Girl at a Bar - SNL

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  • @user-qv2qf1jk5o
    @user-qv2qf1jk5o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20637

    “I followed all the rules” is hilarious but also is a terrifyingly accurate summary

    • @WublicIndecency
      @WublicIndecency 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Sadly:/

    • @SDsurfNFun
      @SDsurfNFun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      Unfortunately Men treat Women like trash but Women also do alot of shady behavior and still blame their problems on Men. If a girl cheats a guy it can really fuck him up psychological and alot of people don't get help afterwards.

    • @carrotcake6572
      @carrotcake6572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +663

      SDsurfNFun wow it’s almost like anyone can commit wrongdoings and poor character is unrelated to gender

    • @Wordybirdy
      @Wordybirdy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      SDsurfNFun Did you really just do a ‘whataboutery’ 180? Sheesh.

    • @undscvr
      @undscvr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@SDsurfNFun I get what you're saying, kinda, buuut imo all humans are pretty trash and its funny that you think we can all be friends. Be nice to eachother? Pfft.

  • @DxPxOfficial
    @DxPxOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5050

    “I’m wearing this shirt and you won’t even let me nut!” I lost it 😂

    • @lukees6359
      @lukees6359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      this is funny as hell

    • @pokemonbobcat
      @pokemonbobcat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The best part of the whole video 😂😂

    • @spicywatermelon343
      @spicywatermelon343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That was the best line 😂💀 10/10

    • @jancook6832
      @jancook6832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sameeeee

    • @philmedeiros2497
      @philmedeiros2497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Perfect delivery lol, Beck is one my favorite cast members

  • @barsdogukankarakoyun8798
    @barsdogukankarakoyun8798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7775

    The way he said “YOU WON’T EVEN LET ME _NUUUT_ ?!”

    • @innag6888
      @innag6888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      what does that even mean?

    • @Buddystudiozchannel
      @Buddystudiozchannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That sounded weird LOL 😂

    • @misterminutes4504
      @misterminutes4504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@innag6888 smart move in your part lmao

    • @alphaturtle3806
      @alphaturtle3806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Eyes close as if he’s simulating the nut lmao

    • @baloog8
      @baloog8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Inspired from deep within his dark side hahah

  • @f-35alightningii79
    @f-35alightningii79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5204

    The way Mikey Day just points and says “bitch” in a matter of fact kind of way is hilarious to me.

    • @Redorgreenful
      @Redorgreenful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      Yeah, that was one of the funniest parts. He just points and says “Bitch” in this flat, calm tone. Like he’s describing the color of someone’s hair.

    • @berryreadable
      @berryreadable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@Redorgreenful I also laughed at he was also the whiniest, simply begging.

    • @STLCODPS3123
      @STLCODPS3123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@berryreadable “PLLEEEEEAASSE!”

    • @theatticaddict
      @theatticaddict 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The way he fcking points at her 😂😂😂😂

    • @serenity8295
      @serenity8295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ugh my ex did that to me grr...well he is ex for reason🤓

  • @ksarah6565
    @ksarah6565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13217

    Chad is the real feminist, he would just be like "okay" 😂

    • @sjanejms9394
      @sjanejms9394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      😂😂😂

    • @darklordthomaspie6293
      @darklordthomaspie6293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Yes, perfect feminist he is

    • @Forge17
      @Forge17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      Girls love him, he saved Narnia after all.

    • @hakuu4644
      @hakuu4644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      🤣🤣🤣👏

    • @entertain7us148
      @entertain7us148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      thats why hes a chad

  • @CEJRAID
    @CEJRAID 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6653

    Beck Bennett was so funny in his delivery here. "You won't even Let me nyeeuuttt!?"

    • @marshamontgomery1990
      @marshamontgomery1990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      john asshat he is one of my favorite easily

    • @jacksaccount5848
      @jacksaccount5848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He’s like, the third-best cast member

    • @AtlasCypher
      @AtlasCypher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      He powered up for that line 😂

    • @mitchelltodd6363
      @mitchelltodd6363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I will forever say nut like this

    • @Hpencer
      @Hpencer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      OK BEUITCH!! Hahahaha

  • @noho_hank7627
    @noho_hank7627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5607

    “You won’t even let me nut what the friiiick!”
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @RachaelHful
      @RachaelHful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That's what I heard too... I fell out😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @AtlasCypher
      @AtlasCypher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      It's pronounced "nyeeeuuutttttt!" 😅😅😅

    • @lion9469
      @lion9469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@itshammertime5036 naah, you killed it... 😑

    • @bluepenguin3686
      @bluepenguin3686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I come back to this clip just for that line....every week... and I love it. Lol. Comedy genius.

    • @lhuffproductions152
      @lhuffproductions152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      NoHo_Hank “I followed all the rules...”

  • @Ali1986Koksal
    @Ali1986Koksal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4084

    "I freakin' marched for you and you won't get down on this?!"

    • @joanofarc9793
      @joanofarc9793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Tbh that’s way more than following Kamala Harris on Twitter so maybe Kyle is worth a shot

    • @thefakenotckh5062
      @thefakenotckh5062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Andrew Foreman the way he moves when he says that 😂

    • @mohammadfarooqi6255
      @mohammadfarooqi6255 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was the best Kyle Mooney

    • @VENGEFULHEXX
      @VENGEFULHEXX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The crotch grab/facial expression really made that pop lmao.

    • @RohitRoy-ww8du
      @RohitRoy-ww8du 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey, she's not into it man , back off !

  • @englishwithari3971
    @englishwithari3971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5668

    Her acting is perfect, the way she turns to try and avoid eye contact and everything

    • @christopherborum6551
      @christopherborum6551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Almost as if she wasn't really acting

    • @wii3willRule
      @wii3willRule 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      years of real-world experience

    • @christopherborum6551
      @christopherborum6551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Jay D I think you missed the point

    • @beneyboo3800
      @beneyboo3800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I was literally thinking, how is she SO good with the reactions. Perfect acting

    • @SONICgokuverine
      @SONICgokuverine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes…her acting. That was acting you were watching.

  • @guanyu4u
    @guanyu4u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14255

    That is actually accurate.. the way a "nice guy" changes into an angry sociopath when he realizes he has no chance with you is utterly creepy.

    • @keyboardcockatoo4567
      @keyboardcockatoo4567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      franco stoppardi wydm? you sound like the person who should be happy that snl called this slimy “male feminist” behavior out.

    • @21shamsham
      @21shamsham 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Durrrr

    • @lydiapetra1211
      @lydiapetra1211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Yep... you are right on...the facade and the mask comes off easily and the true self is revealed.

    • @KevinCarney91
      @KevinCarney91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      True. If a dude wasn't massively insecure and entitled, he'd just say "have a good evening" and be on his way.

    • @danimccarr9915
      @danimccarr9915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      Exactly and they are the same who say "nice guys finish last" but they are not even that nice when it boils down to it

  • @rickydlp
    @rickydlp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4876

    "You won't even let me nuuuuuuut?!"

  • @danfred7127
    @danfred7127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +897

    This is just Reddit in real life.

    • @Tay-ky3fi
      @Tay-ky3fi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Underrated

    • @breakdancinfool
      @breakdancinfool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @aurora8749
      @aurora8749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If you were a female and went places alone you'd know it's just real life and not reddit.

    • @danfred7127
      @danfred7127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aurora8749 Au contraire my friend, I am a tall good looking man who exercises, and I have been hit on by women AND gay men many, many times in my life, often when I'm simply trying to exercise and I'm minding my own business. I know all too well what it's like to be hit on by creeps. So I'd appreciate if you'd stop acting like you know something I don't.

    • @aurora8749
      @aurora8749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@danfred7127 you cannot compare being hit on a couple times when you are out to being followed an sexually harassed almost every time you go somewhere alone. I'd appreciate it if you don't pretend being an attractive man is comparable to being a small attractive woman. I haven been followed home, cornered, groped, at least forty times and was kidnapped and raped once. It's not the same as a couple girls and a gay dude asking you for your phone number once....

  • @jonathandaniel1592
    @jonathandaniel1592 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2733

    i'M WeARIng thIS ShIRt aND YoU WOnt eVEN LEt mE NUT!

  • @RichardCano
    @RichardCano 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15739

    This sketch is exactly the reason we need more women comedy writers! Hilarious and with a fantastic message. While we're on the subject, please sit on my face.

    • @ElfTrap
      @ElfTrap 7 ปีที่แล้ว +623

      For once in my life I'm not sorry I read the comments.

    • @rakamukherjee9070
      @rakamukherjee9070 7 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Richard Cano IM CRYING THIS COMMENT

    • @emileemarie6768
      @emileemarie6768 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I LOVE U

    • @markshaw3711
      @markshaw3711 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Richard Cano, ew no

    • @aedanboyd5827
      @aedanboyd5827 7 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      this is the funniest comment ever

  • @sourmashnumber7169
    @sourmashnumber7169 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3585

    "I followed all the rules!" Lmfao

  • @OfficerFriendly2006
    @OfficerFriendly2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    I think my favorite part of this sketch is that Beck, Kyle and Mikey's characters are at least attempting to come across as normal but Alex isn't even trying.

    • @brettreason484
      @brettreason484 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Do you want to eat my butt…. Says while in front of 20 strangers. haha he looked like the flair guy from office space.

  • @TheStacyfergie
    @TheStacyfergie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2836

    Yikes it too real

    • @gator9339
      @gator9339 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      ChiliContestWinner Leave her alone dude. Some guys am I right? so I volunteer at an animal shelter. Would you want to get drinks sometime Pixie? You said no?....
      bitch

    • @UnicornFilms2001
      @UnicornFilms2001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Maathiu Ra Yin, fuck guys who are dicks about being interested in women. Fuck guys who think that he has a right to have sex with whomever he pleases and gets pissy when she doesn't reciprocate. Fuck people who are xenophobic, sexist, homophobes and who still think that bullshit behavior is okay in 2017.

    • @outkast978
      @outkast978 7 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      It's not about the universal rejection of female & male companionship idiot, it's about the sense of entitlement to sex and inability to accept polite rejection

    • @JackstandJohnny
      @JackstandJohnny 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Unicorn Films Hi, Im a xenophoebic, racist, sexist, transphoebis guy...did I hear you say you wanted to fuck? Wait, youre not like, FAT or ugly or anything, right?

    • @epanecka
      @epanecka 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maathiu Ra Yin I think you're confused bud. Those things don't go together.

  • @barrett4398
    @barrett4398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4650

    "I'm so sorry about my fellow man" is the grossest line in this skit lol.

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      As he's wearing a pink hat and vest covered with political slogan buttons, lol, could not be more overtly creepy.

    • @itsmeyaboi4386
      @itsmeyaboi4386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@yellowblanka6058 whats wrong with the pink hat lmaoo

    • @JaydonTanner
      @JaydonTanner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The grossest line was definitely “I love Hillary”

    • @fenecofeneco19
      @fenecofeneco19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@balloonfiesta15 At least he admitted it and calling it with its name...unlike some men who go against their friends only when they are "too" supportive and decent with women ,both in a locker room and in public.
      I think you were disgusted because he betrayed the rule of brotherhood ,and not because he said he was a scumbag with women and sorry.
      Nice man was that Marlon Brando ...especially towards women.

    • @CrunchyBaguette
      @CrunchyBaguette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@itsmeyaboi4386 look up “pussyhat”

  • @ThePopushi
    @ThePopushi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8369

    I feel this is extremely culturally relevant right now.

    • @hop-skip-ouch8798
      @hop-skip-ouch8798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      No, you just found it right now. These stereotypes have always been there.

    • @ticketyblue3080
      @ticketyblue3080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ThePopushi always

    • @neoneherefrom5836
      @neoneherefrom5836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Old news old concept.

    • @asabovesobelow1362
      @asabovesobelow1362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Extremely cringe more like

    • @chicobear
      @chicobear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They even mentioned Kamala Harris.

  • @Ay-B
    @Ay-B 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1065

    This is why "nice guys" finish last - they're not actually nice. Not nice at all.

    • @dansmith6990
      @dansmith6990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      that's not what that phrase means...

    • @latinolawdog5067
      @latinolawdog5067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Not what that phrase means, at all. That phrase actually encourages aggressive behavior...it basically means “non-aggressive”, non-assertive guys are the ones who get left behind.

    • @Ay-B
      @Ay-B 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I know what the phrase means.That's why I put quotes around nice guys - to indicate the alternate usage of the expression.

    • @rshawn4303
      @rshawn4303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Ay-B yea they think being nice means they're entitled to everything.. so uhh.. would you like to grab a cup of coffee sometime?

    • @Ay-B
      @Ay-B 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@rshawn4303 Lol!

  • @valeriae6053
    @valeriae6053 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2103

    Ok, this is scarily accurate.

    • @JasonLane1
      @JasonLane1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      I totally agree with you! Maybeeee you wanna grab a drink sometime?

    • @arellanof.158
      @arellanof.158 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Valeria E ...BITCH!!

    • @omegalordvega
      @omegalordvega 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Jason Lane, back the fuck off, dude. She's not into you. Fucking asking a girl out on the internet is so desperate and lame.

    • @elicab6926
      @elicab6926 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Jason Lane 😂😂

    • @omegalordvega
      @omegalordvega 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Sorry about that Valeria E. Some guys are horrible, right? So yea... Where do you live? We should hang out sometime.

  • @hfredydl
    @hfredydl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2073

    "I freakin marched for you and you won't get down on this????!!!!" .... 😂😂😂😂

    • @wackybisexual8280
      @wackybisexual8280 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That is honestly my favorite part

    • @elliesings9508
      @elliesings9508 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is hilarious

    • @Tealtown408
      @Tealtown408 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @johnsreactions6658
      @johnsreactions6658 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      They are making fun of both groups
      The men who think they will get laid by supporting women’s rights
      And the women who believe these guys support women’s rights

    • @naenaebaby1803
      @naenaebaby1803 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I literally just heard that as soon as I saw this comment

  • @brutalerik87
    @brutalerik87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5294

    I feel like this skit was funnier then the crowd was realizing.

    • @jshepard152
      @jshepard152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      The joke was funny once. It wasn't funny four times.

    • @johnathandoughboy
      @johnathandoughboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      J Shepard exactly

    • @HaydenTheEeeeeeeeevilEukaryote
      @HaydenTheEeeeeeeeevilEukaryote 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      J Shepard oh god are there four of these?

    • @strangerthings88
      @strangerthings88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hayden the eeeeeeeeeeevil male eukaryotic organism 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @peteranon8455
      @peteranon8455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Then the crowd was realizing... what?

  • @jh1328
    @jh1328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    This is so unrealistic. There are never two seats open at a bar in NYC.

    • @rustinstardust2094
      @rustinstardust2094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @eva_eva6724
      @eva_eva6724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And most men are too afraid of hitting on anyone . Definitely not US culture or men

    • @Thrifty032781
      @Thrifty032781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Also, people could never converse at a normal volume in any bar anywhere.

    • @jh1328
      @jh1328 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@eva_eva6724My comment was about seating availability. Let’s keep on topic.

    • @youngthomasyorke4074
      @youngthomasyorke4074 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Except at shitty bars with only guys looking at dating apps on their own shipping Japanese whiskey

  • @melissafulham7089
    @melissafulham7089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1841

    "I'm wearing the shirt and YOU WONT LET ME NUT??" Jesus christ lol

    • @Ying-yang6969
      @Ying-yang6969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Hey Melissa you wanna hangout? Maybe have coffee or dinner sometime?

    • @Ying-yang6969
      @Ying-yang6969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I'm not one of those creepy guys. I'm real deal.

    • @Ying-yang6969
      @Ying-yang6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Bitch I went on multiple feminist rallies and you won't even reply?

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Ying-yang6969 Apt username, lol, also, there's a dude in her profile pic with her.

    • @Ying-yang6969
      @Ying-yang6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@yellowblanka6058 i asked her when she was single. In the profile picture atleast.

  • @EDS2314
    @EDS2314 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1604

    "I followed all the rules!" *fading off in the background.

    • @Michael-ny6lk
      @Michael-ny6lk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EDS2314 Lmao

    • @homerbalderas1393
      @homerbalderas1393 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was a year late with the exact same comment 😂

  • @brandonwilcox7411
    @brandonwilcox7411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    I can definitely see that first guy buying that shirt thinking “I’m gonna get laid instantly”

  • @songbird6414
    @songbird6414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    That opening shot made me really want to see Cecily in an actual movie

    • @davidsinnott7160
      @davidsinnott7160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      She’s had supporting roles in quite a few movies, and has quite a significant role in the ensemble film The Female Brain.

    • @songbird6414
      @songbird6414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@davidsinnott7160 I just heard about that one! I’m thinking of checking it out.

    • @davidsinnott7160
      @davidsinnott7160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@songbird6414 It’s not the best movie in the world, but the cast is decent, and Cecily is great as always.

    • @360.Tapestry
      @360.Tapestry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i said all the right things, will she finally let me tap that?

    • @cambium0
      @cambium0 ปีที่แล้ว

      I enjoyed how the dude she passes on the way to the bar is giving her the once-over

  • @sarahg6458
    @sarahg6458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1416

    “Yeah I’m not here to flirt or anything.”
    *starts flirting*

    • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
      @OMGWTFLOLSMH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not a single character said that.

    • @mistkitty88
      @mistkitty88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      OMGWTFLOL Not exactly, but the first guy said he’s not a gross guy looking to hit on her, and then immediately hits on her. So.. same exact concept.

  • @dallaswwood
    @dallaswwood 6 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    I did crack up when the first guy cried "I followed all the rules!!"

    • @Poe-007
      @Poe-007 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I know right.. so what’s going on man? Nice profile picture. 👀

    • @Poe-007
      @Poe-007 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So you won’t reply now…. 🤬…. 😂👍🏽

  • @DB-lr6kl
    @DB-lr6kl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4611

    The best part of this sketch is that it shows how creepy "male feminists" are. Most of them are just men who are trying to pick up chicks through white knighting and virtue signaling...not the move!

    • @elizabethterlinden3078
      @elizabethterlinden3078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      It's a shame. Some men do genuinely hold these convictions because they believe in equality. If everybody behaves that way, we can make real progress. But too many people act as though sex is the end all, be all. Women can be interested in sex and have other passions, dreams and goals for life. It's not either or.

    • @johnsreactions6658
      @johnsreactions6658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Elizabeth Terlinden By “ progress”. You mean free stuff that you think you’re entitled to
      Yeah that will never happen

    • @brucesnow7125
      @brucesnow7125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @ダイバーひどい I love how she was talking about some guys believing in equality, but you turned it into believing in every male is rapist, creep, etc. I don't think you understand what "equality" means.

    • @mrbigpappy85
      @mrbigpappy85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      “Virtue signaling” is not a phrase in the English language and doesn’t mean anything. Literally what does it mean? Lol. Do you mean projecting virtuosity?

    • @HM-kw1qu
      @HM-kw1qu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@johnsreactions6658 Lol I love when people try the "by ____ you mean this totally unrelated thing right!?!?"

  • @TheCatBilbo
    @TheCatBilbo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    A UK sketch show did something similar: man helps attractive woman changing a car tyre, or struggling with heavy shopping...until she mentions her boyfriend, in passing. Then he immediately stops helping & just walks-off.

    • @tiagolopes4965
      @tiagolopes4965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Man/Woman. Genius show

    • @TheCatBilbo
      @TheCatBilbo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@tiagolopes4965 Well remembered! Nick Frost, Daisy Haggard et al. 2005 - 2 seasons.

    • @emmamarshall221
      @emmamarshall221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oh I thought you meant Snuff Box with Matt Berry. Have you seen those "boyfriend" sketches? I won't spoil it, but his timing is brilliant

    • @draxs3572
      @draxs3572 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Simp

    • @bibsma3401
      @bibsma3401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      th-cam.com/video/I66aySW4le8/w-d-xo.html

  • @sike2378
    @sike2378 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3308

    It's scary how accurate this is ..

    • @nicholasrubingh7113
      @nicholasrubingh7113 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah! I totally agree!

    • @knifespoon7592
      @knifespoon7592 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Hahah yeah totally guys are lame. Not me though I try my best to be more like un-lame lol!
      I mean just because I have a massive dick doesn't mean I have to BE one riight? lol

    • @justhannahbanana7381
      @justhannahbanana7381 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TRUE!!!!

    • @VideoGuy232
      @VideoGuy232 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Chicken Nuggetmaster360 Not really

    • @theatrejunkee9229
      @theatrejunkee9229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      b king if you honestly believe you can buy sex for the price of a couple of drinks it's no wonder you get rejected. Even hookers have a price point. And standards.

  • @markmetivier1416
    @markmetivier1416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    “I’m wearing this shirt and you won’t even let me NUT?!?!”

    • @PercNP
      @PercNP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Em, excuse me, but it's "NEEEYUUUUUUUT!"

  • @jobliar937
    @jobliar937 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1312

    1:10 went 0 to 60 so fast I cant stop laughing at his voice

    • @trever2244
      @trever2244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      You won't even let me nhuut?

    • @FreGZile
      @FreGZile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Beck bennett is really good in that one

    • @connorgreen8880
      @connorgreen8880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's my favorite part of the skit, and I've been waiting for somebody to mention that! xD

    • @cipher8266
      @cipher8266 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@trever2244 I almost want that on a T-Shirt lmao

    • @Thapanirmal
      @Thapanirmal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What a plot twist

  • @lisalove991
    @lisalove991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Lmfao the whole “bitch” line at the end of all them shooting their shot, is hilariously accurate OMG.

  • @TheUnlocked
    @TheUnlocked 7 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    There are a scary number of people in the comments section who seem to be trying to justify the actions taken by the men in this skit.

    • @LoStInThEmUsIc55
      @LoStInThEmUsIc55 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Unlocked i should have expected it and yet I'm still somehow shocked and repulsed

    • @dougsmith6347
      @dougsmith6347 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you want to eat my butt? Loooool was that line actually on live tv?

    • @MRostendway
      @MRostendway 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I see more people rightly pointing out that men dont bahave like that. Its all in feminists head.

    • @TheUnlocked
      @TheUnlocked 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      MRostendway let me guess, you're a man?

    • @MRostendway
      @MRostendway 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Unlocked Ofcourse. As a man I know this is a made up strawman in feminists head.

  • @karal902
    @karal902 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2489

    hahaha pretty much every tinder date...

    • @PeterParker-yg6fc
      @PeterParker-yg6fc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      that's why you man up and deal with being alone until you meet someone in real life...instead of riding the brave new world bandwagon

    • @akhilp3559
      @akhilp3559 7 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Talbert Humperdink lmao ur a loser dude stop trying to tell people how to live their lives

    • @kluneberg8952
      @kluneberg8952 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      that's what tinder is for. it's literally a hook up app.

    • @karal902
      @karal902 7 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Are you okay man? It was a joke. Chill please. Obviously Tinder is mostly for hooking up but who says I have to hook up with a disrespectful sexist? That was the point in case you missed it. @talbert Humperdink

    • @olinkirkland
      @olinkirkland 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      holy shit the replies to this comment are fucked

  • @har-vwf7729
    @har-vwf7729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Does anyone else think that his delivery in 1:14 was brilliant?

    • @JoeNaeem
      @JoeNaeem ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His delivery at 1:14 is literally perfect.

    • @ryans6280
      @ryans6280 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was absolutely perfect. The way he switched gears within a fraction of a second.

    • @ThatBoyEpic08
      @ThatBoyEpic08 หลายเดือนก่อน

      IM WEARING THIS SHIRT AND YOU WONT EVEN LET ME NEEAAUUTTTT WHAT THE FREHCK!

  • @deedee-es4vg
    @deedee-es4vg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5301

    WOMEN SUFFER . MEN SUFFER. WE ALL SUFFER. in different ways.
    Let's just stop with the labels and start being kind to each other. There's literally an epidemic of kindness. Start listening to each other, and hopefully start understanding each other.
    P.S: This was a stupid comment before. I've changed it to something meaningful I had to say.

    • @deedee-es4vg
      @deedee-es4vg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @Jesper Jansen They're fake 90% of the time.

    • @anthonys5542
      @anthonys5542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      ​@@deedee-es4vg *scoffs* and weasels. GAAWWD. I can't believe how some men act, that's why I volunteer at a battered women's shelter every day after work. I uh, work as a divorce lawyer for women who have been cheated on.
      So... deedee, you maybe wanna go on a date sometime?

    • @businessgoose6057
      @businessgoose6057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      HERE-HERE!!!!

    • @bimbowithadegree420
      @bimbowithadegree420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      👌👌👌

    • @rashb3994
      @rashb3994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Definitely gotten laid online off of accepting a rejection by giving positive feedback. She said I'm cute but not normally into short guys, I said I don't normally date single moms but there was just something about her and if she changes her mind hit me up.

  • @chris_melberger
    @chris_melberger 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2880

    best sketch of the night

    • @WTDProductions
      @WTDProductions 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chris Melberger wow chris love your FRESH CONTENT, weird i just randomly came across your comment 😂

    • @okayalright6497
      @okayalright6497 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice pun

    • @Ronniepmr
      @Ronniepmr 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed 👍

    • @slide4180
      @slide4180 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sure, if you like predictable and shallow.

    • @catherinecorry8807
      @catherinecorry8807 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chris Melberger you can't spell disappointment without men

  • @possumorb
    @possumorb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +999

    I swear Beck Bennett can play any role PERFECTLY

    • @rnjbond
      @rnjbond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Also he doesn't stare at cue cards and doesn't break

  • @mr.bluesky4130
    @mr.bluesky4130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Beck’s delivery is unparalleled, what an amazing performer

  • @SuperHappyNotMerry
    @SuperHappyNotMerry 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1865

    This is what I call the "pseudo self aware" nice guy. He's always commenting on how skeezy other guys are for doing the same exact thing he is doing, he believes in gender equality (on paper), but reject him one time and lo and behold, this sketch is born.

    • @johnsreactions6658
      @johnsreactions6658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      SuperHappyNotMerry Women also get angry when they are rejected and they seek revenge, Have you never seen it?

    • @goldzillabs8026
      @goldzillabs8026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ブレードランナー These people are called assholes, most men and women are not like this

    • @kingkylie9655
      @kingkylie9655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@johnsreactions6658 not at the capacity that men do lmao in some parts of the world men actually KIDNAP women they want to marry and its allowed so dont ever bring up "men have ti bad too" under a woman video. bring up a man problem at a man video

    • @loftstaff9105
      @loftstaff9105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MKOFT3N Did she murder you though?

    • @businessgoose6057
      @businessgoose6057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@johnsreactions6658 clapping

  • @dunoa1141
    @dunoa1141 7 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    I followed all the rules!!!

    • @E-99x
      @E-99x 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Duno A Gross.

    • @ArthVaduh
      @ArthVaduh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Duno A here's a participation trophy for you...

    • @MVSVOLQUEZ
      @MVSVOLQUEZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol i wish someone would called me gross to my face hahaha omg let that person be white

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mark: Hey, if that's your fantasy, whatever floats you boat.

    • @jjb2655
      @jjb2655 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love that line!

  • @bbooii2392
    @bbooii2392 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1527

    "I FREAKING MARCHED FOR YOU AND YOU WON'T EVEN GET DOWN ON THIS!!" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @johnsreactions6658
      @johnsreactions6658 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      bbooii 23 I’m pretty sure that’s the main reason guys were at those marches

    • @allieschwarz8023
      @allieschwarz8023 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      + Nike Honestly the march was horrible. Freezing cold in DC and because twice as many people showed up as expected the crowds were atrocious and there was no cell service because the towers were jammed. Any guy who showed up for that deserves a handy... at the very least.

    • @allieschwarz8023
      @allieschwarz8023 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      + Cory Schmidt Lol.. jk!

    • @roberturquiza3013
      @roberturquiza3013 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fucking hilarious

    • @patriciaoffer9585
      @patriciaoffer9585 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cory Schmidt
      I want to say something rude but I won't.

  • @DJMaster7q
    @DJMaster7q 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    The emphasis Kyle puts on “women’s March” at 1:37 is incredible

    • @chilldude30
      @chilldude30 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol, Kyle is great in this

  • @jogedo8
    @jogedo8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +879

    /r/NiceGuys

    • @coltonclarky3118
      @coltonclarky3118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      /r/whiteknights

    • @RR-yr4sd
      @RR-yr4sd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      /r/shut the fuck up not everything is about reddit

    • @NikhileshSurve
      @NikhileshSurve 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Jorge Villanueva
      Or male feminists

    • @marcustheawesome3879
      @marcustheawesome3879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol I thought the same thing

    • @drebeck2542
      @drebeck2542 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RR-yr4sd Or is it?

  • @ImJustSayin2014
    @ImJustSayin2014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1417

    This is why a lot of these “Male Feminists™️” give me ✨red flags✨

    • @bethanyvillero6900
      @bethanyvillero6900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      thought it was just me!

    • @zoeyclarks7609
      @zoeyclarks7609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Feminists of any kind give me red flags

    • @mikekasich836
      @mikekasich836 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This
      th-cam.com/video/sSbcycS7tEA/w-d-xo.html

    • @mikekasich836
      @mikekasich836 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bethanyvillero6900 th-cam.com/video/sSbcycS7tEA/w-d-xo.html

    • @zoeyclarks7609
      @zoeyclarks7609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Abigail Harp insults are the first sign of defeat. I never said I hated what feminism has stood for before. But I do hate where it is leading and where it is. If a woman hits a man, it’s considered female empowerment instead of abuse. A woman can get away with sexual abuse of males (child or otherwise) bc the victims aren’t believed or are told to “Man Up”, or “You are so lucky man” etc. feminism now a days is not about equality it’s about wanting special treatments. Instead of earning a job through a well structured and impressive resume, feminist expect to be handed a job. Instead of being grateful towards a guy for opening the door the man can be openly taunted by her (happened to my uncle). But most importantly, feminist say it’s okay to murder an unborn child. Like that child doesn’t have a right to live. It goes against more moral and religious beliefs. And I can say that bc
      1. My best friend was conceived from sexual abuse
      2. My grandmother was told my doctors to abort dad.
      And 3. It goes against my religion which is the foundations of who I am and why I am happy and free.
      Feminism may have started out with good intentions but now a days it is a blame game that man are the scum of the earth and females are the only types of humans with a brain. I’m against it bc a woman should earn a job through hard work not bc of her genitalia.

  • @speedydog45
    @speedydog45 7 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    Are conservatives really getting triggered over this? I thought that was our job.

    • @rainesalatte
      @rainesalatte 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      A Pacing Goose apparently. LMAO. They are such delicate flowers.

    • @krombopulos_michael
      @krombopulos_michael 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      A Pacing Goose its making fun of virtue signalling liberal men, and conservatives are still the ones getting offended.

    • @welwitschia
      @welwitschia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Henry Rodenburg
      And certain people also need to understand that not every problem has a 'middle of the road' solution.

    • @thothheartmaat2833
      @thothheartmaat2833 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A Pacing Goose what does triggered even mean? responding? that's like slapping someone and they go hey.... and then you say you triggered them.. congratulations you're a freaking genius...

    • @christopherpurcell9880
      @christopherpurcell9880 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it is all the guys in the skit saying bitch are the liberal cucks

  • @300thNPC
    @300thNPC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Touch my tit" LOOOL that caught me off guard 😂😂🤣

  • @jramir2
    @jramir2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    I just noticed, she really had no interest in talking to the guys, always looked back at her phone.

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Lol, she should have taken her jacket off and put it on the chair next to her after the first guy, then told them she was saving the seat for a friend.

    • @dee2210
      @dee2210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@yellowblanka6058 tat doesn't go well in some places

    • @AZ-kr6ff
      @AZ-kr6ff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@yellowblanka6058
      You shouldn't expect paying customers to stand because you are holding the last seat for someone who isn't even there.

    • @nicholasclay8034
      @nicholasclay8034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@yellowblanka6058 Than there would be no Skit lol

    • @danielthorsteinsson9698
      @danielthorsteinsson9698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@yellowblanka6058 Nah, doesnt work, like at all.

  • @lovefangirlingpurple6004
    @lovefangirlingpurple6004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1616

    Man: I support women’s rights........... So do you wanna go out?
    Woman: no thanks.
    Man: But I support your rights.
    Woman: Cool but still no thanks
    Man: B**** you don’t have the right to reject me.

    • @davep4211
      @davep4211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      So, you watched the video...cool

    • @lovefangirlingpurple6004
      @lovefangirlingpurple6004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@davep4211 yes i did. how did you know?

    • @jamerthegamer13
      @jamerthegamer13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lovefangirling Purple because you’re quoting it

    • @simonegregori4323
      @simonegregori4323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's the reason you should never support rights that are not yours ☝️

    • @simonegregori4323
      @simonegregori4323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kevindagod so you would support rights of peole who treat you like shit? 🤔 What a masochist...

  • @BellaPigeon1
    @BellaPigeon1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4128

    When nice guys think that just because they're friendly to you, you owe them something in return.

    • @shuandroid4635
      @shuandroid4635 6 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      BellaPigeon1 they are not nice guys then.

    • @samuelmarsh2724
      @samuelmarsh2724 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Shubham Thanekar agreed you should be nice because you want to not because you want something

    • @theatrejunkee9229
      @theatrejunkee9229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      BellaPigeon1 As soon as a guy stays he's "nice," I know he's anything but that...

    • @777jimothy
      @777jimothy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      But i bought a shirt

    • @theatrejunkee9229
      @theatrejunkee9229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      AmarNathan if you'll notice, the message is the opposite...

  • @dimitrivavoulis2184
    @dimitrivavoulis2184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    the Kamala Harris comment aged really well

  • @MrsWeasly123
    @MrsWeasly123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1635

    The audience last night was dead. this skit was hilarious and their reactions were disappointingly lukewarm

    • @Despina838
      @Despina838 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      captain_ahab Their ratings have been at a 20 year high...they've been killing it with the political skits.

    • @rhetro777
      @rhetro777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      captain_ahab- this was actually the least funniest episode this year. This sketch wasnt bad but their shows overall have been hilarious the last few months until this one

    • @Adeon55
      @Adeon55 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Well, it's pretty obvious this wasn't a live performance, but a prerecorded short, which tend not to get as much audience reaction.

    • @asecretone
      @asecretone 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I don't know for sure but I think that maybe the pre-recorded sketches are treated like intermissions by the audiences so perhaps they go the bathroom, stretch their legs during them? It sure seemed like no one in the crowd was even watching this

    • @srtor
      @srtor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rhetro - Really, bitch.

  • @LadyovVein
    @LadyovVein 6 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    “I am so sorry about my fellow man”

    • @uberfreak9228
      @uberfreak9228 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i mean you kinda asked for it :)

    • @imyouyoureme1533
      @imyouyoureme1533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can pull out almost all my pubic hair by hand if you give me 4 hours and 3 months of grow time. Trying to beat my record, but gotta wait a month.

    • @theshoes7488
      @theshoes7488 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Badman’s” 1. Her comment was from a year ago.
      2. So are you saying that you yourself are indeed hot? (Strange)
      3. Are you saying she’s not hot? (Strange)
      *notes and reflection*
      (Strange)

  • @emilyb.8219
    @emilyb.8219 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1201

    Lmao at guys who think being decent human beings means you owe them anything

    • @lokddhci3487
      @lokddhci3487 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      same with girls

    • @Never24Summer
      @Never24Summer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You do owe them respect though

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ayy I see what you did there Bre

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      If you're a decent person deserving of respect, then sure. Otherwise, no I don't.

    • @MsAntihero25vqYITaib
      @MsAntihero25vqYITaib 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So is that a yes or....

  • @syedharis1906
    @syedharis1906 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    that "Future is female" shirt was so cringe

  • @pizza9700
    @pizza9700 7 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    Feminism isn't the problem. The problem is guys who are trying to use feminism to get laid.

    • @csurname
      @csurname 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      grey alien with low understanding of human life, yep

    • @karencarpenter1210
      @karencarpenter1210 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Well Feminism IS also a problem but I agree with the 2nd part of your statement.

    • @lucasgonzalez6346
      @lucasgonzalez6346 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      runespell Um... Nope, I'm pretty sure it's just feminism.

    • @pizza9700
      @pizza9700 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Oh, for goodness sakes. I'm not going to argue with ANYONE in a TH-cam comments section, ESPECIALLY NOT ABOUT FEMINISM. I think we all know that that would just end up in a flame war and a headache.

    • @blakeada999
      @blakeada999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ha, wouldn't it be interesting if the evolution of the internet and the open exchange of ideas was (imagine this narrated by Morgan Freeman): "...then the day came when every person had their own private soap box--if they wanted it... Many argued, called each other names. Most people just observed. But every one of them--at one time or another--tried to fix someone else. Haha, I guess you could say, 'the noise grew white'. That's around the time something started to change..." ?

  • @amy-leighi3102
    @amy-leighi3102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    "I followed all the rules!"

  • @Captainsticks23
    @Captainsticks23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    “Pleassseee! But it’s not fair!”
    Mikey killed that line

  • @nowaynomore
    @nowaynomore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    *dO yOu WaNnA eAt Ma BuTt*
    Gets me every time 😂

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Love the fact that he's wearing a pink hat and vest covered with political slogan buttons, haha

    • @eveharris30
      @eveharris30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BITCH!!!!!

    • @Calicocutpants
      @Calicocutpants 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      One of the most underrated lines next to “touch my tit” 🤣

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Calicocutpants that *BITCH!* at the end caught me off guard, lol.

  • @jak_the_buddha
    @jak_the_buddha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +959

    Sweet jesus this is unbelievably accurate

    • @sugaredwards6207
      @sugaredwards6207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Jak The only way they could make it more accurate is if the men tell her how ugly she is after they get rejected.

    • @klavicus2276
      @klavicus2276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If i have issues then we are in the same boat 🤝

    • @goodghouls
      @goodghouls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@klavicus2276 OMG grow up, woman aren't a fricking trophy you get for being "nice" to them, "that's what girls do nowadays blocking" how old are you???
      And nice one assuming their partner is a man

    • @Cryboutet
      @Cryboutet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sugaredwards6207I'm a "real" feminist and I'd completely condemn this act. Fact is men in large numbers either creep very openly or go subtle with it

    • @Cortesevasive
      @Cortesevasive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@klavicus2276 there is a reason she got a bf.

  • @andiotrebac6583
    @andiotrebac6583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    It seems extreme but it’s actually very accurate.
    The whole one after the other rescuing is very relatable

    • @aurora8749
      @aurora8749 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's crazy how little self awareness most men have. Literally every time I've talked about domestic violence some butthurt guy instantly comments, "What about when women abuse men!?" It's not even close to being as common as the reverse women are 6x more likely to be victims of DV and if you bring up statistics they claim it's all women making false reports 🙄 oh yeah? What about all the women that are murdered by their partners during acts of DV? Is the morgue and forensics fabricating those as well?;Almost every woman I know has been in at least one abusive relationship and almost every woman I know has been sexually assaulted. Men in general have a huge issue with self control, another fact that's proved by science as they have lower function in the prefrontal cortex but it can be fixed if mother were more involved with their sons and disciplined them more and if more men stopped abandoning their sons and stick around to be a role model.

    • @slukic8336
      @slukic8336 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah let's push some hate towards men!..

  • @hokiejoe17
    @hokiejoe17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2071

    This is a super accurate portrait of how guys who go to the women's marches and keep backing feminism act. They are like "oh yeah woman power!" And then expect to get laid.

    • @user-jy1bc3gw2q
      @user-jy1bc3gw2q 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      They're not all like that. There are lots though, and there's a way to weed them out.

    • @mikekasich836
      @mikekasich836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Play Station oh i thought thats what liberals do (generalize)

    • @waynej2608
      @waynej2608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @bobloblaw4life I think I saw The Pussy Tingles in the 80s. They opened for The Go Go's. They were decent, but The Go Go's were better. And hotter, esp Jane Wiedlin! 😍

    • @lukegreen341
      @lukegreen341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @bobloblaw4life 😂😂😂 plz tell me you're trolling u sound like the biggest incel.

    • @sugaredwards6207
      @sugaredwards6207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Motto Green of course bobloblaw4life is an angry incel. This skit triggered him worse than women's soccer.

  • @ЕвгенияС-ъ1з
    @ЕвгенияС-ъ1з 7 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    I adore SNL. Hi from Russia :)

  • @deroiste16
    @deroiste16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Thanks to this sketch, as a 28 year old woman I find myself saying "you won't even let me nut" way too often around the house

    • @Kaervek87
      @Kaervek87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Puds Deroiste You're doing the Lord's work.

    • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
      @OMGWTFLOLSMH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nice try but that's sex appropriation. You don't have nuts, so you can't use that phrase.

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks to this sketch, as a 25 year old man, i find myself saying “touch my tit” waaaaay too often now

  • @marcusweber7436
    @marcusweber7436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Holy shit the number of "nice guys" in the comments is amazing. Dudes, go to therapy and deal with your repressed anger at women and your twisted, pathological, transaction view of sex. You're not getting rejected because you're "nice", you're rejected because your issues are plainly visible to everyone except for you.

    • @markoseries
      @markoseries 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But he was wearing the shirt and she didn't let him nut. What the frick? He followed all the rules.

  • @muzic4lyfe2005
    @muzic4lyfe2005 6 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    😂 the ending is genius

    • @rict.4938
      @rict.4938 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know a chick just like her. "Bitch" lol

    • @melvina628
      @melvina628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rict.4938 Me, too. Tried to block my exit. Oh, no.

    • @miamitten1123
      @miamitten1123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, lesbians are aggressive too

  • @How.Dare.You.
    @How.Dare.You. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    i want a proper date with a proper man

    • @seebefore
      @seebefore 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I am not like a gross guy trying to hit on you or something....would you mind telling me where can I take you out on a date?

    • @samuelluria4744
      @samuelluria4744 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Most women do.

    • @Mrforever34
      @Mrforever34 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      butterfflyess stfu

    • @StevXtreme
      @StevXtreme 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      What's a proper date and what's a proper man? Wait! Don't tell me. What women want and what they say they want are two different things.

    • @jasonbourne6365
      @jasonbourne6365 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Morpheus wtf?

  • @ShadowManV3
    @ShadowManV3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    OMG HAhah " Im wearing this shirt and you wont even let me NUT! " XD

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The fact that he says it in a Pee Wee Hermanesque voice makes it all the better, lol

  • @xaesalyszimpkee
    @xaesalyszimpkee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    This reminds me of the time at a party a guy came on to me a little bit and I wasn't feeling it so I told him no and he respected that and just remained friendly for the evening, not trying anything again, and /him respecting my no/ caught my eye, and I ended up changing my mind over it once my mood shifted. And I know for a fact that if he got weird or ignored me afterwards, I wouldn't have changed my mind.

    • @christofferjenzen78
      @christofferjenzen78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Changed your mind...so you guys got down like james brown? Makes it a better story.

    • @xaesalyszimpkee
      @xaesalyszimpkee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@thatbitchnoemie your reply confuses me so maybe I can clarify ; I didn't know him and I was getting hit on in general, wasn't feeling anyone. But after he was respectful and showed genuine interest in me throughout the night after rejection, that indicated to me he was worth my time for a good time. I wasn't trying to 'not let him go' by any means more like I reconsidered his offer after he caught my interest by just maintaining good Convo etc it was a green flag that made a good impression

    • @stevenhall4165
      @stevenhall4165 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@xaesalyszimpkee so you let him NYEEUUUUT

    • @xaesalyszimpkee
      @xaesalyszimpkee ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@avasdv him ignoring me and giving me space would have been a red flag because it showed that he only had interest in getting to know me to fuck me. Him backing off from flirting but still trying to be friendly and getting to know me because I was clearly receptive to it was a good move cuz it showed he actually had interest in who I was and not just getting in my pants because I was pretty to him.
      Some women don't want to be approached at all. They will be skeptical of your friendship and getting to know them whatsoever because they think you're just trying to get into their pants. It's going to vary, you have to figure out how receptive that person is to you talking to them.
      Rejection sucks, but it's not the end of the world and you don't need to completely ignore or write off that person because they said no to your romantic or sexual or flirtatious advances

  • @jenifermartins2946
    @jenifermartins2946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    When I was around 16, I rejected a guy at a party, so he went around telling everyone in the party I was a lesbian (?). A couple of years later, I heard he came out as gay. It was pretty funny.

    • @dimitrispaliouras6680
      @dimitrispaliouras6680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Pretty funny indeed, he was gay and from all girls chose to hit on you. Must means something...

    • @faithlesshound5621
      @faithlesshound5621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@SDsurfNFun
      Guys like you think there's no such thing as a free dinner.

    • @drakashrakenburgproduction5369
      @drakashrakenburgproduction5369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SDsurfNFun the fact you think you're serious is truly pathetic.

    • @Alexis_005
      @Alexis_005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I rejected a guy in High School and he told everyone I was “easy” but people would be like. Then why did she reject you? Everyone could see through his BS. Wasn’t the first time he tried to start rumors apparently

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So why was he angry that you rejected him if he wasn't heterosexual anyway? lol.

  • @stephdnel
    @stephdnel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    This isn't even comedy it's just a regular day for me

    • @bretttoombs2465
      @bretttoombs2465 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Really? This pathetic "comedy" skit accurately portrays your interaction with men? This happens to you on a regular basis? Hmmm...I'm skeptical. Perhaps you should converse with better people? Just a thought.....

    • @stephdnel
      @stephdnel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Sorry the hyperbole went over your head.

    • @ominous450
      @ominous450 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Stephanie Nelson poor you for getting all attention. Us men actually have to work to get laid. All women have to do when a guy approaches them is laugh at their jokes and seem interested

    • @CeliaIsASeal
      @CeliaIsASeal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      ominous450 I'm so sorry you have to go through this, really. It must be so hard for men to struggle with getting laid. Seriously, try to see past your fucking fedora and learn about the real issues in society.

    • @stephdnel
      @stephdnel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Lol I should have mentioned I run a bar, therefore I spend most of my time in a bar

  • @emil2321
    @emil2321 7 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    I'm a guy and I can confirm, this video is damn true.

    • @vjeminem
      @vjeminem 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Emil what a proud moment to proclaim

    • @ericandrusca3617
      @ericandrusca3617 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ofcourse it is ;p

    • @Ken.-
      @Ken.- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You do realize that this comment will be used against you in about ten years to prove that you harasses women on a regular basis.
      The company you work for will be forced to let you go for some reason, then you will have to apologize to every female who has ever lived or will live, which will come across as insincere anyway. You will then try to prove you mean it by cutting off your own penis, but women will only say that it only proves just how much of a perv you are.

    • @ericandrusca3617
      @ericandrusca3617 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you do realize that retroactive legislation attacking past actions will never come into affect and that feminism seems to be ending right?

    • @Ken.-
      @Ken.- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You do realize it's "effect", right?

  • @TracyNorrell
    @TracyNorrell ปีที่แล้ว +17

    6 years ago? No way... Crazy how time flies, but good comedy always stays fresh.

  • @brianwagenaar722
    @brianwagenaar722 7 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Beck Bennett's delivery holy shit

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brian Wagenaar almost like..... it’s not the first time he’s said stuff like that.

  • @rachithakumar4925
    @rachithakumar4925 6 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    I FOLLOWED ALL THE RULESSSS

    • @megtell
      @megtell 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Apollox44 Pollo Both are horrible.

  • @Clouds12012
    @Clouds12012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    That first guys face when he says nut had me laughing for hours

  • @akiman712
    @akiman712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Mikey Day's transition from inquisitive to downright perv was hilarious. The whole drawn out "yeah.." followed by the quick "can i ask you a question since we both like hillary", sets up the entire joke and mannerism.

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      and his "matter of fact" pointing at her and monotone "bitch" killed me...hahaha.

  • @mattjones5531
    @mattjones5531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Did anyone else here Beck say "but i followed all the rules" after Kyle moves in, now that is writing

  • @LUSCIOUSDUNCAN
    @LUSCIOUSDUNCAN 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    i'm so happy to hear "let me nut" in an SNL sketch

  • @micfrankencrayon3374
    @micfrankencrayon3374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    My friend literally just had an experience like this. Guy went out of his way to ask her to hook up and when she said “no” he called her names and was so rude.

    • @slimmpickings3120
      @slimmpickings3120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It definitely goes both ways on that one; I've gotten treated with disdain or had my sexuality questioned plenty of times by women when I don't reciprocate to their advances. People just need to learn how to deal with rejection if playing the game. Now, if someone is overly rude in the process is ok to put them in their place.

    • @momo1461
      @momo1461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Desiigner Yeah, it's out of control. I had this random drunk chick start licking my neck and grinding all over me at a bar until I found out her BF was standing 3 ft away and looked like he was about to cry. I told her she should probably leave and what she was doing wasn't cool. So, instead of walking away, she spit in my face and started ripping and mangling my shirt. A bouncer thankfully saw what she did, picked her up with a bear hug and walked her outside while she was hysterically screaming and flailing her arms and legs. I felt so bad for her man-- he looked so embarrassed.
      Similar to your anecdote(s), this LAY-DEE was also mid-thirties. But I've had ex gfs behave like children, throwing temper tantrums in their twenties. That mostly happens when you deny women sex... even politely. They HATE that more than anything.

    • @momo1461
      @momo1461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Desiigner I completely agree with you. It's actually gotten stressful and borderline dangerous to go to bars. There's always a drunken moron who wants to fight and nobody can trust women anymore. Plus it's expensive. I cut through all that garbage and drink alone in my apartment. It's weird to go out in my 30s by myself anyway.

    • @momo1461
      @momo1461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Desiigner Now that bars are all closed, drinking alone in my apartment is fun-- not that I would even go out if this pandemic wasn't happening. I play video games all night long and eat junk food all day. Thanks, Covid19!

    • @potmki6601
      @potmki6601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      we call it "the regular stuff"

  • @rachelr8485
    @rachelr8485 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    they forgot “you’re not even pretty!”

  • @Yahula1edits
    @Yahula1edits 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The way he says "wont even let me nut" xD godly this is golder than trumps toilett.

  • @kacefaceuniverse8580
    @kacefaceuniverse8580 7 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    The amount of guys complaining about this skit in the comments is fucking hilarious.

    • @bucky90269
      @bucky90269 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      kacefaceuniverse IKR... My skeevy senses are tingling lol... Why just last week I was attending this seminar on women being sexually mistreated in the workplace and how to properly treat a lady. Now that was some useful and insightful information!... So, wanna exchange e-mails so we can get together and idk "chill"?

    • @ZingsVideos
      @ZingsVideos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not all guys. Male feminists.

    • @kolplako4525
      @kolplako4525 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haven’t seen one yet, but cool story bro

    • @user-qv2qf1jk5o
      @user-qv2qf1jk5o 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Actual male feminists wouldn't complain about this skit, at least not for the reasons people in the comments are.

    • @Ronniepmr
      @Ronniepmr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kacefaceuniverse I Know Right...you expect men to approach you and make the first move for a date...then buy you dinner... pay for your movie ticket and drinks afterwards. then you get extremely upset when getting approached at a bar full of drunk patrons...Uhhhh yeahhh according to you men shouldn't be complaining at all I guess? I find that fucking hilarious

  • @rustinstardust2094
    @rustinstardust2094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    This isn't that much of a stretch from reality.

  • @TheKyoput
    @TheKyoput ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Five years later and there are still men coming to this video to tell women they're wrong about their life experiences and that they actually want men to treat them like sexual objects.

    • @EF-fc4du
      @EF-fc4du 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They do.

  • @thatonerandomflyingpig4949
    @thatonerandomflyingpig4949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    “I’m not being a skeezy guy trying to hit on you or anything, I just can’t find a seat.” 😁
    Right next to him,
    AN EMPTY SEAT

    • @robertk2007
      @robertk2007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you saying this isn’t realistic?

  • @HashimWarren
    @HashimWarren 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This skit is three levels deep. I saw a guy get turned down in Barnes and Noble and he immediately started digging the girl as he walked away.

  • @allnamesaretakenful
    @allnamesaretakenful 7 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Proof that you don't have to have a Neckbeard in order to be a Neckbeard.

    • @JaefarSABNW
      @JaefarSABNW 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What do you think a beard is?

    • @jeffreyjewell75
      @jeffreyjewell75 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bahahahaha so funny !!!!!

    • @DerMoerpler
      @DerMoerpler 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      A neckbeard isn't physical, it's a state of mind.

  • @NoName-tx5gn
    @NoName-tx5gn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Okay honestly no one loved Hillary

  • @alijawad87able
    @alijawad87able 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This skit really highlights Beck Bennetts talent; he really pulled off the entire skit the best, and his "bitch," was the funniest 🤣

  • @ronque23
    @ronque23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I’m getting one of those shirts tomorrow and I swear I had better NUT!

  • @queenie16
    @queenie16 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    It's funny because it's true.

    • @Savantt7
      @Savantt7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      100%, never trust a male feminist, it's scary how almost every well-known male feminist activist turns out to be a sexual predator. Men should not be feminists, because feminism is destroying men and boys

    • @jdeboard1080
      @jdeboard1080 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Women would do well to never leave their drinks unattended when a male feminist is in the bar.

  • @michaelscala3188
    @michaelscala3188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This y I don't even try to pick up women at a bar I let them break the ice I mean everones different but most are constantly getting hit on if there not with any men

  • @FlamingZelda3
    @FlamingZelda3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "And they all seemed like such nice guys too..."

  • @homerbalderas1393
    @homerbalderas1393 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    “I followed all the rules”

  • @eboooo
    @eboooo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Beck Bennett was amazing there