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  • Ben Gomes (VP, Search Engineering) and Chris Haire (Product Manager, Autocomplete) from Google's search team take the WIRED Autocomplete Interview and answers the Internet's most searched questions about Google autocomplete and search.
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  • @rxchaa
    @rxchaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14715

    'Why is google autocomplete weird?'
    "People are weird."
    The truest thing ever.

    • @JassCodes
      @JassCodes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      1000th Like

    • @ssssSTopmotion
      @ssssSTopmotion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@JassCodes congratulations here is some money $$$$$$$$$$$

    • @JassCodes
      @JassCodes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ssssSTopmotion
      😄 Thanks !!

    • @loyaltheoristgirl1018
      @loyaltheoristgirl1018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololol

    • @pemidiulimibu3141
      @pemidiulimibu3141 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Including you

  • @gaminggaming6180
    @gaminggaming6180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10106

    Can google employees date each other?
    Employee: yes. *looks at other employee.*

  • @araniroy
    @araniroy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11861

    Those were the most unconvincing nope-nope-nopes in internet's history

  • @KabhiFomoKabhiMofo
    @KabhiFomoKabhiMofo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12140

    They went straight to 'nopeville' so fast wow

    • @Maria-ud1hx
      @Maria-ud1hx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Rishav Majumder HAHAHAHA. A little worrying how quickly they completely denied it.

    • @andreaa402
      @andreaa402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      My thoughts exactly !

    • @aganithshanbhag2296
      @aganithshanbhag2296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The news is out

    • @antonsjoberg
      @antonsjoberg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Maybe because it's a no brainer?

    • @johans3164
      @johans3164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      of course they spy on us. its so obvious, guys

  • @abhishekpawar5126
    @abhishekpawar5126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9581

    1:47
    "We are human"
    Sounds like something a lizard would say

    • @whatanethan2858
      @whatanethan2858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      I think you're on to something here... 🤔

    • @horaizonsan
      @horaizonsan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Something zucc would say

    • @iwant2liveonmyfeet938
      @iwant2liveonmyfeet938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Ikr..
      Google employees: We are human..yes yes yes
      Me: *narrows eyes*

    • @greenjoe4202
      @greenjoe4202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      *blinks in crocodile*

    • @dullbananas9901
      @dullbananas9901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Geico lizard

  • @nevohyams
    @nevohyams 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4087

    As a person who's dad has worked at Google as far as I can remember, meaning I've been to the headquarters and many offices multiple times + met many workers, I can confirm that 99% of Google workers look just like this.

    • @alisalexter4072
      @alisalexter4072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Lmao

    • @alisalexter4072
      @alisalexter4072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      So u can just, like get in??but u sure need a pass dont u

    • @NeroLeblanc
      @NeroLeblanc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@alisalexter4072 Certain places you do. Like you can't just walk into the server rooms and stuff.

    • @nevohyams
      @nevohyams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@alisalexter4072 yes, I don't just stroll in, I need a pass. Sometimes you need a double pass, both for the building and for Google specifically

    • @arjunyeleshwarapu
      @arjunyeleshwarapu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Can confirm

  • @naveenkala987
    @naveenkala987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7813

    Kid : Stole dad's wallet
    Dad : You know where's my wallet?
    *No No Nope Nope*

  • @haidene3106
    @haidene3106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4343

    The *BIGGEST* *QUESTION* *IS* what happens when we go *INCOGNITO* *MODE* ?

    • @akmaldanial67
      @akmaldanial67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      Google would not save your history.

    • @takishanickeo2305
      @takishanickeo2305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I wonder.....

    • @mushmello526
      @mushmello526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      Akmal Danial the browser would not save your history. But tbh, your website history is still stored in your router

    • @orxanaliyev4913
      @orxanaliyev4913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@mushmello526 and only can be seen with court order

    • @NicolasMartinez-rg1cm
      @NicolasMartinez-rg1cm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      When you browse privately, other people who use the device won't see your history.
      Chrome doesn't save your browsing history or information entered in forms. Cookies and site data are remembered while you're browsing, but deleted when you exit Incognito mode.
      What happens when you browse privately
      Some information will not be seen or saved
      Once you exit all your Incognito browsing windows, Chrome won’t save:
      Your browsing history
      Your cookies and site data
      Information you entered in forms
      Permissions you give websites

  • @ganeshudupa1257
    @ganeshudupa1257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2458

    Google employees: no, nope no, nooo, no.
    Lie detector: No.

  • @jorgea.carrazanagarcia4496
    @jorgea.carrazanagarcia4496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3121

    " Do you like (my crush's name)?"
    Me: *No, no no, no, nope, no, uh-uh, no*

    • @miiniimiiniijpeg
      @miiniimiiniijpeg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Noelle Kkar It’s related because the men in the video answered “no no nope” to some of the questions

    • @BlueHat1
      @BlueHat1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@noellekkar903 How is it not relevant?

    • @vampirethespiderbatgod9740
      @vampirethespiderbatgod9740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@noellekkar903 You are just dumb

    • @dhruvrai2113
      @dhruvrai2113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@noellekkar903 you are irrelevant

    • @aflower6955
      @aflower6955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The replier above me is very angry

  • @rosie6381
    @rosie6381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26496

    Does Google Spy on me?
    Google Team: OH NO NO NO NOPE NOPE NO WAY NO NO NO

    • @oddmad8613
      @oddmad8613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2126

      Lol I know that was almost suspicious.

    • @ivxwiv6692
      @ivxwiv6692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +414

      @@oddmad8613 almost ?

    • @oddmad8613
      @oddmad8613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +419

      @@ivxwiv6692 Lol yes maybe "entirely" would be better. I actually crack up about this interview to this day.

    • @cristinesilvestre3249
      @cristinesilvestre3249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      that was so suspicious hahahaha

    • @twinicebear775
      @twinicebear775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @i like peeing in my pants actually it is impossible for them to access it, but whatever you think.

  • @granger5994
    @granger5994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +792

    “Does all google employees wear blue shirt and spectacles”

  • @cardinalkarumuna1374
    @cardinalkarumuna1374 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6422

    Those «No no no no» were very convincing 😂😂😂

    • @muhammadfarhan581
      @muhammadfarhan581 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Mattania exactly my thought

    • @theyruinedyoutubeagain
      @theyruinedyoutubeagain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      That's because it's such a huge taboo to even consider it. There are layers on top of layers of accountability for every system handling PII (Personally Identifiable Information) that even if somehow you'd get access to private customer stuff you'd get busted in seconds.

    • @pchelamaja88
      @pchelamaja88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hajaja

    • @Savagewilson
      @Savagewilson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cardinal karumuna I

    • @grem12311
      @grem12311 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Andrei Simionescu that's funny considering what's happend with Facebook recently 😂

  • @trish8321
    @trish8321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1974

    "YES THE ENTIRE WEB that we can see" "YES! ALL OF IT! that we can see"
    😂😂😂

    • @leogameskilleryt2756
      @leogameskilleryt2756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      But what about the dark net?

    • @yafirk
      @yafirk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      @@leogameskilleryt2756 Nope no no no no nah

    • @Raydan116
      @Raydan116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Except the stuff that can’t or doesn’t want to be crawled

  • @umamaheswari6310
    @umamaheswari6310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1179

    Google employee: "I think with the deep web they are referring to"
    Me: Yeah the second page of google

    • @harshinikudia8194
      @harshinikudia8194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Let's be honest, no one goes for the next page of a google serach.

    • @wyattwilliams2457
      @wyattwilliams2457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@harshinikudia8194 I do

    • @trishgupta8423
      @trishgupta8423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@harshinikudia8194 no one even scrolls down to the end of the first page

    • @ferizsolnai
      @ferizsolnai 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Loki- God Of Mischief but you're a made-up character, you don't count.

  • @saimondahal
    @saimondahal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1335

    *Am i the only one who find the peeling sound satisfying?*

    • @Simplyielts508
      @Simplyielts508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The only reason I watched the whole video..the peeling sound.

    • @anuragvadhyar9345
      @anuragvadhyar9345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      NO NO NO NOPE NOPE NOPE

    • @ninasapple
      @ninasapple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      SOMETHING IS WRONG W ME I FIRST READ IT AS PEEING AND NOT PEELING

    • @bluepenguin7063
      @bluepenguin7063 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      To me, not just the sound is satisfying, but also watching it get peeled off is really satisfying

    • @karunapagare7146
      @karunapagare7146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      even Liza Koshy does like it

  • @imjames29
    @imjames29 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5100

    They make Google sound like the greatest job in the world.... And it probably is

    • @annaleblanc2023
      @annaleblanc2023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +433

      Isaiah James i live in palo alto and visited facebook and google headquarters and they basically have disneyland as a job, free food and restaurants everywhere, free laptop, power cords, there is a forest on the roof and a bunch of comfy places everywhere, place to exercise etc

    • @MRJMXHD
      @MRJMXHD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@annaleblanc2023 wow, sounds fun.

    • @mewsao
      @mewsao 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@annaleblanc2023 oh no i wish i was that smart. too late now

    • @romanregins8399
      @romanregins8399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hello, how can I get a bad message to Google؟

    • @mikaelkolehmainen9098
      @mikaelkolehmainen9098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      The greatest job in the world is what you personally like to do

  • @joacod95
    @joacod95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3095

    - Can you see my photos?
    - No, no, no, no... well, yeah

    • @awilduser895
      @awilduser895 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Joaco Diano I mean, probably only the people all the way at the top can access it but its not legal so of course they dont

    • @joacod95
      @joacod95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Joshua Yeo yeah that's what I hope but sometimes there are leaks and photos aren't leaked by themselves so it's sketchy

    • @ok-wi7kt
      @ok-wi7kt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Joaco Diano you forgot there's people called hackers

    • @onee
      @onee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Joaco Diano These leaks aren't done by Google employees.

    • @SomeNiceMovies
      @SomeNiceMovies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Eduardo: No... Well yes...
      But you have to explicitly tell them that they can. You can change these settings in the Google Photos app. IIRC it's off by default, though. But you can turn it on.
      This will help people who look at locations you've been to when they look it up on Google Maps, for example.

  • @Spacesnakes474
    @Spacesnakes474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    I think the reason their "no"' is so comedic is because people constantly make these kind of accusations that are largely unfounded and potentially very harmful to their business, so and they are used to immediately giving such an emphatic "no" for an answer.

    • @Nabooru956
      @Nabooru956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I dont think that accounts for how strange their actions were. They kept repeating no instead of using this opportinity to really say why its unfounded.
      Im not accusing them, but the way they answered is justifiably suspicious

    • @V-for-Vendetta01
      @V-for-Vendetta01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      dude, it's a well known fact that advertisers and the internet basically spy on you all the time. you have basically given them permission to do so most of the time. its just that no one reads the T&C (like the EULA while you download programs) while using apps or whatever.

  • @alexmcfee7686
    @alexmcfee7686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    “Google does not listen to your conversations” then to “if there is audio playing in the background, a notification pops up asking if you want to know what song it is” 🤔 bit strange

    • @bandbporter
      @bandbporter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Alex Mcfee in the background of a video you are watching. Not music playing in your house. Nope.

    • @staggeringbeauty9635
      @staggeringbeauty9635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Bryana i saw a video last week where a Guy tried to figure out if Google listens to us, so he repeatetly talked about dog toys for like 5 min straight, and he Saw tons of adds of dog toys, then i tried it myself, i was repeatetly saying bleu socks, and i had dozens of adds of bleu socks, Google is definitly listening to us

    • @bandbporter
      @bandbporter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      staggering beauty , I think I was clarifying what they actually had said in the video, but yikes 😳😳😳

    • @christianalexlea
      @christianalexlea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@staggeringbeauty9635 Correct. Me and some friends went on holiday to a cabin with a hot tub last year and when we got back we all started getting ads for hot tubs. Google 100% listens to you for ad purposes.

    • @ilyarepin9490
      @ilyarepin9490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's strange if you cover your ears for the first half of the sentence where he says "when you open the Google assistant". But otherwise, no.

  • @Zalkenn
    @Zalkenn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1842

    Pretty sure Google knows me better than my own family.

    • @lukemontgomery2934
      @lukemontgomery2934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kashish these dude probably know you better then your family

    • @ijoysksksksks6801
      @ijoysksksksks6801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We are watching you....

    • @omshree2448
      @omshree2448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ijoysksksksks6801 just watching . Got no brains anyway.

    • @taricmiles3645
      @taricmiles3645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

    • @zoomzoombabe
      @zoomzoombabe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👏🏼 what a comment! 😂👍🏼 gold!!

  • @paulhuang2773
    @paulhuang2773 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3745

    These are the coolest nerds I've ever seen

    • @SASPayne1D
      @SASPayne1D 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Paul Huang they are probably also the richest nerds you’ve ever seen HAHA

    • @balakex
      @balakex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@SASPayne1D helo.! Bill gates,mark Zuckerberg all nerds billionaire..

    • @user-sz9dj1pl9o
      @user-sz9dj1pl9o 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *nerdiest spies

    • @shivendrak.c.6703
      @shivendrak.c.6703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dmp Paul jealous huh?

    • @angrymario8259
      @angrymario8259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think you don't meet "nerds" that often a few are weird but they are mostly normal.

  • @mortyk182
    @mortyk182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1402

    my mom: did you eat the cake in the refrigerator?
    me: 2:03

  • @maddiep8749
    @maddiep8749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    Is google listing to me?
    Google workers: *OH NONONONONONONONONONO NOPE NO WAY*

  • @austinfull8941
    @austinfull8941 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2177

    "nope nope nope" Sounds like someone who can do it though,.

    • @udieunit
      @udieunit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Austin Full nope nope nope nope

    • @XavierPWNED
      @XavierPWNED 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Austin Full of course they can

    • @blownspeakersss
      @blownspeakersss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Everything you have on the internet--pictures, emails, messages, profiles, accounts, etc--that's not stored locally on your own computer is stored on a server, which is essentially another computer or system of computers.
      So, of course they _can_ access your stuff (in that it is possible to do so). All of your Google information is on their servers/databases, like your emails, youtube account, etc. That's how the web works. But they say "nope" because Google employees aren't able to access that information, unless some kind of legal warrant is granted.

    • @ralphvallejo2647
      @ralphvallejo2647 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Xavier Williams kq

    • @btsmemes5885
      @btsmemes5885 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

  • @IzaaksSpectre
    @IzaaksSpectre 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2504

    "Do google employees get free food?"
    "YOU BETCHA WE DO"

    • @CaioisRodrigues
      @CaioisRodrigues 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmaooooo

    • @btsmemes5885
      @btsmemes5885 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Me applying even though I'm 12

    • @the.annethology
      @the.annethology 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yup it's so nice working in Google! their google office here in Manila serve 3 meals a day and also snacks. they have halal and vegan food too 💪👏👏

    • @geelikokkonen
      @geelikokkonen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ThisIsYouIAmMe you know who who does that,
      A synth

    • @GriseWeisshark
      @GriseWeisshark 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anneska Kirideska There's a Google office in Manila?!

  • @AshwanthMAshwaMS
    @AshwanthMAshwaMS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    Court to a murderer: Did you convict the Murder?
    Murderer: OH NO NO NO NOPE NOPE NO WAY NO NO NO.OH NO NO NO NOPE NOPE NO WAY NO NO NO

    • @user-sb3kt8oq6b
      @user-sb3kt8oq6b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do you mean commit?

    • @tyler5580
      @tyler5580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@user-sb3kt8oq6b Nah they meant convict. Murderers are judge, jury, and executioners at their trials.

    • @user-sb3kt8oq6b
      @user-sb3kt8oq6b 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tyler5580 what? Convict means to declare someone guilty, and you can’t declare a murder itself guilty. You can, however, commit a murder, or convict a murderer.

    • @tyler5580
      @tyler5580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@user-sb3kt8oq6b woosh...

    • @user-sb3kt8oq6b
      @user-sb3kt8oq6b 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tyler5580 can you explain the joke?

  • @serianaa
    @serianaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    The guy on the left is very informative, the guy on the right is like advertising and selling google search to the public

  • @moritzschroder
    @moritzschroder 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8922

    soooo... these are the guys that know all the creepy stuff people are searching for 😄

    • @TwoQs
      @TwoQs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      Wolkify If you visit google trends you can see that info too.

    • @tylert.555
      @tylert.555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Get McRoasted

    • @bustercherry5658
      @bustercherry5658 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They know splc has been censoring whatever they want

    • @SadfoxGuyver
      @SadfoxGuyver 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes Ashley we know you are here

    • @tooop5107
      @tooop5107 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @Eminosrrr
    @Eminosrrr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2117

    Google is listening. Keep your voice down.

  • @rubyj9347
    @rubyj9347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    i can feel the smartness radiating off of them

  • @BambaZillah
    @BambaZillah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    4:39
    "nah you don't have to search like that! Speak to us like a human."
    *X Æ A-12* : 😢

  • @skinwalker4511
    @skinwalker4511 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1312

    they where really quick to deny that they can see your emails and photos...

    • @James.Stark.Ben.Edition
      @James.Stark.Ben.Edition 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Michael Malbon lol

    • @bobberry1463
      @bobberry1463 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      It because they can if they really wanted to they can because it their software but they don't because it kinda pointless and be a waste of time if they do

    • @nathangoedeke694
      @nathangoedeke694 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Because people ask that all the time

    • @livinlikelarry6314
      @livinlikelarry6314 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Obviously even if they could, they wouldn't actually say it on camera. And yes, we all know they can. Though I think it's fair to say your average Joe Google employee doesn't have access to our emails and stuff. I'm sure higher up employees do, and they probably need some sort of permission to look into that kind of stuff, but bottom line is yes they do have that access.

    • @ivetta8498
      @ivetta8498 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's probably because its been asked too often, and they just wanna get it over with like "no! Why do you keep asking"

  • @danielgc365
    @danielgc365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1520

    "Can google read your emails?" "Nooo, nope, nope, no" That is EXACTLY what someone that can read your emails would say

    • @aishashaikh5699
      @aishashaikh5699 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      spartang dude sherlock🤣😂😂

    • @jesuslopezmedina11
      @jesuslopezmedina11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well I’m sure If they wanted too they could. They might get into legal trouble if they did

    • @keonihunter1635
      @keonihunter1635 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      spartang would they say, “Yesss, yep, yep, yes” if they don’t really read your emails?

    • @PopeMical
      @PopeMical 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When you send something through gmail it's stored on google servers. That is a fact. The Government can request access to your email and search history for criminal investigation.
      It's not a stretch that if they store your data and can give your data to the government then google can view it.

    • @ritvikkarra1916
      @ritvikkarra1916 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What would someone who can't read your emails say?

  • @sl4896
    @sl4896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I love it when they bring highly educated people here to answer questions rather than dumb celebrities, thank you WIRED.

  • @benjefferson
    @benjefferson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "we are humans too"
    **robotic voice**

  • @DavidGabrielCarter
    @DavidGabrielCarter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2271

    they say "no" to the privacy related questions an awful lot.... it seems a bit defensive...........

    • @celineelisa5933
      @celineelisa5933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      like this 'NOPE 100x'

    • @MarleyIrena
      @MarleyIrena 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Probably because they’re tired of hearing it all the time. When I get asked the same thing I’ve been asked a million times before, I react similarly.

    • @rradiosilencee
      @rradiosilencee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@MarleyIrena when someone asks me something a lot of times I get tired and just answer it briefly 🤔

    • @munginosal2135
      @munginosal2135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@MarleyIrena sounds like someone who was hired by google to lie would say

    • @DavidGabrielCarter
      @DavidGabrielCarter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahaha I didn’t realise so many people liked this, I just got my first notification over a year later

  • @kelomwamukonda330
    @kelomwamukonda330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1052

    Google *definitely* listens to conversations

    • @25-keys44
      @25-keys44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah but so do all of them when they can. just the world now.

    • @user-oo2ms2fq4b
      @user-oo2ms2fq4b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      NO NO NO NO NO UH N-NOOOO

    • @ankurraj6560
      @ankurraj6560 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-oo2ms2fq4b 😂😂

  • @FeeAlfadhal
    @FeeAlfadhal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "speak to us like a human" *stares at me like a robot*
    😂

  • @zahar027
    @zahar027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    Q: can google sees my mail?
    A: *NOO NO NO NOPE NOO*
    4:27 "if we can see it, we'll search it"?

    • @sui_comet
      @sui_comet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They can't see it tho

  • @ShivamMalik95
    @ShivamMalik95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    All i hear to every question is "yup yeah yeah yup yep" XD

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Play the video a bit longer and you will hear "oh no nope nope nope"

    • @ellenhooper7921
      @ellenhooper7921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shivam Malik or “nope nope nope”

    • @hannahlack1061
      @hannahlack1061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To be fair they're like computer programmers so they arent used to conversating or social interaction much.

  • @MrAmazing110
    @MrAmazing110 6 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    Can google employees read my emails and see my photos: “no no no no no nope. Definitely. Nope. Not even a little bit” not suspicious at all lol

  • @swagatadas5121
    @swagatadas5121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    These two are literally so smart, adorable and well behaved. 🥺

  • @nickberredo
    @nickberredo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    3:36 “Does Google search listen to my conversations?” “NO NO NO” *stares right at the camera in a creepy way

  • @20mangu
    @20mangu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    "Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope" That definitely is how someone who is not guilty says no :/

  • @ZombalayaQ
    @ZombalayaQ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    5:12 What a lovely poem 😂😂😂

    • @elsat904
      @elsat904 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Zombalaya Q lmaoo he can slay that spoken poetry too ahah

    • @annapatata6258
      @annapatata6258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG

  • @Ex-AshMain
    @Ex-AshMain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Next video goggle’s CEO answers most asked google questions

  • @alexsparks-bakota3099
    @alexsparks-bakota3099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    legend has it that the pile of white strips in that wired room grows a foot every month

  • @maestroawesome4085
    @maestroawesome4085 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1778

    now do it without the age restriction.......

    • @AnsemUchiha
      @AnsemUchiha 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      maestro awesome what is rule 34

    • @lucozade8373
      @lucozade8373 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ansem UCHIHA what is rule 34?

    • @AnsemUchiha
      @AnsemUchiha 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Luco Zade oh I meant to say that is rule 34 as in rule 34 is the google without age restriction

    • @senorhace4746
      @senorhace4746 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      :)

    • @bustercherry5658
      @bustercherry5658 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do it without splc

  • @serene9532
    @serene9532 6 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    This comment section is gold😂😂

  • @reykie24
    @reykie24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “we are human”
    *cow comes in*
    “wAnNa Do SkAtEbOaRdZ”

  • @cataopazo223
    @cataopazo223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "we are human" sounds like something a cake would say

  • @CodyWhitlock
    @CodyWhitlock 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4348

    Yesss!! This brought entertainment and education to the perfect equilibrium 😂🙌

    • @retard5430
      @retard5430 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Cody Whitlock Earth is flat

    • @rozikrazimator
      @rozikrazimator 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How is this education?

    • @arun16041
      @arun16041 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      rozikrazimator we learnt a lot that's why 😀😀

    • @MomsChannelRB
      @MomsChannelRB 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      made education entertaining

    • @bustercherry5658
      @bustercherry5658 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cody Whitlock especially the part where they talk about splc.

  • @GeremyJT
    @GeremyJT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    2:02 guy on the right was gunna say yes we can read your emails 😂

    • @amp888
      @amp888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      ...because they can. See: "A warrant must specify the place to be searched and the things being sought. It can be used to compel the disclosure of the same information as an ECPA subpoena or court order-but also a user's search query information and private content stored in a Google Account, such as Gmail messages, documents, photos and TH-cam videos. An ECPA search warrant is available only in criminal investigations. The video below provides an overview of how we review and respond to ECPA search warrants."
      Source: support.google.com/transparencyreport/answer/7381738?hl=en

    • @andreasstergard4057
      @andreasstergard4057 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      amp888 that’s not the Google employees doing that

    • @amp888
      @amp888 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who does it then?

    • @samgopnik6638
      @samgopnik6638 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Nope nope nope nope

    • @willd3526
      @willd3526 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "only in criminal investigations"

  • @Phoenixwinter007
    @Phoenixwinter007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Why is their 'no no no nope': seems like a yes, yeah ,sure, all the time? 😂😂

  • @makhauser42
    @makhauser42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Question on the board: "Does Google track me?
    Those guys: Nope, nope, nope, nope, Mr. Adam Jones, 17/Jan/1984, residing on the 555 Lincoln Street in NYC, and browsing the Forbes website right now, absolutely nope-nope

  • @v3g627
    @v3g627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    How much does an average google employee score on an IQ test?

    • @ArythemB
      @ArythemB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Not much because they need room for creativity, which makes kind of stupid

    • @haya6611
      @haya6611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      sebastian richie have you looked at them? They’re robots for gods sake

    • @t.e.fcastle1069
      @t.e.fcastle1069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      For God sake, IQ means nothing
      :^)

    • @charlesduff9397
      @charlesduff9397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@t.e.fcastle1069 IQ is actually quite impactful to those outside of average IQ's. Read some articals about people with low IQ's and high IQ's. A few articles make the claim that people with higher IQ's live longer too.

    • @GlowZoe
      @GlowZoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Xbox360Delta you know someone's dumb if they think IQ is reliable in any way

  • @xNiitro360
    @xNiitro360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1021

    Yup. Yupp. Yep. Yip. Yup. Yip. Yep. Yupp.

    • @leplanetesauvage
      @leplanetesauvage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      xNiitro360 No. Nope. Nope. N. Nope. No. No.

    • @senorhace4746
      @senorhace4746 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      *NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN*

    • @HuesingProductions
      @HuesingProductions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YIPPIE

    • @fayrahman95
      @fayrahman95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      appa

    • @AmxrJ99
      @AmxrJ99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And that's why Apa wouldn't fly :P

  • @conorlynch2879
    @conorlynch2879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The sound of the paper coming off the board is so satisfying to me

  • @sophiehinton8181
    @sophiehinton8181 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the best vid yet! Bring these guys back!

  • @berniedee5555
    @berniedee5555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    They aren't very good at lying.

    • @ILKOSTFU
      @ILKOSTFU 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XDDDDD

  • @98olober
    @98olober 6 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Next time you should have the TH-cam team answer the top googled questions

    • @tsg_frank5829
      @tsg_frank5829 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh god do we need this.

  • @kryptothesuperdawg
    @kryptothesuperdawg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Johnny johnny are your lying?
    Johnny: No no nope no no nope

  • @prernahegde6367
    @prernahegde6367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Them : No No No Nope No way
    Also them : We can see it, we'll search it.

  • @serene9532
    @serene9532 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2757

    2:04 *_the lady doth protest too much, methinks_*

    • @serene9532
      @serene9532 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      (although in this case there are 2 guys..well just allow it xD)

    • @vivekv27990
      @vivekv27990 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hahaha

    • @jayonna6953
      @jayonna6953 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ARMYYYY lol

    • @nikunjborad1010
      @nikunjborad1010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      O I am slain!😂

    • @Cser1a
      @Cser1a 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mansee Verma Army😍😍
      We're everywhere

  • @StudioJohm
    @StudioJohm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    This was actually surprisingly relevant.

    • @dray174
      @dray174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jo. Mo hmm. Wonder why....

  • @yuvtimohit5804
    @yuvtimohit5804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I feel like they're a couple

  • @michaelvillamorvlog
    @michaelvillamorvlog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    its so satisfying sound when they open the tape.

  • @syn5n431
    @syn5n431 6 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    ofc they wear glasses

    • @aoyon_p
      @aoyon_p 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      genius observation

    • @thatdudeoncommentsection4167
      @thatdudeoncommentsection4167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      maybe an anti radiation glass because they always on computer screen...

    • @Nevermind-yk6cc
      @Nevermind-yk6cc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thatdudeoncommentsection4167 what you mean those come with Google's androids employees.Tbh this prototype can speak very well but the positive and negative answers must be patched tho

    • @thatdudeoncommentsection4167
      @thatdudeoncommentsection4167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Nevermind-yk6cc huh? please enlighten me.

  • @riskybizkuts5949
    @riskybizkuts5949 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Yaaa......those nope's sounded pretty sketchy.....

  • @gokulr3946
    @gokulr3946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    *question regarding privacy comes up*
    Employee-no no no no non no (employees in unity and rhythm)

  • @masonhenry6273
    @masonhenry6273 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    love these guys they seem so nice

  • @MomsChannelRB
    @MomsChannelRB 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1009

    so my youtube search video was not a too lame idea!

  • @Amberandjaryn
    @Amberandjaryn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    Why am I the only one concerned they avoided the deep web question lol

    • @namgi412
      @namgi412 6 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      Amberwhyy They didn't, they said that they can't access the deep web.

    • @bustercherry5658
      @bustercherry5658 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      No questions on splc either

    • @TeddymanYT
      @TeddymanYT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      The deepweb is initially everything that is behind passwords etc, but also what you are referring to which is all the shady stuff, but those cant be accessed by search engines

    • @TheMegaPingasMobile
      @TheMegaPingasMobile 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Deep web doesn't mean bad stuff. Deep web very shortly is what you cannot access by search engines. That's why they said they can't access it. For example your bank account is in the deep web.

    • @onee
      @onee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Amberwhyy What's the point of Google indexing the deep web? Maybe if the government asks them to trace criminals. But otherwise it's pointless, since Google is a company which is supposed to make money. So, indexing the deep web would be pointless and a waste of time and money.

  • @Lemont321989
    @Lemont321989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    'People are very curious about what we do.' - Look who's talking.

  • @neenanagare3756
    @neenanagare3756 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love and appreciate how the guy in the right folded the sticky tapes and then threw them down.

  • @estebanduvanzzDelgado
    @estebanduvanzzDelgado 6 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    They looked like emotionless, socially awkward human beings , in other words like real engineers 😃 I wanna be like them in the future

    • @heythereimholly1090
      @heythereimholly1090 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Esteban V they would be more computer science

    • @Bbouy1HD
      @Bbouy1HD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You have weird perception to social interaction then.

    •  6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Computer science IS engineering. Electronics and computer science here. ;)

    • @arjitjere7951
      @arjitjere7951 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Esteban V these guys reminds me of that i.t crowd character

    • @oreos888
      @oreos888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They seemed pretty normal, no idea what your definition of ‘socially awkward’ is.

  • @hellraiser666666
    @hellraiser666666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    why is it that those " no, no nope nope" answers come so fast? hmm....

    • @HABO2210
      @HABO2210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The more they say no, the less I believe them

    • @rosariopeimiguez5692
      @rosariopeimiguez5692 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mario Habijanec n

    • @rensbrand5176
      @rensbrand5176 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      hellraiser666666 they expected the quesion

  • @jay-leevanderberg8174
    @jay-leevanderberg8174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really enjoyed them! I didn’t think they were going to be interested, based on their job but I was thoroughly entertained!

  • @matyldakrupa3775
    @matyldakrupa3775 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That’s my FAVOURITE autocomplete video!!!

  • @jortand
    @jortand 5 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    So just for the people that don’t know. The deep web is NOT the same as the dark web. They are 2 totally different things.

    • @leogameskilleryt2756
      @leogameskilleryt2756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No

    • @J0kuc
      @J0kuc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Well to be fair the dark web is a part of the deep web, so "totally different things" is not entirely true.

    • @cr5678
      @cr5678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That isn’t entirely true. They are within the same area - as in search engines cannot view them - but they just describe different information.
      Deep web generally refers to the hidden pages websites use, encrypted networks, etc. Whilst the dark web refers to the more malicious content available.

    • @starcrunchaly732
      @starcrunchaly732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not always... Trust me sometimes wen I get deep into the web it can get dark😂

  • @amykrosnicki
    @amykrosnicki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    these guys are pretty sketchy like it sounds like they’re hiding something with their “no no nope nope no NO NO NOPE”s after every privacy question and that one guy saying “we’re human too” or “treat us like a human” all the time

    • @bojunchoi6354
      @bojunchoi6354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      amy krosnicki them repeating nope is trying to clear up if they might be considered to be like facebook. tho this might be staged

    • @---xj8xh
      @---xj8xh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      That turn on 4:11 isnt so human

    • @chrisprilloisebola
      @chrisprilloisebola 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@---xj8xh lol tru

    • @cherrywhiskey
      @cherrywhiskey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      _robots_

    • @vaughnrob4548
      @vaughnrob4548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@---xj8xh lmao. Why do they act like that and then say to us "we're humans too" whenever we say they're like robots

  • @veronicafrancisco9163
    @veronicafrancisco9163 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I need more of these

  • @ollyss8933
    @ollyss8933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I've never seen two people be more sketchy in my life

    • @musicguy5199
      @musicguy5199 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ollyss 😂😂😂🤣

  • @blazingjaws4091
    @blazingjaws4091 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Can't believe they actually did it!

  • @berliandro
    @berliandro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Can google employees see my email and photos?"
    *"NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!"*
    ಠ_ಠ
    Suspicious

  • @kaavyasurianarayanan8247
    @kaavyasurianarayanan8247 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    So amazing.. such amazing peopleee

  • @nataliacarrillolinares6905
    @nataliacarrillolinares6905 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    OH I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE! TURN IT UP!

  • @ericsong5155
    @ericsong5155 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Better than any celebrity one

  • @sahilbasera834
    @sahilbasera834 6 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    At @2:01 the rushed and quick nos tells me somethings fishy ..

    • @PopeMical
      @PopeMical 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jokes aside it's probably due to the fact that they can, and have to, provide said things for legal investigations if there is a search warrant for it

    • @catemcnair9329
      @catemcnair9329 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They also do it a few more times, it is almost worrying.

    • @PrixelLP
      @PrixelLP 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No Google employee will ever see any of your data, unless you allow them. However they have the means to give the authorities access to your data, if they have certain warrants for any law investigation.

    • @renoalkonga2619
      @renoalkonga2619 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PrixelLP that's straight out of their privacy policy

  • @pavankashyap7600
    @pavankashyap7600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When they said nope or no I literally died

  • @roshnidevi7215
    @roshnidevi7215 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "If we can see it, we'll search it"
    So reassuring.

  • @eh1843
    @eh1843 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Well that was a giant ad for Google.

    • @noumnomnom
      @noumnomnom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Elizabeth Hasseries this entire series is a giant ad for google

    •  6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Google doesn't need ads

    • @Viking_Raven
      @Viking_Raven 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, you see that logo on the upper left side?, this is their platform.

    • @rohithk6717
      @rohithk6717 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Elizabeth Hasseries you are using TH-cam, a Google service to view this therefore you don't need advertising about a company whose products you already use

  • @reesegivens6943
    @reesegivens6943 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I enjoyed this way more than I thought I would. These guys are awesome.

  • @Jemppu
    @Jemppu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I did not realize I needed this.

  • @timiudvarhelyi4755
    @timiudvarhelyi4755 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    this was a greate episode

  • @MunkyChunk
    @MunkyChunk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    LOVED. THIS!!!

  • @SarahOJZ
    @SarahOJZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The most interesting Web's Most Searched video for sure!

  • @Dr.Phoenix
    @Dr.Phoenix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That should be the tagline "If it's public we can search it"... Has a nice ring to it... It's also catchy

  • @nishitapatil9696
    @nishitapatil9696 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You guys are doing a great job!