Trump Falls Asleep During First Day of Criminal Trial & Delivers Nonsensical Gettysburg Rant

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  • The first criminal trial against Donald Trump is underway, he is trying every way he can to get out of it including his son Barron’s High School graduation, he appeared to be sleeping in the courtroom, he was in Shnecksville, PA on Saturday where he gave a broken-headed interpretation of what happened at Gettysburg during the Civil War, Jimmy breaks down his speech using the chalkboard, thirteen minutes after his trial started he posted several different videos boasting about winning his own golf tournament, the Golden Bachelor and his bride are headed for divorce after just three months of marriage, and in honor of Tax Day it’s time for our second annual “Last Minute Tax Day Deduction Parade.”
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  • @Hammydavis
    @Hammydavis 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3008

    Is he insane? We were not respected. I traveled throughout Europe and we were the laughing stock. Everybody asked me towards the end of my trip. I started telling people I was from Canada because I didn’t wanna talk about that big buffoon anymore.

    • @Commenting-answering
      @Commenting-answering 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +162

      God you made me laugh with this one. Thanks. Brilliant!

    • @ik7482
      @ik7482 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      🤔🥺🤨

    • @Dreyno
      @Dreyno 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +230

      As a European, I just want any to confirm this.

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +444

      Came here to say this - we were watching Trump's Corona briefings on German tv and either in stunned disbelief or laughing our asses off. No one with a shred of intelligence respected any aspect of Trump's presidency in any way. He was a joke.

    • @rogermorris8737
      @rogermorris8737 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      America has a long uphill journey to recover from the impact of Drowsy Donald. If the situation was not so serious, it would be hilarious - the country that has jackbooted its 'democracy' and justice' on all manner of other countries is actually a gerrymandered Christian extremist theocracy

  • @Columbiastargazer
    @Columbiastargazer 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1636

    the man who cheated on wife #1 with #2(who got pregnant while he was still married to #1) cheated on #2 with #3; and cheated on #3 with an adult star and a playboy model, enjoys the full support of the party of "family values"

    • @Albanach-je1nk
      @Albanach-je1nk 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +104

      I can see why MAGA find him to be so Family orantlted

    • @daydreamer8662
      @daydreamer8662 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +115

      @@Albanach-je1nk Yeah, he keeps starting new families

    • @kano358
      @kano358 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +164

      and now he sells bibles and the Christians love him ! Square that circle ?

    • @manongagnon9704
      @manongagnon9704 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +98

      Name somebody Trump never cheated???🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

    • @blauskie
      @blauskie 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +109

      The only way they could love him more is if he got it on with his daughter.

  • @smitchell1002
    @smitchell1002 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +198

    WHY is he allowed to have a microphone and press conference outside the courtroom?? Is this allowed for all other criminals? Who pays for this? The people of New York. Absolutely ridiculous. Take away the microphone!

    • @luispiros
      @luispiros 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      According to him he has the “Right to talk” 😂

    • @hoosmyster
      @hoosmyster 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      and there are other cases where you can be 4x over a lethal limit of fentanyl and have an entire social movement started over your suicide and have it blamed on someone else.

    • @scottshields4477
      @scottshields4477 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      MAGA

    • @hangthemhigh
      @hangthemhigh 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      yes it's allowed it's something called freedom of speech .

    • @hangthemhigh
      @hangthemhigh 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@luispiros according to something called the constitution he has the right to talk.

  • @peterlarsen7779
    @peterlarsen7779 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    His description of Gettysburg proves he hasn't got a _freakin'_ clue! $10 says he couldn't find Gettysburg on a map!

  • @user-ll7fv6tu7k
    @user-ll7fv6tu7k 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +504

    Reporters did some digging and discovered he didn't attend ANY of his other four kid's high school graduations. What kind of father doesn't attend a single graduation of his children? And now he's whining about not going to this last one. What a p.o.s.

    • @sangeet9100
      @sangeet9100 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      he has said that he told his wife that he wanted to see them when he can use them in his business - financially, morally, emotionally, familially bankrupt being

    • @alexandradaniele
      @alexandradaniele 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      If this trial wasn't going on, Trump wouldn't go to Barron's graduation. He'd be spending the day cheating at golf. He's just trying to do his usual "I'm a victim" ploy.

    • @lamontcranston3177
      @lamontcranston3177 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

      He's also claiming that he and Barron had discussed his plan to attend for years. That's Trump for you. He never tells a small one when he can tell a big one.

    • @PaulaDautremont
      @PaulaDautremont 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +58

      He wants to turn Barron's graduation ceremony into a political rally and make that day about himself.

    • @steve4628
      @steve4628 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      ​@@PaulaDautremontif he attends , which the courts shouldn't bow to his requests for "other obligations", the school will probably ask him to pay the all the unpaid tuition.🤣🤣

  • @vinniediesel1369
    @vinniediesel1369 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +544

    Signs of a psychopath
    • behavior that conflicts with all social norms.
    • disregarding or violating the rights of others.
    • unconcerned to distinguish between right and wrong.
    • extreme difficulty showing remorse, void of empathy.
    • tendency to lie often, repeatedly. Behaving in impulsive and risky manner.
    • extremely manipulative and exploitative without care of hurting others.
    • no conscience or guilt, and refuse to accept responsibility for their actions while claiming ownership of the success of others.

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +71

      He fits every one….
      He is 100% the definitions of psychopath/sociopath and malignant narcissist

    • @user-oj1wv6qb5v
      @user-oj1wv6qb5v 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Watch rise of the Nazis. You can see just what you mention. It's scary. He is a malignant narcissist. If he loses. He will try to take everyone he can down. Very dangerous person. A++++ assessment.

    • @two-sense
      @two-sense 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

      You forgot one - having the first name Donald and the last name Trump.

    • @catherinestewart3864
      @catherinestewart3864 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      Yeah he fits the bill

    • @alainarchambault2331
      @alainarchambault2331 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      I prefer "malignant narcissist."

  • @mercedeslouise3532
    @mercedeslouise3532 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

    Baron asked the judge to please not allow his embarrassing father to attend his graduation 😆

    • @debgorman5850
      @debgorman5850 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      That kid never smiles!!!!,.......I wonder why!

  • @vickie2263
    @vickie2263 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +110

    OMG, I'm DYING!!!!😂😂😂😆😆😆💀💀💀
    That "Gettysburg" report was GOLD!!!! You were being too kind with the F+

    • @karline313
      @karline313 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @hannahb.4722
      @hannahb.4722 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Did you notice that no one in the crowd seemed to be listening? Seriously, what motivates these people to follow him?

    • @vickie2263
      @vickie2263 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@hannahb.4722 I'm convinced they don't care what he says. Trump can say the sky is purple....the grass is blue....Trumpians don't care!!!!

    • @vickie2263
      @vickie2263 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @hannahb.4722 They don't care. Trump can say anything to them...the sky is purple, the grass is pink...anything! They will believe it, and they don't care what he's ranting about.

  • @StarChasershere
    @StarChasershere 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2760

    Clown45 isn't arguing he's innocent, he's arguing he has the right to be a criminal.

    • @disastermaster1413
      @disastermaster1413 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      nice copy and paste

    • @starlessmystery6429
      @starlessmystery6429 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +87

      I noticed this too. He's so stupid, if he just admitted it in the first place he could have settled it all out of court.

    • @ferox965
      @ferox965 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +97

      ​@@disastermaster1413 Doesn't matter. It's true.

    • @conniewojahn6445
      @conniewojahn6445 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +73

      @@ferox965 diaper don's tactic is to repeat repeat repeat enough times so that whatever he says becomes "normal".

    • @EricSanchez-sy3cg
      @EricSanchez-sy3cg 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      It hurts cause I actually thought we was working together but she was setting me up

  • @catherinemoran7652
    @catherinemoran7652 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +513

    Growing up in Gettysburg, I was appalled @ how little he knows of American history. This man is a total disgrace !!!

    • @connieboothekoloata4525
      @connieboothekoloata4525 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      AMEN 💯 YOU ARE SO VERY CORRECT!

    • @markg.7865
      @markg.7865 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      Remember this clown said, the Continental Army of 1776 took over the airports!

    • @dm889
      @dm889 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      he’s not a man!

    • @MarshallDaGoat
      @MarshallDaGoat 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Yo I also live in getysburg 🤣

    • @classifiedveteran9879
      @classifiedveteran9879 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      ​@@dm889 man-child would be a better description.

  • @mommaP5150
    @mommaP5150 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

    People that break the law often lose the freedom to be there for their kids. It's a thing.

  • @kellycury8515
    @kellycury8515 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    He doesn't even know where Gettysburg is! As a Pennsylvanian I take offense to that. Go away, we don't want you in our state.

    • @Vickzq
      @Vickzq 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Joe couldn't even tell you what a woman is. So what are you crying about?

  • @Godric_71
    @Godric_71 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +264

    Not a single person behind him was paying any attention.

    • @ecomwebspacedotcom
      @ecomwebspacedotcom 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      😂 what are they chatting about? Dump Merchandise?

    • @Godric_71
      @Godric_71 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      @ecomwebspacedotcom I don't know, but one was yawning and another dude was making duck lips.

    • @JaniceRogers-pq2cm
      @JaniceRogers-pq2cm 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Do you think they could smell trump?

    • @Godric_71
      @Godric_71 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@JaniceRogers-pq2cm Either they are talking about his smell or are blaming it on each other.

    • @user-zb9lv3gh8s
      @user-zb9lv3gh8s 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      ​@@Godric_71they were wondering why the hell is he talking about Gettysburg, when they were up in Allentown!

  • @marcjones4351
    @marcjones4351 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +804

    Speaking as a historian - what the hell was that about Gettysburg??? He lost which general again? That was... insane. Another word salad of stupidity.

    • @francesmoffett8042
      @francesmoffett8042 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @arechj
      @arechj 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He's telling his base to start a Civil War so he can be Dicktator.

    • @arechj
      @arechj 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      Like Jan 6 - telling them without telling them.

    • @Blue-ff2qv
      @Blue-ff2qv 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

      Never fight uphill, me boy, never fight uphill.

    • @cnwil4594
      @cnwil4594 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +49

      That was extremely disturbing, and to believe some people want him as President again, absolutely mindboggling.

  • @MsThebeMoon
    @MsThebeMoon 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

    Dozing donny outdid himself with that word salad. He's the personification of the quote: "Better to appear a fool than speak and remove all doubt".

    • @gtvon1
      @gtvon1 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You just proved your own quote with your comment, well played.

  • @donnamiller83
    @donnamiller83 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +60

    WHAT!! WHAT!! WE would NEVER be excused to go to OUR child's graduation during OUR criminal trial!!!

  • @thelegendinhisownmind7038
    @thelegendinhisownmind7038 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +349

    Jeez...I died when Trump talked about Robert E. Lee no longer being in favor. Like, when was Lee EVER in favor in the state of Pennsylvania? Lol. Pennsylvania was part of the frickin union.🤣🤣🤣

    • @caiqueazoid
      @caiqueazoid 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      🤣😝😂🤣😝😂😁😉

    • @SuzzieMarie0130
      @SuzzieMarie0130 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      I doubt Lee ever used the term “…me boys!” Like he was some Tammany Hall ward boss or whatever

    • @KENICUSONE
      @KENICUSONE 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Trump has no concept of American 🇺🇸 history. He babbles incoherently and his cult applauds. Gettysburg was beautiful?

    • @KENICUSONE
      @KENICUSONE 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      @@SuzzieMarie0130: me lucky 🍀 charms too

    • @valiaudet3415
      @valiaudet3415 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Who is trumps writer? 😂😂

  • @censusgary
    @censusgary 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +711

    If Donnie does go to Barron’s graduation, that will probably be the most time he’s ever spent with the poor kid.

    • @archangelvvv
      @archangelvvv 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +92

      No doubt Barron is hoping he doesn't show up and embarrass him in front of everyone

    • @user-vv8ux1kn3n
      @user-vv8ux1kn3n 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Barron was probably unwanted and melania told trump she was not getting an abortion period.

    • @jasontysoe138
      @jasontysoe138 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

      ​@archangelvvv 100%... what an embarrassment he is

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

      Gettysburg word salad!

    • @franko69
      @franko69 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      The kids name is Barron.

  • @Lv-nq9qz
    @Lv-nq9qz 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +99

    Hes expected to be in court from 9:30am-4:30pm, 4 days a week? Wow, thats more work than hes ever had to do in his life.

    • @byedumdum4706
      @byedumdum4706 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Certainly more than Joey Bidens work schedule, as President of the USA.

    • @gtvon1
      @gtvon1 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Jealousy is hard on a person, give it up and free yourself.

    • @joeswanson7548
      @joeswanson7548 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Suppose he just woke up a billionaire 🤔

  • @edvh88
    @edvh88 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +70

    The chalk board breakdown of donal trumps stream of consciousness BROKE ME 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @user-nc4ck7ls9p
      @user-nc4ck7ls9p 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Me too😂😂😂😂 brilliant 😂😂

    • @markusbrunner5706
      @markusbrunner5706 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      same watched it 3 times what an unbelievable 🤣

  • @vb8801
    @vb8801 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +211

    I love when criminals get upset that the consequences to their actions interfere with their schedules

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      LOL

    • @GweiTheLeafChild
      @GweiTheLeafChild 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      That is if he actually cared about his son at all, and isn't using his high school graduation as a pretense to delay the trial.

    • @williamj.sheehan2001
      @williamj.sheehan2001 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      "Criminals"? So, what crime has Trump been convicted of?

    • @williamj.sheehan2001
      @williamj.sheehan2001 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@GweiTheLeafChild Like you'd know that, Gwei.

    • @allenlovell1604
      @allenlovell1604 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      His only political rallies should be confined to " Zoom or Skype Video Meetings 📹 " under court supervision, I think 🤔.

  • @EatshtMAGAts
    @EatshtMAGAts 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +110

    Funny how 45 is suddenly concerned for it's youngest son; where was that " fatherly" concern when Barron was 4 months old and daddy dearest was out screwing around?!

    • @neildaniels1423
      @neildaniels1423 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Mother may have lost track, but that is Melania's son? Either way, I assumed she would miss the graduation because she forgot to stop by Walgreens to get some sparkle polish.

  • @arianalaiche-oriez9733
    @arianalaiche-oriez9733 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    During his Gettysburg speech I finally got to watch the reactions of the people behind him one is doing the fake binoculars thing, one is yawning...Then they just all look confused.

  • @j.r.williams7095
    @j.r.williams7095 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    I have tears 😂 in my eyes from laughing so hard. Jimmy is on 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @benlynar9438
    @benlynar9438 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +227

    The corrupt will always see accountability as persecution

    • @deonna9100
      @deonna9100 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      🎯

    • @daler.steffy1047
      @daler.steffy1047 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      An impressive and well-stated comment.

  • @HairynosedWombat163
    @HairynosedWombat163 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +397

    He is a sham! He was showing his contempt by pretending to fall asleep. It's what kids do when they are being reprimanded for acting up. Shows the level of his mentality, five years old!

    • @cheriem432
      @cheriem432 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      . . . if that. And only on *good days*.

    • @user-oj1wv6qb5v
      @user-oj1wv6qb5v 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Agreed!

    • @Chez8922-kf6cy
      @Chez8922-kf6cy 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

      As I understand it people with Narcissistic Personality Disorder never grow up emotionally. They stop around four to six. Explains his temper tantrums.

    • @candywarmuth6241
      @candywarmuth6241 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Agree!

    • @grahammcfadyenhill9555
      @grahammcfadyenhill9555 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

      Adderall crash.

  • @BigJ11617
    @BigJ11617 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

    You are BRILLIANT, Jimmy!!!❤❤❤

    • @2Madre
      @2Madre 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Jimmy Carr is brilliant but this guy has great writers and delivery

  • @alexandermacdougall7873
    @alexandermacdougall7873 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    I cant wait for the Not-So-Great Pumpkin to just be gone.

  • @karenmccurdy4448
    @karenmccurdy4448 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +116

    He probably doesn't even know Barron's birthday...

    • @grahammcfadyenhill9555
      @grahammcfadyenhill9555 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Does he know the name of Barron's father?

    • @tonikelm4461
      @tonikelm4461 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He probably asks, "Barron who?"

    • @Gravydog316
      @Gravydog316 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      oh, i'll bet all the money in the world you are right

    • @tuxcats8518
      @tuxcats8518 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He was preoccupied during that time wasn't he? Kinda like why we are having this trial in the first place.

    • @tuxcats8518
      @tuxcats8518 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@grahammcfadyenhill9555I thought he was a test tube baby.

  • @outlawbillionairez9780
    @outlawbillionairez9780 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +241

    "These jurors...big, with muscles you've never seen..came running, tears streaming down their faces, and said"Sir,Sir, you're guilty,Sir!"

    • @two-sense
      @two-sense 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      "It was a beautiful moment. Nobody has ever seen anything like it. Wanna buy a bible?"

    • @outlawbillionairez9780
      @outlawbillionairez9780 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      ​@@two-sense"My cellmates say they've never seen anyone who knows so much about jails!"

    • @sundayhinojosa8114
      @sundayhinojosa8114 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      I know 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Gravydog316
      @Gravydog316 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      "Soap. In the shower. Very slippery. I was winning, even though I bent over to pick up the soap,
      & these awful convicts... like at Gettysburg. Horrible. Very sad. Crying. Sore butt."

    • @user-zb9lv3gh8s
      @user-zb9lv3gh8s 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      ​@@outlawbillionairez9780that's because he's got such a big, err, brain...

  • @suzrau
    @suzrau 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Lol, this will go down in history as the new Gettysburg address. So profound. Oh yes, America, you definitely want to give this clown another term.

  • @yoswifty303
    @yoswifty303 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    The chalkboard part of the video was hilarious.

  • @laurie113
    @laurie113 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +214

    DoZo the clown…..PERFECT!!!!

  • @molls127
    @molls127 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +212

    i'm sure barron would prefer he not be there 😂

    • @Livvygirl-wd3li
      @Livvygirl-wd3li 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      😂

    • @bella3775
      @bella3775 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Melania probably made a deal with prosecutors just so Trump won’t be allowed to attend it.

    • @publicuser2534
      @publicuser2534 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      He’d bring too much attention to a day he should have the right to forget.

    • @nycbklynrmp
      @nycbklynrmp 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      yep bc his dad will make it a rally about him, lol not like he helped him with homework LMBO

    • @byedumdum4706
      @byedumdum4706 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I'm sure poor Ashley Biden would have preferred Joey not be there while she was showering.

  • @cindygamboa7112
    @cindygamboa7112 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Please. We need young candidates that can help us with innovation and bring real solutions to the challenging situations we face every day.

  • @shellzbellz57
    @shellzbellz57 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Bloody hell never watched Jimmy & i cant stop laughing jimmys good alright 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @teehen6694
    @teehen6694 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +138

    🤔So let me get this straight. The man that put the judge’s daughter life at risk wants that same judge to be accommodating to him for his son?🤯

    • @user-ux4lx4we8o
      @user-ux4lx4we8o 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Definitely a Trumpy University graduate 🎉😂😂😂😂

    • @Catharine662
      @Catharine662 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Good point!

    • @mikebunting7262
      @mikebunting7262 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Irony is a word that isn't in his vocabulary

  • @peace4myheart
    @peace4myheart 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +754

    Sounds like someone doesn't know anything about Gettysburg.

    • @philipem1000
      @philipem1000 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +51

      Trump sounds exactly like the kid who didn't read the book, giving his book report!
      (disclaimer: that's not original with me, but it sure as hell fits...)

    • @dceplay
      @dceplay 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

      Gettysburg or about anything else for that matter...

    • @user-zb9lv3gh8s
      @user-zb9lv3gh8s 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      ​@@dceplaybut he knew who Lee was (except for the whole pirate voice thing I guess)

    • @marygillmeister6013
      @marygillmeister6013 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      It was bizarre to see a former President waxing poetic about a Confederate General to a bunch of Pennsylvanians. Were they not in the Union? 👻

    • @Member_zero
      @Member_zero 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

      @@user-zb9lv3gh8s The only thing he knows about Robert E. Lee is that he existed. That's it.

  • @captainawesomesplayground5403
    @captainawesomesplayground5403 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I love how he says R E Lee is no longer in favor and immedietly Mike Lindell pops up

  • @joscharf1080
    @joscharf1080 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Dear Jimmy, you and your writing staff are truly wordsmiths, so crafty and clever with language. I love it! Keep up the good work!

  • @daveboryszewski130
    @daveboryszewski130 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +136

    The Nodfather!!

    • @Livvygirl-wd3li
      @Livvygirl-wd3li 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Trump’s dad FRED TRUMP. Fred was tied to KKK. Look it up!
      It was on the news paper.

    • @sherryforrest6564
      @sherryforrest6564 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      Don Snoreleone

    • @ArleneCarney-ec5lc
      @ArleneCarney-ec5lc 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @donnamcardle8928
    @donnamcardle8928 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +582

    Trump never went to any of his kiddos graduations

    • @user-fl3sr2kh5c
      @user-fl3sr2kh5c 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +58

      He doesn’t even know which kid it is 😂

    • @jannetteberends8730
      @jannetteberends8730 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      I was wondering that too

    • @jamiejoygatto
      @jamiejoygatto 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      He probably forgot the kid's name.

    • @nhatvu8800
      @nhatvu8800 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      Did his kids even go to school?

    • @AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg
      @AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      What Graduations?

  • @meme-tg6hr
    @meme-tg6hr 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Jimmy, GO FOR THE JUGULAR. KEEP IT UP. ❤❤

  • @spirited6086
    @spirited6086 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Gettysburg, what a horrible..
    What a beautiful thing that was. SMH.

  • @michaelmdy
    @michaelmdy 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +184

    A real applicable quote from Robert E Lee, “I cannot trust a man to control others who cannot control himself.”

    • @classifiedveteran9879
      @classifiedveteran9879 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It's a good quote. Just don't forget Robert E. Lee owned slaves, was a white supremacist, and was a traitor to the United States of America.

    • @Itcouldbebunnies
      @Itcouldbebunnies 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      As a proud slave owner, I'm sure he was an expert at controlling others...🙄

    • @corners23251
      @corners23251 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@Itcouldbebunnies heh heh heh; good one

    • @tammyjohnson1927
      @tammyjohnson1927 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Is just a dog whistle for his followers you know that there's no substance policy or any type of legislative importance to his speeches. He said stupid things and people laughed on cue.

    • @AfiaA.-vb3xz
      @AfiaA.-vb3xz 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Is it about Biden?

  • @FalconXE302
    @FalconXE302 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +72

    Seriously, if anyone can't recognise Trump idiocy after his speech about Gettysburg... then they are also truly idiotic.

    • @user-zb9lv3gh8s
      @user-zb9lv3gh8s 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Especially cause he was talking to a crowd in Allentown

  • @yolamontalvan9502
    @yolamontalvan9502 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    This time, GIVE HIM A PRISON SENTENCE.

  • @aliceflood2435
    @aliceflood2435 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I love Jimmey Kimmels comments. I just have to remember not to drink water and laugh😅

  • @patticrichton1135
    @patticrichton1135 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +110

    "NOBODY'S EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS" yeah DONNIE, NO PRESIDENT has EVER done the THINGS you have done that DESERVED to go to court! THAT'S NOTHING to be PROUD about!!

  • @erikcareswell6768
    @erikcareswell6768 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +223

    LOLZ.. Trump talking about Gettysburg reminded me instantly of Bart Simpson giving a book report on a book he never read.

    • @adamclifton29
      @adamclifton29 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Just like when he was asked what his favorite passage in the Bible is. I'm not religious either but I'm not going to lie and pretend I am lol. That's just sad

    • @donnyvonshitzinpants_4_jail_24
      @donnyvonshitzinpants_4_jail_24 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      😂

    • @JediMasterGeoff
      @JediMasterGeoff 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      "In conclusion, Syria is a land of contrasts."

  • @CatherineSTodd
    @CatherineSTodd 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    "Dozo the Clown" ... good one, Jimmy! LOL!!!

  • @sandralybrand9425
    @sandralybrand9425 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Poor little Victim Me!😂😂🤣🤣

  • @TheWtfanime
    @TheWtfanime 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +751

    Anyone under a criminal trial shouldn't be aloud to run to for any office... that should be just common sense. It's past his jail time.

    • @publicuser2534
      @publicuser2534 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      @@westcoastbred7745I c what u did thair

    • @geibel07
      @geibel07 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@westcoastbred7745- What’s with the * ?

    • @ElSantoLuchador
      @ElSantoLuchador 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      @@geibel07 Using an '*' is what grammar nazis do when they are correcting someone.

    • @noddier
      @noddier 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      His bought judges overturned that Constitutional Amendment just for Trump who got them appointed.

    • @kathybutterfield2760
      @kathybutterfield2760 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      If he's convicted, can he run as a felon? Is there even a rule about it? Our founders never dreamed.....

  • @kateuhler7803
    @kateuhler7803 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +71

    We LOST all respect worldwide because of that orange monster.
    Every accusation, a confession. 🙄

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Orange monster is right

    • @nonya.bizness
      @nonya.bizness 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      no WE didn't. HE did. WE are going to fix that soon.

    • @heidicorzine1208
      @heidicorzine1208 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      We did lose respect worldwide because we still have a great many Americans who will still vote for him!

  • @bartonted
    @bartonted 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

    The first Trump to get a school certificate, that wasn't paid for.

  • @jmorrison44601
    @jmorrison44601 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Did trump not pay the "Blacks for Trump" guys? I noticed they are not in the background this time 😂😂

  • @StrawberryDragon645
    @StrawberryDragon645 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +178

    Why on earth would his wife and son want him at the graduation in the first place. Why would the other graduates and their parents want him there making this the worst experience of their lives?

    • @joeleong1719
      @joeleong1719 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      He's there to raise money Haha

    • @alanfairbrother890
      @alanfairbrother890 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      He didn’t go to the other three, graduations.

    • @sharonharris9782
      @sharonharris9782 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      ​@@alanfairbrother890three? He has five children. So, you left out Tiffany? 😂

    • @kathybrigger9431
      @kathybrigger9431 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      He would go to steal the attention from his son and make it about his campaign.

    • @ydnicsmada7368
      @ydnicsmada7368 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Exactly what I thought. It’s Barron’s day but DJT will make it about himself.

  • @mikelytou
    @mikelytou 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +169

    "until the court room sketch artist runs out of orange"
    Was such an underappreciated joke 😂

    • @deonna9100
      @deonna9100 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      💁🏾‍♀️🤣😭🎯❗

    • @cameronroberts4296
      @cameronroberts4296 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I liked Donny “Nappleseed”.

    • @thetinman7371
      @thetinman7371 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I liked it! 🤣

  • @davewitty3307
    @davewitty3307 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Trump…the gift that keeps giving to jimmy. What are you going to do when you don’t have this comedy gold? Are you planning for the future and hiring a 10x team of writers when this is in the past?

  • @anthonylong5870
    @anthonylong5870 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Im pretty sure it was Roosevelt who quoted about "Never fight up hill me boys" speaking to his rough riders who had just charged a hilltop

  • @Mozart1220
    @Mozart1220 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +108

    Every other word out of his mouth is "nobody's ever seen anything like it" ...

    • @two-sense
      @two-sense 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      I know. It's horrible. Nobody's ever seen anything like it. Oops.

    • @grahammcfadyenhill9555
      @grahammcfadyenhill9555 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      He is talking about himself...he is just so dense.

  • @stephanieames66
    @stephanieames66 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +276

    I think he pretended to nod off because he wants to act like this trial is no big deal. Just such a waste of his time. LOCK him up.

    • @mariegarside8830
      @mariegarside8830 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Drowsy Donald

    • @LiberallyAbsurd02
      @LiberallyAbsurd02 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      He's so used to being in court that it probably bored him. Definitelty unfit for office

    • @alanl.simmons9726
      @alanl.simmons9726 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Sundowning ?

    • @marysaum2213
      @marysaum2213 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      No Adderall today

    • @walterbo7687
      @walterbo7687 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      He did not pretend. He's sleepy Don

  • @cappiece3786
    @cappiece3786 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Nobody's ever seen anything like this. Youd think hed come up with something different.

  • @JayDovnerRRP
    @JayDovnerRRP 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    That rant about Gettysburg actually had me cracking up. Watching some of the people behind him was good too.

  • @faithinverity8523
    @faithinverity8523 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +108

    Dear, Mr Trump. Many of us have found an easy way to attend our childrens’ events: we abstain from committing crime.

  • @Ed_H.
    @Ed_H. 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +207

    D'ump's hand gestures remind me of those little toy monkeys that you wind up and they bang their cymbals together. Remember those?

    • @user-oj1wv6qb5v
      @user-oj1wv6qb5v 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I do! Your so right. If you wanna see what 2nd term will be. Watch. Rise of the Nazis. You will see how alike they really are. For real......

    • @cheriem432
      @cheriem432 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      His air accordion has always bugged me.

    • @darakinsey7775
      @darakinsey7775 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      It's an air accordion 😅

    • @grahammcfadyenhill9555
      @grahammcfadyenhill9555 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      His poor dead mother, rest her soul, took the cymbals away when he was a toddler.

    • @scottramsay7439
      @scottramsay7439 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      ​@@darakinsey7775All that's missing is the tip jar.

  • @cherylboucher4491
    @cherylboucher4491 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I need a t-shirt with Never fight uphill me boys.

  • @barbmadsen6708
    @barbmadsen6708 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Give Trump a colouring book and an orange crayon. Keep him busy all day

  • @Mikados_Advark12
    @Mikados_Advark12 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +62

    When Dozy Don was president- the rest of the world (us) considered America to have lost its marbles - not admired at all.

  • @Shabbyie
    @Shabbyie 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +161

    Barron will be delighted not to have his embarrassment of a father there.

    • @WilliamTaylorIII
      @WilliamTaylorIII 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      Barron probably asks his mother all the time "when can we go live in your home country"

    • @michaellucas8882
      @michaellucas8882 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Embarrassing when your dad becomes president and a billionaire

    • @ghostpine
      @ghostpine 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Go buy another red hat 😂

    • @peggyking9543
      @peggyking9543 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      ​@@michaellucas8882Not quite.
      When he SAYS he's President and SAYS he's a billionaire.

    • @Brea95
      @Brea95 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      @@michaellucas8882billionaire? Is that why he can’t pay his bills?

  • @-11_11
    @-11_11 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    He's proud to be there! He doesn't even know where he is..lmao! 😂❤

    • @Beastmode7400
      @Beastmode7400 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Just like how Biden doesn’t know where’s he is at 90% of the time? 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @zavier0123
    @zavier0123 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I LOVE...LOVE..LOVE JIMMY KIMMEL AND THE SHOW!!!

  • @lisapoynter1814
    @lisapoynter1814 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +71

    His own behavior is keeping him from his son's graduation. And by the way, he didn't say a mumbling word on his son's 18th birthday.

    • @Baliane22
      @Baliane22 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      We all know by now, Trump will use anyone even his last born for his own selfish goals. It wasn’t about Baron, it was Trump trying to hold a rally.

  • @theageofisgone
    @theageofisgone 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +68

    Watching all of the geniuses standing behind him during his Gettysburg speech says it all!!!

    • @mesaeddie
      @mesaeddie 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      It looked like a Mouth Breather Convention.

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Very accurate.
      Sheesh 🙄

    • @kathybrigger9431
      @kathybrigger9431 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Bobble Heads.

    • @AndrewMacLaine
      @AndrewMacLaine 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They were literally yawning and looking away! I hope it was a "snap out of it" moment for a few. At the guy in the right making faces was invested lol.

    • @Pbav8tor
      @Pbav8tor 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It looked to me like they were looking for the off ramp, rally exit, port-a-potty 😂

  • @QuidamByMoonlight
    @QuidamByMoonlight 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I love how Jimmy Kimmel has gone full open season on Donald Trump since the Oscars! I hope people are sharing these videos with Donald so he can hear the whole world laughing at him and his ego!

  • @user-zn5qg4se6q
    @user-zn5qg4se6q 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +187

    No one has seen anything like this! Donnie. You already SAID THAT! 10000000 times!

    • @sundayhinojosa8114
      @sundayhinojosa8114 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Don't forget the huge muscular dude with tears in his eyes🤣🤣

    • @user-zb9lv3gh8s
      @user-zb9lv3gh8s 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Did you know Lincoln was a republican? Not a lot of people know that...

    • @RonnieG
      @RonnieG 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@user-zb9lv3gh8severyone who knows the tiniest bit of history knows that. Did you know about the dixiecrats & the change of ideology?

    • @janeh6217
      @janeh6217 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@RonnieG I do believe that was sarcasm you're replying to. It's supposed to be another thing tfg would say.

    • @kelbatt7729
      @kelbatt7729 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      slowly but surely you can see it ; the country has had enough of trump

  • @alanchristensen5735
    @alanchristensen5735 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1154

    Proud to be a indicted criminal soon to be convicted felon.

    • @dfal6898
      @dfal6898 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      I can hear the proud to be an American song playing to your comment! lol

    • @disastermaster1413
      @disastermaster1413 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      I'm disappointed in Biden

    • @LoriAW3791
      @LoriAW3791 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@disastermaster1413 Biden doesn't have 88 felony charges.

    • @a-a-ron6822
      @a-a-ron6822 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@disastermaster1413 just a little info for you......
      Biden wasn't on the grand jury that indicted Trump.. I know that doesn't fit the fox news bullshit..... but most facts dint

    • @robertking6924
      @robertking6924 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      ​@disastermaster1413 why?

  • @usmcchrisg
    @usmcchrisg 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    When you see it in print the depth of the stupidity really hits hard.

  • @loristitt65
    @loristitt65 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    UNBELIEVABLE!

  • @jetbossard7923
    @jetbossard7923 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +217

    Always look at the expressions on those paid actors who are standing behind him. They come from Craigslist Ads and get paid very little to be there. These ppl are clearly BORED.

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      And that 1 black guy looks uncomfortable...

    • @aliceputt3133
      @aliceputt3133 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      I like the kid in the red jacket yawning.

    • @karenakelly2526
      @karenakelly2526 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      The kid to the right, and behind Trump...making faces, lol.

    • @Gravydog316
      @Gravydog316 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      LOL my cousins went to his Arizona rally & each got $50, which they donated to the animal shelter

    • @Commenting-answering
      @Commenting-answering 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@Gravydog316Is that where Trump is going to get his next wife from?

  • @toryhyde9306
    @toryhyde9306 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +151

    I’m on the east coast and I stay up every night waiting for Jimmy Kimmels monologue! I looked forward to it every day!

    • @joannajamerson35
      @joannajamerson35 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      It's really good

    • @kimclarke5018
      @kimclarke5018 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Me too

    • @theresanakagawa5013
      @theresanakagawa5013 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Me too. His monologues are the best.

    • @cheriem432
      @cheriem432 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      It's easier to do here on the west coast.

    • @Moon_Thief_420
      @Moon_Thief_420 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Same here! I'm in CT, and wait for these notifications.

  • @WayneRogers-xc3xi
    @WayneRogers-xc3xi 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Keep up the work thanks jimmy

  • @azariesfire9166
    @azariesfire9166 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    You left out the part where he wisely intoned “bleahflupboooish”.

  • @anthonycanton9353
    @anthonycanton9353 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +139

    This was Jimmy Kimmel at his best!! The Gettysburg battle description by Trump was hilarious!!!

  • @lyndapelletier2629
    @lyndapelletier2629 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +211

    If Trump wanted to attend future events for his kid, then he shouldn't have spent all that time and money on delay delay delay for court trials

    • @LaDemocrazia
      @LaDemocrazia 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      My thoughts exactly. 👍

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      If he was so interested in his kid he shouldn’t have cheated on his mother back when he was born

    • @shirleyperry3170
      @shirleyperry3170 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@Erin.56100% true!

    • @janht2047
      @janht2047 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      That would have been a LOT of critical thinking for 'ole Donnie to figure that out!

    • @sangeet9100
      @sangeet9100 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      he wants to attend nothing (except fundraisers); didn't he proudly announce how he told his wife to take of the kids and habs them over to him when they're old enough to manage "business" (Trump lingo for 'bankruptcy')

  • @thespacecowboy420
    @thespacecowboy420 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    If this isn't proof of insanity I don't know what is

  • @rmartin147
    @rmartin147 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The unused props parade is one of the funniest things I've seen in ages. 😄😁

  • @sfl6307
    @sfl6307 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +87

    PLEASE WATCH THE PEOPLE BEHIND HIM, their faces 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @cheahkaimun1
      @cheahkaimun1 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      How much those clowns at the back are being “ paid “???????? Damn

    • @holon4662
      @holon4662 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I just wrote a comment on that as well, befiore I saw yours: He could as well talk to zombies. Nobody would be able to tell the difference.

  • @blakethebeast3174
    @blakethebeast3174 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +64

    Trump's "Gettysburg Address" really makes me wish that all candidates, presidential down to the local level, be given a full psychological evaluation as soon as they say they're running for office. PLEASE.

    • @auntbeth6794
      @auntbeth6794 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Exactly that!
      Plus, of course,
      a security clearance.

    • @soonmipark9791
      @soonmipark9791 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Also they all should pass US history and civics exam. It is absolutely necessary.

    • @user-dt4gc9ow4d
      @user-dt4gc9ow4d 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Throw in arithmetic too. Most of the MAGA bunch can't add or subtract either.

    • @corrieallen9818
      @corrieallen9818 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The world is laughing at him

    • @gtvon1
      @gtvon1 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That would certainly get Joe Biden out of office immediately.

  • @gabrielramirez6382
    @gabrielramirez6382 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    did anyone notice all the clueless people in the background, wondering what Disneyland rider is Gettysburg........

  • @user-gn3dh4pv1z
    @user-gn3dh4pv1z 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    If he goes to Barron’s graduation, he will probably be search for his next wife.

  • @siderealvision
    @siderealvision 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

    On a serious note, the Battle of Gettysburg was a true moment of profound sadness for the United States - one of the largest of many battles that pitted Americans against Americans in a Civil War that was painfully resolved, not in the Courts or in the government so painstakingly constructed by the Founders, but on fields of battle that ultimately caused the deaths of more Americans than the total of all the wars that the US has ever been in since.
    You do not have to look any further than Lincoln's Gettysburg Address to see the true meaning of Gettysburg; Trump's feeble attempt to expound on the battle of Gettysburg as a talking point in one of his "rallies" is an insult to all Americans. (IMHO)

  • @ttburn6338
    @ttburn6338 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +549

    "Isn`t it past your prison time, Donald?"

    • @barbarastiffler8810
      @barbarastiffler8810 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      You must be talking about Joe whose always lost and confused like his puppets

    • @jimsmith7212
      @jimsmith7212 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

      ​@@barbarastiffler8810
      You aren't paying attention, are you?

    • @steverichards1482
      @steverichards1482 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      @@barbarastiffler8810 no, he's literally talking about trump, who is in court, his name isn't Donald Biden.

    • @johnwells7566
      @johnwells7566 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      ​@@barbarastiffler8810nope.... Definitely Velveeta Voldemort.... 😂

    • @mailelouie658
      @mailelouie658 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      By 55+ years

  • @michelehaderer8069
    @michelehaderer8069 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Keep up the great work!

  • @TreeDancingCloud
    @TreeDancingCloud 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +299

    While in school, a spoiled kid with an inheritance to burn away heard a teacher say the words "freedom of speech" while explaining reasons why America is great. That same kid wasted the inheritance on failed business ventures, and went on to assume "freedom of speech" meant freedom to break absolutely any law, and never be under the control of any legal authorities.
    It doesn't work that way in the really real world, not even for a spoiled kid with an inheritance to burn away.

    • @areyouswerious
      @areyouswerious 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      You're making a big leap of faith assuming that he ever went to school😂

    • @kathybrigger9431
      @kathybrigger9431 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣@@areyouswerious

    • @jonathanconnor7920
      @jonathanconnor7920 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I find that many conservative (or at least today's conservatives) tend not to understand freedom of speech. They make the mistake of thinking it's absolute. They also seem to forget that other people have that same freedom. For instance, when social media companies delete their posts or ban them, they think their first amendment rights are being violated, completely oblivious to the fact that as private companies, those companies are merely exercising their own first amendment right not to have their brand tarnished by hate speech and baseless conspiracy theories. It's really not a very complicated concept, but they find it challenging nonetheless.

    • @gtvon1
      @gtvon1 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      From your lips to Elon Musk's ears.

    • @peforster6725
      @peforster6725 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      He got away with a lot till he was forced upon us. That's what he likes to do that to women.
      I wonder if he has ever regrets it. If he had keep up under thr radar, it's very likely no one would have bothered with him.

  • @lynettewilliams2540
    @lynettewilliams2540 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +181

    Apparently he has Never been to any of his children's graduations from anything.

    • @archangelvvv
      @archangelvvv 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      Of course not! It's not about HIMSELF!!!

    • @loiscurry1020
      @loiscurry1020 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Why should he attend this crap ,hell he paid for his son's test scores just as Trump's daddy paid off his school's, we know that he didn't study or read anything that had to do with learning.....

    • @kathybrigger9431
      @kathybrigger9431 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      But now he will get out of sitting in court. The most valuable thing you receive in life is your kids and Trump doesn't appreciate anything, not even his kids. Look at what he has taught them and has done to their lives. They will never get respect from people with common sense.

    • @shadrach6299
      @shadrach6299 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      He went to Tiffany’s graduation from law school

    • @postatility9703
      @postatility9703 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It's funny that Jimmy compared Trump sitting quietly during the length of the trial to an 8 year old sitting quietly in church.He IS the 8 year old. Sometimes the 3 year old.

  • @Mark-tm2zu
    @Mark-tm2zu 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This was great Jimmy!

  • @RestoreMoreMCM
    @RestoreMoreMCM 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Great writers, perfect delivery!

  • @Rugelacharugula
    @Rugelacharugula 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +79

    As a teacher, I’ve graded Gettysburg book reports like this…seriously. This is bad for a 6th grader!

  • @HelynnHeels
    @HelynnHeels 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

    Reading what he says is even more painful than actually hearing him say it. Wow.

    • @Commenting-answering
      @Commenting-answering 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I know. I read his speech on the Elipse (spelling?). It was horrifying.

    • @emilymcplugger
      @emilymcplugger 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @HelynnHeels
      “Wow…yeah”.