Ilfracombe locals take the leap at South West Birdman 2022

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Dated back to perhaps 🤔 Saturday 30th July 2022 is nearly a year ago I went to visit Birdman in Ilfracombe. I saw 👀 a member of staff there is named Leo ♌️ Cooper. I honestly now have ceased doing my visits to the Birdman in Ilfracombe because I can’t face Leo ♌️ Cooper. I am frightened of Leo ♌️ Cooper and don’t trust him. Every time 🕰️ I see Leo ♌️ Cooper, I ignore him. Leo ♌️ Cooper won’t get to me, won’t approach me, won’t say anything to me, won’t look 👀 at me and he will leave me alone. I must never 👎 attempt to touch his car 🚘 that he could end up ⬆️ finding out my name, my address, my home 🏠 telephone ☎️ 📞 number and finally my date of birth. Also it’s very vulnerable and embarrassing 😳 🙈 thing to do to his car 🚘. Every time 🕰️ I see Leo ♌️ Cooper, I always treat him invisible 🫥 and when I see him in Tesco in Ilfracombe, I use different directions 🧭 🗺️ to confuse him so he doesn’t find me. I don’t have to say anything to Leo ♌️ Cooper’s face. It serves Leo ♌️ Cooper right. I don’t think 🧐 that Leo ♌️ Cooper is likely to give me a lift 🛗 in his car 🚙 because touchwood it won’t happen. If Leo ♌️ Cooper pesters me, doesn’t leave me alone, call the police 👮‍♂️, he’ll be arrested by the police 👮‍♀️ for harassing me and it will serve him right. I don’t miss Leo ♌️ Cooper and it’s middle finger 🖕 to Leo ♌️ Cooper. I’m worried 😦 that bastard Leo ♌️ Cooper could physically hurt 😔 me in pain and I can’t stand him. I don’t bother with Leo ♌️ Cooper and he lives in Ilfracombe. Leo ♌️ Cooper is fired. Al these people are having a good 👍 time 🕰️ at the Birdman in Ilfracombe. It’s BST - British Summer Time 🕰️. The people are jumping in the sea 🌊. It’s unsure 🫤 if Birdman returns back in July or August 2023. 👍