Roast Me | Season 5 Episode 3 | All Def
ฝัง
- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ต.ค. 2024
- We’re back with Season 5 of Roast Me! Episode 3 loading!
Watch the full episode here.
Who do you think is the Best Roaster of this episode?
[CREDITS]
Starring: Brandon Lewis, Kraig Smith, Tutweezy, Billy Sorrells, Boo Kapone, David Lucas, Brent Taylor, Doboy, Kelly KDubb, Chris "Set it Off" Jones, Ronnie Jordan, Ashima Franklin, Brandon Broady, Reedo Brown, Kil Theo, Mahhcus, Heniya Harmon
Producer: Megan "MegScoop" Thomas, Denzel "Deazy" Lee
Director: Patrick Cloud
Director of Photography: Gary George
Camera Operators: Adrian Cooley, Rob Thomas II
Technical Director: Khadeem Thomas
Gaffer: Tyler Rousseau, Charles Samuel
Lighting Technician: Anthony " Betex" Benitez
Sound Mixer: Oscar Coronel, Marco Burton
Production Coordinator: Eden Tesfai
Production Assistants: Jonaye Anderson, Sewit Efrem
DIT: Lauren Mayer
Editor: Zach Foster
COVID Officer: Yeandry Bardowell
BTS: Kern Lawrence
Subscribe: m.alldef.co/Al...
Check out my TopVideos! m.alldef.co/Al...
→ SHOP ALL DEF←
teespring.com/...
→ CONNECT WITH ALL DEF←
/ alldef
/ alldef
/ alldefdigital
#RoastMe #AllDef
About All Def:
All Def is a multi-platform media company leveraging the cultural power of Hip-Hop, Comedy, Poetry and Social Justice.
Hip Hop transcends age, class, gender and geography. It drives the content behind our most popular films, TV programming and even our Broadway shows. Hip Hop also drives significant parts of global culture, and All Def leverages this truth every day. You’ll find our work on HBO, MTV, Fusion, Spotify…and we’re just getting started. And more than anyone, Hip Hop speaks to youth. All Def has leveraged the cultural power of Hip Hop to grow our owned channels to over 10 million fans aged 18-24.
All Def
/ alldef
→ 🛒 SHOP ALL DEF ←
www.alldefmerc...
→ 📱PLAY TRIVIAMOB ←
Sign Up Now: m.alldef.co/Tr...
TriviaMob is a live trivia game show by All Def, where you choose the host, answer trivia questions and win cash money 💵💵💵.
→ 📺 SUBSCRIBE AND WATCH TOP VIDEOS ←
Subscribe: m.alldef.co/Al...
Check out our Top Videos: m.alldef.co/Al...
→ 💬 FOLLOW ALL DEF←
/ alldef
/ alldef
/ alldefdigital
#AllDef
About All Def:
All Def, a Culture Genesis company, is a multi-platform digital media studio leveraging the cultural power of Comedy, Hip-Hop, Poetry and Social Justice. We are the largest black-owned digital platform with over 15 millions fans and 500M monthly views. We partner with the most talented Black and LatinX content creators to produce 24/7authentic and entertaining content for multicultural audiences.
All Def
/ alldef
“If cp shed a tear they gone have to mop the floor”😂😂
Best grand entrance roast 🤣🤣🤣
@@reddsmoke904 even CP had to acknowledge that, but got left hanging 😂😂😂😂
@@ChristianClayton2000 made it better
Doe boy look like he nutt Krispy Kreme 😂😂😂
Cp Lok like a Nigerian Travis Scott 😀😀
The evil Tahir joke was too accurate tho 😂😂😂
Anti Tahir head ass 🤣🤣🤣
Lol
“Doughboy will humiliate himself over a funnel cake” Craig got me cryinn 😂
This one had me crying 😭😭😭
Pat laughing in the background will always be hilarious
Forever 😂
Right
And Brandon. I swear his laugh is contagious
Pat loves this show. Even when hes on, he be crying laughing 🤣🤣🤣
real
I literally cried when CP said “gimme a number 1 or imma kill myself!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me too
Frfr
I did too girl🤣🤣🤣🤣
Facts 😂😂😂
That might be the greatest joke told this season......and it was simple af 😂
I love how when someone is getting roasted & everyone is laughing, kraig sits back menacingly waiting to hit hard like an evil villain. 😂
Lol yes! Buddy is a comedic assassin! He don’t miss!
What about a good villain? Who dat?
Facts
He dangerous, most of them try to avoid him 😂
Never forget when Boo told CP “You look like a thawd out catfish.”
😂😂😂😂😂 hearing that killed me
It's hilarious how shit be popping up and Boo Kapone head off the top😂😂🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Omm 😂
I almost died from that joke😂
Lmao
Nobody: “awkward silence”
Kraig: 🗣️ Man Ronnie finna eat you 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kraig always looks like he don’t believe in his jokes until everyone else does 😂
gotta make sure it hit 😂😂😂
Nah he knows they’re bangers lol
But he says them with SUCH conviction lmao. Man really says it with his chest
Brah that’s funny as hell 😂😂😂 💯💯💯💯💯💯
On the other hand Brent just shoot and don’t gaf where it land 😂
That R Belly joke boo made is under rated 😂
With a little pork n rins
Yes it was . Surprise it didn’t hit
he always uses that r kelly joke 😂😂😂
It didn’t hit 😂
I don’t see nothing wrong with a little pork n rinds
"You the only crip that carry a spear"😭😭😭😭😭 kraig
😂 lmaooo
Fam TIMESTAMP THESE JOINTS
On the original video I swear I was the only one who laughed at that shit and commented about it, glad to see someone else found that shit as funny as me😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
I read this comment as soon as that part came on 😂
@@the1and-only156 9:42
Brandon doesn't get enough recognition. Man carries the show in a way that most people cannot understand. A wonderful Host ❤
It wouldn’t work without him
It wouldn't work without Brandon or kraig
Brandon is the order in the chaos. They be going wild and roasting everyone but Brandon for the most part keeps it on the hot seat like intended. Pat does ok as the host but B holds it down fr.
Agreed
Hold that thought
Craig ain’t never been to the detention room ever since this show aired 😂
He went 1 time in like season 3 or 4
@@marcuspeyton1319 no he hasn’t i think you’re talking about CP
Nah that’s CP
Kraig too actually
@@dontrellbentley2797 you trippin what’s the video called ??
“If that ain’t the pot callin a kettle another kettle”😂😂😂
I lost it when kraig butted in and shouted "GOOD PIE" to Doboy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Keep Ashima. She’s the first woman y’all had on the show that actually made me laugh… even when her jokes missed. Loved it
No fr lool
Girl right. I was thinking the same thing,she's the first one to hold her own against the crew.
She owns it
"The Kool-Aid Man filled with coffee."
Sold.
She’s good 😂
That r belly joke was slept on boo Capone said there’s nothing wrong with a little bit of pork and rinds😂😂😂😂
Right 😂😂😂
Facts😂
😂😂
😭😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂😂😂
“Boo and doboy got 99 problems and getting real jewelry is one of them”! I was dying 😂😅
Kraig’s Gator burp joke never misses 😂
I cried 😂😂😂😂
Boo felt betrayed asf when Brandon sent him to detention for recycling jokes. “I’m what?” 😭😭😭😭
😭
😅😂😂
Betrayedddd!
Yeah he done it many times other have recycled a joke aswell but they tried to hit it different but uts still the same lol
He did look at him like Wallace "but we boys!" 😥
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kraig the bakery called to check on Ronnie "You doing good we ain't seen you in awhile" had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣23:58
One of Kraigs funniest jokes fr😂
That whole segment was fire🤣
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
When craig yells out to Billy “Jared Carmichael got to first base with you.” I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
U
the fact they can go numerous seasons comin up w new roasts for each other shows how talented these folks are 😂💯 much blessings to the cast!
"they shot a cow for yelling out Ronnie name during sex" Brent is creative 😂😂😂
I just read that shut bro 😂😂
@@TwitchyThoughts figure it out.
Hil-ariousl!! 🤣🤣
I love hearing pats laugh in the background 😂😂😂
Facts 😅
Brah lewis laugh is funny ass hell, his you hear When the camera goes to the squads angle 😂😂😂😂
We need him back on the show, he was a killer on old seasons.
You look like you got killed on power 🤣 Brent
“You flip the table at a restaurant that don’t serve plankton” 😂😂😂😂
That was funny af yooo😂
This show really proves that not all people that write comedy aren’t improv ready.
Bro, what in the double negative are you trying to say? 😂
Wym
@Timothy Alan He saying this show proves that alot of comedic writers can also freestyle comedy on the spot too
@@timothyalan34 lmaooo
it's tough - not for everyone
but i think the dudes and ladies that might bomb in earlier episodes can come back and do better
practice helps
“You got a face only a twin could love”😂😂
That movies credits joke was the best joke Brandon Broady has ever said any season
When CP said doboy ask for appetizer in between the pay window and food window killed me 😂😂😂
I like Ashima she didn’t just sit there and laugh 😂
She strong
She laid down some hits 😆
Said Ronnie look like the Koolaid Man filled with Honey Roasted Coffee 😂😂😂
“There’s nothing wrong with a lil bit of pork & rinds “😂😂
Underrated fa show 😂
"Ashima sounds like Doc Rivers" was the one 🤣
“U look like under the bandaid” 😂😂😂 damn 😂😂😂
The Evil Tahir joke i felt needed more laughs😂😂🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
Ashima was not bad. Bring her on again she has a great vibe and I liked that she actually tried to make jokes unlike most female guests who just stayed silent
She's not funny at all and killed the vibe with each joke. I love her spirit and that she's always smiling and can take a joke but she's not funny at all.
@@AnitaHanjaaab yea she was not funny but atleast she tried maybe she’ll hit once 😆
Guys cut her some slack. She landed one or two which is really good for someone's first time against the best roasters I know. She is a good sport too. She will only get better from here onwards. Bring her back regularly 😌
Females are not funny😅
@@Mazigaro nah nobody else gets slack why should she?
Craig lookin like Foghorn leghorn was a sleeper lmao
😂😂😂😂
Kraig forever the goat of this show for real. Him and ☁️ rarely ever miss.
Patrick 30 for 30 every episode
P Cloud is a sniper. Bro picks his shots and never misses 😂😂
@@OsceolaNola7 bruh on god he be chargin dat bih up fr
Never seen Craig in detention
@@winkwarren939 or pat except the Christmas episode
Brodie said dude looked like movie credits 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“If Ronnie burp it’ll be bones in his mouth” I cackled when Kraig said that.
I cried!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
the Chemistry between the cast keeps getting better and better, I feel like the more you know someone and have history with, the more savage you become with them lol. Boo today compared to season 3 is the greatest story of all time
True lol
Hellnah the new comedians TRASH AF
“Lemme get a number 1 or imma kill myself” 😂😂 ain’t no way
in fucking tears 🤣🤣
Wasn't that recycled
😂😂😂😂😂
💀💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂
Bro I couldn’t catch my breath when Kraig said “Good Pie 🥧!” 💀😂
"Craig look like some tuna " lmfao
You caught that too. Lol. That was classic and underrated
That dinosaur joke on ol girl was BRUTAL 🤣
Brutal! They are a mess 😂
She is built funny
CP had me dying laughing at that burger King roast "Give me a number 1 or I'm gonna kill myself".
11:00
What is the time stamp?
@@kourtbee8509 11:03
@@peedipiper9048 good lookin!
I’m crying literally I can’t stop replying that part 😂
“She got azz like Kevin Durant” 😂😂😂
When Craig said to doboy “you talk back when your stomach growls” 🤣🤣
Once Cp gets a reaction it’s a wrap 😂😂 it’s an onslaught of follow up jokes
That shit be aggravating B 🤣😂
"You wake up at the beach looking for slave ships". 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
This episode was soooo funny. Keep Ashima on, she’s funny. I like her confidence, even when it don’t land lol.
Facts she told his ass he look like a Fat Tracy Chapman
Her voice sounds like the fire for the Roast Me opening credits.
yeah keep her in the front row with them white toes out 🤞
@@ironroad18 lmao! So true! She sound like Louie Armstrong 😂😂😂
This is Brandon Lewis' best episode. He helped turn haymakers into room shakers by having them run it back or add on. He normally only really does that for Boo.
CP what he do at Burger King had me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When Ronny said Marcus had on a baked bean jogging suit did not get the laughs it deserved 😭😭
That Jerrod Carmichael joke Kraig said was so damn funny
“When CP shed a tear y’all gonna have to mop up the floor!” 💀
💀💀💀
Low blow😈👿☠️💀
You know you joke hittin when you can hear Patrick laughing in the background
😂😂😂
That Burger King one lmao
“CP’s eyes move one at a time” took me out 🤣🤣
“He look like Noob Saibot” had me dying!!!!
Bruh that “hahaha……………man Ronnie funna eat you” 😂😂😂😂 bruh kraig is just naturally hilarious
When CP came in I knew the yelling was gonna start
Best part is how the jokes really be hurting Billies feelings 😂😂
Bra that chipmunk joke craig said was 🔥🔥🔥
On God. Cried laughing at that.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
This guy Kraig said “ u lost your virginity to a warm glove “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Give it up for through kapone! He’s through!” - Kraig Smith 🤣🤣🤣
"He did pick ALL THE CORN off the cob and eat the cob with them teeth" Freakin had me dead bro 😂😂🤣🤣🔥🔥
“Ronnie Jordan look like the Kool Aid Man filled with coffee!”😭😭😭😂😂😂💀💀💀
9:04. That evil laugh joke from Craig was HILARIOUS
Lmaooo and showed Jafar😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 Hell yeah
Craigs you look like under the band aid to Brody is underrated 😂😂😂
He in the back lookin up jokes, he ain’t coming off the dome with it
That man kills it in the hot seat though and he ain’t reading off nothing
@@deejayy8303 it’s a production they’re suppose to have written jokes down this isn’t some lunchroom roast session boa
@@Eboy227 You don’t see nobody in there looking up jokes but him…. What are you talkin about???
Oh well so what the mf one of the funniest if not the funniest so what stop hatin. Point is I’m here to laugh yall niggas out here arguing over Craig written jokes so tf what
28:18 “YOU’VE GOT TO PROVE IT TO ME LIL MAN”🤣☠️
The evil tahir needed more laughs that was so accurate 😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
"David play for the Texas Toast" 💀💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂😂
As soon as Billy went to detention I was like hell yeah LETS GO!! 😅😅
Facts
Every single time! 😂😂😂
"Ronnie got a love seat on his bike" 🤣🤣🤣🤣How did nobody catch that joke??? CP funny asf
“Billy goes to jail on purpose” was underrated
Brody came in with the heat. Mfka said "You look like movie credits." Mfka I HOLLERED 🤣😂
“N-gga you look like movie credits”-I choked on my fries.🤣😂
😂😂😂
Episode was funny af. Ashima did her thing. Nice to have CP back too.
12:24 “CLINT EASTWOOD ASS”😂😂 that killed me
Craig: CP hates when other dudes do good. Lol
If Craig don’t stop laughing like that he gone climb a tree and throw some shit in a minute. 😂😂😂😂
Lol
He replied to u my boy 😂
Ashima was really good this episode. She catching the wave. B Lew 🤣
Craig, CP and Brent just own this show every episode. Supreme Roasters. Brandon extra loud today too, priceless episode.
My top 3 in that order.
Lmfao he said bruh look like movie credits😂😂😂😂
Craig and CP was on fire 🤣
Lowkey Brent too
These three always hold their own 🤣🤣🤣
Brandon laugh some how make the jokes 10xs funnier
I LOVE his laugh 😂😂😂😂😂 it sticks out out of everyone else’s
facts 🤣🤣🤣
Hope you guys get a life changing deal off of this. Since ya’ll started this whole series. Ive been laughing from deep in my soul lolol. This has been a fun ride, seeing even david lucas getting attention with tony hinchcliffe, or even david coming back after announcing retirement on last season. You guys are all extremely talented man, hope this can go on for a long time. Bringing up & coming comedians. Ya’ll just bring joy lol for real thank ya’ll for having this free 99 somehow.
Boo worshipping the Tasmanian Devil is the funniest thing I heard all week
@16:06 "God didn't even make this n*gga, he had an intern make you... 'Whoa, not so much lips... Not so much lips, youngblood!'"
Criminally underrated. 😂
Brent is underrated, one of the funniest on the show
He don’t miss g
He is not Underrated. Underrated is not a Compliment.
I would like Brent more if he didn't copy jokes.
😂😂😂
31:51-31:58 Billy gets paid in Gossip 😂💀 Pat’s laugh in the back makes this so much funnier!!!
Maybe your hearing brandon Lewis laugh cause his funny too 😂
Shit was hilarious! 😂😂😂
Funniest thing this episode 😂
Almost sent me home when he said CP looked like Trillville, Crime Mobb, and Ying Yang Twinz.🤣🤣😭😭🤣💀💀
Brent had the joke of the year😂😂😂😂 a Winnie the Pooh jersey💀💀
Rewatching these episodes makes u realize that some jokes go unnoticed like when Marquez told Billy his favorite show was I dream of weenie 😂
Doboy always say "COME ON GUYS" LOL
Ashima really said David's family uses him for heat, I'm CRYING!! 😂😂😂
I didn’t think I would watch the whole episode but I’m glad I did. I laughed for 40 minutes.
It ain't get too many laughs, but when dude said Billy's favorite show was "I dream of weenie" I spit my drink out 🤣
G😅
brandon’s “COMIN” was unmatched this episode😭😭😭
40:05 “You season yo tongue so all your food taste the way you want it” wtf💀💀😭
You can tell boo is b.lew favorite. He know when boo recycling jokes 😂😂😂😂😂