"your body is perfect for volleyball!" me: 5'1, fat "thanks!" Edit: OMG calm down with the likes like i am shooketh by the high number i threw my phone
fat, not atletic not smart im basicly usless 😗✌🏼 Im saying this to myself And im definitivly NOT proud of myself and no im fine it's ok you don't need to ask.
I can't relate I'm a big bottom but if it's Bokuto then suddenly I'm a top "Start game?" Yes. Or. No *^* "Choose top or bottom?" Top. Or. Bottom *^* "What if it's Bokuto?" Top. Or Bottom Me: SH*T SH*T SH*T GO BACK GO BACK "Would you like to Start over?" Yes. Or. No *^* "Game restart" "Are you a Top or Bottom?" Top Or. Bottom *^* "Are you sure you want to be a top?" Yes Or. No *^* "You have chosen Top. Enjoy the rest of your game!" (This took too long to do)
LATER..... Bokuto: idk will u be my bf ?...... Me: *DEVIL SMILE*......IDK IM UR RIVAL CAN IIIII..... Bokuto: *turns red*....um yes........... Me: *devil smile turn cute and boops nose*. Also Me: Theres my big strong "ACE OF ACE'S"
bokuto: I AM GOING TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND me: screechs me to my friends: SOMEONE JUST ASKED ME OUT HAHAA BEAT THAT! my friends: BOKUTO BEING A BOTTOM FOR 40 MINS STRAIGHT DOES NOT COUNT AS A BOYFRIEND
Bokuto: “you give me attention like no one else” Us: ... Akaashi: *making and memorizing a whole damn list about him* 👁👄👁...bRuH Edit: omg ty for so many likes where did you all come from💀
@@Ashhhhh330 exactly XD I always look around during class whenever I think dirty to see if there is anyone looking at me weirdly and there's not so that's good lol :D
@@aceiswhatitisfolks856 Haha yeah, I swear my biggest fear is a mind reader, even though I'd probably be their biggest fear aswell judging by the amount of cursed images that pop in my head randomly
Everyone else: *skips to the nsfw* Me: *casually listening to the whole video with headphones like it's music to my ears*(which it is) Everyone listening: 👁️👄👁️
*Bokuto: you have nice toned legs!* Me:* *looks down at my legs* * Me: I have fat thighs Edit: woah- Thanks for the likes I guess? Self confidence is just a tiny bit higher. I should have said this in the original comment but- ALL OF YOU ARE PRETTY IN YOU OWN WAY. IT DOESN'T MATTER YOUR BODY SIZE OR WEIGHT. YOU DONT NEED ANYONE TO TELL YOU OTHERWISE
He’s having an identity crisis during this whole thing
Poor Bo
o m g
@@berriesturd206 B o k u t o
ʏxᴍᴇ夢 h i
@@berriesturd206 w h y a r e y o u l i s t e n i n g t o
y o u r s e l f -
Bokuto: “Your body is perfect for volleyball!” *hehe*
Me: “So YoU tHiNk I’m SkInNy?!”
yes
WHERE DOES HE SAY THAT
PFFT and short. ( feat me irl ;-;)
Bold of him to assume that I even play sports
Bold of you to think I am good at sports
Bokuto: C-can I be your boyfriend?
MC: *kisses him*
Me: PERIODT
Bokuto: So is that a yes?
Yesssirrrrr
My tiktok obsessing a$$:
ᴀNᴅ ᴛHᴀᴛS ᴏN ᴘEʀIᴏᴅ-
Kitty • Vil! • Cat LMAOOOOO YEP
GIRL SIDOEODEOFP
“their lips are on my lips, that’s practically an indirect kiss... no wait that’s actually a kiss!!” KJAHKJSAJK HES SO CUTE BYE-
I know I'm cute! Also thanks for the compliment
@@jacklynnpentagram1782 👀👀👀
@@vedadeorukhkar3441 what?
@@jacklynnpentagram1782 marry me
@@lilysweatman1 ay yo- AY YO- KAGEYAMA GET YOUR MANS
“their lips are on my lips, that’s practically an indirect kiss... no wait that’s actually a kiss!!” JDJSJFJD
Just made it to 69 likes...your welcome
Kitten Blue now they’re on 70 likes
I wheezed at that part 😂
my first kiss
bottom
Listener: *Breathes and exists*
Bokuto: *PAnIc*
he is panik, not kalm. he must be kalm
*PaNiC aT tHe DiScO* 💃
yes.
YAY I NEVER GET TO WIN☺😚THANK YOU😘
LPS Cat basically every party i've been to 😀😔
me: *grabs bokutos hand *
bokuto: “tHaT iS iLlEgAL!”
bokuto: iS tHiS aN aTtAcK??
I love this mini comment section here
So if I grab my friend’s hand
And she’s a girl
tHaTs iLliGaL 🙀
@@6allora Well I guess I'm going to jail OwO
..
31:17 "If your going to be my rival then I'm gonna be your boyfriend!"
THAT WAS SO CUTE 😭💕
Ikr ❤🥺
Yes it was I scream when I get to that part and.I think I wake up everyone '-.-
Jcjdjdrjcmfiekfj
I'm still dying it's to cute!!!!!!!
@@_._kyokokirigiri_._3730 Fuzhou going out su of a u c a
@@_._kyokokirigiri_._3730 )
@@_._kyokokirigiri_._3730 hi
Listener: **holds Bokuto’s hand**
Bokuto: WHY WE GOIN SO FUCKIN FAST-
Listener: *kissing him*
Bokuto: _WOAAAAAAHHHHH_
Hinata???
Hinata!!!
@Shoto Todoroki todoroki!!!!
Mr. Refreshing shhh I’m not hereee
No one:
Literally no one:
Not even Asahi himself:
Me: *HEY HEY HEY*
Tell me why I screamed this out 😂
@@Cowmoo56 because it's a bokuto asmr...
HEYYY HEYY HEYY🦉🦉🦉
@@ibelongtodracomalfoy2380 makes scenes
Yass eh eh eh eh eh beep beep hey hey hey hey hey i see that im icy go rising up up i see that im icy
"your body is perfect for volleyball!"
me: 5'1, fat
"thanks!"
Edit: OMG calm down with the likes like i am shooketh by the high number i threw my phone
Are you me?
Me : 5'0, cant jump and horrible at running...
XxElina TuberxX Me too😂
lmao same
Are we the same person or smth sis
Bokuto: **Exists**
Him Panicking: *bonjour.*
Me also panicking: uhmmmm, comment tallez vouz?
Bokuto: 👁👄👁 say wut now?
Me: peace *disappears*
Meh too in PANIIC : Jeuneparlepofrancay
@Serenity Drumheller c'est merveilleux chéri
as a french im literally wheezing rn 👁👄👁
@@thaissee fellow French-
is no one gonna talk about how he was muttering “pure thoughts pure thoughts pure thoughts pure thoughts” early in the audio? 😳
Oop-
And then afterwards his voice said “you wanna see some real speed, I’ll show you some real speed, BISH”
@@gr4v3flow3r when ?
4:23
Do you mean she?
“rival’s kiss...”
*chuckles* i’m in danger and not ready-
yes
yes
Shoyo Hinata ....Shoyo...No...
Sugawara Koshi ...but you’re here...
Sugawara Koshi hehe :)
If my boyfriend doesn’t have a voice like that we do not speak
IKR like they so loud but never loud in bed it’s kinda annoying tbh
@@chloemari.e yes for real but the quiet guys are always loudest in bed😏
psycho girl here u r just speaking faxxxsss
@@chloemari.e 100% I am
If it ain’t a 2D Character I don’t want it-
Bokuto: *literally radiates switch energy*
My sister: *crying in bottom*
Me: *weeping now a switch*
*Me crying in bottom but I know I need to be a top for Bokuto*
Me,a switch: *cha cha real smooth*
💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
@@kisswhoeverthefuckyouwant307 felt that-
as a switch I am celebrating this so much.
@@maggie-td6tt *cries in bottom, but would be a top but would want to avoid it idk why*
bokuto: "your skin is very soft"
me: *looks at my manhands and dry ass skin* "i- i don't have the facilities for that big man"
mood, when he said that i literally looked down to my hands and went like "NANI THE FCK?"
You got them yaoi hands
*Me glancing at my shigaraki looking crusty hands*
Harper Valentine HAAHHA OMG
*cries in drummer*
me: *is listening to yato *
also me: *sees bokuto’s name *
and me again: *screams and violently clicks notification *
soft weeb PERIOD
I was so happy I through my phone
Katsuki Bakugo Bakugo, why are u here?
i made a little "eeEE" noise
Same
He’s the type of person to yell out kachow after kissing someone
BAHAHAHAHAHGA WHY IS THAT SO TRUE THOOOO
Trueeeeee😂😂
So true lol 😹
yeah❤
Me and him both
Bokuto:y-you got me addicted....a-are you proud of yourself...
Listener: *yes i am*
LMAO
fat, not atletic not smart im basicly usless 😗✌🏼
Im saying this to myself
And im definitivly NOT proud of myself and no im fine it's ok you don't need to ask.
This was my reaction tho 🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀
As u should
I am though *I'm being honest* 👁👅👁
x reader Bokuto: A dorky but hot and dominant top
x listener Bokuto: A dorky stuttering bottom
Me a top : *y e s-*
Let me just be a top girl what will top a bottom owl 👁👄👁💅 IDC IF I'M 5,2 I'M STILL A TOP
me a top: *YES*
me, a huge bottom: *yes*
Me: *laughs in switch*
Here’s a short summary:
*He’s a bottom*
Being all serious here, i sounded like a hyena-
Akaashi.....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
HYENA
Nope
c o r r e c t
"confidence.............. I'M GOING TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND"
IT'S ALMOST 3 AM AND I JUST SCREAMED
*mood*
YES
Ohhh sheet! I send you my prayers
Nice
SAME!
comments: he's a bottom
me, a switch: now this looks like a job for me
Can relate
Related to that too hard.
SO EVERYBODY, JUST FOLLOW MEEEE
I can't relate I'm a big bottom but if it's Bokuto then suddenly I'm a top
"Start game?"
Yes. Or. No
*^*
"Choose top or bottom?"
Top. Or. Bottom
*^*
"What if it's Bokuto?"
Top. Or Bottom
Me: SH*T SH*T SH*T GO BACK GO BACK
"Would you like to Start over?"
Yes. Or. No
*^*
"Game restart"
"Are you a Top or Bottom?"
Top Or. Bottom
*^*
"Are you sure you want to be a top?"
Yes Or. No
*^*
"You have chosen Top. Enjoy the rest of your game!"
(This took too long to do)
I felt that on a spiritual level
Everytime bokuto gets kissed
Bokuto: 👁️👄👁️
LMFAO
How is this so true?
LMAOAOAOOAOAOAOAAOOAOA
Bokuto:
*kisses*
*Hugs*
*Hold hands*
Bokuto after doing that:
BuT YoU aRe StILl mY rIvAl !!
me, a non-athletic person who could never be as good as Bokuto: *y e s, i am*
nuroichi MEE
@Law i Cvn u forgot dis
HEEEEEEEEEEE
E E
E
E
E E E
E
E
E
E
E E
EY!!!!!
@@pankasmlachuo5126 how-
LATER..... Bokuto: idk will u be my bf ?...... Me: *DEVIL SMILE*......IDK IM UR RIVAL CAN IIIII..... Bokuto: *turns red*....um yes........... Me: *devil smile turn cute and boops nose*. Also Me: Theres my big strong "ACE OF ACE'S"
"After making out"
..
No one:
Not a single soul
Bokuto: YouR StILl My RiVaL
HE IS COPYING MEHHH😭😭😭
@@hanel_wu you Pomeranian-
@@zero-yp4jx you stoopid li'l bi-
@@hanel_wu just wait till I call kirishima you dog
Bakugou_ Katsuki don’t be shy. Finish that phrase. ☺️🔪
Me: Reading the comments
Mom: What are you laughing at?
**chokes on air**
Me: "Memes."
Lmfao my mom just asked me why I’m laughing at math and I said *mAtH* and she said 😐
@@lawliet2056 i thought you said meth HSBSJSB
@@semitje 😂😂😂😂😂😂😌✨
Come on why did memes have to into this..?
mom: can i see
me: no
mom: *runs to me*
me: aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
he’s like a mix of anxiety, constant panic attacks, a shit ton of awkwardness, and energy-
Adorable 👁👄👁
Bruh when did I become bokuto👁👄👁
B o t t o m
He's literally me😂
@@chandlrrrrr same-
:')
@@angry2270 yes. Like me.
Bokuto: **reranges our guts**
Also Bokuto: **gigglin like it didn't happen**
💀💀💀
Everyone listening:☠️
I-
It’s the cutest thing ever tho
He's doing his best
Bokuto: Aren’t we supposed to hold hands or something?
Listener: That’s Baby Stuff.
Bokuto: Baby Stuff?? IM NOT BABY!
Me: He Baby.
rig hit after i read this
it happened lol
He's a big beautiful babi (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
lil baby man
@@baiilley.__ Wait a damn minute- Kageyama? Why r u here?
@@natsumi-chan2038 i was looking for the hinata one 👀
Bokuto: "s-shut up"
Me: 🎶shut up and marry me🎶
🎶shut up and dance with me🎶
@@semitje 💃
“You’re not interested in games?”
Mostly everyone: BISH I DIDNT BUY ANIMAL CROSSING FOR NOTHING
Yeah, I didn’t grind for 2 weeks for nothing
IM LITERALLY PLAYING ANIMAL CROSSING RIGHT NOW DHDNSBF
... *I don't have animal crossing...*
IM PLAYING RN SIS
Look at the likes
The comments: he's a bottom
Me *most definitely a bottom* : n o n o n o n o n o n o n o n o n o n o n o n o n o n o n o n o n o
Me most definetly top : *yes yes yes yea yes yea yes yea yes yea yes yea yes-*
Switch time 👁👄👁👌
fr me
though I'm a switch
Haha me
Y’all tbh when Nicki Minaj went to get plastic surgery she was probably like, “I need to have that bokuto 🎂 form.”
*pats le shoulder*
are u ok? 😅
bokuto best form 💅🏼💅🏼
YOOOOOOOOO 💀💀💀💀💀💀
the person who did it aced it
Your pfp made this comment like so much better
Bokuto kissing
Subtitles [Music]
Me: Ah yeah, that is music to my ears
Lol yup true
True true
😔👌
Music of sinners 😈✨😈✨
🙂👌
Bokuto? Looks like a top
Is he? No but acts like a bottom
Do I like it? Yes
What does he want? Attention
Hotel? Trivago
Hey hey?: Hey
yes ❤️
Stop
S W I T C H
ÙwÚ
Why does it feels like he’s always doing this: 👉🏼👈🏼
I also thought that 😂 mostly when he was like "don't you think I'm cool?🥺"
Well THANK YOU for putting that image in my head.......no seriously thanks
Amara Flores I couldn’t think of something else ahshshs
So hes gay??? That means gay in ASL
He's a bottom 😌💅
y/n: holds bokutos hands
Bokuto: IS THIS ALLOWED??? IM CALLING 911
*call nine guan guan*
if u kno, u kno
He is special..
FBI OPeN uP
@@kenmakozume9134 what are you doing here kenma 🤣😂🤣🤣
Bokuto throughout the vid: I’m a child of God, hand holding only after marriage my dude
bokuto and listener: * kissing at the park *
the kids there trying to play: *why are we here just to suffer*
i- skdkxskf 😂😂😭
😂😂😂😂😂ikr 😂
😭 😂
this is my new favorite comment
Bokuto: I'm going to be the best boyfriend baby!
Me: That was the cutest sentence I have ever heard.
Time stamp please 👁👅👁
Read it as I heard Yagami say it.
33:55 :)
@@odelia1336 Õ-Õ
IKR
He's like Kirishima on 15 energy drinks
*I LOVE IT*
He’s sooooo fast 😣I can’t keep up 😫
I was literally thinking the same thing GOD
*Y E S*
*Yessir*
Oh- 😳
Bokuto: “Lotta people say I look like a horned owl”
Me: *sips water*
Bokuto: “But when you say it, it hits so much different”
Me: *STARTS CHOKING*
X.IntotheUnknown.X as I read this, that part was playing-
I DID THE SAME THING
I love how I read this comment just as that part started :’)
Me: That sort makes him seem like a top instead of a bottom :p
WHENWASTHIS!
the dislikes are from the people in the park
Edit:This is the most likes I have ever gotten thank you so much
THIS- would actually make sense-
114 4 pr 5 of them are kids and the rest are there parents
Hi umm noob you may be a noob but you are smart
Asahi is that you?-Wait, but why are you here Jesus?-
Asahi- I mean- jesus why are you watching such a video?
What an awkward little owl
*IM LOVING IT*
McLoving it
Ba da da da daaa
This comment is sponsored by
*McDonald’s*
Toga Himiko TOGA????
Bokuto: *laughs, stutters, Sounds like he’s a child*. Me: *squeels*
omg yes
Me: *joins*
Ye
It dose
Sameee ahshshdhdh I love Bokuto 😭💙💙💙
bokuto: i- e- u- w- o-
me: you ever have a dream you wish- you had- you- when- you- want- where- have- and you- SPIT IT OUT
PPFT-
LMFAOO
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
LMFAOOO ITS 4 AM THESE COMMENTS GOT ME UGLY LAUGHING
some drunk Rick impression...... and i love it sm.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I searched this up and so did you.
Oop- I got caught
Nah I was watching a bokuto edit and this is in my recomeded 😗✌️
I- feeling so attacked rn
Damn I-
Aah you caught me red handed😂
Flustered Bokuto is lowkey the best thing ever. Ace, stop thinking out loud.
"I'm not even a horned owl!!!" STOPPPPPPP
Listener: dose nothing
Bokuto: P A N I C
Edit - holy bananas that's alot of likes
Yesssss
At the disco
@@starimplosion OH!
Me: 👁👄👁
Him: 😧🤨😅😓🤧🤧😚🤗😣😫😣😲😕😳😳😡😠😬😩🤧🤫🤫🤣☺😊😚😚😙🤗🤗😆😆
Harper Valentine W E L L I M A G I N E
Bokuto:making clapping noises and moaning
My mind: hEy HeY hEy
BAGAGAGSGHAHA
I laughed OML😂😂😂👏
You all need some Holy water
YEAH LMFOAOOA
LMFAOOOOOOOOO
I need this as a wattpad story😭😭
“This Owl is the best on the court”
Bokuto, your inner Noya is showing-
😂
When you simp for both : I’m fine with that 🤣
Lmao
@@dreaminaboat3509 i simp for most haikyuu characters even yachi and big sis and ofcourse kiyoko😋😋
😂😂
bokuto: I AM GOING TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND
me: screechs
me to my friends: SOMEONE JUST ASKED ME OUT HAHAA BEAT THAT!
my friends: BOKUTO BEING A BOTTOM FOR 40 MINS STRAIGHT DOES NOT COUNT AS A BOYFRIEND
Lmfao😭🤣
I AM DECEASED 💀💀💀
Bokuto: “your body is perfect for volleyball”
me: a volleyball player👁👄👁
Me being a basketball player 😅
I ice skate- 😂✊
LMFAOO IM THE LIBERO
Me not playing any sport 👁👄👁
Meeeee
bokuto kissing for the first time sounds like a little kid who drinks water if u know what i mean lol
w the breathin nd everything lmao
I've never laughed so loud before
Yiss
idk why but i had to read that 3 times til i got it then i busted out laughing and it’s 4 am
This made me ugly laugh 💀
Me: *dying cause Our queen called us sinners on purpose*
Also Me: If we're sinners is she our Satan?
she is our satan. And our queen
@@cailynstringer597 queen Satan 👸 😂
@@typing...11567 Momo and Izuku wrong anime
Mido-bro? What you doin here?
@@typing...11567 MOMO!?!?!
I like how in the beginning Bokuto say “aren’t you supposed to only hold hands on the first date” and a few time later he’s having sex
Like kuroo and oikawa
Facts
We are in a park lmao I'm just nervous 💀💀💀💀💀😗
I think you mean intense hand holding
@@LiaaStar30 kiyoko wat the frigg are YOU doing here?!
22:45
“Can I kiss you”
No one:
Me: I dOn’T kNoW cAN yOu?
More like:
Students: "cAn i kIsS yOu"
Teacher: "i dUnnO, cAn yO-"
Teacher: "wait-"
@@kay7450 Teacher: h o l u p -
@@kay7450 wait that's i l l e g a l
surprised no one mentioned about the coronavirus
kedo.cheeto uh it’s actually *✨kuroonavirus✨*
Yato: *puts L O T S of kissing in video*
Me: so... are we still at the park or?
WE ARE STILL AT THE PARK! At 38:50 we get tackled down on the grass by Bokuto
@XxDarkhellxX :P Oof if we did
People walking at the park be like:👁👄👁
Just your average Bi person omg what if there were kids 😶
WaterWolf Gacha oop-
THATS WHAT IM SAYIN
🔊AYO🔊I🔊THOUGHT🔊WE🔊ARE🔊AT🔊THE🔊PARK🔊
were ✨ invisible ✨
Maybe he’s a bit of an exabitionist
I was like we better be at home-
Think about the chidren my lord!!
WE ARE?! I THOUGHT WE WENT TO HIS HOUSE!!
POV: you're listening while scrolling through the comments wheezing
👁️👄👁️ I see all
You know me to well
LMAOO YES I NEED WATER MY THOAT HURTS FROM LAUGHING 😭😭
kokichi is
m a g i c
@@_chimera.kraken_ you're right. And I just found out that this is the NSFW version. I'm happy now👀♥️
Bokuto: “you give me attention like no one else”
Us: ...
Akaashi: *making and memorizing a whole damn list about him* 👁👄👁...bRuH
Edit: omg ty for so many likes where did you all come from💀
⚰️😭⚰️⚰️
🅆🄴🄻🄿
Akaashi: Why you gotta do me like that, Bokuto?
T^T
@@Jay-ec5bo UR PFP IS SO BEAUTIFUL 😭😭😭🖐
“Pure thoughts, pure thoughts, pure thoughts, pure thoughts...”
Bokuto.... XD
*me when i think dirty*
Ur profile pic went so good with it
@@aceiswhatitisfolks856 And then it's like "I hope there ain't a mind reader in this school cause that'll be kinda awkward"
@@Ashhhhh330 exactly XD I always look around during class whenever I think dirty to see if there is anyone looking at me weirdly and there's not so that's good lol :D
@@aceiswhatitisfolks856 Haha yeah, I swear my biggest fear is a mind reader, even though I'd probably be their biggest fear aswell judging by the amount of cursed images that pop in my head randomly
Everyone else: *skips to the nsfw*
Me: *casually listening to the whole video with headphones like it's music to my ears*(which it is)
Everyone listening: 👁️👄👁️
I do the same thing for the such cute embarrassed Bokuto
I’m not skipping to the nsfw because it’s cute when he’s nervous 😌🥺🤍
I would never do that 😔
I do the same thing
Fr
Bokuto: you have the tone legs
Me: *has THICC legs* ... yeah if you say so
SAMMMMME!
I always like to say "I'm all chicken"...
Essentially all legs, thighs, and breasts....
With a bit of flour around the middle to add 😂😅
Thicc with 5 C's
I’m flatter than my confidence... 0% (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)
Same here bro
Bokuto: "I'm the best in the world"
Listener: **Wins the competition** What did you say?
Bokuto: 👁️_👁️
I’m the best!
@@uhh8408 Yes you are baby!!! :33 UwU
Hello
:33東京餅 YAYYYY!
@ALL MIGHT you are no longer the best I'm sorry
"baby stuff????? I'm no baby"
OH. MY. LORD. WHY. DO. YOU. HAVE. TO. BE. SO. DAMN. CUTE.
Lol right when I read this comment, he said exactly that-
bokuto watches monster high.
u can't tell me otherwise
yes, yes he does
i mean...u not wrong
✨K I N G✨
If u ont watch monster high i'm not dating you ✋😌
@@mar2449 PFTTT THIS WAS SO RANDOM I luv it tho
@@mar2449 hey kenma
When he was like “Can I kiss you?” ... that was the moment I died
Smar
Same*
Same 😳
Same.
Sameee
“y0u CaN hEaR mY tHoUghTs AgAiN! aRe YoU s0mE kInD oF sUpEr PoWeReD cRaZy PeRsOn?!” me: yes😈
Are you a psychic?!
@@deadlailailiar i know u are 😼😼
@@deadlailailiar wait a damn minute... Your in the wrong anime my psychic brudda
Why did I think the video would start with him saying "HEY HEY HEY"
Oh my Lord and savior Asahi, 780 likes? TAKE MY HOLY WATER--
me too omggggg
Samee Tho.
I DID TOO!!!!!
BUT HIS LAUGH EROUFWEURVBERGUVBERLCEGVNUNCGWLERUGCWEERVBSEJVHGNEUI RBH
Sameee
*Me being a femdom*
*bokuto radiating bottom energy*
Bokuto: ha I'm in danger!
@Melody Roberts Yeah I wishhhhh
✨✨✨
Same gUrL ✋✋🔥🔥
No one:
Literally no one:
Bokuto: Having a really serious identity crisis through this thing
bokuto: im a top
*a couple minutes later*
bokuto: iM A BOTTOM-??
LMFAO
“I’m the ace that beats everyone!”
Me, a cultured asexual: Nah man, that’s me. *hairflip*
*flips hair majestically*
Yee
Same tho-
sameee
@@falconko3273 you have the greatest name EVER 😂👌
So what you're saying is...
*he's a bottom*
Oh god- WHAT HAPPENED TO EVERYONE'S INNOCENCE?!?!
@@SkysbubblyAvenueXoX No one's innocent here darling ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
-Izuku Midoryia- why are u here?!? Ur poor eyes!
@@Max-sk4rj Mineta told me to listen to this I don't know why tho right now I'm just looking at the comments
W-WHAT? N-NO! I-IM A T-TOP!!
Bokuto: *you’re my rival*
Me: *cries and hides in blanket blushing and intensely wants to actually kiss him*
I never said you couldn't:)
I wish
@•Hatsuke Rose• Yes, 110%
@official_bokutokotaro5124. OMG IT'S ACTUALLY BOKUTO!!
*silently sips “water” out of a vodka bottle that has a label that says simp juice on it*
me too.
Me sipping water continually since im thirsty as fuck
Lemme have a few shots of that
We do be simping tho
My brain was half expecting that to end with vinegar thanks to Vine sjdjsjdjsj 😂
Bokuto: "How can you serve faster than me?!"
Me not athletic sprained themselves after watching HQ char jump serve: Yes
*E*
I'm a volleyball player and I feel your pain
F
I-
He's-
OMG HE'S SUCH A DAMN *BOTTOM-*
no...
@@kotarobokuto2689 .....yes..
@Shoyo Hinata Hinataaa you're too innocent to be here... uhm...
@Shoyo Hinata it's okay... i won't tell, just don't bring it up near daichi suga or asahi. 😎
@Shoyo Hinata Anytime, Hinata. 😎
0:01 ok why did that laugh sound like the one that says " ha gayyyyy "
omg you’re right-
Its cause- nvm XD
I thought that too XD
Hey kenma
@@mar2449 how are you
I’m violently hoping for a “Oya Oya Oya” or “Hey Hey Hey” of some sort
Oya Oya oya
Hey Hey Hey
Ara Ara Ara
Oya?
Oya oya?
I’m dead Bokuto:kissing. Subtitles: Music
Music to our ears~ aha ha 😏
Cʜɪᴄʜɪ Cʜɪᴠʜɪ well it is music to our ears
Liuna Eclipse and that’s on ✨period✨
*wheeze*
*where's the lie tho*
Bokuto: "Yeah.. I'm the best!"
Me: "Bokuto's the best!"
Bokuto: "Wait, why're you saying that?"
Me: "Because.. 👉👈"
Aw you are the best too 💗👑☺️🥺✨
UwU👉👈OwO👉👈UwU👉👈OwO
Me- A minor
Audio- a whole ass sin
Holy Water- needed
God- disappointed
Satan- Proud
Hotel- Trivago
Same
Same
If ypu made ot rhyme
Holy water:needed
God:disappeded
Satan:proeded
Hotel:trivagded
Yep😂
Same
Everyone’s talking about:
“No stream tap to retry”
But no ones talking about the fact that we didn’t want to go play videos games
RIGHT like I'd be down to play video games on a date
thats what im saying!
I would say yes in less than a second, I love staying at home and playing video games for dates
EXACTLY! Like I would so be down to play some video games😂
“your body’s perfect”
me who’s gained 12 pounds over quarantine: 👁∨👁
LMAO DONT WORRY YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE 😖💅
Glad to know I'm not alone
And then there’s me who lost weight over quarantine 👁👅👁
Lmao how is everyone gaining weight in quarantine-
Danny is gay Exactly- I have no idea
A bottom owl doesn't exis-
Bokuto: ʜᴏʟᴅ ᴍʏ ᴠᴏʟʟᴇʏʙᴀʟʟ-
@@cece5119 akaashi: * holds the volley ball *
Bokuto: *now that’s where ur wrong! Kiddo!*
female owls..?what BUT mahndrills(monkeys) DGAF and are bi
@SaltySugar_7 oya oya oya~?
Bakuto: i-I’m into y-you to
My dumbass: YeS SiRR u R IN MeeE
LMAO
@@nemmmeeooww AYO
Wrong anime Gon👁️👄👁️
Also, SUSSSSSSS I'm telling your aunt, and Killua 👹
when he called listener “baby,”
OHHH BOYYYY DID MY EVERYTHING JUST GO NUTS
nut
Bokuto:*exists*
Me: Look at you! Your just a bottom!
True 😂😂
Plot twist: Akaashi asked to top for once
Yes, indeed
Not only is he a bottom but he got a big bottom
@@SolarisTwili AHSGAGAGS-
"do i really talk to much?"
me being silent in 40 minutes and 42 seconds.
Same😭
Same 😔
Kenma what are you doing here
Wow quiet kid nice•.•👌🍮🥄
Kenma help my poor ears T^T helppppppp meeeeee T^T
Him: *talks*
Mind: pictures Kirishima right away
Me: 😶🧐😐
Me too
Lol Yep
Same person different font
Same bro
Mood
I-
*there is dislikes*
“LET ME AT EM.......LET ME AT EM”
Nobody's stopping you we're helping you
Lets go find the hater
That dislike is from Tsukki
Ye
Aight I’m ready to throw hands!! Denny’s parking lot anyone? Let’s show these dislikers who’s the boss!!😎👊
*Bokuto: you have nice toned legs!*
Me:* *looks down at my legs* *
Me: I have fat thighs
Edit: woah- Thanks for the likes I guess? Self confidence is just a tiny bit higher. I should have said this in the original comment but-
ALL OF YOU ARE PRETTY IN YOU OWN WAY. IT DOESN'T MATTER YOUR BODY SIZE OR WEIGHT. YOU DONT NEED ANYONE TO TELL YOU OTHERWISE
it’s canon in the manga that he likes thicker girls~ hope that gives you confidence!!
ジュリア me with my thigh gap: 🧍🏽♀️
ジュリア OMGG YESSSS
thanks, it did help😃
OMFG MEEEEEEEEE HAHASHSHHWHAHAHA
bokuto: your body’s perfect p-perfect!
me knowing he likes plump girls too: alright, least he thinks my body’s good looking 🥺
Kenma?! What th-
I’m built like a toolbox
I’m built like a marshmallow fight me
Ofc your body is perfect the way it iss 💓☺️✨👑🥺💘💗
i knoww!!
Him: *freaking out over a date*
My mind: Oya oYA oya 0³0
HAH!
no one:
My mind: “c’mon bokuto we gotta stay calm here”..... “I AM CALM”
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING 😂
My mind at 3am
God 707 Defender of justice 707 WHY TF ARE YOU HERE
*Bokuto x reader ASMR exists*
Meanwhile Akashi in the corner: *Wha-*
bro we need an akashi asmr
If there was ever an akaashi asmr he would call us his little onigiri!
(Just a hunch!)
Or maybe
*cries inside*
??
ARE WE JUST GONNA IGNORE HOW CUTE AND PRECIOUS YAGAMI'S LAUGHS AND GIGGLES ARE!!!!
Bokuto: Your body is perfect for volleyball
Me who's laying down while waiting for my glow up to happen: Thanks
x2
Still waiting for the glow up 😭😭
MOOD
Me too buddy me too