I Was Stunned When I Heard My Cheating Wife's Lover Say To Her Tomorrow We'll Clean Out Those Old Fo

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Did Simon really think a vasectomy was the best Valentine's Day surprise, or was he just overreacting to Janice's affair?

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The second story is much better.

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Hell, I have a low sperm count due to a childhood illness and never had protective sex or wore a condom. 😂