Good idear BUT unless you do some " modifications " it probably won't split apart.... sadly .. but DEFINITELY worth a try ! Even more so if you use long ish chains and give each tank a bit of speed ( bit like snatch recovery "
I did go car surfing on top of an early '80s Toyota Celica at the Pod once. I fell off at about 30mph. I wouldn't recommend doing it unless you have your big beer coat on.
Gotta love the sound of those huge engine / turbo stack trucks. I cannot believe that cliotorus actually started after being used as a sled, & with little if any smoke after being upside down. Daniel.
It didn’t start as it had seen the white… granted it was snow but not sure it can distinguish 🤣🤣. Least mine sized it’s self and I got the enjoyment of seeing it squashed on the scrap wagon 😁
Put various workshop or tank related fluids in the engine instead of oil and see what it’ll run on without blowing up… the catch is you only get one chance to get it wrong, good luck.
I mean, you have a baguette car, British tank. Obviously tank should be on top of car at a considerable speed. If the car did not want to be bottom it should just say stop, legally you have to stop at that point.
Completely snowless down here on the Anglo-Cornish border. Also Jet Provost, couple of CVRTs and some yank truck? 3:07 - Engineer face. Next video you need to drive over the Renault with a tank.
One has flown a Jet Provost after many hours in a Chipmunk. Not bad for an ATC cadet. I recall flying the Chippie along the required railway line back to RAF Wittering when the pilot shouted 'I have control' threw it hard to Port while a Victor went past. I wouldn't say it was close but I counted rivets. The pilot muttered some words I had never heard before about 'paperwork! (innocent lad ....) But what better use for a piece of Frogness than this!
Same.. 3 flights in a Chipmunk as an ATC cadet many moons ago. First was AEF, the latter 2 specifically aerobatics. I’ll always remember the ground crew strapping me in and tucking a sick bag under the strap saying ‘good luck’ 😄 Never flew in a JP though..
So funny, that was the 2nd best use for a bland french shopping trolley - 2nd only to crushing it with a tank of course 👊. Maybe you should try your “will it start” technique on the Landy, not sure the roof is strong enough though 😱
There's only one use for silly little French cars, track chock for a chieftain tank, that's what if use it for.on second thoughts, any british tank, I'm an equal opportunity destroyer of French cars.
@@MrHewes Run over it with a tank. I know, not particularly imaginative, but could be fun. If you want imagination, what about hooking up each axle or some structural part to each of the Fodens and tear it in half. Or do the same with a tank. Ya know, actually, tear it in half, THEN drive over it with a tank.
oh dear - snow start for the Renault, maybe put air in the tire before starting? maybe pour Petrol over the outside to pre warm car maybe use the Foden to drag start maybe give it a damn good John Cleese thrashing with a branch where is 'Flatter Matt' when you need him and some cold start cars never do what you want them to do with no-one inside them no dogs were harmed in the making of this film, but Joe's pride was severely bullied time to remove the car back to the public car park i was just thinking about all your hard work cleaning whistling diesels Chieftain, and all the road dirt getting on it, and now this snow stuff all full of dirt, bet it needs another wash before boarding its luxury yatcht
Perfect use for an MOT failed Renualt frankly!!!! Smash the S**t out of it!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Squash it with biggest Tank you've got, give a proper send off!!! 😁😁😁😁
Can't believe you took a nice vehicle and turned it on its head and seriously damaged it. All it needed was a little repair and then it would be back on the road and if you didn't want it you could sell it to somebody and make a little money.
Oh and then use the roof as the sledge, and I’m now going to hide before someone puts 2 & 2 together about the Chevette roof that went missing out of a local Vauxhall dealers in similar weather some years ago….
Well, since you obviously enjoyed wrecking it, why don't you run over it with one of the tanks. Of course leave the oil, battery and petrol in while you do it so it might just explode or catch fire and give you a real thrill!
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"The French don't have diesel" 🤣🤣🤣
The French love their diesel. I think they practically invented the small diesel hatchback.
I finally found the tutorial on how to fix a french car. Thank you kindly
tug of war with 2 tanks, try and pull it apart...
Ohh I like the sound of this!
Good idear BUT unless you do some " modifications " it probably won't split apart.... sadly .. but DEFINITELY worth a try !
Even more so if you use long ish chains and give each tank a bit of speed ( bit like snatch recovery "
Would remind me of that scene with the 2 T-Rex in one of the JP films.. the human chew toy..rip! 😄
Or a foden vs the reo 😉
I've seen folk towed around the campsite at Santa Pod on doors or in inflatable dingys, but never a small French hatchback on its lid. Quality.
I did go car surfing on top of an early '80s Toyota Celica at the Pod once. I fell off at about 30mph. I wouldn't recommend doing it unless you have your big beer coat on.
Brilliant! Even though I'm retired I would love a job with you bunch of nutters! My kind of guys 😆.
Gotta love the sound of those huge engine / turbo stack trucks.
I cannot believe that cliotorus actually started after being used as a sled, & with little if any smoke after being upside down. Daniel.
The woman recording has the voice of an angel.
Lol
Elf and safety at it's best 😍😂😎😁
The first and only jet I ever flew was a Prevost in the same livery as the one in your video. A sum total of 2 hours.
lol , in the past i've gone sledging on a bonnet towed down a road by a Landie .. never thought of using the whole car
Whistlin Diesel 2.0 right here! 🤣
8:24 this is a prime example of why women live longer than men
This is the first time I see a mechanically savvy fellow NOT pop the bonnet when a car won't start.
Yet still fix it 😉🤣🤣
It didn’t start as it had seen the white… granted it was snow but not sure it can distinguish 🤣🤣. Least mine sized it’s self and I got the enjoyment of seeing it squashed on the scrap wagon 😁
Wo wo wo lads, you can't call that a clitterous, you can get a clitterous going, and a clitterous is useful, unlike most French cars.
The frog is saying "ok! Ok! I'll start monsieur! Please no more draggy draggy sil vous plait."
You boys know how to play in the snow 😂😂
That's probably the best that car has ever ran
5:46 Best scene in the video; one man and his doggy best mate.
Put various workshop or tank related fluids in the engine instead of oil and see what it’ll run on without blowing up… the catch is you only get one chance to get it wrong, good luck.
Like the TopGear Toyota that wouldn't die. The Renault that wouldn't surrender!
I was waiting for the nose of the car to dig in an act as a giant trebuchet!!
AGREED !!
Yeah, loads of laughs as they get thrown off and squashed flat by the car. Their not long for this world with antics like that.
Oxyacetylene convertible....Did that to an Austin Princess in 1983 was fun in the sun but crap in the rain!
I mean, you have a baguette car, British tank. Obviously tank should be on top of car at a considerable speed. If the car did not want to be bottom it should just say stop, legally you have to stop at that point.
Great idea and vid, thanks for making snow fun for adults..!
Completely snowless down here on the Anglo-Cornish border.
Also Jet Provost, couple of CVRTs and some yank truck?
3:07 - Engineer face.
Next video you need to drive over the Renault with a tank.
Love the sound of the turbo on that thing!
It’s a great noise
Maybe prepare it as a Summer vehicle, a convertible perhaps?
One has flown a Jet Provost after many hours in a Chipmunk. Not bad for an ATC cadet.
I recall flying the Chippie along the required railway line back to RAF Wittering when the pilot shouted 'I have control' threw it hard to Port while a Victor went past. I wouldn't say it was close but I counted rivets. The pilot muttered some words I had never heard before about 'paperwork! (innocent lad ....)
But what better use for a piece of Frogness than this!
Same.. 3 flights in a Chipmunk as an ATC cadet many moons ago. First was AEF, the latter 2 specifically aerobatics. I’ll always remember the ground crew strapping me in and tucking a sick bag under the strap saying ‘good luck’ 😄 Never flew in a JP though..
@@woooster17 Great times for me have to say. 150 City of Oxford Squadron. Actually got 3 stripes up!
So funny, that was the 2nd best use for a bland french shopping trolley - 2nd only to crushing it with a tank of course 👊. Maybe you should try your “will it start” technique on the Landy, not sure the roof is strong enough though 😱
Little French car is thinking.. “so this is Australia.. don’t rate it” 👎🏼🇦🇺
There's only one use for silly little French cars, track chock for a chieftain tank, that's what if use it for.on second thoughts, any british tank, I'm an equal opportunity destroyer of French cars.
"If you slam the drivers door really hard, it should start" Only the French would be able to make a vehicle that goes wrong in that way.
THATS A GOOD WAY TOO FIND ALL THE LOST CHANGE.😊
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Get an RAF Queen Mary Trailer with a suitable tractor unit and put a dismantled Provost on it make different but great display piece.
steps. Weld a set of steps onto the Clio for working on tank engines.
Play tug of war with the two foden and the Clio in the middle to c if u can tear it apart
Be rude not to!
Man I would have loved to be on a ride like that!
I fully expected the front windscreen to collapse and have the car fill up with snow and dirt. And then the D...n things starts first attempt. wow
Poor man's Whistlin Diesel 😂🤣😂😂🤣
He didn’t start rich either tho did he? 😉
car bonnet makes the best sled!
See how far you can jump the Clio, full send off the concrete pad and down the field
I would have let Baz take it back to Bath with his petit French tank. It could have been part of his FART collection!
The car is French it's probably on strike, tis the season and all 😂 or it saw the snow and surrendered.
Get the 2 Fodens and pull the French cap apart with them
I didnt realise that you'd got a JP there too.... looking out for that video :-)
Everybody does driving tanks over cars, but can you drive a car over a tank,
When's your birthday ? I am sending you some new overalls haha, love the vids as always guys 👍
Drop it from a height simulate a head on collision
TBH I don`t think you snow to do that... But it looks fun.
Would love to see full nut and bolt resto of the Clio
🤣🤣🤣
@@MrHewes Run over it with a tank. I know, not particularly imaginative, but could be fun. If you want imagination, what about hooking up each axle or some structural part to each of the Fodens and tear it in half. Or do the same with a tank.
Ya know, actually, tear it in half, THEN drive over it with a tank.
Is that a Provost? Why don't you mend it?
its destined to be squashed by a tank i think, but now it starts again for sure you should have some fun first
where did you get that Jet Provost from ????, i would love so much to be able to visit your place to see all the things you have.
Exactly what I was thinking,where do you buy Jet Provosts from.
@@markhepworth It may have been a 'gate guard' from an old RAF base. ???
@@mattcartwright8272 Yep that’s a possibility,I’d love to own just a bit one! 😂
Poor will it start video, but that battery is mint 😂
That battery is going on the t-34 for good luck 🤣🤣
Just put the tines straight through it, it'll be a lot easier to flip over for the next snow day.
Didn’t want to get glass everywhere 🤣
Try a Clio sandwich with 2 tanks , or better still tug of war with Clio in middle.
What could possibly go wrong 😂
*No Renault Clio's were harmed in the production of this video*
Fucking LOLZ! BWHAHAHAHAHA!
Two Englishmen having a sled! Bang on job mates…
hope someday i can touch and feels snow like you
That is sheer class lads !!! ..........love it
oh dear - snow start for the Renault, maybe put air in the tire before starting?
maybe pour Petrol over the outside to pre warm car
maybe use the Foden to drag start
maybe give it a damn good John Cleese thrashing with a branch
where is 'Flatter Matt' when you need him and some cold start
cars never do what you want them to do with no-one inside them
no dogs were harmed in the making of this film, but Joe's pride was severely bullied
time to remove the car back to the public car park
i was just thinking about all your hard work cleaning whistling diesels Chieftain, and all the road dirt getting on it, and now this snow stuff all full of dirt, bet it needs another wash before boarding its luxury yatcht
At least it has a good battery
Im putting that on a tank for sure 🤣
Is there a plan to do anything with that old jet airplane?
It is nice to have some disposable income.
I forgot this is a £200,000 lambo 🤣
If its a diesel, swap the diesel for brake cleaner and see how long it lasts
Cold start the hilux!
Great battery 😂
only way to get a French car to work....
Perfect use for an MOT failed Renualt frankly!!!! Smash the S**t out of it!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Squash it with biggest Tank you've got, give a proper send off!!! 😁😁😁😁
Why do u have an aircraft in a field
Make it a convertible!
Mind you dont hit the Provost .
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Maby Make a buggy out of it or somethink like that
Nice French convertible
Can't believe you took a nice vehicle and turned it on its head and seriously damaged it. All it needed was a little repair and then it would be back on the road and if you didn't want it you could sell it to somebody and make a little money.
In German, Wenns dem Esel zu gut geht geht er auf´s Eis
Turn it in to a off road car
cut the top off (now you've broken it!) make it an open top sporty model :-)
That’s an idea
@@MrHewes Make sure the doors are shut first. Absolutely no prediscovered knowledge that leads me to say that at all…..
Oh and then use the roof as the sledge, and I’m now going to hide before someone puts 2 & 2 together about the Chevette roof that went missing out of a local Vauxhall dealers in similar weather some years ago….
Retreat, retreat…..
Where would this channel be without ted?
It wouldn’t exist
Far to good an end for a french car
Grading by windscreen.
It did a fine job
Not sure i understand what i've just watched :D
Lolllll. Chop the back off and drive around just on the front wheels
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cut the roof and back off and turn it into a pickup that won't start when you want it to
Next video tug of war !!
A £500 tank crush.
Running cars like this old clio are fetching £2k now. Madness
😎👍
Yes they do have diesel.
No it’s a well known fact that the French do not have diesel 🤷🏼♀️
cabriolet
drive over it with a Centurion
cut the roof off the clio
French don't have diesel 🫡
Starving kids in Africa could have eaten that non-running Renault Clio
Dam you right 🤣
Thrash it in the snow since it started
Well, since you obviously enjoyed wrecking it, why don't you run over it with one of the tanks. Of course leave the oil, battery and petrol in while you do it so it might just explode or catch fire and give you a real thrill!
That battery deserves better! 🥲
Infected by someone?