Still better than the kid texting his dad that someone's trying to break into the house. First time: Dad: "Ignore it." Second time: "Dad, he's back again." Dad: "Go kick his ass, lol."
Kids in Mr.Nightmare's story be like: "Yeah, this crazy person followed us back to our house, shit on the lawn, molested the garden gnome, and did cartwheels. We didn't tell our parents. My mom told us the next morning she thinks someone was standing over her bed while doing the 'Walk like an Egyptian' dance. We're just gonna let her think she's crazy and tell no one of our experience."
He’s never showed his face, never asked for likes or subscriptions, never pinned or favorited comments, never made a community post, only storytelling Edit: Thanks y’all for almost 2k likes
Dude this guy would have the worst life ever. You'd be expecting some phyco behind every corner. I wouldn't be able to function if all of these stories happened to me.
I jumped up onto the washing machine and crawled out through a window and now I’m running through the backyard and there was this big chain-Link fence and I thought “I have never climbed a fence that high before!” And then I woke up at home.
@@waohvinnyman7542 There is a big difference between "allegedly" real and the stories being actually real. Any dumb kid can make up a story, claim it's real and send it to Mr Nightmare.
No one: People in mr nightmare stories: “There was a guy pointing a ak47 at me at night, just went back to sleep, didn’t tell my parents tho” Edit: omg guys thanks for all the likes
First story:get better friends Second story:never tell parents of intruder Third story: best dad award Fourth story: hear noises in a creepy house/asylum explore it
Yep good advice, it is pretty creepy to hear but sometimes people would be like "well F I'm caught may as well try to do something" and then their location gets discovered
Things to keep in mind on Halloween: If your home, alone or with someone, keep all doors and windows locked. Check who’s outside first and foremost and have the police on speed dial, keep your lights and sound low and have fun. If your out, *never go anywhere alone* stay by lit houses, never go to dead ends, parks, or dark allies, keep your phone charged and safe. Always carry a flashlight. Stay sober. Have a fun Halloween
H M Trust me if they saw you they’d move towards you Not say I see you It’s a trap to make you scared and think I give up time to run But really they don’t know where you are so they say that to get you to free yourself in front of them
Story 3: "My dad joked that if he did it again to go outside and teach him a lesson" This is that joke from spongebob when they beat up old man jenkins 😭😭
If I was in a situation like that I would have said to the person chasing after me that if you don't leave me alone I will get my father here right away and he's an FBI agent. Even though that would be a lie because my father is dead and he actually never worked for law enforcement. My dad was a tough guy though he was the kind of guy that if you mess with him and his family then he becomes karma. I'm the same way a lot of times.
LOL the 1st story. So 1st off, your so called friends blatantly abandoned you after they got tired of searching of you in the cornfields, then when you call them and find out their location, you decide to NOT inform them of what just happened, and to instead follow them BY YOURSELF again after what just happened. Hell, you didn't even need to tell them what happened. You could've made up something, and told them to meet up with you, and if those morons were actually your damn friends, they would've met up with you, thus avoiding that second altercation.
remember that the guy did not know the person following him was not an actor and was trying to hurt him. that’s why he didn’t think too much of it and just informed the employees that the ‘actor’ was going a bit too far. the guy didn’t even think about it being someone else.
Whenever someone charges you, charge back. They never expect it and they usually stop in confusion. Yelling and kinda T-Posing helps as well. But if you know the person has a knife, run away. If they have a gun, as long as you are 15ft from them, this also works. If they are already aiming at you, nothing will really help.
@@ravitdayal5774 just memorize some Latin, say that, keep your fork that is on you at all times, then scream at the top of your lungs with the fork in front of you, and back away. Once far enough away, call the police
Me: Hey dad, there’s a creepy guy standing outside our house and yelling at me. What should I do? Dad: Just ignore it and he’ll go away. Me: Seriously? So...I shouldn’t call the cops or anything? Dad: Nope! As long as you leave him alone, he definitely won’t try to break in! {Seriously though, I don’t know who’s dumber in these stories: the adults or the kids.}
Crono Sapien it seems to be a recurring theme in these mr. nightmare videos. Almost every story features someone lacking common sense in the worst way.
Just came upon this channel recently and I can’t get enough of it! Never thought I would be binge “listening “ a TH-cam channel. I’m completely hooked!
ViciousOnTheTrack id take a gun. Almost all these situations in all the videos could be avoided and combated with a firearm. Not very many people will continue with a gun drawn on them and they won’t continue when they’re shot dead either.
@@justaninnocentpomegranate3702 kinda yeah considering in the park sometimes escapees hide in the trees and jump down to attack people. Doesn't happen all the time just sometimes
It amazes me how easy it is to get into someone's house. I know that sounds creepy but I watch a lot of ID and it always just boggles my mind that you can feel so safe and secure and people can still get in. *shiver*
hellookeeara He didn’t actually mention it! I get how you were confused. The back door isn’t even acknowledged until the very end when the guy says the intruder broke in through the back. He locked the front door originally after the creepy guy waved at him
Watching this at night, home alone, with my dog right next to me, in my living room looking out the window into the dark ass night. Thanks mr.nightmare
I was already dying laughing at how the comments mirrored my own thoughts until this one and I just about peed myself from laughing so damn hard. It's literally almost 1am and I couldn't breathe for laughing damn hard because I felt the same.
It’s a good day when Mr Nightmare posts 4 stories
Very good day
Couldnt have said it better myself
I got so scared I took a dump
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Oh, I was confused at first lol, yep it is
Abandoned house: *exists*
Stupid kids at Halloween: It's free real estate
Artist Assassin lol
Ok BoOmEr
@@pyro1436 I want to eat you with ketchup
CHICKEN NUGGETS I just ordered you from mc donalds
@Toasted Cloud and YOURE BREATHTAKING
“I’m reporting you!”
Lmaoo.. Also
“We tried looking for you but couldn’t so we gave up and went somewhere else.”
Wtfff?!
That’s how you know they were best friends not just friends
Those right there are "true" friends
The guy in the first story was so fucking stupid. It was as clear as day that something was off about the guy and he wasn’t an “paid actress”
``real friends``
Some friends, right?
First story : Chased by a stranger in a scarecrow costume... Friends be like yeah, we gave up looking for you. True friends.
Most likely fake friends.
Still better than the kid texting his dad that someone's trying to break into the house. First time: Dad: "Ignore it." Second time: "Dad, he's back again." Dad: "Go kick his ass, lol."
Kid: I'm gonna sue this place.
Creeper: go ahead, I don't work here.
Racer X ☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻
Racer X ☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻
Awww man
HA!
😂😂
Kid: “Dad, someone’s trying to break in.”
Dad: “Just ignore him”
Capital parenting dude.
Don't spoil the story
@@ballcheeese dont read the comments before watching
@@ballcheeese your an idiot
Everything Entertainment your right
If He TrY tO dO iT aGiAn Go AnD tEaCh HiM a LeSsOn!
LoL
Mr nightmare's son: Hey dad can you tell me a bedtime story.
Mr nightmare: I'm about to end this mans childhood.
Suly Malone uh oh.... SCARY
This boy said "I'm bout to end *this man's childhood* makes so much sense
@KommitSueAside woah
Good one
@KommitSueAside you litteraly play roblox and you leanrned this MUCH?!
That first dude was literally being murdered and all he could think was
"This actor is mean."
Israel Carmona AHAHAHA
But he hurt his wrist tho....lol
@@luisnieto3236 hehe~ silly~ :)
Lol
That’s probably what let him think straight
Kids in Mr.Nightmare's story be like:
"Yeah, this crazy person followed us back to our house, shit on the lawn, molested the garden gnome, and did cartwheels. We didn't tell our parents. My mom told us the next morning she thinks someone was standing over her bed while doing the 'Walk like an Egyptian' dance. We're just gonna let her think she's crazy and tell no one of our experience."
Patch Work the visual I just got has me in tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmfao
Lol 😂😂😂
My Halloween every year
Lol😂🤣
He’s never showed his face, never asked for likes or subscriptions, never pinned or favorited comments, never made a community post, only storytelling
Edit: Thanks y’all for almost 2k likes
YeetMaster42069 the hero we didn’t deserve, but we needed.
YeetMaster42069 okay but there’s 4 ad breaks in this video and each ad break has double ads
kashoot me please i didn’t get any ads actually but i usually do
@@kashootmeplease9327 They're there to nicely show you when the next story starts.
the hero TH-cam needed for awhile
Kids be like: "Holy shit, someone could be trying to break in and kidnap or murder me.. Better just go to sleep and not tell my parents"
Maaadio ikr 😂😂
Maaadio I know. Kids aren’t the smartest people ever but I’m pretty sure they would call the cops and their parents.
Your profile picture makes your comment a whole lot funnier 😂😂😂
😭
Yeah these kids were dumb as hell... Probably best to let natural selection take its course. :)
“He said they tried finding me and that they gave up...”
Yeah you need to find yourself some new friends. Who just gives up on searching for you lol.
Mario that’s exactly what I said 😂
ikr
Yep
my friends 😔🤟🏻
My brother does
"Dad theres a killer clown in my house and hes holding me for ransom, please help"
*just ignore it*
Carolyn Sithong LMAOOOO 😂
It’s not 2016
Be a man son! didn't mulan teach you anything? you must be swift as the coursing river.
@@anthonylesley982 yeah it is
I'm freaking Dead 💀💀💀
kids in horror stories: aight so last night I got drugged and now I'm missing my kidneys but I was asleep and couldn't be bothered telling my parents
Lmao
Charlie the unicorn: Oohh god what happened....AGH THEY TOOK MY FRIGGIN KIDNEY
I heard pump up kicks as I was sleeping but I didn’t tell anyone till now 😱
kids tell their parents, dude.
Anime TV wow
“We all ran in different directions”
I imagine some kid screaming “SCATTER!!!”
😂😂😂
All right gang we need to split up to look for clues
Horror movie logic
"It was like that scene in Ratatouille-"
@@nikthasus3309 lmao yess
Am I the only person who puts these on before bed
Ryan Clemenhagen *SAME*
I do to make them more creepy, than I’m suddenly more cautious of my surroundings😅
Same
No I do this shit every single night
Ryan Clemenhagen no cuz every other comment is about someone putting this on as there Lullaby
I can’t believe I use to think all these stories happened to him.😂
Pretty traumatizing life if he did.
I thought that too 😂
Dude this guy would have the worst life ever. You'd be expecting some phyco behind every corner. I wouldn't be able to function if all of these stories happened to me.
Me 2 lmaooo
OldSugandeseMan that would be the most insane life in history lmao
3rd story:
Dad: “those Kit Kat’s better be gone son”
Son: “well damn free Kit Kat’s don’t mind if I do”
U right
Exactly
Paradise to me lol
The dad is fucking dumb.
I would have left the door locked and ate all of the Kit Kats myself over the next few days. Dad would have never been the wiser. 😺😎
"We only told a few close friends about this" - tells the world
Marc4360, he clearly said that that was like 4 yrs ago!!
Someone said my name
🤣🤣🤣
Anonymously
Marc4360 : hheeearrrt, wheremy babies, wheremybabies, WHEREMYBABIES G O N E
“idk why but my dad takes halloween seriously” i am your dad
Omg your username is killing me!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Can’t believe someone would use that!
Omg read this at the exact time he said it lol thank you for that
"we all ran in different directions"
it was like that scene in ratatouille
Or Scooby Doo
John Mulaney reference?
Neon Wafflez huh? he’s talking about the first story and also about the movie
@@menace2g296 Its also a John Mulany reference. Thats one of his jokes.
I jumped up onto the washing machine and crawled out through a window and now I’m running through the backyard and there was this big chain-Link fence and I thought “I have never climbed a fence that high before!” And then I woke up at home.
Me home alone: *sneezes*
Somewhere from inside my house: "bless you"
Me: *spooky time stops*
Me: Aw Thank y-......GET THE FUCK OUT!!
Haha I'm that kind of person who would say thank you 😆
lmao i would answer saying thank you 😂
The history Army! That was a funny comment
Put your house in rice
Halloween doesn’t officially start till mr nightmare uploads a halloween special
Halloween started on the night you played Bayern
Ed Kelly More like when you played Cheltenham
👏🙌🎃
Kian it’s only got better since then
"he expected them to be empty by the end of the night"
Meanwhile my dad is hoping there is left over reeses peanut butter cups.
Every subscriber makes me and my family happy 😁
Me
Jack meeeee aha
Not me
Me!
Jack , me
it’s kinda cool when people say what year and month the story took place cause then i can imagine where i was around when it was happening
I do this too
These are all fake stories
Aman Real*
I do the same thing lol
@@waohvinnyman7542 There is a big difference between "allegedly" real and the stories being actually real. Any dumb kid can make up a story, claim it's real and send it to Mr Nightmare.
Whenever Mr Nightmare uploads it’s like a mini Christmas for me
Strug Gergo it’s my birthday so it’s a birthday gift for me🤩
🍑💨🖕😱👻
ThatGuyRaikirii Happy Birthday!
I’m sayin
I agree
Let us just appreciate that Mr Nightmare never asks to subscribe and just gets straight to the point.
No one:
People in mr nightmare stories: “There was a guy pointing a ak47 at me at night, just went back to sleep, didn’t tell my parents tho”
Edit: omg guys thanks for all the likes
Famous75 Gaming lol
Oooof
XDDDDDDDThis made my day.
Famous75 Gaming honestly 😂that bothers me so much
y bro u mad bro ok bro I eat bro no u bro I fly to the moon bro I’m at moon bro u see me bro ok I go bro I’m at the sun bro
Love how the first guy is all “Karen” about being assaulted.
Later on:
“Someone, as if I couldn’t guess who, was in the house.” (I chuckled)
*is being chased by someone who obviously isn't an actor*
"i wAnT tO sEE thE mANaGeR!!"
Meru Meru “I’m suing!”
As soon as you hear I wAnT tO sEe yoUr mAnaGeR! That screams Karen
If I got attacked like that I’d wanna talk to a manager too. Maybe it’s an employee who needs to be fired maybe it’s someone who shouldn’t be there
1st story: That shit is the beginning of some slasher movie
daAmazin FatB0y ya that kids a fucking pussy
daAmazin FatB0y like the movie Hellfest.
Then you get an ad congratulating you for getting engaged! 😂😂😂
Andrew Fraser seriously? a pussy? god you’re stupid
Hell fest
Story 1: "I have never been to a haunted attraction since."
Ad Congratulations you just got engaged!
😂😂😂😂
Way to change the mood.
XD
Check me out thanks
He could read a pancake recipe and I would piss myself.
D-Ray 💀
A lot of it is also the sound effects to be honest
Ghost_assassinz 1 yeh
💀💀💀💀💀
Lmaooo💀💀💀 i agree!
Who else noticed he’d changed his logo
Nah rly wowwwwww thats crayyyyzyyy
Wtf never noticed
Me 😁
Holy shit
🍑💨😱👻
"I had to finish the maze by myself."
Maize: 🌽👁️🌽👁️🌽
🌽 🌽🌽🎃🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽👁🌽👁🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🎃🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽👄🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🎃🎃🌽🌽
I see you everywhere on mr. nightmares channel
Alycornz 🌽🌽🌽😰🌽🌽🌽😳🌽🌽🌽🤔🌽🌽🌽😏🌽🌽🌽
Lucy Wonders 😂😂😂
@@cheeckypeach5965 Really? Dang, I didn't know I commented that much lol
First story:get better friends
Second story:never tell parents of intruder
Third story: best dad award
Fourth story: hear noises in a creepy house/asylum explore it
the first story, this dudes friends gave up and left without him💀💀
User02 • ikr i was like "wow thanks friends"
That dude needs get better friends.
@@williamalldredge9569 I would slap my friends if they ever left me in a corn maze
*I can't remember the last time Mr. Nightmare changed his profile picture...*
Sword Man same it’s been like this forever when me and my friend listened to this every day on the bus in 6 grade so that’s at least 3 years
Sword Man June 25 2015
When did he ever change it
"I'm gonna sue this whole place!" I started rooting for the villain at that point
That sounds like a Karen move
He even asked for the manager 😂
Lmaooo he did ask for the manager😭
Shawn Cates thought he said “I’m gonna sue the police” for a fat minute
MY DADS A LAWYER OK
The boy in Story 1 could've just called his friends to ask them where they are since he had his phone with him lol.
?
@@roasterg992?
@@youreonyourownkid1989 ?
@@roasterg992?
@@youreonyourownkid1989 So you single lol
Remember kids: if you are hiding from someone, don't respond if they say "I can see you."
Yep good advice, it is pretty creepy to hear but sometimes people would be like "well F I'm caught may as well try to do something" and then their location gets discovered
"Well, no shit but i can see you too mah dude"
"No you fucking cant?"
Me: no you don’t
I see you too or you're in my sights bitch boi
My day is now 100% better because of this upload. Who else agrees?
Me
Caleb Albaugh me too!
Things to keep in mind on Halloween:
If your home, alone or with someone, keep all doors and windows locked. Check who’s outside first and foremost and have the police on speed dial, keep your lights and sound low and have fun.
If your out, *never go anywhere alone* stay by lit houses, never go to dead ends, parks, or dark allies, keep your phone charged and safe. Always carry a flashlight. Stay sober.
Have a fun Halloween
You forgot the tip of carrying your concealed weapon on you at all times.
Anthony Smith 😂 welcome to america
Justus Shown the school shootings *this is america*
But it's Halloween. We're _supposed_ to be kidnapped and murdered! Lol
So only do this on Halloween? Not on any other holiday
12:18
Story: The man said into the basement "I can see you"
Me: *heart skips a beat and I literally gag* Oh shit. No!
I like how the guy in the third story doesn’t sound scared, just inconvenienced. lol
Tom Gillette I was thinking when the guy in the basement said I see you
Don’t move it’s a trap he can’t see you it’s just a trap to male you get out
H M Trust me if they saw you they’d move towards you
Not say I see you
It’s a trap to make you scared and think I give up time to run
But really they don’t know where you are so they say that to get you to free yourself in front of them
Them: Hears noise inside an abandoned house supposed to be empty
Also them: wE DeCiDeD tO cHeCk It OuT
Welshie this is literally what I thought but in text form
*”Let’s split up, gang!”*
I’m welsh haha
Welshie we just need 600 more likes on this and it will be 666 lol
Scooby do yall
No one:
People in mr nightmare’s stories: the guy shot me so I ate the candies and then slept
p e r h a p s me too😂😂
p e r h a p s Omg same It took me an eternity to see “candies”
P E R H A P S
Perhaps...
Lol
Story 3: "My dad joked that if he did it again to go outside and teach him a lesson"
This is that joke from spongebob when they beat up old man jenkins 😭😭
NO, NOT FRICKEN OLD MAN JENKINS, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
“How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man??”
“Ah lovely young people”
Who else just notice mr nightmare profile pic. He keeping it festive lol
Mr. Spookmare
Oh he did I literally just noticed it.
i did
I just went up and looked at it.✌
Am I the only one that was dying laughing in the first story cuz the dude went Karen mode
I'm gonna sue these guys! You know who my daddy is ?!? would be the rest
I was waiting for. My dad wears penny loafers!
It’s funny as you say that a tick tock add popped up saying “ when was the last time you laughed so hard you cried”
If I was in a situation like that I would have said to the person chasing after me that if you don't leave me alone I will get my father here right away and he's an FBI agent. Even though that would be a lie because my father is dead and he actually never worked for law enforcement. My dad was a tough guy though he was the kind of guy that if you mess with him and his family then he becomes karma. I'm the same way a lot of times.
@@MattWolfe1019 weird flex but ok
I mean, he was being attacked. Pretty sure he had every reason to be mad.
TH-cam: Mr Nightmare has uploaded
Me: *plays it immediately then goes on a Mr Nightmare binge watch.
P.S. Nice new logo, Mr Nightmare.
'My dad takes Halloween really seriously. I don't know why.'
Meanwhile dad is secretly a werewolf and wizard.
*the power goes out*
me: oh hell naw
I hate that
Bravo 6 going dark
@@matthew_natividad you have earned my sub
(and it's someone come to murder you)
Same i’d probably scream so loud they’d find me immediately
Just goes to prove that the scariest beings you'll ever encounter are other humans.
Exactly what I was thinking boi
I don’t know man crocodiles are pretty scary
@CarnelJr Faulkner depending on where you live you might see only crocodiles and no humans
@@AngelSanchez-fr4my hey man the crocodiles are coming to get you Hoohoohahahaahaa 😈😈👹👹😜😜🖕🖕🖕🖕
Introverts (inculding me) be like:
Who else is here before he deletes it and re-uploads it
That would include mr
Me
Lol
Paulo Cuevas yeah why does he do that?
Paulo Cuevas MEEE LMAOOO😂😂😂😂😂
Is no one gonna point out the fact that each ad separates each story....
Pokecraftpower 101 he does that on purpose
I.......never......ever.....ever.......evvvvvvveeeeerrrrrrr.....get ads
I had 2 ads at the beginning of the vid and 1 at the end
Ads wake me up if I'm asleep esp with headphones on. Annoying to have to hit skip as I'm relaxing almost asleep
literally almost everyone does
Me: Ahhh, 16 long minutes of listening to Mr. Nightmare.
*Sits back* *sips tea*
I sip a beer
sipping tea listening to mr nightmare with rain hitting the window life doesent get much better.
*Intruder breaks in and almost kills you. now you have a story to submit to mr.nighmare*
@@thatcrazydaisey3437 I'll break in so u can have a story
@@oznvn6240 awe! That's such a kind thing! Thank you so much!! That would be an amazing story!
"Ignore it. It will go away."
Father of the year
Some decades later.
My kid(s) don't visit me anymore, despite me having done them no wrong. Woe is me.
This dude can make a horror movie and it would make millions
Cryptids and Creepies theyre just tryna promote themselves ik it seems creepy and odd lmao
Petition for it to happen
@@RezTKF LMFAO bruh "you seem to like scary content. Do you like scary content?"
True that
NO, he can make TRILLIONS xD
This should be a made into a netflix series! :)
You want a know a really scary story: having 3 dogs who bark at every noise outside during trick or treat time at Halloween.
Facts
Holy crap my dog does this every year!!!
I have 4 and they're all big dogs
TLDR
1st story: that dumb friend who has no common sense
Garth Brookes I was waiting to hear if he got stabbed while still thinking it was an actor😂
That guy in black sure was adamant about charging at that one person.
🤣 yeah, like, "this paid actor sure is persistent "
I feel that 😂
Slow asf
Hears a thump upstairs*
“Let’s go up!”
@@Tomnest Don't forget the spare mag. Pew pew! 😄
@@bassblaster162 dont forget my chainsaw
Seems about white
Only way I would go up if I had my Stub Remington 12 gauge
@@sargentdoggo297 Shit.. why even go up?
No one:
People in mr.nightmare stories:Oh my god this man grabbed my arm I'll yell that I'm going to call the cops but just not do it
it’s called a threat so they run away
@@phonixmsp382 yeah but who doesn’t call the police when the person clearly had intentions of hurting you or worse???
these story’s make my anxiety go 📈📈📈📈 but I’m addicted soooo
Lol same
I hear these stories and I say to myself "why do none of these people ever fight back or know how to?"
LOL the 1st story. So 1st off, your so called friends blatantly abandoned you after they got tired of searching of you in the cornfields, then when you call them and find out their location, you decide to NOT inform them of what just happened, and to instead follow them BY YOURSELF again after what just happened. Hell, you didn't even need to tell them what happened. You could've made up something, and told them to meet up with you, and if those morons were actually your damn friends, they would've met up with you, thus avoiding that second altercation.
Honestly it sounds like a creepypasta horror movie type story. I mean the person did everything a person in horror movie would do
If it was a male he's a pussy, why not just fist fight the guy lol...scared little twat
Either these stories are fake, or these things only happen to really stupid people.
remember that the guy did not know the person following him was not an actor and was trying to hurt him. that’s why he didn’t think too much of it and just informed the employees that the ‘actor’ was going a bit too far. the guy didn’t even think about it being someone else.
i genuinely doubt most of these stories are real
A cornfield maze should’ve been called a “Maize Maze”
That's some David Spade level of bad joke.
chupa ka oten?
David Spade? Low blow, bro... or sis... or whatever you identify as
@@altounedited3 I'm a guy
Yess
"Who else is scrolling down" the comments, so they dont get scared
No....yes
Nah just doing it cause I want to see these funny comments
Me bish
Whenever someone charges you, charge back. They never expect it and they usually stop in confusion. Yelling and kinda T-Posing helps as well. But if you know the person has a knife, run away. If they have a gun, as long as you are 15ft from them, this also works. If they are already aiming at you, nothing will really help.
XD
cool af
Start saying Gibberish spells and tell "Satan will rise" after every gibberish.
Pick up your nearest plate and flick it at them,
@@ravitdayal5774 just memorize some Latin, say that, keep your fork that is on you at all times, then scream at the top of your lungs with the fork in front of you, and back away. Once far enough away, call the police
Me: finally i can sleep
Mr nightmare: Uploads
Me: Nevermind.
Me: Hey dad, there’s a creepy guy standing outside our house and yelling at me. What should I do?
Dad: Just ignore it and he’ll go away.
Me: Seriously? So...I shouldn’t call the cops or anything?
Dad: Nope! As long as you leave him alone, he definitely won’t try to break in!
{Seriously though, I don’t know who’s dumber in these stories: the adults or the kids.}
The dad is a massive idiot
Crono Sapien both
Crono Sapien that’s why I don’t believe some of these stories... is it possible people are that stupid..?
@@scottyp2505 Yep. Obviously fake story. No dad in real life would ever say that.
Crono Sapien it seems to be a recurring theme in these mr. nightmare videos. Almost every story features someone lacking common sense in the worst way.
Just came upon this channel recently and I can’t get enough of it! Never thought I would be binge “listening “ a TH-cam channel. I’m completely hooked!
“I went into the basement where there’s no windows”
WHAT WHY
So that there is only one way they could get in.
He said that so little kids that are watching this understand.
No
I mean there shouldn’t be windows in a true basement since it’s underground. Be kinda stupid to have a window that looks right at dirt.
@@spookydog9163 😂😂😂
Honestly this is perfect for doing hw. Usually a video or song would distract me but I was actually focused. Life is confusing me.
Guess I won't be sleeping again also I'm liking your pfp Mr.Nightmare
FreddyE dude how does this make u not able to sleep
Zenitsu from demon slayer good anime
@@jedden7096 Zenitsu?
Tomioka I meant lol :)
This is why having a big dog is useful for these situations
ViciousOnTheTrack id take a gun. Almost all these situations in all the videos could be avoided and combated with a firearm. Not very many people will continue with a gun drawn on them and they won’t continue when they’re shot dead either.
@@spookydog9163 like the third story
"I see you"
"Yeah, but do you see what I'm holding?"
"Why do people make long videos just to get money."
Sits back in bed
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I'm at college and we just got an alert that someone at the psych ward across the street escaped so this is fitting
Myra Fehling oof dude stay safe!
Wait for real? That's creepy
What school?
@@icywolf8177 we good the police found the guy
@@justaninnocentpomegranate3702 kinda yeah considering in the park sometimes escapees hide in the trees and jump down to attack people. Doesn't happen all the time just sometimes
“I guess I’ll name my friends now”. Shouldn’t their parents have done that a long time ago?
HAAHAAAHAHAAA FUNNY JOKE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
You should tell stories of when pets knew something was going on.
8:10 The fact that transition was instant and silent, it actually scared me more lol
Draca true tf
Im not satisfied as to how the first story ended.
my mom no kiddin
@my mom hey mom what are you doing here
my mom All the more reason for the ending not to have been ass
@my mom Yeah it was fake like the PAID ACTOR.
It was 😎
Never clicked on a video faster in my life
It amazes me how easy it is to get into someone's house. I know that sounds creepy but I watch a lot of ID and it always just boggles my mind that you can feel so safe and secure and people can still get in. *shiver*
Oh yeah, spooktober time with mr nightmare.
“I slammed the door in his face and locked it”
Also: I stupidly forgot to lock the door.
WHAT?
hellookeeara He shut the front door and locked in. The back door was separate and unlocked
Boop lmao funny you had to explain it
TeJay Smith I know lol
Boop did he mention the back door was unlocked or did he just say that he left the door unlocked? I’m sorry, If he did❤️
hellookeeara He didn’t actually mention it! I get how you were confused. The back door isn’t even acknowledged until the very end when the guy says the intruder broke in through the back. He locked the front door originally after the creepy guy waved at him
I clicked quick so i could listen before it gets deleted
Honestly
You're sweet
This actually passes my time
Mr Nightmare posts new video
Ah shit here we go again
Cuss words uh oh SCARY
Extresion uh oh stinky
@Carl BB shut up oh yeah clan
Watching this at night, home alone, with my dog right next to me, in my living room looking out the window into the dark ass night. Thanks mr.nightmare
I was already dying laughing at how the comments mirrored my own thoughts until this one and I just about peed myself from laughing so damn hard. It's literally almost 1am and I couldn't breathe for laughing damn hard because I felt the same.
Here’s a story
I cut my finger from carving pumpkins
Ouch
Oh the Horror!!
oH nO
Soo scaryy😬😬😬
I shit my pants this is so scary
the story “ we only told a couple of close friends “
an ad: THIS IS MY JOURNEY FROM BEING A BAD SINGER UHHOO TO-
The only way to watch these is with headphones on waiting for someone to knock on your door so you crap yourself.
Ouu his profile pic changed. Love it
"Her house was disgusting..." They still wait for what she's going to bring. 😂
Kids are stupid. Usually due to stupid parents
I love listening to your vids while I do my online school
Sitting behind the tree when all the sudden I hear my phone ring
Haha, I'm in danger
My day just got even better!
Who likes the new logo of Mr.Nightmare,because I do!
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Me
Me
How come a like beggar gets likes but I don’t or any other good comment?
It fits the season really well
Who believes that ghosts are real?
Anyone here after the most recent October stories, and it mentioned this corn maze again?