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Kids, the reason why he is hours ago is because he made the video private before making it public. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk. And also Patreon, but thats irrelevant
@@demonwolfsunefurrygreyjedi I would recommend not playing the game. Its boring, its pay 2 win (You can speed things up which is unfair to other players), it leeches money from you, and 128 players is a scam. Even if it reached 120+ players in a session, by day 3-4 there'll only be about 3-5 active players left, and by the end of the game only 2-3 people will remain.
@@derrickstorm6976 it is just from past experience that this is funny. Because when this happens, you know that in most cases, you're dead and you just laugh at it
Imagine Snazzy at the Hague on trial for war crimes. Judge: Its against the Geneva Convention to shoot at an enemy parachutist with a Flak Cannon. Snazzy: Bruh, i was tryna hit the plane behind him, the fool just got in my way! Judge turns to pilot: Will you please stop body-blocking your vehicle?
Different tanks though. That AA truck might be more about discouraging planes to come your way by turning too much of the air into lead, not by actually hitting anything.
8:42 -Sir,we run out off AA guns and enemy bombers are on the way -Didn't we have a bunch of cars with AT guns deployed not so long ago? -Yea, but they don't have nearly enough of elevation angles to serve as AA -I have an idea...
Wow, that’s the map where I defended myself in a Lee against three much smaller and faster tanks while calling for help the entire time. And by the time help arrived, I had killed all of them and a couple of their respawns.
Thanks for this video! The weather here was shit this morning. The moment it went live it started to get sunny and now it's gonna stay that way all day!
8:57 I have taken to saying this same phrase to enemy Italian ships when I get into position to shoot them in World of Warships. Sometimes I get the kill, sometimes it goes very much like it did for Nordern's friend (Sean I think it was but I'm not certain)
Three, going on four days of insane retail work, and you upload just in time to give me a laugh to get through the day. You have my thanks, my Viking friend.
Nah the buildings he shot through have been shoot throughable for years. Same with some of the buildings in Alaska. Not sandstone buildings are still good cover other than aforementioned Alaskan skyscrapers.
@@kevinl2482 Dont be smug and defend lazy programming. If thats the case, those building should IMPLODE when a shell so much as a 2mm bullet does so much as GRAZE a single shingle. Either theyre physical barriers, viable for all cover tyoes, or theyre just decoration you turn on or off for asthetics, not PHYSICALLY there, thus able to be shot through. also if you cant see, you shouldnt shoot even Nordern openly ADMITS his kill there was 110% completely cheated.
8:40 Nordern: Uhm... I am mounting a pole. What the actual f*ck?! Seanpie: Bloody hell, did you ask first? 4:00 What the? DS! YOU COMMITTED A WARCRIME! THAT WAS SOMEBODY'S CHILD! DS: *IM GERMAN OK?!* 10:24 Nordern: *I like ya cut G!*
Loved the video @Nordern! Can't wait for the next video man! I for one would like to see Conflict of Nations come to the Channel as like a Supplement to War Thunder and ArmA 3. I guess the closest we could get would be "ICBM" or "Wargame: Red Dragon".
Reminds me of Hearts of Iron 4 game. Strategic game from WW2. Usually, playing for my country is really F-ed up, since we were pretty much the first casulty of the war. All allies abandoned us, we were to stand against Germany on our own and should we actually fight, we would be the bad guys, since we'd be violating international treaty that was signed by our allies without our consent. Or without our participation to be honest. Well... one gameplay, I decided to remedy that with some little ingame exploits and few mods. So come 1938, Munich diktat was signed. Czechoslovakia decided to fight the Third Reich with all we had. Hitler attacked our little country to take it by force. Imagine the surprise on faces of germans when nuclear bombs rained in dozens. Luftwaffe was ripped apart by modern jetfighters and AA missile systems. T-10 Armata tanks rolled out of Czechoslovakian borders followed by rocket mobile artilleries, infantry equipped with modern weapons and armors. Under cover of jet fighters and stratobombers, my men conquered entire Third Reich in just few months. Needless to say... Czechoslovakia ended up controlling entire Europe and Africa after just 3 years of war. That was one hell of a playthough. XD
Pretty smooth transition to the sponsor. I have played CoN for about a year now, starting last August. Its pretty fun but kinda slow paced. Also it is 100% pay to win. you can win without buying gold, like I do, but it is hard against people who just buy gold 24/7.
You know what would be funny. If They all got into the same tank and just sat in a long road so when an enemy turns the corner there would be like for example 4 ISU-152
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Kids, the reason why he is hours ago is because he made the video private before making it public. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.
And also Patreon, but thats irrelevant
Um, Nordern? What's the possibility you would nuke someone who's new or hasn't played it before
@@demonwolfsunefurrygreyjedi I would recommend not playing the game. Its boring, its pay 2 win (You can speed things up which is unfair to other players), it leeches money from you, and 128 players is a scam. Even if it reached 120+ players in a session, by day 3-4 there'll only be about 3-5 active players left, and by the end of the game only 2-3 people will remain.
Look Ma i made it in a Add
@@owo1744 Luckly there are games that disable gold, woosh
it is always amazing how bad you are against planes when playing AA, but the moment you yolo it in a tank it works just fine
He's master at single fire but when it comes to Full Auto he is a StormTrooper
Imperial Stormtrooper sniper school.
Ya ...welp
@@kuhakuhadel4114 you mean storm trooper
@@thorthedanishviking8598 yeah
That bomb bouncing of Nordern's plane is the best
he got poiunts for that aswell
Bonk
Didn’t even know that could happen
Your sense of humor must be really bad it that was the funniest part to you
@@derrickstorm6976 it is just from past experience that this is funny. Because when this happens, you know that in most cases, you're dead and you just laugh at it
Live chat: *having fun*
Snazzy realises he can ban people
Live chat: *chats per second halves*
@Ash_Nightcore :3 nah everyone was just memeing in chat
Nordern said snazzy could but he didn’t know how to unban
@Ash_Nightcore :3 6:02 look at chat replay.
10:24 Nordern basically said to that Spitfire "I like ya cut, G." before decimating the back of it's head.
Well, more like the wing but let's not get myself the title of "fun at parties" just yet.
@@dutch24 Eeeh I just generalised but yer fine, good sir or madam, don't worry about it. :P
Regardless, Nordern skill good, plane flying over the battlefield at stall speed bad!
He bitchslapped that plane hard
How many times are the words “Daddy” and “UWU” used in your streams?!?
yes
@@Nordern quite a lot then, I'm guessing 😂
@@leodavis4242 Yeah I did it during the premiere of the video on Snazzy
Too many.
Even if it was only once.
@@enigmaodell6806 even once should be a one way trip to the firing squad
Imagine Snazzy at the Hague on trial for war crimes.
Judge: Its against the Geneva Convention to shoot at an enemy parachutist with a Flak Cannon.
Snazzy: Bruh, i was tryna hit the plane behind him, the fool just got in my way!
Judge turns to pilot: Will you please stop body-blocking your vehicle?
I see you watch Russian Badger as well
Russian badger style?
@@shadow1181 no, war crimes Style
Hello fellow badger fans
@@assassinsking5653 well hello there
Nordan: "I couldn't hit the broadside of a barn if I were inside the barn."
Also Nordan: snipes a plane out of the air with a tank round.
Different tanks though. That AA truck might be more about discouraging planes to come your way by turning too much of the air into lead, not by actually hitting anything.
this vid simplefied: don't be slow, don't be scared of your own shadow, apriciate your own body and the body from others and blow out the fire in time
4:05 the fact that you've killed a serb and talking about warcrimes makes it even more funny :)
Norden:"We're good"
ME262:*Drop bomb on Norden*
Norden:"Oh no"
This was a fun episode. (You really should get those restraining orders, Nordern)
8:42
-Sir,we run out off AA guns and enemy bombers are on the way
-Didn't we have a bunch of cars with AT guns deployed not so long ago?
-Yea, but they don't have nearly enough of elevation angles to serve as AA
-I have an idea...
“imagine if Jesus was into BDSM?” words i never heard before but i wish i didn’t know
Why wouldn't he be into Bible discussion and study meetings?
Nice pfp (I'm being serious)
@@Shay-li3zv or maybe he meant book drawing super mario
I mean, what if he is actually into BDSM and getting nailed on the cross actually him taking it too far?
I remember wondering how Monster got her name, but the sheer glee in her "bright light!" as the nuke went off answers that question.
06:44 Glad to know I'm not the only one seeing tanks popping in.
The game was so amazed by Nordern bombing himself mid-air, that it counted as a hit with reward xD
_Do your moobs hang low?_
_Do they wobble to and fro?_
*I’m dead with laughter* 7:40
"am german ok? "best reply ever
Nordern, monster & moti. Are the A team for quality content. Everyone else tries way too hard to force humor. Keep up the great content nordern
Thanks Joshywoshy, i greatly appriciate it ❤
@@Nordern no one has called me that since my sister. She had a nice funeral.
@@joshuagriffiths92 O_O
@@joshuagriffiths92 Holy _Shit._
@@joshuagriffiths92 o h m y
6:30 the strong french? accent in american got me ascending, the hatred in his voice is too funny to me lmao
Dhe door slam was perfectly timed when tortoise hit monsters armored car xD
In the most British voice possible “Bloody ‘ell! Did you ask first?!”
He's so British it sometimes hurt
Even though he lives in the Netherlands
Wow, that’s the map where I defended myself in a Lee against three much smaller and faster tanks while calling for help the entire time. And by the time help arrived, I had killed all of them and a couple of their respawns.
Nordern being a naval gun
Me: damn, so that’s how the battle of drøbak sund happened
First person to name it properly!
Thanks for this video! The weather here was shit this morning. The moment it went live it started to get sunny and now it's gonna stay that way all day!
8:57 I have taken to saying this same phrase to enemy Italian ships when I get into position to shoot them in World of Warships. Sometimes I get the kill, sometimes it goes very much like it did for Nordern's friend (Sean I think it was but I'm not certain)
6:15 Oscarborg Fortress gun, sinking the Blücher during the Battle of Drøbak sound
*Drøbak Strait
It's a common translation error
0:52 the moth in my room when I turn on the light.
laughed my ass off again
at 1:32 , when Nordern said he was gonna be the "terror of the seas"... am i the only one that started thinking abt the song "Bismarck" from sabaton?
ah yes, the terror of the seas the Bismarck and the kriegsmarine
"That big chungus" got me very good
Well moti got nuked before he got shot.
these videos are whats keeping me “sane” in college. Absolutely loving the vids man!
Snazzy and Monster have fantastic chemistry and it is exquisite to witness
Love these people playing together, it’s perfection
I would definitely consider that he’s moved from Diet Womble to Womble: Zero Sugar
I wonder how it's going to be like when we get Mexican Womble.
DS has become alot more... 1940's German than he once was
Three, going on four days of insane retail work, and you upload just in time to give me a laugh to get through the day. You have my thanks, my Viking friend.
Pretty hilarious with Nordern pretending to be a naval cannon, given Norways history back in world war 2.
i honestly always love seeing more war thunder antics from you nordern they are hilarious
I’m just happy monster got the nuke which considering their antics is very impressive
Was eating cereal around 5:05-5:15 and spat a good portion of milk outta my face at that whole bit and a half
3:44 i dont know why but the way you said that with this face and the editing it was a adorable moment^^
Fr your laughs combined sound like the bad guys in a movie laughing at some evil plan 🤣
"I have become speed" and here comes POWER to show you how it's done
That scene from 06:20 gets me every time 😂😂 I had that situation so many times with my friends 😂😂
Bismarck in Motion! The terror of the sea!
Just wanna say that your group is one of the three that got me into War Thunder! Looking forward to more laughs!
"DS, you committed a war crime! That was somebody's child; they had a family!"
"I know. _They're next."_
2:33 Okay whoever said “nice bush” is a legend! 🤣
(6:59) - Without context, it sounds like he's being tickled. *XD*
7:56 “Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?” 😂
Me: Pop smoke in my panther after getting a kill.
An enemy sherman:
*Aggressive .50 cal noises*
I'm going to hell with this thumbnail kekw
The „GETROFFEN“ at 5:21 makes it just better
yrah, buildings have been COMPLETLY removed as viable cover.
Even rocks cant save you from bombs anymore
GAIJIN YOU SWORE TO NOT MAKE THIS LIJE WOT!!!
Nah the buildings he shot through have been shoot throughable for years. Same with some of the buildings in Alaska. Not sandstone buildings are still good cover other than aforementioned Alaskan skyscrapers.
@@kevinl2482 doesnt matter, should render as unpennable objects for tank shells and bombs.
Fucking LAZY BUMS are all gaijin are. Utterly inexscusable.
@@jameskarg3240 Ah yes, sandstone is going stop 88mm AP, my bad. If anything, all buildings should be pennable if we're going to be realistic.
@@kevinl2482 Dont be smug and defend lazy programming.
If thats the case, those building should IMPLODE when a shell so much as a 2mm bullet does so much as GRAZE a single shingle.
Either theyre physical barriers, viable for all cover tyoes, or theyre just decoration you turn on or off for asthetics, not PHYSICALLY there, thus able to be shot through.
also if you cant see, you shouldnt shoot
even Nordern openly ADMITS his kill there was 110% completely cheated.
@@jameskarg3240 Mind if use some of your salt on my food, you don't really need it all do you?
Nordern: What do you call an older man with a lot of money that wants to control you?
Me: The US president?
The nuke on night maps is even better as it’s like someone summoned a SUN! to end the match.
Nice bush! :D
BRIGHT LIGHT BRIGHT LIGHT wow the manic sound of it XD
At this point monster is throwing herself at nordern
1:30 there should be a “Conflict of Nations Antics” series.
there might be, once i get to go through the video
@@Nordern whatcha mean?
@@comentnine1574 Probably has the footage but hasn't edited it yet (editing takes a lot longer than getting the footage does).
@@44R0Ndin I see.
@@Nordernoh YES, THANK YOU
Beautiful chorus of cackles
2:33 nice cupolas
0:43 here comes the sun dudududu
I really would not be surprised if the next nuke to be dropped would be called "Big Chungus".
2:40 Hmm...How do I call an old man, with money, who wants to control me? (top 5):
1/ BOSS
2/ POLITICAN
3/ FINANCIER
4/ MANAGER
5/ DOCTOR
"I'm German OK?" Best line in vid
this is what i call "professional tactics" in a nutshell lol
8:40
Nordern: Uhm... I am mounting a pole. What the actual f*ck?!
Seanpie: Bloody hell, did you ask first?
4:00
What the? DS! YOU COMMITTED A WARCRIME! THAT WAS SOMEBODY'S CHILD!
DS: *IM GERMAN OK?!*
10:24
Nordern: *I like ya cut G!*
5:05
I think he needs a bit more crew members
8:47 he has now become artillery
3:59 *when you bully a tank's engine to much* :
Loved the video @Nordern! Can't wait for the next video man! I for one would like to see Conflict of Nations come to the Channel as like a Supplement to War Thunder and ArmA 3. I guess the closest we could get would be "ICBM" or "Wargame: Red Dragon".
Reminds me of Hearts of Iron 4 game. Strategic game from WW2. Usually, playing for my country is really F-ed up, since we were pretty much the first casulty of the war. All allies abandoned us, we were to stand against Germany on our own and should we actually fight, we would be the bad guys, since we'd be violating international treaty that was signed by our allies without our consent. Or without our participation to be honest.
Well... one gameplay, I decided to remedy that with some little ingame exploits and few mods. So come 1938, Munich diktat was signed. Czechoslovakia decided to fight the Third Reich with all we had. Hitler attacked our little country to take it by force. Imagine the surprise on faces of germans when nuclear bombs rained in dozens. Luftwaffe was ripped apart by modern jetfighters and AA missile systems. T-10 Armata tanks rolled out of Czechoslovakian borders followed by rocket mobile artilleries, infantry equipped with modern weapons and armors.
Under cover of jet fighters and stratobombers, my men conquered entire Third Reich in just few months.
Needless to say... Czechoslovakia ended up controlling entire Europe and Africa after just 3 years of war.
That was one hell of a playthough. XD
Fat jokes, warcrimes, ofensive humor, UwUs all in a god damn european accent, fucking pinnacle of content creation
''DS you commited a warcrime! that's somebodys child!''
DS: I'M GERMAN OK?
*erika song starts playing*
When you accidentally bump your head on your own bomb.
Phoniex getting so scared he keeps asking for gold
Never in my time playing war thunder hsve I seen a bomber juggle it’s own bomb….. I must try this now
Nordern being a terror of the seas is kinda like a kitten be the terror of 10
These are just amazing to watch, so many funny jokes and quality "conversation" lmao, would be nice to play along side y'all too heh
Pretty smooth transition to the sponsor. I have played CoN for about a year now, starting last August. Its pretty fun but kinda slow paced. Also it is 100% pay to win. you can win without buying gold, like I do, but it is hard against people who just buy gold 24/7.
I feel like this episode has the most hearty laughs
2:34
"Nice bush"
Martincitopants,2021
5:00 A hungarian swearword in the chat.
rather close to a polish swear word as well
Making me laugh so thanks Nordern!
You better NO touchy-touchy MY ACTUAL CITY int conflict of nations, IVE SEEN IT THERE! IM WATCHIN YOU!
The best part is this one it had my die laughing 😂😂😂 6:29
That Spitfire pilot must be so pissed lol
one day i will join in and witness one of these clusterfucks unfold
As usual, your video made my day.
The drama on conflict of nations is such it's fucking better than movies
Always enjoy the content you make mate, keep it up Nordern.
You know what would be funny. If They all got into the same tank and just sat in a long road so when an enemy turns the corner there would be like for example 4 ISU-152
Do u know, when nordern laughs: thats make my day
4:45 i fucking lost it when the bomb hit you lol
If you somehow manage to get into heaven you can ask him
When i sit and wait for a nuke, two songs come to mind, Orange Coloured Sky by Nat King Cole, and Atom Bomb Baby by The Five Stars
Came for the thumbnail, stayed for the content.