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Imagine someone just learning English stumbles upon this and tries to wrap their head around the phrase "caught a vicious glimpse of saint Rogie’s post-plunge hog.”
Ohhhhhh..They'll never catch up. ENGLISH is hard enough for Native speakers to use correctly. We study it in schools while we're speaking it & most STILL can't get it right. Thank the Universe for making me a master of English.
It doesn't shrink in the cold plunge because Joe has had the filler injections to make it thicker (like lip fillers). It doesn't shrink if you get those.
Mom got diagnosed with stage 4 cancer and just came back home. Great timing, thanks for being the respite in the darkness fellas Edit: I feel the Luh thanks to all the dawgs for the support 😭 She's too weak for treatment so it's just about keeping her comfortable. Thanks dawgz
Dawgs. I’m 23 and my dad just passed unexpectedly last week, driving 1200 miles to deal with sad stuff, and the boys droppin heat about the ol Family Jewels brings me to 432hz. Blessed be the Dawgs 🫠
Hey man I’m 23 and lost my father a few years ago, keep your head up, try to remember what he has taught you both to follow and stray where need be in the path of life man you’ll be alright try to live a life you could both be proud of
Stuck in the mountains for two weeks after an airplane crash. We had to eat the people who did not survive. Just made it home in time to hear the dawgs. Thanks for being there this time of darkness.
I miss seeing the old table slowly collecting more and more wild knickknacks. The mantle above the magic fireplace is perfect to rekindle this most sacred tradition.
@@nicholaslawson8297 tbh we need Shane to hire someone to build an exact replica of his old NY apartment complete with the classic couch, trunk and zebra rug lol. That has been my favorite MSSP setting so far.
it's a late night in a lonely town just south of pheonix, I spent a hard day working under the sun and I come home to my wife screaming. I finally get two brewskies and sit down only to see that the Dawgs have once again beautifully graced us with another full hour of hard entertainment. Blessed be these dawgs.
Just got home from a several mile walk while listening to last week’s episode and smoking a cigar to see this week’s episode just dropped. God is good.
Any episode discussing a tenis is a home run. I often gaze upon my own while waiting to get into the shower and I’m amazed at what looks like a bird egg sitting in nest. It’s wild how something can cause such a wide spectrum of sadness and joy. I’m so proud when my light switch grows into the scratching post it really is. Def have room to improve but at its best I’m very happy with it. I often think back to the holocaust and how I would’ve felt in that situation, I believe the worst moment would’ve been standing there with a winter tenis , to my female constituents disbelief, waiting to board the train
@@alondusk33because those were Covid times and they made some of their best episodes in that era of course talking New Testament here not the GOATED old test
Around 34 minutes in when Shane drops the “stop using the shield that’s gay! You guys are gay!” I squeak laughed trying to be quiet not waking my baby up. Goddamn lol. Best pod blessed are the dawgz.
It's so good to see boys discovering sauna! As a Russian I take for granted that people here have not experienced northern bliss of this tradition. I see it migrating to North America and it's a good thing!
@@erickv2739 The last few podcasts have had great pacing. No Lamer taking 10mins to look something up for the boys; or fuggin' up the audio. The one podcast w/ just Josh and Matt was a total banger. He's a pro, the other knuckleheads just bring the show down IMO. Let them stick to stand-up.
Matt is the King. Talking about Daddy's D at 3:40- not even the great Shane was ok with it at first but then let the hilarity wash over him. The podcast has incubated Matt into probably the funniest person on the scene.
I’ve been sitting at home, laid off from the union work. And all thanks to the most high. Just got a call right now going back to work boys. Thank you dogs for keeping me happy during these dark Times.
For them to go from talking about St Rogies in the Old Testament to them now feasting their eyes upon Rogans meaty hog during a group workout is truly the definition of making it. God bless them and the powers that be.
Sorry to hear that man that’s always terrible. That’s the worst part about dogs they just don’t live long enough. I still miss my yellow lab and she passed at 15 in February 2020. Try to remember the great times they brought you
@drugaddictwithknowledge9603 she was a wonderful dog! And she went peacefully and wasn't alone which is the best I could ever ask for. Thank you for the kind words, a true dawg.
@@TatlTaelLofi same with my dog she went peacefully after her back legs gave out fully when she’s recovered from that like 4-5 times before they fully gave out. We had a service come to the house to put her down so my other dog could mourn her too we got a pawprint piece of her fur and her ashes for only 475. And no problem losing a dog is losing a family member it’s hard but you gave them a wonderful life and they in return gave you infinite love. I know I’m getting sappy and emotional I just love dogs. Like I said remember how awesome those years were and try to keep your head up I know it hurts but you got this my dawg
Hey just listened on Spotify and you guys never came back!! It just abruptly rolled into a different podcast on my list lol I love you both so much, please never stop this show! Life is extra challenging right now for me and this show makes me laugh a true laugh, and helps me feel so much better. Thank you for being so silly and awesome 💕
These episodes get me through my mundane ass computer work. Thank god for Shane and Matt. They are the most original organic type of humor that any DAWG can relate to. I love this shit
I was just listening to a random MSSP video talking about Tennis. I stopped and when to this page to listen to the newest video and I was greeted with more Tennis talk. 🤙
Praise be to the dawgs! 🙏🏽 Can we all acknowledge that this comment section is the best of any podcast. The dawg and the shaman could be cult leaders. I’d join.
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I'll never go to Bama. Wicki wait hol up turn around nice brown star welcome to Texmus
Matt and Shane's FatD (for all the dawgz) podcast!!!@
I’m not falling for that again
Love you guys, hope you're enjoying Texas!
Bing bing
It's amazing how humble they remain after receiving such a prestigious award just one week ago
Shane's just too gun shy to accept new things. They took SNL from him, they can damn sure take Tina Yu.
I need my slop
The most prestigious
I thought that was an award from their favorite community.... The gays....
They are drinking that fancy green glass bottle water!
Imagine someone just learning English stumbles upon this and tries to wrap their head around the phrase "caught a vicious glimpse of saint Rogie’s post-plunge hog.”
The please sers are too busy tryin to get your grandma's Google play store cards
Ohhhhhh..They'll never catch up.
ENGLISH is hard enough for Native speakers to use correctly. We study it in schools while we're speaking it & most STILL can't get it right. Thank the Universe for making me a master of English.
@@BboyCorrosivetarget gift cards*
@@williambonnie-do7yzhow self righteous of you
I'm a non-native speaker and I am caught up enough to be scarred by the thought of Rogan's refrigerated hog
Shane quivering staring down joe rogans hog, this episode is a hit 10/10
Just take Alpha brain and HGH and you too can have a hog like his.
To gaze upon Saint Rogies penis is nothing short of a religious experience
Such a good intro and doubled down with Daddy's D out of nowhere.
It doesn't shrink in the cold plunge because Joe has had the filler injections to make it thicker (like lip fillers). It doesn't shrink if you get those.
Shane saying “He got rock hard as a 6-month year old?” is incredible content
Was looking for this comment 😂 “6 month ‘year old’”
lololololol
I was coming here to say the same thing. Gold dude
Sounds like a Ricky quote from TPB
They were both firing off so many instant classic one-liners this cast 😂
Mom got diagnosed with stage 4 cancer and just came back home. Great timing, thanks for being the respite in the darkness fellas
Edit: I feel the Luh thanks to all the dawgs for the support 😭 She's too weak for treatment so it's just about keeping her comfortable. Thanks dawgz
Jesus Christ brother
All love brother hopefully everything works out for the best 🙏🏼
May the dawgs bless your mom and family with healing frequencies, stay strong fellow dawg
Best of luck dawg
Best of luck to mommy dawg 🙏
5 minutes in and we’re getting a behind the scenes story of Saint Rogans hog?? Looking like a classic already dawgs
I can't believe the Whale and the Great Shaman have blessed us with another rowdy and raunchy pod!
Rowdy, raunchy & absurd!!!
This is the one
jeez 😂😂😂😂😂
Tick and Slug making Lub.
Dawgs. I’m 23 and my dad just passed unexpectedly last week, driving 1200 miles to deal with sad stuff, and the boys droppin heat about the ol Family Jewels brings me to 432hz. Blessed be the Dawgs 🫠
Don't be afraid to take one last peak for the comfort.
Hey man I’m 23 and lost my father a few years ago, keep your head up, try to remember what he has taught you both to follow and stray where need be in the path of life man you’ll be alright try to live a life you could both be proud of
How big was his dong?
Sorry for your loss man, may the dawgz provide you comfort and support.
Blessed by our Beautiful Dawgs! Praise the Shaman and praise Phil for squirting out our young Bull.
Our young bull wasn’t squirted out. A rope was thrown.
foulest comment award. bravo
@@TrumpDabsPhil threw us a lifeline.
“Baby shooting ropes”
Almost made me poop myself laughing
Bruh they almost killed me cuz I was lifting during that
i was in quiet area during work and i tried not to spaz out laughing 😂😂😂
@@inthegutter78where you work Google lol quiet zone 😂
3:40 just Matt’s brain having “normal Matt thoughts.”’ So comforting LOL
Meanwhile Shane 👀😳
I genuinely don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder. Had to rewind and watch Shane’s reaction like 5 times
I was crying that was so funny
He just had to get it out ...😄
Pause
Lady Dawg here! I just had surgery and I couldn't wait for this to drop. Blessed be the Dawgsz!
Thumbs down this is for the dawgs not the bitches (female dawg)
show bob
@@eddie8534😂
Do it for the dawgz
At least some side bob
Stuck in the mountains for two weeks after an airplane crash. We had to eat the people who did not survive. Just made it home in time to hear the dawgs. Thanks for being there this time of darkness.
😂
dawgs always survive to hear the cast
No judgment, dawgs need feed. Last time I crashed my plane I actually died and the medics simply revived me with the audio of a new mssp.
@@infoaerialmaster 🫡🍻
Big dawgs gotta eat
It's only a matter of time before The Shaman and The Bull invite King Jones on the pod now that they're in Austin. Then the Dawgs will truly feast🙏🏻🙏🏻
Can’t wait
WARMODE X ALEX JONES X MSSP 👁
No chance :(
That might be a contender for best podcast of all time. Right behind Trump on St. Rogies
@@dysay he was on Tim dillion this calender year. Theres definitely a chance.
My girl is causing lots of stress and anxiety, Leave it to the DAWGS to post and brighten my day. Blessed be the cast
Whats that dawg brain upto?
Gotta tell her bro don't ignore it like I did, get back on the same side with her
Sorry for bein gay, blessed be the DAWGZ
@@setco6536not being gay you’re helping a homie out. You’re right gotta be straight up with her. Hope he listens praise allah
Leave her ass
sounds like you need a brojob
I just realized the prestigous award is displayed on the mantle piece. Cheers dawgs, and to many more gifts from the very honurabur Tina Yu
😂
Lmaoooooo
I miss seeing the old table slowly collecting more and more wild knickknacks. The mantle above the magic fireplace is perfect to rekindle this most sacred tradition.
Totally agreed Needs three salt lamps.
@@ajones5683and a shrunken head
That mantle is begging to be covered in Dawg shit man
They need the pic of the King Gerbies back
@@nicholaslawson8297 tbh we need Shane to hire someone to build an exact replica of his old NY apartment complete with the classic couch, trunk and zebra rug lol. That has been my favorite MSSP setting so far.
Rogan standing with his hog out next to Shane as he dunks himself in a cold plunge sounds like some Hollywood Paimon initiation ceremony.
Eyes wide shut type shit
This cast came out the day before I start my 90 day jail stint, divine timing. Blessed be the dawgz, inshallahhhh
Free my boy Abdul
What happened? Did ya get arrested for being gay ?
What kind of shenanigans resulted in your incarceration
DUI?
whats his name? oh wait...
Dude the honey I shrunk my hog line from Matt was an 11/10, in the grass with giant ants 😂
Bangin my knife and fork on the table waitin’ for this feast. How great is our God!
Cforst glance thought you said bangin my wife....
you wearin a scream mask?
it's a late night in a lonely town just south of pheonix, I spent a hard day working under the sun and I come home to my wife screaming. I finally get two brewskies and sit down only to see that the Dawgs have once again beautifully graced us with another full hour of hard entertainment. Blessed be these dawgs.
Late week slop is better than no slop. Let us feast dawgs.
and boy was the harvest plentiful on this baby
These need to be longer!! Give the dawgs 90 mins to forget about our shit lives!
Dafuq
Join the paytch ya fuckin grinch
They are if you join their patreon then you get the second half.
Just got home from a several mile walk while listening to last week’s episode and smoking a cigar to see this week’s episode just dropped. God is good.
Your lungs after the “several mile walk” will thank you
holy shit what a day
I too have an oral fixation while listening to MSSP
You don’t inhale cigars Karen
@@TheLK157if you think he’s not inhaling that black and mild you’re out of touch. I’m out of time
"Wheat thins are bad?"
"Yeah"
"God Damnit"
Shane is becoming Phil more and more every day.
This new setup looks too professional for you guys I need it to be back in the basement
Socks and sandals keeping it basement style though
They’re big dawgs now
@@ericjulian962I'm happy for them but the set is not shitty enough
lookin like a microsoft teams background
But somehow we lost timestamps 🤣
Man always on my darkest days the boys roll in and get me ready for the upcoming battles
I hope all the DAWGS out there are having a beautiful Thursday
its a sunday morning for me
Any episode discussing a tenis is a home run. I often gaze upon my own while waiting to get into the shower and I’m amazed at what looks like a bird egg sitting in nest. It’s wild how something can cause such a wide spectrum of sadness and joy. I’m so proud when my light switch grows into the scratching post it really is. Def have room to improve but at its best I’m very happy with it.
I often think back to the holocaust and how I would’ve felt in that situation, I
believe the worst moment would’ve been standing there with a winter tenis , to my female constituents disbelief, waiting to board the train
Still not used to this background, a green screen with the Shaman's old basement as a backdrop would be perfect
I miss the basement for some reason
@@alondusk33because those were Covid times and they made some of their best episodes in that era of course talking New Testament here not the GOATED old test
Fuck yeah.
With the amount of patreon $ they make, they should build an exact replica set so us dawgs can feel at home
At least bring back the pirate map
Josh is kinda like when your step dad is actually nicer than your real dad... Like if Lameazy and guarddawg show up for my birthday that'd be cool....
Shane coming out to the Mothership wearing Wolverine claws will go down in comedy history
Matt is one of the best people mankind has ever produced 😂
Man there's nothing else in the world that could give me a boost like being blessed with a beautiful pod on a gloomy November afternoon
Around 34 minutes in when Shane drops the “stop using the shield that’s gay! You guys are gay!” I squeak laughed trying to be quiet not waking my baby up. Goddamn lol. Best pod blessed are the dawgz.
Our DAWG bowls have been filled once again to the brim with that good ol wet giggle kibble. Thank you for your graciousness old wise ones
"left unguarded, i munch box" - shane gillis. what a great quote hahahaaha.😂
Does this mean there's a JRE podcast with Shane and Matt in the pipeline? Hope so.
Exactly what I was thinking, Saint Rogies pleeeeease
Hard to tell now that they're living there, could just be 3 dawgs grindin on their hot bods
There has been.
JRE #1926 Dawgs
@@swabbeezus2808ANOTHA ONE
Welcome to Texas, boys. We’re glad to have you.
Right when I was about to face the long commute home, the Dawgs have blessed my trip.
29:15 shane breaking out the way too real beheading sounds lmfao
What a glorious way to end the work day heading into Friday. Bless the Dawgs
Daddy D and Baby Hog were both brought up in this cast. Legendary.
About to leave the house to go see the young bull live tonight 🙌
40:30
Nanny cam baby ropin almost killed me
Hardest I've laughed in a year
I'm fucking crying
Good stuff
🤙🏻
Thank you dawgz I almost died holding my breath 😅
Them talking teenis will never cease to make me laugh
Best part is not knowing when blessings are coming
Just picturing Shane yelling “get back scream” and throwing a front kick at a ghost face is hilarious 😂
Bro, somebody get these Dawgs a sock sponsor. 😂
The T-Bell bean burrito creampie being completely overlooked is wild.
Proof there is too much gold here. I know what I would do if I was lady for a day.
First 5 minutes and I'm already in tears😂 The dawgz are blessed.
When I see the ads in the old apartment I get sad. Blessed by the dawgs
Matt wearin’ socks to not tempt the creeps. Very modest.
Shane lookin like John Candy from Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987) with that full Mustache.
Since the pod moved to Austin we've been blessed with so much footage of Matt wiggling his socked toes. I can't look at anything else, truly hypnotic.
Legitimately one of the funniest episodes of the pod! I was dying throughout the entire conversation
The pod gods grace us again blessings to the Dawgs
Praise be
Grace us with some punctuation, dawg.
😂 Please say that the next comedic guest on Rogan pulls up a clip of these guys talking about his hog so that we can get a live reaction😂
Thank You MSSP for blazing the trail for us who are too afraid to speak of our absolute respect for Daddy’s D.
I like this podcast technician or what ever it should be called. He comes with the facts we wonder about and he doesn't interject himself too much
Missing Garrrrrrdog and Lameezy 🥺
Currently rewatching all the pods CUZ THERE IS NOT ENOUGH DAWG FOOD IN DA BOWL🗿
Just got out of a one week coma and wake up to THIS!? Praise to the dawgz!
So happy every time a new ep comes out. 100% best podcast. Not KT, not LoS, not JRE. Matt and Shane ftw baby! Always!!
Blessed Thursday Ep Dawgs 🙏
" strangled a golden retriever"
I wasn't ready for that, made my ass snort laugh in front of my boss.
Matt is Cosmo and Shane is Wanda, it makes so much sense
It's so good to see boys discovering sauna! As a Russian I take for granted that people here have not experienced northern bliss of this tradition. I see it migrating to North America and it's a good thing!
Matt having to follow Shane to Austin to keep this gravy train going for himself is so god damn funny
🤡
Imagine failing at trolling, do better next time
That is a funny way to word it
Came home with 101° fever, but luckily this came out to save my night. Pounding a glass of milk for Shane.
Please keep Josh onboard, or do a show w/ you 3 from time to time. He rules, and is a great addition. Lameezee is D Tier, Gard Dawg is C Tier.
Big agree, Josh is hilarious and actually a good producer without making the show feel too produced
@@erickv2739 The last few podcasts have had great pacing. No Lamer taking 10mins to look something up for the boys; or fuggin' up the audio. The one podcast w/ just Josh and Matt was a total banger. He's a pro, the other knuckleheads just bring the show down IMO. Let them stick to stand-up.
Light the beacon! The dawgz have returned!
The halo above sitting on the mantle is very appropriate. Nice touch boys!
43:35 Shane’s wild for that beanpie joke😂
Matt is the King. Talking about Daddy's D at 3:40- not even the great Shane was ok with it at first but then let the hilarity wash over him. The podcast has incubated Matt into probably the funniest person on the scene.
I’ve been sitting at home, laid off from the union work. And all thanks to the most high. Just got a call right now going back to work boys. Thank you dogs for keeping me happy during these dark Times.
Just got home from surgery. I knew there would be an ep waiting for me. I could hear the dawgs barking 🙏🏼.
For them to go from talking about St Rogies in the Old Testament to them now feasting their eyes upon Rogans meaty hog during a group workout is truly the definition of making it. God bless them and the powers that be.
Can't even explain how ready I was for the episode.
My dog died on Monday, but know I have my dawgz to cushion the blow. REJOICE, BROS.
salute brother
@@pippywondergirl greatly appreciate it 🙏
Sorry to hear that man that’s always terrible. That’s the worst part about dogs they just don’t live long enough. I still miss my yellow lab and she passed at 15 in February 2020. Try to remember the great times they brought you
@drugaddictwithknowledge9603 she was a wonderful dog! And she went peacefully and wasn't alone which is the best I could ever ask for. Thank you for the kind words, a true dawg.
@@TatlTaelLofi same with my dog she went peacefully after her back legs gave out fully when she’s recovered from that like 4-5 times before they fully gave out. We had a service come to the house to put her down so my other dog could mourn her too we got a pawprint piece of her fur and her ashes for only 475. And no problem losing a dog is losing a family member it’s hard but you gave them a wonderful life and they in return gave you infinite love. I know I’m getting sappy and emotional I just love dogs. Like I said remember how awesome those years were and try to keep your head up I know it hurts but you got this my dawg
"What if they saw the video and they were like "that is pretty lame using the shield"" LMFAO
Hey just listened on Spotify and you guys never came back!! It just abruptly rolled into a different podcast on my list lol I love you both so much, please never stop this show! Life is extra challenging right now for me and this show makes me laugh a true laugh, and helps me feel so much better. Thank you for being so silly and awesome 💕
hang in there DAWG
Brothers, we are among the blesséd.
These episodes get me through my mundane ass computer work. Thank god for Shane and Matt. They are the most original organic type of humor that any DAWG can relate to. I love this shit
I turned this on and said WOW! What a great podcast WOW!
I was just listening to a random MSSP video talking about Tennis. I stopped and when to this page to listen to the newest video and I was greeted with more Tennis talk. 🤙
40:06 Shane: “6 month year-old” 😂
“6 month year old” is now how i will always refer to a child in the age of months
Touching Bevo is the first step in becoming a true Texan and a real man. The big dawg will have his superpowers soon.
I laughed out loud at the grocer store at need an insert, i just need to spray"😂
At 16:20 i made the uuuuaaaaaagghhh sound at the exact same time matt did lol. Mans DNA deep response to hearing about car trauma
Shoutout to the loose cord. Man of the people
Dawg bless to all my beautiful bros and babes going through tough times.
Shane is the definition of ON FIRE in life
What a way to start my morning praising Jesus for the dawgs
hahahahah I like that Shane knows "secret agent on a secret mission...."
Praise be to the dawgs! 🙏🏽 Can we all acknowledge that this comment section is the best of any podcast. The dawg and the shaman could be cult leaders. I’d join.
If the boys are cold, plunging with St. Roagies, that could mean another MSSPJRE