Fun fact; ‘Humpty Dumpty’ was the nickname given to a large cannon in the English Civil war. It was positioned on a castle wall and very difficult to move. During a siege it suffered a direct hit and the resulting nursery rhyme was created.
probably why he loves cats so much. Also...Idk if this is related, but it's revealed in the show that Quagmire's hella old, he fought in WW2 as a fighter pilot.
Subtitles had made several mistakes which could have easily been fixed in editing, and that follow button that keeps shaking on the screen is incredibly obnoxious
I was at Woodstock ‘94 and I had a blast when Green Day played. I don’t even remember why people were throwing mud, I just started throwing it back. When we gat home, I showered for 40 minutes straight before all the mud was gone. Ahh, America.
I don't think the "snowflakes" you mention actually exist. I've never seen any comments from people who claim to be offended, yet people mention them constantly.
1: very tame family guy jokes 2: very obviously clip farming for money 3: really terrible automated subtitles 4: really annoying subscribe baiting All it’s missing is the brain rot games on the other half of the screen
Offensive? Snowflakes? LMAO. This content is mild & using the term "snowflake" in 2024 betrays the user's regressive tendencies. But hey, go fit it. The more FG, the better even if that follow button is lame (but in an ironically amusing manner).
I WISH you all would stop Labelling it as *Dark & Offensive* and call it by its TRUE potential as *"D-A-D-J-O-K-E-S"* isn't that why it's called Family Guy in the 1st place?
I frikin hate when these videos show legit talent yet they just use Ai voices- your showing art that’s not yours and your to lazy to actually say anything
Says the edgy teen with a profile pic of a Nazi and 666 at the end of their username. Planning to shoot up a place where 100s of people gather because you think an ethnic group is invading, or that everyone in your life is against you?
That animated “follow” text is the most annoying thing ever. If you are going to post copyrighted material at least don’t piss off your viewers
And the subtitles are totally unecessary and distracting to boot!
Agreed
And wrong at times
Especially when half of it is wrong.
Agree
That golf ⛳️ scene got me rolling 🤣 😂 15:35
So real!
Peter hanging him self in the tie is actually one of the most hillarious moments in this whole serie😅.
This what ya call offensive jokes? Ya chose some of the cleanest jokes in the show
Actually it was quite factual. Absolutely nothing offensive.
there are many people who take silly jokes offensive
I was revoltingly offended. 😁
@@unknown-handle-404just because people find something offensive that doesn't make it offensive
ikr? My Grandma gave me a backhanded love tap after I told her to watch this video, which she did not appreciate.
Fun fact; ‘Humpty Dumpty’ was the nickname given to a large cannon in the English Civil war.
It was positioned on a castle wall and very difficult to move.
During a siege it suffered a direct hit and the resulting nursery rhyme was created.
Interesting. It all makes sense now. Thanks.
Thanks
cringe title
And the jokes aren't even that offensive, mild id say
It says not for snow flakes so beat it wimp!
@@InkFoxyUwUfr
said the snowflake....or ya just mean horrible?
@@Mr.Guild1971yea he meant the title is bad
"I'm the guy who killed your bodyguard" is such a savage line
“I was born 9 times that day” dear lord he he has 9 lives now💀💀💀
probably why he loves cats so much.
Also...Idk if this is related, but it's revealed in the show that Quagmire's hella old, he fought in WW2 as a fighter pilot.
Don't need money.... Floored me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me too
7:24 "His brain ain't right, but it's fun!" killed me... 😂😂
Stopped the video after about a minute---the constantly shaking "Follow" button is super annoying.
Agreed
I didnt even notice it till I saw this
I didn’t notice it til you mentioned it.
better than zooming
And the idiotic random changing of font colors
Subtitles had made several mistakes which could have easily been fixed in editing, and that follow button that keeps shaking on the screen is incredibly obnoxious
yep, I scrolled down the comments to see if someone else felt annoyed by those two things you just mentioned.
These comments saved me from watching.
Karen
@@Ran_Dumb_libs You love that button?
It's because people use AI to generate their subtitles now, AI made everyone lazy
@8:06 "He scared outside, he scared inside" funniest stuff ever.
Awesome upload, the text and thumbs are brilliant, making this one of the better uploads and I can't thank you enough for doing it right...thanks.
Stewie being in college when he’s only a baby 😂he makes college seem fun and interesting lol
And strangely affordable.
0:21 i was born 9 times that day😂
Crazy 😅
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I was born 9 times that day”💀
He should have more than 1 birthday if it was late.
*THAT'S ALL RIGHT LOVE! I GO BY SMELL!* 💀
I love Family Guy because it is offensive to some people. I laugh myself to tears.
2:21 I would have found it funnier, if it was like a joke about Metallica's "Enter Sandman"
Way to Miscarry
Mittens!
😂😂😂😂 That's my cat!
pro tip, dont add the AI generated subtitles, they are often wrong :)
That millipede/centipede scene killed me, 😂
The Lady Gaga quip was sooo spot on 😂🤣😂🤣😂…..😅!!
That Jesus coroner's report is wild😂😂😂
out of all of these, "GUM! WHAT THA HELL IS GOING ON???" took a CACKLEEEEE outta me
Yeah. That Centipede vs. Millipede joke was so raunchy, definitely NOT for snowflakes… 🙄
its really not that serious lmfao. clearly ur offended? snowflakes shouldnt be here.
And you can’t even get the subtitles right.
Wtf with the captions? 8:14 😂😂😂
Captions are weird in several spots, it seems.
Yup. 7:43 fudgesicles=fudge signals 🤦
Starting at 13:41, the Peanuts skit, Lucy dancing with Peter.
I was at Woodstock ‘94 and I had a blast when Green Day played. I don’t even remember why people were throwing mud, I just started throwing it back. When we gat home, I showered for 40 minutes straight before all the mud was gone. Ahh, America.
don't bother with the subtitles.. so very very wrong...
Andy Capp always gets me. 😂😂
"Thats alright bird I goes by smell" 😂😂
Why did a jingle start playing at 11:59 😭
" Hey look it went farther than your ball" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Was Andy Capp voiced by Keith Richards? 😂
Who cares, they got the accent completely wrong.
Andy Capp is a Geordie.
"I was born 9 times on that day"😂😂😂
Stewie calling out mary beth lol
wait lol being born 9 times would definitely squish your soft spot
I don't think the "snowflakes" you mention actually exist. I've never seen any comments from people who claim to be offended, yet people mention them constantly.
The snowflake thing makes you sound like a 40yo divorced dad fighting for custody while struggling with his perc addiction
You ain’t even get weekends bro 😭
1:09 Notice how Stewie pronounces "whiteboards."
14:26 why did his tears all of sudden disappear like it went back up into his eyes
i love dark jokes,, gooD work!
''I was born 9 times" LMFAOOOOO
This show made me stop watching TV and read more again.
Huey Lewis and the Jews. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wrong accent for Andy Capp. he's from the north east of England and speaks with a Geordie accent.
'mericans aren't known for their Geography knowledge...
1: very tame family guy jokes
2: very obviously clip farming for money
3: really terrible automated subtitles
4: really annoying subscribe baiting
All it’s missing is the brain rot games on the other half of the screen
3:40 you have Andy Capps accent totally wrong he’s a northerner
Geordie. From Newcastle
And those were the first amphibious Marines. Which makes the Marine corps older than the United States.
why the music?
@3:10 I got my Stewie Degree long ago! 🤭
Guess we found the snowflake
8:18 just Threw meh! Seth is a freek! AND, that's okay. Thx Cremia! 😂🤣😂
I didn't know I was a snow flake! Wow imagine that!
Is there a way to get rid of the annoying subtitles?
Nevermind... I'll find the original one...
Offensive? Snowflakes? LMAO. This content is mild & using the term "snowflake" in 2024 betrays the user's regressive tendencies. But hey, go fit it. The more FG, the better even if that follow button is lame (but in an ironically amusing manner).
Your follow graphic had the opposite effect on me.
1:39 "Band's" not bed's
6:49 how he count without breathing 💀💀
He did ;-; it's a quick one if you listen close
this was my childhood
Anyone who would say that clips from a cartoon are "not for snowflakes" must be a snowflake.
Haha ub40 fan luv it 😅
The subtitles are fucked
The Adrian Peterson one
We don’t need subtitles
Shaking Follow is so begging, huge turn off and a BIG THUMBS DOWN! So sad, so desperate 🤣
" don't get shot by a bullet" lol
Love it! 💖💖
The follow + wobbling at the bottom ruins it this is fucking stupid.
Didn't see it till I saw your comment. 😂
9:47 Seth Rogan, Adam Sandler, and Amy Schumer?
Some of the most vanilla jokes on family guy.
13:39 He says "I'm not your clown".
that hamster dance🤣🤣🤣🤣
the subs are a bit ugh
“Hwhite boards”
Andy Cap ? Blimey, I wasn't expecting that ! I think his accent should have been Geordie rather than Cockney, though !
I WISH you all would stop Labelling it as *Dark & Offensive* and call it by its TRUE potential as *"D-A-D-J-O-K-E-S"* isn't that why it's called Family Guy in the 1st place?
I remember this show being a lot more funny years and years ago. What happened to it?
Sandman!!! MY FAVORITE PART!!!
Shit
Just got the fountain of youth joke
😆
The subtitles made me stop watching.
The volcano tho 😁😁😁😁😁
Seeing Snoopy taking it out on that little jerk who always hurt Charlie Brown makes me feel better
What the hell was wrong with Charles Shultz ,?
Coq au vin, not coco van. 😄
Great comedic writing 😅!!
I'm just trying to watch Family Guy, get all this unnessasary stuff out of here.
I frikin hate when these videos show legit talent yet they just use Ai voices- your showing art that’s not yours and your to lazy to actually say anything
Jokes aren’t even offensive or dark
Says the edgy teen with a profile pic of a Nazi and 666 at the end of their username. Planning to shoot up a place where 100s of people gather because you think an ethnic group is invading, or that everyone in your life is against you?
8:15 I don't think he said "gay".
DeeJay Butcher! It Rocks! HAA!
umm i dont think this is for snowflakes ths jokes are really normal i think you nedd to get your eyes checked lol.
TURN OFF THE EFFING SUBTITLES.
I disagree
why is no one talking about 1:35
I’m confused about the title of this video. What is a “snowflake” if it’s not referring to the snow falling from the sky?
I have never heard of the woman with long hair
"No! PIZZA!"
Who is Connie Britain ?
👇Snowflake