Howard Stern - Artie Lange Robs A Bank

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  • @Jeffroshow
    @Jeffroshow 10 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Punchline: "....i have a gun"

  • @Jeffroshow
    @Jeffroshow 12 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    " i thought she would know it was a joke" "what did the note say" "uuh i have a gun"

    • @Commenter5651
      @Commenter5651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmao

    • @ereek5
      @ereek5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he said bc he signed it Artie Lange she woulda knew it was a joke... but says he was 17, he didnt even debut as a standup until 20, what the hell is he talkin about, no one knew of him then.

    • @DavidAdarmases12
      @DavidAdarmases12 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ereek5Maybe people in the area did? Idk it sounded weird to me, too.

    • @Jeffroshow
      @Jeffroshow 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think his thought was if you are going to rob a bank why would you give your full name to the victim. I don’t think it was assuming people knew him.

    • @devilkid292
      @devilkid292 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@ereek5 a bank robber doesn't tell you his name. That's the joke lmfao. When you rob a bank you want to get away not get arrested

  • @SSJbattousai06
    @SSJbattousai06 12 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    when you rob a bank you no take my daughter hahahahahhahahah

  • @danny080594
    @danny080594 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I could listen to this ALL DAY ..Artie is a legend

  • @12345balla12345
    @12345balla12345 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Listen sweetheart, it's a joke."
    Lololol Artie is a lunatic.
    And this is only one of his wacky stories.

  • @JColeComedian
    @JColeComedian 12 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    God bless Howard Stern, TH-cam, and all of stern's radio crew, past, present, and future. No matter what era ("erra') you prefer, this comedy gold will live on forever. Artie was the high water mark! (F Jackie!)

  • @stephenworldwide
    @stephenworldwide 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "White Castle is always involved".....lol

    • @williamshaw9047
      @williamshaw9047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yuck...I had White Castle twice and both times, it was mediocre...yet every time I mention it, someone starts defending White Castle. Maybe you had to grow up with it...I didn't have it till I was over 30.

    • @stephenworldwide
      @stephenworldwide 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@williamshaw9047 It's something you grow up with in the NJ area. Everyone knows it's not gourmet. It's just fun. Kudos to you for replying to my 2-year old comment.

  • @ChrisCromag
    @ChrisCromag 10 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Why would you cut it off in the middle of Artie telling a story?

    • @bxnkroll
      @bxnkroll 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Because he's a Heroin addict

    • @gratefulkyle1
      @gratefulkyle1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bxnkroll what does that have to do with a story

    • @gregoryandreski9341
      @gregoryandreski9341 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because people are spiteful and rotten

    • @stephenworldwide
      @stephenworldwide 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was about to say how blood was flowing out of his nose all over the place in the restaurant.....

    • @stevejohnson2563
      @stevejohnson2563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because he's a fucking idiot. And he didnt put a date for the episode

  • @andym8557
    @andym8557 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    i miss artie stories

  • @SubZeRoy9
    @SubZeRoy9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I watch these and I can just imagine half of New York City listening to this. It would be crazy to live there I bet all the early morning people listened to Stern.

  • @86islesfan
    @86islesfan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It was even more funny reading it in his book

  • @TheShadowBrokers1
    @TheShadowBrokers1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    When he told the nose explosion story that was a future prophecy

    • @kevinjohnson7300
      @kevinjohnson7300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Little did he know lol

    • @moefromdaareashow1123
      @moefromdaareashow1123 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      you can say he was right on it

    • @TexasNewsOwL
      @TexasNewsOwL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@moefromdaareashow1123 thats crazy she looked up and his nose was all bloody. Your right it got worse

    • @moefromdaareashow1123
      @moefromdaareashow1123 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TexasNewsOwL yeah it was waiting to happen an i think he knew it was coming he just did not care its frustrating to see him waste all his talent an the opportunity he got to be with howard stern on his radio show.. many comics would give their testicles to be in that position an artie came from the struggle from woorking as long shoremen so he knew what it was like to wake up every day an work to make ends meet he even was a taxi driver at one stage its really sad to see him go through that an its all about choice no matter if your friends or family try to help you if the person dont want to help themself they aint gonna get out of that rut cause they love it

  • @sodguy69
    @sodguy69 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great Story

  • @bethsnyder8376
    @bethsnyder8376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Someone needs to make Arties life into a movie or make a Masterpiece Theater with his story telling. Artie's nose has been thru so much.

  • @raccoonman14
    @raccoonman14 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    i think this is by far the best artie lange storys

  • @MrWildcat2009
    @MrWildcat2009 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:56 LMFAO!!!

  • @JColeComedian
    @JColeComedian 12 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Howard: Whadya wirte?
    Artie: I have a gun
    [laughter]
    LMAO...Arite was the best. The Artie/Sal/Richard years are my fav...F-Jackie, F-Stuttering John, F-KC....Artie foreva' Firrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrree!

  • @Horus515
    @Horus515 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude my favorite is the Prader Willi event story!

  • @fishpasteysintheoven
    @fishpasteysintheoven 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Damn bro, you fuckin blue balled the rest of that story. Shit man, buzzkill.

  • @joemufc2
    @joemufc2 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is amazing

  • @gustavoherrera7864
    @gustavoherrera7864 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    hahahahahaha artie actually makes jackie marlowe sound like a choir boy. man this is comedy!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @healthhavencom
    @healthhavencom 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    craziest story ever told

  • @Dibrini
    @Dibrini 14 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I can't imagine the stories we are missing out in the 1+ years Artie has been off the show!

    • @Daholy1727
      @Daholy1727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This comment has aged well lol

    • @charliedawson8192
      @charliedawson8192 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Daholy1727 hahahaha right

  • @volvoplz9209
    @volvoplz9209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Any link to the news article?

  • @TheMrplayitsafe
    @TheMrplayitsafe 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Symbionese liberation army, lol! Artie's TRUE stories are the best fodder for HS.

  • @ddave7026
    @ddave7026 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think we've all had that friend...crazy MFR

  • @robgreenawayy
    @robgreenawayy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    and the woman looks up at me to ask a question, and she just starts screaming

  • @fattony123082
    @fattony123082 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Artie has the funniest true life stories i've ever heard... the show is not the same without him...

  • @MrGyromancy2
    @MrGyromancy2 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    ARTIE HAS THE FUNNIEST LIFE STORY. I must read his book

  • @dacha1992
    @dacha1992 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    does somebody have a link to the whole segment ?

  • @mindgames9614
    @mindgames9614 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    10 YEAR OLD VIDEO.
    CRAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  • @Postemupman
    @Postemupman 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    cant wait to see the Artie Lange Movie

  • @xlnuniex
    @xlnuniex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn I really hope I run into Artie during one of these occasions. We live in the same area. But I’ve never seen him. Id love to meet Artie.

  • @idlesofmarch
    @idlesofmarch 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lmao starting a fight in Burger King

  • @slimshaid
    @slimshaid 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @viciousbill My favs are the Pig Story and the Ash Wednesday one...but thats more because howard almost died laughing

  • @Lvduggo69
    @Lvduggo69 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny shit !

  • @Longshore79
    @Longshore79 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    My god I can't stop laughing

  • @Puzzle_Dust
    @Puzzle_Dust 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If he had gone to jail for that we probably never would of heard of Artie Lange

  • @krumbleton
    @krumbleton 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @viciousbill that's cool, but why do I sometimes see 20 minute videos on here? how's that work with the limit?

  • @orozcoj1984
    @orozcoj1984 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where can we get the full mexican restaurant story??

  • @MrAvidLearner
    @MrAvidLearner 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    jesus! lmao!

  • @nunayobiz
    @nunayobiz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "They stitched up my nose and stuff."
    Well kinda.........

  • @MilkmanC
    @MilkmanC 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Eatontown or Ledgewood White Castle bc I know it ain't no Cherry Hill lol

    • @DavidAdarmases12
      @DavidAdarmases12 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Artie Lange is from North Jersey. Wouldn't have been Cherry Hill.

    • @MilkmanC
      @MilkmanC 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      exactly@@DavidAdarmases12

  • @curtisheinz4045
    @curtisheinz4045 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    RIP ARTIE

  • @exe4eye
    @exe4eye 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    @BirthofCharlie the end of that story is that his nose started bleeding on the table or on the lady..

  • @cmd2973
    @cmd2973 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I have a gun lmao!!

  • @hbplife8699
    @hbplife8699 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    but i haven't been arrested in like eight years !

  • @sodguy69
    @sodguy69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When the Stern show was Good
    Unlike PC Howard these days

  • @joshuayost4889
    @joshuayost4889 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know a guy in upper peninsula of michigan who did that in the 70s for couple hundred dollars not sure if he made it out of the bank but he served 20 years and was white but pretty sure he was serious and wasn't a joke

  • @Letsgodevils44
    @Letsgodevils44 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Whopper with cheese

  • @moefromdaareashow1123
    @moefromdaareashow1123 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    haahahahahah lol

  • @chrislandry8877
    @chrislandry8877 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Artie's stories were good but you can't beat ripping on Jackie!

  • @frankbarbiera8565
    @frankbarbiera8565 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pretended? He was probably crashing from yay and really tried to rob a bank! Pretty fucked up shit!

  • @redcomic619
    @redcomic619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We now know Artie lied about most of his stories. Any idea if this was a fake story too?

    • @homer9868
      @homer9868 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Says who? Where did you hear these were lies? From Artie I don’t doubt much of this haha

    • @DavidAdarmases12
      @DavidAdarmases12 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's absolutely true

    • @redcomic619
      @redcomic619 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DavidAdarmases12 Prove it.

    • @DavidAdarmases12
      @DavidAdarmases12 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@redcomic619 Google it bro. You can find the article from when it happened.

  • @Itsmoraka
    @Itsmoraka 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    L
    O
    L

  • @faffaflunkie
    @faffaflunkie 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    The story does not make any sense. Artie is with his girlfriend and then decides to "flirt" with another woman by threatening violence. Notice how when the cops showed up everybody immediately suspected Artie. Maybe if the authorities had taken this seriously Artie wouldn't have become such a degenerate.

  • @TheDreamer1980
    @TheDreamer1980 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Did arty farty ever produce that press cutting? Sounds like another fantasy to make himself sound edgy .... As if he would get off by just saying its a joke !! Makes no sense

  • @davidfreeman7455
    @davidfreeman7455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love Artie Lange but if he was a minority he would've gotten 20 years in jail easy

    • @bleepbloop1157
      @bleepbloop1157 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      David Freeman “I love Artie Lange but the American justice system is fucked”

  • @pretorious700
    @pretorious700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Howard hired Artie because he desperately needed people to feel superior to and make fun of.

  • @52Tmacfan
    @52Tmacfan 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Um......okay. Not sure what that has to do with Howard Stern or Artie Lange, but whatever.

  • @fattony123082
    @fattony123082 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can't wait to hear obamas story ... you know the 1 that we will here 20 years from now ... he can write a book called : one that flew over the coo coos nest ... or how I suckered america into thinking I was actually an american citizen ...

    • @AshtonAndrews89
      @AshtonAndrews89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fattony123082 I bet you loved the last election, I saw you on several videos. 😂😂😂

    • @June28July
      @June28July 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He was born in Hawaii. That's how he had proven he was an American citizen.

  • @Martinez1887
    @Martinez1887 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    liar

    • @DavidAdarmases12
      @DavidAdarmases12 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's a totally true story

  • @JSonder143
    @JSonder143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Such a bs story

  • @mr.smithgnrsmith7808
    @mr.smithgnrsmith7808 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bs story...like all the rest