Confident Man Goes On Date With Single Mom & It Quickly Goes Left

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  • @JRWisdom
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    • @kathycamac1011
      @kathycamac1011 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Where is the link to your past video with old girl showing up at the house???

    • @dealdraelipscomb7620
      @dealdraelipscomb7620 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Dude could be a comedian😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @DESOUSAB
      @DESOUSAB 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm gonna ask a strange question - of all the facial hair styles, why have you chosen Rasputin to emulate? Perhaps a rethink is in order.

    • @ericablanton9006
      @ericablanton9006 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      All I'm asking is for a guy to clarify stop saying all women stop saying all women like drama stop saying that because I have never ran toward drama I've always been the one to well you know I'm not going because I know she act like that I know he act like that and then they're going to invite some people that really don't like them now I ain't going to the party I have fun let me know how yet how much fun you had later on I've always been like that so therefore what you're saying is not a fact because I'm not included in that situation because I don't act like that so you can't pass off stuff as facts if 100% of women or baby mothers or single moms don't act like that

    • @logician3641
      @logician3641 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bro, thats my Dream Beard...

  • @background187
    @background187 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2479

    A peace of mind is better than a piece of ass.

    • @edwardjn8555
      @edwardjn8555 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mind over Ass any day of the week..

    • @antnedavis5686
      @antnedavis5686 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

      Say that louder

    • @MAGACOPP
      @MAGACOPP 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That’s one nice piece of ass…but I agree
      🤣

    • @CoachMike87
      @CoachMike87 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      That part

    • @Destroyer-Grizzly-BIH
      @Destroyer-Grizzly-BIH 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      💯

  • @Battlered713
    @Battlered713 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1774

    Buddy went from playing the Cable man to playing Possum😂 that’s too much acting for some cooch😂

    • @deraydavis9169
      @deraydavis9169 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      .

    • @rashaunbland263
      @rashaunbland263 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      😂😂😂‼️

    • @tdJ4934
      @tdJ4934 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      😂😂😂😂🏆☝️👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣

    • @jmix8209
      @jmix8209 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Real talk 😂

    • @vr4892
      @vr4892 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      😂😂😂😂

  • @marluma
    @marluma 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +724

    "She jumps up and looks at me like I was expecting company, nah girl, this yo house, who da hell is that?"
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Travis-z4j
    @Travis-z4j 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +178

    Bruh THANK YOU for not stopping, starting or talking while you played the video..u waited till the end & then gave ur comments..that's how it's done..I salute you my brother!!

    • @AnnieSylva
      @AnnieSylva วันที่ผ่านมา

      I feel you!
      I do not like the talking thru the video!

  • @ahwayzcool4630
    @ahwayzcool4630 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    Something almost similar to that happened to me MANY years ago back in my late 20's. Girl I was talking to was going thru issues with her hubby. She was gonna leave him because he was sleeping around. Then one day she wanted me to come over to her apartment and I was like I don't know about that. She was telling me he won't be back until next day because he's a truck driver and won't be back until tomorrow. So against my better judgment, I came over. We got our quickie in but I had this feeling something bad was gonna happen, so I got dressed and left. She wanted me to stay and spend the night, but something in me said LEAVE. I get home and about 2 hours later she calls me saying her hubby came home and got in a physical fight with her. Someone who lived in the apartment called him and told him they saw her letting a guy in her place. I was thanking God I decided to leave. Lol

    • @toom__3104
      @toom__3104 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Damn😬😬🫢👀

  • @LENE1217
    @LENE1217 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +655

    This man needs to be protected at all times 😂😂😂. Hellava story teller 🤣🤣🤣

    • @shaieresmirnoff
      @shaieresmirnoff 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Word what’s his link

    • @meezybeezy4711
      @meezybeezy4711 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      EXACTLY RIGHT HAD ME ROLLING THE WHOLE TIME!

    • @ThatboiWaterz
      @ThatboiWaterz 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Yeah give this guy his own talk show 😂

    • @latashabreal9077
      @latashabreal9077 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Ctfu smiling from ear to ear. Good morning 😂

    • @LENE1217
      @LENE1217 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@latashabreal9077 good afternoon love 🤣🤣

  • @evesgene3455
    @evesgene3455 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +249

    Bro said soooo I wasn't gonna let her say it 3 times. Off to the pantry he goes😂😂😂😂

  • @keenanthrower1806
    @keenanthrower1806 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +503

    That's why I don't deal with woman with kids because the ex husband or baby daddy are always going to be involved and my life ain't worth dying over no cheeks

    • @kitsunefaye1661
      @kitsunefaye1661 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      Not mine. My abuser’s cut off. There’s no contact for my son’s safety and best interests.

    • @nochey78
      @nochey78 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@kitsunefaye1661you’re a unicorn…congrats!!

    • @duchessofthedorks
      @duchessofthedorks 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@kitsunefaye1661mine will never be in the picture either, but they assume anyways 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @Gr8nessnMe070
      @Gr8nessnMe070 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kitsunefaye1661says more about you than him!

    • @lamarlashley8738
      @lamarlashley8738 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@duchessofthedorksdeadbeat mother do better

  • @mzgreth305
    @mzgreth305 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +294

    He is an excellent storyteller. kept my attention and I felt like I was on the scene! LOLOLOL🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @KK-ur7zz
      @KK-ur7zz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😂😂😂 I swear

    • @ikecon991
      @ikecon991 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Right dude funny af

    • @Michelle32533
      @Michelle32533 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Loved the storyteller but me? I woulda put my hard head hat on grabbed my tools and walked back saying … it’s not leaking now m’aam … I tried everything. Give me a call if it happens again. Exit!

    • @koffeblk
      @koffeblk 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Right! I was engaged! 😂😂

    • @mzgreth305
      @mzgreth305 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@koffeblk LOLOL.

  • @ashleysmith985
    @ashleysmith985 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    I’m cryinggggg bro. The storytelling was amazing 😂. I don’t ever want to get back into the dating pool again because it’s differently different out here now.

    • @NiCO.T.F92i
      @NiCO.T.F92i 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah and dont ever go back shit wild out here now baby stay safe

  • @desmcneil3296
    @desmcneil3296 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +431

    “I told the cops I gotten a few punches in, but that was a bold face lie”!!!!! 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @TON0419
      @TON0419 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      The funniest part of the video!

    • @jordanglasper1064
      @jordanglasper1064 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Hahahahahahaha

    • @finroyinvestments
      @finroyinvestments 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      I think the whole story is a bold face lie for clicks

    • @keycrum4218
      @keycrum4218 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@finroyinvestmentsagreed 😂

    • @themadrapper101
      @themadrapper101 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Your not supposed to tell them you got any hits in

  • @j.baldwin3012
    @j.baldwin3012 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +491

    Yo, I can't lie, showing up as the repairman is a good idea.

    • @retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106
      @retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Look how that turned out for him.

    • @NO-END
      @NO-END 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      @@retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106 he should have cameout and said your cable is fixed have a good day haha.

    • @noirking6138
      @noirking6138 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, if you remember that’s what you’re suppose to be playing. That dumb mf came out trying to play captain save’m instead. 😂

    • @crharper25
      @crharper25 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Or had the blicky in that toolbox.

    • @j.baldwin3012
      @j.baldwin3012 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106 He walked into a bad situation, but under normal circumstances, it would work if the woman just wanted a sneaky link and didn't want everybody in her business.

  • @BaYaNahGad7
    @BaYaNahGad7 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +413

    This Brotha need to be doing comedy 😂 I'm weak 🤣 laughing at this story

    • @sflasaint811
      @sflasaint811 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Yeah he’s practicing his stand up.

  • @AutismAunnie
    @AutismAunnie 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    Letting a strange man know where you and your children live is an Absolute no-no.

    • @williemurphy2421
      @williemurphy2421 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      LETTING A STRANGE WOMAN KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE IS DANGEROUS TOO.

    • @nekaneka-lo2js
      @nekaneka-lo2js 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@williemurphy2421AKA GET A ROOM

    • @Tre-c4c
      @Tre-c4c 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      How he he strange when she agreed to date him she should’ve got rid of her kids first

  • @davonbooker2752
    @davonbooker2752 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    This dude is a str8 comedian 🤣🤣

  • @MrFox-qb1jx
    @MrFox-qb1jx 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +259

    And this is why I do NOT go to women's houses that I do not FULLY know.

    • @tima.478
      @tima.478 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Def gotta "vet" these chicks out for a MINUTE!

    • @theMister07
      @theMister07 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I think 💭 that way when I service new customers cars. Crazy EXs will be dealt with off the Periodic Table (Pb)…….

    • @ChrisWaden
      @ChrisWaden 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah i never been to a woman house that i have intercourse with or talking to yeah it a hotel or a motel for me

    • @vidalsmith9160
      @vidalsmith9160 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Exactly

    • @Soulplaya007
      @Soulplaya007 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Never expect full disclosure from somebody, even if they're divorced. People lie so much, you don't know who they're still messing with. All it takes is somebody still in their feelings, or you being around their kids and you or them end up in the grave.

  • @LataureanEzell
    @LataureanEzell 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +163

    "I was sitting next to box of ritz, I remember specifically" lmao

    • @TheLadyj8402
      @TheLadyj8402 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      😂😂😂

    • @retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106
      @retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      😂 eating one of the kids fruit snacks and that PS5 he was already to comfortable.

    • @otismeotisme7987
      @otismeotisme7987 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      And I got a box Ritz today😂

    • @Rose-j1q5v
      @Rose-j1q5v หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😅 tht part was hilarious...specific for no damn reason 😭😭😭😭

  • @islammujahid1278
    @islammujahid1278 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +687

    Fellas, if you have to go into character with different costumes to date a woman 🚩with children, she’s not worth it. It would be better if she would come on your turf. That’s where you have total control of everything.

    • @background187
      @background187 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      Buddy and his ilk are clowns for the box. It's his kind that got women feeling like they're worth more than they truly are.

    • @deraydavis9169
      @deraydavis9169 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      .

    • @hymnisphear
      @hymnisphear 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      رمضان مبارك

    • @sealedindictment
      @sealedindictment 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      the punani be fire 🔥 though 😬

    • @DRicketts
      @DRicketts 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I as a woman totally agree don’t fall for the dumb stuff

  • @cw7443
    @cw7443 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I LOVE THAT GUY, HE WAS SOOO FUNNY I CRACKED UP😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jahneastanfield2662
    @jahneastanfield2662 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +892

    That woman wasn't single.
    A person is still married; until a divorce is granted.

    • @DJFRASSMAD
      @DJFRASSMAD 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      It cost money to divorce,so shorty going to have to get back with husband or get money divorce so she can have her fun time with no scary situations

    • @drvincentedwards7210
      @drvincentedwards7210 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Single or not, back in the day I would ask “is it safe”?

    • @454lin
      @454lin 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bruh you honestly believe this story. You just as delusional as j r wisdom

    • @intentionalhome
      @intentionalhome 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      @@DJFRASSMAD It cost money to date so until a divorce is granted dating shouldn’t be on the agenda ijs

    • @GHardaway504
      @GHardaway504 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      @@DJFRASSMADno tf it don’t. That’s an excuse. If there are no businesses together or assets, that shit easy.

  • @ChrisKash815
    @ChrisKash815 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +218

    Dude telling that story was funny as shit. It was hard to take em seriously 😂😂😂. He said I wasn’t gon let her say it 3 times!!💀💀💀

    • @cephasmee6456
      @cephasmee6456 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      😂😂😂

    • @Rejolt331
      @Rejolt331 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He should have stayed with the dog cage. 😂😂

    • @davidstar2362
      @davidstar2362 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤣🤣🤣😅

    • @voyageswithshyeasha1398
      @voyageswithshyeasha1398 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😅

    • @StreetsofATL_19
      @StreetsofATL_19 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      He just has a good sense of humor but that was a very dangerous situation. 😒

  • @jubilantvision2212
    @jubilantvision2212 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +115

    The rule I learned was not to go to her house; some of these women lie about being single, bro.

    • @luvbig41
      @luvbig41 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      EXACTLY!!! That is Rule #2. Women always neglect to mention their crazy ex.

    • @TheNewHope2010
      @TheNewHope2010 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@luvbig41Yes. I was about to say the same thing. Some women lie about being single And some women are single with an ex who won't accept them being single.
      In this scenario what I don't understand is how a woman allows herself to be hit and has enough courage to mouth off but not enough courage to call the cops on him. In her own words he's done it before. Dude should have been in jail.

    • @aggtown9616
      @aggtown9616 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Seen a video a woman was getting smashed in front of house while husband was sleep 😂😂

  • @Bipolar7049
    @Bipolar7049 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    His story was So entertaining and because I have a TV in my head I actually saw him getting thrown into that table 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂💀💀💀

    • @natsusatsujinki8342
      @natsusatsujinki8342 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You have an imagination. Come on man. It's called a vivid imagination. I have on too though. I enjoy reading because of it. 😂

  • @phenomenal-fitness
    @phenomenal-fitness 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    His storytelling ability is A1 👌🏾

  • @antnedavis5686
    @antnedavis5686 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +520

    He sounds like T-Pain

    • @TonyTarantula
      @TonyTarantula 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      Well, he was in pain...

    • @outcastm1547
      @outcastm1547 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      ​@@TonyTarantula😂😂 ok

    • @marquesgeiger11
      @marquesgeiger11 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Lol

    • @majesticw7668
      @majesticw7668 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      looks like him too

    • @Prettylady2211
      @Prettylady2211 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      He really do!

  • @yoCBOOGiE
    @yoCBOOGiE 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +246

    The rapper Trouble was deleted in Conyers GA because of a situation like that

  • @dabbydabby6484
    @dabbydabby6484 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +144

    *Cos-playing for some cheeks... ain't worth dying over🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️*

    • @janniehayes7175
      @janniehayes7175 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😅😅😅😅😅

    • @Letthemtalkhes
      @Letthemtalkhes 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ruthcook8599
    @ruthcook8599 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I'M NOT INTO MAKING NOBODY JEALOUS, WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU I'M DONE 🎯💯🔥♒️

  • @simplyneesha5736
    @simplyneesha5736 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The fact that she was ok with the whole situation is what got me because it's not like she didn't know who she was with or what he would do. I'm so glad that not all women and men are the same

  • @GraphicSolutions360
    @GraphicSolutions360 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +172

    Bruh obviously grabbed the wrong tool kit…

    • @T0MAND3RSON
      @T0MAND3RSON 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Whole time I'm thinking this dude speaking code should've known better

    • @T0MAND3RSON
      @T0MAND3RSON 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      My guy you should've started working on shit. I would've started giving estimates like yea that's gon be around 800

    • @dannyforlife4586
      @dannyforlife4586 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      😂😂😂

    • @GraphicSolutions360
      @GraphicSolutions360 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@T0MAND3RSON 🤣

    • @angelphilbert1200
      @angelphilbert1200 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Most underated comment!!!@@T0MAND3RSON

  • @gregoryhunter3524
    @gregoryhunter3524 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

    Please, bro, have this man create a TH-cam channel… His storytelling is hilarious. Glad to see you made it through sir.

    • @thesupervisor3270
      @thesupervisor3270 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He needs a TH-cam channel because of one story?

    • @26MECH
      @26MECH 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Facts tho homie is a great story teller funny as hell lol

    • @LordCommandor
      @LordCommandor 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yo😂😂😂😂

    • @gregoryhunter3524
      @gregoryhunter3524 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Yes, sometimes you only need one time to tell if a person has what it takes, just my humble opinion. In case you were wondering, I watched it four more times, and It was equally as hilarious as the first time.

  • @Treemonieee
    @Treemonieee 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    Some exes are crazy no matter if you are a parent or not 🤷🏼‍♀️ Men have crazy exes as well..

  • @AprilLeon
    @AprilLeon 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    😂😂😂 the part when he said he played dead. Omg if this is true I feel for the guy at least he gave tips 😂😂

  • @JohnDoe-kt1et
    @JohnDoe-kt1et 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Rule number 1 from experience:
    you NEVER go to a woman’s house specially if she has small children. Pick her up or meet her somewhere and do NOT take her to your house, pay for a hotel and drop her off early in the am.

  • @jimmyr204
    @jimmyr204 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +148

    This has happened to me twice. I show up to get my date, and there's not electricity at her place. Because she hasn't paid the electric bill! Seriously?! Needless to say, I got the hell out of there as quickly as possible. Yikes?!

    • @SimplyAdiva
      @SimplyAdiva 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      😂😂

    • @TheLadyj8402
      @TheLadyj8402 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Idbu!

    • @kokocherel3670
      @kokocherel3670 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂

    • @tupactargaryen
      @tupactargaryen 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      How you trying to date with no electricity in house? 😂

    • @user-yw7tp5ti3q
      @user-yw7tp5ti3q 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Happened to me. Spanish chick , while family was there, her mom dad everything. They looking at me I’m looking at them. I left lol

  • @shalimarie9016
    @shalimarie9016 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +271

    That was a very dangerous situation that she put him in .That is why it is wise to avoid baby mamas,baby daddys, soon-to-be divorcees, users,and master manipulators. It don’t pay to be in dangerous situations because people know exactly what they involving others into.

    • @edgarramirez9113
      @edgarramirez9113 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      That's right.....
      So ummmm..... you single?? Lolololol

    • @blazenben
      @blazenben 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@edgarramirez9113 I love the confidence 😂 Let's go champ!!!... Follow through... 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MrBronx61
      @MrBronx61 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      💯💯💯💯 Say it again for the folks in the back!

    • @shon0032
      @shon0032 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Right, meet at a public location. If someone is still married...kindly wait until the divorce is completed or keep it moving!

    • @lamontmclemore6027
      @lamontmclemore6027 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Just meet little Momma in a public place and be safe

  • @leroyjenkins4811
    @leroyjenkins4811 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +249

    This is why you don’t mess with single mothers, divorcees, and women with men who are locked up. I don’t even mess with widows. Somebody in their family might have a problem with you. Single women with no attachments are already scandalous enough. Why invite even more trouble?

    • @msolja
      @msolja 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Facts

    • @dannydscoonz
      @dannydscoonz 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Just park across the street like buddy said. You'll be! Aight 😂😂😂

    • @samblesselo877
      @samblesselo877 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      You don't even mess with widows. Lol. That one got me 😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @TheLillipuss
      @TheLillipuss 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Yeah don’t mess with anyone who’s dated anyone either! Best advice

    • @leroyjenkins4811
      @leroyjenkins4811 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      @@TheLillipuss
      I’m not saying never go on dates. It’s just that you really gotta do your homework and research people by taking your time and asking questions. Watch behaviors. Even then, you gotta be careful because people lie about things. Take time to test theories and wait for the truth to come to light. I do not go over to women’s houses for the first few series of dates. Even after we know each other, I’m still not going to do it. Why? You can get trapped in a violent situation, like this brother did. He went over there and got beat up by her crazy ex. But what if she had a gang of dudes over there waiting to rob him or worse? No. We’re meeting in a public place. And I’m keeping my head on a swivel to see if I’m being watched or followed. Just be careful and think with your big head instead of the little one. So many men get blinded by the possibility of sex that they abandon their common sense, often with deadly results.

  • @Pecan504
    @Pecan504 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "He picked her up like a toddler & then the couch flipped over." "I knew i wasn't dead but i played dead". I'm weak af. LMAO 🤣😂😆

  • @MrDMGS
    @MrDMGS 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    He turned a scary situation into a hilarious story. This would be great material to use in stand-up comedy.🤣🤣

  • @mightychild1057
    @mightychild1057 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1:39 it's the baby daddy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I didn't even get to the part to hear it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jsj31313jj
    @jsj31313jj 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +142

    "All the world is a stage, and its inhabitants are the actors."
    -Shakespeare

    • @LordCommandor
      @LordCommandor 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Shakespeare called it centuries ago.

    • @Jon79w
      @Jon79w 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      💯

    • @russellmuscle7434
      @russellmuscle7434 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Shakespeare the original og!

    • @tanyaisom
      @tanyaisom 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This would have made a helluva comedy sketch.🤣🤣🤣

    • @LordCommandor
      @LordCommandor 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@russellmuscle7434 Him and Rod Serling.

  • @mars353
    @mars353 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +119

    I had a baby momma basically hit on me and invite me over that night. It was a big one room apartment. The kid was a baby so he was in his crib while we wore out the bed. Then I heard a key in the door but it was bolted from the inside and didn’t open. I asked her “who’s that?” She said casually “my husband.” My jaw dropped because I didn’t know about a husband and I had no way out. The kid is standing in the crib crying, I can’t get out, her husband won’t leave, and she’s no help. I waited for over two hours for him to leave. But he was just waiting on the street in his car. As soon as he saw me, he was in my face. I told him that I didn’t mean to disrespect him, apologized, and asked him to let me pass in peace. I made clear that I’m not afraid of him and, if pushed, I’m going to fight back hard. He was mad but he let me pass.

    • @cinquentakhamseen3124
      @cinquentakhamseen3124 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      😮Oh my stars I am sorry you even went through that

    • @carmelwine7610
      @carmelwine7610 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Easy tail, hard lessons.

    • @mars353
      @mars353 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@cinquentakhamseen3124 I think she set me up to fight her husband. I was a store salesman at the time and, after I sold her something, she asked me for my number. She called later and asked me to come over. When I got there, she said she couldn’t go out because she didn’t have anyone to keep the baby that I didn’t even know about. We sat on the couch, watching TV, and I felt awkward because the baby had been standing in the crib looking at me the whole time. The baby eventually fell asleep but I guess I didn’t move on her fast enough. So she got up without a word, stripped naked, turned off the TV, turned out the light, and got into the bed. I asked whether she wanted me to leave and she said something like “just get in the bed,” knowing that no man would say no. She created the one scenario that any husband (I didn’t know she had one) would explode over when he found me there in his bed and left me with no option other than to fight my way out. But she didn’t expect me to apologize. In fact, I told him what happened, said that his wife is very attractive, and asked what he would have done if he were me? Then I said his wife is his and I would never see her again. He thought for a minute and stepped aside.

    • @fortunateson2
      @fortunateson2 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      High price small reward.

    • @hamptonlittle2271
      @hamptonlittle2271 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Oh Lord!

  • @TreTitan176
    @TreTitan176 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1749

    He forgot the most important tool 🔫

    • @reallife0728
      @reallife0728 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

      NO DOUBT!!!!

    • @Leonard_Washington76
      @Leonard_Washington76 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      That part!

    • @king40kal24
      @king40kal24 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      😂💯🎯

    • @RONALD......
      @RONALD...... 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      Always under all circumstances

    • @davecurry5604
      @davecurry5604 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

      The POWER TOOL you never know when you have blow away some .....leaves.

  • @frozentundra7446
    @frozentundra7446 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That was, by far, the best story in 2024 on the internet I have heard! I was hanging on to every word and voice inflection. Bravo for surviving the event!👏👏👏

  • @natashaadams4323
    @natashaadams4323 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 He took that a$$ whooping like a man! Glad he can have, a great sense of humor about it.....

  • @JahJah021
    @JahJah021 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    She was using the side dude to make baby daddy jealous! TRUST - it was all by design!

    • @JoshuaAnzalone-zk5ht
      @JoshuaAnzalone-zk5ht 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Exactly and baby daddy couldn't handle it

    • @JoshuaAnzalone-zk5ht
      @JoshuaAnzalone-zk5ht 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Man I haven't been with the mother of my child in yearsssss and a dude spent the night with her while I was in town and spent the night with my child. I saw him butt naked in the middle of the night and me and him were laughing and joking when he went to the bathroom in the middle of the night. It was epic 😂😂😂 I didn't give a shit.

    • @JahJah021
      @JahJah021 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@JoshuaAnzalone-zk5ht Bet they back together 😎

    • @JoshuaAnzalone-zk5ht
      @JoshuaAnzalone-zk5ht 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@JahJah021 oh for sure 🤣🤣🤣

    • @opulence_prime
      @opulence_prime 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Since we just saying anything he was using the baby sitter as a dbl agent and who knows what else.

  • @Mr.Boring_Man
    @Mr.Boring_Man 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    He's funny. 😂😂

  • @divinedestiny2774
    @divinedestiny2774 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I'm a woman too and I do NOT like drama either. I love my peace and my kids too much, and we live in a peaceful home. I would NEVER put another person's life in danger like that, especially without them knowing. I'm glad he survived it.

  • @emancebo13
    @emancebo13 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    They don't like drama, they love it...

  • @gaelablake2692
    @gaelablake2692 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    He is an amazing story teller!! I so enjoyed him.

  • @SamiyyahBz
    @SamiyyahBz 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    That guy is an AWESOME storyteller 😂

  • @sandasturner9529
    @sandasturner9529 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    Homie went through that part 16 of that R Kelly song. OGs know what I'm talking about

    • @themadrapper101
      @themadrapper101 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      R Kelly hid in P Diddy closet when Usher came over

    • @kindhoneyrose1979
      @kindhoneyrose1979 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Trapped In Da Pantry 😂😂😂

    • @sandasturner9529
      @sandasturner9529 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@themadrapper101 dam

  • @TonyTarantula
    @TonyTarantula 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    Why didn't he use the toolbag he brought and just step out like "door is fixed, ma'am. Expect my invoice".

    • @NO-END
      @NO-END 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Same thing I said your cable is fixed have a great day!!

    • @jordanglasper1064
      @jordanglasper1064 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It probably had no tools in it lol

    • @googletwo8952
      @googletwo8952 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@jordanglasper1064🤣🤣🤣

    • @will_cashgrow2294
      @will_cashgrow2294 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Babydaddy wasn't tryin hear that 😆 he came for wreak no matter what

  • @imax006
    @imax006 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That guy is funny and humble. It takes integrity to say when you get your ass kicked. Glad he's safe after the whole incident.

  • @julianrobinson1181
    @julianrobinson1181 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Momma dating the cableman😂 nothing more humiliating standing in the closet holding all your clothes hoping they don't come back here which way are you running😂

  • @jeffersonrobert77
    @jeffersonrobert77 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    😂😂😂😂😂I don't blame him shit I would of jumped out the window

  • @GTO_CAL
    @GTO_CAL 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    😂🤣.. The half spin ,I couldn't take it no more 😂😂🤣😆
    His 1st mistake was goin to her house, not the driveway ,she betta me at the spot where we goin

  • @tommypearson9260
    @tommypearson9260 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    Bro I ain't never felt comfortable at a single moms house unless I knew for sure dude was done.
    These women try to get you to spend the night that's the best way to get got 💯

    • @isaacisrael4593
      @isaacisrael4593 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Straight up!!!!!

    • @retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106
      @retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Men are most vulnerable when caught with they pants down.

    • @adeyowodunni5011
      @adeyowodunni5011 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Rip trouble

    • @TheFirstTEE1
      @TheFirstTEE1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Bout 10 years ago where I'm from dude broke in and shot the new dude in his dome while him and shorty slept.

    • @brosmile9388
      @brosmile9388 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@TheFirstTEE1And where did that get him?

  • @mariaceaser2956
    @mariaceaser2956 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    He said he wasn’t going to let her say it 3 times 😂😂he funny af.

  • @mayah5396
    @mayah5396 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Omg I’m losing my mind in this break room listening to this man tell this story 🤣

  • @karolinaslim223
    @karolinaslim223 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    That's why I stay strapped. I ain't doing all that. Put your hands up, open the door, back yo ass up and I'm gone.

  • @ronniegaither9585
    @ronniegaither9585 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    The half spin through the kitchen to the playing dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @313Martin
      @313Martin 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      😂😅 that left me weak

    • @ronniegaither9585
      @ronniegaither9585 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I watched that part bout 10 times

    • @laurenroberts1404
      @laurenroberts1404 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      💀

  • @Crissycat79
    @Crissycat79 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    I cried laughing 😂 the way he told that story was classic 🎉

  • @WINWIN_912
    @WINWIN_912 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "I'm not gon lie, yea I played dead"🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ballgame3273
    @ballgame3273 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Next time come out with the vest and say all fixed 😂😂😂

  • @reallife0728
    @reallife0728 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    GOTTA BRING THAT
    " I AINT GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS" WITH YOU!!!!!

    • @nkulingqola6192
      @nkulingqola6192 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @will_cashgrow2294
      @will_cashgrow2294 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I saw a couple of people in the comments say something similar. Y'all must not be listening to the story the baby's father didn't want to hear ish he chose violence and that's it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jamespaz322
    @jamespaz322 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    He said she looked at me like I was expecting company 😂😂😂😂

  • @williambreeze2659
    @williambreeze2659 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    That was wild as hell! She did this brother dirty!

  • @goddessshehrizah7531
    @goddessshehrizah7531 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    😂😂😂 I know this is supposed to be serious advice, but this is absolutely hilarious. 😂😂😂

  • @tialee4170
    @tialee4170 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    That’s sad, why even bring someone into this type of bs.

  • @LeonardEarnshaw
    @LeonardEarnshaw 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

    Nice video, there is nothing like a perfect marriage or relationship. I However learnt that in everything there is always a solution, 5 years ago my wife and I were on the brink of a divorce because we were having some difficulties in our marriage but we are back together ,it was a really bad phase but we got through it..

    • @BruceKnapp-n4q
      @BruceKnapp-n4q 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      is a lot of sense in what you just said and I hope mine works the same way too, we are currently separated but I cant live without her, I love her so much. wish I can get her back I can do anything to have her back, we have tried therapy amongst other things

    • @LeonardEarnshaw
      @LeonardEarnshaw 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      always difficult to let someone you love go, but in my case I had the help of a spiritual adviser who saved my marriage from collapsing her name is Suzanne Ann Walters.

    • @BruceKnapp-n4q
      @BruceKnapp-n4q 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I will look her up online right now.... I hope this works for me too

    • @LeonardEarnshaw
      @LeonardEarnshaw 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You definitely should. You wont regret it

    • @muziq99
      @muziq99 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How many men did she fornicate with during your split?

  • @brotherskeeper2253
    @brotherskeeper2253 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Bro is a legendary storyteller.. Funny asF

  • @hecki3528
    @hecki3528 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +306

    This mofo confessing to being punked 😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TreTitan176
      @TreTitan176 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      Bro made it sound like a rite of passage 😂 😂😂 🤣 😭

    • @Ballacissoko-v4g
      @Ballacissoko-v4g 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      Yup .and I’m not fighting over no pushka.i take the plunking

    • @SP-gk9pg
      @SP-gk9pg 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

      Living isn't punking. It's dummies that try to be hard that end up.....

    • @user-pm2sq1yn6i
      @user-pm2sq1yn6i 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​@@SP-gk9pgthat part

    • @christopherrobinson1219
      @christopherrobinson1219 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      u young. i can tell. being a tough guy is the most important thing.

  • @leonwoodard3011
    @leonwoodard3011 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    🤣🤣🤣 he survived

  • @llRoadToFamell
    @llRoadToFamell 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Baby mama shuffle safety handbook 😂🤣🤣

  • @kashmoney1043
    @kashmoney1043 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Lolll Dayum, I needed this laughter frfr. Dude I'm glad you wasnt hurt but you definitely need your own show😂

  • @uwemattiss880
    @uwemattiss880 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    This guy is hilarious😂😂,he can make a good comedian his narration is on another level.

  • @4kevb
    @4kevb 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    😂😂😂 I’m dying. Great story.

  • @OfficialBlackWallStreetFilm
    @OfficialBlackWallStreetFilm 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I don't think any of this happened...but I imagined it all happened...and loved every bit of it 🤣🤦🏿‍♂️

  • @BigKingBB76
    @BigKingBB76 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I got a few punches in... I lied 😂😂😂😂

  • @jonhernando3469
    @jonhernando3469 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    They squabbling they squabbling😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jwats5713
    @jwats5713 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    This was mad funny.

  • @YahRiYah_Ahava777
    @YahRiYah_Ahava777 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +139

    I am a woman, and no I do not like drama. I have a child and, when he was little and we separated, never have we fought or had beef or stepped on each other space or toes. Full respect because I demand peace. Love and peace. It can be done. So no, that is not true, not all women like drama. I can't stand it.

    • @blossom1290
      @blossom1290 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      what this lady should have done is move away from baby daddy if he was toxic and as we can see he is,

    • @blossom1290
      @blossom1290 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      same I like my peace and quiet

    • @swatkins67
      @swatkins67 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Where you from 😍

    • @PumpdaBrakes-ub8kp
      @PumpdaBrakes-ub8kp 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      not all women. sure. that's common sense. however, a LARGE percentage of sisters are like this. yall, unfortunately, are the least married and most baby mamas. Glad you are working it out with your man but most women do not. they use that kid as a WEAPON.

    • @YahRiYah_Ahava777
      @YahRiYah_Ahava777 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@PumpdaBrakes-ub8kp Sad. I was raised better than that, and my father is awesome, so I had a really good example from both my mom and dad. But still all this bickering between genders is so sad. I wish we can come together.

  • @margaretgreenwood4243
    @margaretgreenwood4243 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Best Laugh I’ve had in ages. Thank you 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JMoroccoMisterBoy
    @JMoroccoMisterBoy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Protect YOURSELF at all cost"
    Tks. much.

  • @cliffordgriffith818
    @cliffordgriffith818 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    I could see kevin hart and ice cube, being in a movie, like that. 😅

    • @davidstar2362
      @davidstar2362 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @hercules4171
    @hercules4171 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    That was pure comedy I didn’t believe not one word he said definitely over exaggerate 😂😂😂

  • @johnankrah299
    @johnankrah299 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    You got set up playa. Some women will use the new man to fight with the old man.

  • @Leftyin2024
    @Leftyin2024 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This guy is an amazing story teller! Pure comedian!🤣🤣🤣

  • @bigscinto5547
    @bigscinto5547 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "I got a few shots in which was a bold faced lie" 😂😂😂😂

  • @coreyjenkins45
    @coreyjenkins45 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    I would have went out the backdoor or window when she told me to head to the pantry.

  • @earlybird015
    @earlybird015 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    Amongst reasons like this I don’t mess with single moms

    • @blossom1290
      @blossom1290 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      even if it a single mother, some women got toxic ex's and they can be dangerous as well, especially if she in the same area as them

    • @nochey78
      @nochey78 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@blossom1290 who’s gonna be involved in who’s life more though???
      A toxic ex in a single childless woman’s life??
      Or a toxic ex/baby daddy in a single mother’s life???
      Can we please stop with the false equivalencies???

    • @blossom1290
      @blossom1290 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@nochey78 single childless mother is safer but there is still some danger if the toxic ex can't get over her, and a toxic baby daddy don't really have to be in a single mother life if he's toxic, she should have moved away🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @nochey78
      @nochey78 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@blossom1290 you didnt answer my question..

    • @blossom1290
      @blossom1290 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@nochey78 well obviously the ex baby daddy would be in the child's life more but that's a choice, the mother don't really have to have him around if he's toxic

  • @vinwah5923
    @vinwah5923 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This one had me laughing after he got tossed across the table...😂

  • @vesselinsurance8802
    @vesselinsurance8802 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I don't know if this is real or not but it's funny! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @garcel1251
    @garcel1251 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    She used buddy as a duck when she opened the door she wasn’t on his side….

  • @TLACY606
    @TLACY606 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    This is why you don't deal with single moms. They always have too much drama going on. Them women opened their legs to the guy and popped out some kids, so they need to work it out themselves. Ain't nobody got time to be bringing costumes and hiding in pantries.

    • @troubleinthevalley5884
      @troubleinthevalley5884 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wow you're disgusting. I'm a single mother and would absolutely never conduct myself like this. I do nothing but work 7 days a week 50 plus hours take care of my disabled child don't have any men in or out of my life and I prefer it that way. Especially because there's nothing but dudes like you out there. I'd rather be a single mom than have to put up with some nasty bitter punk ass dude talking sideways out of his ass because some girl hurt him in the past or because he's tired of getting rejected and so he turns it around on the women because he don't want to take accountability for himself and his own actions and bad attitude

    • @tima.478
      @tima.478 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      IKR, the pantry my ninja...I'm over here rollin! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @NikkiJayArtistry
      @NikkiJayArtistry 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Wow.. what a harsh judgement

    • @TLACY606
      @TLACY606 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Alot times reality/the truth IS harsh. The only exception would be if the woman is a widow. But, if women want to have kids with these emotionally unstable, violent MFs AND HAVE KIDS with them, then you reap what you sow. Don't be out here expecting other men to "save" you. They tell us men all the damn time, to "choose better" when we have problems with women. But its a problem when we say it back. No time for the double standard BS.@@NikkiJayArtistry

    • @HarryClipzFilmz
      @HarryClipzFilmz 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It doesn't have to be a single mom. It could be ex's also. This one chick i was seeing (first time i had met her and was about to smash) had a crazy ex who slit her tires mad cause i was there

  • @Fowler0526
    @Fowler0526 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    You never go to a chicks crib… I learned my lesson on this

  • @TheCheshier88
    @TheCheshier88 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I’ve been a similar situation where her ex dude randomly showed up to our house. Thank God I had the tool on me. Otherwise it probably would’ve been some extra drama that I really didn’t need or want.

  • @ScorpioMoonGirl
    @ScorpioMoonGirl 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    This story 😮😮😮😮😮😮 rules I didn't want to laugh but 🤣 he played dead 💀