Bert Kreischer: “I Fought a Bear One Time” - This Is Not Happening

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  • @denisemcdougal6445
    @denisemcdougal6445 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Bear sitting on the park bench

  • @ogmickeydiamond
    @ogmickeydiamond ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:50 Nate Bargatze joke

    • @mrsetamayple
      @mrsetamayple ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh damn you’re right, except Nate is actually funny

  • @jimbeans2466
    @jimbeans2466 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Bert is proof of how far you can get exclusively with misplaced confidence.

  • @raymondlin8728
    @raymondlin8728 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    A bear and a cub is taking a sh×t in the woods
    Bear turns to the cub and asks:
    "Do you have problems with shxt sticking to your fur?
    Little bear says, "No."
    Big bear picks up the little bear and wipes his butt with him.

  • @josephprovencher6345
    @josephprovencher6345 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I literally was brushing my teeth when he got to the bears never brush their teeth part and blew toothpaste everywhere lol 😂

  • @razzdazzvideos5194
    @razzdazzvideos5194 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Need to watch this minus a shirt 😂

  • @alanmott-smith9358
    @alanmott-smith9358 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Hey Comedy Central, pay Dave Chappelle the $85,000.00 that you owe him for that last episode of The Chappelle Show.

    • @sagesufferswell
      @sagesufferswell ปีที่แล้ว

      Dave has a net worth of 60 million. I doubt he cares about 85k.

    • @DeniseEngle-vl3ph
      @DeniseEngle-vl3ph ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@sagesufferswellThat is not the point. Dave Chapel created gold for them. And they need to break off what they owe him. Fix that part of them that says its okay to screw people over. Make an honest attempt to heal that part of him they broke. Later success aint got nothing to do with that.

    • @Jarock316
      @Jarock316 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@sagesufferswell Doesn't matter. NO ONE likes getting stiffed on pay, especially on pay that's due.

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Wow. What a story. That made me cry from laughing so hard.

  • @jedipat204
    @jedipat204 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Why did he get TV shows in the first place? His whole career baffles me, that people think he's funny even more so.

  • @capnstewy55
    @capnstewy55 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Always funny no matter how many times I hear it. That bear ate that trainer a month later.

    • @adriennewaterhouse5174
      @adriennewaterhouse5174 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      For real? Need the story

    • @capnstewy55
      @capnstewy55 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @adriennewaterhouse5174 there is an episode of a podcast where Lianne discusses it. Possibly your mom's house but I'm unsure.

    • @drd1924
      @drd1924 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@capnstewy55 no way? find the link for us! That's nuts

  • @larrygraham4875
    @larrygraham4875 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Brett Krishna...think that bear ohs you some marshmallows 😁🥰

  • @chonk4544
    @chonk4544 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    another great stand up comedy !

  • @Dollarkat
    @Dollarkat ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Marshmallows are antimatter.
    They have a 1 trillion year shelf life, and are made with corn syrup, gums and stabilizers.

    • @gmack930
      @gmack930 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and cow/pig bones

  • @dunkelmonkey
    @dunkelmonkey ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's got his shirt on?? LOL

  • @robertluna8993
    @robertluna8993 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’ve never even heard of this guys comedy. Saw his machine movie and it was not good.

  • @munimmoon1382
    @munimmoon1382 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Nah ari slipped him acid and he was talking to joe rogan thinking hes a bear lol

  • @pleappleappleap
    @pleappleappleap ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's wearing a shirt!

  • @D.M.ggww21
    @D.M.ggww21 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Marshmallows in side me. Common. That’s funny

  • @jerijayz3929
    @jerijayz3929 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude! lol I get it. Its off.

  • @brendasykes6931
    @brendasykes6931 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hi

  • @D.M.ggww21
    @D.M.ggww21 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    LOL. I would have never done that for her. LOL

  • @michaelobryan1968
    @michaelobryan1968 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was just great all around. Bear-y good.
    Sorry.

  • @williamcline4320
    @williamcline4320 ปีที่แล้ว

    He found the cave

  • @jenna7675
    @jenna7675 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Please keep wearing a shirt.

  • @cloudsombrero
    @cloudsombrero ปีที่แล้ว +7

    no one ever calls Bert out for lies we really be letting him think we believe this bs

  • @LuisTheMexican
    @LuisTheMexican 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    did not know joe rogan identified as a Bear

  • @corls-vo6tr
    @corls-vo6tr 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😂

  • @ElonMustard69
    @ElonMustard69 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He didnt make me laugh ot even smile. Theo von is the goat

  • @maisipilcher9984
    @maisipilcher9984 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is very old yall

  • @NurseMikeVO
    @NurseMikeVO 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    How is anyone laughing at this?

  • @Joi_to_da_World
    @Joi_to_da_World ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this guy😂

  • @robbielex
    @robbielex ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Burnt Chrysler re-upload for the big THE MACHINE movie release ❤❤❤

    • @youknow2849
      @youknow2849 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The movie flopped😂😂😂

  • @daru6088
    @daru6088 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Where is Joe rogan 😅

  • @siegfriedphilip
    @siegfriedphilip ปีที่แล้ว

    6:03 had me rofl😂😂😂😂

  • @gbirm5957
    @gbirm5957 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Didn't happen lol there's a video out there *similar* to this except the bear is a black bear and its another guy entirely. I've got a feeling this guy watches that video and decided to steal the story with embellishment

  • @portlandgoose4727
    @portlandgoose4727 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Cool fiction bro. I have a hard time believing a single word this attention desperate narcissist says.

  • @TheNaturalPatHarris
    @TheNaturalPatHarris ปีที่แล้ว +39

    This guys really clinging to his 15mins isn’t he

    • @meburpzilla
      @meburpzilla ปีที่แล้ว

      This was recorded in 2015. He’s notably fatter now

    • @kwest1realbadman967
      @kwest1realbadman967 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      the machine does not cling

    • @acetate909
      @acetate909 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@kwest1realbadman967
      Any comedian with a catchphrase and a gimmick has limited time. It seems like people are starting to get tired of Berts shirtless alcohol shtick. It may have been fun when he was younger but as a father in his 50s it's pretty sad.

    • @kwest1realbadman967
      @kwest1realbadman967 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@acetate909 I didn't know he had a catchphrase, what is it? I thought his fame was from Van Wilder. I only recently found out he was a comedian

    • @bennett4789
      @bennett4789 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      this aired 8 years ago

  • @drekarteristhekovanant
    @drekarteristhekovanant ปีที่แล้ว

    ‼️🔥❤️

  • @nebulous6660
    @nebulous6660 ปีที่แล้ว

    sounds completely made up

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 ปีที่แล้ว

    At first angry that he participated in mistreatment of that bear but a/he gets revenge and some later lines struck me as very funny. Justice!

  • @salsa_blanco
    @salsa_blanco 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thankfully this lie didn't take wings so he can extend his unfunny career

  • @peruviandude8258
    @peruviandude8258 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude is not funny.

  • @adamcohen7361
    @adamcohen7361 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This could not have happened

  • @WhoDontLikeGouda136
    @WhoDontLikeGouda136 ปีที่แล้ว

    The machine doesnt wear shirts. Obviously an imposter😂😂

  • @rodneytuxedo7559
    @rodneytuxedo7559 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So unfunny i thought William Montgomery was next.