A bear and a cub is taking a sh×t in the woods Bear turns to the cub and asks: "Do you have problems with shxt sticking to your fur? Little bear says, "No." Big bear picks up the little bear and wipes his butt with him.
@@sagesufferswellThat is not the point. Dave Chapel created gold for them. And they need to break off what they owe him. Fix that part of them that says its okay to screw people over. Make an honest attempt to heal that part of him they broke. Later success aint got nothing to do with that.
Didn't happen lol there's a video out there *similar* to this except the bear is a black bear and its another guy entirely. I've got a feeling this guy watches that video and decided to steal the story with embellishment
@@kwest1realbadman967 Any comedian with a catchphrase and a gimmick has limited time. It seems like people are starting to get tired of Berts shirtless alcohol shtick. It may have been fun when he was younger but as a father in his 50s it's pretty sad.
Bear sitting on the park bench
1:50 Nate Bargatze joke
Oh damn you’re right, except Nate is actually funny
Bert is proof of how far you can get exclusively with misplaced confidence.
A bear and a cub is taking a sh×t in the woods
Bear turns to the cub and asks:
"Do you have problems with shxt sticking to your fur?
Little bear says, "No."
Big bear picks up the little bear and wipes his butt with him.
I literally was brushing my teeth when he got to the bears never brush their teeth part and blew toothpaste everywhere lol 😂
You find this funny?
@@mightymouse5029you don't?
Need to watch this minus a shirt 😂
A real bear hahaha
Hey Comedy Central, pay Dave Chappelle the $85,000.00 that you owe him for that last episode of The Chappelle Show.
Dave has a net worth of 60 million. I doubt he cares about 85k.
@@sagesufferswellThat is not the point. Dave Chapel created gold for them. And they need to break off what they owe him. Fix that part of them that says its okay to screw people over. Make an honest attempt to heal that part of him they broke. Later success aint got nothing to do with that.
@@sagesufferswell Doesn't matter. NO ONE likes getting stiffed on pay, especially on pay that's due.
Wow. What a story. That made me cry from laughing so hard.
Why did he get TV shows in the first place? His whole career baffles me, that people think he's funny even more so.
Always funny no matter how many times I hear it. That bear ate that trainer a month later.
For real? Need the story
@adriennewaterhouse5174 there is an episode of a podcast where Lianne discusses it. Possibly your mom's house but I'm unsure.
@@capnstewy55 no way? find the link for us! That's nuts
Brett Krishna...think that bear ohs you some marshmallows 😁🥰
another great stand up comedy !
Marshmallows are antimatter.
They have a 1 trillion year shelf life, and are made with corn syrup, gums and stabilizers.
and cow/pig bones
He's got his shirt on?? LOL
I’ve never even heard of this guys comedy. Saw his machine movie and it was not good.
Nah ari slipped him acid and he was talking to joe rogan thinking hes a bear lol
He's wearing a shirt!
Marshmallows in side me. Common. That’s funny
Dude! lol I get it. Its off.
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LOL. I would have never done that for her. LOL
That was just great all around. Bear-y good.
Sorry.
He found the cave
Please keep wearing a shirt.
no one ever calls Bert out for lies we really be letting him think we believe this bs
did not know joe rogan identified as a Bear
😂
He didnt make me laugh ot even smile. Theo von is the goat
This is very old yall
How is anyone laughing at this?
I love this guy😂
Burnt Chrysler re-upload for the big THE MACHINE movie release ❤❤❤
The movie flopped😂😂😂
Where is Joe rogan 😅
6:03 had me rofl😂😂😂😂
Didn't happen lol there's a video out there *similar* to this except the bear is a black bear and its another guy entirely. I've got a feeling this guy watches that video and decided to steal the story with embellishment
Cool fiction bro. I have a hard time believing a single word this attention desperate narcissist says.
This guys really clinging to his 15mins isn’t he
This was recorded in 2015. He’s notably fatter now
the machine does not cling
@@kwest1realbadman967
Any comedian with a catchphrase and a gimmick has limited time. It seems like people are starting to get tired of Berts shirtless alcohol shtick. It may have been fun when he was younger but as a father in his 50s it's pretty sad.
@@acetate909 I didn't know he had a catchphrase, what is it? I thought his fame was from Van Wilder. I only recently found out he was a comedian
this aired 8 years ago
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sounds completely made up
At first angry that he participated in mistreatment of that bear but a/he gets revenge and some later lines struck me as very funny. Justice!
Thankfully this lie didn't take wings so he can extend his unfunny career
Dude is not funny.
This could not have happened
The machine doesnt wear shirts. Obviously an imposter😂😂
So unfunny i thought William Montgomery was next.