The Best Ever Put-Downs From House Speaker John Bercow
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- After announcing his plan to step down from the role of House Speaker by the 31st October, we take a look at some of John Bercow's most hilarious and best ever put-downs in the House of Commons.
Bercow has built himself a reputation thanks to his thunderous pronouncements of "Order! Order" in Parliament, and his habit of putting boisterous MPs in their place.
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He's like a primary school teacher speaking to his class lol
Well, he has to adapt to the intellectual level of the house to be understood.
I'd have loved to have a teacher as eloquent as he is.
yes 650 kinder garden kids ,there supposed to be adults ffs
And like a frustrated primary school teacher, his hair keeps getting worse...
Well that's their mental age
I love how British parliament is like a 3rd grade classroom
The freaking prime minister : Stinky poopy head!
Everyone else: OOOOOOOO!!!
Boris Johnson: Corbyn is a stupid dummy head
Prof. Bercow: Now now Boris that's not very nice
*Jeremy Corbyn sticks his tongue out at Boris when Bercow turns his back away*
I mean, same with the Australian and American parliament, really.
@Big Dog why are you bringing that up
@Big Dog but nobody even mentioned America so I don't see the point frankly
@Big Dog Is that an insult?
I simply adore how, even in the heat of fierce and partly very personal arguments, the British seem to be able to maintain their sense of humour. I wish it was like this in Germany.
Lol If Germans were capable of humor we wouldn’t have had that “little problem.”
@@JeffreyGillespie The problem of being so dumb to end nuclear power in favor of increased dependence on Russian resources ? Because so far that's the only relevant "little problem" worth bringing up instead of digging up and beating down that age old dead horse anytime anyone speaks about Germany
@@JeffreyGillespie Yes, of course!
It's every German's fault, who has ever lived, that pressure and fear politics could achieve a dictatorship in a young and indebted democracy. And Germans not having humour is definitely the reason for all of this.
Even saying Germans don't have a sense of humour is wrong. It's just a stereotype, that made sense in conjunction with the propaganda and rough sounding language trying and succeeding at dehumanising German people.
@@JeffreyGillespie Twice
I think we Germans expect our politicians to be more like efficient governing machines than actual human beings, at least while they are acting in their official positions. Showing humor is perfectly ok (and even appreciated) at party conferences, talk shows, or the Karneval, but when a politician is in the parliament or speaking on the governments behalf, humor is often perceived as taking the job not seriously enough, anger as lack of self control, and strong personal emotions in general as unprofessional behavior. It's not an honor or so to have a seat in a German parliament, it's a _job_ and it has to be taken just as seriously as every other job.
Also while the British House of Commons is a "Redeparlament" (don't know if there even is an English translation for that), the German Bundestag is an "Arbeitsparlament", which means most of the debates (and fights) take place in workgroups and committees, while the plenary meeting are more a place to present their outcomes to the public (this is also the reason why the Bundestag looks so empty most of the time).
When I forget what my school days were like at an all boy's college, I simply turn on the highlights of parliament to let the memories flood back.
So they were beautiful 5'7" guy being h0t.
You: "Take a chill pill"
Speaker Bercow, an intellectual: "You are well intentioned and principled, but you are overexcited and need to contain yourself. If that requires you to take some medicament, then so be it"
"Speaker Bercow, a pseudo intellectual", you mean.
@@iwantlee9510 the real pseudo intellectuals are the ones calling people pseudo intellectual 😉
@@leeroberts4850 interesting, have a good winter!
There is almost zero chance a given MP is well-intentioned OR principled, never mind both.
Hahaha, spot on!
“Execute odah 66”
Good one dude
it's treason then
ODAH
"I am the House!"
@@user-vd1wc4eb6x “I am the Speaker”
*Steel chair gets thrown across the room*
“Orduhhhh, someone’s a cheeky chappie today”
“mister lewis, get a grip of yourself man, CALMMM, take up yoga, you’ll find it beneficial mannn”
he's not happy ! which one is he then ????,
he went full hippy with that lol
Smoke a doob mann
I read this just as he said it lol
Some German school kids were asked what they knew of the British Parliament, the all said.....Order.....! Order....!
I'm reminded of something Robin Williams said:
"The House of Commons is like Congress with a 2 drink minimum."
Wait till you see Malaysia's
It's more enjoyable and entertaining to watch than the US Congress, in my opinion.
@@ZGundam83 They kinda have opposite problems. The US' is designed to be boring so the common man does not watch. The Uk's is as rowdy as possible to rile up the masses without properly educating them.
That's why he's always shouting _Order!_
@@whygothic oof
0:16 John Bercow totally raged in that one. “Order!”
I love watching Mr Bercow as Speaker. The accent and the intellectualness of his clap backs are 🤌
“You May be a cheeky chappy but you’re also an exceptionably noisy one” 😂
He was so proud of himself when he said that 😂
What is a chappy?
Anonymus A chappy is an informal use of chap. A chap is a man or boy.
@@rma2110 Ah thank you ;)
Respectfully... Exceptionally, not exceptionably. Exceptionally as in particularly or extraordinarily. Exceptionably would mean "distastefully" or "objectionable in nature" if it is a word. In calling him "cheeky" I doubt he meant it objectionable, but more as "exceedingly" or "very".
Imagine him taking your order at McDonald’s. “ order, ORDER !!
Timothy Petriccione 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Great idea!😄✌🏻😁
While approaching the Drive-In you can hear his voice while still being 5 m away... ORDER!🤣
May I take your Ordaaaa?
"i'd like onion rings."
0:40 It feels good to hear that he takes the public's opinion into account.
Only when it suited his own politics. The majority of the public voted to leave the EU. He ignored impartiality and did everything in his power to derail it. It ended his career.
@@Gilmore74 And he was right to derail it. Brexit has done more damage to the economy than Putin ever could. Also, you're talking nonsense regarding his departure. He left because he promised his family that he wouldn't take part in another election.
Bercow is a Jew. Do you still profess him impartial?
He did not try to derail Brexit, did he?
I do not believe that he displayed any partiality in his duties whatsoever. That was what was so impressive about him.
Every time I got a chance to glimpse some of a British Parliament session, John Bercow always made me laugh. Funny chap he was.
"Take up yoga. You'll find it beneficial,man" - John Bercow 😂😭💀
@@zambazzee1502 it was clearly yoga
Take hike back to India sunshine.
@@patricklamshear1806 When did he say that ?
@Criminology M.A. Why exactly 200 years ?
@Criminology M.A. 1700 to 1947.
Goodness me, we do miss this man who became the greatest speaker of all. No contest.
😊😊😊😂❤
I think he bullied people tho
He was and is an arsehole.
"No its not funny" has got to be the best sentence i have heard this week.
It’s like it’s Year 7 all over again!
You’ve had a rubbish week then
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I laughed so hard when I saw it. As if he was the teacher scolding a student in the class who was doing some mischief during the class....
i agree with him its not funny its freaking hilarious!!!
"You don't stand when I'm standing and that's the end of it."
Damn
"when he turns up at our children's school as a parent, he's a very well behaved fellow... BE A GOOD BOY!!" 😂😂😂😂 yo wtf
John Bercow at a restaurant : “Hors d’oeuvres!! Hors d’oeuvres!!”
horse divorce
What did you say about repairs?
Oskar
just... wow
@@oskar751 Wait is that from that Demi Lardner special?
@FlappableBean I never knew this. I really am a philistine :(
Speaker: tells someone to shut up
Everyone: AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I’m wheezing 🤣
OMG "cheeky chappie" I'm stealing that one
John Bercow is the only Englishman I ever admired. He took his office with a mix of both seriousity and fun, humor. I think, everybody accepted him, no matter what party. What a pity, that he isn't in this office any more.
His successor, Hoyle, is absolutely useless.
I couldn't admire a manic sociopath. But each to their own. He reminds me of my school teachers who were cut from the same cloth and who were too often sour, narcissistic controllers who'd spend their lives forcing everyone (children being easier) into thinking the way they do. We all know some.
Pity indeed when you look at the pathetic successor.
@@patrickmccutcheon9361 his successor shows restraint and respect and doesn't have similar psychological needs.
@@Omnicient. I can see that indeed there may have been an attention seeking side to Mr Awdah. But the restraint where the PM is enabled to not answer questions and the punishment of those who rightly point out the lying nature is not very admirable.
When you see an item online with free delivery...
James O'Neill 🤣🤣🤣
LMAOOOOOOOOO
@Evilpimp ok boomer
@Bilal Khalid u just ruined it
@Evilpimp Ew boomer
Bruh people say that American politics is comedy for the rest of the world but then videos like this exist. Im laughing my arse off.
This is a lot less scary than American politics.
@@chingasofarkaso and that's the difference
American politics are funny in the morbid sense. Like a joke about 9/11,or the Holocaust.
there is a difference though. An important one.
@Cameron Branford 45% of Scotland would like to have a word with you.
I started following UK politics because of Bercow. Great fun.
I started watching UK chamber because of this Man.He is amazing.
hahaha..I like this guy
Same here
He's a self centered drama queen
Peter Mernagh I disagree, he follows the prescribed terms for any Speaker Of The House. He does have a certain flair, but both sides of the House can have a laugh when he catches the other side out.
Sad he is leaving Ordaaaa
What made me laugh the most was when he stepped down and basically said "country's fucked"
he shoulda stepped down and made way for someone that coulda helped to improve things, instead of lording it over his lil classroom not caring that "the country is fucked"
@@calhackit9806 Improve what things? It's not like his role is political.
@@maximilianw4354 it's not supposed to be, he's just supposed to keep order between the two sides. but he chose a side and was partizan.
so what was correct could not get through, because king bercow decreed.
he did the exact opposite of his job.
@@calhackit9806 Salty boi.
@@VictorBR45 bercow was ye.
The Right Honourable Gentleman will remain in the Chamber 😂
He has to be the best speaker ever. You would watch Parliament Questions just to see him. Love the way he says order, almost like odah, he's brilliant.😂
0:00 Me to my gf whenever she takes ages looking at the menu.
I feel you
Cant relate...it is an execution for me if i ever get one
gold comment
Orrrrdaah
@@h3llomahdude216 ooo... self burn, those are rare
Is no one going to point out those fabulous neckties, though?
Laura Atkinson Pity they weren’t tighter
Power ties.
The only way to stand out in the crowd innit
where does one even find these ?
As Trevor Noah remarked on The Daily Show: "The man is louder than his ties!"
He's officially a Labour Lad now!
I love how british parliment is like a scene from any fairytale movie.
Great comment x
Whoever takes his place will have a tough act to follow
First lesson is to be impartial and treat staff with respect!
Yes, they'll have to actually be impartial and not the centre of attention.
Yes they will struggle to find a bigger dickhead. Brendan mccallion you could be the candidate 👍
First prerequisite for the job of speaker.... be impartial.... bercowitz massive fail £ucking disgrace
Hopefully they won't be a left wing twat
“We don’t name people in the parliament”
Cut to John Bercow: “Mr Lewis...”
The Speaker can name anyone he/she chooses. The Speaker is the one exception to the rule that MPs cannot use anyone's name. This is a long standing tradition in many governments to prevent procedural affairs becoming personal attacks.
Also the Speaker is the only one that can directly address someone for the same reason.
@@Cragified no he or she in 2020 just people they or them
@@danielkerr4100 ThatS NoT hoW it WorKS
In Britain, the Speaker can name a MP but not in Canada.
The Speaker naming someone is kind of like a punishment to that person
Glad to see Bully Bercow getting his comeuppance.
Unsubstantiated allegation. Still no official case nor verdict.
@@KeiKAndLieshe’s a tax cheat
Bring him back please. He was a true speaker / very dedicated to his work. The parliament was running orderly. 😢
It doesn’t even sound like he’s saying order. It’s ORD-UH. It means shut up
I mean he is "Bri-ish" after all
Hors d'oeuvre
Most British varieties of English are non-rhotic: we don't pronounce the r's at the ends of words, unless they're followed by a vowel.
@@beeble2003 Care to provide an example?
@@watchtellyinuk Almost all British people, regardless of accent, pronounce "order" as "OR-duh", rather than "OR-derr".
0:09 the sheer disgust shown with that "odah" is remarkable
*/Angry oddah noises*
"Take up yoga, you'll find it beneficial man..."
My standard response to disturbing behaviour from now on
Same
It doesn’t matter whether you like him or not, he was the best Speaker in living memory.
There will never be another speaker like him. I'm gonna miss this dude.
Hard same.
Obviously because he was the only speaker in the history of the role who didn’t have any neutrality
@@cookieking1996 As a Conservative MP, I thought he was quite fair to the opposition.
@@cookieking1996 Behave yourself. He was a Tory MP until he realised what a bunch of arseholes they are. They don't call them 'The Nasty Party' for nothing.
Unreplaceable
keep calm and OOORDEEEEERRR!!!
I don't give a flying flamingo!
ORDAAAAAAAAAA
Is this UK 😄😄😄😆😆😆 looks like Congo Africa 😆😆😆
We can calm down ... fortunately John managed to prevent Boris from making the Brexit effective without Oordeeeeerrrrr :).
Love John Bercow. He made the Commons fun
"You don't stand when I'm standing, and that's the end of it"
John is absolutely priceless and peerless. A career in television awaits.
Perhaps on BBC where they dont need viewing figures.
Most would turn off.
@Omniscient. I feel he is being attacked more than he deserves. To me, the real issue is that either the MPs did not dare to stand up to him for their own reasons or the system did not allow that. He sure was loud like a kid and embarrassed a lot of people. But there must be some provision in the system to keep such behaviour in check.
Nah man deserves to retire after dealing with the clown show that is British parliament
He is now in The traitors.
'if it requires some medicament then so be it'
MP: *takes out blunt*
British humor as its finest
It's not only awesome when John yells order It's total and completely awesome! Bravo! Bravo! 😎
This guy is my hero. He takes absolutely ZERO B.S. but does it with such grace and dignity that you can find no fault in him whatsoever.
2:03 christ, I've rarely seen such a mix of class, anger, and control at the same time
I am a regular viewer of the proceedings of the house of commons, from this I learned a lot.
This man is the Judge Judy of the British Parliament. Give him his own TV show!
"Parliament is like Congress with a two-drink minimum."--Robin Williams...Loved Bercow's stuff.
That statement is true as hell lmao
Star platinum:"ORA ORA ORA"
The world :"MUDA MUDA MUDA"
John bercow:"ORDAA ORDAA ORDAA"
Underated😂😂😂
@@archivedaccount2049 You mean Ordah-rated
I finally
O
Thicc meme bro
"...if it requires you to take some MEDICAMENT then so be it." so British 🧐😂🤣
"The honorable gentleman will remain in the chamber" LOLOLOLOL
John "Ordaaah" Bercow
Christoph Waltz “ordaah” “chef” how John Bercow has not had a chefs hat photo shopped on his head with him saying order is a mystery.. so got to be done. And wait.. Borris and Theresa are the waiter and waitress.. coming to collect the food.. so needs to be done 😂
You were great in "Inglourious Basterds"
@@cleverusername9369 Dankeshein 😂😂
Christoph Waltz you should be James Bond
This is 10% luck
20% skill
15% concentrated power of will
5% ORDAH
50% pain
and a 100% reason NOT TO SHOUT FROM A SEDETARY POSITION
Underrated comment
This is 200%....
Half all the numbers so it's
5% lucc
10%skill
7.5% concentrated powa of wil
2.5% ODAH‽
25% PAIN
50% RESOM NOT TO SHOUT FROM A SEDETARY POSITION
I gibe up my calculos
@@darknight.-. Friend, I know the math is not correct. It is a reference to the song Remember the Name by Fort minor.
Fun fact: The right honourable gentlemen named his cat Order.
I amaze of how many times He shouts Order! In a day that i begin to wonder if he dreams and talks about it in his sleep
1:47 Why aren’t we talking about the dude trying to make off with the MACE?!?!
Sorry man all i can hear is *OrDah*
Brexit made John Bercow famous way outside Britain. And all of us non-brits don't know anything about what that mace-thing is for and why it is there...
That's why.
@@Ettibridget The Mace represents the Queen's presence in the House. As she's not a commoner, she is not allowed in person within the Lower House, therefore, the Mace represents her authority.
@@paulcaswell2813 If the queen is not allowed in person in the House of commons why must she be represented by the mace? She is not needed then...
@@Ettibridget It is symbolic of the Queen's overall authority in the UK. Since the 1640s the monarch has no right of entry to the lower house (if she did, it would be seen as interference in the lives of ordinary commoners); however, she is still Head of State, and has to sign manual all passed statutes. It's a subtle reminder of how the UK is run.
0:34 When someone says something bad about my dog
This guy was so great
I love this guy so much.
The best instant comedy points is when he interrupts himself with "ORDAAAH" or something like "No its not funny"
0:06 love that moment when he yells ORDER for the fourth time and his facial expression is like 'oh ffs, let this day be over'
As a German I'm hearing the whole time "Oder odeerrr" and the German word "Oder" means "or" in English. So it's like hearing or or oooorrr😂
And your point is?
Check mate 😂😂😂
I like to imagine that he's a super chill dad and at home his wife keeps the ORDERRRRR
“ORDER! The honorable gentleman will remain in the chamber!”
An English gentleman’s way of saying “STOP! Get your ass back here!”
No that would be "STOP! Get your arse back here!"
He has the largest collection of colorful ties... absolutely beautiful 😍
Those are some ugly ties but beautiful too
And some Ugly hair stiles
@@vitorfaster3577 like your spelling??
No, he has the largest collection of colourful ties.
I'm from America and just saw this. This is the funniest TV show I've ever seen!
Yep, even on serious issues we can produce better comedy than you.
"I don't need help from A JUNIOR MINISTER, an absurd preposition!"
MP: Mouth moves a millimetre
Bercow: ODAH!
🤣🤣 Brilliant!
“Prime Minister will please withdraw the word idiot, it’s unparliamentary, a simple withdrawal will suffice!”
Bercow was a class act! Slapped quite a few rowdys down!
Well at least we know the title of his biography...
Jean Roch *the right honourable gentleman’s
@@ionseed8464 nah I meant "ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!"
Ordahhh; Ordahhh
Hope it's written chronologically--he'd want it to be in oOrDAAH
ODAA
OMG there will never be a more glorious speaker in that Chamber!!
Leu4Life really 😂😂
I agree 100%. I hate all political parties of significance and therefore I feel especially qualified to claim that Bercow was a speaker of the very highest caliber. Certainly the best of my half-century lifetime. As I observe the systematic degradation of what we used to refer to as the First World before my eyes, I will lament the loss of men like Bercow, who really understood what is happening. Just ignore the ignorant superficiality of people like John Smith and Jordy 14, the likes of whom love to put out their emotional knee-jerk impulses, but have nothing to offer when pressed to justify their "points".
@Jordy 14 looking in a mirror is hard innit?
John Richardson well sir I see your head is inserted high up your arsehole and I don’t believe you asked for any points off of us Johnathan, you just went to insults, making you no better than us and “ignorant and superficial”. One last question Johnathan how do you believe a country should be run if there is a majority of the country that believes and votes for main parties of “significance”?.... who do you follow if you don’t mind me asking?.
@Jordy 14 Another bitter Leaver then. It's been a tough couple of weeks for you hasn't it!
Mr Speaker be like, “I don’t care who the prime minister, this is my parliament & my house and thus my list my rules” 😂
"Take up yoga, you'll find it beneficial man" hahaha
"Calm yourself, Man"
Man calm down immediately.
Yelling "ORDAH" at farmyard animals won't get you anywhere.
Denis Nash yes especially when it’s a disheveled nasty biased old goat yelling it.
marty dav “ brextremists” hahahahahah 😂😂😂😂 your a pathetic person Martin
@@JohnSmith-gf2en "...straight minded" i.e. Brextremist like you. No not a mug, a moderate - unlike you.Someone who believes in Parliamentary Sovereignty (for which Bercow rightly stood up) - you know, that thing that Brexit is supposed to be all about.
John Smith shut up John it’s “you’re” not “your” you muppet
*And here children we can see how a joke can start an argument online between several people who haven't met*
THANK YOU.
i dont know what is happening in this video but the whole new experience of hearing a room full of british people talking in the same time is BEYOND THE UNIVERSE. this is too funny to watch
Is it my imagination, or has the honorable gentleman's hair become progressively more disheveled over time? Has he been pulling it out on a daily basis like the rest of us?
Looks like he's pissed up from night before and just rolled out of bed
It simply refuses to remain in a sedentary position
Most recently, there's sort of an 'order in chao' flare to it.
my kinda guy
Vincini Car e
his hair transformed; becomes messy by the end of his term as house speaker.
Muhd Hanif
I can’t say I blame him lmao.
With an exceptional number of daft twats in the his Parliament chambers, it's not surprising
10 years ago I attended the proceedings of the British Parliament in the house of commons and house of Lords as a visitor.
very vibrant and interesting debates. I liked it very much.
The guy was the sharpest tongue on the streets when he was a teenager.
Daughter: Dad he took my doll
Son: No I-
Him: ODA! Daughter, you may proceed with your side first.
He's so eloquently put everyone in their place. It was very good to see a politician put other ones in place
I loved his comment in his last days... "I don't give a flying flamingo!"
By far the best is "no you cant have a knighthood".
:D
Am i the only one saying that Mr Bercow will be missed? Ooooooorrrrrrdddddddeeeeeerrrr. Class act 😂😂
He is amazing-particularly when the muppets are really out of 'OORRRDDAA.'
he is like gordon ramsey but for the house of lords
That is the house of commons
@Antonio Krsoski you spelled commons wrong
This is the House of Commons.
*House of Commons
Except his vocabulary is much wider than Ramsay's. Even without the swearing
Sounds about right. Putting people down, was all he was ever good at.
I'll order when I'm ready, thanks
"property or chattle", this man takes a word everyone understands and gives a synonym that is widely unknown lol
Property and Chattel are similar, but different and I'm pretty sure he got that reference from a law book. Merriam-Webster uses this as an example: "The program takes advantage of a New Hampshire law that requires all manufactured homes … to be titled as real property instead of chattel". Chattel is defined as: an item of tangible movable or immovable property except real estate and things (such as buildings) connected with real property.
lawyers would know the term from property law, fair number of MPs with legal educations.
I don't think it's unknown, I've even seen it used in videogames, like in the Witcher 3 when you get interrogated by a tax collector, so even common folk should have at least heard it here or there, let alone MPs who often have Law degrees
@@asqures5541 Most people don't have law degrees
uncommon?? you're just uneducated
68 people need a medicament they will feel better
"Medicament".!! .Not a term used much in the English language..!
Now the number goes up and up
What do you mean you idiot? Bercow is a lothmouthed nacrissist who is the one in need of a medicament
Then so be it!
The fanciest way of saying ‘chill pill’