As a hotel employee, this is painful and something we hear a lot. People telling us we should have more/less stars, because of how good/bad we are, when in reality stars are not about quality
Well, yes - they are allocated on the basis of facilities but in practice there is generally a correlation between the quality of a hotel and the range of facilities. Not always, but generally speaking.
I mean, it is kind of a skill to play off of your audience like that. Bonus points if you can literally do that AND keep it in mind and spin it into a joke later in the show out of the blue xD
Well I work on accounts and there is no shortage of dull, boring people with absolutely no idea of what interesting is. Self absorbed narcissistic women who have sat on their backsides their whole life and never exercised, imagine their body shape now.
It's weird that people no longer understand that a hotel's "star" rating generally refers their amenities available (though yes it can be impacted by poor cleanliness/attractiveness/location etc). I wonder how that bit of common knowledge got lost.
I once was at Edinburgh Festival and watched a show and found it funny, then told a friend to go and watch..he watched and liked the same audience joke as I did. Surely what are the chances of the same guy present in the audience 🤔
Restaurant/bar 2 Then gym 3+spa/sports/etc. 4 For 5 you usually need an expensive suite on top of all of this, that's the difference, how much extra money you can throw at it after getting 4 stars...
@@leeroberts4850 *binged* past tense: binged; past participle: binged indulge in an activity, especially eating, drinking, or taking drugs, to excess. "some see the whole weekend as a chance to binge" watch multiple episodes of a television programme over a short period of time. "I've binged seasons one through seven in the past week"
I have a conspiracy theory about restaurants, I'm pretty sure some of them give you your drink, wait until you finish it, and then give you your food just so that you get another drink
Doubtful. I don't really drink, so my beverages are usually free refills. The people I'm out with usual get their food the same time I do, despite having alcoholic drinks. If I go out just my gf and I neither of us drink much, so the entire table (just us two) has free refills and the food still doesn't come any faster.
@@LexKaiNix This falls apart when you end up with an empty glass long before the food gets there, and I'm pretty sure starters are meant to fill in that job, some restaurants will give you a plate of garlic bread or something while they work on your main. Chances are that'll be gone long before your main gets there too
I try to drink only water and the last time I went to a restaurant and asked for water that b*tch of a waitress said “Oh so you’re a water guy” like b*tch u the one working for tips I just wanna stay healthy and they brought the food out with the water
He's not wrong about veganism being a time saver. I'm a vegetarian and find it really hard to go to a restaurant that actually has more than one option. I don't know how omnivores do it.
I always stay at one stars and have fantastic experiences… because it’s one star based on facilities not quality. All I need is somewhere to sleep at night, idc if there’s a shared bathroom, it’s small or there’s no tv in the room. I can stay in my room at home
@@tesfuweldemikael2902 What continent are you referring to? They are in Austria, Bahrain, Belgium, Bulgaria, Cyprus, Denmark, Gibraltar, Greece, Ireland, Italy, Malta, the Netherlands, Oman, Qatar, Slovakia, Spain, Sweden, Turkey, the UAE, and the United States. A new restaurant has opened at the beginning of 2019 in France.
My husband and I lived on a boat together for over a decade. When we went places we’d happily sit away from each other because it was the only time we were out of one anothers’ reach.
From Australia, does anyone know if he is doing a 3rd season of The Reluctant Landlord? I'd never heard of him until I saw him on QI, and so searching for him on IMDb and this sitcom. He is so funny with his negative humour.
I sometimes wonder how much his wife finds out about him watching his shows. Like there's got to be things she wasn't aware of where she awaits him at home afterwards with a baseball bat in her hands "I thought you loved wagamamas and that's why you sent me and Andy out for a date there last week"
Yes so I'm not OK with this thing where restaurants think it's OK to start delivering peoples meals at different times I came here with somebody because I want to eat a meal with them at the same time. I don't want to watch somebody eat while I wait and then have them watch me eat while they wait. It's clearly a failing business plan. I've only run into a couple of restaurants that actually run it like that and most of the time people leave pissed off... But 8 people 8 people who didn't know they were getting into infuriated when they found out their food wasn't gonna show up at the same time and I get it
Don't travel to Thailand or a lot of other countries in Asia then. You will be disapointed AF. not everywhere/every restaurant has that same mindset. But I do agree. it is hella frustrating
@@Me-yq1fl don't know where you have been, but in most restaurants I have been to in my 40 years living in Germany, they either wait for all to be ready or, quite common, ask you which way you want it.
Dude, different foods take different amounts of time to cook. If a restaurant had to wait for an entire table's order to be ready before serving any of it, at least half of it would be stone cold or soggy. The only time I'd consider it unacceptable to be served in a staggered fashion would be if the food we each ordered took the same amount of time to cook.
@@marcushendriksen8415 Restaurants that bother have ways to store food so that it doesn't lose it's texture/quality. I've been to restaurants with large groups, every single time all our meals would arrive at the same time (that's the norm) and never did anyone get a soggy or cold meal lol. I'm not sure why would you make up a problem that does not seem to exist, or can be easily avoidable if a restaurant bothered. The only time it would be acceptable to deliver food at different times would be if different people ordered different amount of dishes (for example one person ordered a soup and a steak and the other ordered only a burger).
Being a veggie I had previously thought of that as a negative. Thank you for the new point of view. I guess I do have more time for other things without all those choices.
The protagonist discusses how he never understood why people say life is only beautiful because it ends and immortality would be a burden. Seems like they're desperate trying to cope with their existential fears of mortality.
As a hotel employee, this is painful and something we hear a lot. People telling us we should have more/less stars, because of how good/bad we are, when in reality stars are not about quality
Interesting, I am one of those that thought it depended on quality
Wow, good to know.
Exactly. I have stayed in. A 3 stars hotel which was better than a 4 stars hotel. Stars is assigned on the basis of facilities I think.
I think this video educated allot of people. Myself included
Well, yes - they are allocated on the basis of facilities but in practice there is generally a correlation between the quality of a hotel and the range of facilities. Not always, but generally speaking.
This man’s freestyle work on the people in the front was better than a lot of comedians’ prepared material. Props due.
If the guy on the front went like ''that's why i'm at your show'' after the 3 star comment, his career would be close to being over.
I mean, it is kind of a skill to play off of your audience like that.
Bonus points if you can literally do that AND keep it in mind and spin it into a joke later in the show out of the blue xD
@@MikayaAkyo Dara O’Brien is awesome at doing that…
I'd love to think that but "11/10" - "your an accountant?"
Lots of this audience stuff prepared.
He kind of reminds me of Jimmy Carr with his crowd work but pg13
And you do the accounting? lol!
Romesh Ranganathan Does Couples Therapy | Irrational | Universal Comedy 1816pm 11.5.22 hmmmmmmmmmm............ -3 stars: tent!!!
On the spot. Well done
that got me good, lol
Baaaahahahhahahhaa
Sounds like the marriage is going well, but the business may be in trouble!
"I'm the bookkeeper " I'm picturing her sat petting a cat and waiting for Mr Bond 😂
You would picture her SITTING there. Ffs
I don't think she has ever been in a bond movie
@@hugelpook Tbf it is easier to pet a cat if you are sitting down.
Well I work on accounts and there is no shortage of dull, boring people with absolutely no idea of what interesting is. Self absorbed narcissistic women who have sat on their backsides their whole life and never exercised, imagine their body shape now.
It's weird that people no longer understand that a hotel's "star" rating generally refers their amenities available (though yes it can be impacted by poor cleanliness/attractiveness/location etc). I wonder how that bit of common knowledge got lost.
I forget this all the time 🫢
Im pretty sure literally 99% of people think its because of service and cleanliness
Yep, I once knew a really nice hotel which was only 3 star because they didn't have a lift!
Probably confusing it with review/rating systems also scoring things out of five stars.
It would be easy to build a 5 start hotel then, why are mostly big hotels 5 start.
I've never heard such a politically savvy reason to visit a Starbucks.
But Starbucks does fund the Zionist regime 😒
As someone who's only seen Romesh on taskmaster he seem much friendlier then i ever thought
Tree wizard didn’t seem friendly?
@@xenon8117 how friendly can a wizard really be?
@@xenon8117 did you see how many times he had to check the balloons? 👀 🤷🏻♂️
He comes off as super unpleasant on panel shows I've seen, seems like a totally different person here
Possibly found a box offscreen
‘And you do the accounting’ brutal comeback lmao.
That is some brilliant on the spot comedy.
It's quite common for comedians to put members in the audience to kindle a joke.
@@RamsBereit you don't say
I once was at Edinburgh Festival and watched a show and found it funny, then told a friend to go and watch..he watched and liked the same audience joke as I did. Surely what are the chances of the same guy present in the audience 🤔
@@RamsBereit Only one show will be recorded. If at all.
@@irish7460 You mean at Edinburgh Festival? When it's recorded yes absolutely the comedians start the conversation only once
How do we get two couples to sit in four chairs😂
That's a serious question 😂😂
man, woman, woman, man
Restaurant/bar 2
Then gym 3+spa/sports/etc. 4
For 5 you usually need an expensive suite on top of all of this, that's the difference, how much extra money you can throw at it after getting 4 stars...
I've binged this guy's vids tonight, great standup.
OK Microsoft employee no one has binged anything ever Bing is noun not verb
@@leeroberts4850 *binged* past tense: binged; past participle: binged
indulge in an activity, especially eating, drinking, or taking drugs, to excess.
"some see the whole weekend as a chance to binge"
watch multiple episodes of a television programme over a short period of time.
"I've binged seasons one through seven in the past week"
@@leeroberts4850
But binge is a verb.
Seriously, just Yahoo! it and you'll find out.
I have a conspiracy theory about restaurants, I'm pretty sure some of them give you your drink, wait until you finish it, and then give you your food just so that you get another drink
That might be a fact..
Doubtful. I don't really drink, so my beverages are usually free refills. The people I'm out with usual get their food the same time I do, despite having alcoholic drinks. If I go out just my gf and I neither of us drink much, so the entire table (just us two) has free refills and the food still doesn't come any faster.
It’s so you don’t get mad when your food takes forever, cos you have something in front of you. Stupid, I know.
@@LexKaiNix This falls apart when you end up with an empty glass long before the food gets there, and I'm pretty sure starters are meant to fill in that job, some restaurants will give you a plate of garlic bread or something while they work on your main. Chances are that'll be gone long before your main gets there too
I try to drink only water and the last time I went to a restaurant and asked for water that b*tch of a waitress said “Oh so you’re a water guy” like b*tch u the one working for tips I just wanna stay healthy and they brought the food out with the water
Dude what if their marriage really is falling apart
Congratulations, he is a prophet :)
he sped it up and saved them the hassle of bringing up the inevitable
They'll stay together for the hotel
yeah, it would be so funny if he, or she would just burst out in tears right then and there
I think it is. The guy chugged down his drink after that bit and didn't even glance at his wife.
zaheed has a very weird air of composure about him, love the guy!
Yes, very uncommon for people named zaheed tbh.
@@VCRider what’s that supposed to mean 🤨 (Insert the rock eyebrow raise)
@@ayrtonmander7926 very difficult if he’s been pay sarcastic or R
@@ahmedashour8177 I'm guessing R
Must be the three stars man
Just hilarious!!! Laughed so hard! Thoroughly enjoyed his stand up comedy!!! Loved it!
He's not wrong about veganism being a time saver. I'm a vegetarian and find it really hard to go to a restaurant that actually has more than one option. I don't know how omnivores do it.
Omnivores, also known as regular people
@@knutolabersas5601 you mean vegans aren’t regular people? Eating veggies won’t turn you into an alien dude😂
I like chicken and fries, so I tend to order whatever gives me that
People are creatures of habit, usually just getting whatever is comfortable and familiar
we struggle, but then again that steak always make it worthwhile 😊
This may be one of the funniest if not the funniest guys I've ever seen. Thrilled I found him
Love Romesh!
I hope he visits Portugal soon with his stand up.
with the stand down he wouldn't get very far.i would imagine
Jimmy Carr in September 😉
@@RicardoDinizPortugal vi hoje essa noticia! Espetacular ! 👏👏👏
@@RicardoDinizPortugal tax man letting him leave?
Actually laughed loud at 4:37!!! I thought the same 😂
When he said "There's too much choice in a restaurant!" I thought "Not for me, I am vegan and I kind of like it". Then he made this the punch line 🙂😁🤣
Hahaha same😁💚
that line about disagreeing with the invasion of Syria got my instant like
I'd stay at Zaheed's hotel. I don't like gyms, anyway.
Funny was just on the phone with my bro who stopped gym and gained too much weight. Was telling him do what I do : walk
I always stay at one stars and have fantastic experiences… because it’s one star based on facilities not quality. All I need is somewhere to sleep at night, idc if there’s a shared bathroom, it’s small or there’s no tv in the room. I can stay in my room at home
"and you do the accounting" 😭😂😂😂
His jokes on wagamamas are so on point!
Thankfully, we don't have them on the continent.
@@tesfuweldemikael2902 What continent are you referring to? They are in Austria, Bahrain, Belgium, Bulgaria, Cyprus, Denmark, Gibraltar, Greece, Ireland, Italy, Malta, the Netherlands, Oman, Qatar, Slovakia, Spain, Sweden, Turkey, the UAE, and the United States. A new restaurant has opened at the beginning of 2019 in France.
@@kawsper I TELL YOU WE DON'T HAVE THEM!!!!
More likely that the guys wanted to sit together, while the ladies sit together though.😂😂
My husband and I lived on a boat together for over a decade. When we went places we’d happily sit away from each other because it was the only time we were out of one anothers’ reach.
Zara and Zaheed are ridiculously good looking and an adorable couple to boot. 👏
Love this guys stuff... He just flows!!!
Romeshs style of comedy reminds me a bit of Ricky Gervais. I love it😂
The vegan thing is true, although I usually just have to eliminate elements of the main menu until it’s vegan 😂
Tracing paper 😂🤣😂😂 spreading around 😂😂
I had an incredibly embarrassing experience after being seated alone at a communal table at Wagamama’s, wish Rome’s hadn’t reminded me 😂
pls shareeee
Did he mention the epiphany he said he had at Starbucks? I was looking forward to hearing it so eagerly.
Wow this is one of the most impressive freestyle improvisations on a standup show.
Romesh is such an underatted comedian
Personally I think he has the optimum number of rats
@@R03333 😂
@@R03333 😂😂😂
"... and you do the accounting?" made me actually cough something up. I'm not exactly sure wh
it's quite a good response
And you do the accounting? lmao
That's Lee Mack levels of speed for "and you do the accounting"
Romesh is brilliant, he is my favourite comedian. 🥰
Lovely couples Mashallah..4 of them bless them…They made this show even more funnier and sweet ❤️
Why? Because the men are muslims and their wives white?
“How could two couples sit together in four chairs” LMAO
From Australia, does anyone know if he is doing a 3rd season of The Reluctant Landlord? I'd never heard of him until I saw him on QI, and so searching for him on IMDb and this sitcom. He is so funny with his negative humour.
Wouldn't Google have an answer?
That Starbucks joke had me ballin! ‘I go there because i know they don’t support anyone!’ 😂
romesh is legend and very smart 👏 very funny 😁
I had no idea he was a vegan, he should mention it more often.
Can't you see how fit he is?
😂😂😂😂
I'm reading Thursday Murder Club right now.
@@emailyclake1706 I know, it's a wee joke.
@@emailyclake1706 Said the person who clearly doesn't know what sarcasm is.
he is an absolute gem ... haha too funny.
I'm dead 💀😂. One happy marriage and one that's falling apart at the seams!
I do the same thing in shoe stores. I wear size 12 so to save time I always ask " what is your largest women's size"
I sometimes wonder how much his wife finds out about him watching his shows. Like there's got to be things she wasn't aware of where she awaits him at home afterwards with a baseball bat in her hands
"I thought you loved wagamamas and that's why you sent me and Andy out for a date there last week"
Yes so I'm not OK with this thing where restaurants think it's OK to start delivering peoples meals at different times I came here with somebody because I want to eat a meal with them at the same time. I don't want to watch somebody eat while I wait and then have them watch me eat while they wait. It's clearly a failing business plan. I've only run into a couple of restaurants that actually run it like that and most of the time people leave pissed off... But 8 people 8 people who didn't know they were getting into infuriated when they found out their food wasn't gonna show up at the same time and I get it
Don't travel to Thailand or a lot of other countries in Asia then. You will be disapointed AF. not everywhere/every restaurant has that same mindset. But I do agree. it is hella frustrating
@@Me-yq1fl don't know where you have been, but in most restaurants I have been to in my 40 years living in Germany, they either wait for all to be ready or, quite common, ask you which way you want it.
Dude, different foods take different amounts of time to cook. If a restaurant had to wait for an entire table's order to be ready before serving any of it, at least half of it would be stone cold or soggy. The only time I'd consider it unacceptable to be served in a staggered fashion would be if the food we each ordered took the same amount of time to cook.
@@marcushendriksen8415 Restaurants that bother have ways to store food so that it doesn't lose it's texture/quality. I've been to restaurants with large groups, every single time all our meals would arrive at the same time (that's the norm) and never did anyone get a soggy or cold meal lol. I'm not sure why would you make up a problem that does not seem to exist, or can be easily avoidable if a restaurant bothered. The only time it would be acceptable to deliver food at different times would be if different people ordered different amount of dishes (for example one person ordered a soup and a steak and the other ordered only a burger).
Truly brilliant!
Is this whole show on somewhere?
Blooming good show!! Great Watch!!
I love this guy! 🤣
Hahahahaha! Love this guy!
Zara & Zaheed/Zahid such cute names for this couple! 😊😊
4:30 a very good one, lmao
that comment about starbucks not funding anything did not end well
Great stand up!
The way she looks at him tho, keep that woman
Two couples sitting together in four chairs: AABB. Good gag though 😂
Errr … that is the joke
Come to Canada Ramesh we need a laugh!
Amazing
Outrageous 😂😂😂
1:11 Me too Romesh😂 me too😅
Custard creams beat digestives every day of the week...
It depends, chocolate digestives beat custard creams IMO
5:00
I'm still waiting to know what epiphany he had!
Me too! Came here to see if anyone made that comment.
Poor Zahid! 😅😅😅
As an Indian, this guy is my spirit animal..
So your spirit animal is a coconut.
@@paolagrando5079 hahahahh..... -_- yes...
Okay but he has Sri Lankan heritage 🤷🏾♀️
@@user-yv2qr4xt9 sri Lankans are basically Indian migrants different nationalities
Brilliant!
Being a veggie I had previously thought of that as a negative. Thank you for the new point of view. I guess I do have more time for other things without all those choices.
If they've been together for 20 years they must've been together since middle school!
interesting what ROEMESH says about Wagamama's... all restaurants went into liquidation here in Oz in 2014/2015 lol
I loved it
I love this
OMG! Hilarious!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
this dude can riff
One of my new favorite comedians, this is great
Totally agree about Wagamama
Lmao this is amazing
I would be so nervous to get called on 😆😆
A restaurant called Wagamammas ? What does one expect 🤷♀️. Odd name odd situation
11?and you do the accounting?😂😂😂
Man this guy's quick!
Love this comedian he's so funny
You don’t want these quick comics focusing on you ever 😂
best man √√√√ 💜👍🏾😎
The vegan joke is so true! 😂😂😂
Love this guy
This was improv or planeted? If improv, that's amazing. Even planted, it's good.
He is funny 😂
Oh my f*¢King word!! Been watching this guys videos all evening.. Lost count how many times I peed myself!! F*¢King brilliant!!
once is an accident, but after multiple consecutive occurrences you should probably wear a diaper
anyone get the tracing paper joke?
instant fan
The protagonist discusses how he never understood why people say life is only beautiful because it ends and immortality would be a burden. Seems like they're desperate trying to cope with their existential fears of mortality.
This needed more ads!
Just seen Romesh’S Doppelgänger Ashwin Shrinivas
Never gonna sit at the front....