Chris Chan Rages over Trump Victory, Quits Twitter, accidentally implies his girlfriend is pregnant

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ม.ค. 2025

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  • @LoreCattleRanch
    @LoreCattleRanch  หลายเดือนก่อน +210

    Update: roughly 5 hours ago chris confirmed on bluesky that there is no baby:
    "There is no pregnancy; I was speaking hypothetically in that live stream. I am so surprised how even when I say something hypothetical, it gets misunderstood."

    • @therabbitfollower5550
      @therabbitfollower5550 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      "I am so surprised how even when I say something hypothetical, it gets misunderstood."
      Chris fails to realize that literally everything they say is incomprehensible anymore, part 42069

    • @nickyaerobones
      @nickyaerobones หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      THANK GOD !!

    • @lmno567
      @lmno567 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@therabbitfollower5550exactly. That post was too well written for how Chris writes.

    • @OathKeeperRiku07
      @OathKeeperRiku07 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Likely his handler, one of them ​@@lmno567

    • @lomaxionpeerixonez2022
      @lomaxionpeerixonez2022 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oh thank god

  • @JD-iu6rv
    @JD-iu6rv หลายเดือนก่อน +332

    So apparently Flutter is NOT pregnant after all! Thank the Lord!

    • @Michael_Sangworth
      @Michael_Sangworth หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      You are incredibly dumb for thinking that she ever was

    • @zackhostetler5175
      @zackhostetler5175 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Hard to imagine she’ll ever give Chris the chance. If she did then it’ll be hard to imagine Chris getting her pregnant with his level of estrogen. 😂

    • @djdracula6762
      @djdracula6762 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      God would have been lost if it happen

    • @blitzkrieg1941
      @blitzkrieg1941 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Speak for yourself I am disappointed as shit

    • @blitzkrieg1941
      @blitzkrieg1941 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It would be interesting to see what such a child would be like

  • @Vaw.
    @Vaw. หลายเดือนก่อน +134

    Chris has ascended from lolcow or horrorcow to actual cryptid

    • @darthplagueis3488
      @darthplagueis3488 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      A cryptidcow

    • @nicholasgogel5606
      @nicholasgogel5606 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      He’s always been an SCP

    • @Vaw.
      @Vaw. 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @ ///WARNING///
      SCP-197 ‘Chris Chan’
      Object Class: Keter
      ///WARNING: COGNITOHAZARD///

  • @Carnyzzle
    @Carnyzzle หลายเดือนก่อน +123

    Barb in the window like it's a ghost sighting always gets me lol

    • @mcnultyssobercompanion6372
      @mcnultyssobercompanion6372 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Pictures like that are why I- personally- don't think Chris Chan actually "had relations" with Barb. If it was proven true, there would surely be protection orders in place on behalf of Barb.
      And so an image like that, proving Chris Chan was on the property (or the absurd footage of Chris collecting gravel) would be a protection violation order, and that would be that. Chris would be in cuffs.
      I will admit there's the possibility something happened but the state couldn't prove the case. But, particularly because Chris _is such_ an unreliable narrator, I personally doubt it. What Chris was saying to Bella, I think, is as much fan fiction as Chris claiming to be Christ resurrected.
      Admittedly, who knows. Chris still sucks, but I don't think it happened.

    • @gyver8448
      @gyver8448 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@mcnultyssobercompanion6372 That's assuming Barb is actually demented. I don't think she's ever actually been diagnosed with anything. The fact that they just released him would indicate she isn't.

    • @mcnultyssobercompanion6372
      @mcnultyssobercompanion6372 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@gyver8448 I totally agree, I actually don't think Barb is that out of it. She'd likely be in an assisted living facility if she was as out of it as some people claim.
      I think she's likely much more lucid than popularly assumed.
      What I _personally think_ happened is that Chris' conversations with Bella about "bad things happening" with Barb were essentially fan fiction. For what purpose? God knows.
      But when the news broke and the authorities went to Barb, I think she likely vehemently denied it.
      My guess is that the whole time Chris sat in jail, the prosecutors may have been trying to prove that Barb WAS senile (and thus her denials were not reliable.)
      At the same time, Chris' defense would have been trying to prove she WASN'T senile (and thus her denials were reliable, and Chris should be released.)
      In the end, I'm guessing Barb was found NOT senile, which may have been a major factor why the whole case was shit-canned.
      That's likely why Chris can be around Barb with no consequences. If the state found the allegations reliable, there would surely be protections in place, and Chris would be in cuffs.
      The case is sealed, so who knows. But that's my personal read.

  • @rustyshackleford234
    @rustyshackleford234 หลายเดือนก่อน +218

    When Trump won my first thought is what would Chris Chan think about this 😂

    • @DravenWolfe
      @DravenWolfe หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Same, 😂. I was just trying to imagine what type of tard'rage ge went on. 😂

    • @cosmo_y2k1
      @cosmo_y2k1 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      S A M E

    • @Botzywatt
      @Botzywatt หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      IKR

    • @BergmitetheBlueandPointy0712
      @BergmitetheBlueandPointy0712 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Glad I’m not the only one

    • @iudexslade7855
      @iudexslade7855 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same

  • @CODEDCAMS
    @CODEDCAMS หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    "Keep the ego humbled down", says the one who thinks they're the literal Prime God of this planet. How ironic...

    • @CODEDCAMS
      @CODEDCAMS หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      (and to add something that has nothing to do with CWC: that's a cute dog plush you have on the background)

  • @featherpony
    @featherpony หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    Chris, about having a child, did not say "summer". He said, in his Virginia southern accent "sum'ere", which means "somewhere".

    • @kellyshea92
      @kellyshea92 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Cactus!

    • @Okami1313
      @Okami1313 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who heard him correctly. I've never even been to the south, and I couldn't hear summer in there. The chat beforehand was also leading him, asking about it, and he can't help but answer even when the event is not, and hopefully never, happening

  • @RealLifeIronMan
    @RealLifeIronMan หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    7:20 A grapist doesn't have to be charged for someone to be graped. The mother doesn't have to have dementia to be senile.

    • @nevereverr
      @nevereverr หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Fr. Lots of kids are abused every day but their abusers are never charged. Such a bad take of GiBi

    • @Laffey99
      @Laffey99 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      But what evidence is there? Chris was only arrested for insect, not grape. Barbara also has a history of doing more than just platonic things like agreeing to go to prom with Chris, spooning him in bed and cuddling each other weirdly at one of his trials.

    • @HerrscherPuppet
      @HerrscherPuppet หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@Laffey99this right here. What Chris did was awful but I never felt bad for barb. She groomed him and it’s creepy af because Chris is too schizo to even realize what she did to him.

    • @rangerwh5508
      @rangerwh5508 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ⁠​⁠@@Laffey99Chris described Barb as “zombie-like” and “confused” when they had sex with her. Those details make the level of consent questionable. And just because Chris wasn’t charged doesn’t mean they’re exonerated. If I murder a person but don’t get caught or charged for it, I’m still a murderer. Not legally, sure. But I still committed the hypothetical murder.

    • @Optimegatrongodzilla
      @Optimegatrongodzilla หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@rangerwh5508 The "zombie-like" comment is from an unrelated scenario that happened before the supposed incest. Chris only said that Barb was confused at one point briefly. Now, what exactly that means, I don't know, but Barb does not have dementia or at least she didn't have it when the supposed incest would have happened. If she really had dementia at the time, she wouldn't have been allowed to be living by herself after Chris's arrest and she wouldn't have been allowed to still be a licensed driver. So, if the supposed incest actually happened and wasn't yet another one of Chris's many delusions, it was consensual.

  • @death4314
    @death4314 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    Rule of Chris chan: if he says something take it with all the salt you can until theres proof

    • @PhillyCh3zSt3ak
      @PhillyCh3zSt3ak หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Doesn't mean that it still won't give you that gut reaction immediately of "oh, God, no!"

    • @Halfendymion
      @Halfendymion หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Snort salt, got it

  • @JorgeMartinez-pg2cz
    @JorgeMartinez-pg2cz หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    If Chris was ever to have a child, he would neglect that child in the same way he neglected his dogs and cats. Also, we do know for a fact that the only reason he wanted a daughter so badly was to make her his boyfriend free girl. Since he couldn't find a boyfriend free girl, he turned his mother into his boyfriend free girl 🤢

    • @johnnysingtree
      @johnnysingtree หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      thats some disturbing theories there. where does your mind go? 🤢

    • @jc441-i3q
      @jc441-i3q หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      He would name his daughter "Crystal" then attempt "soulbonding" with her like he did with his mother. He would also claim it was consensual. 🤬

  • @Vaw.
    @Vaw. หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Autogynephilia is a helluva drug

    • @cyberdarkturtle6971
      @cyberdarkturtle6971 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Chris Chan and Bruce Jenner are no different

  • @keegobricks9734
    @keegobricks9734 หลายเดือนก่อน +126

    It's stuff like this that helps you remember, not only is he really stupid, but he is also pretty evil too.

    • @fahrenheigh
      @fahrenheigh หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Because he supported the more moral candidate?

    • @GreaseBIizzard
      @GreaseBIizzard หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      ​@@fahrenheighlol, lmao even.

    • @keegobricks9734
      @keegobricks9734 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@fahrenheigh lol that's a good one

    • @ZimmyZimz
      @ZimmyZimz หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@@fahrenheigh A moral politician haha

    • @DatGitGhaz
      @DatGitGhaz หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Trump isn't a good dude but calling Kamala Harris "more moral" is insane ​@@fahrenheigh

  • @josiahwilson9843
    @josiahwilson9843 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    Chris Chans subscriber count really illustrates the mental health of people in the United States.

    • @zeogold
      @zeogold หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      What can you say, people like looking at trainwrecks.

    • @deepbludreams
      @deepbludreams หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      In fairness. His channel is effectively dead, he only gets a couple thousand views on most of his videos at best

    • @paulmajano
      @paulmajano หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I mean these people can’t even say what a “woman” is 😂

    • @KrimsonKattYT
      @KrimsonKattYT หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@paulmajanoA woman is someone with a female neurology. Got em.

  • @josephiroth89
    @josephiroth89 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Interesting thing. I have a friend who also says “rather” when she means “whether.” And guess where she’s from… just outside of Richmond, VA.

  • @rhaybiesdolls
    @rhaybiesdolls หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I’m so happy you’re able to do this full time now, and I hope you thrive and are able to support yourself comfortably!

  • @NukeZToms
    @NukeZToms หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    Wait so this is how I find out that he has a girlfriend this is wild

    • @Tony36271
      @Tony36271 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Tard wrangler*

    • @Optimegatrongodzilla
      @Optimegatrongodzilla หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @NukeZToms
      There's no actual evidence that she's Chris's girlfriend. There's speculation that Praetor is paying her to spend time with Chris as a wrangler. All that is known for certain is that she is either from Finland or she has family members who live in Finland, as she and Chris have been seen together in Finland on 2 different occasions this year.

    • @archon7105
      @archon7105 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The chances of him having a girlfriend are realllly slim and I mean more slim then winning a game of monopoly against yourself. There hasn’t been much more info about her but as the person above said she’s a wrangler for him or someone who’s monitoring him to make sure he doesn’t step out of line. A leash just without the leash and collar

    • @ragsdale710
      @ragsdale710 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@Optimegatrongodzilla how did they get a passport?

    • @Optimegatrongodzilla
      @Optimegatrongodzilla หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ragsdale710 Beats the shit out of me!

  • @Se7enBeatleofDoom
    @Se7enBeatleofDoom หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    What are the odds we see a future Chris-Chan vs Secret Service saga?

    • @Hammerhead547
      @Hammerhead547 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Unless he's dumb enough to publicly threaten trump's life with an actual weapon that won't happen.

    • @Se7enBeatleofDoom
      @Se7enBeatleofDoom หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @ Chris-Chan already had a Twitter account suspended for posting death threats to Trump online in the past.

  • @360Fov
    @360Fov หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Honestly I just default to having subtitles on everything....regardless of language, and in spite of having the audio and no hearing issues. Not sure why but its just become the norm for me at this point.

  • @songweretson
    @songweretson หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    So glad to finally get a GiBi update!
    The new Transformers movie is not "for kids", and it's actually really good! Whoever screwed up the marketing for that one needs to be fired...

    • @LoreCattleRanch
      @LoreCattleRanch  หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      The trailer was very bad, but I have heard it was good from multiple people

    • @hougen8695
      @hougen8695 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@LoreCattleRanchit was allright honestly. I admit it was more made for like teend than adults, but it did still have a few really fuckin brutal moments.

    • @1visualfxguy
      @1visualfxguy หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know Keegan Michael Key is in it. I love that guy! 😂❤

    • @suzanneclark7706
      @suzanneclark7706 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I was wondering about that after Bee kept calling himself “Badassatron”

    • @songweretson
      @songweretson หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @suzanneclark7706 Bumblebee is set up that he's been alone for too long, so he's not very well socialized, and can babble a bit.

  • @Tere225
    @Tere225 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Lol chris is a walfare queen

  • @MachoSavage-j9c
    @MachoSavage-j9c หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I miss Chris's attachment to Guitar Hero. He never/rarely abandons things he grows to like. But he no longer thinks or cares about Guitar hero. Maybe its cause he was attwched to it during the liquid/solidus arch and liquid blown him away with using a real guitar and that killed it for him? Sadly unlike Guitar Hero phase. He probably will never ditch the 2015/16 feminist phase. Of all the things chris is attached to i wanna remove his twitter feminazi attachment.

  • @SaphiroAzure2
    @SaphiroAzure2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    How does someone "hypothetically" have an estimate for a baby announcement?
    You only have a certain time window where that makes sense.

    • @Optimegatrongodzilla
      @Optimegatrongodzilla หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @SaphiroAzure2
      You misunderstand what happened. Chris was asked a hypothetical question as to when Chris would announce the existence of an offspring if one ended up being conceived, and Chris answered the question.

  • @jc441-i3q
    @jc441-i3q หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I despise how he thinks he has a good heart and soul, is intelligent and honest.

    • @SpaceInvader3003
      @SpaceInvader3003 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Haha, that's a good one from Chris, he's the exact opposite of all those things. Just stuck inside a repeating pleasure seeking loop while thinking he can never do any wrong.

  • @360Fov
    @360Fov หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    "FICTIONAL HEDGEHOG SPOUSES" lmaoooo quote of the day

  • @TheHallow31
    @TheHallow31 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Could Chris just... stop existing?

  • @MartinClifford74656
    @MartinClifford74656 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Just watched this on a train ride from NJ to Boston and somehow it made the trip longer 😆 keep fighting the good fight GiBi!! We appreciate your sacrifice lol

  • @TspriggZ
    @TspriggZ หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    We are doomed if Chris has a child somehow

  • @pinkpirate5
    @pinkpirate5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Got to admit, kinda missed hearing your Chris updates. Glad you're back.

  • @luciohernandez9284
    @luciohernandez9284 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Always here for Chris Chan content

  • @EBThisThat
    @EBThisThat หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    What I find the funniest about all of this is his exposition on subs vs. dubs is something I actually agree with. Though, to be fair, dubs aren't all inherantly bad.

    • @VidelxSpopovich
      @VidelxSpopovich หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maybe use this as an opportunity to reflect on your own intelligence. You’re agreeing with a slobbering imbecile who raped his own elderly mother.

    • @ragsdale710
      @ragsdale710 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Chris believes in it for the worst possible reason. Chris is annoyed that lips don't match up 😊

    • @Dartingleopard
      @Dartingleopard หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, some shows (usually ones with bad English in the Subbed versions, like Black Lagoon) are better dubbed, others are better in subbed Japanese, it literally depends on the show and the dub itself.

  • @erinmccutcheon3751
    @erinmccutcheon3751 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I have a question. Why does Chris Chan hate Trump? Is for legit reasons or petty reasons?
    Knowing Chris Chan, it's probably for the latter.

    • @montanac2554
      @montanac2554 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I think he's just easily influenced by his surroundings. In '08 he was homophobic because of his upbringing, but now he's been surrounded by "lesbians" for so long that he's adopted their perspective

  • @masterfarr8265
    @masterfarr8265 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    what do you think it would be like if Chris Chan was president? I feel like he would be the real life version of President Jimble from Smiling Friends.

    • @CalebRazzleberry
      @CalebRazzleberry หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      indistinguishable from president corey

    • @physetermacrocephalus2209
      @physetermacrocephalus2209 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Mister Frog should be appointed dictator for life. He loves us.

    • @MachoSavage-j9c
      @MachoSavage-j9c หลายเดือนก่อน

      He committed to many crimes in his life to even attempt to run as president.

    • @suzanneclark7706
      @suzanneclark7706 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I feel like they’d be hated on both fronts
      Liberals would be against the discrimination of men (especially gay men) and people of color
      Conservatives would be against the overspending on soup hotels and monthly tugboats

    • @Optimegatrongodzilla
      @Optimegatrongodzilla หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@suzanneclark7706 🤦‍♂️ Chris hasn't been anti-gay since their transition and Chris isn't racist. Chris does have very little understanding of other cultures though.

  • @rhaybiesdolls
    @rhaybiesdolls หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    By explortions, he meant EXPLORATIONS, it was just a typo.

  • @seventysue8090
    @seventysue8090 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Am I the only one that's hoping chrischan shows up on Chris Hansen's show and both my worlds can collide.

    • @suzanneclark7706
      @suzanneclark7706 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Hehe Chris meet Chris

    • @Dartingleopard
      @Dartingleopard หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Chris is into older women, so unlikely to get asked to take a seat...

  • @ShinKamaitachi
    @ShinKamaitachi หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thank god chris isn't having a baby with flutter, because he's to irresponsible for that.

  • @dannydavidson6588
    @dannydavidson6588 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    As an actual trans person. And following Chris for so long... i don't think their identity is not full of shit

    • @johnnysingtree
      @johnnysingtree หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      oh ok that clears it up then

    • @xxskizzumxx
      @xxskizzumxx หลายเดือนก่อน

      Cool bro

  • @ThomasOwOD
    @ThomasOwOD หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    3:20 the real answer is set subs to the language you learned partially in school, since even years after you'll have a slight grasp of grammar it'll help vocab

  • @seventysue8090
    @seventysue8090 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    YOOOOO GUYS! weekly updates are back!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!

  • @StephanuSneed
    @StephanuSneed หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The drawing at 9:50 is referencing a mural from Sonic 3 depicting Super Sonic and Eggman fighting.

  • @OathKeeperRiku07
    @OathKeeperRiku07 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    24:02 sadly we have no one in Christory who can better understand tarot card reading because Chris sure doesn't

  • @OathKeeperRiku07
    @OathKeeperRiku07 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    9:38 i have no commentary here except Chris doesn't understand tarot cards

  • @trippy6183
    @trippy6183 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    If Chris makes a tarot deck, I might buy it…

  • @OathKeeperRiku07
    @OathKeeperRiku07 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    2:56 you might think Chris is a sub fan but it's clear it doesn't make sense given he's watched dubbed anime before and met dub actors before. He's not a sub fan, he just makes no sense

  • @gayforbrae5693
    @gayforbrae5693 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    man i love the shitty like scratched look from him using the cheapest felt tip pens for his election signs kinda nostalgic ngl

  • @flame4864
    @flame4864 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    13:00 So wait does that mean if someone has both ADHD and autism, that means they're 2x as likely to have superpowers?

  • @ExaltedUriel
    @ExaltedUriel หลายเดือนก่อน

    40:00-ish
    It's also worth noting that the sexually dimorphic tail of Pikachu/Raichu didn't exist at the time Chris made Rosechu, that was introduced in like Gen 4 I think.

  • @professorsponge1554
    @professorsponge1554 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Tricky: Took chris chan's comic and made it engaging and interesting.
    Chris: *sees this and shamelessly copies Tricky's work, but can't help but downgrade it because Chris thinks he can improve it with his autistic ramblings.*

  • @wedoalittletrolling-im4ti
    @wedoalittletrolling-im4ti 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Damn I was horrified that there could be a child but I was genuinely curious for that arc to happen

  • @guanglaikangyi6054
    @guanglaikangyi6054 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Who drew that Tarot image? I find it hard to believe it was Chris.

  • @mcnultyssobercompanion6372
    @mcnultyssobercompanion6372 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Not a single original idea in their head. It's all fan fiction. Chris Chan= the ultimate idea thief.

  • @ariana9941
    @ariana9941 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    YAY weekly updates :D

  • @fhagane6821
    @fhagane6821 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Gibi, you are thinner. Your face looks different in a good way btw

  • @wetherly
    @wetherly หลายเดือนก่อน

    Really happy you’re pumping out weekly content. Plus you’re beard it looking sharp!

  • @tracyrakelle
    @tracyrakelle หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thank you for the upload, Gibi❤

  • @Tatertotsareamazing
    @Tatertotsareamazing หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was having a shinji moment when he mentioned a child.

  • @Airless_Grind
    @Airless_Grind หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    lots has changed, you're looking good gibi!

  • @Todd-_-Umptious
    @Todd-_-Umptious หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Minecraft Trailer 1 : This looks like trash...
    Minecraft Trailer 2 : I'm kinda on side now, it looks silly fun.

  • @nathanelgatian9950
    @nathanelgatian9950 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I was wondering what Chris's reaction to his win was like

  • @OathKeeperRiku07
    @OathKeeperRiku07 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    26:10 okay, this is the biggest problem with Chris 'reboot' of issue 0, not only just copying Rosechu's story but adding way too much-complicated lore into it
    Dimension merge
    Primes
    DnD
    He's adding way too much into a fanficion comic that supposed to give rosechu and Kel more depth.

  • @Tkokat
    @Tkokat หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Crystal is cannon!

    • @Nulldeez
      @Nulldeez หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      OH GOD 😭
      Proof the dimensional merge is real?? 😱😱

    • @Mapl3Syrup
      @Mapl3Syrup หลายเดือนก่อน

      Incest saga pt2. How long do we think he’s going to wait?

    • @Tkokat
      @Tkokat หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Mapl3Syrup I tremble to think about it

    • @Tkokat
      @Tkokat หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@hastingscutoff1304 this is the worst timeline

    • @Optimegatrongodzilla
      @Optimegatrongodzilla หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@Tkokat Flutter is not pregnant.

  • @wolftitanreading5308
    @wolftitanreading5308 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Honestly CWC still doesn't piss me off as badly as Andrew Ditch

  • @OathKeeperRiku07
    @OathKeeperRiku07 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    43:00 I might need a drink before I dive into that, I'll come back to this in a week.

  • @AidenTheMK
    @AidenTheMK หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    11:04 AMONG US?!? SUS?? 😳

    • @AidenTheMK
      @AidenTheMK หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      What year is it again?

  • @mina_loi
    @mina_loi หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i have super powers, and i'm not austisted. i do however have synthetheasia, so there is that.

  • @mcnultyssobercompanion6372
    @mcnultyssobercompanion6372 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    God help me, Chris' take on President Zelenskyy is actually based.
    Again, God help me. Actual God, not Chris "God".

  • @garethmoores4168
    @garethmoores4168 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The male raichu/female Rosie rosechu thing would technically be forced gender reassignment wouldn't it ......??🤔

  • @cat_astronaut_
    @cat_astronaut_ หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I don't think it was him in Finland, but just someone looking like him

  • @phxcam3505
    @phxcam3505 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wow I just finished this playlist today and now I get another episode on the same day?! Score!

  • @magna7446
    @magna7446 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Oh
    Oh

  • @PAP888
    @PAP888 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    11:37 he’s using the archaic meaning of conduit, I guess saying he and others are l ascended masters here to guide humanity to be better or something

  • @nicholasgogel5606
    @nicholasgogel5606 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That long speech about ‘real & fake’ relationships just sounds like a repeat from shit he’s heard from a psychiatrist but it fell flat and he doesn’t understand it at all.

  • @subekennedy9554
    @subekennedy9554 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Omg did you have a glow up GiBi? Your lookin good 👍 👌 👀

  • @so_bendy
    @so_bendy 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    19:07 I thought I was having a damn stroke

  • @OathKeeperRiku07
    @OathKeeperRiku07 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    16:57 and between life issues and Chris copying from the writer, they only did one page of chapter 3 and it stopped there

  • @porcelainchips6061
    @porcelainchips6061 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Transformers One is a good quality kid's film, no joke. It's good in the same way Friendship is Magic and Avatar the Last Air Bender are good quality kids shows, though I would say it's more meant for an audience age range between those two shows.
    I only mention that here because it had a weirdly poor marketing campaign behind it, but is good media for all ages. The main thing that makes it good (besides solid writing) is that they don't have any human characters and the film's goal was to create a condensed origins story that integrates ideas from 30+ years of past media (there's even beast machines references).

  • @avadoksorem2854
    @avadoksorem2854 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I know you’re late on the draw, but Chris thankfully confirmed that there is no pregnancy at this time.

    • @lmno567
      @lmno567 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Someone did, but it certainly wasn't Chris. That post was way too well written for how Chris usually writes.

    • @avadoksorem2854
      @avadoksorem2854 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @ probably the Praetor to prevent the situation from boiling over.

    • @lmno567
      @lmno567 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @avadoksorem2854 Should be coming from Chris. Only then is it True and Honest.

    • @avadoksorem2854
      @avadoksorem2854 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@lmno567 if they’re lying, there will be hell to pay in 9 months.

    • @lmno567
      @lmno567 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@avadoksorem2854 I was calling BS when I heard it the first time. Positive pregnancy test or I call BS.

  • @OathKeeperRiku07
    @OathKeeperRiku07 หลายเดือนก่อน

    5:03 he really can't say he was catfish by so many women

  • @pinkpirate5
    @pinkpirate5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Trust is not a real Tarot card. Sorry Tarot purist.

  • @tutti-frutti1429
    @tutti-frutti1429 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    GiBi I love your Taylor Swift hat

  • @puffpax666
    @puffpax666 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Unless you're really mad in the momet"
    Real

  • @cherrytree3400
    @cherrytree3400 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    yo it's itemlabel

  • @Hammerhead547
    @Hammerhead547 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So there's a little more context too that screed chris wrote at the end of the video:
    Apparently he broke 2 teeth and wants $11k to get implants, hence the reason why he's making demands of others that they "help me out with kind financial donations".

    • @SpaceInvader3003
      @SpaceInvader3003 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The Praetors might soon be realizing that their supporting cwc was a decision that ultimately benefits no one. Money will come and go, but did anyone ( besides. cwc) ever need this Caden guy to come into the picture?

  • @porcelainchips6061
    @porcelainchips6061 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Timestamp: 55:10 OH NO I THOUGHT THE INTRO WAS A JOKE

  • @blahyak2709
    @blahyak2709 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Speaking of rick and morty did cwc ever saw the episode call desmithation?
    That episode might make him cry. Lol

  • @ltilluck
    @ltilluck หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    wait he had a gf?

  • @zomputerxero6256
    @zomputerxero6256 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    He really represents the average Kamala voter.

  • @joshuaball5916
    @joshuaball5916 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hey! The Minecraft Movie's official trailer is an improvement over the teaser, GiBi.

  • @StardustAnlia
    @StardustAnlia หลายเดือนก่อน

    Honestly, I’ve been following Chris Chan so I can get her to reference my own stuff in her comics and get myself a following. I’ve always intended to promote my idea of Anlia ( a floating civilization of SECs with any combination of laws from the lawless pit to the normal center) to her as at first a place where she could have sex, then after the jail saga as an alternative to prison. I would present my own fictional universe as a success story, then say I was looking towards CWCville for expansion within her multiverse framework. My ultimate goal was to find engineers in our shared following who could construct Anlia in the real world.

  • @tarbosaurus
    @tarbosaurus หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    0:57 "The first in a hopefully unending line of Chris Chan updates" I'd really rather it did end at some point actually
    Jokes aside, keep up the good work.

    • @VidelxSpopovich
      @VidelxSpopovich หลายเดือนก่อน

      Literally just yesterday I was thinking how nice it was that I hadn’t heard anything about Chris Chan in a long time and started wondering if he had finally learned his lesson and disappeared. Sad to say that hope has been dashed.

    • @Optimegatrongodzilla
      @Optimegatrongodzilla หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@VidelxSpopovich Chris Chan's lifestory is such a disturbing, gutwrenching, & infuriating tragedy! At the end of the day, we are talking about a moderately autistic person with the mental capacity of a 7-year-old(despite what Chris believes, they're clearly not high-functioning) who was failed spectacularly by their moronic parents, and who was driven batshit insane through being relentlessly bullied, deceived, & manipulated online for 14 years! Chris is a victim. I'm not saying that Chris has never done anything wrong, but ultimately, Chris is a victim. Chris was born to the wrong people at the wrong time. A time when there was a very limited understanding of autism among medical professionals.

    • @Optimegatrongodzilla
      @Optimegatrongodzilla หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @tarbosaurus
      Chris Chan's lifestory is such a disturbing, gutwrenching, & infuriating tragedy! At the end of the day, we are talking about a moderately autistic person with the mental capacity of a 7-year-old(despite what Chris believes, they're clearly not high-functioning) who was failed spectacularly by their moronic parents, and who was driven batshit insane through being relentlessly bullied, deceived, & manipulated online for 14 years! Chris is a victim. I'm not saying that Chris has never done anything wrong, but ultimately, Chris is a victim. Chris was born to the wrong people at the wrong time. A time when there was a very limited understanding of autism among medical professionals.

  • @TheeEvilWizard
    @TheeEvilWizard หลายเดือนก่อน

    There is no way his brainwashing is getting that good

  • @Nulldeez
    @Nulldeez หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:10 THIS
    THE correct answer, yessir

  • @Pizzacade
    @Pizzacade 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    GiBi, I think you're getting older than you think. My Gen Alpha brother will be 14 in May 💀

  • @starman9988
    @starman9988 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Feels like 2019 again, we getting this week in weird again?

  • @milkshot33
    @milkshot33 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Chris-chan is the meme that keeps on giving. If they had a child would they be a nepo-baby? The child of an internet goddess.

    • @Kingpug199
      @Kingpug199 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Nah that child would have a terrible life, thank the stars Chris isn’t actual haven’t a child

  • @QuatrinaVR
    @QuatrinaVR หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I feel horrified for this potential child

  • @slavinib6857
    @slavinib6857 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    gen alpha is 2011 onward

  • @ottagol1985
    @ottagol1985 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    And people still wonder why he's a nutcase?

  • @OathKeeperRiku07
    @OathKeeperRiku07 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:00 and those aren't tarot cards, or least not the cards I associate with

  • @BergmitetheBlueandPointy0712
    @BergmitetheBlueandPointy0712 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Looks like Chris still hate Trump after all, like in 2016.

    • @KrimsonKattYT
      @KrimsonKattYT หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      To to be fair, there's way more reasons to hate Trump now than in 2016. Stuff like the 2021 insurrection, Project 2025, and his claims of wanting to be like Hitler make it so that if you still support him in 2024 you're either a lunatic cultist or an ignorant fool.

  • @HeyImLucious
    @HeyImLucious หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Even fucking Chris-chan understands that sub > dub with anime... what excuse do other people have?

    • @codygames5415
      @codygames5415 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The subtitles in Japanese horror movies is what made me into a speed reader.

    • @Dartingleopard
      @Dartingleopard หลายเดือนก่อน

      Some shows only work in other languages than Japanese, like Black Lagoon. Revy sounds awkward in the Japanese version due to bad English (She is canonically American), and several other characters are canonical native English speakers, so they speak bad English in the Sub version. It literally depends on the show whether dub or sub is better, neither is 100% superior.