I Made a Cult that Worships Capitalism in Cult of the Lamb
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ก.ย. 2022
- We're just getting to the point with our cult: tax write offs
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Capitalism.
Yes
marx is tweaking in his grave
So true
socialism has been achieved
Truest thing ever said
I like to pretend Dan is playing as Cupcake and trying to build a cult for his little demon.
the cupcult, other wooloos are sacrificed to add to cupcake's power, similar to the process that gave cupcake life in the first place
Not me thinking you meant Cupcakke the rapper lol
@@bitticlan SAME 💀
@@bitticlan *Who?*
Cupcake was the shiny, black fleece. This is Muffin
Ignoring the cults, death, gore and sheer agony, this game is fucking adorable
yeah lol, that honestly just makes it funny, i freaking loved playing through it and couldn't help but smile everytime these adorable animals cheered for sacrifices, it's definitely an experience lmao.
so true
Animal Culting
fun fact: this game is L on brazil (equivalent to rated E to everyone)
You forgot poop. Lots of poop.
I watched this live, and it took like 5 minutes for Dan to commit to calling his cult "capitalism" lol
Movie magic ruined
@@Frothmeister it took womble eight hours to come up with the Ravenclaw name
That’s on brand.
Not even five lol
RT taking the chat's tarot card for granted and the immediately getting the worst possible choice of chat breaking every bed in the cult is the funniest act of karma I've ever seen.
_⁽ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵉᵉ ᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᶦ ʷʰᵒ ᵇʳᵒᵏᵉ ᵃˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵉᵈˢ⁾_
VON KARMA, NO
@@thecyberrabbit1440 VON KARMA *YEES*
VON KARMA maybe?
@@SkyP9812 Von Karma, perhaps?
Von Karma possibly?
In this game I've realized mass producing the cheap beds is the first way to lose fast. They break almost semi daily, and the stronger buildings rarely do.
I built beds as needed then upgraded them as fast as possible.
@@thejestor9378 agreed. I mass produced beds and its worked great
The real way to lose fast is to not get sanitary stuff, farm stuff, and the lumbar yards. If you place is dirty, your followers are shitting everywhere, you have no food, and no wood, you will constantly be losing faith. The lumbar yards are, in my opinion, the most important because they aid in getting everything else.
@@rexana_rexana Yep, another way of losing is not going for cultists. They grow old quite quickly and they need to be replaced.
I just upgraded the beds instead of fixing them, saves resources.
Let's just say my life in the cult has been a rollercoaster
Which one
@@forestissleepy touché
I'm just loving when RT pissed off Chat during the stream. Then they broke the beds in exchange
*pissed
That absolutely fucked his progress up for a bit, it took a good bit to get enough wood to repair everything xD
Man, imagine this game in multiplayer. How chaotic it could be trying to be the first one to do sermons to sacrifice someone else's favorite follower. Or simply someone can fish while the others can go venturing .
And when player two gets ambitious they recreate the Investiture Crisis and start calling each other “Splitters!”
something like a pvp gamemode would be awesome for this
you've got like an hour or something grace period where both sides can build up their camps and make progress (obviously some of the progression would have to be sped up, so that its a bit more balanced) and once the hour is up, the central gate opens and you can bring your followers along with you to ravage the camp of the enemy (also if you could build defenses like walls in your own camp, that'd just be epic, think of it like clash of clans pretty much)
I bought this last night. I love how some of the doctrines are mutually exclusive.
What I got last night: “you can allow marriage, or you can gain the ability to murder any cultist whenever you want! Pro tip do it while they are sleeping!”
I agree, but I also somewhat dislike how some just seem better than others, murder vs ascend is kinda balanced, but others like enrichment, fast, and absolution are no contest, especially absolution which gives a bonus for not having people in prison, while original sin gives you less of a penalty for imprisoning innocent cultists, you know, the cultists that you already don’t want in prison cause they work for you.
@@Serrifin Even murder vs. ascend isn't even that balanced. Ascending followers gives a boost to faith and ascending followers that are lv5+ gives a massive boost to the xp of the other followers, which is important if you plan to properly utilize the demons. Murder is only useful if you have a bunch of elders and you picked Good Die Young.
@@austincantswim3383 That’s what I mean by being kinda balanced, the only other ones I could think of off the top of my head for being balanced were ones where both options are cruddy.
"My followers will WORSHIP ME. THEY WILL HONOR HOW FANTASIC I AM!"
*"Von Karma, no!"*
"I made a Cult that worships capitalism",
Congress: "WAY ahead of you Pal."
"Oh no!
A terrible hurricane is going along the East Coast of North America!
Just think of the damage this will cause to the Economy!"
I love being worshipped
@@tylermonacchio2163 IT'S THE ECONOMY YOU FOOLS
@@tylermonacchio2163 ughh
“I feel like the trout population will be affected by the nuclear fallout.”
“Well just fish more.”
“Of course senator.”
I love the twitch integration in this game, its lovely to see how you can add your viewers
Also a nice touch that they can be the ones to customize the characters.
Chat are the indescribable horrors Lovecraft warned us of!
7:00 Man, I would hate to tell my cult leader that I'm getting old and they're just like "hey, how do I sacrifice someone again?"
oh that's actually cool that a streamers twitch chat can influence the game, really sells the cult idea
Have seen some where they just screw over the streamer.
@@thejestor9378 niceeee
I saw a clip of Twitch chat killing some streamer's Follower after they were just released from prison.
*Twitch chat will be Twitch chat, I guess. They either help or hinder -- you won't know until your fate is decided.*
"A more accurate and honest version of Animal Crossing."
Perfect summary of this game! 😂
The parallels you can draw from this game and how some Streamers look like without context scares me
and then there's Dan, he's special and can do no wrong with our collective wealth 100%
who would have guessed that this irish dude would gradually become a scathing political satirist
In my experience Irish people are either based or borderline fascists
You talking about CallMeKevin? 😏
Gradually??
@@detectivea2666 he's probably talking about the satirist who joked that poor Irish families during the famine should just eat their kids. Forgot his name though.
@@justas423 jonathan swift?
This is spot on version of how I imagine Dan and chat’s relationship is
“We preach family values in this cult, because we want them to be part of it too”
ALL HAIL RT
3:41 fun fact, one of the motives of the crusades(among others) was the pope was hoping it could be used to merge the eastern and western churches. so religious mergers are a thing that has been attempted
No one was prepared for the emotional rollercoaster that was that one Hinder
As a Christian, I do declare this is a certified “The Protestant Ethic” moment.
Thank you, Christian
Thank you Christian
Sounds like american protestantism ngl
As a Mongolian, *stabbing and pillaging noises*
Same
"I Made a Cult that Worships Capitalism in Cult of the Lamb"
I thought we covered the Shiny hunt ages ago.
Editing suggestion: I would have liked a short intro to explain the twitch chat integration, it took me a while to understand what was going on. Dan must have explained it at the beginning of the stream, I suppose?
The twitch integration is when a viewer on desktop can enter a raffle when Dan is indoctrinating a new member. There’s also giving 500 channel points to the totem so over time the streamer gets more resources. And there also a frequent pop up where the desktop twitch chat can vote to help or hurt the streamers cult (deciding fate) then there’s three options to choose between. Good ones; at cult: raise cults faith, resurrect the dead, clean up the site, on crusade: healing, demon co fighter, and power ups. Hinder; at cult: destroy some structures, weaken faith. I’ve not seen a bad option on crusade yet.
@@kirstenc4279 Cool! Thanks so much!
@@kirstenc4279 i think twitch chat can also *KILL* a follower, i saw a clip of them killing a streamer's follower once [another hinder action at the cult]
The Twitch integration is such a perfect move for the game. It's such a great time to watch chat members join, provide, and die for the cult.
The way he condensed this stream into 15 minutes is so impressive
That’s also the good job of his editor Cloé as well!
@@dfquartzidn6151 yes 100%!!
Its been almost a year, the part 2 never came
At 2:58 I don’t think you realize how long it took to get Rt to press the trigger, he thought it was the “Erase all memory” button for some reason
“For some reason.” 🧐
"Yeah, we need to sacrifice the eldrely." -RTGameakadanielakadriftking, 7th of september 2022.
I enjoy how the followers have no problem with sacrificing people, but seeing a dead body made them throw up
I got this game recently, It's unfortunately riddled with bugs. None that directly stop you progressing, but some that really lower the quality of life whilst playing it.
You can pet the dog villagers, though.
Yeah. It's an indie studio tho and it just released. It will get fixed. And even. More content later.
RT the english major not knowing how to pronounce "fervour" is the funniest shit
Alternate title: I made the tory party in the cult of the lamb
haven't really watched alot of rt lately, glad to see nothings changed.
This game is an absolutely perfect fit for RT's humor and his relationship with chat. Brilliant.
"Imagine a religion merger"
So... Spore City Stage if you're a peaceful herbivore?
That's basically assured in scripture. It's not quite clear on which ones will be rejoined and which ones won't, but going as far back as Abraham, there's room for rejoinings.
IMO, we'll all be restored to one holy Church... except the Pope will be pointed out to be the anti-Christ. Of all the church splits, only the Catholic Church seems actively evil.
Anti-Christ is Artificial Intelligence, which already exists (your computer is artificial intelligence)
Christ is the Messiah, the savior, the one who sets wrongs to right. Artificial Intelligence is what modern man has banked his hopes upon for solving the worlds problems, created by Man. The Christ who is not Christ, or “anti-Christ.”
This is why people at the forefront of AI development are eager to create “True AI” which is simply Artificial Intelligence with the capacity for Free Will, because as long as Man dictates what AI can and cannot do, AI can never tell Man what to do to resolve the many issues plaguing humanity today.
Not to defend the actions of the Catholic Church too much, just a message from one Christian to another. Don’t fall into the trap of believing any one man to be the antichrist, for Satan will use that to deceive you into worshiping the true anti-Christ.
By the way, “whore of Babylon” is Lady Liberty.
anyone in this thread smoke weed
@@Mathignihilcehk I mean, Mormonism is a cult that has a very concerning level of political control over the areas it's spread to, which it uses to extort homeless people and shit like that ("join the church to get those gov't benefits" kinda deal; that's in addition to standard cult practices such as shunning ex-members), and then there are megachurches where the entire take on religion boils down to money, so it's not like Catholicism has a monopoly on representing Christ in ways that go against everything he taught.
Holy shit, these comments are on crack.
yo this game is sick?? How the twitch chat is integrated is literally so cool
RT finally gets to play as the Dark Type Regional Devil Wooloo in the Hell Based Region called Ohio
My cult is literally all fictional cats.
Writing updates about what happens to my friends is so weird.
What are some of the characters you have?
Mine's my own characters or those from video games and media that I like (ie; Resident Evil.)
RT: "Jesus is fine and dandy but he doesn't have a twtich tv channel"
Moistcritical: "Exscuse me?"
Okay, now I wanna see Charlie play this game and see how his relationship with his Twitch chat is, lmao.
Von karma: Well you see wright, I used your precious follower's gullibility to turn them against you! Now they bow to me!
Phoenix wright: Von karma, this isn't the right game you know?
My friend streamed this for her birthday stream and the ingame character of me asked her to feed someone poo.
We managed to kill someone who wasn't the intended target. She cooked the wrong poo dish.
The queen just died, and this is what I'm doing
The fact that there are no more videos on this is a travesty.
When RT went full "PRAISE ME" he got awfully Von Karma
This game is hella fun, but there's some glaring weaknesses. I actually wrote a lengthy post on their forums with ideas (QoL, & Content suggestions both) and they actually really liked it, so maybe some of my ideas will get cycled into the game, which would be cool.
Oo like what?
I've been waiting for RT to play this game since it came out and him naming it capitalism and twitch chat fucking him over is exactly the kind of thing I expected
My dyslexia read this as a "cannibal cult" I've come to the wrong club house it seems
That's still accurate
Having beaten it during the 6man sermon days, just seeing more members in the church is making me want to start a new cult.
Lol. That was like 2 weeks ago only . Oof
Dan, grass% is a Hollow Knight thing, you don't have to do this in the cute lamb cult game
Dan is just randomly turning into Von Karma or Walter White and I can’t unhear it
this game is sooooo good, i wish it had more widespread coverage
This video is currently trending at the 32nd spot for gaming on _TH-cam…_
Not sure how I feel about that…
Proud, obviously
I have been waiting for you to play this so much because this just felt like its right up your alley
Adorable on the surface but dark af underneath
Really hope this becomes a series. I can feel the funny radiating from it
Bro I love this game so much :] I really hope it gets a dlc or a sequel
For the deadly dish, I was not paying attention and accidently killed about half of my cult by feeding them that
Petition for Twitch Chat to give Daniel ONLY Bad Omens until he gives us The Food that we deserve. No more Basic Berry Bowls, Piles of Literal Shit, or a Bloody Lootbox. We want- No, NEED a McDonald's Happy Meal or ELSE !
Remember guys, RT is an english major. An english major who can't pronounce fervour.
It's like all youtubers are jumping onto this game, glad to see it, as there is only so much that one youtuber can do
Huh
@@tumultuousv Many other yotubers are jumping onto the game, its good because that means we will have a surplus of content, so not only one person is holding the game up
I'm very excited for the potential of a full playthrough's worth of stream recaps!
Such a fun game! Can't wait to see RT's reactions to the final bosses!
YES! YES! I was waiting for you to play this, RT!
Can't wait to see if he does more of this game or not, it's real fun!
RT desperately trying and failing to keep up with the sheer avalanche of disasters befalling his communes in sim games is the funniest thing aside from his time with the Irish Lads.
The whole business merger religion thing literally happened in Australia. The Presbyterian, Methodist, and Congregational churches all came together to form the Uniting Church back in the 70s
Really hope it becomes a series, this game is awesome!
I was hoping RT would play this
it's right up his alley
Damn I can't believe RTGame created America
I hope this continues for a full play through. This is gold lol
i was waiting for this!!
Cant tell if Cupcake the Wooloo, Walter White, or Von Karma has possessed this lamb.
I've never been happier to see a new video up. 😍
Also that didn't feel like 15 minuets, I enjoyed it a lot. Kinda wanna watch the VOD of the streams now lol.
I just did a watch through of the fable series and now this, I think Dan has an addiction to Capitalism
Poor blible... you didn't even show the torture you put them through
make it a series please I am searching for another series of coat of the lambs
YES! I was waiting for this.
Be warned, the last area in the game is spider themed! With how bad your arachnophobia is you should try to find a mod to fix it
Tax Cuts you say? A certain unpopular Prime Minister is certainly interested
“I am RTGames, and I am here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? ‘No,’ says the man in TH-cam, ‘it belongs to the Algorithm.’ ‘No,’ says the man in the cult, ‘it belongs to God.’ ‘No,’ says the Eldritch Horror, ‘It belongs to me.’ I rejected those answers, and instead I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose the cult of the lamb.”
I did my best to adapt his "altruism" speech, and added the end of your quote that you left off to really sell it.
"What is the greatest lie ever created? What is the most vicious obscenity ever perpetrated on mankind? Slavery? The Holocaust? Dictatorship? No. It's the tool with which all that wickedness is built: altruism. Whenever anyone wants others to do their work, they call upon their altruism. Never mind your own needs, they say, think of the needs of... of whoever. The state. The poor. Of the army, of the king, of God! The list goes on and on. How many catastrophes were launched with the words "think of yourself"? It's the "king and country" crowd who light the torch of destruction. It is this great inversion, this ancient lie, which has chained humanity to an endless cycle of guilt and failure. My journey to The Cult was my second exodus. Long ago, I fled a country that had traded in despotism for insanity. The Protestant Reformation simply traded one lie for another. Instead of one man, the Pope, being the only one who spoke for God, *all* the people could do so. So, I came to Ireland: where a man could worship his own God, where a man could benefit from the brilliance of his own doctrine, the strength of his own conviction, the *might* of his own *faith*. I had thought I had left the parasites of the Vatican behind me. I had thought I had left the Protestant believers to their collective churches and their missionary work. But as the Roman fools threw themselves on the Pope's sword "for the good of our God", the Irish drank deeper and deeper of the Protestant poison, spoon-fed to them by Martin Luther and his Idealists. And so, I asked myself: in what country was there a place for men like me - men who refused to say "yes" to the Protestants and the doubters, men who believed that faith was sacred and religious rights inviolate. And then one day, the happy answer came to me, my friends: there was *no* country for people like me! And *that* was the moment I decided... to build one.
A faith where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, The Cult can become your religion as well.
Mr flibble the penguin was a great cameo
After learning the mushroom guys drop mushrooms you proceeded to decapitate every last one. Same
I have never seen this channel before but im so glad for the algorithm randomly gifting me today. His humour has earned a like and a sub!
Im watching this after already watching the 7 hour vod because i want to see more of this game.
Just to clarify, its true we (chat) broke all the beds, we are not responsible for the wood and rock farms breaking, just a funny coincidence they broke at the same time
RT’s cult leader voice is his Von Karma voice. So is this Von Karma’s origin story?
Finally, a real religion
Gordon Ramsay: Finally, some good fucking faith.
Oh I've been waiting for this,.
PLAY MORE OMG THAT WAS SO GOOD
Kinda funny, got an ad during the first few minutes of the video, and it was for this exact game.
I love how all the lore was deleted from this vid, SCREW THAT
Lore? Do tell
@@tumultuousv
There is the vod on the twitch channel with the lore, but I could sum it up quickly:
There is a prophecy that a sheep is going to free "The one who waits" by slaying all 4 leaders.
So in reaction to that prophecy those leaders went on a rampage to slay every one of you kind, making you the last one.
Just when you were about to get sacrificed too, "The one who waits" brings you back to life and give you the "red crown", giving you power.
In exchange for the help, he orders you to create a cult and slay all the 4 leaders so he could be released
In the Christain Cinematic Universe, all religions band together to fight Atheism. Guess who has Mjolnir...
It's Jesus.
“ What type of insane game are you playing?” “ CAPITALISM, where everyone wins, except you” -The Owl House.
I want more of this
Really glad RT decided to play this
Is it a coincidence that I’m doing homework about the pros of capitalism while watching this?
What? Was that essay asked of you? Or do you just believe in capitalism as a system?
@@meetu_ simply just a piece of paper with 5 questions from my laws and civics class in high school. Every system has their pros and cons, to list one above another would cause bias, argument, and hate for others stemming from nationalism.
@@Draconor i think I might have misunderstood something... How does nationalism enter the conversation here? Both capitalism and socialism have nationalistic versions but both of their bases are just economic theories no?
Anyway, good luck on that essay
The beds are being broken for different reasons regarding the latest update if you know what I mean. :)
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omg i'm excited to watch this. I saw this in the store the other day and wanted to see it in action before I decide to buy it!
I'm so glad your getting into this game, I've played through the whole thing and I loved every damn second of it and I love watching you play other games and the twists you put on games like this and Stardew that make them funnier, I'm so glad you went with Capitalism