Me: *about to sleep* Bionic: *post video* Me: *MOM!!! I DON’T WANNA SLEEP YET!* Mum: *why?!* Me: *BECAUSE BIONIC POSTED A VIDEO I WANNA WATCH FIRST!* Bionic is my life
2 QUESTIONS OF THE DAY IS.. "Why is my man making like the sickest looking tree?" "Bruh, why are you so bad at building Elephants Quiff, but you can build the most insane tree ever?" "I just don't get it"
Bionic: make this video hit 40k likes in a day Me: watching this video in December The video: *40k likes* Also me: wondering how it took him 3 months and a little over two weeks to get his goal lol
Bionic : let's get to 40 k likes Me looking at the likes : 60k likes omg u have 20 k more likes. Me editing: oh this was posted at last year at aug ohh
BRUH HOW COME HIS WATER LOOKS SO NICE, how do u get that kind of water pls tell me 7:51 is the kind of water I am talking bout and again someone pls tell me
Quiff be stupid. Elephants DO have tails, you were right about them having tails Bionic. I know you felt like you didn’t know about elephants. Here compare yours and Quiff’s to this: 🐘 YOURS IS PERFECT! I think he was trying to say elephants don’t have tails just so he could win. Don’t let Quiff fool you... YOU DEFINITELY WON
OMGGGGG BIONIC DID U JUST ACCEPT MY FRIEND REQUEST ON MINECRAFTTTT I CANT BELIEVE IT IM CRYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG IS WITH THE MONKEY PROFILE PIC
I think they know that you’re cheating cuz you never do anything legitimately 😂 to be honest none of you ever do anything legitimately.y’all say every video “no cheating” and then 10 second later y’all are cheating 😂 but it makes the content 10x better
Dude you can trade iron for emeralds for villagers all you need is a smithing table in-front of a villager you already have iron farm so it is overpowered
Them saying Elephants don’t have tails: mehoy noy me dumbbbbbbb. Me getting rage at them being famous and STUPID: wh-w-w-WHY MOST OTHER PEOPLE KNOW THE CORRECT THING AND THEY AIN’T FAMOUS AINDOCNSOWBFORNDIFNFIFBFIFNFFIBFIDNF
Bionic : so I need to just press t open up chat let's do / p-i-p Me : what does that mean? Bionic : it's stands for personal inspection for peepee wait what -_- Me :HAHAHAHHAHAHA
“Bionic post”
Me: YASSSSS
BrainCell: oh pls no :(
MMM yes
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSDSDDSSS
yeah
Yasssss
Yas
Fun fact: The world Short is longer than the word Long
U meant word instead of world right??
SirRandomz 😂
*tips off glasses to glare at comment*
Yes the best world short is the longest one as well
Plz help I’m loosing brain cells
Yes they do have tails for the elephants
Yep
Dumb 1 cell bionic
Bionic
👑
2 braincell
Yep they do
Quiffs mom: apology accepted
Bionic:I am sorry Quiffs mom
Is this real dream
@@Meltdown-MCno.
I know he’s done this a couple of times already but I still love them every time I watch it
Thanks for the great content bonc Goonganginga
Bonc
@@LinnyTH-cam bonc stonk
@@superiorwind1445 Bonc stonk onk
@@shirleynoel-sanchez3195 7
@@shirleynoel-sanchez3195 Bonc stonk onk nk
Bionic’s that one cool uncle who’s very memy.
Memymeans meme in Polish
Mananoinoinoi
Yes
@@jermbogoobclan Man man man man 👨 👨🦰 👨🏻🦰
6uuuuuuyyyhspt
pettion for bionic to drop a shirt saying goonganggingang
I sign 63829283737.E+63892 times
Sighn DO IT FOR GOONGANGINGAN
Sign in 1000000000000000000000000000000000 times
9.000000+ times I sign
I signed 999999999999999888795775847574588994847578474 times
Quiffs so smart whenever bionic does a cheating mod he always finds out!🤣😂🤣😂
hi😂😅😅😂😂😅😅😂😂
I'm watching in 2021
My phone: bionic has uploaded
Me: oh no time to lose my last two braincells.
Also me: gonganginga
Yes
We need more of these comments
It’s gogaginga.
Bionic: I just wanna see who’s the best builder
Me:sUrEeeEeeE
reeeeeee
0:17 me wondering where is my laptop
@Kaitlyn Chigas I didn’t even get it
@@airlyanimations6550 the two numbers are seventeen (it was a lame joke I don’t blame you)
Idea:
It’s all a normal build battle until the last one
The last thing is tnt
And bionic ignites a nuke!
8:01 The elephants actually have tails but they r a little small
We knottyk
@@airlyanimations6550 I can tie a knot
We know but Jim neutron doesn’t.
No hate.
Yes
When you replaced the leaves with pink blocks... You now made a Sakura Blossom Tree from Japan! :D
lol
Bootafull
lol
NONI?
Handball👍🏿🌜🌛
No one gonna talk about how elephants actually do have tails.
Liam Eyster I think everyone knows that :/
Liam Eyster lol
Bo
Yeah! Renuomi
Some elephants have tails :/
Me: *about to sleep*
Bionic: *post video*
Me: *MOM!!! I DON’T WANNA SLEEP YET!*
Mum: *why?!*
Me: *BECAUSE BIONIC POSTED A VIDEO I WANNA WATCH FIRST!*
Bionic is my life
Ik
Bionic: I’m gonna build something, literally anything
Also bionic: builds a cobblestone pp
Yes
Whenever its a Bionic video you always knows it's going to be either him cheating, trolling or hacking😂😂
AYZ_PLAYZ2478 8 what about sky block
AYZ_PLAYZ2478 8 I know
AYZ_PLAYZ2478 8 hahaha
True😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
❤
Me: choking on water
Sister: ...
I relate bruh but brother
random does not equal funny
Relitable
*so cool I love it keep up the good content my guy bonc*
Me: yay I’m early!
Bots: Allow me to introduce myself
True
True
True
Quiff: *accepts the challenge*
Bionic: *_haha trolling go brr_*
Keep it up with the great content
quff builld a pink **** with top is cobbweb is it right bionic?
Bionic didnt even notice the fact that quiff called him daddy XD
Time?
@🌱[ʜᴇʀʙ ᴄᴏᴏᴋɪᴇ]🌱 me too
What timeee
When
13:33
Pls let bionic see this cause I think he needs to know that he is doing a really great job
True hes doing great just like you you did better then i ever did
Bionic: pLAyinG 1.12.2 Minecraft.
Minecraft: WhY dId We AdD 1.15?
Omg I love ur vids and I LOVE these kind of vids pls make more
9:59 best funny part 🤣🤣
8:07
Elephants have tails their just small the size of a twig
ya
Tinyy
Teny
ACUALLY THEIR 12FEET
@@Mummbear how am I suppose to know i just said something small
I clicked fast as f boi
Cause of goongaginga
And hnoimnoimnoimnoi
Claim “here before a million view” ticket here!!..
Wat ummm no thx
Original comment: ‘Claim “here before a million views” ticket here!!..’
Shut up
Stfu
*N* *O*
Bionic❤❤❤you are the best TH-camr
Bionic: He is looking up a tutorial
Me: He is just using inventory to grab stuff
Message to all those Bionic fans: *You're nice unique and awesome. Have a wonderful day!*
Bot
bot bot bot go eat tortilla chip vertically
You just want likes
of you didn't understand what quiff built exactly at the end you're too innocent
What is it
I know
Round one:Bionic 10/10 Quiff 10/10
Round two:Bionic 9/10 Quiff 8/10
Round three:Quiff 9/10 Bionic 10/10
quiff be like: you dare use my own spells against me potter
I think you could troll Drewsmc. I also think you could use a controlling mod so that you could make him do a bad build.
Yes good idea
HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION WITH PRESTONPLAYZ!!!
Bionic is the WINNER 🏆🎉🏆
Nobody:
Bionic: "Hey, Quiff-san bahn a mi knoy mi knoy knoy"
Hi
Hola
*bionic posts*
me: hehe boi
brancells:NOOOOOOOO PLEASE
you should do a troll hide and seek or build battle where there is no catch it will confuse them so much
Hey Bionic!
Can You Please Make Mob Battle Videos???
when bonc post even his braincells are begging for mercy😣😣😣😣
Bionic**
Na i like when you were chiting
Good one
FAK YOU HAVE THE HOUSE
2:18
I think we all know what that build is supposed to be
Pp
A peepee
Upside down T
Peepee or unside down T
@@jamecka11phil13I think I 🎛
2 QUESTIONS OF THE DAY IS..
"Why is my man making like the sickest looking tree?"
"Bruh, why are you so bad at building Elephants Quiff, but you can build the most insane tree ever?" "I just don't get it"
Nothing is impossible for the cyborg army 💪💪
My-Mind-Bionic's Elephant eye's Look cute new subscribers bionic!
The new videos is always more cursed than the last one, gongonginga
That's true bruh lol
Who else randomly found Bionic and watches him regularly now
Thats just about everyone lol
LOL me
Me bro
Me but I found him yesterday
L0L
Bionic: PIP STANDS FOR PERSONAL INSPECTION OF PP.
Me: it's not pip it's piop.
Then in USA where is the "of"
When bionic posts:
Brain cells: HERE WE GO AGAIN..
HAHAHAHAHA
yeah lol
When ever I say gin gong gooo in school I think of bionic 😂😂😂
Bionic: make this video hit 40k likes in a day
Me: watching this video in December
The video: *40k likes*
Also me: wondering how it took him 3 months and a little over two weeks to get his goal lol
This never gets old 0:26
2:18 if there was a cobblestone block under where you build it it would be a cross
if someone ask you to join there building competition you should use this to see what they use to cheat
Bionic won every round and also HAPPY NEW YEARS
Me looking at quiff elephant:[(laughing effect)]
Me looking at bionic elephant:[(!,!,!!!!naniiiiiiii!!!)] what is sooooooooo so cool🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
bonc: i hope this made sense. Me: you just explained how the mod works right infront of me
Gxudge
@@sonjadavids2235 hvjbfxkb
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙i Love Jesu 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Gigi Mai Mai
I thought he was family friendly but he just built a private part
Plot twist:he is not family friend
he always does lol
7:58 The thing is Elephants do hav tails
Yes
Dummies
Goon gang gang gang ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️👍👍👍👍👍👍‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Bionic : let's get to 40 k likes
Me looking at the likes : 60k likes omg u have 20 k more likes.
Me editing: oh this was posted at last year at aug ohh
“Hopefully this makes sense”
my negative 100 brain cells: don’t take away any more what more do you want
Bionic: so don’t be a nerd and MAKE ME BALD
Me: I was never a nerd I’m too dum to be one :>
@CYBERMIK ╋1 ⓼⓻⓶⓶⓶⓹⓪⑨⓷⓪ this is a bot people
bionic can you please record Minecraft but mob's are foods please ❤️💙
BRUH HOW COME HIS WATER LOOKS SO NICE, how do u get that kind of water pls tell me 7:51 is the kind of water I am talking bout and again someone pls tell me
Pc graphics vibrancy and brightness
Parts that you might like: 3:02 6:06 2:20 4:59 14:08
I rate Quiff's 5/10
BRUH NOOOOOOB
Yeeeeees 4m subs bionic!!!! Ur a great U tuber
Bionic:”trolling him in front of 100000s of people
Me watching with 800 views😏
elephants actually do have tails
@@ezradavies5995 yo what
@@ezradavies5995 where u get that info
Danki boi2020 you can just google it
Every time when you use a mod, plugin, etc... put the download link in the discription.
i like the part when he started building
Quif's elephant looked like a pepsi truck 😂
Bionic: embracing quif in front of 100’s of 1000’s of people
Me: dams thats a lot
Reality: 1m+ ppl watch yt video
you embarassed yourself by saying embraced instead of embarassed
Ya do you know that !!??????
Nevermind 😝😑
Quiff be stupid. Elephants DO have tails, you were right about them having tails Bionic. I know you felt like you didn’t know about elephants. Here compare yours and Quiff’s to this: 🐘
YOURS IS PERFECT! I think he was trying to say elephants don’t have tails just so he could win. Don’t let Quiff fool you... YOU DEFINITELY WON
Itz true
Hey
Wtf
What the freak
hi
Imagine Bionic Pins This Comment...
imagine making stupid comments
@@KawYou333 your exactly right XD
Cool video bro 😎
Imagine getting pinned by bionic
Wooahhh like with no pin
At least he heart it But one day
Woahhhh he heart your comment!!!
OMGGGGG BIONIC DID U JUST ACCEPT MY FRIEND REQUEST ON MINECRAFTTTT I CANT BELIEVE IT IM CRYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG IS WITH THE MONKEY PROFILE PIC
Mebakedbeans
everyone knows ure lying smh
@@suicidalcarrot9759 we all know smh thts true
ya lying child
I think they know that you’re cheating cuz you never do anything legitimately 😂 to be honest none of you ever do anything legitimately.y’all say every video “no cheating” and then 10 second later y’all are cheating 😂 but it makes the content 10x better
Yes
When he posts
ME YASSSß
BRAIN OH HECK NAH MAN
good
I like you could see 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 my itlog
Do you think with losing
Bionic : Dont be a nerd
Microfoon : shus!!😡
Dude you can trade iron for emeralds for villagers
all you need is a smithing table in-front of a villager
you already have iron farm so it is overpowered
*what*
"Elephants don't have tails."
They do
Yes they do
Bruh its a quote he said
Yeah they dp
Do
Them saying Elephants don’t have tails: mehoy noy me dumbbbbbbb.
Me getting rage at them being famous and STUPID: wh-w-w-WHY MOST OTHER PEOPLE KNOW THE CORRECT THING AND THEY AIN’T FAMOUS AINDOCNSOWBFORNDIFNFIFBFIFNFFIBFIDNF
Famous doesn’t mean smart and vice versa, and do you really need to know that elephants have tails?
1:59
Sniffballs. Ha Ha Ha. Seriously I died hearing this.
*intense belupacito noises*
me at the start of the video when bionic said he would spy on us: if you spyed on me all you would see is me watching my fav videos from you
Bionic “ let’s hit 40k likes in one day ha no that’s impossible “
Me : are we a joke to you “
Dont be mean to bionic
@@theyoungtg_plays4421 baldonic*
me: can i have a snow mobile?
mom: no we have one.
Hi bionic i ❤ you're vids
Bionic : so I need to just press t open up chat let's do / p-i-p
Me : what does that mean?
Bionic : it's stands for personal inspection for peepee wait what -_-
Me :HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Imagine bionic sends a message to this comment...
Keep imagining bro it ain't Happening
OHHHHH ROASTED XD
@@dabois5124 really true
The cyborg person who's cheating 1 the round his skin is cyborg's so that's why I said cyborg
I love Minecraft ❤️
Goongaginga I love your content Danny keep it up
When he said "you have a small pp" I bursted out laughing uncontrollably 😂😂
I love your vids 😘😍🥰😘😙😚🤑
I love your vids😇😊😆