"And speak to the law of this land and tell them that they either accept my tax exempt status, or they can come and get it." XD kills me every time hahahah
Imagine if the Emperor sent the prisoner to kickstart the downfall of the Tribunal not because he was worried about Dagoth Ur taking over but because he was pissed off that they weren’t paying their taxes.
@@mattmetawolf8634 Considering that even the Ordinators and Buoyant Armigers don't really go further that the Ghostgate, I don't like a tax collector's chances.
You gotta do the Lamar and Franklin interaction but with Dagoth as Lamar. I'm sure that's been attempted before, but the cadence of this AI is hilariously accurate and would make it so much better.
Omg this is one of the best... And this could really be a vanilla friendly mod. A basic Chad bro imperial pencil pusher tells the nerevarine to deliver a package to Dagoth Ur upon meeting him and it causes a revolt that topless the ghost gate
I like how in the shared Dagothposting universe Dagoth Ur is more like a comedy villain who still interracts normally with the Nerevarine and the rest of the world outside of his evil plans.
I mean...he kinda has a point. I'm all in favour of fair taxation, but Voryn here isn't exactly in the 1%; he's squatting in the ruins of an industrial facility that was owned by a guy who was removed from reality and may or may not still be alive. At the very least, the owner of the property is dead In Absentia. Voryn himself appears to own: 1 soiled loincloth, 1 impractical bronze(?) mask, 1 set of abandoned industrial tools, 1 broken God-corpse, and 1 freaky giant heart. And most of those things _technically_ belong to the previous owner of the property. I think for tax purposes, Voryn counts as homeless. Vivec, on the other hand...
I'm a tax inspector and my favourite game is Morrowind. I cannot even start to express how funny this is to me. I wish I had at least one friend who both understands english and played Morrowind so I could share this with them lol
This is from ChatGPT - If Dagoth Ur were to receive a letter from the Imperials demanding that he pay taxes for living in Red Mountain, his response would likely be one of disdain and insult towards the Imperials. The letter might read something like this: "To the Imperial dogs who dare to demand payment from Dagoth Ur, You speak of taxes as if they hold any power over me. I am the Lord of the Sixth House, Master of the Heart, and ruler of Red Mountain. I answer to no one, least of all your feeble empire. You claim that I owe you payment for the privilege of living in Red Mountain? The very thought is laughable. It is I who permit your pitiful presence on this land, not the other way around. Your empire is nothing but a pest, and your demands for payment are the feeble cries of a dying insect. Know this, Imperials: I will not pay your taxes. I will not bow to your authority. I will continue to rule Red Mountain as I see fit, and there is nothing you can do to stop me. Your feeble attempts to control me and my people are nothing but a sad reminder of your own weakness. You are no match for the power of the Sixth House, and you will soon learn that the hard way. Dagoth Ur, Lord of the Sixth House and Master of the Heart."
"Why in the world did you kill the Emperor?"
"He tried to make me pay taxes."
"Understandable."
"And speak to the law of this land and tell them that they either accept my tax exempt status, or they can come and get it." XD kills me every time hahahah
BRUH this one right here!
I need the "I own a musket for home defense" copypasta Dagoth Ur.
I don't care who the IRS sends I'm not paying taxes
IRS = Imperial Revenue Service.
You will one day, Dan!
@@Mazaroth And, if imperioal...well, just saying, If Jean-Luc Picard tells me to pay my taxes, you'd best believe I will.
"I do own a dwemer crossbow for home defence purposes". Someone need to make this into a parody of "Own a musket for home defense".
Someone actually did: th-cam.com/video/Rw0ZVgfQS2Y/w-d-xo.html
It was already done lol!
@@arandomgreekfrombactria6302 Found it :D (It's called Just as the Daedra intended)
Someone made a greentext on 4chan and then someone made a moving image video of it.
I saw few Dwemer Ballista's at his backyard btw
They told Dagoth Ur not to report Argonians to the IRS.
He didn't listen.
They reported him back.
Nerevarine: Tax evasion is a crime.
Dagoth Ur: it's an obligation.
Not only a right, but a duty.
Imagine if the Emperor sent the prisoner to kickstart the downfall of the Tribunal not because he was worried about Dagoth Ur taking over but because he was pissed off that they weren’t paying their taxes.
I’m imagining Dagoth-Ur with little rectangular glasses over his mask as he tries to fill out tax forms.
I love that this can be just another normal interaction with Dagoth Ur
I love how he doesn’t know what taxes are but he has an accountant
The Divine Blight affects people of all walks of life
it also affects Khajit and Argonians
Dagoth Ur out here in the bottom right of the political compass lmao.
So the guy who wants to turn an entire country into a giant hivemind is libertarian?
@@noob19087 perfect equality 😂😂
Somehow he found a way to make efficient markets real.
the minute an IRS agent comes to the door it's dwemer crossbow home defence time
Imperial Revenue Service
That’s if they can make it to the door considering the mountain is literally littered with ash and vampires and zombies and a horrific divine blight
@@mattmetawolf8634 Considering that even the Ordinators and Buoyant Armigers don't really go further that the Ghostgate, I don't like a tax collector's chances.
Lmfao I love the fact that nerevar is always there hanging out like they just sort of decided to chill
After all this videos, “the mongrel dogs of the Empire” has become my favorite catch phrase
He thinks he can escape paying his taxes? What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
Dagoth Ur "the Semi-Anarchist"
I never imagined I would hear Dagoth Ur mention his accountant
Bless the Voice AI, this is a whole new gold mine meme
I thought it was an ebony mine
too bad it costs money to use
You gotta do the Lamar and Franklin interaction but with Dagoth as Lamar. I'm sure that's been attempted before, but the cadence of this AI is hilariously accurate and would make it so much better.
"Neeeevar~"
Something about the idea of the ash vampires being an anarchist commune is incredibly fucking funny to me
May the Era of Dagoth Ur meme’s truly begin 🤣🤣🤣
Dagoth Ur really Kwaa's my Flanenzerg
"Is this volcano prime real estate?" 😂
Omg this is one of the best... And this could really be a vanilla friendly mod. A basic Chad bro imperial pencil pusher tells the nerevarine to deliver a package to Dagoth Ur upon meeting him and it causes a revolt that topless the ghost gate
These feel like the modern day version of a youtube poop and i love it
Dagoth Ur canonically evades taxes
This was his downfall
"...are insisting that I begin... how did they put it... paying taxes."
is this how you honor the 6 house and the tribe un-taxed?
the pauses to breathe are honestly so freaky
The dagoth ur voices are the best thing ever, something about the tone, it’s just perfect
lol he’s so chill about it how could you not love him. “We don’t really worship anything here.”
I am absoutely LOVING all the sharmatposting, Ive watched and liked all your videos so far. Keep them comin as long as you can be bothered to!
These never get old. I mean, they aren’t old, but they never get old either
These Dagoth Ur ai voice videos are legit carrying my mental health these days. They have me giggling in public
The Imperial Revenue Service is outta control these days
"Dagoth Ur really Kwaa's my Flanenzerg"
I like how in the shared Dagothposting universe Dagoth Ur is more like a comedy villain who still interracts normally with the Nerevarine and the rest of the world outside of his evil plans.
Damn Imperials. This is why we have a vampire problem. Cause you taxing undead, land you don’t own, and don’t even provide a garrison.
Can’t wait to listen Dagoth Ur rants about NFTs and current triple A game state
This whole schtick has it's own canon and I love it
IRS=Imperial Revenue Service
this is now the only genre of video i will watch
i bet that mountain is actually a great place for growing crops to make wine XD
Tax evasion is an obligation
We may not be able to kill a god, gentlemen, but we can certainly attempt to tax them.
They came for the Taxes, and won.
Dagoth Ur: Famous Anarcho-Capitalist
"Is this volcano prime real estate?"
Yet he has an accountant lol
Ruby Ridge, Waco, Red Mountain... are not forgotten!
The "Dagoth Ur the place" joke never gets old
Dude the AI makes him take breaths, this is fucking terrifyingly good.
Isn't ai change the narrator's voice?
Holy molly. It's a great time for modding as now one can add voiceover with this.
Dagoth Ur the place gets me every time
_'A Dwemer crossbow behind every flake of ash.'_
Dagoth Ur: the ultimate doomsday prepper.
Please make more, this is great
I want Dagoth to read me my favorite books at night.
Super happy to see TH-cam staying lore accurate dagoth ur when tik toks is just dagoth saying a bunch of buzzwords from today
This is amazing
Make more
Cue quest to collect tax from Dagoth Ur
What a grand and intoxicating innocence
Sometime, somewhere, in a far removed universe, Mr. House feels like he found a kindred spirit in his hatred and pure disdain of paying taxes.
0:53 bro is straight up lying lol
Dagoth Ur will regret this in the future when the empire tells the irs
This feels like an Aqua teen hunger force episode
I mean...he kinda has a point. I'm all in favour of fair taxation, but Voryn here isn't exactly in the 1%; he's squatting in the ruins of an industrial facility that was owned by a guy who was removed from reality and may or may not still be alive. At the very least, the owner of the property is dead In Absentia.
Voryn himself appears to own: 1 soiled loincloth, 1 impractical bronze(?) mask, 1 set of abandoned industrial tools, 1 broken God-corpse, and 1 freaky giant heart. And most of those things _technically_ belong to the previous owner of the property.
I think for tax purposes, Voryn counts as homeless.
Vivec, on the other hand...
Oh my fucking God I can't. I just woke up and I can't tell if i'm dreaming
Dagoth Ur needs to be introduced to Mr. House
The AI breathing is creepy af
Oh yeah, it's weird
It adds to the experience especially considering the type of individual it’s replicating it from who’s not human
damn, i liked this one
Theese videos are pure meme gold
Why is Dagoth Ur plastered over the Christ Pantocrator lol
This man speaks for a generation.
hes inhaling between every other word
ROBOT CONSTRUCTION FACILITY
I already let them mine the ebony out there.
i didn't get the meme until this moment.
Then when the imperial tax man comes knocking, Dagoth puts on his blinding boots of speed
I don't care who the IRS(imperial Registry Service) sends I am not paying taxes
Can't argue with that
MATE THESE ARE GOING WILD, I LOVE IT!!
I need someone to roll with this as though he was Jesus, like full shitting on the Romans and being suspicious of Judas etc
No step on Dagoth
Remember the times when Joker feared the IRS? Same goes for Dagoth Ur
I WILL ONLY EVER PAY TAXES TO THE US OF A BABY
I'm a tax inspector and my favourite game is Morrowind. I cannot even start to express how funny this is to me.
I wish I had at least one friend who both understands english and played Morrowind so I could share this with them lol
This is some of the funniest stuff I've heard in a while. I was laughing out loud.
I will gladly help Dagoth Ur pay taxes
basedgoth ur
This is one of the best ones
>own a dwemer crossbow for home defense
Taxes of Gods
So he didn’t know what taxes were and didn’t have an income but he already had a personal accountant?
This is from ChatGPT -
If Dagoth Ur were to receive a letter from the Imperials demanding that he pay taxes for living in Red Mountain, his response would likely be one of disdain and insult towards the Imperials.
The letter might read something like this:
"To the Imperial dogs who dare to demand payment from Dagoth Ur,
You speak of taxes as if they hold any power over me. I am the Lord of the Sixth House, Master of the Heart, and ruler of Red Mountain. I answer to no one, least of all your feeble empire.
You claim that I owe you payment for the privilege of living in Red Mountain? The very thought is laughable. It is I who permit your pitiful presence on this land, not the other way around. Your empire is nothing but a pest, and your demands for payment are the feeble cries of a dying insect.
Know this, Imperials: I will not pay your taxes. I will not bow to your authority. I will continue to rule Red Mountain as I see fit, and there is nothing you can do to stop me.
Your feeble attempts to control me and my people are nothing but a sad reminder of your own weakness. You are no match for the power of the Sixth House, and you will soon learn that the hard way.
Dagoth Ur, Lord of the Sixth House and Master of the Heart."
Circumstance, I see.
Based Dagoth as always
Bro got NCRd
The Pantocrator
Another reason to accept Dagoth, he agrees taxation is theft.