17:40 You though you could sneak that reference by me because I was so distracted by how cute you are? FOOL! That only made me feel more attracted! >:)
Actually thank you for not making a audio where the femboy is nothing but submissive lewd and just nothing but sexual and making it an actual character
I fucking knew he was a vampire He’s allergic to garlic, almost drank from us when he was thirsty at night, his mom has been alive for centuries, he’s really strong, he can make people sleep by looking in his eyes, the inviting inside thing(which tipped me off to it), etc I like all the clues you put in there that just seemed like he’s just a bit odd when it turns out he’s a vampire
As a pale boy who is actually allergic to garlic (developed randomly all of a sudden too) I planned on making a garlic free recipe blog and call it ‘the vampires pantry’ The irony wasn’t lost on me being a ginger either
I made the joke in my head when he said "I know I can come in but I need you to invite me in". I genuinely thought it was a politeness thing to not catch the listener (us) in a sensitive situation. It wasn't until after the realization that the aversion to Garlic clicked in my head and, oh god, am I slow.
i cant explain how many times ive watched this man, no many times how much i replayed the video the “a blind man could look at you and tell you were gay” got me cacklingg
I genuinely can't stop watching this video for some reason. Probably because this is the one of the most immersive ones I've listened to. Also Probably due to the fact that it's a femboy vampire, I've never thought of that idea until now. Super creative, I love it!
Him: "What's your name? Me: JJ Him: "Oh, can you spell that for me?" Me: ... Jokes aside, I loved this audio. It's so cute!! It's been a while since I've checked in with MoffeeCug, but I was very pleasantly surprised :)💕
Y’know this is actually pretty nice, because I know very soon I might be moving out, but I’ve never had roommates before especially with complete strangers so this audio is comforting.
15:18 hehe silly vampire things EDIT: THE STRENGTH! HES STRONG BC HES A BLOODY VAMPIRE! THATS WHY HE CAN CARRY US! i just now realised. halfway through
"The pins on your backpack were a pretty good indication...." Looks over at my backpack... Oh, yeah, those! As someone who's watched Twilight a few too many times, this is so adorable!
This is how i want to be in the future. Minus the allergies... hopefully... its such a fun voice! And i would totally have a cozy hoodie. Also damn this video is older than i thought...
Him:" If you're going to add garlic can I get some if it's really because I'm allergic to garlic, thank you" Me:"What are you a vampire because you definitely meet the criteria very cute allergic to garlic... so are you Cat ;)?" Clowrd:" Could you do me a favour and not sleep on the couch again because I'm worried for you , it would be better for both of are sakes and just ues your bed in your room ok?" Me :" I was having trouble sleeping * in there mind , because ofthe family Grimoire which my grandmother insisted I take with me so that way I could practise but why did it have to be guarded by The Ghost of my ancestors...why T-T.. I just want to sleep ,also my roommate is definitely a vampire , at lest it's not a werewolf like my last roommate because that was a lot of fure * Coffee mug , please stay hydrated and safe the covid is not as prevalent it's still around and it's cold in flu season so wrap up ,stay warm!
"Oh no, my roommate is hot!" *squidward voice* Oh no, he's hot! Seriously though, I'd be in the exact same boat (I'm such a simp 😅) The explanation as to why you moved is the exact reason why I wanna move out (and live with a roommate, of course. I don't like being alone) and I just wanna be myself ^^). "Aww I made you blush, aww that was cute!" My eyes widened and I blushed. Oooo ramen! Aww shoulder nibbles 🥺 "Alright then, keep your secrets" In time you'll know, Frodo "You know you're really cute when you blush like that" aww 🥺 Ooo a vampire femboy roommate I love it! 💙
"Whats your name?... And how do you spell your name?" Me: I mean technically it's syler but I've been called skyler, Tyler, and cyrus- but it's s-y-l-e-r.
Er hopefully you dears you two friendship you chit dears box lady your birthday your black you name from your English your love you we rose seeds have ghost
"A blind man could look at you and tell you were gay." made me start dying of laughter, thank you. I needed that lol
I also needed that
Why does feel accurate
Literally just today I was having a normal conversation with a dude and he said out of nowhere "You're bi aren't you" like HOW DO THEY ALWAYS KNOW 😭
@@nicolasa.3192 He heard sweater weather playing as your theme song
@@aster..thefirst5210 Oh damn😳
When he was like “I’m allergic to garlic” I thought “what are you a vampire?” 😂well that was a twist
I thought of the exact same phrase 😂😂
OMG THAT MAKES SENSE BECAUSE I WAS SO CONFUSED WHEN HE WAS GOING TO NIBBLE OUR SHOULDER
Also makes sense when he insisted on being invited in rather than just coming in because the door is open.
Finally my Ace powers has activated 😈
omg I had the exact same thought and when he wanted to nibble on the shoulder I was just like 🤨 "wait a minute..."
17:40 You though you could sneak that reference by me because I was so distracted by how cute you are? FOOL! That only made me feel more attracted! >:)
Him: “I’m allergic to garlic”
Me in my head: “haha are you a vampire”
Later: “so um im a vampire”
Me: WHAT
I WAS ACTUALLY CLUELESS THE WHOLE TIME THIS HAD KICKING MY FEET AND GIGGLING OMG THIS IS GREAT
Actually thank you for not making a audio where the femboy is nothing but submissive lewd and just nothing but sexual and making it an actual character
I fucking knew he was a vampire
He’s allergic to garlic, almost drank from us when he was thirsty at night, his mom has been alive for centuries, he’s really strong, he can make people sleep by looking in his eyes, the inviting inside thing(which tipped me off to it), etc
I like all the clues you put in there that just seemed like he’s just a bit odd when it turns out he’s a vampire
i dont get the inviting thing,what has that gotta do with being a vampire?
@@sparklzboyVampire can't enter a house without being invited in why this one needs in invite into his own house I don't know
@@moltenlefty92 ahh alr then thankss
@@sparklzboy No problem
And the hypnosis thing at the end too
As a pale boy who is actually allergic to garlic (developed randomly all of a sudden too) I planned on making a garlic free recipe blog and call it ‘the vampires pantry’
The irony wasn’t lost on me being a ginger either
Hey you made that blog yet, the vamps are waiting
We waiting on the Vampires pantry buddy
I made the joke in my head when he said "I know I can come in but I need you to invite me in". I genuinely thought it was a politeness thing to not catch the listener (us) in a sensitive situation.
It wasn't until after the realization that the aversion to Garlic clicked in my head and, oh god, am I slow.
i cant explain how many times ive watched this man, no many times how much i replayed the video the “a blind man could look at you and tell you were gay” got me cacklingg
I genuinely can't stop watching this video for some reason. Probably because this is the one of the most immersive ones I've listened to. Also Probably due to the fact that it's a femboy vampire, I've never thought of that idea until now. Super creative, I love it!
Him: what's your name?
Me: Ben
Him: Can you spell that?
Me: 👁️ 👄 👁️
Ben, do you love God?
@@GL1TC3 After all the shit I've been through it's questionable
@@GL1TC3 wtf-
your voice sounds like if cookie dough could speak
Why does this work do well? 😭
Why is this so true 😭
why are you actually so on point 😭😭😭
Accurate
"I cook with the most important ingrediant of all, can you guess what it is?"
Me, jokingly: Arsenic?
"That's right!"
Me: W H A T
Him: "What's your name?
Me: JJ
Him: "Oh, can you spell that for me?"
Me: ...
Jokes aside, I loved this audio. It's so cute!! It's been a while since I've checked in with MoffeeCug, but I was very pleasantly surprised :)💕
ik a jj who spells it Jayjay sooooooooooooooo
okay, so it's jhæi-jhæie?
No way.......
Bro when he said "wow roomie you made me look so cute!", I thought he was calling me ugly🤚💀
👁👄👁
Okay, the vampire reveal legit got me. That was very well done. XD
I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED
i don’t know why but when you said ‘i cook with the most important ingredient of all’ the word that immediately came out of my mouth was cocaine
This is immediately and without a doubt one of my favourites, really good job Coffee
Jue is reduced for dgenrtj8jr traffic x dttfrr
Yooo i was so confused, but everything started making sense when he said he was vampire.
Wonderful work of the author!
Ibuki approves the cheese chucks sound effects
This is my Favorite Asmr video of all time
GOD DAMN, WHY IS THAT THE CANADIANS ARE ALWAYS THE CUTEST?!?!
Y’know this is actually pretty nice, because I know very soon I might be moving out, but I’ve never had roommates before especially with complete strangers so this audio is comforting.
As a femboy, i highly recommended this audio
Edit: HE'S SO GOOFY I LOVE HIM! WHY CAN'T HE BE REAL AAAAAAAAAA
EDIT 2: that plot Twist tho 🤔
I WANNA COSPLAY AS HIM OMG-
YYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA SO GLAD TO SEE YOU BACK!!!!!! I HOPE YOU DID AMAZING ON UR FINALS:D
Him:Whats your name
Me: Charlise but you can call me Charlie
Him: can you spell that
Me:Which one? 😂
Ay!! Your back!! Hope your doing well! And amazing audio as always Coffee! Drink water and stay happy and healthy!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
15:18 hehe silly vampire things
EDIT: THE STRENGTH! HES STRONG BC HES A BLOODY VAMPIRE! THATS WHY HE CAN CARRY US! i just now realised. halfway through
Eyyy, someone caught it :)
GIGGLES THIS IS SO CUUUTE WELCOME BACK !!!
When he said I was cooking I thought of spaghetti, then it said spaghetti and I was mind blown
You're back! It's good to see you coffee :) I hope you're doing good 🖤
"The pins on your backpack were a pretty good indication...." Looks over at my backpack... Oh, yeah, those! As someone who's watched Twilight a few too many times, this is so adorable!
“Can you guess the secret ingredient?”
Hate and discontent?
“Patience!”
Darn maybe next time
You’re back coffee welcome back!!
Nah I knew they were a vampire when they said " I'm allergic to garlic" but I loved the audio
This is how i want to be in the future. Minus the allergies... hopefully... its such a fun voice! And i would totally have a cozy hoodie. Also damn this video is older than i thought...
Thanks for making me smile today
So excited for the video thanks Coffee!!
I knew something was fishy when you said you were allergic to garlic
Thx again for all your hard work coffee! This was great. Hope everyon's having a nice day!
Him:" If you're going to add garlic can I get some if it's really because I'm allergic to garlic, thank you"
Me:"What are you a vampire because you definitely meet the criteria very cute allergic to garlic... so are you Cat ;)?"
Clowrd:" Could you do me a favour and not sleep on the couch again because I'm worried for you , it would be better for both of are sakes and just ues your bed in your room ok?"
Me :" I was having trouble sleeping * in there mind , because ofthe family Grimoire which my grandmother insisted I take with me so that way I could practise but why did it have to be guarded by The Ghost of my ancestors...why T-T.. I just want to sleep ,also my roommate is definitely a vampire , at lest it's not a werewolf like my last roommate because that was a lot of fure *
Coffee mug , please stay hydrated and safe the covid is not as prevalent it's still around and it's cold in flu season so wrap up ,stay warm!
This is so good! Also, hope you have a lovely day
This is very sweet and cute audio
I like it so sooo much! >^<
Thank you💗
Allergic to garlic...shoulder nibbles...IS THIS BOY OF MY DREMS A VAMPIRE?
Damn now i have to spell my name even for fictional characters
XD I love all of this thank you so much
FIRST!
Also, fantastic as always!
He's allergic to garlic...I'm allergic to garlic... 🤝
Vampire club !
Not me adding garlic 😭 trying to poison myself
YAAAAAAY WE MISSED YOUR CUTE VOICE 😆😆😆😆💞💝💓💕💘💖💕💞
"Oh no, my roommate is hot!" *squidward voice* Oh no, he's hot! Seriously though, I'd be in the exact same boat (I'm such a simp 😅)
The explanation as to why you moved is the exact reason why I wanna move out (and live with a roommate, of course. I don't like being alone) and I just wanna be myself ^^).
"Aww I made you blush, aww that was cute!" My eyes widened and I blushed.
Oooo ramen!
Aww shoulder nibbles 🥺
"Alright then, keep your secrets" In time you'll know, Frodo
"You know you're really cute when you blush like that" aww 🥺
Ooo a vampire femboy roommate I love it! 💙
And here I was just thinking I could use a warm mug of coffee...
You sound like lexi from emkay! Nice audio!
This was so much fun! My roommate and I are totally *not* each others' type, but if he was more like this character... !
I like how its not instantly obvious, please make more where theres a hidden plot twist i love it
did eney one chech when he choked he says "don't talk with your mouth closed " LOL
Anyone* catch* it’s not really that hard to spell
@@Sleepisfortheweak1s listen this was at like 3:00 at night
"good boy" you just killed me you have committed murder and the police have been informed
Me, first going into this video: Jesus, Femboy strength is real
Me after finding out the context: . . .a h
Me being one to take a video game designing course and then hearing him say that he was gonna take that: 👁👄👁😳
The vampire thing loaded way too late 😅😭
I think feminine boys look cute
Because they are.
How was he so calm
Woooo!! Welcome back!!
I wish I could listen to this for the first time every night. I NEEEEED MOOOOORRRRREEEE😭😭
I can braid hair in this roleplay? Awesome!
bro i was in the midde of the audio and i was like "he sounds like a vampire" SO I OPENED THE COMMENTS AND FHE SPOILERS😭😭
2 minutes in and I have concluded that this gentleman lives on sesame Street.
YAYYY YPUR BACKKKK YESSS SHAVDJS AH AHH!!!
This is so cuteeee!!!
"Whats your name?... And how do you spell your name?"
Me: I mean technically it's syler but I've been called skyler, Tyler, and cyrus- but it's s-y-l-e-r.
My name is Skyler White, yo. My husband is Walter White, yo?
@@cheefqueef6494 uh huh. he told me everything.
What a coincidence! I forgot my wooden stake and holy water at my previous address! This must be fate or something
I'm gonna get myself some ravioli.
All this sleeping on the couch and odd behavior from us, what's going on with us?
That... was not... where I thought that was going, what the fuck? I'm not... opposed, though...
Not me thinging about monster high when he said his name 🥲
"That's a lot of 3s"
*HOW DID HE KNOW-*
i thought i was at my lowest a year ago. it got lower guys
13:08
Yet?!?
Nah, because how were you able to guess that my actual number (that I said out loud) has a ton of threes?!
Meanwhile mine doesn't have a single three in it lmao
We fr got a squidward moment “OH NO HES HOT”
Being garlic intolerant I miss spaghetti…
I didn't know Claudia could be a boy name?
I KNEW HE WAS A VAMPIRE FROM THE SECOND HE SAID HE WAS ALLERGIC TO GARLIC!!!!
I shall always answer the call
Rickroll song vs you
Me also being a femboy...currently in a skirt😅😅
No garlic, his mom lived for centrys, and super strong, vampier!!!! ps jesus loves you all.
my moms name is claudia too💪
❤❤❤
I thought he was gonna say msg
I'm Bi, not gay. But good gues!🤭
same
same😋
^w^
Er hopefully you dears you two friendship you chit dears box lady your birthday your black you name from your English your love you we rose seeds have ghost
Assert dominance, send a boudoir picture for them to set as your contact photo