Texting War
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"I'm your MOTHER!"
I really thought he was gonna say he found the adoption papers- 😭💀
Oop
Lmao
@@Purple_tulipp I’m you are mother doesn’t make sense
@@Purple_tulipp no that stands for you are I'm correct
@@Purple_tulipp noob
"I'm an adult with a library card" lol
Im an adult i eat mc donalds for breakfast and cereal for dinner
This is the most likes ill ever have thank you
That was me in like fourth grade i thought i was sp big because i had a libeary card
@@FriedTrout25 That's ILLEGAL
when i read that my brain kept trying to add where it says i’m an adult mom. with i’m an adult, mom with a library card
@@thewallismadeoutofwall2716 no it aint
Dad : "Yo son, can you teach me to play drums"
Him : "Simple, argue with mom through text"
BAHAHA-
-a wise man
Dad : "Okay thanks son"
Lmao CNA U TEACH ME TO👹👹👹🔥
Lol 😂
I thought he was going to say
“We were just praying for our sins”
“Nah you were creating and doing more sins”
😂💀
Lol
They ran out
(Of sins)
Blue knows all the sins well
Your comment has officially reached 200 likes. 😊
"We were just praying for our sins, OK!"
*Me: "The sin you just committed-"*
69 likes nice
I was thinking the same thing
O-
@@hyacinth0 my god? Or are you talking about what they did?
Me who can make this comment have 900 likes
„Unlimited POWER“
“We were praying for our sins”
“ I did hear you say oh my god a few times💀”
“Nahh this got me wheezing💀💀”
HELP 💀💀
O
LMAO 💀
LMAOOOO
"You never ask me " most iconic words😭
The lines most common in parents fr fr 😭
@@LIL_LiLVani yuh😭😭
60th liker
@@ste19869 tysmm
Hi
"BECAUSE YOU LIVE UNDER MY ROOF"
"rn im not-"
haha
Fax and true
why did the "ok 😇" at the end hit so hard 😭😭😭
Probably cause he'll die when he gets home
Because in reality it wouldn't happen.
That's code for "you're getting your ass beat when you get home" lolol
@@lucky-number-13 fr
K.O.
"We were praying for our sins"
"Yes, you were on your knees, I'm certain about that..."
Woahhhh
Doing- 🌚
Gawk gawk3000
@@danisilesambo5371 the Supreme gawk gawk 3001 with a fan job
E
That escalated quickly
The amount of typos there would be if me and my mom had this conversation!!😂
"Over-protective parent vs their child leaving the nest"
Over-protective parent: "K.O"
Child: "VICTORY!!"
So true😂
Bruh fr I even did it to my parents XD
Ye💀
Over protective, no I honestly think the kid was in the wrong he should've asked first
@@ironzzzebra How do you thing? The overprotective parent doesnt let him leave the house so its victory for the kid
"Im a grown adult with a library card" i cant 😂😂😂
😂
PFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT🤣🤣
1.2k with 2 replies? Lemme fix that
I had a library card at literally 6 💀
lol
Moral of the story never give up😂😂😂😂
Respect for the drummer💪
"WHY MUST YOU CONTROL MY LIFE"
"BECAUSE IM ASIAN, DEAR CHILD"
As a asian, i confirm that is true💀💀💀
@@Pommy_starrzLatin moms bee crazy too specially Mexican moms😢 they will verbally and emotionally abuse the shitt out of you, just like Asian moms they say here eat more! Then later "why you so fat!?" 😢 Lol and ur never good at anything and how lazy u are. It never ends
So true
Damnit i lost
@@Axolotl581 IS THAT SAYU AS UR PFP?
"we were praying"
"Forgive me Daddy, I've been a bad girl"
Nahh bro 💀😭
Ayoo-😂😂💀
Whyyyy
Anyone who calls someone they're having sex with "daddy" needs intense therapy. That shit is disgusting, and yes, I will "kink shame" it.
Ayo
"We were just praying for our sins😂"
Nah I think you were doing sins 😂😂
Nah I feel like this meme could fit perfectly for “Young Sheldon” like if this happened with Georgie and Mary? 😂
FR
That’s literally exactly what I was thinking
"I'm your mother"
And pastor John's probably my father......
AYO????
UNDERRATED COMMENT LMAO
WHAA-
guess that's why they call him "father john"
AYO
I have a library card
Got me cracking on the floor 😂😂
Heh fr dyndvrvs
Same here bru
I had a library card at 7 what did he even mean when he said that?
@@DuckIsDaddyIn some places you can’t get an official library card until your 18
How?
ppl who paused in the end to read the text:
👇
didnt need to
i didn't need to and stop begging for likes
Uhm did i even beg for any?-
And some ppl do pause the vid
@@-aut1stic..v1cky.- I said that I didn't need to, and the reason why I told you not to beg for likes was because you had that arrow pointing on that like button, which is what most like beggars do.
'Why do you control me?'
'You live under my roof'
'Yeah because you wont let me move out'
"Victory Royale" 😂😂😂
Remember it's never too late for adoption💀
Royale 😂
@@Maxguy123?
@@McHenny943 it used to say royal but now edited
Bro right after that she pulls out the “I carried you for nine months”
That’s her fault
@@GruAtDurham 💀
LOL 😂
@@GruAtDurham so the child is a fault?💀
@@maxire8972 no like it is her fault that she got herself pregnant
Young Sheldon in 10 years 😂
I know right!
This is the first short I watched of manii and it changed my life forever thanks manii
Thought it would be
“U live under my roof!”
“Not tonight I don’t.”
Me too
I thought I was the only one
Und-er-rat-ed
I thought that too
Same
"and pastor John was with you on the couch''
I'm DIYING ON THE FLOOR 😭😭😭😭😭
Was this from Young Sheldon
😱 YOUNG SHELDONM
Remember when the cbdhh byfhrhhsbs dhdhx.the xmdlskdndjjdjdxbhwusyxuxajxyxyxgshenfjcud
Cjuwiqodkrejdhthe ba JESUS HWHSHDYWJRJDHCSYEHRHDHDHEJHSHDYFFYYSJWJWKDKDKEKSHEHE8F8
@@lucytaylor6019yea!! I just realised
Dying* (joke) great job diying ur slime
When you are trying to stop messaging when the notifications are still popping up
Bro had enough 💀💀
"Cause your under MY roof!"
Technically, he's under his friends but if he points that out it's death row for him.
She never said he was under her roof she said he lives under her roof
@@maxzmoose7459 You seem like a very sweet person, but you also seem to be under a roof. The roof being the joke that just went over you head.
@@dragon_heart_born98 I realize it’s a joke the joke just doesn’t make sense because he’s trying to bend words to turn it into something
@@maxzmoose7459 you must be fun at parties
@@derkritiker4525 I don’t get invited to parties
:(
“Ok but when you get home the belt will be waiting ☺️”
*never comes home when she's home*
STOP I LAUGHED SO HARD AND MY MOM IS FRONT ME LMFAOOOOO
Mom: I said no
Me: but-
Me: *dies*
Tell that mf i'm going to get some milk
420!!
this goes hard🔥🔥
"With a library card"
Lol
"I'm an ADULT mom"
one comma, one comma
I made this comment as a joke about how a comma changed his gender, but people see it the wrong way and here we are. I have no idea why people start arguments for no reason and dont wan't to be a part of it.
dead
let’s be honest here noone under the age of 40 uses correct commas while texting
@@homeh_22 you don't even know how wrong you are, there's a bunch of people i know who use commas
@@zenuss. that’s your life bud, because I only know about 3 people who uses hyperly correct grammar while texting their friends, two of them are over the age of 60
@@homeh_22 I use commas when they change the context, also you just used commas. Congratulations you played yourself
"We were just praying for our sins!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I call bullshit.
For our johnny sins
Making them
Guess "praying" has taken on a whole new meaning for 2022 😂
i just send dry texts whenever this happens lmao
"What Instrument Do You Play?"
Me:Phone
"I'm your mother!"
"And I am your son!"
"So?"
"I became your son the day you became my mother!"
Adoption
@@HAPPYRUS190 🤔 I haven't thought about this...
So
You can only say that if you're the first child though
@@user-qp1me6dw7u Lol
"You didn't ask me so no!"
"Mom can I sleep at-"
That library card is the most important thing he has to him
Realistic ending: “I have taken the tv and game consoles from your room, once you get home I’m taking the keys to your car, you don’t get to use either until your 18 and moved out”
“I’m your MOTHER!”
yeah and i’m your son, not that we have that out of the way what’s your point?
point is your getting a whopping for “talking back”
@@robloxplayer2585 or slaped
The point is you have to listen to her because she's the one that gave birth to you
@@oof8719 unless ur adopted 🙂
@@strawberry6686 Then you'd be put on adoption again 🤷♂️
Then they hit you with the “Because I said so” or the “Your grounded” or the “If your an adult then you can live in your own house”
“If you’re an adult then you can live in your own house.”
“Exactly, that’s why I’m at my friend’s house. I’m moving in with them.”
@@piscacatalt that still ain't his own house
@@GameOver-nm2us I mean, depends on how you define “your house.” Do you call your parents’ home “my house” as a child? Or do you call it “my parents’ house”? It’s a genuine cultural difference apparently… If you would call your parents’ house “my house”, then if you move in with a friend to like officially live there, that place would become your house, because it’s the house you live in. If “my house” can only refer to a place you pay for, then yeah you’d need to actually start renting but maybe you can stay with the friend until you get said place.
@@piscacatalt nah who tf said "my parent's house" ofc I said my house, but I don' t mean it literally
@@GameOver-nm2us Ah, okay. I didn’t mean any offense, I’ve just read full conversations of people saying like they weren’t allowed to call their house, their house, because their parents insisted it didn’t belong to them. It’s sad but unfortunately happens…
"WE WERE JUST PRAYING, WE WERE JUST PRAYING."
: Marry : From Young Sheldon
as a drummer in a phone, I can confirm we start drumming when a texting war happens.
Me when I try this with my mom: “mom I’m 78 can I go to bed an hour late?” Mom: “so you have chosen death”
@@awesomedude8161 damn bro it wasn’t that funny
Fax momma will slap you into next year
@@abdulnasirbushra6049 nope she well slap you back into where you came from
@@awesomedude8161 that makes no sense
🗿🗿
Black house holds:
“Get yo black ass back home”
“Okay”
I knew it was gonna be one comment about black moms LMAO
@@turtleboy1425 😂😂
I feel like the response should “Yes ma’am” instead of okay for some reason
@@Mystiiiiiii I say yes ma’am sometimes but as a fast response I say okay
@@Mystiiiiiii that's what I say, or "Yes Mom" but it's not all the time it's normally like "alright" and stff
The ending got me 💀
“I’m your MOTHER!”
“Not anymore after i tell dad about this”
I still woulda got told no and that I was being “disrespectful” 💀 nd they most def woulda called in the midst of me texting.
Yes
Valid
I will say : HOW? I JUST WANNA SLEEP OVER
Same
My mom got mad at me for using my phone (tracking app) at school-
When she literally called me during class which is why I used it.
“I’m your MOTHER!!”
“Well and who’s my dad?”
Pastor john
@@blancanavarro8021 *dramatic gasp*
@@blancanavarro8021 *gasps in peruvian spanish*
They had a full war with texts
This is so true!😂
I love how the library card was important enough to be mentioned
"I am your MOTHER"
"After what happened with the pastor, is dad even the father?"
Deadass thought smth like this would happen lol
Same
Jokes aside the pencil tap was fire 🔥
The fact that he said "Im sleeping over my friend's house"
and not even in his bed is so relatable.
"Heh, blackmail!"
-Mabel, Gravity Falls
🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Lol ur bad
Jk lol
@@45441 😐
@@nismo29 🙇♂️🙇♂️🙇♂️🙇♂️🙇♂️ thats u plus this u 🧑💻👩💻👩💻👩💻👩💻👩💻👩💻👩💻👩💻🧑💻🧑💻🧑💻🧑💻
@@45441 this was even cringier than the original comment.
Gravity Falls?
Realistically:
Mom: “I born and raised you, come home NOW”
Even more realistically child doesn't come home freedom is better than prison
Mom I found the adoption papers!
@@borisrussko5898 The more realistic thing that will happen is that the mom will literally do anything to find your friend’s address.
"I never asked to be born and raised."
@@evangonzalez7732 "tHen dIe!" *brings out bamboo slipper*
"You're gonna sleep on the street tonight"
"Your under my roof"
But... I'm at my friends house
You're*
But he dosen't live there
Hey! Same I was about to comment that 😑
@@yurei7394 you missed the joke
@@ilouvuee No ur just dumb 😐
*BROS SLEEP OVER IS IN THE CAR* 😂💀
*Had Me DyiNG*
I thought he was on a dark room and after i look at this comment i just realised lol-
Plot twist: She at the end Say:"womp womp"
Woah the last one though 😂❤
“I’m sleeping over my friends house.”
him: literally in a car
I actually didn't realize that until I read your comment.
I think he just got there
He drving there in his hona civic that his "mother " gave him.
Sometimes we're lying about the sleep over .. we went somewhere else the whole night
I’m pretty sure he was lying and actually sneaking out
"U forgot the main part"
"I carried u for 9 months"
Edit: @thiss deign brando 💀
"The broken condom is not my fault"
@@thiccdiegobrando3168 💀
@@thiccdiegobrando3168 💀
@@thiccdiegobrando3168 💀
@@thiccdiegobrando3168 💀
This is so true LOL😂
But why is the "Ok." At the end so menacing 😭
Me : thought he was in the bed laying down
Me watches it twice
Him: At the car
Me: Oohhhh
Edit: noice 10k 😎
I think I'll name my avocado George :)
lol
@@halilzento5725 it's fine I'm. Obsessed of avocados
@JnJ: Das Krazy Bro say hello to Joe, George!
hello eye fren
That "Ok 😇" got me 💀
The silent ok😇 got me dying 😂
Bro is really not afraid of it 🗿💀
“Cause your under MY roof!”
Me:”He’s in a car-“
If he sleeps over, he would technically not be under her roof, and by extension, not need her permission
@@Insomia404 he still LIVES under her roof
@@papadoc331 he could change that
No you LIVE under. Have you never heard that saying before?!
this is literally always happens to me and my mom and dad lol
Damn, if I did that.. (well I SOMETIMES did) I'll literally gonna get a beating
Protective parents are ok except when they enter 16 at least let them be free but not entirely but still more freedom than your childhood time. Then 20 it's just their own lives now
The facial expressions and the aggressive blinking😂😂😂
Bro went on whole another universe 😂
The typing sound 💀
It’s just drums what’s wrong with it?
@@wtf_isgender its funny.
Oh. @@Leafthetherian-oe5yl
frrrrr
HOW IS IT FUNNY LIKE WHAT? @@Leafthetherian-oe5yl
Bro unleashed his ultimate move 😂
"And a library card" 💀
I read that last bit at the speed of the clicking lol😂
"IM YOUR MOTHER"
Me: then what is this hm? **sends a pic of adoption papers**
I could technically do that, I was adopted shortly after birth.
everyone gangsta till mom starts crying 😭
Fr bruh😭😭😭😹😹😹😹
I can't handle my mom crying😢
Ye I know
then ill type a whole apology essay and come back home
here before a random little kid comments
"well actually i wouldn't care becuz i am sigma male ☝️🤓"
Sheldon if he was normal but still smart 😂
i thought at the end the mom was gonna say "you're grounded 😡" lmaooo😂
"We're praying for our sins" 💀💀💀
No, they actually where making sins
"I'm your MOTHER!"
*sends a pic of the adoption papers*
"Are you sure about that?"
“The long sentence”
MOM : No.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
The intense mom faces when the text you 😂😂
“I’m sleeping *OVER* my friends house.”
Mom: *sigh* Didn’t I teach you grammar before 1st grade?
He obviously meant he was in a helicopter over his friend's house.
@@ZoomerNostalgia like how could you not know that?
damn, imagine.. mine go like this:
“**snaps fingers over text**”
“**teleports back**”
Bro just wrote a whole book💀💀
Drum line music, why you control my life got me laughing 😂 n
Me: "Saying it to my Asian Mom
"not even a minute yet ;-;"
Me rn: "R.I.P."
Fr
TIP: Kill your mom and dad. be like andrew tate. BREATHE AIR!
Bro I can never talk to my mom like that, I’d be at the adoption center 🥲✨
Nah bro, my parents would've teleported to me, unalived me then set me up for adoption.
again?????
For the second time? (Just kidding)
@@Star_Rl yeah 😭
He is an adult
Respect your mom they can protect you from bad things
When you had to hit here with the trust spell😂😂😂
"So you're an adult you can pay rent, food and utilities too"
Your house, your problem.
Legit I love how no one is talking about this is how a parent would respond
True! I help my mum out with food and board. If you want to be independent and if you want the respect of your parents who let you live under your roof rent-free, maybe try actually helping them out and not being a self-entitled, lazy potato. Of course, you shall no doubt argue against everything I've written. But people are so used to being spoon-fed, and lack any sort of responsibility.
I think that's actually a valid response.
You can't have a big talk about being an adult with a Job because you don't want to listen to your parents, if they give you where to live, free food, and pay wifi, electricity and all the bills then you aren't an adult, just an employed overgrown kid.
@@amariellerose except when you pay rent, bills, and buy your own food and pay for your phone ect and they still try to treat you like a child
Threatening your kid with a place to live just because you can't boss them around anymore is toxic- honestly them saying you need permission to do xyz and if you "back" talk then you get threatened regardless of the bills you pay because the excuse of "give adults respect because they are adults" doesn't apply to you
That's a toxic parent who doesn't respect their child and doesn't deserve any respect in return