Rey: "I just transferred a bit of life. Force energy from me to him" Anakin: "Wait, is that a thing? Is it some sort of paid DLC or what, I could have saved Padme or my mom with ease!"
@@myles3412 Remember though that Rey is a Palpatine...part of that knowledge and power came down through his heritage. Similar to how Harry Potter was able to speak Parseltoungue because part of Voldemort (his soul) existed within him. Also, Anakin was ALWAYS trying to seek approval and was arrogant. He never studied on his own to see what he could do, and he was always trying to "best" the other Jedi to prove himself. Since no known Jedi could do this, Anakin never tried to do it better I also think that since Anakin was conceived by the Midichlorians, they may have prohibited some of the abilities that some would find....unnatural
@@grandempressvicky6387 Sometimes things just "fall into place" when half-hazardly planned out, but in this case I think it's VERY plausible. Besides, Anakin was merely a Padawan when his mom died and he was not ready to become a Jedi Master. He did not know about Padme dying during childbirth because Palpatine told him that she was dead on Mustafar anyway.
It should have been established earlier on that it was a sith power that could be passed down from emperor to emperor or something. Kylo learned it from Snok, Snok learned it from Palpatine etc. The ending of Ben sacrificing himself to let Rey live is actually the perfect full circle moment to tie the prophecy together since Anakin was a jedi who couldn't save the love of his life padme from dying which ultimately sent him down the path of sith. But Kylo was a sith who returned to the light and was able to save his love with the technique that Anakin had desired to learn. But it should have been Rey who was "killed" and Kylo who was the one who killed Palpatine instead since it was always a Skywalker who was supposed to bring the balance to the force. I also would have appreciated a ghost Anakin to appear and consult Ben and tell him about Padame, since Anakin was the entire reason Ben went to the dark side in the first place and would have ultimately led to him giving his life to Rey and dying for her. Thus ending the Skywalker family, fulfilling the prophecy and giving the character a proper send off. The fake out Ben death just for him to come back, to then revive Rey only for him to die again was the dumbest thing I've ever seen in any movie. At that point just keep Ben alive and give him the happy Skywalker ending the family finally deserved
"Yes indeed, I, C3PO, was indeed built by the young Anakin Skywalker and programmed in such a way that I cannot read aloud runic sith. Sorry friends!" - Nobody in the history of ever
@@equatiks97 he was the protocol droid for a senator and got his mind wiped several times. THe no sith rule was put in later. how can people not understand that Reprogramming is a thing?
08:45 I have to admit, when she suddenly shot force lightning and allegedly blew up Chewy, I thought maybe this movie was going somewhere. Rey turning toward the dark side, death of a beloved character, even fear in Kylo's eyes... I thought maybe that was a turning point. Rey would begin to use her new powers viciously to kill First Order soldiers and officers and Kylo would show his good side by trying to save her. That lasted a whole 2 mnutes until they showed Chewy still alive.
@@fortino6029 I don't know, saw it opening weekend and most of the crowd was pretty shocked.. but I'm impressed by your powers of observation. Again, I was hoping the story would take a dark turn so was not surprised when Chewy turned up alive. All of my hopes for the sequel trilogy were crushed.
I think this is the one CinemaSins review I've actually watched where not only did I agree wholeheartedly with every single sin, but I actually *wished* he would tear this movie apart a million times worse
JJ is all about mcguffins to move the plot forward... they mean nothing except a way to tie a series of set pieces together. Anyone who watched Alias back in the day knows that JJ is a one trick pony and thats his trick. His 'attempt' at a new trick was lens flares... which quickly went from cool to being mocked.
Correct. I too am glad because finally Star Wars is over and it cannot be ruined by awful storytelling and shitty agendas. Luckily Star Wars still has some good stuff coming, and NONE of it is in the Sequel era, I wonder why?
@@Duhehejeh No that scene was complete trash and in my theater had a guy yell "OH FUCK YOU" and I couldn't agree more, couldn't be more forced if they tried
Force healing deserved at minimum 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, infinite ♾ sins cause that IS LITERALLY THE EXACT REASON ANAKIN TURED TO THE DARK SIDE
@@darknight10000 yeah but if he does that then there’s no plot. It’s also a rare power so there’s the off chance that Anakin couldn’t do it anyway. That and because it didn’t exist in canon when those films came out.
@@Delete240 anakin is literally the force if anyone could do it it should be him also something important like that should have an actual in universe explanation imo
@@B3an01 he’s not “literally” the force. But I see what you’re saying, but like I said, the power didn’t exist in canon when the films were released. And besides, Anakin would never have needed to heal Padme anyway had he not turned to the dark side and hurt her himself. The whole point of that story arc is that it’s Palpatine giving Anakin visions to manipulate him.
C3PO: "My programming prevents me from _translating_ it." Poe: "BB-8!" BB-8: [Projects that galaxy map from Force Awakens] Poe: "Ok then, 3PO. Point to it."
Der Rikmeister Dude. It’s a map to a specific place, not a map of the entire galaxy. And the reason it’s called the *Unknown* Regions is because it’s mostly, if not completely unknown to the majority of the galaxy, meaning it hasn’t really been mapped yet. Also, it’s been a year since that whole caper. BB-8’s not gonna have the map just laying around a year after its intended use was carried out.
Who at the council would ever agree to preventing C3-PO from translating anything? Preventing the Sith from being able to communicate plans in secret by writing should have been an obvious move for the Jedi Order
No. The part that he actually returned was ok and it at least come kinda back to what was supposed to happen after OT. How was it handled was the problem.
@@jrev2284 Yeah tbh once upon the time this used to be the reason why I used to be sceptical when it came to EU and decided to absolutely neglect whole Palpatine came back thing. Thing is that ever since Force Awakens came out my standards dropped really low and now I consider EU post ROTJ development golden compared to Disney sequel trilogy.
Biggest sin in the movie for me was Hux’s “I am the spy.” I’m not exaggerating when I say I fell out of my seat laughing cause it was such a bad moment.
the movie tells u indirectly towards the end that Finn is force sensitive which explains why he could wield the light saber against kylo ren and why he just "had a feeling" or whatever. It was explained in an interview I think.
@@BearkyUSA yeah, that and the whole "Palpatine is a clone" thing that was revealed in the book. They should include this stuff in the movie, revealing it later feels like trying to fix plot holes retroactively (actually, that's probably the case).
One thing that I really want to know, why does c-3po’s programming forbid him from translating the sith language, when was that included in his program, anakin built him out of scraps from the ground up on a desert planet, and if anakin didn’t put that program in him then who did, when, why?
Anakin used/built/programmed him as a translator between droids and humans. The republic (or the Organas) programmed him to be able to translate all languages and they probably also programmed him to not translate Sith
"Oh please! R2's storage units are FAMOUSLY unreliable!" He is literally the one fucking entity in the entirety of this series between all three trilogies, the multiple animated series, and other Star Wars content to have never fucking snitched on ANYONE when it comes to the vast amounts of knowledge multiple characters have entrusted him with. R2 is literally the most reliable droid in the entire galaxy!
His storage units are famously unreliable. C3po had his memory wiped at the end of episode 3. which is why he doesn't recognize Vader as his creator, much less the names Luke and Leia being twins. R2 never got memory wiped. Due to R2's storage degradations, any backup R2 had, could have been corrupted by the time of New hope. The back up of 3po would have been more recent from it working.
I remember seeing this in theaters when it came out. The reaction to Rey calling herself "Skywalker" was so negative. People literally were booing and throwing popcorn at the screen it was fantastic
this is the only SW trilogy that i didn't see in the theaters. TFA was a remake of ANH. TLJ was outright butchered, and this film's only saving grace to me was the third act...after the first 2/3rds ended up a boring mess that almost putme t sleep and caused me to stop the filmand finish watching it two days late.
Reinforced The Term: "Mary Jane" As Opposed To: "Karen" Or "G.I. Jane". All Things Considered... Being Nicknamed AFTER Spideys Girlfriend SHOULDN'T Sound All THAT Bad?
@@deborahminter6231 While #MANDALORIAN Single-Handedly Saved It. Kinda Odd... Considering That Fett Was 1st Introduced in The MUCH Loathed: #HolidaySpecial Toon Segment. Not Even "Itchy The Crotch" Could Forsee Fetts Popularity! Then Again: Singing Leia? (Well...SHE IS Debbies Daughter!)
When I saw the cell phone video footage leaks showing the crawl start going with "The dead speak" ... I genuinely thought it was a fake leak or something.
@margareth michelina we're not disputing that Palps is back. It's the dialogue and buildup to the reveal that's lame/bad. Like having his comeback speech being in Fortnite and not the actual movie.
Something that nobody really has talked about is HOW Ben actually got to Exogol after he was left on Endor's Ocean Moon. It seems that he found a Tie Fighter in the Death Star wreckage, and flew it there. Problem is that Tie Fighters *don't* have hyperdrives or life support systems. Even if he did find a functional Tie Pilot helmet and life pack in the wreckage, there is still no way he can get to Exogol. The novel does actually touch on this and says that it was a Tie Scout variation, which does have a hyperdrive.... But it still has no life support systems. The holes in this movie are so large that even post production material struggles to find, modify, or outright create stuff to rationalize the mistakes and lack of thought that went into it.
These movies are so poorly written they have almost as many plot holes as they do scenes, literally. It's like continuity wasn't even a goal for the directors. It's best not to try to think about it too much, because why think about movies if the people who made them didn't think that much about it? If you start asking questions it's an endless road, like apparently that droid also had a map to exogol in his memory, but they don't check the memory until they need to make up a way for the Resistance fleet to show up. Better yet, if Luke found Oochi's ship, why didn't Luke check the Droid's memory all those years ago? It's a stupid story written by people who don't care about the fans.
"that necklace snatching was so dramatic i'm surprised it didn't lead to the death of bruce wayne's parents" this singular line is better than this entire movie
"I am Rey... Rey Skywalker." deserves a 1000 sins. The movie's message was that your lineage doesn't decide who you are, a.k.a. you can be a good person despite being a Palpatine or whatever. But instead, Rey completely forsakes it.
Besides Rey being the most powerful character in not only in the whole Star Wars franchise, also in fiction in terms of power-scaling. She is also the most well-written character in the whole Star Wars franchise and fiction. Many audience and real Star Wars fans who knows both the lore of legends and Disney canon that are not actually paid by Disney said they relate to Rey the most compared to most characters, or even all the characters in fiction. Her struggles to the dark side and anger issues are the most relatable and even those who are not Star Wars fans, the entire world relates to her which makes her the greatest character in Star Wars, and also in fiction. It is said that she is a Mary Sue, but she is not since once second of her training is infinite times harder than an average Jedi’s journey to Knighthood, including Anakin’s journey also. Her struggles and life is grueling, and Rey has suffered the most compared to Anakin Skywalker, even as a little girl, Rey suffered infinite times harder than Anakin’s whole life, including when he was Darth Vader. Not only Rey Skywalker is the most well written Star Wars character such as having the greatest struggles and training (one second of her training regime is infinite time harder than what the greatest the Jedi Knights or Sith Lords has gone through in their training to become a full-fledged warriors), with greatest character development and in not only in Star Wars, but all of fiction. She is the most powerful duelist and fighter. Obviously the most powerful force user with unmatched potential too, infinite times more powerful than full potential Anakin Skywalker. She is also the best starship captain, no one can’t compete at her level and match her natural talent and skills and also her full potential. Why do people underrates Rey Skywalker for no good reason, although she is the greatest character and part of the masterpiece of the sequel trilogy? I don’t know, but most of the die hard fans or real Star Wars fans in the Star Wars community would say Rey Skywalker is the greatest character in Star Wars and all of fiction. Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest Skywalker and Palpatine, but also the greatest and also the most powerful Star Wars character, in general and also in terms of writing. Rey is also considered to be one of the most powerful character in fiction, some experts say she is levels above the One Above All. Her character’s writing and arc are considered to be one of the greatest outside of Star Wars, but also in cinema or all of stories. She is considered to be one of the greatest and most iconic characters in cinema, even more iconic than Darth Vader by infinite times which makes Rey Skywalker the most iconic Star Wars character and Disney princess. Although according to experts that she’s the most powerful character and not only in Star Wars, but in fiction, her insane struggles and greatest upbringing or backstory to the most tragic character that would make any famous and well-known Ancient Greek story-tellers cry and admit their greatest tragic stories, or story as a whole in general are nothing compared to the story of Rey Skywalker (more difficult than the rest of Star Wars characters and rest of characters in all of fiction) makes her the most relatable character and hardships to become a Jedi is insanely difficult and especially trying to resist the dark side. Rey Skywalker’s potential is greater than Anakin’s power and full potential. She is not only the greatest leader and candidate for woman empowerment, she is the only embodiment for it. Instead of fighting who is the best and greatest character in Star Wars. Or also the greatest trilogy in Star Wars. Let’s all admit and say the real truth and reality, Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest masterpiece of a character in Star Wars and the sequel trilogy has the greatest movies in Star Wars. Also, the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest trilogy in all of cinema, and considered to be greater than the Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy and the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Even the experts and the best or legendary directors such as George Lucas, Peter Jackson, James Cameron, Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola and etc considers the all the three movies of the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest movies in history. Please no more fighting and bashing other characters, especially Rey Skywalker to say your favorite character is the best, especially Darth Vader or Anakin Skywalker whom Rey Skywalker the real GOAT is infinite times better as a character in writing and relatable, and also more powerful.
If only they could’ve added in the f-word at the very end. That would be my superpower. “I’m Rey… Rey Skywalker.” “No you’re fucking not..” *movie ends*
Oh yeah Anakin made 3PO I forgot about that. People complained about the fan service in these films and yet they forgot about that stupid reveal in episode 1.
That's only the one film with Luke that isn't the case with Palpatine. The sith wayfinders are left on purpose as it's the only way to navigate to Exogul(spelling) Luke's is weird though because it never says at least before who actually left the map leading to him. I THINK JJ tries to answer that in here with the backstory about him trying to find the sith planet and on missions blah blah blah, but idk.
But seriously, I was sitting there the whole time, thinking Anakin (Hayden) would return to kick Palpatine's ass one final time. I would have forgiven the whole movie for that. Like a light side version of the passage scene at the end of Rogue One
All they have to do is tip slightly to the left or right, but maybe they can't even do that much since they don't know which way is up without the navigation ex machina.
Ghost Jedi: Rey get up. Ghost Jedi: Rey you can do this! Ghost Jedi: Rey, balance the force as I once did. Ghost Jar-Jar: Rey, yousa in a lotta doodoo!
@July Rijoberroa that means nothing many Sith helped Jedi for far less. Of course they ended up killing those Jedi but still Family doesn't mean anything to most sith
When being handed the golden medal, Chewbacca should have held it, looked her in the eye and tossed it over his shoulder then walk silently past her. Luke would have liked that.
@@thejacquelinerowland in A New Hope Luke and Han got medals but Chewie didn’t so Star Wars fans being Star Wars fans hopped on saying Chewie should have gotten a medal WHICH HE SHOULD HAVE
@@christopherrydberg1366 I forget if it was the Alan Dean Foster novelization or the Marvel Comics adaptation, but one of them tried to address it at the time by saying he got one too but Leia couldn't reach to put it around his neck so she just gave it to him later.
@@greggarvin2663 huh I didn’t know that, pretty cool to know but also kind of funny that they have now needed to give Chewie a medal not once but two times haha
Not only that, the inhabitants of said planet, who have lived on it their ENTIRE LIVES on it said the water was too dangerous... Then Rey who as you mentioned grew up on a sand planet, survives sailing through a shit storm the locals deemed too dangerous. It's the same thing that happened for me in marvel movies, you never actually feel worried for the main characters because you know they'll always just have some way to win in the end. It actually makes it harder for me to be invested because no matter what shit storm Rey gets in, you just know she'll be ok. Same thing happened to the avengers for me, by endgame I was just bored. Nothing mattered. The whole series hinged on him not getting the 5 stones, and then he does and it just doesn't matter.
@@drdre4397 I completely agree on your point about the marvel movies, but I would say for that very reason it was satisfying to see infinity war end on a failure. Didn’t like endgame either cause I knew it would just get reversed. Nothing is remotely interesting when the standard is that the villain will always fail.
Maybe a better choice for your analogy would be a French soldier, or Polish citizen, or Jew. Just saying. But, Russian soldier, American soldier, that works fine.
Honestly, given the amount of crap he's gotten from Kylo, I can totally see him deciding to defect in order to get revenge. It fits into larger themes of "Sith vs. the military that serves them" going all the way back to places like the Kotor games and even A New Hope, where generic officer #3 taunts Vader. I'm just not convinced Hux was competent enough *to* defect wihtout getting accidentally shot in the process (this *is* the guy who got punked by a prank phone call at the start of TLJ).
@@dargaronsoftsong3193 I can definitely see him wanting revenge, he hates Kylo after all, but it would have made much more sense for him to have done so by staging a coup, thereby getting his revenge and the power that motivates him. Hux has been a part of the First Order his entire life and influenced many of the programmes and their technology, he's not just going to dessert all of that. And helping the Resistance? The very people he wants to destroy?? He destroyed five planets because they supported the Resistance. So out of character and a complete waste
I'm surprised 100 sins weren't added when the emperor revealed a hidden fleet of completely staffed ships. Ships that somehow all had same destructive capability that the Deathstar had.
@@isaacpowrie465 or how the hell was he housing, recruiting and supplying that huge armada of troopers and pilots given that Exogol looks like even cockroaches wouldnt be able to last on it
Awesome commentary, I was laughing really hard at it. There are lots of sins in this one, but I'd go a lot higher than you did. I'd give 100,000 sins for that kiss at the end. BLECH.
Other sins include: Finn saying he had something to tell Rey and then never did, Lando waiting till now to finally start helping The Resistance, The Emperor at first saying that he wants Rey dead, then he wants her to kill him, and he scraps that plan to somehow use the dyad between Rey and Ben to regain power, and Poe arguing that Rey should give up training in The Force and fight along side him despite how helpful those abilities have been in the past and their biggest enemies use The Force so she'd be a major asset to them.
Also Leia died from reaching through the force, as Rey and Kylo did all the time, while it did take fighting an entire army for luke to become one with the force. Oh and the convenient lady at the end just there to ask Rey for her last name... I could go on for hours but Im trying to just forget this movie :D
@@jasonthesnow That one was a cut scene where he was gonna tell her he was force-sensitive, which is why he kept talking about how he sensed shit or had a feeling, J.J. said it in an interview but Kathleen cut it for time
“That necklace snatching was so dramatic I’m surprised it didn’t lead to the death of Bruce Wayne’s parents” that scene reminds me of Phantom of the Opera "Your chains are still mine you will sing for meeeeeee"
"We cant cross the water, it's incredibly dangerous" "Yeah but Rey who has lived her entire life on a desert planet literally just surfed over there?" "Oh yeah, my bad, lets go"
One of the things I hated about this, aside from the unexplained explanation on Sideous’ return and the wayfinders, was the explanation on how the Death Star chunk was on a different planet from Endor. According to the director in an interview, when the second Death Star exploded, the blast was strong enough to send the debris through hyperspace and land on the planet. I’m sorry, but no explosion’s fast enough to go through lightspeed. And have it not get burned up by it. Furthermore, there’s no way that the wreckage could stay in the same place and same shape and form with all the waves beating down on it. Realistically, the dagger would be useless as there would’ve been little to nothing left from it. Overall, this movie was just a jumbled mess of confusion.
@@wiezyczkowata The fact that Maz wound up being such a minor character bugs me to this day. Like, setting up a story for another time really doesn't feel like something you should do when you're making your movie with the knowledge that all three films in the trilogy are meant to have different directors who have not planned their stories together. Abrams started all these half-developed plot points and was basically like "fuck you Rian, figure it out." Then when he got brought back, he spent his whole time trying to pretty much retcon all the stuff in Rian's movie that he didn't like yet forgot to resolve at least half the plot points he himself had started.
John McCormick umm... sexless? 😂 😂 😂 are you 5? It sounds like you’re trying to say I don’t have a gender! Kid, there’s a difference between nitpicking and criticizing. Nitpicking would be making fun of the way someone said something. I’m not picking on minor details, the whole movie is a disaster.
Hand on heart, about 2 years ago my (at the time) 8 year old nephew was ¾ of the way through this "film" and turned around to his mom and me and said "I don't like this starwars one it dosent make any sense!!" And I had to agree with the little sod. What a god awful pile of shite
@@razhok9725 The entire premise of this movie is that Rey is a Palpatine.. You know, the Palpatine with lightning powers? I'd sin it because none of them connected the dots sooner.
Razkok Gaming You don’t have to be a Sith to shoot lightning. You have to be fueled by anger. Rey was clearly angry when she was pulling at the transport, and it unintentionally boosted her power.
@@cibo889 Rey is a descendant of Palpatine, a sith. Force lightning isn't a "sith" power, its Palpatine's power. Being a descendant of Palpatine grants you that. She can use the force, so she gets force lightning.
"Why can't we have ghost jedi fighting in this?" Me: "Cause Samuel L Jackson would be way too funny to see in this." Samuel L Jackson ghost: "I'm tired of this mf'n emperor conquering this mf galaxy!"
I mean if you want to be technical about it Mace Windu never learn how to become a force ghost, only Yoda, Anakin, and Obi-wan (and Luke and Leia some how according to this movie)
2:57 in other places like the clone wars tv shows and possibly legends, it’s mentioned that there are specific hyperspace routes you can use hyperspace on, and as far as I know, the routes don’t let you jump directly from planet or space mass to other planet or space mass, there are predetermined channels with specific entry and exit points you can enter hyperspace in. Two examples of this are a) in the clone wars tv show where a secret hyperspace route was part of a plot line for a 3 or 4 episode arc, and b) where darth Vader’s ship stops the rebel ships from leaving scarif in rogue one because the entry and exit point is the same on hyperspace lanes. Therefore, the rebel ships trying to leave had to move to the same point where Vader’s ship entered and blocked them off. Basically, hyperspace is more specific and limited than the stupid lightspeed skipping scene makes it seem
@@KarmasAB123 I’m pretty sure it’s season 3, episodes 18-20. It’s the arc where Even Piell is captured in the Citadel. I’m sorry to say that I have no idea what cowboy bebop is
This was one of the things that ticked me off in this movie. There's a lot of weird stuff to go around but Finn trying to get her attention in the middle of the fucking fight for supposedly life and death with Kylo... do you want her to die or what? Also the insistence of some rando alien on Rey having a last name. Like there are no beings in this galaxy with only one name? Chewie comes to mind. Greedo. Bossk. Zuckuss. Even Jabba, since he only has a full name in the books. But she's a hoooman, she must have laaast name!
Because it doesn't happen nearly as many times as people remember it happening, and the bonus round would be too short to justify editing it together in the first place.
Avengers: Endgame - we're gonna bring in every hero from every MCU movie for the final battle. It will be a huge payoff after all these movies. Rise of Skywalker - Maybe we can get some actors to leave a voicemail and use that.
they had 5 seconds of Wedge Antilles (the pilot from the OT) and he was a gunner on the Falcon during the final battle, he had one line and it was "nice flying, Lando"
@@epiccollision Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor, Hayden Christensen, Samuel L. Jackson, Puppet Yoda... and a plethora of other Jedi actors from the prequels that I've never harassed. I wouldn't even want the lightsaber grabbing that Jeremy suggested (my interpretation is that the force ghosts are only that powerful on Ahch-to) but an appearance by all of them as force ghosts would've sealed it for an amazing ending. If they're going to go the fan service route, dont half ass the fan service!
@@jwroot both Oscar (Poe) and John (fin) hated this because the way felt it disserviced the entire franchise and the writers disserviced their characters.
This movie is like 80% pointless fetchquest and it's infuriating that they decided to do this instead of anything else. Also, I know it ends up being pointless anyway, but the literal droid repair shop doesn't have a droid backup memory drive? What kind of incompetent morons are they?
I mean this movie coulda been way worse honestly it's a blessing that the Sequels were made without any controversy or people getting hurt on set or studio interference
Seriously, you can't upload the droid's memory to something but keep the default translation programming? After which just wipe the data banks of him translating the 'forbidden' language and then 'reupload C3PO back into C3PO'.
At least both Death Stars had a reason as to why there was a self-destruct system hidden in them. The first one was Galen Erso's revenge And the second one was the bait for the Emperor's trap
I know everyone hates the fact that C3PO's software prohibited from translating the sith rune and he needed to be jail broken to read it out loud. But that was the most realistic thing in this movie.
@@dragonslayer7724 C3PO was made with scrap parts, and that most likely includes a pre-programmed brain, because it is highly unlikely that Anakin could code it to process more than like 3 languages
Rey buries anakin's sabre in sand deserves 1,000 sins! Doesn't she know he doesn't like sand! It's course and rough and irritating! And it gets everywhere!
She represents woke hollyweird. They will take all you love, twist it into something you can't recognize, bury you under it, tap dance on your grave and then, turn right around and steal your identity to make it appear you like what they've done. Taking a giant dump on everything good is entertainment for this generation of film makers and audiences. Palpatine's biggest rival/enemy was Skywalker, so she just assumed the identity AND buried the Skywalkers in hell. Because she's evil...
"Somehow Palpatine returned" - imagine, being a writer, and writing a line like this, and only this about the whole story I loled even hearing it here...
@@Raptor302 at least in Maul's case it actually improved his character. he was one note but, by bringing him back the clone wars had a villain and hero (Asohka) who had no defined end points. that meant there was at least the appearance of stakes and such when we already know what happens to the rest of the cast. Palpatines ressurection added nothing and detracted from Anakin bringing balance to the force. in fact a lot of the post trilogy did that. might explain my prefence for old republic EU over new republic stuff.
How insane is it that the entire trilogy and this movie’s namesake is about the Skywalker’s winning over the dark side, over Palpatine, and yet when it ends, all of them are dead and the only one left standing is a Palpatine who steals the name of the Skywalkers. That should’ve been sinned
you know, I honestly believe she was supposed to be a blood Skywalker, but RJ threw that out in favor of his God-awful writing and the OJ Simpson chase in space.
Three foot neck dude has a name. He's Yarael Poof, and he is still waiting to be reimbursed for getting coffee. He submitted the receipts and everything!
I know this is not relevant to your comment but wouldn't it be cool if when obi wan beat Anakin on mustufar he used the force to take his lightsaber and said you don't deserve this
Fun Fact: The planet at the beginning where Kylo finds the wayfinder is actually Mustafar. The moon started to heal after all of the mining operations stopped after the empire was defeated. It makes sense why there would be a Sith wayfinder because that was where Vader basically lived.
So nobody talks about that Rey blew up chewie's ship with that small lightning burst, But when palpatine throws The most strongest lightning ever in ALL the ships, not ONE explodes...
This is a typical example of people who don’t understand this intricate and well written plot. It’s very simple if you have the intelligence to comprehend it, fortunately I do and I will explain it. You see, the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
@@BrandonGavin_EDC this franchise the best lore by far of any Disney-owned franchise period. The problem is when their own movies betray them like in the “hyper speed ram” or Rey learning without a mentor.
Specially since her parents where good people, did nothing "wrong", and when the entire purpose of the franchise is to tell you that you can choose to be who you want to be because it is not up to your bloodline, just like Luke and Vador. So instead of consistency and having her say: "I'm Rey Palpatine" which would be even more meaningful, we have this shit of a fan service. Great... Smh.
I am convinced that anyone who likes the latest trilogy will ultimately just like anything as long as the special effects are shiny enough or it has the right badge on it
You really can't fanboy over ANY of the Star Wars movies while thinking you have the right to look down on others for what they like. It's just extremely asinine to identify as a fan of a movie where a bunch of space wizards in monk dresses flail hot sticks at each other but then look down your nose at other people for wanting to enjoy the movie they spent $15 to see.
In JJ's mind, here's what makes an excellent Star Wars movie: -References every 5 minutes to past Star Wars movies -A plot "loosely" based off highly liked Star Wars movies -No references whatsoever to Star Wars movies he deems as "bad" -Jokes
If I were in charge of Disney, my instructions would be to create a compromise between Abrams's obsession with nostalgia and Johnson's middle finger to it
7 felt like a star wars film and he asked Lucas if this is OK in the universe and possible? And he said yes and gave his approval. You may not like it but it is a SW film. 8 took a dump on the universe lol. 9 had to fix 8
Was anyone else annoyed that they spent _3 movies_ setting up Rey's propensity for Staff combat, and then at the end she doesn't even make a STAFF lightsaber!? 'cause I was annoyed at that.
It's like they decided to ignore the first two movies and make a whole new trilogy packed into one about Rey killing her grandpa. I mean, a staff? Sure, but they retconned Return of the Jedi for FS.
@J M Leia and Luke Skywalker were her mentors. She had a thing with Kylo (*Ben Solo - I keep forgetting they named him that). Han took her in, kinda, and he's not a Skywalker, but he's Kylo's father. But sure, her taking Jar Jar's name makes as much sense as she taking the Skywalker name. Look, you can hate it and still not go through a brain fart to shit on it.
@@custer3176 LOL! I love it. Oh Fun Fact: There was actually a cancelled script where Jar Jar Binks was revealed to be Palpatine's Sith Master after the events of Episode 1.
-Kylo Ren: "Search the city again: She's close"- Kylo Ren: *_Grabs Rey from wherever she is using "the force" and brings her to Palpatine_* *_Credits Roll_*
more like HOW it was made. The entire trilogy had good ideas but screwed up the execution on every level. it kiinda feels like no one that worked on these films was working together
@@polishrocker93 plot device as in a device used to *plot* your course to a destination. Literally. But yes, you're right, it's also a "plot device" as in a macguffin, figuratively
0:44 Respectfully disagree. The dumbest plot coupon ever put into a Star Wars story is Ochi’s Map-Knife. Not only does Sheev send out an assassin to kill people using a map to his hiding place, as if that isn’t bad enough, the Map-Knives don’t point you to Exogol. They lead you to the location of a SECOND map that THEN leads you to Sheev.
@@ZeroEagle667 that is a valid hypothesis, but why stop at two maps? Why didn’t Sheev set up a whole ass scavenger hunt with 20 maps scattered across space all pointing to each other? The answer is JJ and Chris Terrio (the writer behind this movie and also BvS, yeah for real) needed enough plot coupons to make an exciting fast paced adventure without stopping to ponder wether it makes sense. Why would Sheev give our heroes 16 hours’ notice before attacking everything? Why would he leave clues leading to his Sith fortress world? And if he wants Rey to find him, why does he tell Kylo to kill her? And why does he look so surprised when he uses his soul-sucking powers to rejuvenate himself?
“This dagger... has done terrible things...”
*Is currently wielding a lightsaber that has been used to slaughter children*
Not just children but women and men too
younglings!
alek tipsword actually that one was destroyed on Geonosis
Also, Hi r/woosh
by far the best comment to this video i have seen so far
@@SchlopFlopper But the current one still killed Younglings in RotS.
Rey: "I just transferred a bit of life. Force energy from me to him"
Anakin: "Wait, is that a thing? Is it some sort of paid DLC or what, I could have saved Padme or my mom with ease!"
The sad thing is he was so incredibly powerful with the force
@@myles3412 Remember though that Rey is a Palpatine...part of that knowledge and power came down through his heritage. Similar to how Harry Potter was able to speak Parseltoungue because part of Voldemort (his soul) existed within him.
Also, Anakin was ALWAYS trying to seek approval and was arrogant. He never studied on his own to see what he could do, and he was always trying to "best" the other Jedi to prove himself. Since no known Jedi could do this, Anakin never tried to do it better
I also think that since Anakin was conceived by the Midichlorians, they may have prohibited some of the abilities that some would find....unnatural
@@brianpotter2812 Is that ever shown? You speak as if they planned any of the ST out. They didn't. And it shows.
@@grandempressvicky6387 Sometimes things just "fall into place" when half-hazardly planned out, but in this case I think it's VERY plausible. Besides, Anakin was merely a Padawan when his mom died and he was not ready to become a Jedi Master. He did not know about Padme dying during childbirth because Palpatine told him that she was dead on Mustafar anyway.
But did Rey study on her own?
So Anakin went all Revenge of the Sith over losing Padme, but Kylo Ren can just bring Rey back to life? That deserves at least 1000 sins.
It should have been established earlier on that it was a sith power that could be passed down from emperor to emperor or something. Kylo learned it from Snok, Snok learned it from Palpatine etc.
The ending of Ben sacrificing himself to let Rey live is actually the perfect full circle moment to tie the prophecy together since Anakin was a jedi who couldn't save the love of his life padme from dying which ultimately sent him down the path of sith. But Kylo was a sith who returned to the light and was able to save his love with the technique that Anakin had desired to learn. But it should have been Rey who was "killed" and Kylo who was the one who killed Palpatine instead since it was always a Skywalker who was supposed to bring the balance to the force. I also would have appreciated a ghost Anakin to appear and consult Ben and tell him about Padame, since Anakin was the entire reason Ben went to the dark side in the first place and would have ultimately led to him giving his life to Rey and dying for her. Thus ending the Skywalker family, fulfilling the prophecy and giving the character a proper send off.
The fake out Ben death just for him to come back, to then revive Rey only for him to die again was the dumbest thing I've ever seen in any movie. At that point just keep Ben alive and give him the happy Skywalker ending the family finally deserved
Honestly this comment is stupid. Anakin would’ve died from the healing. Also it’s a rarerpower like the dyad.
@@bullrun2772 I wasn’t being serious. Chill dude. But on a serious note the Force was mishandled in the sequel trilogy.
@@crusk9907 lol me chill its you
@@bullrun2772 everyone is entitled to their own opinion, whether it be stupid or not.
You forgot the part where Rey says “Horrible thing have happened with this blade” as she is holding youngling slayer 2000
OMG LOL "Master anakin, there's too many of them! What are we going to do? BZZZZZZZZT"
*the young youngling slayer 9000
"youngling slayer 2000" made me ugly snort lmao
I thought it was called the youngling slayer 9000
*Anakin making C-3PO*
"I'll make it able to read ancient sith, but forbid it from doing so, that's a good trick!"
Underrated comment
"Yes indeed, I, C3PO, was indeed built by the young Anakin Skywalker and programmed in such a way that I cannot read aloud runic sith. Sorry friends!" - Nobody in the history of ever
HAKER
it was probably coded that he could only translate it for anakin, but now anakins dead so he cant translate it for other people
@@equatiks97 he was the protocol droid for a senator and got his mind wiped several times. THe no sith rule was put in later. how can people not understand that Reprogramming is a thing?
08:45 I have to admit, when she suddenly shot force lightning and allegedly blew up Chewy, I thought maybe this movie was going somewhere. Rey turning toward the dark side, death of a beloved character, even fear in Kylo's eyes... I thought maybe that was a turning point. Rey would begin to use her new powers viciously to kill First Order soldiers and officers and Kylo would show his good side by trying to save her. That lasted a whole 2 mnutes until they showed Chewy still alive.
Now that would have been a hella better storyline!!
I want you to make the other movies
I think after they killed of Han Solo, the fans would have come with pitchforks and torches if they did that again XD
it was the most obvious shit that chewie was alive bro wdym
@@fortino6029 I don't know, saw it opening weekend and most of the crowd was pretty shocked.. but I'm impressed by your powers of observation. Again, I was hoping the story would take a dark turn so was not surprised when Chewy turned up alive. All of my hopes for the sequel trilogy were crushed.
“Nobody can imagine emperor palpatine making a baby”
Palpatine: the dark side is a pathway to abilities some people would consider unnatural
Uhhh I mean sly Moore technically was his lover and she had triclops as a son though I'm pretty sure triclops isn't cannon
**many abilities**
A man in his 70s can still have healthy sperm as long has he doesn’t have cancer related to his junk
Star Wars Episode 10
the heroes find a Darkside map that will take them to Abilities to take down the Darthest of Darths, High Emperor Unnatural.
@@chicken8664 dark side has many abilities 🤣🤣🤣
I think this is the one CinemaSins review I've actually watched where not only did I agree wholeheartedly with every single sin, but I actually *wished* he would tear this movie apart a million times worse
Spent the movie searching fur there compass but then nobody else needed it... omg the list goes on
@@MrJoshcc600 sooooooo many terribly written and executed plot points
@@mcflyingfuryI know this is knit picking, but are we going to forget how he removed a point when Rey accidentally used force lightning?
@@specterknight430 yes because the rest of the video was great
Including the part where he said the ending was great?
Episode 7: entire movie is to find a map to find luke.
Episode 9: entire movie is to find a map to find Palpatine.
Can Google Maps expand their service to the other planets already?!
Episode 8 : entire map to fuck up the entire story
Star Wars 8: Finding Fuel
Episode 8: Canto Bight.
JJ is all about mcguffins to move the plot forward... they mean nothing except a way to tie a series of set pieces together. Anyone who watched Alias back in the day knows that JJ is a one trick pony and thats his trick. His 'attempt' at a new trick was lens flares... which quickly went from cool to being mocked.
"That's just lazy writing".
Lazy writing is a path to many abilities some consider to be...unnatural.
Lazy path is the side writing to the dark
Lazy writing is a pathway to many sequels some consider to be...derivative and nonsensical
"Lazy writing" is the most Star Wars thing possible. It can still make fun movies, but as we've learned, it's unreliable.
I some how scrolled down and read your comment just as palpatine was saying this.
Especially in Hollywood THESE days
For everyone that is surprised that CinemaSins actually liked the ending, thats because the movie was finally over lol.
Correct. I too am glad because finally Star Wars is over and it cannot be ruined by awful storytelling and shitty agendas. Luckily Star Wars still has some good stuff coming, and NONE of it is in the Sequel era, I wonder why?
@@Duhehejeh No that scene was complete trash and in my theater had a guy yell "OH FUCK YOU" and I couldn't agree more, couldn't be more forced if they tried
NorthernLaw they had to make $ somehow
I think it was sarcasm but he took off 3 sins so i dont know. Shit movie. Waste of time and money. Fuck 7 8 9.
@@Zorkoth_Cosmic Exactly garbage movies
Force healing deserved at minimum 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, infinite ♾ sins cause that IS LITERALLY THE EXACT REASON ANAKIN TURED TO THE DARK SIDE
anakin would've died like ben did if he healed padme
@@duanejohnson599 Which he would have been okay with. He wanted Padme and their children to live no matter what.
@@darknight10000 yeah but if he does that then there’s no plot. It’s also a rare power so there’s the off chance that Anakin couldn’t do it anyway. That and because it didn’t exist in canon when those films came out.
@@Delete240 anakin is literally the force if anyone could do it it should be him also something important like that should have an actual in universe explanation imo
@@B3an01 he’s not “literally” the force. But I see what you’re saying, but like I said, the power didn’t exist in canon when the films were released. And besides, Anakin would never have needed to heal Padme anyway had he not turned to the dark side and hurt her himself. The whole point of that story arc is that it’s Palpatine giving Anakin visions to manipulate him.
C3PO: "My programming prevents me from _translating_ it."
Poe: "BB-8!"
BB-8: [Projects that galaxy map from Force Awakens]
Poe: "Ok then, 3PO. Point to it."
YoU do realize that BB8 didn't have the whole map right?
@slow poke True.
Der Rikmeister Dude. It’s a map to a specific place, not a map of the entire galaxy. And the reason it’s called the *Unknown* Regions is because it’s mostly, if not completely unknown to the majority of the galaxy, meaning it hasn’t really been mapped yet.
Also, it’s been a year since that whole caper. BB-8’s not gonna have the map just laying around a year after its intended use was carried out.
Who at the council would ever agree to preventing C3-PO from translating anything? Preventing the Sith from being able to communicate plans in secret by writing should have been an obvious move for the Jedi Order
Honestly people like the fans of Star Wars could write a way better movie
“Somehow, Palpatine returned” deserved at LEAST 10,000 sins.
No. The part that he actually returned was ok and it at least come kinda back to what was supposed to happen after OT. How was it handled was the problem.
worst writing ever
They brought Palpatine back in Legends too, and they did it 100 times better there but it was still a terrible idea even then.
@@technokokos bruh Vader's death was literally meaningless to have palpatine be spawned back later
@@jrev2284 Yeah tbh once upon the time this used to be the reason why I used to be sceptical when it came to EU and decided to absolutely neglect whole Palpatine came back thing. Thing is that ever since Force Awakens came out my standards dropped really low and now I consider EU post ROTJ development golden compared to Disney sequel trilogy.
Biggest sin in the movie for me was Hux’s “I am the spy.” I’m not exaggerating when I say I fell out of my seat laughing cause it was such a bad moment.
My eyes did this: =_=
I was genuinely laughing, it was the exact moment I stopped being able to even pretend to take the movie seriously
Idk it made sense to me Hux is petty and wanted to get back at kylo for taking command
@@this_handle_isnt_available232 The way he did it made absolutely no sense though.
The dude literally called the order to fire on 6 planets
”And I’m all the Jedi.”
One sin is added for every Jedi that died for this. *+10,000*
That's literal disrespect again all the fellow Jedi knights before her
Also anyone going to talk about how she used force lighting??? THATS NOT POSSIBLE or at least I believe it must be used on the person first.
"Because some things are stronger than stupid dialogue, like the sin counter." - This should be the official creed of this channel. :D
Touche'
Yeah that was brilliant.
Agreed, best quote.
title of the video should have been everything IS wrong with the rise of skywalker
Rugged Lemmings but then every new dim that’s sinned would undergo massive sinflation
Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker: The movie that is somehow simultaneously too short to be a satisfying finale and feels longer than any movie ever made
There was also a lacking of Force Ghosts
Phantom menace and Attack of the clones felt longer, and were more boring.
If it was 4 hours long, I would probably be okay with it
Brandon Lyon nobody agrees, literally nobody.
@@brandonlyon730 you are fucking insane
How did he not sin the whole "Finn has to tell Rey something" subplot that NEVER PAYS OFF?
the movie tells u indirectly towards the end that Finn is force sensitive which explains why he could wield the light saber against kylo ren and why he just "had a feeling" or whatever. It was explained in an interview I think.
@@jesuschristvevo5570 That shouldnt be explained in a interview, it should be in the movie, but this move has a lack of logic
movie*
@@BearkyUSA yeah, that and the whole "Palpatine is a clone" thing that was revealed in the book. They should include this stuff in the movie, revealing it later feels like trying to fix plot holes retroactively (actually, that's probably the case).
@@guybrushmonkey97 There are too many plot holes to count in TLJ and ROS
One thing that I really want to know, why does c-3po’s programming forbid him from translating the sith language, when was that included in his program, anakin built him out of scraps from the ground up on a desert planet, and if anakin didn’t put that program in him then who did, when, why?
Anakin probably built him from spare parts he found. He probably didn't program him from scratched and used a pre programmed brain.
@@askers81 Probably regulated from the Anti-Sith Old Republic era.
i mean he was used by the Organas and his memory was deleted. Might be that they also reprogrammed him. Or when Padme used him during the Clone Wars^^
Probably during the high republic era. You can see a similar protocol droid in Eclipse that looks like C3P0 in TPM.
Anakin used/built/programmed him as a translator between droids and humans. The republic (or the Organas) programmed him to be able to translate all languages and they probably also programmed him to not translate Sith
I love how 2 Skywalkers die in this movie yet it's still called "The Rise of Skywalker"
@@stride3051 YES, EXACTLY
Skywalkers fall so that a fake Skywalker can rise
Dude I was so glad that Rey died, but it was another 'GOTCHA', imo Ben should have lived instead of Rey.
but what about rEy SkYwAlKeR
The RISE of sky walker jackass
“We had each other” also a decently sized navy, organized leadership, and an actual military in general.
Hes The Phantom each other would mean that they had all of those things, I’m pretty sure they weren’t outsourcing droids or something
Stig Lapoint tell him that lol
"Oh please! R2's storage units are FAMOUSLY unreliable!"
He is literally the one fucking entity in the entirety of this series between all three trilogies, the multiple animated series, and other Star Wars content to have never fucking snitched on ANYONE when it comes to the vast amounts of knowledge multiple characters have entrusted him with. R2 is literally the most reliable droid in the entire galaxy!
Star Wars really does underplay how much shit R2 has seen
You know what I'm just gonna say it: R2D2 has the greatest record of saving the galaxy out of any of the Star Wars characters.
Maybe R2’s so good at never snitching bc he always forgets bc his storage units are famously unreliable?…
His storage units are famously unreliable.
C3po had his memory wiped at the end of episode 3. which is why he doesn't recognize Vader as his creator, much less the names Luke and Leia being twins.
R2 never got memory wiped.
Due to R2's storage degradations, any backup R2 had, could have been corrupted by the time of New hope.
The back up of 3po would have been more recent from it working.
R2-D2 Is the main character?!
Always has been.
I still can't believe "Somehow Palpatine returned" is an actual line in the movie
It’s other worldly terrible.
I remember seeing this in theaters when it came out. The reaction to Rey calling herself "Skywalker" was so negative. People literally were booing and throwing popcorn at the screen it was fantastic
Honestly I was one of those people. I didn’t think I could be more disappointed.
this is the only SW trilogy that i didn't see in the theaters. TFA was a remake of ANH. TLJ was outright butchered, and this film's only saving grace to me was the third act...after the first 2/3rds ended up a boring mess that almost putme t sleep and caused me to stop the filmand finish watching it two days late.
👍One of the most unsatisfying ends in cinematic history! Seriously the trilogy murdered the legacy family.
Reinforced The Term:
"Mary Jane" As Opposed
To: "Karen" Or "G.I. Jane".
All Things Considered...
Being Nicknamed AFTER
Spideys Girlfriend SHOULDN'T
Sound All THAT Bad?
@@deborahminter6231
While #MANDALORIAN
Single-Handedly Saved It.
Kinda Odd... Considering
That Fett Was 1st Introduced
in The MUCH Loathed:
#HolidaySpecial Toon Segment.
Not Even "Itchy The Crotch"
Could Forsee Fetts Popularity!
Then Again: Singing Leia?
(Well...SHE IS Debbies Daughter!)
Anyone else surprised there wasn't a sin added for every time Finn just started shouting Rey's name?
Should have been a counter.
Basically his entire character in this movie, and it pisses me off
@@omegamkx588 *trilogy
Yesss.
"Rey." *Ding!*
Bonus round!
"Somehow Palpatine returned"
Wait, they really said it in the actual movie ?
Yes...
I know it’s stupid.
When I saw the cell phone video footage leaks showing the crawl start going with "The dead speak" ... I genuinely thought it was a fake leak or something.
Y'all probably forgot how in the end of the trailer, they gave the footage of his iconic laugh
@margareth michelina we're not disputing that Palps is back. It's the dialogue and buildup to the reveal that's lame/bad. Like having his comeback speech being in Fortnite and not the actual movie.
Something that nobody really has talked about is HOW Ben actually got to Exogol after he was left on Endor's Ocean Moon. It seems that he found a Tie Fighter in the Death Star wreckage, and flew it there. Problem is that Tie Fighters *don't* have hyperdrives or life support systems. Even if he did find a functional Tie Pilot helmet and life pack in the wreckage, there is still no way he can get to Exogol. The novel does actually touch on this and says that it was a Tie Scout variation, which does have a hyperdrive.... But it still has no life support systems. The holes in this movie are so large that even post production material struggles to find, modify, or outright create stuff to rationalize the mistakes and lack of thought that went into it.
These movies are so poorly written they have almost as many plot holes as they do scenes, literally. It's like continuity wasn't even a goal for the directors. It's best not to try to think about it too much, because why think about movies if the people who made them didn't think that much about it? If you start asking questions it's an endless road, like apparently that droid also had a map to exogol in his memory, but they don't check the memory until they need to make up a way for the Resistance fleet to show up. Better yet, if Luke found Oochi's ship, why didn't Luke check the Droid's memory all those years ago? It's a stupid story written by people who don't care about the fans.
"that necklace snatching was so dramatic i'm surprised it didn't lead to the death of bruce wayne's parents"
this singular line is better than this entire movie
Lol ong
Kylo just wants what any normal man wants, it's every mans most human and intimate desire. To be the owner of 10,000 giant triangular space ships.
Deep dude
space doritoes
Flying doritos bro
If your giant space Doritos each fire a ton of plasma cannons an can blow up planets
But if you Would have the possibility to geh 10.000 Giant triangular Space ships, you Would take them, wouldnt you?
271 sins
Me: impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete
200.000 sins with a million more well under way
@@TheEsdaniel i think you miscounted......because i saw 41,374,274,638 sins 🤣🤣
It's treason then
possibly
No one:
Literally no one:
Kylo ren: MOOOOOOREEEEEEE
"I am Rey... Rey Skywalker." deserves a 1000 sins. The movie's message was that your lineage doesn't decide who you are, a.k.a. you can be a good person despite being a Palpatine or whatever. But instead, Rey completely forsakes it.
Besides Rey being the most powerful character in not only in the whole Star Wars franchise, also in fiction in terms of power-scaling. She is also the most well-written character in the whole Star Wars franchise and fiction. Many audience and real Star Wars fans who knows both the lore of legends and Disney canon that are not actually paid by Disney said they relate to Rey the most compared to most characters, or even all the characters in fiction. Her struggles to the dark side and anger issues are the most relatable and even those who are not Star Wars fans, the entire world relates to her which makes her the greatest character in Star Wars, and also in fiction. It is said that she is a Mary Sue, but she is not since once second of her training is infinite times harder than an average Jedi’s journey to Knighthood, including Anakin’s journey also. Her struggles and life is grueling, and Rey has suffered the most compared to Anakin Skywalker, even as a little girl, Rey suffered infinite times harder than Anakin’s whole life, including when he was Darth Vader.
Not only Rey Skywalker is the most well written Star Wars character such as having the greatest struggles and training (one second of her training regime is infinite time harder than what the greatest the Jedi Knights or Sith Lords has gone through in their training to become a full-fledged warriors), with greatest character development and in not only in Star Wars, but all of fiction. She is the most powerful duelist and fighter. Obviously the most powerful force user with unmatched potential too, infinite times more powerful than full potential Anakin Skywalker. She is also the best starship captain, no one can’t compete at her level and match her natural talent and skills and also her full potential.
Why do people underrates Rey Skywalker for no good reason, although she is the greatest character and part of the masterpiece of the sequel trilogy? I don’t know, but most of the die hard fans or real Star Wars fans in the Star Wars community would say Rey Skywalker is the greatest character in Star Wars and all of fiction.
Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest Skywalker and Palpatine, but also the greatest and also the most powerful Star Wars character, in general and also in terms of writing. Rey is also considered to be one of the most powerful character in fiction, some experts say she is levels above the One Above All. Her character’s writing and arc are considered to be one of the greatest outside of Star Wars, but also in cinema or all of stories.
She is considered to be one of the greatest and most iconic characters in cinema, even more iconic than Darth Vader by infinite times which makes Rey Skywalker the most iconic Star Wars character and Disney princess.
Although according to experts that she’s the most powerful character and not only in Star Wars, but in fiction, her insane struggles and greatest upbringing or backstory to the most tragic character that would make any famous and well-known Ancient Greek story-tellers cry and admit their greatest tragic stories, or story as a whole in general are nothing compared to the story of Rey Skywalker (more difficult than the rest of Star Wars characters and rest of characters in all of fiction) makes her the most relatable character and hardships to become a Jedi is insanely difficult and especially trying to resist the dark side.
Rey Skywalker’s potential is greater than Anakin’s power and full potential. She is not only the greatest leader and candidate for woman empowerment, she is the only embodiment for it.
Instead of fighting who is the best and greatest character in Star Wars. Or also the greatest trilogy in Star Wars. Let’s all admit and say the real truth and reality, Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest masterpiece of a character in Star Wars and the sequel trilogy has the greatest movies in Star Wars.
Also, the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest trilogy in all of cinema, and considered to be greater than the Christopher Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy and the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Even the experts and the best or legendary directors such as George Lucas, Peter Jackson, James Cameron, Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola and etc considers the all the three movies of the sequel trilogy in Star Wars are the greatest movies in history.
Please no more fighting and bashing other characters, especially Rey Skywalker to say your favorite character is the best, especially Darth Vader or Anakin Skywalker whom Rey Skywalker the real GOAT is infinite times better as a character in writing and relatable, and also more powerful.
@@code44422 *starts laughing uncontrollably*
@@code44422I'm assuming this reply is a joke, and it's funny how the whole thing is just repeating the same thing over and over 😂
If only they could’ve added in the f-word at the very end. That would be my superpower.
“I’m Rey… Rey Skywalker.”
“No you’re fucking not..”
*movie ends*
Am I the only one that's surprised that CinemaSins actually liked Rey calling herself a Skywalker at the end?
No, probably not.
Yeah I was suprised too. That final act in my opinion is the last nail in the Skywalker coffin. Now we have a palpatine using the name.
I was too, it totally undermines the "blood doesn't define you" message
I realized years ago that Jeremy was bought off; he pretends to critique, but it's all a Hellywood publicity stunt.
Nope. Like wtf Jeremy
During the kiss scene, my grandma said she thought they were going to keep reviving each other until they both died
That would have been the better ending.
I THOUGHT THAT TOO LMAO
SAME
Same
😂😂😂😂😂
because 9 year old anakan was making 3p0 and was like "oh yeah I'll make sure he can't translate sith in accordance with the republic law"
Hyper Tron22 He was a protocol droid for senator Admidala. He was obviously programmed to follow republic Law.
Hyper Tron22 ...... you’re right. I’ve never thought about that, but you’re right.
Beanch 96 oh you’re right too.
Oh yeah Anakin made 3PO I forgot about that. People complained about the fan service in these films and yet they forgot about that stupid reveal in episode 1.
@Beanch 96 but everyone thought the Sith were destroyed or dead or whatever, so there would be no real reason to code that.
for a Jedi, Rey sure is using a lot of anger in a lot of fights.
Why do these movies keep on having characters who don't want to be found yet keep on leaving maps?
A good question... for another time.
They're indecisive.
the universe gets boring ?
That's only the one film with Luke that isn't the case with Palpatine. The sith wayfinders are left on purpose as it's the only way to navigate to Exogul(spelling)
Luke's is weird though because it never says at least before who actually left the map leading to him. I THINK JJ tries to answer that in here with the backstory about him trying to find the sith planet and on missions blah blah blah, but idk.
@@grandempressvicky6387 probably same plot for the next trilogy. LMFAO.
Just wanted ghost Obi Wan to defeat Palpatine by saying "It's over Palpatine, now I have the high ground".
But seriously, I was sitting there the whole time, thinking Anakin (Hayden) would return to kick Palpatine's ass one final time. I would have forgiven the whole movie for that. Like a light side version of the passage scene at the end of Rogue One
@@hynjus001 if only
if that happened it would be the greatest movie of all time
Yes!
Six hundred and twentieth like
"There appears to be rebels riding horses on top of our ship sir!"
"Try spinning, that's a good trick"
well to be fair that would certainly get them off the ship
All they have to do is tip slightly to the left or right, but maybe they can't even do that much since they don't know which way is up without the navigation ex machina.
But what if the rebels know how to utilize the power of the Golden Rectangle?
@@RikkaisLaw Then the imps are fucked anyways.
Do a barrel roll
I had completely forgot how much they threw all pre-existing laws for how force works out the window and just did literally whatever they wanted.
"That's not how the force works, that's not how any of this works!"
-Han Solo, Episode VII
It's embarrassing how many plot points the Sequels either undid or made irrelevant.
@@dragonslayer7724 I feel like the Sequels' lingering consistency and common sense died when he did.
So your major complaint was that the movie's use of space magic was not realistic?
@@kieranhair37 no. inconsistent compared to previously eshtablished rules
Ghost Jedi: Rey get up.
Ghost Jedi: Rey you can do this!
Ghost Jedi: Rey, balance the force as I once did.
Ghost Jar-Jar: Rey, yousa in a lotta doodoo!
But why would a sith lord help Rey?
Darth Jar Jar rezed Palps so he can rule the galaxy and kill anyone who would rival him.
@July Rijoberroa that means nothing many Sith helped Jedi for far less. Of course they ended up killing those Jedi but still Family doesn't mean anything to most sith
Biko Fisher If they had the balls to do that I would have forgiven everything else in the movie.
yousa in big doodoo dis time
I'm surprised Finn shouting "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY" wasn't met with a "Rey." and a sin
Missed opprtunity
Like Star Wars movies, TH-cam videos get old
A lot of missed opportunities, this basically has 4x the sins
@Brandon Standberry LOL YOU ARE THE REASON EVERYONE MAKES FUN OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU. Just stop garbage
Brandon Standberry Yeah and I’m sure Cinemasins deducted 100 points from Kylo Ren because the character is a white man 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
When being handed the golden medal, Chewbacca should have held it, looked her in the eye and tossed it over his shoulder then walk silently past her.
Luke would have liked that.
@BK Beatty That's ok, Disney got your $$$$$....
@BK Beatty wait what 40 year old meme?
@@thejacquelinerowland in A New Hope Luke and Han got medals but Chewie didn’t so Star Wars fans being Star Wars fans hopped on saying Chewie should have gotten a medal WHICH HE SHOULD HAVE
@@christopherrydberg1366 I forget if it was the Alan Dean Foster novelization or the Marvel Comics adaptation, but one of them tried to address it at the time by saying he got one too but Leia couldn't reach to put it around his neck so she just gave it to him later.
@@greggarvin2663 huh I didn’t know that, pretty cool to know but also kind of funny that they have now needed to give Chewie a medal not once but two times haha
Bruh even though I’m not a Star Wars nerd I think it’s safe to say that Rey saying she’s a skywalker deserves at the minimum 100 sins
"Who are you?"
"Rey"
"Rey who?"
"Rey'd Shadow Legends is the most ambitious mobile rpg...
I just did a spit-take because of this, thank you
AHAHAHAHAHA
Im dying 😂
Why
This comment almost killed me, I choked on some toast I was eating. You have made my day
"This dagger has done.. horrible things"
meanwhile: *wields the younglings slayer 9000*
😭😭😭
Ohhhh, THAT’S original.
This is the most original piece of writing I’ve seen. Take the Nobel prize for most original literature.
wow this is so original
Dude you had me crying that comment was actually hilarious
I love how well she can sail considering that she grew up on a planet without oceans
She’s the most powerful being ever created at this point
Not only that, the inhabitants of said planet, who have lived on it their ENTIRE LIVES on it said the water was too dangerous... Then Rey who as you mentioned grew up on a sand planet, survives sailing through a shit storm the locals deemed too dangerous. It's the same thing that happened for me in marvel movies, you never actually feel worried for the main characters because you know they'll always just have some way to win in the end. It actually makes it harder for me to be invested because no matter what shit storm Rey gets in, you just know she'll be ok. Same thing happened to the avengers for me, by endgame I was just bored. Nothing mattered. The whole series hinged on him not getting the 5 stones, and then he does and it just doesn't matter.
It’s been established that she has almost never seen water before: case in point, her enjoying the rain in Episode 8
@@drdre4397 I completely agree on your point about the marvel movies, but I would say for that very reason it was satisfying to see infinity war end on a failure. Didn’t like endgame either cause I knew it would just get reversed. Nothing is remotely interesting when the standard is that the villain will always fail.
Hey, she surfed 50 feet down a sand dune once.
imagine being an American Soldier and hearing "somehow Hitler returned" like no, you dont just do that
Man, the world would be PISSED
Maybe a better choice for your analogy would be a French soldier, or Polish citizen, or Jew. Just saying. But, Russian soldier, American soldier, that works fine.
@@adipsous 🤓
LMAO 🤣🤣
@@adipsous 🤓🤓
I'd add 100 sins for Hux being a spy.
No way would he ever betray the First Order or help the Resistance. Poor excuse just to kill his character off.
Honestly, given the amount of crap he's gotten from Kylo, I can totally see him deciding to defect in order to get revenge. It fits into larger themes of "Sith vs. the military that serves them" going all the way back to places like the Kotor games and even A New Hope, where generic officer #3 taunts Vader. I'm just not convinced Hux was competent enough *to* defect wihtout getting accidentally shot in the process (this *is* the guy who got punked by a prank phone call at the start of TLJ).
@@dargaronsoftsong3193 I can definitely see him wanting revenge, he hates Kylo after all, but it would have made much more sense for him to have done so by staging a coup, thereby getting his revenge and the power that motivates him. Hux has been a part of the First Order his entire life and influenced many of the programmes and their technology, he's not just going to dessert all of that. And helping the Resistance? The very people he wants to destroy?? He destroyed five planets because they supported the Resistance. So out of character and a complete waste
@@dargaronsoftsong3193 that was called rian johnsons bad writing and stupid jokes! Hux wasnt as dumb in force awakens
I was hoping for an insurrection within the First Order and I'm glad we got to see that not everyone is toeing the line.
THANK YOU
It’s ok I’ll be back when Disney needs more money
Disney has failed you Palpatine, they have failed you
I should have known that Disney were Plotting to take Over
No no no you have lost
It's ironic; Rey and Kylo could save each other from death, Palpatine somehow himself
Obi-Wan: "Don't try it!"
I'm surprised 100 sins weren't added when the emperor revealed a hidden fleet of completely staffed ships. Ships that somehow all had same destructive capability that the Deathstar had.
And somehow, the biggest fleet in all of star wars history, gets defeated by being outnumbered.
(Yes ik this was 2 months ago, idc)
How TF did Palpatine manage to get the kyber crystals to power them. The kyber crystals were used to power the Death Star.
@@isaacpowrie465 "the dark side is the path to many abilities some consider... unnatural"
@@isaacpowrie465 or how the hell was he housing, recruiting and supplying that huge armada of troopers and pilots given that Exogol looks like even cockroaches wouldnt be able to last on it
Awesome commentary, I was laughing really hard at it. There are lots of sins in this one, but I'd go a lot higher than you did. I'd give 100,000 sins for that kiss at the end. BLECH.
Other sins include: Finn saying he had something to tell Rey and then never did, Lando waiting till now to finally start helping The Resistance, The Emperor at first saying that he wants Rey dead, then he wants her to kill him, and he scraps that plan to somehow use the dyad between Rey and Ben to regain power, and Poe arguing that Rey should give up training in The Force and fight along side him despite how helpful those abilities have been in the past and their biggest enemies use The Force so she'd be a major asset to them.
Words don’t describe how mad I am that they never resolved the “I need to tell you something” Finn kept saying. Literally wasted screen time
Also Leia died from reaching through the force, as Rey and Kylo did all the time, while it did take fighting an entire army for luke to become one with the force. Oh and the convenient lady at the end just there to ask Rey for her last name... I could go on for hours but Im trying to just forget this movie :D
@@jasonthesnow That one was a cut scene where he was gonna tell her he was force-sensitive, which is why he kept talking about how he sensed shit or had a feeling, J.J. said it in an interview but Kathleen cut it for time
As Maz put it, "a story for another time"
Jason Snow He was going to tell her that he was force sensitive. Which is a stupid thing to say when you think you are going to die
“That necklace snatching was so dramatic I’m surprised it didn’t lead to the death of Bruce Wayne’s parents” that scene reminds me of Phantom of the Opera "Your chains are still mine you will sing for meeeeeee"
"We cant cross the water, it's incredibly dangerous"
"Yeah but Rey who has lived her entire life on a desert planet literally just surfed over there?"
"Oh yeah, my bad, lets go"
One of the things I hated about this, aside from the unexplained explanation on Sideous’ return and the wayfinders, was the explanation on how the Death Star chunk was on a different planet from Endor. According to the director in an interview, when the second Death Star exploded, the blast was strong enough to send the debris through hyperspace and land on the planet. I’m sorry, but no explosion’s fast enough to go through lightspeed. And have it not get burned up by it.
Furthermore, there’s no way that the wreckage could stay in the same place and same shape and form with all the waves beating down on it. Realistically, the dagger would be useless as there would’ve been little to nothing left from it.
Overall, this movie was just a jumbled mess of confusion.
And there is no way that much of it would still be together after the explosion, plus all the stuff you mentioned
Yes. My biggest problem with the movie was also their unrealistic treatment of exploding moon-sized space stations.
1000 sins for death star on a different planet
Oscar Isaac's delivery of "Somehow Palpatine has returned." is basically the entire movie summed up in one sentence
on par with Maz Kanata's "a good question, for another time"
Oscar looked so dead when he was saying it, like, “are we really doing this😒😒🙄🙄🙄”
@@almoores8309 as if even he couldn't fathom the poor writing choices and his lines in the script.
EmperorJuliusCaesar Oscar Isaac, the guy who played Poe
@@wiezyczkowata The fact that Maz wound up being such a minor character bugs me to this day. Like, setting up a story for another time really doesn't feel like something you should do when you're making your movie with the knowledge that all three films in the trilogy are meant to have different directors who have not planned their stories together. Abrams started all these half-developed plot points and was basically like "fuck you Rian, figure it out." Then when he got brought back, he spent his whole time trying to pretty much retcon all the stuff in Rian's movie that he didn't like yet forgot to resolve at least half the plot points he himself had started.
"They're riding... horse - horse thingies... on... on top of a... spaceship" pretty much summarizes the entire experience
It's soo bad that people were telling others to go to the bathroom during this time in the theaters, down to timing it so you could leave... 🤣
It's a movie franchise about space wizards.
@@TheMacKosh Just because something is unrealistic doesn't mean it should be excused from criticism.
@@3doler411 and nitpicking everything from a famdom you love is only making you look like a sad bitter friendless sexless troll
John McCormick umm... sexless? 😂 😂 😂 are you 5? It sounds like you’re trying to say I don’t have a gender! Kid, there’s a difference between nitpicking and criticizing. Nitpicking would be making fun of the way someone said something. I’m not picking on minor details, the whole movie is a disaster.
Rey: burys Anakin’s lightsaber in sand
Anakin: I HATE YOU
Very underrated comment
@@pjthegodvegansavage415 Very
Hahaha in all sincerety this was a great comment!
OMG that is great!
In a place luke hated
Hand on heart, about 2 years ago my (at the time) 8 year old nephew was ¾ of the way through this "film" and turned around to his mom and me and said "I don't like this starwars one it dosent make any sense!!"
And I had to agree with the little sod.
What a god awful pile of shite
You missed a sin:
“So you’re saying the one time we actually need you to talk, you can’t?”
Poe would be excellent at CinemaSins. *ding*
@@razhok9725 The entire premise of this movie is that Rey is a Palpatine.. You know, the Palpatine with lightning powers? I'd sin it because none of them connected the dots sooner.
Razkok Gaming You don’t have to be a Sith to shoot lightning. You have to be fueled by anger. Rey was clearly angry when she was pulling at the transport, and it unintentionally boosted her power.
đ Jedi aren’t incapable of using the dark side. Where did you get that from?
@@cibo889 Rey is a descendant of Palpatine, a sith. Force lightning isn't a "sith" power, its Palpatine's power. Being a descendant of Palpatine grants you that. She can use the force, so she gets force lightning.
Atom that’s not how that works. It’s a sith power. I was going to suggest that Jedi can use electric judgement but I guess that isn’t cannon now.
"Why can't we have ghost jedi fighting in this?"
Me: "Cause Samuel L Jackson would be way too funny to see in this."
Samuel L Jackson ghost: "I'm tired of this mf'n emperor conquering this mf galaxy!"
He probably would yell at Anakin about why is he trying to kill the emperor and not “ARRESTING” him
@@calmgoodfire4662 JFC I need that in my life. Why did no one pitch this to HISHE?
Jedi ghosts: appear
Palpatine: what
Mace: Say what one more time
"Hand me that lightsaber, the one that says bad motherfucker on it"
I mean if you want to be technical about it Mace Windu never learn how to become a force ghost, only Yoda, Anakin, and Obi-wan (and Luke and Leia some how according to this movie)
"We'll win because we have each other."
Jeremy: *"Family."* **ding**
Major Justice bruh...
@@majorjustice2483 go fuck yourself
This is some Yu-Gi-Oh! level plot
@Internet User wat he say
Seriously
2:57 in other places like the clone wars tv shows and possibly legends, it’s mentioned that there are specific hyperspace routes you can use hyperspace on, and as far as I know, the routes don’t let you jump directly from planet or space mass to other planet or space mass, there are predetermined channels with specific entry and exit points you can enter hyperspace in. Two examples of this are a) in the clone wars tv show where a secret hyperspace route was part of a plot line for a 3 or 4 episode arc, and b) where darth Vader’s ship stops the rebel ships from leaving scarif in rogue one because the entry and exit point is the same on hyperspace lanes. Therefore, the rebel ships trying to leave had to move to the same point where Vader’s ship entered and blocked them off. Basically, hyperspace is more specific and limited than the stupid lightspeed skipping scene makes it seem
So, it's like Cowboy Bebop? Also, which episodes?
@@KarmasAB123 I’m pretty sure it’s season 3, episodes 18-20. It’s the arc where Even Piell is captured in the Citadel. I’m sorry to say that I have no idea what cowboy bebop is
@@arjunramakanth4370 Cowboy Bebop is a masterpiece of 90's animation. Go watch it
how is there not a "fin screaming 'Rey!'" bonus round?"
This was one of the things that ticked me off in this movie. There's a lot of weird stuff to go around but Finn trying to get her attention in the middle of the fucking fight for supposedly life and death with Kylo... do you want her to die or what?
Also the insistence of some rando alien on Rey having a last name. Like there are no beings in this galaxy with only one name? Chewie comes to mind. Greedo. Bossk. Zuckuss. Even Jabba, since he only has a full name in the books. But she's a hoooman, she must have laaast name!
theMike97_ RRRRRREEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! Go to HISHE’s page
theMike97_ that’s accurate.
Because it doesn't happen nearly as many times as people remember it happening, and the bonus round would be too short to justify editing it together in the first place.
“So what exactly do these sith assholes really want?” cracks me up every time
They want all the candy and cookies. That is what the whole Jedi vs Sith war is about. The damn candy.
@@bossshun9 What side would Tootsie Rolls be on?
@@LadyOnikara neither. They are an evil even beyond the sith
*"That necklace snatching is so dramatic I'm surprised it didn't lead to the death of Bruce Wayne's parents."*
LMAO i love this guy
...ok?
not counting that as a sin tho
Bruh I died at that part 😂
😁😁😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 god your so funny
I’ve never seen the movie and, after watching this, I feel like I’m in an enviable position that many Star Wars fans wish they could be in
Avengers: Endgame - we're gonna bring in every hero from every MCU movie for the final battle. It will be a huge payoff after all these movies. Rise of Skywalker - Maybe we can get some actors to leave a voicemail and use that.
they had 5 seconds of Wedge Antilles (the pilot from the OT) and he was a gunner on the Falcon during the final battle, he had one line and it was "nice flying, Lando"
Who would you have wanted that you didn’t harass into seclusion?...
@@randomboi9695 lul you really think that was 5 seconds?
@@epiccollision Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor, Hayden Christensen, Samuel L. Jackson, Puppet Yoda... and a plethora of other Jedi actors from the prequels that I've never harassed. I wouldn't even want the lightsaber grabbing that Jeremy suggested (my interpretation is that the force ghosts are only that powerful on Ahch-to) but an appearance by all of them as force ghosts would've sealed it for an amazing ending. If they're going to go the fan service route, dont half ass the fan service!
@@JakeTSnake7 honestly I'll take HISHE version of the ending! Lol
I love how Poe just look so unmotivated when he has to say "Somehow Palpatine returned" like, "Why did they make me do this?"
With that one micro-expression, you can tell Oscar isn't enjoying this.
@@jwroot both Oscar (Poe) and John (fin) hated this because the way felt it disserviced the entire franchise and the writers disserviced their characters.
@@coolraygaming Then why'd they go along with it? Money?
@@ZeroEagle667 yes, of course lmao. That and contracts exist
@@coolraygaming *sigh* we're lost
This movie is like 80% pointless fetchquest and it's infuriating that they decided to do this instead of anything else.
Also, I know it ends up being pointless anyway, but the literal droid repair shop doesn't have a droid backup memory drive? What kind of incompetent morons are they?
I mean this movie coulda been way worse honestly it's a blessing that the Sequels were made without any controversy or people getting hurt on set or studio interference
Seriously, you can't upload the droid's memory to something but keep the default translation programming? After which just wipe the data banks of him translating the 'forbidden' language and then 'reupload C3PO back into C3PO'.
@@albertthepeacock8020 I would count firing Trevorrow and replacing him with Abrams as studio interference.
Albert The Peacock Uh? Being sarcastic I hope?
Yeah say what you will it’s not going to stop me from loving this movie
At least both Death Stars had a reason as to why there was a self-destruct system hidden in them.
The first one was Galen Erso's revenge
And the second one was the bait for the Emperor's trap
Palapatine to Rey's grandma: "Just lie back, and think fo Alderran"
"But...but didn't you have Alderran brutally destroyed?"
"Exactly"
Fo
Gran moff tarkin had the planet destroyed not the emperor
Yeah, that was all Tarkin.
lmao
Also her grandma was possibly pre-alderaan destruction....
You wanna know what’s sad?
Palpatine forgot to tell Rey the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise…
If he did, it would have been all over. She would have pledged total allegiance.
There was no do it.
underated af
@@leonsnellink2375 isnt palpatine the darth platapus guy? He just speaks about himself in third person lol
lmao trueee. would it have changed things hmmmmm? *raises eyebrow and strokes fake beard in contemplation
bruh the "rey skywalker" should have added at leased 100000000000000000000000 sins
Wow. How does it feel to be more salty than someone who has literally referred to himself as a nitpicky asshole?
@@irish5662 it's treason then
@Tobias Maddox That's what she said
Shannon Holy shi-
Can't relate
Because Rey never deserves being called a Skywalker, alright?
I know everyone hates the fact that C3PO's software prohibited from translating the sith rune and he needed to be jail broken to read it out loud.
But that was the most realistic thing in this movie.
Except for when you realize that C-3PO was made by a young slave boy on Tatooine who probably had barely any idea what a Sith was.
@@dragonslayer7724 C3PO was made with scrap parts, and that most likely includes a pre-programmed brain, because it is highly unlikely that Anakin could code it to process more than like 3 languages
@@thefireblade1this or when Padme took ownership of him between Episodes 2 and 3, it was updated in accordance with that law.
Rey buries anakin's sabre in sand deserves 1,000 sins!
Doesn't she know he doesn't like sand! It's course and rough and irritating! And it gets everywhere!
She represents woke hollyweird. They will take all you love, twist it into something you can't recognize, bury you under it, tap dance on your grave and then, turn right around and steal your identity to make it appear you like what they've done. Taking a giant dump on everything good is entertainment for this generation of film makers and audiences.
Palpatine's biggest rival/enemy was Skywalker, so she just assumed the identity AND buried the Skywalkers in hell. Because she's evil...
@@Ziggy_Moonglow dude, i was just going for a prequel meme... but yeah, also what you said, sounds great
And who cares lol she’s honoring the The skywalker family
@@bullrun2772 by changing his lightsaber into one for herself and taking their name?
@@venerexate1841 lol its the same lightsaber tho
I love how palpatine exploded twice but when he returned he’s like “hey”
“Hello there.”
@Thor Odinson Why should I you're the only one picking cyber fights.
And then movie expects us to think he will stay dead after ... whatever it is happend to him this movie. I know it was less than exploding twice.
Did he explode twice before coming back? I thought he just exploded once when the Death Star 2 blew up.
John Eusebio he fell in the pit thing and exploded then the death star
"Somehow Palpatine returned" - imagine, being a writer, and writing a line like this, and only this about the whole story
I loled even hearing it here...
the EU brought back palpatine but they did it right
@@revanruler6404 eh... even that was kind of stupid. Doesn't make the sequels any better, but just shows that both made the same mistake.
@@dylang1138 And it was controversial too during the day the comic was released.
Boba Fett, Darth Maul, Palpatine. Good writers never retcon a death they originally intended to be real. It cheapens the significance of that moment.
@@Raptor302 at least in Maul's case it actually improved his character. he was one note but, by bringing him back the clone wars had a villain and hero (Asohka) who had no defined end points. that meant there was at least the appearance of stakes and such when we already know what happens to the rest of the cast.
Palpatines ressurection added nothing and detracted from Anakin bringing balance to the force. in fact a lot of the post trilogy did that. might explain my prefence for old republic EU over new republic stuff.
Should’ve been 10,000 sins for Rey calling herself a Skywalker
Agreed. Because she basically shits on her actual parents
How insane is it that the entire trilogy and this movie’s namesake is about the Skywalker’s winning over the dark side, over Palpatine, and yet when it ends, all of them are dead and the only one left standing is a Palpatine who steals the name of the Skywalkers. That should’ve been sinned
you know, I honestly believe she was supposed to be a blood Skywalker, but RJ threw that out in favor of his God-awful writing and the OJ Simpson chase in space.
CinemaSins likes these dumb movies for some reason that's why they skipped all the worst ones
The Skywalker/Solo were destroyed by evil! How is that a happy ending?
Just because she’s a palpatine doesn’t make her a villain
@@oXRaptorzXo She's stealing the name. It would've been better if she kept her *actual* name.
"Quigon and that three foot necked dude better be there swords drawn."
Best line.
Three foot neck dude has a name. He's Yarael Poof, and he is still waiting to be reimbursed for getting coffee. He submitted the receipts and everything!
I know this is not relevant to your comment but wouldn't it be cool if when obi wan beat Anakin on mustufar he used the force to take his lightsaber and said you don't deserve this
Can’t believe you didn’t sin the “I am sith/I am Jedi” endgame ripoff.
He skips over a lot of the new Star Wars trilogy sins on purpose. Dude is a shill at heart.
The entire movie is an endgame rip off lol
@@11Survivor Its a rip off of a better story in the EU that people already didn't even like to much
@@marcusyoung4989 Pretty sure it's for both his own and our sanity
*there's so many god damn sins*
True that. Like WTF
Fun Fact:
The planet at the beginning where Kylo finds the wayfinder is actually Mustafar. The moon started to heal after all of the mining operations stopped after the empire was defeated. It makes sense why there would be a Sith wayfinder because that was where Vader basically lived.
the fanservice kiss deserves as many sins as there were ships in that battle
Big facts
Definitely
I was like the only person who said no in the theater
%100
I shipped Rey and Finn
So nobody talks about that Rey blew up chewie's ship with that small lightning burst, But when palpatine throws The most strongest lightning ever in ALL the ships, not ONE explodes...
Huh ... never noticed that
It's a whole ac/dc thing...
I mean you could say the biggest lightning in history of lightnings...
Because Palpatine has more control over it and because Rey was using lightning for the first time and was giving in to her anger?
@@Xgendude14 Yeah maybe that's it, his was a massive joy lightning programmed to make the ships just bug a little
Everyone when he doesn’t sin “Rey Skywalker” at least 1.000.000 times: *visible confusion*
One of the greatest sins in the entire movie.
@@bossshun9 agreed
But sinning that would not be PC..
No sins left to give....
And actually removing sins, that's like twice the heresy holy shit
This is a typical example of people who don’t understand this intricate and well written plot.
It’s very simple if you have the intelligence to comprehend it, fortunately I do and I will explain it.
You see, the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Lol 😂
had me in the first half, ngl 😄😄
As someone who has waisted their life driving into the lore of this franchise, this movie is the most in infuriating thing I’ve ever seen
I've done that too, but your misspellings infuriate me more.
Im the same with the lore but loved this movie
@@trickshotsmoviesandcubing2317 What.
I agree so much
@@BrandonGavin_EDC this franchise the best lore by far of any Disney-owned franchise period. The problem is when their own movies betray them like in the “hyper speed ram” or Rey learning without a mentor.
And this is how I watched Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker for the first time.
You mean for the last time
@@lukegavin124 Exactly :DDD
Bullshit. You liked it the first time you watched it but than saw the RT score and the angry reviews online so you could go bitch about the movie
Lol eat grass Zebra dickhead
@@shortshady12 wow geez SHORTshady stack. I can see your getting upset cuz you cant reach the top shelf :(
I really hated the "I'm Rey Skywalker" bit. It felt like a slap in the face.
DISNEY.
when the whole movie was about "NOT" running from who you are... and what does she do?
Specially since her parents where good people, did nothing "wrong", and when the entire purpose of the franchise is to tell you that you can choose to be who you want to be because it is not up to your bloodline, just like Luke and Vador.
So instead of consistency and having her say: "I'm Rey Palpatine" which would be even more meaningful, we have this shit of a fan service.
Great... Smh.
I thought the slap in the face was that she buried Luc light saber in a place he hated.
@@eriklopez3211 fuckin' sand
I am convinced that anyone who likes the latest trilogy will ultimately just like anything as long as the special effects are shiny enough or it has the right badge on it
You really can't fanboy over ANY of the Star Wars movies while thinking you have the right to look down on others for what they like. It's just extremely asinine to identify as a fan of a movie where a bunch of space wizards in monk dresses flail hot sticks at each other but then look down your nose at other people for wanting to enjoy the movie they spent $15 to see.
@kieranhair37 I'm just making an observation. No need to get your knickers in a twist if I hit too close to home princess.
In JJ's mind, here's what makes an excellent Star Wars movie:
-References every 5 minutes to past Star Wars movies
-A plot "loosely" based off highly liked Star Wars movies
-No references whatsoever to Star Wars movies he deems as "bad"
-Jokes
you forgot the quotations around "jokes"
@@deceam208 omg yes
If I were in charge of Disney, my instructions would be to create a compromise between Abrams's obsession with nostalgia and Johnson's middle finger to it
The funny thing is that when Rian Johnson tried to so something different and break that pattern, fans got even more pissed
7 felt like a star wars film and he asked Lucas if this is OK in the universe and possible? And he said yes and gave his approval. You may not like it but it is a SW film. 8 took a dump on the universe lol. 9 had to fix 8
Was anyone else annoyed that they spent _3 movies_ setting up Rey's propensity for Staff combat, and then at the end she doesn't even make a STAFF lightsaber!? 'cause I was annoyed at that.
Such a missed opportunity, like the trilogy in general.
Cause the 3 new trilogy is shit
It's like they decided to ignore the first two movies and make a whole new trilogy packed into one about Rey killing her grandpa. I mean, a staff? Sure, but they retconned Return of the Jedi for FS.
I was hoping the other side of that yellow Saber would light up
Yeah, only the Sith version of the Rey which she fought in the Death Star had a Lightsaber Staff.
"Who are you?"
"Rey."
"Rey who?"
*Jar Jar's ghost appears, smiling at Rey in the distance*
"Rey Binks"
SuperExpert ”Meesa rey rey binks”
Yes
@J M Leia and Luke Skywalker were her mentors. She had a thing with Kylo (*Ben Solo - I keep forgetting they named him that). Han took her in, kinda, and he's not a Skywalker, but he's Kylo's father.
But sure, her taking Jar Jar's name makes as much sense as she taking the Skywalker name.
Look, you can hate it and still not go through a brain fart to shit on it.
@@custer3176 LOL! I love it. Oh Fun Fact: There was actually a cancelled script where Jar Jar Binks was revealed to be Palpatine's Sith Master after the events of Episode 1.
@Bealzer Mcgraw He was a Jedi. He took after his mom.
Kylo and Rey should have gotten together in VIII and taken over the Empire in IX. If you wanted to subvert expectations, that would have been the way.
-Kylo Ren: "Search the city again: She's close"-
Kylo Ren: *_Grabs Rey from wherever she is using "the force" and brings her to Palpatine_*
*_Credits Roll_*
That genuinely isn't how the force works!
@@owenjones3929 not according to this movie
@@derpasuarusx6064 Uh.... as far as I know that never happens!
See, we could have saved ALL that time.
Marco Maze effectively a fur e teleport, that would be cooler then this entire movie
Everything wrong with Star wars the rise of Skywalker:
It was made.
@BK Beatty take my like, both of you.
more like
HOW it was made.
The entire trilogy had good ideas but screwed up the execution on every level. it kiinda feels like no one that worked on these films was working together
@@astrocat3434 how do you want it done
It occurred to me that the Sith wayfinder is LITERALLY a plot device.
They’ve been calling it a macguffin ever since the week the movie released. Congrats on being this late to the party.
Lando was a plot device to find a plot device, to find the plot device, to get to the villain
@@polishrocker93 plot device as in a device used to *plot* your course to a destination. Literally. But yes, you're right, it's also a "plot device" as in a macguffin, figuratively
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They should have just called it "plot device" or "macguffin"
0:44 Respectfully disagree. The dumbest plot coupon ever put into a Star Wars story is Ochi’s Map-Knife. Not only does Sheev send out an assassin to kill people using a map to his hiding place, as if that isn’t bad enough, the Map-Knives don’t point you to Exogol. They lead you to the location of a SECOND map that THEN leads you to Sheev.
Maybe gotta be extra secure?
@@ZeroEagle667 that is a valid hypothesis, but why stop at two maps? Why didn’t Sheev set up a whole ass scavenger hunt with 20 maps scattered across space all pointing to each other? The answer is JJ and Chris Terrio (the writer behind this movie and also BvS, yeah for real) needed enough plot coupons to make an exciting fast paced adventure without stopping to ponder wether it makes sense. Why would Sheev give our heroes 16 hours’ notice before attacking everything? Why would he leave clues leading to his Sith fortress world? And if he wants Rey to find him, why does he tell Kylo to kill her? And why does he look so surprised when he uses his soul-sucking powers to rejuvenate himself?
@@ZeroEagle667 you are correct, though, in that two maps is more secure than one.