Brother Terminator: "There are uncountable number of Xenos !" Splattercat: "...Brother there´s like six of em." Brother Terminator: Looks at him with "that guy" look. Thanks for another Heres... I mean episode Splatt. Keep em coming :D
Splat, if you've never seen "If the Emperor had a text-to-speech device" you need to see it. A lot of super funny shit goes down and it fits right in with you're kind of humour. Warp storm farts.
Brendyn Hull It also looks like pretty bad gameplay- a slideshow of random explosions and blood where you can't tell whats happening and have no option but to hammer the attack key isn't really that great a design choice.
It looks kinda bad yes, but it feels pretty damn good. Especially if you actually put your squadmates on jobs other than "stay behind me and shoot." Action is much more coherent and manageable. You can actually get through some points without firing a shot, using your hacking and allys to build choke points of turrets and bolters while you cleave anything (un)fortunare enough to slip by with your lightning claws. What I'm getting at is, the game is as nasty as you want. It can be a tide of "oh fuck oh fuck *bangbangbangbangbang*" if you have no clue what you're doing though...
Don't you know that half of the repairs and maintenance in the 41st millennium are prayers? That's why everything from tightening a single bolt to building a Titan takes so long!
If they dumped the praying, they'd actually be more open-minded about mutants and aliens that didn't seek to destroy the Imperium initially. Long live the good aliens!
Pro-Tip, you can asign each of your battle brothers to hold a particular chokepoint. helps to keep you from being flanked. Only issue with that is healing takes longer, unless you keep your apothecary right by the man you want in the thick of things. Or you could asign the apothecary to follow you and wade in yourself.
0:53 - If they're Space Marines, they're Librarians. You are playing as a Librarian of the Dark Angels. | 7:15 - They also need a LOT of incense. | 7:55 - It's how Warhammer 40K works, if enough believe it, it will happen. | The Lion is a reference to Lion El'jonson, Primarch of the Dark Angels.
"THE GENESTEALERS HAVE NEEDED TO BE RESTARTED ON A DA- REGULAR BASIS" And it was at that moment, i realized genestealers sometimes have to be restarted to continue fuctioning.
Tehre is noh time to beh lohst! Batul Brothas! Spehss Mahrens, todeh the enemeh is at oua doar! We know oua duteh and we will do eet. We fight for our honor as Blod Rehvens, as SPESS MAHRENS, and we fight in the nehme of the Empra! And if we die this deh we die in gloareh, we die heroes' deffs, but we shall not die, no! It is the enemeh who will tehste deff and defeat! As you know! Moast of oua battle brothars are shtehtioned in SPEHSS, Pruhpeared to deep strike! Oua perimeter has been pruhpeared in the even dat oua enehmies should be so bald and so foolish. We have plehced numerous beacons, allowing for muhltiple, simuln-tehneous and devashtehting defensive deep strikes The Codecks astartees nehmes this maneuvah Steel Rehn. We will descend upon the foe, we will ovawhelm them - we will leave none alive! Meanwhile oua ground fawses will ensue the full defense of oua headkwaters We are the spehss mahrens! WE ARE THE EMPRA'S FUREH!
in a galaxy where the 2 guardsman that found the etc for the space marine toothbrush were made planetary govoners 1 storm bolter = 5 regiments of imperial guard
Your lucky you remembered the psycgate when you did, I lost both my guys and barely killed the last wave with all red armor... believe you me things got a pretty tense there for a bit...
all we need now is a comic relief robot, some better lighting and a random guy who we barely knew who dies in a couple minutes, and we have your average FPS shooter! also, maybe a bit of edginess. anyway, GLORY TO THE EMPORAH!
It takes a lot of car to have a shop full of dudes praying over it. Or not much of a car to have one very desperate dude in a grocery store parking lot, trying to replace a tensioner before it starts to snow again.
Yeah man those melta beams really did a number on the walls and ceilings last session. :^) seriously though, if you are watching this and haven't seen the roll4it stuff yet, you are missing out.
DragonEye in the games that's only for balancing reasons but in the lore the suits are almost impervious to laz guns from what I can remember it requires a lot to damage them
Easy to reconcile crunch and fluff here. Most of the suit is impervious, except for a few hard to hit weak points. Joints, circuits, that have to be too close to the outside to be fully isolated, that stuff.
Have you ever seen the movie marine rules? It was done as a joke because people were wondering what the deal was with the crazy power gap between lore space marines and table top marines. So someone made some rules that made them more lore friendly. Oh also, terminator suits were based off of old recovered suits of fusion reactor maintenance worker hazard protection suits. Why would a reactor maintenance worker need a suit of power armor you ask? Why its quite simple, pre dark ages man liked to do maintenance on his fusion reactor from the inside, while the reactor is reacting. Those suits ought to be able to withstand temperatures well within the several thousand degrees centigrade range since they were based off of suits that could withstand PLASMA in a FUSION reactor. I dont know if you know this but fusion happens in the several MILLION degrees C range. You'd need to be using some pretty energetic fuel to get a conventional fire to burn these suits.
Marines versus the ninja turtles ... yippeee.. Btw splat, these marines have a lot of unused space up their behinds.. maybe all the ammo is stored there.
anyone else ever thought the ancient litanies to the machine spirits are actually chain of coded voice commands, that are spoken to the cogitators to configure/re calibrate the semi sentient ai/software in the machines?..ofc their actual interpretations are lost to the mists of time and now used more like a song handed down through millenia..if you look at it that way..makes more sense doesn't it?
I know nothing about the Warhammer universe, but the ship/station(?) they are one is 1000s of years old? Then why are they so many dead bodies around? Are they all marines that got killed when they boarded the ship/station?
Gavin Sutherland THAT is Sanguinius your talking to. He is the lions brother and HE most holy son. So...cease and desist or i will have u shot. Because.... NO ONE EXPECTS THE INQUISITION
Worth watching just for the Splat-commentary!
It's Cat-mentary, don't be a fool
I'm so glad I found a 40k gaming channel who doesn't suck
1:20 Should've added "I'm shooting Melta-Beams outta my Eyeballs - except, when I either screw up every roll or the enemies dodge being set on fire."
I love the voice Splatter uses that sounds like a California Surfer Bro Space Marine.
Even in death he surfs. ;-)
Brother Sven's commentary alone makes him a valuable team member XD.
18:25 "Wow! The Emperor is overpowered!"
-Splattercat, 2016
the storm bolter should sound less than ''pat''pat''pat''pat'' and more like BWAYM BWAYM BWAYM BWAYM
Sven is fucking hilarious. I love all of the ridiculous backstory that you add with the voices and las pechugas.
"How much ammo do we carry?" What do you think they stuff in your body when you become a space marine? XD
i love splat just for his comentary he is so funny and after a hard day he just brings up my smile
Brother Terminator: "There are uncountable number of Xenos !"
Splattercat: "...Brother there´s like six of em."
Brother Terminator: Looks at him with "that guy" look.
Thanks for another Heres... I mean episode Splatt. Keep em coming :D
Splat, if you've never seen "If the Emperor had a text-to-speech device" you need to see it. A lot of super funny shit goes down and it fits right in with you're kind of humour. Warp storm farts.
Thanks for giving me something to binge when I'm sick.
19:08 ... special space technology .. like 'ladders'.
I've the in-game commentary:
"Ayo, where you get that chain son" had me in stitches
This game is beautiful, and pretty fantastically 40k.
_What a shame you can't tell what the fuck is happening as soon as combat begins_
DarkestMirrored That's how combat tends to be with hordes of tentacle/taloned monstrosities try and eat your face.
Brendyn Hull
It also looks like pretty bad gameplay- a slideshow of random explosions and blood where you can't tell whats happening and have no option but to hammer the attack key isn't really that great a design choice.
It looks kinda bad yes, but it feels pretty damn good. Especially if you actually put your squadmates on jobs other than "stay behind me and shoot." Action is much more coherent and manageable. You can actually get through some points without firing a shot, using your hacking and allys to build choke points of turrets and bolters while you cleave anything (un)fortunare enough to slip by with your lightning claws. What I'm getting at is, the game is as nasty as you want. It can be a tide of "oh fuck oh fuck *bangbangbangbangbang*" if you have no clue what you're doing though...
Or it could just be oh fuck bangbangbang because it's a horde game like Left 4 Dead.
Eh... Read how ya like.
I love this game!!
It's brutally intense.
at 11:16 the genestealer that splat shot did some funky break dance moves XD
Standard game theory. Open room = something bad is going to happen ... flawless
LOOOOOL! The first shooting you did was all into the wall!
Don't you know that half of the repairs and maintenance in the 41st millennium are prayers? That's why everything from tightening a single bolt to building a Titan takes so long!
If they dumped the praying, they'd actually be more open-minded about mutants and aliens that didn't seek to destroy the Imperium initially. Long live the good aliens!
Somebody needs to make an animation of all the banter between the terminators.
You should use your psychic powas and heels moar often
Pro-Tip, you can asign each of your battle brothers to hold a particular chokepoint. helps to keep you from being flanked. Only issue with that is healing takes longer, unless you keep your apothecary right by the man you want in the thick of things. Or you could asign the apothecary to follow you and wade in yourself.
One of my favorite abilities in Dark Heresy was always Technical Knock. You basically roll to smack a piece of technology to make it work.
this reminds me a lot of Republic commando
ended up watching the 8 minute advert on the video, really hope that it puts some extra coin in Splatts pocket. Love you Splatt! XD
If you turn a valve without proper preparation the machine spirit will f you up Splat
Watching Splattercat play WH40K games is what gets me out of bed in the morning. :D
"The genestealers need to be restarted" :DDDD
OH ITS TOBY! He reads the Eisenhorn novels - he's now what Eisenhorn sounds like to me
"No heresy..." :D This should become an idiom.
0:53 - If they're Space Marines, they're Librarians. You are playing as a Librarian of the Dark Angels. | 7:15 - They also need a LOT of incense. | 7:55 - It's how Warhammer 40K works, if enough believe it, it will happen. | The Lion is a reference to Lion El'jonson, Primarch of the Dark Angels.
"THE GENESTEALERS HAVE NEEDED TO BE RESTARTED ON A DA- REGULAR BASIS"
And it was at that moment, i realized genestealers sometimes have to be restarted to continue fuctioning.
"The emperor is overpowered" sigh of disappointment, 'brother has it taken you this long to realize this?'
I like to imagine the calculations as 2+2
anyone remember playing the board game lol. warhammer has come so far and I love it
one of the more enjoyable LP'S in a while all LP should have a 40k space marine dictation
You are almost the late-psycher of the group. Last week was a close call for the whole party but you in particular.
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!
I love splats space marine voice
5:06 "why is there only 3 in this terminator squad" it's because your that good
I really like this game so far
Splat, the crozius arcanium is a equipment piece from the chaplains
Tehre is noh time to beh lohst!
Batul Brothas!
Spehss Mahrens, todeh the enemeh is at oua doar! We know oua duteh and we will do eet. We fight for our honor as Blod Rehvens,
as SPESS MAHRENS, and we fight in the nehme of the Empra!
And if we die this deh we die in gloareh, we die heroes' deffs, but we shall not die, no! It is the enemeh who will tehste
deff and defeat!
As you know! Moast of oua battle brothars are shtehtioned in SPEHSS, Pruhpeared to deep strike! Oua perimeter has been
pruhpeared in the even dat oua enehmies should be so bald and so foolish. We have plehced numerous beacons, allowing for
muhltiple, simuln-tehneous and devashtehting defensive deep strikes
The Codecks astartees nehmes this maneuvah Steel Rehn. We will descend upon the foe, we will ovawhelm them - we will leave none
alive! Meanwhile oua ground fawses will ensue the full defense of oua headkwaters
We are the spehss mahrens! WE ARE THE EMPRA'S FUREH!
Long live the tau
for the wolf cookies
in a galaxy where the 2 guardsman that found the etc for the space marine toothbrush were made planetary govoners 1 storm bolter = 5 regiments of imperial guard
I just realised Barachiel (the one with the assault cannon) has a sweet silver shoulder pad which means he must've served in the Deathwatch
God damn, that Brother Sven!
Also it looks like you only have 3 psygate uses, not sure how you recharge them
3:27 No splattercat, don't touch that
wait! splattercat has a cadi? shake hands bro shake hands. Cadi is great
your #1 power knocks the enemy back! use it! The psy powers are on a cool down.
more! faster! THE EMPEROR COMMANDS! 25 minutes every 2 days is not enough for the needs of the IMPERIUM OF MAN!
They should give the voice of comander boreale to all terminators
BOREALUM
My grandma is 79 years old.
cool
SPESS MAHREENS! MULTIPLE SIMULTANIOUS DEVASTATING DEEP STRIKES!
it's listening to an old space opera while watching ah new space opera.
Your lucky you remembered the psycgate when you did, I lost both my guys and barely killed the last wave with all red armor... believe you me things got a pretty tense there for a bit...
i don't know if it is intentional, but Splatt's terminator voice reminds me of the Spazzkids shorts.
all we need now is a comic relief robot, some better lighting and a random guy who we barely knew who dies in a couple minutes, and we have your average FPS shooter! also, maybe a bit of edginess. anyway, GLORY TO THE EMPORAH!
It takes a lot of car to have a shop full of dudes praying over it. Or not much of a car to have one very desperate dude in a grocery store parking lot, trying to replace a tensioner before it starts to snow again.
"I mean no heresy, but this shit seems kinda whack" - Splaterrcat, 2016
Yeah man those melta beams really did a number on the walls and ceilings last session. :^)
seriously though, if you are watching this and haven't seen the roll4it stuff yet, you are missing out.
I hope he remembers he has the force lightning thing he can use
ALL HAIL THE DARK GODS!!!
No, giant ceramite suits do not grant you immunity to fire. Lasguns wound you on a 6.
DragonEye in the games that's only for balancing reasons but in the lore the suits are almost impervious to laz guns from what I can remember it requires a lot to damage them
Easy to reconcile crunch and fluff here. Most of the suit is impervious, except for a few hard to hit weak points. Joints, circuits, that have to be too close to the outside to be fully isolated, that stuff.
Have you ever seen the movie marine rules? It was done as a joke because people were wondering what the deal was with the crazy power gap between lore space marines and table top marines. So someone made some rules that made them more lore friendly.
Oh also, terminator suits were based off of old recovered suits of fusion reactor maintenance worker hazard protection suits. Why would a reactor maintenance worker need a suit of power armor you ask? Why its quite simple, pre dark ages man liked to do maintenance on his fusion reactor from the inside, while the reactor is reacting.
Those suits ought to be able to withstand temperatures well within the several thousand degrees centigrade range since they were based off of suits that could withstand PLASMA in a FUSION reactor. I dont know if you know this but fusion happens in the several MILLION degrees C range. You'd need to be using some pretty energetic fuel to get a conventional fire to burn these suits.
at 6:47 he says gene stealers instead of generators
not trying to be "that guy" but found it funny
Marines versus the ninja turtles ... yippeee.. Btw splat, these marines have a lot of unused space up their behinds.. maybe all the ammo is stored there.
I am upsety in my spaghetti because he DOES NO CLOSE DOORS!
but this is one of the few 40k channels that are not... well shit
My 7th level rogue/swashbuckler has an acrobatics of +24 or +30 if he uses it to jump.
Redemptor astartes are the ones that have crozius's
anyone else ever thought the ancient litanies to the machine spirits are actually chain of coded voice commands, that are spoken to the cogitators to configure/re calibrate the semi sentient ai/software in the machines?..ofc their actual interpretations are lost to the mists of time and now used more like a song handed down through millenia..if you look at it that way..makes more sense doesn't it?
90% warhammer as far as can tell so far.
I know nothing about the Warhammer universe, but the ship/station(?) they are one is 1000s of years old? Then why are they so many dead bodies around? Are they all marines that got killed when they boarded the ship/station?
running 16 gigs of ram. a 1080 and 4790k. i have thirty frames on the defense point on low setting even.
My Force Sword completely disappeared from my inventory, gotta find out what happened to it wanna swap out that mace.
where are the other units that were sent into the ship?
So what do the Colors mean? As in the guy you play as is in blue and the guys with you are in white.
OMG at that commentary... 40k really is ripe for taking the piss out of it isn't it?
Are you saying an 80 inch television is a path to Slannesh ...? XD
can splatt be a voice for ETTS ?? holy shit he really really should see if he can lend his talents :D
somehow could you contact alfabusa about that because I very much agree
"No heresy but.."
imagine playing viscera cleanup detail 40k space hulk edition
cooingjojoblock Now that I would play.
FOR MY BROTHER
THE LION
bad you are praising the lion yet you praise sanguinius with your name HERETCI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Sutherland
THAT is Sanguinius your talking to. He is the lions brother and HE most holy son. So...cease and desist or i will have u shot. Because....
NO ONE EXPECTS THE INQUISITION
If some one in dreadnought armor 0:51 died wouldn’t the send some one to retrieve it
At points he sounds like robin Williams impersonation voice
Next thing you know... *BLÄM* HERESY You have become lazy. ^^
Is this like doom? if so im gettin it
Shoot the bell
6:48+ you said genestealers instead of generators
Is no heresey the imperium's no homo. Like no heresy, but great power is great power.
It's more like a no offense. :-D
Hey splat... Warhammer 40k or Shadowrun?
2:18 in my country, pechuga means breasts
Even n space your speed is slow.
Refunded the game. Still watch Splat play it cuz he makes a crap game really entertaining :DD
Pushing buttons without a proper 3-hours ritual is disrespectful to the Machine Spirit.
RUN AWAY
imperial tech support is the worst
:D
4th
the should of been 5 of you two of them die before you met them