I have a PhD in Texas Pride and I just want to say that Buc-ee's is our gift to the world, but I can see how the food might be a little rough for someone who's not used to it. Most native Texans build up our stomach enzymes (it's actually just a single enzyme shaped like a big star) by eating deep fried everything at the State Fair and street tacos from questionable food trucks where you can only order in Spanish. Also, the food we consume is actually heavily diluted inside our stomachs by the copious amount of sweet tea and Dr. Pepper we consume. The Tea and Dr. Pepper activate the Lone Star enzyme which attaches a microscopic pump jack to the food molecules and starts pumping the oil out of them to fuel our bodies. The only downside to this is that sometimes it can produce a chemical that triggers an involuntary reaction in our brain that leads to an uncontrolled outburst of shouting, "YEEEHAW", from time to time.
Zoltan, I have two phd’s and our average phd amount in the office is 1.5. You are our favorite comedian. And we didn’t even chat that much before I made them accidentally discover you. I was listening to your parakeet story in the White Lies special and couldn’t contain myself. The others wondered what was so funny and I showed them. Since then you’re always in our office. “That’s not how the cow eats the corn” is in our daily language. We love Emma and Mike, too! If you see a table looking like the United Nations at one of your shows, that’s us.
Blessed to have been in the audience that night. Zoltan what a hilarious set, the women’s laugh Was great. Our party had the same experience trying to find the venue we came from New Braunfels second show we’ve seen, the first show in Austin, fans for life. Y’all make us laugh hard.
Thank you for giving us laughter. your point of view is hilarious. I listen to you everyday. You put a smile on my face everyday. Wish you would come to Santa Rosa CA.
Thank you for the super fun comedy break (laughed out loud multiple times) on my break between snow plowing and Christmas baking :) You're the best! Sending this to my dad who also loves your shows!
We’ve been fans ever since your DryBar skit about Jjjjjessssicca! You are truly hilarious and I’m so happy you’ve made it! It’s hard to find family friendly truly funny comedians, we are so happy we found you!!! We regularly quote your jokes and tell all our friends to check out your material! Bravo!!! We would love to see you live sometime if you’re ever doing a show in the SF Bay Area while schools are out!
I love that he is on tour, we get new videos all the time, thank you Zoltan! I am in brazil and unemployed so no money, so i can't go to your shows, but I really appreciate the videos you post ❤
At 6 minutes and 12 seconds I literally laughed out loud. Before that I was just smiling but then at around the 12 second mark I laughed so loud 🤣 "that's like I went to college"
Man, thanks for helping get through a day at work. I love the way that you are able to relate to those, not just in the crowd, but to those watching you! I own two pairs of barefoot shoes. Not sure I hate who I am, but i like wearing them! Thanks for sharing your talents with the world! Have a great day!
My husband and I saw you in Spokane washington. We are actually from San Antonio Texas and the mall you were in used to be Central Park Mall. I have fond memories of going to the Sears store when it was open way back in the 1970s.
My fiance is a doctoral student at Texas a&m and we both love and watch your comedy. You can claim an honorary history PhD 😂 just mention ww1. Also, I go to buccees all the time when I visit him and the description was very accurate 😂😂😂
@@Ms.OliversLife just about any bbq place is better than Buccee's bbq. Don't get me wrong, Buccee's had pretty decent bbq for a gas station, but we have a lot better bbq restaurants.
Another great clip, Zoltan! I love your stuff. I sure hope you can book a few shows in the Bay Area now that you're back in California. The few times you've come through, I've always had to miss it due to my court dates.
I’m a speeder and Texas drivers put my speeding to shame 😂 I do 75 in a 60 and feel wild 🤪 then I moved to San Antonio and my ole Volvo couldn’t keep up 😂
Oh wow, I used to feel like that when they first started moving the speed up from 55 mph. Now I kind of miss it. Sometimes the drivers here are too fast and half of them probably don't even have driver's licenses (you'd be surprised).
This is Texas brother. eat your gummies, don't tell nobody. I smoke weed daily. cops come to my house, and leave with nothing. Cause i tell them i'm not gonna stop, it keeps me sane, "yea we know Lee, have a good day bye."
I love Buccees too. My sister gives me a hard time. She thinks it’s very stupid. I’m like “How serious does a gas station need to be? What’s wrong with fun?” For whatever it’s worth, if you’re ever up in the Dallas area, you must eat the tacos at Fuel City. While you’re there, get’cha a nice daiquiri or margarita. Tacos, and Brisket, and sweet beaver nuggets.
I went to Ecuador, which is the hometown of my ex-boyfriend and he was so worried I was gonna get sick, but he got sick and was in the hospital overnight. I stayed with him because I was worried, but I never got sick.
Anyone know the song Zoltan walks on stage to? I hear it with every video I have been watching and I am now singing along to it lol Fingers crossed he makes his way over here to good ol Canada cause I GOT to see his stand up live! OR maybe I can take a road trip to Grand Rapids....hmmmm.....
Just let it happen. Move to Portland/Seattle/Austin/Ithaca 😂 I tell ya, I wouldn't mind a Subaru or a Volvo. I'm right there with you. Oh, except I cant afford itl 😂
Ha! As someone who lived in Killeen and now lives in San Antonio, this was pretty great. By the way Buccees BBQ sandwiches are the best, don’t bash them!
I love the way you always put the local things into your comedy. That's such a strong asset of your style.
@@mattgiant8836 yesssss. He's so smart he's so talented
The ad lib local stuff is epic. That is proof that you are an amazing comic.
Thanks!
That’s awesome!! 😊
That is one helluva endorsement. Wait... is that Killeen, with interest? 🤣
OMG! You’re awesome
god DAYUM
Wow
I have a PhD in Texas Pride and I just want to say that Buc-ee's is our gift to the world, but I can see how the food might be a little rough for someone who's not used to it. Most native Texans build up our stomach enzymes (it's actually just a single enzyme shaped like a big star) by eating deep fried everything at the State Fair and street tacos from questionable food trucks where you can only order in Spanish. Also, the food we consume is actually heavily diluted inside our stomachs by the copious amount of sweet tea and Dr. Pepper we consume. The Tea and Dr. Pepper activate the Lone Star enzyme which attaches a microscopic pump jack to the food molecules and starts pumping the oil out of them to fuel our bodies. The only downside to this is that sometimes it can produce a chemical that triggers an involuntary reaction in our brain that leads to an uncontrolled outburst of shouting, "YEEEHAW", from time to time.
You’re funny💪👍👏
As someone with a Batchelors in Texas Pride from A&M I approve this message
Yep, I'd say that's about right
Zoltan, I have two phd’s and our average phd amount in the office is 1.5. You are our favorite comedian. And we didn’t even chat that much before I made them accidentally discover you.
I was listening to your parakeet story in the White Lies special and couldn’t contain myself. The others wondered what was so funny and I showed them. Since then you’re always in our office. “That’s not how the cow eats the corn” is in our daily language.
We love Emma and Mike, too!
If you see a table looking like the United Nations at one of your shows, that’s us.
Blessed to have been in the audience that night. Zoltan what a hilarious set, the women’s laugh Was great. Our party had the same experience trying to find the venue we came from New Braunfels second show we’ve seen, the first show in Austin, fans for life. Y’all make us laugh hard.
I really love the added local stuff!! I learn a little funny stuff about a new specific area too! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Zoltan.ive known you from the cat days....you always make me laugh....best to you and Emma😊
So many new clips lately, thank you!
Great stuff!! You’re one of the funniest comedians out there 🩷
My favorite comedian. Always makes me laugh! Love the podcast with Emma and Mike too
It was so great to see you live, for the first time. My abs hurt so bad by the time the show ended. Thanks for coming to SATX!
Zoltan just keeps getting better and better. And better.
SATX will ALWAYS be my favorite place. And Zoltan rocks it (as usual)
You know Texas. Great crowd work.
I'm not a quitter!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
9:33 missed opportunity for a gummy bear arms pun. 😂 "You have the right to bear arms I just choose gummy bear arms"
Been watching your videos and you’re hilarious!! Keep it up!!!
Thank you for coming to San Antonio. You are my very favorite comedian
TY for the upload! The only way to watch you from Brazil 😊❤
9:20 Missed opportunity to call them "gunny bears" 🐻
Right to gummy bear arms!
“Bearing arms armed with bears” perhaps?
Thank you for giving us laughter. your point of view is hilarious. I listen to you everyday. You put a smile on my face everyday. Wish you would come to Santa Rosa CA.
Yes!! I’ve been begging him to come to the North Bay! I’m in Sonoma.
Thank you for the super fun comedy break (laughed out loud multiple times) on my break between snow plowing and Christmas baking :) You're the best! Sending this to my dad who also loves your shows!
Gas station food is the best food after a hard night out... lol
well, I have a doctorate and I WANT a TH-cam plaque, so I think you're winning! lmao
Same 😂
Thank you kindly 🙏
We’ve been fans ever since your DryBar skit about Jjjjjessssicca! You are truly hilarious and I’m so happy you’ve made it! It’s hard to find family friendly truly funny comedians, we are so happy we found you!!! We regularly quote your jokes and tell all our friends to check out your material! Bravo!!! We would love to see you live sometime if you’re ever doing a show in the SF Bay Area while schools are out!
Your comedy brings me joy 😊. Thank you 🙏.❤
I love that he is on tour, we get new videos all the time, thank you Zoltan! I am in brazil and unemployed so no money, so i can't go to your shows, but I really appreciate the videos you post ❤
At 6 minutes and 12 seconds I literally laughed out loud. Before that I was just smiling but then at around the 12 second mark I laughed so loud 🤣 "that's like I went to college"
Yes, be patient, he'll get you eventually.
Man, thanks for helping get through a day at work. I love the way that you are able to relate to those, not just in the crowd, but to those watching you! I own two pairs of barefoot shoes. Not sure I hate who I am, but i like wearing them! Thanks for sharing your talents with the world! Have a great day!
Z MAN!! Happy Monday, everyone! 🥳
My husband and I saw you in Spokane washington. We are actually from San Antonio Texas and the mall you were in used to be Central Park Mall. I have fond memories of going to the Sears store when it was open way back in the 1970s.
Thank you for this man and Happy Holidays to you and yours!
That Tesla joke was awesome. Very funny
My fiance is a doctoral student at Texas a&m and we both love and watch your comedy. You can claim an honorary history PhD 😂 just mention ww1. Also, I go to buccees all the time when I visit him and the description was very accurate 😂😂😂
Just killing time while the chicken roasts 16:05
One after another, boom boom boom. Keep it goin Zoltan! We're lovin it!
Couldn't make the San Antonio show but so glad you posted some content, bud 🤙 Always a pleasure
I've been to that Buc-ee's and I thought the same thing about the singing. Funny! Thanks!
I didn’t know you were coming to San Antonio! How did I miss this!
He’s has Dallas & Ft Worth dates in January!
Bucee’s employees also get paid per hour more than most places. That’s something to sing about!
Merry Christmas, Zoltan and Emma!!! ❤
11:06 i had to sit down my bong & lighter bro omg yes!
I’m no quitter.
Loser sometimes BUT not a quitter. Lol
16:03 you're welcome❤ for the favor here's my joke you're welcome to use. I quit smoking every time I put one out😂
You are my favorite comedian! Keep touring we need you in SD or IA please!!
merry christmas to emma, your family and you! thanks for all the laughs!
My dream is to visit Buc ees one day!!! Brisket, I’m coming!
Rudy's is better.
@ What’s Rudy’s???? Where is it????
@@Ms.OliversLife just about any bbq place is better than Buccee's bbq. Don't get me wrong, Buccee's had pretty decent bbq for a gas station, but we have a lot better bbq restaurants.
@ I’m up for ANY yummy food! Feel free to share details! Thank you!!!!!!!
Can’t wait to see this guy in Dallas next month!
Another great clip, Zoltan! I love your stuff. I sure hope you can book a few shows in the Bay Area now that you're back in California. The few times you've come through, I've always had to miss it due to my court dates.
Glad to hear you're back in socal!!
Thats awesome you came down to San Antonio! Dig what you do man!
Love this guy. Please come to Daytona. Have followed you since before the dreaded Covid
I’m a speeder and Texas drivers put my speeding to shame 😂 I do 75 in a 60 and feel wild 🤪 then I moved to San Antonio and my ole Volvo couldn’t keep up 😂
Oh wow, I used to feel like that when they first started moving the speed up from 55 mph. Now I kind of miss it. Sometimes the drivers here are too fast and half of them probably don't even have driver's licenses (you'd be surprised).
@ oh wow 😮 that makes it a bit scary 🫣
We have speed limits? I thought those signs were the minimum speed allowed.
You are the best comedian out there! ❤
I did finish the video Zoltan love your comedy!
very funny and topical - drones!
It was a wonderful show and thank you for the juice sticker.
😂😂😂 thanks for always making me laugh and forget about the hard times! Merry Christmas 🎁
that bucees bbq is fantastic though. as is the from scratch potato chips.
First time i hear your comedy and you're amazing. I'm from south texas by the way. Further down than San Antonio
The Starlight! In Killeen OMG I WAS THERE
Love your comedy!
Zoltan!!! Please come to the deep South... we can take you on an alligator hunt and really show you a good time 😂
Spot on Zoltan!!
You DA MAN ZOLTAN!!! 🎉🎊
Good times! Thanks for doing what you do! 😂😂🎉
Oh cool, you're coming to my town (Fort Worth). I'm going to try and come see the show! Cheers!
I'm eating buccees while I'm watching this!
There’s nothing more American than a gas station hot dog 😂😂
SOLD OUT sir, just sayin' remember that❤
IT'S THE ZEEEEEEEEEE-MAAAN !!!!
Great set!
Love love love. Lots of people are funny. Zolty makes me laugh out loud 😹
Happy new year🎉❤🙏🇺🇸🙏🇺🇸🙏🇺🇸🙏🇺🇸🙏🇺🇸❤
this was hilarious
Does he think there’s only one Buccee’s in Texas? LOL They’re everywhere across the state and beyond now I think.
I live in N TX 5 mins from me one direction and the next one is only 9 miles away.
@@glee_again2594 yep they’re everywhere! It cracks me up how excited people get over the place. When I see ppl wearing a Buccee’s shirt I roll my eyes
Pretty soon there will be Buccee's in every state at the rate they're expanding.
@@dreamweaver1603 I think you’re right! Maybe then the novelty will wear off.
Damn I wish I knew you were coming to my city
I still can't believe people were displeased with the CEO bit. I thought it was great.
Man, come back to Killeen. We have a comedy club now. Major upgrade, and it's not near an elementary school 😂
A variation of the gummy bears is legal… also don’t tell ppl you’re from Cali in Tx 😂
I’ve been to Buc-ee’s for the first time this summer when I drove to Florida. I now wish to live in Buc-ee’s
Hope your PLANES TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILIN' this holiday😉 My all time favorite movie is HEAR NO EVIL SEE NO EVIL😁 Hope I see ya 2025
This is Texas brother. eat your gummies, don't tell nobody. I smoke weed daily. cops come to my house, and leave with nothing. Cause i tell them i'm not gonna stop, it keeps me sane, "yea we know Lee, have a good day bye."
Mandela Effect: Most remember learning it was Ellis Island. Now they entered through Liberty Island. Weird.
I love Buccees too. My sister gives me a hard time. She thinks it’s very stupid.
I’m like “How serious does a gas station need to be? What’s wrong with fun?”
For whatever it’s worth, if you’re ever up in the Dallas area, you must eat the tacos at Fuel City.
While you’re there, get’cha a nice daiquiri or margarita.
Tacos, and Brisket, and sweet beaver nuggets.
I went to Ecuador, which is the hometown of my ex-boyfriend and he was so worried I was gonna get sick, but he got sick and was in the hospital overnight. I stayed with him because I was worried, but I never got sick.
I lived in Killeen, TX, in the late 70s.
My son works at Buc-ee’s!
Your pacing has really sped up ... still funny 😉
How do you not have more likes? You're so damn good. Want to do a show nobody will get? Come to Kauai!
Anyone know the song Zoltan walks on stage to? I hear it with every video I have been watching and I am now singing along to it lol
Fingers crossed he makes his way over here to good ol Canada cause I GOT to see his stand up live!
OR maybe I can take a road trip to Grand Rapids....hmmmm.....
We don't have boars in Texas, we have hogs. Great content!
Of course it wasn't your plan silly, that's your wife's plan duh! 🤣
Just let it happen. Move to Portland/Seattle/Austin/Ithaca
😂
I tell ya, I wouldn't mind a Subaru or a Volvo. I'm right there with you. Oh, except I cant afford itl 😂
I cant believe you were in san antonio and i didnt know ☠️ im so sad rn but happy i get to see this recordong 😅
Gummies are not illegal in Texas. I get gummies from various stores all the time! It’s only certain chemicals and doses that are illegal
Ha! As someone who lived in Killeen and now lives in San Antonio, this was pretty great. By the way Buccees BBQ sandwiches are the best, don’t bash them!
Swing by Nashville when ya can