How Many Crimes can we Commit in Stardew Valley
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- I'm tired of being a goody-two shoes. I just want to go feral. Follow me as I commit as many crimes as I can think of in Stardew Valley! Just a small reminder that all crimes and sentences are from my glancing knowledge of a few days of googling, and I tried to use the most common mild sentence as a reference.
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0:00 - Intro
0:14 - Crimes
4:20 - Creative Crimes
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weather modification has been banned by the UN and is illegal without permission in the US so rain totems are a pretty serious crime
Holy moly that’s such a specific crime I would’ve never even considered it
Who tf modified the weather? Who got arrested for this? God?
@@TheCurry_ Due to it being done by the *UN* I presume it's to just prevent the existance of climate modifying projects that'd have unknown consequences to a lot of things.
You can pour salt into a cloud to make it rain
Many many years ago there was a project by General Electric and the US Army that attempted to break up hurricanes by seeding them with dry ice. One storm they did this to, however, actually got stronger and veered in an unexpected direction, causing a lot of damage. Scientists don't think the dry ice had anything to do with it, it's unclear if dry ice even affects storms at all, but needless to say people were very angry and weather modification was eventually banned without government permission.
kent constantly sending the farmer bombs in the mail is one of my favorite stardew crimes
?
although I think they are weapons and not like attempted murder
@@mr.cauliflower3536 no dont worry it's just the visual in stardew of getting a bomb in the mail is funny because of irl crime. but yea it's definitely meant in game as a genuine nice gift from kent to help you with the mines.
maybe a slightly self aware joke like when linus shows you how to make that bait recipe in his tent. nothing actually nefarious going on but making a lil adult joke
there is a pipe bomb in your mailbox
Kent is actually the Unabomber
Lewis gives you hush money when you place his purple shorts on display during the fall festival or place his golden statue in town. Could count as blackmail or accepting a bribe.
lmao 😂 poor mayor
You are not an official so it is not a crime to take the money and you are not demanding the money for silence, he is the one giving it to you unprompted.
@@TheGruspastej
I think putting the shorts on display is pretty forceful
@@Graknorke putting underwear in a box isn't illegal
@@TheGruspastej which would count as bribing
I'm surprised you didn't consider releasing the child as child abandonment as well
We don't talk about prismatic sharding in Stardew Valley
Im sure it would also fall under how a parent can be arrested for not reporting a missing child.
@Joseph Jackson which actually wasn't a thing until Casey Anthony surprisingly
@@josephjackson4312 but heres the issue with that even if it were a crime it seems to completely wash away all records and memory of everyone except the one who use the shrine how can u say its a crime if the entire world has no record and memory of said child except for 1 person?(the one who used the shrine)
@@josephjackson4312 They're not missing, they're at the witch's hut
If Pam isn't at the dessert bus when you go back you drive the bus yourself and if you drink a beer before that's driving under the influence (not sure if you can but just something I thought of)
The kiosk says "please wait until a bus driver is present" or something like that.
@@SimuLord Not if you are returning from the desert!
@@Flibbles The assumption is that there's a driver in the bus, but I can see your point of view on that.
@@SimuLord While your driving back from the desert it shows you in the drivers seat if Pam is gone
It’s also just a crime to drive a bus without the proper type of license !
the pufferfish may have been a better choice used for the soup poisoning
Yeah I was thinking that would count for attempted mass murder as pufferfish are much more deadly
Mmm, fan-fugu-tastic!
Or iridium quality red mushroom, it takes away more energy.
@@black_ivy2509 this is my go to plan for getting rid of Pierre- pufferfish sashimi
Well, the player doesn't die if he eats the fish so the species of pufferfish in the game is apparently not as poisonous as the real life one
The most offensive thing about the mushroom bit is you calling mycologists "botanists" 😂
The exploit with Artisan Goods and level 10 farming where you sell it to Pierre then reset your skill and buy it back cheaper that would be money laundering
No, that's not how money laundering works. That's just another for of investment
@@mado-wh4jv oh my bad thanks for the insight
Although, naming yourself or an animal after a Treasure Chest would be money laundering since you are creating the coins inside the chest too.
@@hisen3.146 That'd be counterfeiting (creating fake currency or products that you sell for currency). Money laundering is the act of obscuring the means that illegal money was obtained (so you make money from a drug deal but say the money came from your car wash business or something)
@@hisen3.146 I think that'd be counterfeiting.
now we wait for legal eagle to react to this, checking for accuracy
Was thinking the same thing. This is right up his (Stardew V)alley! :D
Please, I would LOVE that
@@callmeobsequious I would love to see his reaction to this video as well!
Going into the witches house to take back the wizards ink would be vigilante justice which is a crime
Aiding and abetting would count in this instance too wouldn't it?
That also applies to Marnie's shorts then, unless you ask Marnie before taking them back to Lewis.
You can also add child endangerment under the explosive slingshot
Also when you trap someone in thier houses that could count as attempted kidnapping
And when you destroy the weeds around haleys house that would count as destruction of private property
No, that's false imprisonment. Kidnapping involves abduction, they're not being abducted.
@@EvanBear ah ok
@@rupert_1491 I saw notifications for this post again and realized we can make it both. Lock them in their house for false imprisonment, try to prevent them from going into their house for attempted kidnapping!
You can also enslave Junimos to do your bidding
@@surrealhumor1235 they do that as a favour and job so that wouldn't count
Animal cruelty can also be counted if you don’t feed your animals on purpose and maybe if you leave them out to die from the wolfs.
he did that alr, just with the cat
every time you buy something from the travelling merchant you are participating in smuggling, so that's another one
The trader says that she smuggled the goods out of the Gotoro Empire (which would make it a crime from their point of view since they clearly have export restrictions in place to their enemy), but it's not established whether the goods cleared customs into the Ferngill Republic (or the Republic looked the other way since the smuggling harmed Gotoro.)
Loitering could probably be another one, maybe fishing on private property, too. 😂
Regardless, this list was super fun.
I thought about loitering, but it's only enforced at the will of the business owner, and I couldn't think of a situation where they actively don't want you in their shop. Thank you!
@@salmence100 this comment shows just how much thought you put into this
@@salmence100If you divorce Abigail, maybe Pierre wouldn’t be too keen on you hanging around?
Salmence's FBI angent after hearing "tell me what more crimes I should commit" in the microphone
@@mwmxktty that really threw me for a loop for a second, Abigail is my first name. 🤣
okay so fun thing about the mushroom one! because it's going into a soup, it'd be filtered and boiled down. so the fly agaric would be either much, much less poisonous or it'd lose its poisonous properties entirely and instead become hallucinogenic (it's a very interesting mushroom). which could alter the crime/sentence. it's at a minimum a class F felony, which carries up to 12½ years prison time and/or up to $25,000 in fines. could be argued as a class C, which makes the sentence up to 40 years and/or $100,000 in fines. depends on aggravating/mitigating factors, but thats what's generally agreed upon
we got a mushroom lawyer over here
@@esotericpince No, we got a fun guy over here....
@@Cat-rr3ey are you single
i love it here. thank you for the analysis!
you've put fly agaric in a potluck before, haven't you
Unsure the exact crime (likely improper disposal of nuclear material/ a grevious clean water act violation) but you could throw radioactive bars into the river, as they are explicitly stated to cause dangerous health effects to people exposed to them, and I suspect that would affect the town's water supply
Improper handling of Hazardous Waste - Radioactive Materials.
Oh, sure, the government can do it, but when I do, I get 'charged' with 'crimes'.
Finally I can put my JD to good use! Risk of injury to a minor, abandonment (of the dove-children), unlawful restraint, breach of peace could be added (also I appreciated the California v. Greenwood aside)
Don’t even get me started on the all of the violations incurred when you start making and selling alcohol on your farm…
The child shrine one could probably count as child abandonment or something
There was a bit of dirt on the L and I sat there for like half a minute wondering why you were sensoring child
If you were to put in a pufferfish in the luau, would that be attempted mass murder?
im pretty sure yeah. boiling a mushroom like that would make it not deadly but the poison in a pufferfish isnt affected by heat
It's so funny that carrying alcohol and drinking in public is a crime in some places
"They learn everyone's schedule" - Not me, I run around like a headless chicken until I find the person I'm looking for. Remembering specific times for all the villagers? In my chill farming game? Never.
Me too lol
Handling a fish in suspiciously.
Specifically a salmon
You two better not be playing fish jenga in here.
FREEZE, POLICE! IS THAT FUCKING FISH JENGA?
@@raloo. I’m glad to see fellow Sam O’Nella fans
Wow, Sam fans here! 😎👋🏻
You forgot to add extra sentencing for bombing the kid (assault of a minor)
There’s a separate assault charge for children?
@@corallinelayla3181 most places, yeah
isn’t that just murder then 😭
@blackbear7624 The bombs don't actually kill or damage the NPCs so no murder. The real life equivalent would be tossing firecrackers at someone, although idk what crime that would be
@@exantiuse497 Still assault. Making someone believe they are in imminent danger of being hurt is legally no different from hurting them.
The bomb in town can be many crimes, as in many places it is Illegal to have one in general, given how deadly a bomb is that could be consider attempted murder of a minor, Domestic Terrorism and probably more
Lawyer: I studied for years to get in this position, what did you do?
Salmence: Just did some stardew videos
Enslaving and imprisoning junimos 😂
The wizard wonders why the junimos refuse to speak to him...as he's magically holding one in stasis clearly against its will...Magnus is not a good dude.
To be fair someone asked CA and he said the Junimos like helping and are doing it because they want to
@@kaydwessie296 i think they're a stand in for house elves. Not slaves due to the fact that if you disrespect them, they will leave you.
@@SimuLord dude reads like the magical equivalent of a mad scientist who's annoyed at ethics getting in the way of science.
maybe some sort of vandalization? like how you can fill people's houses with grass
or pave over pelican town with your own road
i'm not sure what the crime would exactly be but surely you dont have a permit for that
definitely vandalism
Jaywalking could probably be one, since there is the road to the desert
Also, it's apparently possible to patent a breed of plant, and if someone were to replant a plant that someone else has patented, that'd be illegal, meaning if you go out and buy a packet of seeds (IRL or in Stardew Valley) it'd be illegal to extract seeds from it and replant it
although we don't have knowledge of those plants being patented so we can assume it's not a crime
Wait, so why would you buy seeds if you can't plant them?
@@M4x_P0w3r You can still plant them, you just legally can't re-use the seeds of what you harvested
@@oboll6064 I thought the only thing that was illegal was to asexually reproduce them, like grafting? Seeds do not fall under that category.
@@mr.cauliflower3536 Jojamart is exactly the kind of company I would expect to be patenting seeds.
a much more serious crime that wasnt covered is uh, if you specifically hit your spouse with the slingsot,
Shoutout to any Mycologists who had to deal with their field of study being referred to as botany
A fungus is really just a spicy plant
Dangerously Funny in a nutshell
This was not the video I anticipated today (I was on my way to watch your Stardew playthrough again) but you know what? I am absolutely down for crimes*.
*in Stardew Valley
Or in Minecraft......
@@gsgaming6976 Minecraft, more like Crimenaft
Litter a lot. IE illegal dumping
Fishing without a permit
Tax evasion (anyone who plays for a year and makes money)
I dunno if you can lose hearts with a pet for hitting them with a slingshot. I did hit the spouse repeatedly and I didn't think hearts were lost. Then I kept going for a while and saw that hearts were just decreasing very slowly. The same might be true with the pets and children.
Spouses lose hearts when hitting with the slingshot, but pets don't.
Pet hearts are inconsequential though. They won't ever run away so you can entirely ignore/bully them and they'll love you nonetheless. Kinda sad tbh.
@@Jenna_Talia It would be great if having a happy pet gave you a slight energy or health boost, perhaps.
@@japanpanda2179 and if an unhappy pet would ransack your crops, break fences and scare livestock. I'd like there to be a punishment/reward for pet health.
@@Jenna_Talia Yuppp that would be good too. I mean all you have to do is give them water! They hunt their own food, it's so little to ask for to fill their water bowl once a day!
This was great. Are any marriage candidates considered "minors"? That could add a whole bunch of crime potential.
Another one I considered, but all ages are kept vague. The most you get is that Elliot, Shane, and Harvey are older than everyone else.
you can marry any of them in spring of year 1 so id assume they're all at least 18
(also i would imagine the developer did not want to include child marriage in the wholesome escapist farm game)
Obviously not
@@erenellis8383 What are you even talking about
No. That would open a whole different kind of worms and would probably make SV illegal in some countries.
Ages are kept vague in SV but we know they are in appropriate marry age
Also isn't stealing a crime you could do in stardew Valley with the mayors shorts?
doesn't he ask you to?
I don't think it would count as Mayor Lewis asks you to find them, however putting them in the soup/making them into wearable clothes could count as vandalism
I actually cried when I couldn’t find your channel 😭. Glad to have you back ❤️
I swear TH-cam knows what else is going on with my computer, because I put a combined 30 hours (putting the game over 500 overall) into a new Stardew playthrough over the past couple of weekends (and will probably finish Year 2 over this upcoming long weekend!)...and YT recommended a bunch of your videos to me.
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not the fault of the player but there was that brief time when sdv violated the geneva convention bc the clinic had a red cross on it lol
some more crimes:
- illegal deforestation of cindersap forest
- blackmailing a govt official by leaving the golden statue in town or putting the shorts in the grange display
- tax evasion since lewis never seems to collect taxes from us ♡
Hi Salmence! As a new player, your guides have been super helpful. Could you possibly do a guide on creating each recipe? So, what total ingredients we need to set up in which season? Kinda like a follow up to your year 1 perfection guide maybe? Thanks!
veteran player here but i'd also appreciate this!! cooking is always my last thing to complete before perfection :
Do you mean cooking recipes? There's a list for the ingredients somewhere in the Internet. I think in the stardew Wiki or at wickedys notes.
I agree if you mean crafting recipes. I think I never got every recipe for every item and what items in which quantities are needed :)
@@demoige7948 I know. I’m asking for him to do a guide
There is a setting in the game itself called 'show advanced crafting information' or something like that. You can toggle it at any time. It shows you on the crafting menu how many of each item you've crafted.
To go with the alcohol, depending on your character's age, possible underage drinking🙂
Ooh didn't think of that but yes your character could definitely be 18-20
your own character is very likely old enough to drink legally lol
Since Gus sells you beer at the saloon it's safe to assume your character is of legal drinking age.
Also Stardew Valley isn't located in the US (it's in a fictional coumtry named Ferngil Republic), and that country may have different age limit for drinking alcohol (many real world countries allow 18-year-olds to buy alcohol), and your character is very clearly an adult
@@LumaEclipse our character is done after working on joja which people generally get tired of a job/leave a job after 25-27 so I think we are older than that. after first 2 years people can't really leave any job lmao
@@exantiuse497 Do we know if the country is based on anywhere? I somehow got it into my head that SDV was set in England but that's clearly not true, they use American English.
Now I have Furret Walk stuck in my head, thanks.
Mission accomplished
This is great I agree with everything you said! I'm going to do this in real life!
Thanks for the Kickstarter recommendation. Looks like fun, so I backed it.
Legal or illegal depends on the country, but taking pictures of other people without permission and fishing in particular property are considered crimes on some countries.
And receiving stolen item (the magnifier from the shadow person on winter)
4:05 based on the pilot episode of Leverage it's totally theft, and obviously that show is the epitome of law
Also Haley is doing great despite what you done to her, I didn't realize she's so chill afterward
I still can't believe you can erase memories and transform humans into random animals in this game, it's so messed
The channel is back! Hooray!
This video made me subscribe. It came into my garage while I was making music and forced me to because it was so good
I realized do we ever pay taxes even once in the game?
That HAS to be a mod. If this existed in the game I would hate it 😔
I’m pretty sure they explain why at some point but I don’t remember
There's an unused letter in the game's code where Lewis tells you there will be a tax of 3% on your shipped items (and another one where he says there won't be a tax). Apparently at some point there was going to be a quest or event which might result in a tax being implemented
My head canon is that either you are exempted from paying tax for whatever reason, or that you do pay tax and it's just automatically factored into the prices of goods you sell
thanks, i love crime so this was a fantastic watch
This guys deserves more subs he has a lot but he deserves a lot more! His content is top notch and I have never seen anyone put this much effort into a video! You just gained another subscriber! I loved your 300 day movie in stardew! It was so entertaining and made my day! Keep up the work I will get my 18 subscribers to sub to you!😊
Happy to have you back Sal!
I’m happy to be back!
Funnily enough, (This may or may not be true since I saw it on a TH-cam video) but in one of the Harvest Moon games, a series that Stardew is inspired by, you can actually get the credits to roll by putting a high quality white-cap mushroom, which must be VERY poisonous, into the equivalent of the Luau potluck. This pretty much means you do actually get everyone to kick the bucket since the credits rolling suggests that the player died from the soup.
actually so true?? now i wanna take this theme for a project for my law class :'D (hope you don't mind, my country has as twice as many laws sadge)
was also thinking abt illegal weapons storage? count that! +casino at the desert aaaaand piere's secret stash cutscene LMAOOO
Paused the video before watching to say I outright love this concept.
Spoiler alert he fucking delivered
this video concept is so good fishing! some others:fishing without a license, selling food and alcohol from an unlicensed establishment, and in some states its illegal to ride a horse while intoxicated
the fbi watching his search history searching all of these crimes and their consequences: 🤨
LITERALLY I was thinking of that the whole time
Love your videos!!!!
I was very caught off guard by the Lew role-playing, but the little gray moustache sent me over the edge
Wouldn’t some of the slingshot ammunition count as homemade weapons (which is a war crime) but I guess you could argue that the player isn’t at war with the monsters in the mines, skull cavern, volcano, etc.
The one with killing the bats would of been fine as they were endangering his life
yeah seems bout right
I swear I could watch you make stardew content all day. If you think it'd be fun for you, you should do a modded playthrough. Or maybe some challenge runs.
Put a pufferfish or box fish into the podluck, that is deadly enough
woohoo, your channel is back 🎉🎉
I audibly guffawed at you dressed up like Mayor Lewis, stalking him.
Probably mining in other mines is a crime.
Yes, mining without a permit is illegal
The stealing it back falls under double jeopardy.
This was novel and very entertaining. Rare for both to cross my recommended page
Wait... Where in the world is against the law to drink in public? o-o
Oh no
A number of US states have laws against public intoxication. There are other countries as well, especially those that have conservative views on alcohol consumption.
I guess as a disclaimer, these are mostly based on American laws lol
@@salmence100 america is a weird place.
This video was really fun and all the comments are also very entertaining.
If you slingshot Evelyn or George that could be some classic elder abuse
In several US jurisdictions at least, that breaking and entering can also get a burglary charge, since you're entering with intent to commit a crime (the theft)
As Stardew Valley is in the Ferngill Republic, the laws are probably different than in the US, although some of the things you mentioned are probably illegal (at least the violent one).
There are a many not so clear things, for example are you allowed to fish without a fishing license? Are you allowed to forage all the things you can? what about taking some treasure chess? or digging for artifacts? mining? Are you allowed to start a farming business like that? specially as there are many different aspects, do you have all required licenses? moreover do some of the constructions also require permits? Are you licensed to repair some random bridges? Is the casino legal? Would the wizard potion be considered drug? What about encouraging some weird creatures to repair a bus? or a public building?
To go back to rather clearly illegal stuff:
I think that turning your child into dove would be considered murder, however it is hard to know as we do not have real-life examples...
A few things likely illegal:
1) When you talk to some divorcee, they ask you to leave, for example Shane say "leave me alone", continuing talking to him is harassement.
2 ) Using or even owning the key to the town.
3) Owning/handling/giving radioactive material.
4) Selling stuff you have kept in a chess for 10 years and is probably rotten.
5) Not contacting the authority when you see an abandoned kid (Leo).
6) Cutting all the trees in the forest (or any massive exploitation of ressources outside your farm).
7) Making a massive installation outside your property (solar farm in the desert or wine cellar in the quarry, crab pots).
8) Changing a trailer into a big house without asking before.
Although you are not the only one doing illegal stuff, for example Robin move you asleep to a new bed during the night, that is probably illegal. Moreover it does not seems that she take safety seriously by working 72 hours without rest, specially when someone is sleeping in the house.
Leaving your kids on the farm when the other parent is gone as well as not watering/feeding your pet could be neglect and child endangerment
I doubt any bat in those mines are endangered, they are quite populous! A fun video
3:05 you should also apologize to mycologists, for giving their job to botanists 😂
3:30 tampering with food and drink as well
Throwing mayor Lewis shorts into the soup or putting it up for display is probably illegal
In most jurisdictions riding a horse while intoxicated is a DUI, probably the same for using the mine carts. Also depending on the jurisdiction some of the are illegal to carry in public.
Animal neglect, child neglect, child abandonment, assault of a political figure, fishing without a licence, cutting down trees is often illegal in certain cases (such as near roads and on government or others land), Also I’m sceptical if the wizard has a permit to be building stuff on your farm.
What about deforestation especially because the woods is technically Marnie's property so maby destruction of property is also applicable
Fun fact bout Fly Agaric: boiling it actually makes it safe to eat.
Granted, you have to boil it *twice* to make it safe, but...
You forgot the crime of supporting JojoMart and Morris
Fishing without an license, tax evasion (you don't pay them once yet Mayor Lewis collects it from other residents), The cut scene where you can chose to say you wont ell anyone or you will tell everyone about Mayor Lewis and Marnie (don't know what crime this can be interpreted to), Threats (Elliot heart cut scene where you can chose to drink to his doom), destroying public property (cutting down trees in cindersnap forest), those are all ones I just thought of on the top of my head
Well, its possible that Lewis is taking it out when he gives us the money, I mean we never at once get a letter in the mail about how we need to pay taxes, so its also possible that Lewis is taking money from us screetly to fund his staute(s)
Where do you get the arrangement music tracks you play in the background?
LMAOOOO THE MUSHROOM I PUT IT IN THE LUAO IN MY FIRST PLAYTHRU
When playing mutiplayer after i got the sling shot i had a habit of just randomly shooting in random directions.
thank you for this handy guide, i will be committing so many crimes
Some trash collectors actually look through (usually just stuff in boxes or otherwise exposed) the trash before throwing it in the truck. Some consider it a perk of the job.
Entertaining video!
I only know that mushroom 🍄 as amanita muscaria, and I only ever remember the amanita part and have to google for the rest, it's kinda weird hearing it by another name.
if public intoxication was a crime, 80% of Balkans would be in prisons
Sober Slavs scare me more than Drunk Slavs do :)
As a Brazilian, I think like 70% of the country would be arrested if that was a crime here
having the junimos working at your farm is basically slavery
Me being European, amazed that having an open container with alcohol is illegal in the USA xD
Carrying a weapon without the proper permits
Planting a bomb in town could be a pretty easy case for terrorism, especially if your character doesn't pass the patented Family Guy, Peter color swatch test
at many places is forbiden fishing without permition, I never seen you getting single permition to fish anywhere, not sure how it is with mining but I think people cant just dig with pickaxe at random places, quarry, mines, skull cavern nor vulcano are properties you ever bought or acquired some permition from owner to work at (or at least I dont remember so)
and you also just take over ginger island properties too, assuming that technically they belong to some institution
considering shadow people are apparently sapient beings (had war with dwarves and Krobus can be talked to casually), even if not humans, killing them in mine, I would guess, is still murder, even if this may count as self defense
you can also block single and only road to town by ton of machines and furniture (even if it can be still used by bus somehow, I guess that counts)
When you get rid of the children in your marriage that could be considered infanticide.
Lol, new run invented: As many crimes as possible run
What about Drug abuse? Sipping the Soup of "Nature" from the Magician
The explosive slingshot ammo and bombs would also constitute possession and use of unregistered destructive devices without proper permits. Not sure what penalties would be for that, but the ATF would have a field day.