a crackhead's guide to bts (2022 version)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ม.ค. 2022
- hoping for only the best things for bts this 2022 (i'm talking to you grammys)
anyways, i hope you enjoyed the video! this took me forever to edit lol
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SONGS USED IN THE VIDEO:
- attack on bangtan by bts
- daechwita by agust d
- hang sang x get into it (yuh): • if j-hope got a featur...
- corpus christi by prettymuch
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FAQS:
- which run bts episode is used for the intro?
- episode 29
- what video editor do you use?
- wondershare filmora
- what song is used for the outro?
- still with you by jungkook (jazz mix): • BTS (Jungkook) - Still...
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BTS FUNNY
BTS CHAOTIC
BTS TRY NOT TO LAUGH
BTS COMPILATION 2022
GUIDE TO BTS
AN (UN)HELPFUL GUIDE TO BTS
BTS CRACK
BTS FUNNY MOMENTS
BTS 2022
BTS MOMENTS
HELPFUL GUIDE TO BTS
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For anyone asking,
Hobi's dance at 6:56 was from the 2019 MMAs as well as Jimin's at 8:26. Link to the performance is hereee: th-cam.com/video/k-0v1fNVdas/w-d-xo.html
Also, the songs I used in the vid are written in the description. :)
Love the video and was a lot of fun! 5:55 I just wanted to say that yoongi doesn’t do “mumble rap,” lol his fast fluid flows have solid and impressive syllables.. that he hits perfectly. Mumble rap is typically how you describe raps that are strung together to where it’s almost impossible to tell what they’re actually saying in their raps, can be ones who “rap” by just mumbling sounds that can be misheard as actual words… and a big part of mumble rap is that they don’t really think lyrics matter for the raps… that it’s sonically pleasing to the ears. I think we all know that yoongis lyricism is one of the most important parts of his music … and his message.. he’s an extremely fast rapper .. which he calls his tongue technology.. but yeh just in case there was confusion of ppl who don’t know a ton about bts that’s all :) if it was just a joke then I apologize and not trying to be rude.. just some info …. Either way… I enjoyed it a lot!! 💜
@@blarmy827 omg hiii and thank you so much for the clarification! i honestly didn't look too much into the details about the rap thinking it was all the same but glad to have been educated about their difference. thank you for taking the time to correct me and for watching the vid! 🤗
What was the song you used at the end?! I LOVED THE VIDEO! It was truly amazing and entertaining 💜
@@janetg.5831 thank you and i'm glad you enjoyed! the song is called corpus christi by prettymuch :)
5:55 Was going to comment that it's not mumble rap at all. But I see someone else already pointed that out
can we take a minute to appreciate jungkook's body
that damn waist like he is literally body goals
The chest WTF!
yes.
For both men and women
Yes it's almost scary.
This is
6:28 Idk why ppl think he's cold, I see him as a quiet calm person most of the time, but when he goes crazy like the other members he goes all out and he's adorable!!!!
i havent finsihed watching the video and i guess ur talking about suga??
He used to have a reputation for being cold in the past bc people didn't know much about him, but thankfully we've moved past that and all know he's a softie at heart
Me at first ;-;
He's so adorable I love him
I adore his personality, I would love to hang out with him, he's funny, kind, calming, sarcastic with great delivery, very intelligent and self sufficient, great cook, takes care of others, loves dogs and cats, musical genius, plays guitar and piano, sexy dancer, beautiful face, especially his skin and lovely eyes, I mean I could go on all day. But cold, never, like you said, he's just quiet doesn't feel like he has to blab all the time.
This is a great guide to BTS your long hours of editing was worth it
MONIIII 🥺 thank you for your kind words as always!
@@ASAPKookie your welcome bestie 💜
@@ASAPKookie can you tell from where did you got that fake love clip in jhope guide?
it's from their performance at the 2019 MMAs! he dances at 6:34 th-cam.com/video/97I3B6FRR0g/w-d-xo.html
@@ASAPKookie awwie thanks 💜💜
BTS videos will never be boring
The word *boring* doesn't exist in bangtan world
PERIODT😎
My thoughts exactly
Bish I'm a tori too lol
I hope this guide goes viral, and even cause more ppl to become army !
Yeah right
"I recently started a book 'I am home but I still want to go home'"
This is the most relateable thing I've heard in my life 😂💜
I'm seriously so glad to be Army, they make me laugh so much 😂💜
And such a well edited video, I'm subscribing 💜
The "I am home but I still want to go home" etc. is one of my favorite funny content from V I am so glad they put that clip in the video. "But I've only read the cover so far". V has perfect deadpan comic timing. And his beautiful voice is perfect.
@@commonsense2680 haha yeah.
Relatable for sure 😂
No one can rock an undercut like JK. Now that I'm thinking about it he is the coolest and best looking thing on this planet.
I will never stop laughing anytime I see Joon get sad when his birthday candles go out on his cake
Honestly I dont think any of them will ever act their age but that's ok cause we will love them anyway
Joonie actually has great facial expressions. He was amazing as a teen BTS fangirl in "House of Army". Too funny.
@@commonsense2680 yeah he was great in that
I’m in tears from the clip of jk in the beginning 😭😭 poor baby ascended into the atmosphere he was so embarrassed LMAOO
I was excited for Jimin’s part. It wasn’t even a minute 🥲 I was expecting his love for falling off chairs, being a master in drinking🍺 👀 His insane physical abilities, his sassyness, and his caring and protective personality…
maybe for a part 2?
me too. rip. Rest of the vid was cool tho
true :(
I was also disappointed when I saw how short jimins intro is. All of the other members were really good. Jimin has a lot of talents, including his martial arts training. Jungkooks boxing is highlighted, why not Jimins?
Same, not a good edit for Jimin who is worthy of more than 50 seconds. Why is it so hard to find OT7 fans these days?
All Army's know Sugas true character, he's the loveliest guy with a big heart
"Set everything on fire. Bow wow wow." Is goning on my fricking tombstone
Can we just take a minute to appreciate Jungkook's body at the last part like DAMN I dont love him for his body but FVCK he making me fall in love with him all over again💜💜💜
he's got kooktiddies now.
'Master of everything' 'Baby star candy' 'The coolest person to ever exist on this earth ever'
Yeah, it's only a tiny bit obvious that JK is your bias
no fr I was like uh-
Well JK is not my bias BUT I agree with all those descriptions of him!
frr😭 you can also tell he’s their bias cuz of their user but like i cant say anything cuz yk…
v is my bias but i think jk is all those things she said lol
@@Lou-oj5cz no one is saying he isn’t but everything that was said ab him is also the other members too not including the “master of everything”. No Hate tho bc i’d explain my bias in the same exact way.
The intro to this video is fire 🔥😍
Jk face when he said he has fallen for namjoon is priceless
When did this happen
I love these fan created guides because I get to learn about this group from the eyes of people who have been following them for a long time and are sharing the clips they feel best describe their faves. I get to know the basics about them from a fans perspective and it makes me like them way more than if a news outlet did a guide. TYSM! I'm only at the namjoon part but I'm sure I'll like the rest too
when you’re already a bts stan but still wanna watch 😭
THIS IS THE BEST BTS GUIDE THAT I HV SEEN
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS
TO ALL THE NEW ARMIES WE WELCOME YOU TO OUR CRACKHEAD FANDOM
One more thing , they're merciless visual killers 😭🔥
And kings of personality , simply
Perfection = them .
#army4rvr
this is a great guide, and its so updated and im so glad it doesn't feed into old stereotypes of the boys. also, you are using recent clips, which is super cool
me: been with bts since 2017 and does not need a guide of any sort
also me: *clicks video*
It's too short for jimin my baby mochii 😓
I noticed too. But didn't wanna say anything because you know they will attack
@@LaMaria1025 u should always speak up for him no matter if they like it or not
loveee the video the only criticism i have is that people didnt see taehyungs personality compared to the other members but great work!!
I miss watching these kind of BTS vids, I still remember the first ever BTS crack video I watched 🧘♀️💕
Petition to make this the official guide for anyone new joining the fandom or just in general the official trailer for BTS 💜
Fucc bts
The video was great, I just wished you could have presented how talented Jin, RM, and Tae are, since you did it to the rest of the members.
im a 5 years old ARMY bur still i wanted to watch this idk why?/💜💜💜💜💜💜
It makes me soooo happy seeing a PRETTYMUCH song in this video 😝
They are very underrated
Fun video introducing our fav 7 young men. lol Thanks for the laughs and smiles. I wish them the best in 2022. Off to a bumpy start with those Grammy's postponed, but Chakho 7 Fates is nearly here. Woo Hoo!
This is one of the most accurate videos ever lolol, I love them so much 💜
Loved this video. Great edit for each member and funny. Had me hooked throughout.
Not me already being an army,but still came to check it out
So much fun! Thanks! Can't wait to see what 2022 is going to bring for our boys!
tysm I became an army because of your guide BTS are awesome!!!!! surely gonna stan them
It was all jokes til that ending. *sweats in Kookie bias*
This is amazing! I will save to watch over and over! Thank you! 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
seeing these guides makes me fall in love with them all over again
I’m convinced that Jimin’s hugs can comfort anyone
You missed putting jimin divorcing chairs 😂😂
Thank you for this! This is the guide I'll show my friends/family going forward. It's awesome
The way I just screamed when I heard Prettymuch in a BTS video 😂
Saw this video is in my recommendations and clicked sooo quickly...
It's so well made thank you 😊
This was such an awesome guide to bts from the description to all the moments it's amazing🤣💜💜
💜💜💜 *came here to celebrate my*
*2 year anniversary of being an army*
I weirdly wish I was getting into BTS again it was so fun
This was spectacular!!! 🙏 Thank you!! 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
Thanks. That was fun to watch and a great overview.
Oh my..... I loved this guide. This is soooooooo funny. And it is a true guide to their personalities. Thankyou
Even though I’ve not been an ARMY for very long (2022) I already feel like they have helped me so much in such a short space of time and even though I’m still in my “baby army phase”, I feel like I’ve known them forever and I wished I would have found them sooner because I’ve known of them since 2017 😢 but it’s better to find them later than never
this video is the epitome of perfection it needs to go viral
im sending this video to everyone i know, its PERFECT
This really helped me calm down before reading my exam results😊
I'm still new to BTS, this guide was very helpful xD
"Hobi innocent soul" not when converse high and baepsae exists
perfect, and hilariously accurate
Can't believe that they're the cutest, funniest and they're the hottest
Great updated video of the best of the guys!
The song is so good for the edit 💜💜really good job👍👍👍👏👏👏👏 love it
A crackhead doesn't need a guide to bts all they need to know is there are 7 crackheads
1. Rm aka god of destruction
2.Jin wwf world wide funny
3.Savage kitten expert in being Savage and dreams of being a rock in his next life
4.Sunshine ImPoRtAnT BuIsNeSsue
5.Park lachibolala Has no jams and really like tony montana
6. V nuga naruel magado nae sainga mota do leggoo leggo legoo oo (favourite line oh nannana)
7. Mr Banana milk (loves banana milk more than his own life) and is the golden maknae
And thats all you need to know about those 7 crackheads
🤣🤣🤣💜💜
@@parksuahn1165 tysm💜💜
👍✌👌
when will y’all let these tired ass stereotypes go ?? move on i beg
Perfect ✨
THIS IS GOLD LMAO FOLLOWINGGG
Thank you for this guide! I loved it! It brought a smile to my face and a laugh to my gloomy morning! Thank u💜
8:42 THE TASTEEEE 💖💖💖💖
We army love them so much after even knowing almost everything about them but still watching it loved your editing and video awesome work yaar i just keep searching the guides even I am army since 4 years just love watching intros of them 😂👍
i love this guide sm omg 😭 my BOYS
this is amazing
5:29 i got a heart attack bc of yoongi so fucking cute
I loved it❤️❤️
This is delightful! 😁
loved it; only small thing is JM got less than a minute in the video and I know it sounds crazy, it just kind of stuck out compared to the others (saying this as someone that's watched you're other videos and enjoyed)
hi, i know and i'm so sorry! i realized that a little too late too when i just finished editing the entire thing and reviewed the vid before uploading it. ☹️ i wanted to include more clips of him but my body was just too burnt out from editing so i thought i'd just upload the vid nonetheless. i love jimin equally as i do with the others and i really did plan to give him more time ☹️
@@ASAPKookie im sure waiting an extra day, include some more clips and then uploading wouldn't have hurt anyone - his part was almost blink and you miss it compared to all the others.
edit: and of course you're a taekooker, this makes so much sense
@@Iish_ lmao 💀💀
@@Iish_ finally someone who really knows what's up 😥
@Babybear lmao jimin gets the most crap from people who claim to be ot7 so it's understandable why they're saying it ... I'm not saying this about the creator but a general view..
AYY THANK U SM
woah so cool i love it!
Love this video !!!!
I’ve been army for 2 and a half years but the guides never get old
8:42 this song is one of my favorites, also jimin in a corset...yes
That was so much fun to watch! Thank you for the great video and I hope many people will become Army after watching this. Because how can you not love them ;)
Love it, i will show it to grandma
I'm a stay and my aunt (my best friend) is an army, so that is the reason I'm here
love this !! hope this guide helps new ARMYS :D💜
this is so cool!
It's like: WHAT DID I JUST WATCH, this was amazing.😂💜
This video made me a fan of yours. New subi.
Please stop editing this cool, or I'll be obsessed with your videos.
As a new editing learner, i can feel how much afford you put on this 12 minute video. Thank you so much for your hard work. You really made my day.
awe, you flatter me. thank you for watching and enjoying the vid! if you have any questions about editing, you can always reach out to me. :)
@@ASAPKookie thank you soo much for your words. No one told me this before. You are so kind.
Thissss Edit mann❤❤⚡⚡
I video I didn't know I needed
Favorite thing I love it
i cnat get over ths i have already watched it 3 times
thank you!
Loved the vid
I am DYING at the freeze frame for hobi
8:26 that gave me goosebumps
hobi during the mic drop dance break
me; oH mY gAwD
the boys will always impress us
anybody else watching this as if they havent been an army for years-
I've only been one since October 2021
@@daniellebennis2126 heyyy, thats great! welcome to the family! 💜
@@lylabingham thank you I'm slowly watching their videos just taking my time with everything so if any armies could help me out here and there with what to watch from them I would really appreciate it
Damn you did great justice to the intro
Tae the diva, how apt!!!
You did a brilliant job!! Thank you
Perfect 💜
Amazing
A Prettymuch song in a BTS edit?!? My worlds colliding!
Thanking you for making this. I'm gonna make my husband watch ☺️
8:26 and this is what got me into Kpop so long ago