TiHYDP by KingDDDuke Playlist - th-cam.com/play/PLGnB3HidddYOVQMu1NmD-iDbUkE1oZsgg.html Here it is everyone, This is How You DON'T Play Halo Infinite Campaign with death counter. Enjoy 73 minutes of salt, clown mode and shameless ebegging from the man himself, DarkSydePhil, playing Halo Infinite Campaign. Thank you for watching! Don't forget to Like, Comment & Subscribe IF you enjoyed this video! I'd really appreciate it! Ring the bell too so you don't miss out on any future video I make, and so you can get notified of them the second they are out. 'NUFF SAID!
"The further the game goes on, the worse it gets". No, Phil, the further the game goes on, the more challenging it gets, and we all know Phil hates any form of challenges
13:15 "I've been playing games for 13 fucking years." Probably just a slip but if you told me he didn't play anything other than Street Fighter until he was 26, I'd believe you.
Only a narcissist would think grapple-hooking into every enemy and dying while ack-ack-acking about how he 'definitely had shields' after every death is good content.
The amount of times he claimed he “still had shields” when in fact his shields were completely depleted and we heard that annoying beeping sound, is very telling. He obviously pays no attention to the game and just assumes that because it’s on “normal” he can just face tank everything.
According to Phil, Phil specializes in "live reactionary-style khammentary." Which apparently consists of playing games badly and going "huhuhuh" "tuhuh" "nhuhhuhuh" once a minute, no matter what's happening. Serious boss fight: "Nuhuhuh." Pilot says something funny: "tuhuh." Cortana flashback of immense pain and sadness: "nuhuhuh [SNORT]" _looking at chat for tips and superchats_
Sad thing is I cut a most of the goat laughs from the final cut of this TiHYDP because it got repetitive. The original cut was 2 hours, but I cut out 47 minutes because I wasn't happy with the pacing, I may post my original rough cut as an unlisted Easter egg video and link it in the description on a later date (I have to render it first though, I still have the project file of the og cut), I pretty much included every goat laugh, snort, throat clear, belch, cough, sigh, chair creek and finger sniff in that cut and it be a shame to let that work go to waste
He is such a coward that he won’t even take responsibility for playing at normal difficulty, he has to blame that on the devs too. The devs did not “intend” for him to play normal. It can be easily argued that the devs intended for him to play at a difficulty of his choosing, WHICH IS WHY THEY ADDED THE OPTION TO DO SO. If you want to play on normal, fine, but have enough of a spine to say “I’m picking normal because it’s the difficulty I’m comfortable with” instead of deflecting as if you’re in the damn Nuremberg trials. “I didn’t mean to pick normal, the devs told me to. I was only following orders!” -Field Marshal Burnell
When he’s dealing with the HVT hunters, it’s borderline painful to watch. Granted, I brought a scorpion to fight these guys because I was strolling through the neighborhood recapturing FOBs and slaying bosses. The magic of Infinite is how you can bring whatever you like to any of the situations in the open world. Load up on a homing SPNKR or any other combination of heavy weaponry, check. Bring a scorpion, check. Bring a wasp or banshee, check. Bring a humvee with marines loaded up with sentinel beams, check. Grapple upon the nearest piece of mountain and whittle down resistance with a sniper or shock rifle, check. And here’s Phil trying to bash his head in when he could just fast travel back to the nearest FOB and spawn something in. Fuck!
Love how he blames the game and the devs for how bad he plays lol saying the game is broken or sucks but it's totally not him being garbage at it. I played the game on heroic and it was not that bad because unlike him I use strategy and a brain. Never change philure
Back here again after I beat this on Legendary, he has no right to complain for dying 8 times at the last boss on Normal while it took me nearly 40 deaths to beat The Harbinger on Legendary...
31:52 So let me get this straight, he complains about not having good guns to pick up and then walks straight into a weapons case full of the weapons he wanted…and it’s the devs fault he missed it…okay
Phil praised Halo and trashed the competitors to look cool and own the *shill* streamers. Now he's slowly hating the game, and it won't be long until he ditches it like every other shooter.
It's no wonder Phil sucks at Halo if he thinks running from all the enemies is a core mechanic of the franchise. Oh the "insurmountable odds" of NORMAL difficulty!
he calls himself a mature adult, then proceeds to teabag a boss enemy... and make it as pervy and "sensual" as possible. guaranteed, if it was a female enemy, he wouldn't be doing that. and not because it "wouldn't be appropriate" :P
phil is seriously irritating me, with this playthrough. i don't think he understands, AT ALL, how to be strategic. he makes his usual comment about playing games online for 13 years, but he hasn't learned anything in that time. regarding halo, specifically, he seems to think heading straight into the killzone is a smart move, and doesn't pick off the smaller enemies around him first, before going after the larger more powerful enemies. he's not using cover smartly, and bitches about the game giving him shit weapons at the different areas. every weapon is useful, if you take some time to test it out. i commented elsewhere about him complaining about the needler being a shit weapon. he definitely doesn't know how great that thing is! plasma pistol + needler = amazing (in my opinion) :P
"If they came to hear me ackackack... They will be disappointed. Cuz I don't sound like that dood [SNORT]" -Philbert "Are you sure?" -anyone who has ever heard his ackackack goat laugh
With this much dead air and dumb commentary I truly believe more then half of us can become better content creators. This is just sad tbh. 10+ years and have nothing to show for it.
The dead air was extra bad in DSP's Halo Infinite Campaign playthrough. The full playthrough is over 15 hours, but because of all the dead air and terrible commentary, this TiHYDP ended up being much shorter than planned. My original cut was 2 hours, but it was too boring, so I had to scrap about 40% of it to make it more entertaining and paced better and I'm glad I did.
The thing is Phil is only where he is because he got stupidly lucky. Uploading his racist sexist Holocaust jokes while badly playing games, filmed on a camcorder or a flip phone or some shit in 2008. He just managed to secure a following at the right time. I promise you, much better content creators would never make it starting fresh today. You need to be insanely good or insanely lucky nowadays. With a time machine, 90% of people interested in content creation could go back to 2008-2010 and make it huge with almost no effort. As we can see from Pigroach, who REEEEs every time he has to put in effort and doesn't get hundreds handed to him daily for doing nothing.
TiHYDP by KingDDDuke Playlist - th-cam.com/play/PLGnB3HidddYOVQMu1NmD-iDbUkE1oZsgg.html
Here it is everyone, This is How You DON'T Play Halo Infinite Campaign with death counter. Enjoy 73 minutes of salt, clown mode and shameless ebegging from the man himself, DarkSydePhil, playing Halo Infinite Campaign.
Thank you for watching!
Don't forget to Like, Comment & Subscribe IF you enjoyed this video! I'd really appreciate it! Ring the bell too so you don't miss out on any future video I make, and so you can get notified of them the second they are out.
'NUFF SAID!
"The further the game goes on, the worse it gets". No, Phil, the further the game goes on, the more challenging it gets, and we all know Phil hates any form of challenges
13:15 "I've been playing games for 13 fucking years." Probably just a slip but if you told me he didn't play anything other than Street Fighter until he was 26, I'd believe you.
Oh my god I never thought of this before. Everything in my life now makes sense.
Only a narcissist would think grapple-hooking into every enemy and dying while ack-ack-acking about how he 'definitely had shields' after every death is good content.
The amount of times he claimed he “still had shields” when in fact his shields were completely depleted and we heard that annoying beeping sound, is very telling. He obviously pays no attention to the game and just assumes that because it’s on “normal” he can just face tank everything.
Gin does that too you
Half shields, gets hit a bunch, dies
"HUUUUUH? I had full health and they didn't hit me!"
Time to get glasses and cut back on the gin, old man
Like seriously, should have played on easy and save himself from embarrasment.
"Why's he immune to the hammer?!?" Phil as he misses his target by a mile
4:01: "I'd rather talk to myself"
But you already do, Phil...every...single...day...
According to Phil, Phil specializes in "live reactionary-style khammentary."
Which apparently consists of playing games badly and going "huhuhuh" "tuhuh" "nhuhhuhuh" once a minute, no matter what's happening. Serious boss fight: "Nuhuhuh." Pilot says something funny: "tuhuh." Cortana flashback of immense pain and sadness: "nuhuhuh [SNORT]" _looking at chat for tips and superchats_
Sad thing is I cut a most of the goat laughs from the final cut of this TiHYDP because it got repetitive. The original cut was 2 hours, but I cut out 47 minutes because I wasn't happy with the pacing, I may post my original rough cut as an unlisted Easter egg video and link it in the description on a later date (I have to render it first though, I still have the project file of the og cut), I pretty much included every goat laugh, snort, throat clear, belch, cough, sigh, chair creek and finger sniff in that cut and it be a shame to let that work go to waste
@@KingDDDuke No KingDDDuke. Eveyone needs to suffer by seeing Dsp clown in important story cutscenes.
Back to the drawing board dood!
Sounds good? 🐷 👍
Phil mocks other people as a defense mechanism of his own insecurities.
I'm not the virgin! NO, YOU ARE!
He is such a coward that he won’t even take responsibility for playing at normal difficulty, he has to blame that on the devs too. The devs did not “intend” for him to play normal. It can be easily argued that the devs intended for him to play at a difficulty of his choosing, WHICH IS WHY THEY ADDED THE OPTION TO DO SO. If you want to play on normal, fine, but have enough of a spine to say “I’m picking normal because it’s the difficulty I’m comfortable with” instead of deflecting as if you’re in the damn Nuremberg trials.
“I didn’t mean to pick normal, the devs told me to. I was only following orders!” -Field Marshal Burnell
When he’s dealing with the HVT hunters, it’s borderline painful to watch. Granted, I brought a scorpion to fight these guys because I was strolling through the neighborhood recapturing FOBs and slaying bosses. The magic of Infinite is how you can bring whatever you like to any of the situations in the open world. Load up on a homing SPNKR or any other combination of heavy weaponry, check. Bring a scorpion, check. Bring a wasp or banshee, check. Bring a humvee with marines loaded up with sentinel beams, check. Grapple upon the nearest piece of mountain and whittle down resistance with a sniper or shock rifle, check. And here’s Phil trying to bash his head in when he could just fast travel back to the nearest FOB and spawn something in. Fuck!
"if the tips are low, The game sucks"
10/10
"Guys the games being hard again and not instantly telling me how to find everything make it stop".
Not even 10 seconds in the campaign and he is already acting like a Disney drone.
* Plays DSP's HEEEEEEEEELP quote*
phil sees 2 hunters and decides to go in melee range and gets pissy when he gets obliterated.
also, weapon is cute..get over it philbert
DOOD. I'M MARRIED STOOPID!!!!
at 12:40, when he grenades himself, was amazing! he's so bad at this! XD
He moans about them adding collectibles, And says he wants to just get on with the game, The game isn't forcing you to get audio logs phil!
things going on in real life = his pulls
Man actually struggling on normal, and whines about it 😂
Love how he gets killed by SPARTAN KILLERS over and over and doesn't get why
Love how he blames the game and the devs for how bad he plays lol saying the game is broken or sucks but it's totally not him being garbage at it. I played the game on heroic and it was not that bad because unlike him I use strategy and a brain. Never change philure
Back here again after I beat this on Legendary, he has no right to complain for dying 8 times at the last boss on Normal while it took me nearly 40 deaths to beat The Harbinger on Legendary...
31:52 So let me get this straight, he complains about not having good guns to pick up and then walks straight into a weapons case full of the weapons he wanted…and it’s the devs fault he missed it…okay
Phil praised Halo and trashed the competitors to look cool and own the *shill* streamers.
Now he's slowly hating the game, and it won't be long until he ditches it like every other shooter.
That ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK should be the sound of a new weapon in Halo
The Shahck Lahncher
Upon firing, an electric bolt shoots out and goes ACKACKACKackack... its sound fading into the distance with the doppler effect
I love how he says ”great gameplay” when he is terrible. Doesnt he understand that he is insulting himself?
I was waiting for a Halo infinite this is how you dont play. didnt expect it to come this fast. Amazing work
This playthrough was painful to watch. He's such a pos
Also wheelchair difficulty lol
9:40 You'd think Phil learned to stop being racist after losing money from getting FIRED.....😒🍸
@KingDDDuke i'm rewatching this with chiyo and we laughed at the screen shake when he snorted. Gotta keep that gimmick going. hilarious
I didn't even edit that, DSP just so happen to snort when the screen was shaking in the game. It was times so perfectly, I had to include it.
@@KingDDDuke *is astonished.
so meant to be
@@KingDDDuke it was so divinely timed, it's as if God himself wanted to add a snort joke in there XD
It's no wonder Phil sucks at Halo if he thinks running from all the enemies is a core mechanic of the franchise. Oh the "insurmountable odds" of NORMAL difficulty!
2:00 his laugh.......
Why did he 'enjoy' that generic kill so much?
Was that just a power trip for him?
@@ScreechingPossum DSP will laugh his ass off at anything.
1:02:08, Cheeser of Kvatch mode right here.
Its too hard to press a button and switch equipment, anyway according to him only the grappling is good lul
1:02:19 quality kahntent
29:20 "this is a gaming stream" would you prefer the "why do you suck so much at the game" question, Phil? lol
he calls himself a mature adult, then proceeds to teabag a boss enemy... and make it as pervy and "sensual" as possible. guaranteed, if it was a female enemy, he wouldn't be doing that. and not because it "wouldn't be appropriate" :P
"..and make it as pervy and male on male sensual as possible."
fixed it for you
@@slipstream7324 thanks for the fix XD
phil is seriously irritating me, with this playthrough. i don't think he understands, AT ALL, how to be strategic. he makes his usual comment about playing games online for 13 years, but he hasn't learned anything in that time. regarding halo, specifically, he seems to think heading straight into the killzone is a smart move, and doesn't pick off the smaller enemies around him first, before going after the larger more powerful enemies. he's not using cover smartly, and bitches about the game giving him shit weapons at the different areas. every weapon is useful, if you take some time to test it out. i commented elsewhere about him complaining about the needler being a shit weapon. he definitely doesn't know how great that thing is! plasma pistol + needler = amazing (in my opinion) :P
He's matured now, so only mature commentary.
Oh wait...
if you came for acks go to the 2:00 mark
thanks KingDDDuke. i'm at 10 minutes, good edits so far!
@@slipstream7324 Thank you for watching, I'm happy you are enjoying my video.
"If they came to hear me ackackack... They will be disappointed. Cuz I don't sound like that dood [SNORT]" -Philbert
"Are you sure?" -anyone who has ever heard his ackackack goat laugh
how many pieces none because i will survive.
few mins later...
also why does he randomly care about hidden items. o wait i know to STALL TIME
He died to the first boss on Normal... I dunno what to say honestly.
Idk why he doesn’t change that fake laugh it’s so blatent
I know right especially around 10:42 it wasn’t very genuine and completely fake.
Lmao didn't he play on normal?
Well to be honest, i pass halo reach on normal with all skulls on sooo..
Noone knows what you are trying to say you weirdo
With this much dead air and dumb commentary I truly believe more then half of us can become better content creators. This is just sad tbh. 10+ years and have nothing to show for it.
The dead air was extra bad in DSP's Halo Infinite Campaign playthrough. The full playthrough is over 15 hours, but because of all the dead air and terrible commentary, this TiHYDP ended up being much shorter than planned. My original cut was 2 hours, but it was too boring, so I had to scrap about 40% of it to make it more entertaining and paced better and I'm glad I did.
The thing is Phil is only where he is because he got stupidly lucky. Uploading his racist sexist Holocaust jokes while badly playing games, filmed on a camcorder or a flip phone or some shit in 2008. He just managed to secure a following at the right time.
I promise you, much better content creators would never make it starting fresh today. You need to be insanely good or insanely lucky nowadays. With a time machine, 90% of people interested in content creation could go back to 2008-2010 and make it huge with almost no effort. As we can see from Pigroach, who REEEEs every time he has to put in effort and doesn't get hundreds handed to him daily for doing nothing.