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I have realized that most guys that see themselves as nice don't realize how much of a physical threat they are to a women. like women literally get killed for rejecting guys, and that's a thing we've got to constantly keep in the back of our minds.
The type of guy who thinks that women saying "nope, I am not into you" means that they're just playing hard to get and they want him to come on to them until it's literally assault. People suck.
@@mitschire fr, the last thing that most women want to see when having a normal convo w a man is him getting turned on lmfao it’s like this dude doesn’t realize women aren’t one dimensional sex objects
Yesterday was my birthday and a guy catcalled me while I was sitting in my car. I called my mom as an excuse to not respond and he yelled at me before driving away. Please don't assume women want to be hit on/picked up. We don't. We just want to get our birthday thai food in peace
"They're waiting for you to _come_ inside, no pun intended." When I tell you I had to pause the video and rethink every choice I've ever made that got me here to this point... and then I pondered whether I'm actually bisexual or if I'm really just a lesbian... I'm back now, and currently feeling very gay.
I kept thinking about being in the receiving end of these lines “okay, this secual tension is actually ridiculous” “... ridiculously one sided?” “you’ve got to stop undressing me with your eyes” “....bitch???”
all of my relationships have been with people i've known beforehand, like i was really good friends with them and then we went into a relationship. and so far, every single one of my relationships has ended with us not hating eachother like most exes do. i'm even friends with one of them, we're really close to this day! i'm not the oldest, or the most experienced, but building a trusting friendship with them before getting into a relationship is honestly the best thing to do. this guy is a total idiot, the misogyny he has is sickening🤨
“Almost like it’s her fault for turning you on” if someone legitimately said that to me I think I’d be too shocked to respond, and then I’d probably drop kick them to Mars after I came to my senses. As an asexual but also as a human, if anyone came up to me and said heY yOuRe tUrniNg mE oN I would run in the opposite direction, no thank you
i remember some guy in school decided to use some of these lines on me (DURING A PERFORMANCE WHILE HE WAS SPEAKING INTO A MIC AND EVERYONE HEARD IT) and may i be the first to say that it was the most uncomfortable thing i have ever experienced. if this ever happens to you, please please PLEASE just cut off the person because these kind of people just won’t take no for an answer. if this HAS happened to you, like it did for me, then i’m so so sorry and i wish you all the love and hugs and i’m sorry that had to happen to you🥺❤️
these lines all have a similar vibe to the popular “you should smile more” line. I feel he should change the title to “13 ways to make a woman runaway from you”
Did that man REALLY just say, "Almost like it's her fault for turning you on"..... So he is clearly the type of man that thinks women deserve to be assulted based on the clothes they wear..... I hate that man 🤣😂😑😑😑
@Apollo 11 his penis has been blessed by Jesus Christ himself. Don't you know? That's TOTALLY not something someone who's compensating would say. Absolutely not. Undeserved confidence is the biggest indicator you're good in bed
@@sincerelybellatrix.2880 My reaction would be staring at him startled, then getting up without a word, picking up my stuff and leaving as fast as I can lol
as a woman if someone was to just say this to me in the mids on a conversation and especially if they were a stanger i would just feel insulted and uncomfortable and walk away or slap them ngl
@@CaptWelsh It's okay, mine is worse than his, just make some bulls!t excuse like "iT's A siGn of iNTelIGenCE." to make you feel better, that's what I do. (also I only ever type stuff)
you'll get a gf you won't die a virgin dw, just don't ever do this! make as many friends as possible be in as many friends circles as possible and sooner or later someone will have a crush on you.
Adult virgin here. Nothing wrong/shameful with being a virgin or single ^^ (more so saying this for future readers and that one 24yo) but if you want to do that, then take the first person’s advice. Also work on you first (as in, if you wanted to be good at art or do mountain climbing, go for it ^.^) You’ll do well with a good heart, respect and not taking others shit! (Like, if someone was to be a random arsehole to you for no reason)
@@thesnuggler9606 he wants every other guy to suffer with him. He never got laid and now he figures he can make the poor lonely dudes who are desperate enough to take his advice permanently single.
Hearing something like this like, by myself in the real world is my worst nightmare,,, it’s scary:( like the “it’s her fault I’m turned on” mentality is so so so dangerous, and the fact people actually think that- disgusting
I saw it the same way- I was super creeped out by it. To me, it seemed like he was giving advice on how to harass a woman but make her feel like it was her fault. God, that's disgusting. And the whole time he gave off this vibe like women aren't even human beings or something, like they're just toys to be played with. Ugh. Barf.
Yeah, especially the clothing one. In sexual assault cases, a lot of guys say that the clothing that they were is the reason they have sex with her. It was disgusting to hear that. And then in one of his comments that he replied to, he was so unprofessional and said that we were brainwashed by James Marriott into thinking this. This guy is manipulative and can't realize that maybe some of us went through something like this, so we know when a guy is toxic.
“Almost like it’s her fault for turning you on” is like the culture of saying that she or he was asking to be sexually harassed or assaulted ect because they were wearing a short skirt or a tight shirt or something like that.
Sam McFadden Everyone knows there are possibilities but the whole thing is that there shouldn’t have to be and it’s stupid that people would think that it’s in any way a girls fault for anything that happens to her because of being confident and comfortable in her body. It should be taught to men to control themselves instead of teaching woman to cover up
@@toni4157 i agree. And also woman as well. They have to know that sexually harassing a guy is not cool. I hate how women will get away with crimes men would be thrown to jail longer. Like yes feminism! But also equality too.
@@sammcfadden487 Should women all wear burkas? Would that help you control the words that just magically fall out of your mouth when you see a hint of a woman's body? It's amazing how women don't sexually assault men or women just because they are wearing something tight.
@@yukoraii I don't think they're saying that it is. It's just that it should just be common sense to respect one another regardless of the others sex. Decency doesn't have to be tied to feminism all the time.
Me:"I've had voices in my head for many years, I have constant arguments with my parents and I throw up occasionally due to stress" *completely straight faced* Him:you're just trying to seduce me
Honestly thooo most of them were so cringe. Is it just me that was pissed off by some of them? Like the one "you look like your trying to make out with me but we're in public so try to refrain from doing so" that just comes off as so arrogant and douchebagish
Me too. This guy seems like I'd tell him I was lesbian and I had a gf and he would either keep hitting on me and ignore the fact that I don't like guys or ask to watch.
Also to any guys reading this, from a young age girls begin to become scared of men. These lines would probably scare women. We are not an objective in your game. Please be respectful. :)
“There are more important things out there than sex. If you feel like you’re having a good conversation with someone, that you can build a good friendship out of it, that’s still worth a lot.” Truer words have never been spoken, James!
If I had a cent for all the times a guy told me "you gotta stop undressing me with your eyes" or "oh now you're trying to seduce me" and the only thing he achieved was making me run away as fast and pissed as possible, I could afford that goddamn accademy Im striving for
"Its her fault for turning you on" Oh ...oh that is NOT good. Nope. You're stepping into dangerous non-consensual territory there and no one wants that. Trust me, as a certified woman, if anyone ever said that to me, I'd be gone in a heartbeat.
Def felt that line being crossed when he said 'as the man you have complete responsibility to get physical ' oh ye and when he said 'step 2: touch her' ........... Why tho
It’s like the dress code in my school where we have to “cover our shoulders because of the boys!” It’s not the boys fault they can’t keep it in their pants 🤷♀️
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“I don’t wanna make out with you.. I’m eating a kebab” 😂😂 these are actually so vile if someone said this to me I’d be like “um.. no thank you” n then just desperately find a way to leave
If anyone does what tis man is implying imma wipe out me phone and call the police ತ_ತ . Seriously if this man makes a video of him doing this and it works just know that lady is indanger
Maybe that guy's in danger. I can't imagine a girl going through that with pure intentions. Imagine how many douchebags she's had to deal with already. He was probably the last straw.
James: did you know I'm trilingual and that I have a girlfriend The comments section, everytime: DiD yOu KnOw I'm TrILinGuAL aNd ThAt I hAvE a GiRLfRiEnD?
No one: James: Makes people think he is gonna play a snippit of slow down then does an ad. Then at the end just plays "slow down" *Slow down out June 1st*
Someone recently used a line close to one of those to my friend and all of us and the people around us were honestly disgusted. Don't force yourself on a girl, it isn't 'hot' or 'cool'. Don't. I don't think any girl would want to know if a guy gets turned on by them.
I had guys who approached me with “pick up” lines few times and it was such an embarrassing moment for them, you clearly should not feel uncomfortable, just react to their lines with straight face
Yup especially the glasses thing or the comment on the clothes would just make me really insecure and never want to wear those clothes again/ touch my glasses again
“They want to know they turn you on.” Yeah, uh doesn’t work, some random dude message my friend that. Unless you’re already dating them, just never ever say that it’s gross.
exactly. if u dont know them it just feels like they want you for sex and nothing else, and they dont actually like you or want to get to know you and its just kinda different. i think it only really should be used in relationships lmao
James Marriot faked his own Sponsorships to feel good And that kids is how u get tha girls if ya know what I mean edit: Thank you for all of the like I have only been able to get 5 likes before so I was so happy when I woke up also: it's a joke
Asexual isn’t about being desired, it’s about sexual desire or attractions. I have no use for being sexually attracted to someone because it doesn’t happen. Being just desired or attracted by or to something isn’t always sexual.
@@CrookSterNater Well his video sure as fuck said Women like it when they're desired _sexually_ And lemme tell ya, as an enby on the asexual spectrum, no thanks.
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As a woman, if any man said these lines to me i would feel violently sick
Same
I'm not even a woman and it makes me sick
And you know it’s always that dude you’re already trying to keep at an arm length because he’s getting uncomfortable 😒
Yeah I’d walk away immediately
Forget feeling violently sick, I would Be violently sick
All off these pick up lines are extremely predatory and terrifying to hear as a woman
*Okay, this sexual tension is actually getting ridiculous.*
Numwack agreed it’s seriously gross
Exactly!! 100% a turn off
I have realized that most guys that see themselves as nice don't realize how much of a physical threat they are to a women. like women literally get killed for rejecting guys, and that's a thing we've got to constantly keep in the back of our minds.
Yeah just hearing them makes me uncomfortable like I hate it
This is how incels get made ...jesus christ has he EVER had a proper relationship with a woman?
i don’t even think he’s talked to a woman before
Dude he’s married look at his hand that makes it way worst
@@purplepolarbear5052 I thought no one else noticed!!! Eek
I think it’s fair to say he’s the type of guy to wear a fake wedding ring😂
i havent...
he's the type of guy to say "you were asking for it" when a girl turns him down multiple times
The type of guy who thinks that women saying "nope, I am not into you" means that they're just playing hard to get and they want him to come on to them until it's literally assault.
People suck.
@@pcrassen4975 Yeah
''Women like to know they're turning you on'' --said no woman ever neither did they ever think that.
@@mitschire fr, the last thing that most women want to see when having a normal convo w a man is him getting turned on lmfao it’s like this dude doesn’t realize women aren’t one dimensional sex objects
The kind of guy to bamp a lady then leave her
He forgot the best line: "I'm trilingual"
Yesterday was my birthday and a guy catcalled me while I was sitting in my car. I called my mom as an excuse to not respond and he yelled at me before driving away. Please don't assume women want to be hit on/picked up. We don't. We just want to get our birthday thai food in peace
Some people just don’t get it, but luckily not all men are like that. Hope you had a nice birthday!
And that’s why I’m lucky I can use the “I’m a lesbian.” Card
That sucks - been in similar shit. Was the Thai good tho?
That's so sad :-( hope they didn't ruin your birthday
Happy bday for yesterday 🎂
"They're waiting for you to _come_ inside, no pun intended."
When I tell you I had to pause the video and rethink every choice I've ever made that got me here to this point... and then I pondered whether I'm actually bisexual or if I'm really just a lesbian... I'm back now, and currently feeling very gay.
👍
Same here, accept for me it was asexual-ness or just not ever being with someone and I’m just very lonely :)
@@tinyone111 if you need someone to hold hands with, im here bruv 😤👊😔
Mayo I’m asexual too bc of some stuff..... just say not something I want to say to a random TH-cam comment thread
Bless this comment.
“They want you to be turned on”
Me a raging asexual:👁👄👁
I kept thinking about being in the receiving end of these lines
“okay, this secual tension is actually ridiculous”
“... ridiculously one sided?”
“you’ve got to stop undressing me with your eyes”
“....bitch???”
Yeontan's Eyebrows the only thing that turns me on is Anime and pizza and a bottled wine. Ignore the fact I’m underage IGNORE IT
dude same
"Raging Asexual" XD yes.
@@yeontanseyebrows5588 you have a 10/10 name lmao
Bro if you wanna pick up women, just work on those arms. You don't want to end up dropping her
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you're trying to pick her up and YOU'RE ALREADY TALKING MARRIAGE DUDE NOOOOO
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That guy definitely has harassed or assaulted someone . ( i’m a survivor and my attacker was like this )
Hands down
someone needs to do some research into this but it's not going to be me
I knew a dude who talked like this and im honestly suspicious he raped someone
And I guarantee his answer would be “she was asking for it. She was being seductive and teasing me.”
James would NEVER do that he has a girlfriend aswell
One of his eyes is more open than the other and I can’t help but look at it. His eyes are pretty.
oh ffs now i can’t unsee it
If you really pay attention, most people actually have one eye more open than the other. Some are more obvious than others.
Did you know that they are hazel with gold flecks
he said before he has a slight lazy eye
some say they are hazel with gold flecks
girl: yea my dad passed away yesterday, my family's struggling financially.
me: yknowWegOnFiGhTaLotWhEnwEmArRieDbuTlIKeSeX
Lol
Lol
That took me so long to understand
*all women like sex*
Me, an Asexual: 👁👄👁 no-
omg thank u for this comment asexuals unite
Same mate this is, this is weird.
Im not Ace, but thins comment made me laugh to hard😂
Hell to the yes ACE REPRESENT.
A
"And really if you looked up videos on how to pickup women you've already failed" how'd you find this then James
You rlly just called him out
I know it's a joke, but you can know what a unicorn is without ever seeing one with your own eyes
This dude got hella ads before vids a few month ago. Maybe it was someone else but he was saying the same thing
Tbh is it just me or his video should’ve been titled “ how to make women think you’re a rapist”
all of my relationships have been with people i've known beforehand, like i was really good friends with them and then we went into a relationship. and so far, every single one of my relationships has ended with us not hating eachother like most exes do. i'm even friends with one of them, we're really close to this day! i'm not the oldest, or the most experienced, but building a trusting friendship with them before getting into a relationship is honestly the best thing to do. this guy is a total idiot, the misogyny he has is sickening🤨
If someone said to me mid conversation 'ok this sexual tension is actually ridiculous' id walk away and never speak to them again
“Almost like it’s her fault for turning you on” if someone legitimately said that to me I think I’d be too shocked to respond, and then I’d probably drop kick them to Mars after I came to my senses. As an asexual but also as a human, if anyone came up to me and said heY yOuRe tUrniNg mE oN I would run in the opposite direction, no thank you
i remember some guy in school decided to use some of these lines on me (DURING A PERFORMANCE WHILE HE WAS SPEAKING INTO A MIC AND EVERYONE HEARD IT) and may i be the first to say that it was the most uncomfortable thing i have ever experienced. if this ever happens to you, please please PLEASE just cut off the person because these kind of people just won’t take no for an answer. if this HAS happened to you, like it did for me, then i’m so so sorry and i wish you all the love and hugs and i’m sorry that had to happen to you🥺❤️
these lines all have a similar vibe to the popular “you should smile more” line. I feel he should change the title to “13 ways to make a woman runaway from you”
13 ways to make a woman gay to stay away from you
13 ways to turn women off
Wait that's a line?!? I thought that was just something older men said. I'm 14...
If u excuse me I'm going to throw up
itwouldbevic Yes,if he wasnt clearly clickbaiting lonely middle aged men then that would be the title
13 lines to get yourself on a register
Did that man REALLY just say, "Almost like it's her fault for turning you on".....
So he is clearly the type of man that thinks women deserve to be assulted based on the clothes they wear.....
I hate that man 🤣😂😑😑😑
@Apollo 11 his penis has been blessed by Jesus Christ himself. Don't you know? That's TOTALLY not something someone who's compensating would say. Absolutely not. Undeserved confidence is the biggest indicator you're good in bed
”My dog got hit by a car yesterday...I just miss him so much-"
”Okay, this sexual tension is actually ridiculous“.
If I saw this actually happen I would be torn between laughing and feeling bad.
spartan squid or my personal favorite throwing your drink in his face and beating him over the head with a barstool. :)
@@sincerelybellatrix.2880 My reaction would be staring at him startled, then getting up without a word, picking up my stuff and leaving as fast as I can lol
Eve Death4 I mean sure if you wanna take the easy way out sure go for it lol
I read that second line in Ben Shapiro's voice and I don't know why
as a woman if someone was to just say this to me in the mids on a conversation and especially if they were a stanger i would just feel insulted and uncomfortable and walk away or slap them ngl
What if they said they hate the poor and bait their music
@@harryturner8829 that's my kind of sexy.
@@grannyru8730 I honestly don't blame you
Ik I would hate any arrogant twat who said these
why did i read ‘as a women’ in the lilly singh voice?? help
“Dude I don’t want to make out with you, I’m eating a kebab.”
Now THAT’S a line I’m stealing.
O my goodness, thats Gonna pick up Every human being at the Same time
@@mr.octopusfisherson3600 shit'll be like those deodorant ads
@@isaac_759 or that one weird Doritos ad
th-cam.com/video/YBkQdqOGUkw/w-d-xo.html
At least that sounds way more natural and actually someone would say to have a bit of fun 🥴
@@KickinRocks aight im subscribing to you for sending me that
James being a feminist made me more turned on than these pickup lines.
Same
I 100% agree- lol
666th like because I'm a child
JSJSSJSJ YESSSSS IT JUST MADE HIM EVEN MORE ATTRACTIVE
Lol😂
"If you're looking up videos of how to 'pick up women', you already failed"
No truer words have been spoken.
exactly, girls arent an alien species, just talk to girls like anyone else damn lol
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As a woman I can confirm
As a female, if this happened to me I would run a mile. Please don’t do this. Ever.
Charl Add fr. after this video I’m considering becoming a lesbian ngl 🙃
Charlotte lucky for me am bi but uh more into girls
Izuku Midoriya samee men are starting to disgust me more and more every day
@@ikickchildrensforliving4740 ayy saaame
Facts
Dating coaches always give the most disgusting advice. Also his handwriting sucks LMAO
Its like their trolling their viewers or something lol
On god, I'm so tired of negging from guys bc some douche on youtube said it's how to get girls
Well now I'm just upset because my handwriting is only slightly better than his
@@CaptWelsh It's okay, mine is worse than his, just make some bulls!t excuse like "iT's A siGn of iNTelIGenCE." to make you feel better, that's what I do. (also I only ever type stuff)
I used to believe that being a lesbian wasn’t a choice, but after seeing this? It’s the best choice I’ve ever made.
Best comment ever 😂
LMAO!😂
Aria Bartocci THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT ON THIS WHOLE VIDEO 😂
OMG, i love this fricking comment. I swear, this is why I love going through the comments
I feel this so hard!
If a guy did ANY of these I’d think he was joking
My dumb self would be confused and end up having a brain explosion 😗✌🏼😂
Same I’d accept 1 and 2 as a joke maybe, but any of the others I’d be like wtf please get away from me
Lmao if a guy even says "hi" to me i think hes joking
If a guy says any of these, I hope it's a joke cause I'm a lesbian.
big daddy holy shit I felt that
"Your left sock is blue? That's hot"
Women, apparently: * *swooning* *
I dont know about you but left blue socks are how i get all the guys
@@justboredhelpme195 Shii you where a blue left sock? Hmu tho
Lol
Mosh lil hit you up? You want my insta or something?
@@justboredhelpme195 I mean I don't see why not tho
“Women liked to be desired”
Asexual and aromantic women: *hmm*
mood
lesbians: interesting.
Me, an asexual lesbian: *only desires are to sleep and make money*
@@ArtByZac aromantic lesbian you mean
@@dex7016 maybe they meant asexual homoromantic.
Now I might never get a girlfriend and die a virgin, but not even i'm desperate enough for this
you'll get a gf you won't die a virgin dw, just don't ever do this! make as many friends as possible be in as many friends circles as possible and sooner or later someone will have a crush on you.
you don’t wanna die a virgin, i don’t wanna die a virgin, wanna do it?
As a 24yo virgin, yes... Please kill me if I ever fall so low.
Adult virgin here. Nothing wrong/shameful with being a virgin or single ^^ (more so saying this for future readers and that one 24yo) but if you want to do that, then take the first person’s advice. Also work on you first (as in, if you wanted to be good at art or do mountain climbing, go for it ^.^)
You’ll do well with a good heart, respect and not taking others shit! (Like, if someone was to be a random arsehole to you for no reason)
When smashing is the only aim in life😂😂😂😂😂😂
The things this man says is litterly the douchiest things I’ve ever heard. If a male ever said those things to me I would never speak to him again.
I’d run lol what a creep
He says them, but you know he's never been laid before. This man is a douche canoe of the highest order. He's basically woman repellent.
@@thesnuggler9606 he wants every other guy to suffer with him. He never got laid and now he figures he can make the poor lonely dudes who are desperate enough to take his advice permanently single.
@Pyzon what??
@Pyzon idk about you, but a lot of guys call women "females". It's gross either way, but I'm sure Ariana is just imitating them.
That man has never spoken to a woman in his life, if any man ever said any of those things to me I would deck him in the face
Yep, I'd try and kick him so that he trips over a stool and breaks at least one of his legs. That sounded very dramatic but y'know, that's what ya get
If anyone trys to speak to me like that they're getting a swift kick to the shin
Definitely. I don’t condone violence, but if you say these things to me im making an exception
@@sam_ventus6112 lol me to 😂
Tealing we don’t want hentai freaks anyway.
This guy thinks that women are achievements in games to just "collect"
Nah they're the boss battles in which you have to pay to win.
Now this is a true gamer moment.
Hearing something like this like, by myself in the real world is my worst nightmare,,, it’s scary:( like the “it’s her fault I’m turned on” mentality is so so so dangerous, and the fact people actually think that- disgusting
Totally agree, that comment made my skin crawl.
I saw it the same way- I was super creeped out by it. To me, it seemed like he was giving advice on how to harass a woman but make her feel like it was her fault. God, that's disgusting. And the whole time he gave off this vibe like women aren't even human beings or something, like they're just toys to be played with. Ugh. Barf.
Yeah, especially the clothing one. In sexual assault cases, a lot of guys say that the clothing that they were is the reason they have sex with her. It was disgusting to hear that. And then in one of his comments that he replied to, he was so unprofessional and said that we were brainwashed by James Marriott into thinking this. This guy is manipulative and can't realize that maybe some of us went through something like this, so we know when a guy is toxic.
“a woman’s existence isn’t to be accepted by men” YES JAMES!!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Please I need two more people to like this so that I have 666 likes
Diamondust 666 likes now
megan el thank you, you’re doing satan’s work
Diamondust Not anymore ;-;
Average Potato at least I got there 🤷🏻♀️
I like your username btw
“Almost like it’s her fault for turning you on” is like the culture of saying that she or he was asking to be sexually harassed or assaulted ect because they were wearing a short skirt or a tight shirt or something like that.
And then they complain about it-
I mean they should at least keep it in mind that it’s possible they will get catcalled when choosing to wear that outfit
Sam McFadden Everyone knows there are possibilities but the whole thing is that there shouldn’t have to be and it’s stupid that people would think that it’s in any way a girls fault for anything that happens to her because of being confident and comfortable in her body. It should be taught to men to control themselves instead of teaching woman to cover up
@@toni4157 i agree. And also woman as well. They have to know that sexually harassing a guy is not cool. I hate how women will get away with crimes men would be thrown to jail longer. Like yes feminism! But also equality too.
@@sammcfadden487 Should women all wear burkas? Would that help you control the words that just magically fall out of your mouth when you see a hint of a woman's body? It's amazing how women don't sexually assault men or women just because they are wearing something tight.
Sorry I couldn’t pick up the phone yesterday, my grandpa died..
“Okay, this sexual tension is actually ridiculous”
Inconsequential “I just got diagnosed with a terminal disease.”
“Okay, this sexual tension is actually ridiculous”
@@katyaraskin9514 “I’m married with a child.”
“Okay, the sexual tension is actually ridiculous.”
Bing bang boom a restraining order.
@@JavierPerez-zr2ic mans would be getting DECKED
in other words, “james being a respectful feminist for 11 minutes and 42 seconds”
Inaccurate, raid shadow legends sponsored segment was like a min
Just A Dog With Internet Access facts, sorry
Why does it have to be a feminist thing. How about us just being a decent human being
ZeeZee OnTop feminism isnt a bad thing ?
@@yukoraii I don't think they're saying that it is. It's just that it should just be common sense to respect one another regardless of the others sex. Decency doesn't have to be tied to feminism all the time.
i feel like he was that creepy kid who thought he was a ladies man woah thanks for all them likes
Like that one short fat kid with the red shirt who'd walk around with his hair spiked up to the side a little that we all had in middle school.
Oh yeah
for sure he was
He definitely owns multiple fedoras
Or the kid who would have a mirror and comb his hair by his locker and act badass but threaten to kill himself if you didn't send feet picks
Do you think he's actually married or just wears the wedding ring to show his viewers "these lines have worked at least once".
I think he stole the ring from a friend
There's no way someone would marry him
I think he stole the ring from a married bird he was shagging
He stole it from Clive and that’s why he’s so sad
Him: “Haha this sexual tension is so ridiculous” Me, talking about how I struggled with mental health as a kid: 😐
“Haha stop undressing me with your eyes” 💀💀
The Negative Demon Under Your Bed • 3 years ago stop 💀😂
Me: My Dad was never really there for me as a kid. I just wasn't what he wanted...
Him: You really look like you want to kiss me right now
Me:"I've had voices in my head for many years, I have constant arguments with my parents and I throw up occasionally due to stress" *completely straight faced*
Him:you're just trying to seduce me
The only thing getting turned on by these lines, is my fight or flight response
My ptsd was turned on to the max
Nice one
FacTs
I felt nauseated hearing some of the things he was saying.
Lmao😂😂
As a woman, I can confirm that I was NOT turned on by these phrases.
As a man, I want to try saying this to a girl and see her reaction
Same. If some random person said ANY of these to me I think I’d run away
Oh? I think you’re a broken model W0M@_N
Honestly thooo most of them were so cringe. Is it just me that was pissed off by some of them? Like the one "you look like your trying to make out with me but we're in public so try to refrain from doing so" that just comes off as so arrogant and douchebagish
They're more of a turn off than anything tbh
"These lines turn on all women"
Me, an asexual lesbian who generally just wants to cuddle with cute girls and take naps: 👁👄👁
🙋🏻♀️ I agree. I’d hate To be told any of these
Me too. This guy seems like I'd tell him I was lesbian and I had a gf and he would either keep hitting on me and ignore the fact that I don't like guys or ask to watch.
isn't that what all lesbians want really- xD
@@363_irene7 na we like a relationship and wat comes with a relationship not just cuddling
@@hannah19adan58 I said that because i am a lesbian lmfao
“The only white stuff going down my throat tonight is this mayonnaise” - James Marriott 2020
Nice profile pic 👍
your profile pic is literally my sleep paralysis demon help
That profile pick is turning me on lol
@izuku Midoriya おれは...おちんちんです!
every single one of theses lines said “it’s your fault i’m about to make unwanted sexual advances on you”
As a women I’d definitely have to run away from any guy who says these lines.
Also to any guys reading this, from a young age girls begin to become scared of men. These lines would probably scare women. We are not an objective in your game. Please be respectful. :)
@@lizziemarie7877 Yes!! Whenever I have to be stuck alone with my dad or my mom's guy friends I get really dizzy and anxious
I can’t tell what is worse the man’s advice or his handwriting.
I’ve received prescriptions more legible than his shit
The handwriting can't really make others seem like complete creeps and make them undesirable to most women they meet, sooooo...
His advice is definitely worse than anything
Or the way he forms his sentences?
Both tbh
We need to see James trying out these lines on his girlfriend 😂
charlie redgewell or niko 🥑
Dan Mound both
Nikocardo Avocado left the chat
69 lol
What a king, very wise words
Dear men:
Ew. Please never use any of this on me, ever,
I second this
lol or any woman, for that matter
Or anyone for that matter
"Are you wearing a Thomas the Tank Engine costume? Consider me seduced."
"Are you wearing MEN'S size 13 NIKES?? Consider me seduced."
What else ?
T A L L G I R L
i would go out with a man instantly it he tried to hit on me while wearing a thomas the train costume
"are you wearing a Shrek mask? consider me seduced."
@@candelariamartin5599 10/10 would invite into my swamp
@@ollietree03 thomas do be hittin different doe 😳😳
James you seemed to have missed a plug So I’ll just add it here for you
“Are you wearing James Marriott merch? Consider me seduced”
Always works on me
100% works on my every motherfucking time
“There are more important things out there than sex. If you feel like you’re having a good conversation with someone, that you can build a good friendship out of it, that’s still worth a lot.”
Truer words have never been spoken, James!
Can I just say that James is actually like really attractive? Like I never see anyone comment that but I know I can’t be the only one.
YES
no, I completely agree with you even if I am a lesbian.
@@crypto1122 ayeee I am too
His personality is the thing that’s the most attractive, his looks are second
His personality is the thing that’s the most attractive, his looks are second
The fact he has a wedding ring on shocks me
He probably kidnapped his wife-
I bet it's just a prop! 🤣
MA'AM WAIT WHAT WHY DIDN'T I NOTICE
Probably put it on to sound more believable 💀
@@lolalove6141 I researched just to check
"stop undressing me with your eyes."
But I wasn't even looking at yoooooouuuuu
🤣
My dumb self would be like..oh should I just look away...😂
If I had a cent for all the times a guy told me "you gotta stop undressing me with your eyes" or "oh now you're trying to seduce me" and the only thing he achieved was making me run away as fast and pissed as possible, I could afford that goddamn accademy Im striving for
PEOPLE USED THOSE LINES????? N O
On a serious note tho, this guy is seriously problematic and misojinistic.
yes he most definitely is 😂 and HAHAHAH jin's poor name in such a disgraceful word
Nice profile pic😎
Misogynistic*
Oh. I. I'm dumb.
Lmao I thought u spelt wrong but then saw Hwasa's pic and then realized it was a bts reference
"Its her fault for turning you on"
Oh ...oh that is NOT good. Nope. You're stepping into dangerous non-consensual territory there and no one wants that. Trust me, as a certified woman, if anyone ever said that to me, I'd be gone in a heartbeat.
Where does one get that certification? I'm looking into getting a license
Def felt that line being crossed when he said 'as the man you have complete responsibility to get physical ' oh ye and when he said 'step 2: touch her' ........... Why tho
It’s like the dress code in my school where we have to “cover our shoulders because of the boys!” It’s not the boys fault they can’t keep it in their pants 🤷♀️
@@LoverOfAllThingsCool it's a lengthy process. You have to be certified by a real madlad, a true womanizer.
@@maddiemahaffey8326 its just shoulders for god's sake! God I swear some boys are so pathetic
Bruh I just got an ad for “Brainwashing women into love”. And he smacked the girl’s butt. :/
same rt before the vid started
Oh that one
Same!
Gross
HA I did too please kill me Raid shadow legends adds aren't as bad as it I got it and now I have a new phone because I was So mad I shot my phone don't judge me .M.
“I don’t wanna make out with you.. I’m eating a kebab” 😂😂 these are actually so vile if someone said this to me I’d be like “um.. no thank you” n then just desperately find a way to leave
Last time i was this fast James didn’t hate the poor....
Wtf?
What’re u talking about. James has always hated the poor. Especially when he was in a private English school
Avisheh Ohhhh, my bad!!! Of course he has always been that gentleman who spits on poor... thanks for correcting me
wait whattt?
@@cameronanne4851 its a meme
I JUST GOT AN AD THAT SAID “ʙʀᴀɪɴᴡᴀsʜ ʜᴇʀ ɪɴᴛᴏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ.... ɪᴛs ˢᵒ ʎsɐǝ“
Make me Helen🧚🏿♂️🧚🏿🧚🏿♂️🧚🏿 Keller
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE "aTtRaCtIoN ClAsSeS"
DUDE SAME OMFG
3 words , freaky friday effect?
I don’t understand why people can’t just make a SO by talking to them about common interests? Like that’s how you create healthy relationships
The only thing worse than his advice is his unblended foundation two shades darker than his skin.
😂😂😂 lmao true
"Can you send me the economics assignment"
"Seriously stop undressing me with your eyes"
I don't like a guy telling me he's hard while I'm trying to talk about idk the weather
Random Girl at the Club: The weathers been great lately, hasn’t it?
This dude: I’m very hard right now, just FYI
Are you kidding? Nothing turns me on more a partly cloudy day with moderate humidity!
Alternate title for this video: James respecting women for 11 minutes and 42 seconds straight
If anyone does what tis man is implying imma wipe out me phone and call the police ತ_ತ . Seriously if this man makes a video of him doing this and it works just know that lady is indanger
Maybe that guy's in danger. I can't imagine a girl going through that with pure intentions. Imagine how many douchebags she's had to deal with already. He was probably the last straw.
Sparoof LOL
she needs to run smh
Typo: change "wipe" to "whip."
Yeah, yeah, I know I'm a grammar nazi. Comes with being a writer.
If a girl fell for that it’s just natural selection at that point
@@KirstenMarie_MS3 Same here, I'm an English major though. I totally get you though.
Are you wearing socks? Consider me seduced.
Lmaoo
Are you wearing a fedora? Consider me seduced.
“Are you wearing a fanny pack? Consider me seduced.”
spartan squid do you know Adam?
are you wearing earrings? consider me seduced.
If a guy ever told me any of these things....... I’d file a restraining order
If I heard that sexy librarian one I’d walk away *so* quickly.
"So my inability to see properly is sexy to you???" Not sure why that popped into my head when I heard that LMAO
Sara McGowan lmaoo
i would be so uncomfortable because broski im just adjusted my glasses why is sexy sexy the only thing in ur mind 😓
Sara McGowan Duh, that way they think you won’t be able to see their fake ass creepy ass attitude 👀
#fellow4eyes
Ive been called that by a guy before. Really awkward
Why does that man form his sentences so weirdly like am I the only one who noticed that?
He can't even read his lines correctly lmao
I noticed. And something else is so off!
Teresa Howick he looks like a nonce
If a man ever said this to me in real life I would run away screaminggggg
LADS do not use these, they will (probably) not work
Whoops too late
Kim Il-sung 👀 how’d it go?-
Kim il-sung gets all the ladies very moist
Too late...
Me: pffft, this video is going to be so hilarious and stupid!
Guy: wOaH tHe SeXuAl TeNsIoN iS iNsAnE!
Me: **Triple chin of discomfort** I’m in danger-
James: did you know I'm trilingual and that I have a girlfriend
The comments section, everytime: DiD yOu KnOw I'm TrILinGuAL aNd ThAt I hAvE a GiRLfRiEnD?
Slow down b
it bothers me “Girlfriend” only has one capital while the rest of the words have multiple
it is i, your 69th like
*I’m a woman and I can confirm that 99.9% of us will not like this*
I’m also a woman and I can confirm that at least 89.9% of us will drop kick you into the 2nd dimension if you say any of these phrases
I'm pretty sure 89.9% of people will get a restraining order if anyone says this to them.
As another woman i can back this up
as a woman, I too share the same opinion
As a woman, I wish to say 99,99% of us will beat this guy up
No one:
James:
Makes people think he is gonna play a snippit of slow down then does an ad.
Then at the end just plays "slow down"
*Slow down out June 1st*
Me: some people just wanna watch the world burn.
This “dating coach” guy: *exists*
Me: and some people make me wanna burn the world.
Was that a mean girls reference?
Someone recently used a line close to one of those to my friend and all of us and the people around us were honestly disgusted. Don't force yourself on a girl, it isn't 'hot' or 'cool'. Don't. I don't think any girl would want to know if a guy gets turned on by them.
God I can’t imagine the cringe when he shoots these lines to a chick and she goes... wtf no
all of those “ohhh youre really attracted to me huh?” lines can be shot down so easily “what gave you that impression”
Imagine just casually discussing about work and he says ‘this sexual tension is getting ridiculous’
Um..I think that’s just you, my guy.
i’m so early that james only speaks one language
I don’t get it
@@wilbursootisbetterthanyou9024 r/wooooosh
I am a girl and if someone said this to me every no matter what I would be so uncomfortable please dont say this to anybody ever
Same. 😭
*man, the sexual tension in here is ridiculous*
This is a joke, pls don't take this seriously
I had guys who approached me with “pick up” lines few times and it was such an embarrassing moment for them, you clearly should not feel uncomfortable, just react to their lines with straight face
Same, these lines are shit and the dating coach has no idea wtf hes doin
Yup especially the glasses thing or the comment on the clothes would just make me really insecure and never want to wear those clothes again/ touch my glasses again
if anyone every had the audacity to tell me “seriously you need to stop undressing me with your eyes” i would drop kick them into next week
But what if you were undressing them with your eyes? Dun dunnn this is a joke I swear-
I feel with the right comedic timing and delivery that could be a funny line, as a *pickup* line though, fuck that
As a female sapien being, this advice makes me generally uncomfortable so I will now go and eat some Pringles since it is 3 am
Yes same, can I come?
(This man is turning me into a lesbian)
@Adam Carlson Sour cream and chives and/or original
@@evan-yp8kr But of course!
@@Berilia why thank you!
him: “seriously, you should stop undressing me with your eyes.”
me: *_yeah, and you should stop giving me advice._*
You should write that on the original video lol.
when you're studying to be a librarian and you're almost done with college and then James trashes you
Yes
What do you study at librarian school?
@@mia-tr4shm4n50 how to identify a book
True 😂😂
@@mia-tr4shm4n50 basically its a bunch of computer records, and analytics, and book organization. there's actually a lot that goes into it
“They want to know they turn you on.” Yeah, uh doesn’t work, some random dude message my friend that. Unless you’re already dating them, just never ever say that it’s gross.
Thank you ;;
exactly. if u dont know them it just feels like they want you for sex and nothing else, and they dont actually like you or want to get to know you and its just kinda different. i think it only really should be used in relationships lmao
Guessing gay, ace, aro or women with a mind of their own don't exist in this guys world then... Damn
Woman: *breathes*
Man: tHe sExuAl tEnsIon iS gEtTinG RiDicuLouS....
*aggressively shoves woman to the ground*
Excuse you it's Sashimi-san O_O
This is off topic but I love your pfp ||-//
Brightheart 22 Oh thank you haha😇
James Marriot faked his own Sponsorships to feel good
And that kids is how u get tha girls if ya know what I mean
edit: Thank you for all of the like I have only been able to get 5 likes before so I was so happy when I woke up
also: it's a joke
Bars!
Thank God it was fake lmao
Then why the raid app link is in the description?
It aint fake, the links lead u to the Play Store and App Store to dwnld Raid
It not fake
"Women like to be desired."
Have you heard of asexual women?
Gray asexual here 🤚
Lesbians 🤝 asexuals
Not wanting to be hit on by men
Asexual isn’t about being desired, it’s about sexual desire or attractions. I have no use for being sexually attracted to someone because it doesn’t happen. Being just desired or attracted by or to something isn’t always sexual.
@@CrookSterNater Well his video sure as fuck said
Women like it when they're desired _sexually_
And lemme tell ya, as an enby on the asexual spectrum, no thanks.
I'm not asexual and honestly I don't wanna be "desired" 🙄 I wanna be appreciated
2020 james marriot? recommended doesn’t like that. HOWEVER, youtube recommendations does like 2013 james.