It's unclear if the woman didn't bother cleaning up after herself at all, which would bother a lot of people somewhat. If the dude wants a woman who's going to go the extra mile with cleaning and is generally highly submissive and helpful, there are women like that, but he should make it clear in advance that he's looking for that.
The c-section thing is a serious issue with mom groups online! I have kids, 1 was a c-section birth. In a group I was in a bunch of the mother's started bad mouthing me and going nutso when they found out. They were like "It's unnatural, you should've just gone the natural route." And I was like, "Um, if I had NOT had a c-section my baby and I would be dead right now." And they were all "Yeah. It would've been more natural!" WTFH?
What idiots! My dear SIL had to have c-sections with both babies, and it wasn't "easy", at all! She had a long hard labor and could have died without emergency surgery. I had one baby, the usual route, and it was so much easier than what she went through. I sure as hell got the epidural, though, and some numbnuts think that's "unnatural". The drugs from the epidural do not get to the baby at all, just made the process something I could remember fondly instead of just remembering the agony!
I'm sure all these ladies had zero medical consultation, no monitoring, no drug, no anesthesia ; they all gave birth alone in a crop and put they life and their children's at high risk, like nature intended to. Don't listen to them.
@@tdelioncourt1268 OMG...so true! I later on went into the group because I cloth diapered my babies and they were doing a bulk buy on supplies. And one of the ladies posted "Everyone I saw the other day at the birthday party, I took my son to the ER after the party because he still wasn't feeling good after we got home. And he has scarlet fever. So, just wanted to let you all know!" And one of the other moms said, "It's all good ladies, we have Jesus and essential oils! Everyone start rubbing their kids down with Oregano!" I shit you not. Swear on anything. This is EXACTLY what they said. I completely left the group at that point and started getting my supplies with a different group. LOL.
I wouldn't clean someone's house, especially when I'm first time over there. I could help with the dishes, that's it. The worst part is, that he feels entitled to do "tests" for future wife. WTF? Nobody is signing up for that sh*t. He just failed MY TEST. I guess now I have to tell him, we can't be together. 😆
I dated an abusive narcissist long-distance. First visit to his place (8 hour drive) I decided to be nice and clean the house while he was at work. The next visit to his place, he came home and yelled at me for having NOT cleaned this time. Apparently it was the “least I could do while he’s working and I’m sitting in his house doing nothing”. 🤦🏻♀️ 😢
So sad how this things are actually tearing families appart, what worries me the most is not the fact they believe everything online, but, their violent intolerance to others, their firm belief they are the only owners of truth and everyone else is inferior per se
If we had better laws to protect children's rights, parents like those would lose custody of their children. In Norway for example (where my husband is from and where my lucky af kids will be raised), public schooling is high quality and mandatory. None of 'merica's BS religious freedom excuse to home school kids so they can be just as stupid as their parents.
That's what happens when you grow up being lied to by the government, you cling to more lies. Truth and Honesty breeds Truth Honesty and Trust, Deception and Lies breed Deception Lies and Hate
@@SadPuppySoup please.......i've heard the same lies as everyone else, and im not a flat earther......or an anti-vaxxer.......nor do i believe that trump won the election. people believe shit because they are stupid, not because they are lied to.
I would say, "That's a tampon. Some women use it to manage their periods." I always find it weird when people get randomly offended by completely normal bodily functions.
That whole c-section thing was absurd enough but then she said 'hand it back to the dad'. He didn't push the kid out either and, obviously, if my wife were to give me our newborn saying 'I'm not their mother, you will have to raise them yourself', I would call for medical assistance.
Lol! Exactly, it makes no logical sense. And to imagine the beautiful silence there would be if there were less ignorant people in the world... they always seem to have something to say, and "loud and proud" at that.
She was probably high on all the drugs!!! I got high from all the gas & air when I had my 2nd Son, I was asking where my Baby was & I hadn’t even given Birth yet!!! 😂😂😂
@NCT_ LOVER_ Toxic parent, entitled dad, control freak or overall abuser. Ad to that possession of a gun and there you go. I wonder how much did they charge him for destroying school property, and if that taught him a lesson (probably not).
@@robertravena if he was really a "gun nut" he would have known better. He was probably a liberal who bought a gun after last summer's riots and doesn't know shit about firearms except from movies. you know the type.... ;)
@@theoverunderthinker I'm curious so I'll play..... Known better as far as what? He knew WTF he was doing. The whole "turns out a Mac doesn't take a 40 cal" was tongue in cheek. You know the one. ;-)
@@suneblommie4549 Well said. Sh*tting everyone has figured out for themselves, while period is a women thing and she wants to keep it a secret (gatekeep it). She's probably more compressed than that tampon. Amiright? 😆
In a family group (women of the family only), one of the younger women asked "us older women" about cups. OMG! The way one of the other older women reacted! "OMG! WHY are we even talking about this? Periods are meant to be private! NOT discussed in the family group!" blah blah blah. Needless to say...We now discuss periods on a monthly basis :) Taking the taboo out of periods, one family at a time.
As a mom who gave birth via c-section, that is one of my biggest pet peeves when women say that...you try takin care of a new born after havin a MAJOR surgery 🙄 I am most definitely 1000% a mom thank you very much
I was ever so thankful that I never had to experience what you went through. Even moving a few inches sideways with episiotomy stitches put a new spin on body awareness.
When a guy gets married, and the couple gets pregnant, and she has a safe delivery, they can probably count on her being there, and they are entitled to be happy and relieved. Other opinions deserve the remark, If I wanted sh** from you, I would squeeze your head. When you compare the case-fatality rate of pregnancy to most diseases, the comparison is not encouraging.
The burning sensation when I would have to shift in that bed for the first couple of days. Oof. I'm just eternally grateful that nobody came up to me with that attitude in person while I was still healing postpartum.
They're just goofballs. For them to even bring up some random crap to start drama without thinking of the many women who need the procedure for health reasons is a testament to their ignorance and arrogance.
You can be a mother without even giving birth. Also as someone who has given birth 'naturally' recovering with people suffering c section's I can pretty firmly agree it is not the 'easy' way out. It's major surgery...the recovery is brutal. Props to them being bad-ass :]
My child is 14 and I still have that numbing tenderness on my scar. I guess I should have just pushed my daughter out legs first so i can be a real Mom. My daughter barely made it into this world. 5 months of strict bed rest, strict diet, Dr. every week and had to go be monitored on a machine 1x a week. I had to see a specialist and he was not going to allow me to push the baby out because it was not safe for baby girl or I. How ridiculous of me to think that any of that made me a Mom.
Indeed. If I had not known what that was, I would have thought it was some kind of lotion bottle in the picture. As it was, I glossed over it and thought it was a graduation cap
And am I right in thinking that it was basically left over bandages for,l like, WWII soldiers that got repackaged into menstrual products? Like, menstrual products are super manly
I had an all natural birth but feel like a C-section is way harder. Yeah you don't have to push but you have to recover from major surgery while taking care of a newborn. Big hug to all the moms out there no matter how you birthed your baby
@@NickyD-fd5xk My mom had 3 c-sections and you're not technically supposed to have more than 1 due to potential medical complications but that consideration was thrown out the window due to the fact that she was only about 95 pounds (130 or so at the end of the pregnancies) so you might see the problems there. Thank god my dad was around to take care of my siblings when i was born (i'm the youngest)
@@NickyD-fd5xk Big hugs to all mums! No matter if they have birthed a baby or not. Or even better, big hugs to all people who take good care of children! Mums, dads, stepmums, stepdads, grandparents, gay couples, caring strangers, everybody. To know children are being taken care of, let me sleep in peace.
TAMPON story: Mom was babysitting some friend's kids. Little boy, around 5, found tampons and was running around with one he unwrapped. My sister yells, it's dynamite! Throw it before it blows up! I guess that "fuse" hanging from it and one too many Road Runner cartoons...
I can believe that a pilot would say that. Pilots have senses of humor too. It's quicker and easier to go "sure, whatever" with a wackado than it is to debate them when they don't live in the same reality as everyone else.
I have learned a valuable lesson today: do not drink while watching Charlotte’s videos. I took a big gulp of my beer just as she was getting to the cremated pet part, and am embarrassed to say I both choked and had beer coming out of my nose. I laugh too hard at these videos to be attempting to eat or drink.
@@elliottmcleandeboer not sure that would help though. If they want to believe their BS, they will come up with whatever explanations of what they see (lenses in the illuminators, drugs you've somehow given them, etc), or just plainly refuse to admit they see the curve.
I really wanted part 2 of father firing a gun into a SCHOOL laptop. Was he still that pleased with himself when he was informed that he would have to replace the school property he destroyed?
@@AgentX2006 that was exactly what I was thinking. and the people whose property he destroyed, the school district, I would not think are sympathetic to gun ownership (if they are like most) so they would probably throw whatever book they could at him!
@@LazyIRanch Plenty of place have laws prohibiting the discharge of a firearm within city or township limits with obvious exceptions like self defense. Shooting a school owned laptop is not a valid exception in any of those places.
I'm gonna go and tell my mum she is not my mother because she didn't let me suffocate to death with the umbilical cord and chose a c-section that left her with a big scar, brb
Got a vertical scar (& a 23 yo daughter) for the same exact thing. The cord was so tight, they had to resuscitate her. I also had a horizontal scar for my 2 year old because I had preeclampsia & it was dangerous for her to stay inside me. They will shocked to find out I’m not their “true” mother & they don’t have one 😂.
lol The fucking nerve of some people. Just because they failed biology, the rest of us have to listen to the entitled ramblings of morons. It is far more traumatic to a woman's body to have a C-section than a vaginal birth. Recovery time is longer, and there's long term complications to lack of abdominal control, greater chance of infection, etc.
This Karen annoys me so much! I had to be convinced to have C-section for my breach baby. I went into premature labor and he was poking out an arm when the doctor checked (fyi no one thought I was in labour up to that moment). And it annoys me on behalf of parents who adopted.
As a chinese person, I can confirm that dragons do, indeed, exist. We chinese are known as 龍的傳人 (descendants of dragons). In fact, once we become of age, we gain the ability to transform into dragons.
Oh my gosh, the Jesus one had me in my husband in stitches.🤣 My stomach hurts so bad from laughing so hard. We just watched the video and he's already calling me "sweaty" lmao! BEST VIDEO by far! 😆 Thank you, I needed that!
The c-section post really creams my corn. I'm SO thankful this option exists, especially scheduled c-sections. What about women who have more than one baby, have preeclampsia, have a breech baby, have pre-existing conditions - are they supposed to just die in childbirth to prove that they are "real mothers?"
This is true, I believe I read somewhere that the Flat Earthers have been around at least as far back as the 1970s, we just didn't have to hear about them and also because of that, there were also less of them! Because I think people found out about those people and started believing them too!
One time I met a guy on tinder and he was a flat-earther. according to him…there’s portals that take you to the other side and that’s why 😂😂😂 safe to say I didn’t talk to him again after that.
3:13 Let me see if I get this right, the dad decided that the SCHOOL computer that his daughter was not supposed to bring home from school, so the property of the school, should be completely trashed with a gun because she was messaging boys on it? I believe that is called vandalism, and I hope the school fined him for a brand new computer, and maybe reported it to the police
@@Reddzion I must confess that I don't understand what you mean... Are you asking if it would be still fine if someone "stole" the name to change their own for a reason that it's not gender-change related? ... Why would it be any different?
@@francesmcstay I think they are, lol. But I have met a few people who actually tried to argue with me about how god wrote the bible 💀 I'm not even religious. Why were they arguing with me?
@@francesmcstay haha, no doubt. The books definitely have some physical author, they wouldn't exist if they didn't. And you're probably right at who wrote those 🤣
@@francesmcstay not to mention that a LARGE portion of the New Testament is written by Paul as letters to some of the newly established and growing churches he helped start while on his journeys.
A family member tells me that I am not a mom because I had a c-section. 🙄 but I guess taking care of my kids everyday doesn’t matter and all the love a feel for them .🧐
Please do not take on that family member's lies. Let it wash off. Shrug it away. I've known better mothers who've adopted all their kids, than ones who had them "naturally". Mothering is a learned skill, or an instinctive reaction, but has nothing to do with actual birthing. I mean, how many videos are there on TH-cam of cats taking care of ducks? Lol.
People are such idiots. I hear people all the time say that it’s not a real birth because you didn’t do it “naturally”. Honey, if you did do it “naturally”, you may have died.
My uncle used to shame my mom because she had myself and my 2 brothers via C-section while his wife has 3 kids by 'natural' birth. Then his daughter (my cousin) gave birth via C-section and he finally had to shut up his stupid morron's mouth. Morale of the story is don't listen to those stupid insecure people even if they are family.
The same person probably shames their child for being a human being with their own opinions and going against their expectations. Anyone gatekeeping motherhood can shut up immediately. You are an excellent mother, because it is not blood that makes a family, butlove and loyalty, and you have definitely proved to be a better mother than whoever called you otherwise. Your kidslove you and you are a real wholesome mom
You got me on, "Never cremate your pet in the oven". It's hard to believe some of the things people post. I love that you do all the work and show how crazy some humans are.
I feel like the "flat-earther pilot" may have happened, like I have a friend who is getting his pilot license and I could totally see him saying something like that only to mess up with them lol Then he would tell us about it so we could all make fun of someone actually believing this bs
I feel that pilot knows just how to handle flat Earthers. It's the quickest way out of the conversation. "If I say more, they'll ruin my career. I shouldn't even be talking to you". I want that pilot on my plane! As for the FE, I wonder where education failed him?
I can assure you I would do this. What got me was the thought that this is his prepared/canned response. He could have used that answer more than once. 😂🤣
I thought that the flat earther’s post was them not getting that the pilot was making fun of them. Just like how they don’t know basic truths like: the earth is NOT flat!
@@makaylabyron972 Thanks for the confirmation!! I try not to needlessly judge others’ comment(s) too harshly, rashly, or presume negative or unfavorable intent, but it seemed warranted.
My mom had 2 c-sections in the 70s and has literally felt some kind of weird guilt about not "birthing" us. She really believed it when someone said she wasn't a real mother and held onto it for a long time. I had one C-section and one vbac I don't feel like more of a mother to my second.
I had 2 normal deliveries, then a c section she was breech badly then a natural vbac and yup don't feel any different with any of them. plus the c section was much harder to recover from let me tell u. while breast feeding the after pains of uterus contracting with a huge incision from belly button to pubic area was excruitiating to the point if felt like i was back in labour every feeding. i heal fast and 2.5 days later was home moving furniture and unpacking boxes as hubby had moved us while i was in hospital plus had 2 other children 17 months and 3 1/2 to care for but still a vaginal delivery is so much easier to heal from. and i had a ton of stitches with the first 2 kids and last baby as well so i know how bad that feels too. lets say the nearly 10 lb natural delivery after c section and it being 4th baby in 5.5 yrs was something to recover from. LOL some ppl are frankly too stupid to be breathing our air.
@@klowe7213 ahh thank u I try I try be best mom I can be. I lost one son age 33 suddenly feb2 22 so that's been devastating. Every one of my adult kids moved home at least once at some point for various reasons. My door always open. We lost their dad my hubby of nearly 26 yrs in 2011 age 47. Kids were 18, 21, 23, 24 so I'm all they have left. Also raised 2 toddlers for a friend for 3.5 yrs a step grand daughter for 4 yrs and had a teen thru cps for 9 months and loved every one as my own. Didn't make any difference if I birthed them or not. Those dang women who say such stupid things about c sections need a slap. As a disabled nurse I know that without c sections many more moms and babies would die. My daughter and I both would have. Thank god we have the knowledge to perform them.
@@cortneypayton6473 I was just saying that having a c-section is much more painful and risky than natural child birth and those who say we're not real Moms or we went the easy route are dumb.
I don't understand this. You GREW THE BABY IN YOUR WOMB just like all of the other bio mom's. People need to calm down. I had a standard birth but would've hated having to care for my baby AND post surgery abdomen
Noooo 😣 If we feed the crazy, they will miltiply. They will get stronger but feel oppressed, and they will make revolution and we will have to give them some recognition, or they will form a country. Let's spread the knowledge instead, 🤗 or avoid them entirely, if they won't listen.
A nurse actually told me that I'm not a real mother because I had csection the first time (was twins and separate sacs so csection was safer ). That really bothered me because I was going through Post partum depression all that time. It's like wtf, I carried my kids inside me, who cares how they came out of me. For my 2nd pregnancy had another csection but it was an emergency that time because I went into labour but wasnt going further than 2cm in 14 hrs so they decided it was best. Regardless of if pushed them out, or they cut them out, or hell even if I adopted them, they are mine, I love them, I am their mother.
I am so concerned about that flat earth dad kiddo. First he breaks the family apart, second it looks like that dude also punched a teacher now. Crazy world. I love this globe.
I have a friend who is a flat-earther "enthusiast," and that is being kind. He gets all pissed off when I won't engage in the argument. Lol I tell him, who gives a s#&t if it's flat. What does it matter, as long as we don't fall off the edge. Pisses him off every time. 😠😠😠😠
Always remember that nothing is ever really free... for instance, that post about the free tampons in New Hampshire schools, I don't know..it seems like there might be strings attached...
“The Japanese are Satan’s children.” I died. 🤣 Also super stoked that you’re Canadian. I mean, lots of people are - but it makes me happy and fills me with Canadian pride... which I also should apologize for or something since that’s our national pastime. 😊
Thank you SO much for the hearty chuckles this morning, Charlotte. I really needed them. I'm so happy I was raised by intelligent parents and associate with intelligent people.
OMG! I laughed when you said the lady is a “Karen or a Cheryl.” One of my aunts is named Sherril, and she is a SUPER DUPER southern belle!!!!! “Young lady, I do declare, there are certain things we just don’t do.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm sitting next to my 5yr old while watching this so I asked him "what shape is the earth?" He responds "like a round ball" Then he rolls his eyes at me and said "I knew that already". I replied "I know but a lot of people don't"
I must be a "real mom." I delivered my 2 daughters, right out my hoohah. The oldest, Amber, weighed 10lbs, 2oz. The second one, Teighlor, weighed 9lbs, 12oz. They're 31 and 25 now. If you, as a mother, had a C section, you're just as much a MOM as the rest of us! ❤❤❤
I’m currently on day 2 in quarantine, depressed because I won’t be able to celebrate my niece’s or my mom’s birthday, found this channel last night, and I’m so happy I did. Even though it hurts to laugh, you never fail to put a smile on my face while watching your videos. Thank you.
That tampon one just boggles the mind! Periods are not something to be ashamed of or disgusted about. Many years ago myself and some friends (a mix of male and female) were waiting for ages in a queue outside a nightclub in the cold when a couple of the girls decided to pretend to be having their periods and called out to the doormen "We are on our periods and need to change our tampons. Toxic shock syndrome kills you know!" They got to skip the queue and left us guys out in the cold for a further 20 minutes before we could go in. Nobody in the queue seemed to mind much (apart from the usual couple of arseholes) since most people thought it was a genius way to skip a queue! One of the girls later told the doorman the truth and he said "True or not, it made us laugh, so we let you in."
Id be going, so when getting dressed up to go out tonight, you never thought of changing it before you left home. You had it in all day and only thought about it now
0:59 If she made the mess, I’d be pissed too. *BUT* he said “test” which, imo, means he left it like that on purpose. It’d be funny if she broke up with _him_ for being such a slob.
im sick with pneumonia and ive been watching your videos for the past 3 hours!! thank you for making me laugh, even if its just for a little while!!!! THANK YOU CHARLOTTE!!
I'm curious how the guy is going to explain to the school that he shot up their computer. It's hilarious that you said she looks like "a Karen or a Cheryl." I have a sister named Cheryl, and I describe her as the original Karen. Pretty sure she wouldn't complain about the tampon, though. (I just hope she never sees this, or she'll ask to speak to my manager.) I think the pilot thing probably did happen, and I'm pretty sure he still laughs about that encounter with his friends to this day.
The "you're not a real mother if you had a c-section" thing has been around a long time. When I was pregnant, the hospital had a class type thing and the nurse told us if you end up having to have a c-section, it doesn't mean you aren't a real mother. I interrupted her and asked her what she was talking about. She explained that some women feel if they don't give birth the regular way they don't feel like they are a real mother. I was dumbfounded. All I could say was "That's ridiculous. It doesn't matter if it's the window or the door? Either way that baby is coming out" In the end, I had to have a c-section. That was almost 24 years ago.
Your Elders only tell those stories to non-Native Americans...sheesh...It's called "leg pulling". A joke. Make those white bois wander off looking so they'll leave you guys alone...lol.
@@Kayenne54 actually, no. They don't tell these stories PERIOD. At least mine specifically don't. Granted, there's different lore for different areas, but never once has the thought of a dragon came up anywhere in our stories, nor have I heard of there being a story. Regardless of to whom it was allegedly told, it's extremely doubtful this would ever happen
@@mariella2884 I guess not! I've lived by, on, or near Paiute, Lakota, and Blackfoot Reservations and damnit I wanna know when dragon season is cuz it sure wasnt for those years 🤣🤣
I used to invite my friends over Iftar in Ramadan. You can't imagine the mess I clean out alone and dinner too. They don't help and that's not a determination of our friendship. Everybody needs help cleaning out especially on Ramadan.
Yeah I totally understand that. Ramadan time and also rest of the year my sister whenever spend time with me or have fun but at the end I am only left alone cleaning, If I stop hanging out with her I become the bad and mean sister AND my whole family gets upset about it .
Helping someone to clean after is ok..especially the mess was created because of them. In this case cooking for them. When I go over to a place I volunteer to help with dishes etc. But why would someone clean the house of another because he is too lazy to pick up after himself? He is making a mess and why a stranger should do it?
The tampon one, though!!! I just sat down this morning w/ my 6yo, opened a tampon pkg, explained how you insert it & then dipped it in my tea (old tea, cold, not planning on drinking any more) to show her how it works. I refuse to make her feel uncomfortable/ashamed of a natural body function that will allow her to GROW A SMALL HUMAN, should she so choose!
I love watching Charlotte's videos. Usually her reactions are funnier then the things she's reacting to. These are the only videos i actually do laugh out loud to. Thank you.
It's really not that uncommon in most parts of Europe. Americans have this weird relationship with alcohol. That being said, no one should be giving that kid beer without asking his parents first.
@@CrimsonRoseDancer seriously? They didn’t think to ask the other parents? I sincerely hope this kid is lying otherwise that opens a whole other can of worms. Honestly though, it sounds like his parents are insane twats and he probably needs a glass of damn wine with his dinner. 🤦♀️ I say go for it.
@@amyness3452 I mean in my european country the law allows beer or wine from the age of 16, stronger stuff at 18. We started to drink at 14, 15ish, and I wouldn't say we could handle it all that well. But maybe kids go through that phase when they first start drinking, regardless of age. 12 is way too young. Unless it's like "do you want to try one sip to know what it tastes like".
6:10 Actually it‘s not impossible that that really happened and the pilot was just a giant troll who knew that flat earther was a lost case anyway, so he decided to have some fun. 😂
“C-sections are the easiest way?” Tell that to MY mum who was in labour for hours before being told she had to have a cesarian because her baby (ie, me, sorry Mum) was facing the wrong was and couldn’t be born feet first! She was only partially numb from the waist down so, yeah, she could FEEL me being born and had to have dissolvable staples which you can still see the scars from today. And this was in the middle of a heatwave! Yeah, sure! Easy! That’s only coming from someone who never had one! Next you’ll be telling me that women who have miscarriages aren’t really mothers either!
The only people who actually think that being essentially disemboweled without anesthesia is easy are obviously delusional and probably had an epidural anyway. Being completely numb is easy, having your abdomen cut open is not. Kudos to your mama
It’s so daft, my step sister had to have a c section, she had a much worse time of it than I did and I wouldn’t have her or my nephews if she hadn’t had a c section both times.
RIGHT?? I was so afraid that I might have to have a C-section and so glad when I didn't. My SIL had to have a c-section with both of her babies, and her recovery was much rougher than mine. She was in labor for so long, she was getting weak and it could have gone very badly. She's one of the strongest and bravest people I've ever known, and a great mom!
Yep I had 3 natural birth and 2 c-sections and they are way more painful than natural birth.. I remember my first 24 years ago begging them to put me back in the bed after they tried getting me out..
Exactly!! I’m a retired newborn nursery RN. When I’d take the babies out to the new mom that had just had c sections they were in so much pain! They still wanted their babies but could hardly move around in bed or position the baby for feedings. But the moms who delivered vaginally were up, walking around, ready to take care of their baby and see visitors. We had to literally tell them to take it easy bc the adrenaline would wear off and they’d crash! Lol
I woke up with that instant regret/embarrassment of knowing I got too drunk last night and this video made me feel better about anything stupid I could've done. Thank you soooo much! 🤌
Hahahaha my Gran called it a tuppence ( old English money ) and whenever she went for a wee she’d say she was just going to spend a penny ( a penny is like a cent ) . I recounted this to my sister in law one Christmas, my son was six weeks old at the time and she was about ready to pop with his cousin. We were in hysterics after I told her . She laughed so hard that it induced her labour. She had my niece on Boxing Day and I was definitely blamed for the slightly early entrance into the world. 😆 love your channel btw.
4:30 I remember one time, a little boy I was working with (I worked at a Montessori) came running in with something in his hands. When I saw it was wrapped, I thought it was fine, maybe a snack. But later, I went to talk with the kid. He was using an unused tampon to take paint, and dab it on his nails. He was trying to paint his nails. 🥺 it was so funny, but also really cute. The teacher asked me to talk to him (cause she was busy), and I had to sit this very small child down and talk with him about tampons, telling him they’re not for nail polish. When he asked what they were for, I had to explain, very carefully, that women used them to “bandage up a booboo inside”. He just frowned, and said “but it can be used for painting, though”. And just… I was not sure what to say to that, I just told him “they’re not for painting your nails, I’m sorry.” Half an hour later, the kid was painting on a piece of paper with another tampon! Next time I saw him, he was just so excited to tell me that “he knew what the buds were for”. He called them “buds” cause he thought they bloomed like flowers. I asked him to tell me, but instead he showed me. He took a tampon from the women’s room (he asked me to get one), a cup, filled it with water, then red paint, and shoved the tampon in. When it was “full”, he pulled it out, and said “it’s for red messes!” And I just… I was both surprised, and trying not to laugh. Later the teacher told me that his mother tried to demonstrate with red food coloring, and it sent the wrong message.
OMG a picture of plastic and cotton that is a sanitary hygiene product. I bet she freaks out over TOILET PAPER commercials SMH I would also bet if she has a daughter the daughter started at school and freaked out because mom is embarrassed. Thank you to my dad that thought more about me than his own embarrassment 💯
God Charlotte I love you so much man! It’s fantastic to listen to your content while I’m doing artwork and you fucking kill me with some of your remarks. Keep being you man! Thanks for making many of my hours during the construction of these pieces pretty freaking funny!
What got me as a foreigner in Britain is that it is entirely legal for your child to drink in your home after the age of 5. I really was gobsmacked when I googled that nugget.
@@katiet8962 When I went to a neighbours, their 11 and 5 year olds were having Smirnoff ice and peach schnapps and offered my kids some, I literally must have looked like I was buffering for a few seconds. I mean, being Irish, I know we have the name of alcoholism(given to us by british and ironically, we drink more tea) but I just could not compute that this is normal to some people. 5 year olds shouldn't be drinking caffeinated coke, much less alchopops.
@@katiet8962 I do believe there's a little bit more to that law, along the lines of it being a drink with a meal and a limited amount, not that your 5yo can legally get wasted at home. I know that you can legally give your kids (unsure of age specifics, but I think it's teens) a drink in a restaurant while having a meal. As a frenchman in Britain, this didn't shock me as there is a similar law in France (although the mealtime and drinking culture is vastly different). And as usual with alcohol it should be in moderation anyway
Future (or current) alcoholic. Then, there's the whole gateway.... 🚬 P.S. Why are other adults providing someone else's child with alcohol? I think CPS, (or whatever it's called outside of the US) need to become involved.
I can 100% confirm the "pilot story"! If it happened in Northern Illinois! My uncle flew for United before he passed (R.I.P.)! At a class reunion, an old classmate asked him about the flat Earth, he gave the same reply!!
When I read "Hey everybody", I couldn't help to hear Charlotte's voice and tone XD I'm French and I'm REALLY taking after her for my prononciations and reading
My sister had bilateral tubes in her ears. Every day my Mom had to put drops in them to keep them from drying out. The oil thing confuses me. We had to do this to our sister so her ear drum wouldn’t rupture.
Have a lovely day everyone, and I hope you are all doing well, always be yourself and don't change yourself because others in your life don't accept you for who you are.
The girl who failed the “girlfriending” dodged a bullet there!
OMG Yes!! She needs to run!
What some mothers are teaching their sons now a days jeez
@@christyjo5126 I agree some might be too babied but honestly men are just like that. I wouldn't solely blame mothers
yep
if I invite someone to my flat, I provide food and cleaning after, not my guests
if someone crashes at my flat, that's different
It's unclear if the woman didn't bother cleaning up after herself at all, which would bother a lot of people somewhat. If the dude wants a woman who's going to go the extra mile with cleaning and is generally highly submissive and helpful, there are women like that, but he should make it clear in advance that he's looking for that.
honestly the flat-earther vs pilot one could be true and the pilot was having fun at their expense. I know I would.
I pretty much said the same thing.
That's exactly what I thought 😂
I agree, he was definitely winding her up!
Flatearthers....because even scientologists need someone to laugh at
I assumed the same, pilots can troll.
The c-section thing is a serious issue with mom groups online! I have kids, 1 was a c-section birth. In a group I was in a bunch of the mother's started bad mouthing me and going nutso when they found out. They were like "It's unnatural, you should've just gone the natural route." And I was like, "Um, if I had NOT had a c-section my baby and I would be dead right now." And they were all "Yeah. It would've been more natural!" WTFH?
What idiots! My dear SIL had to have c-sections with both babies, and it wasn't "easy", at all! She had a long hard labor and could have died without emergency surgery. I had one baby, the usual route, and it was so much easier than what she went through. I sure as hell got the epidural, though, and some numbnuts think that's "unnatural". The drugs from the epidural do not get to the baby at all, just made the process something I could remember fondly instead of just remembering the agony!
I'm sure all these ladies had zero medical consultation, no monitoring, no drug, no anesthesia ; they all gave birth alone in a crop and put they life and their children's at high risk, like nature intended to.
Don't listen to them.
They are insane people damn
@@tdelioncourt1268 OMG...so true! I later on went into the group because I cloth diapered my babies and they were doing a bulk buy on supplies. And one of the ladies posted "Everyone I saw the other day at the birthday party, I took my son to the ER after the party because he still wasn't feeling good after we got home. And he has scarlet fever. So, just wanted to let you all know!" And one of the other moms said, "It's all good ladies, we have Jesus and essential oils! Everyone start rubbing their kids down with Oregano!" I shit you not. Swear on anything. This is EXACTLY what they said. I completely left the group at that point and started getting my supplies with a different group. LOL.
@@twoweirdoswithkiddos7970 Holy crap, I use Oregano oil to burn off warts. They rub it on their kids? !!!!
Unicorns do exists, they're chubby, gray, and called rhinos.
🤔
Well damn. You're right
Only the Indian rhino though. The black and white rhinos native to Africa are called bicorns.
😂 I’m dead!
Aren’t they Twoicornes?
I thought they evolved into sea mammals and became narwhals.
“ThAts just the name of our company we don’t require intoxication”
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣
I choose to believe that the pilot one was real, and the pilot was just a sarcastic, funny dude 😂😂😂
same
Same
I get that he's amusing himself but honestly dude, don't feel the circus animals.
@@lillyess385 do you mean fuel?
@@onecuriousowl maybe feed
The guy doing a wife test to see if his girlfriend would clean up after him... honey no one wants to be a mom to a 30 year old, do your own dishes
I wouldn't clean someone's house, especially when I'm first time over there.
I could help with the dishes, that's it.
The worst part is, that he feels entitled to do "tests" for future wife. WTF? Nobody is signing up for that sh*t.
He just failed MY TEST. I guess now I have to tell him, we can't be together. 😆
He would have failed my “test”, seeing that he is a lazy slob who doesn’t clean up before having a girl over he is trying to impress. Lol
WORD
True!!!
I dated an abusive narcissist long-distance. First visit to his place (8 hour drive) I decided to be nice and clean the house while he was at work.
The next visit to his place, he came home and yelled at me for having NOT cleaned this time.
Apparently it was the “least I could do while he’s working and I’m sitting in his house doing nothing”. 🤦🏻♀️ 😢
So sad how this things are actually tearing families appart, what worries me the most is not the fact they believe everything online, but, their violent intolerance to others, their firm belief they are the only owners of truth and everyone else is inferior per se
If we had better laws to protect children's rights, parents like those would lose custody of their children. In Norway for example (where my husband is from and where my lucky af kids will be raised), public schooling is high quality and mandatory. None of 'merica's BS religious freedom excuse to home school kids so they can be just as stupid as their parents.
That's what happens when you grow up being lied to by the government, you cling to more lies. Truth and Honesty breeds Truth Honesty and Trust, Deception and Lies breed Deception Lies and Hate
@@SadPuppySoup please.......i've heard the same lies as everyone else, and im not a flat earther......or an anti-vaxxer.......nor do i believe that trump won the election.
people believe shit because they are stupid, not because they are lied to.
@@1369Stiles True, stupidity has most to do with it. I'm glad to hear you're not any of those things, I too am sane.
Made me feel a bit sad seen this people getting obsessed over silly things and loosing their families.
I would say, "That's a tampon. Some women use it to manage their periods."
I always find it weird when people get randomly offended by completely normal bodily functions.
Right? It's like getting offended looking at a roll of toilet paper
When men act like that, I get randomly disgusted by urinals.
That whole c-section thing was absurd enough but then she said 'hand it back to the dad'.
He didn't push the kid out either and, obviously, if my wife were to give me our newborn saying 'I'm not their mother, you will have to raise them yourself', I would call for medical assistance.
Lol! Exactly, it makes no logical sense. And to imagine the beautiful silence there would be if there were less ignorant people in the world... they always seem to have something to say, and "loud and proud" at that.
She was probably high on all the drugs!!! I got high from all the gas & air when I had my 2nd Son, I was asking where my Baby was & I hadn’t even given Birth yet!!! 😂😂😂
i love that charlotte completely missed the fact that he shot a computer that belonged TO THE SCHOOL.
lol
@NCT_ LOVER_ he's a gun nut. "nuff said.
@NCT_ LOVER_ Toxic parent, entitled dad, control freak or overall abuser. Ad to that possession of a gun and there you go.
I wonder how much did they charge him for destroying school property, and if that taught him a lesson (probably not).
@@robertravena if he was really a "gun nut" he would have known better. He was probably a liberal who bought a gun after last summer's riots and doesn't know shit about firearms except from movies.
you know the type....
;)
@@theoverunderthinker I'm curious so I'll play.....
Known better as far as what? He knew WTF he was doing. The whole "turns out a Mac doesn't take a 40 cal" was tongue in cheek. You know the one. ;-)
Was probably all fake anyway
The tampon one had me dying
😂 It's just compressed cotton man
@NCT_ LOVER_ like... Its just a toiletry. Does she also get offended when she sees toilet paper? 😂
@@suneblommie4549 Well said.
Sh*tting everyone has figured out for themselves, while period is a women thing and she wants to keep it a secret (gatekeep it).
She's probably more compressed than that tampon. Amiright? 😆
@@suneblommie4549 Lmfaoo this comment had me dying 😂😂
In a family group (women of the family only), one of the younger women asked "us older women" about cups. OMG! The way one of the other older women reacted! "OMG! WHY are we even talking about this? Periods are meant to be private! NOT discussed in the family group!" blah blah blah. Needless to say...We now discuss periods on a monthly basis :) Taking the taboo out of periods, one family at a time.
It WAS out of the plastic wrapper, which makes it a naked tampon....🤣
As a mom who gave birth via c-section, that is one of my biggest pet peeves when women say that...you try takin care of a new born after havin a MAJOR surgery 🙄 I am most definitely 1000% a mom thank you very much
I was ever so thankful that I never had to experience what you went through. Even moving a few inches sideways with episiotomy stitches put a new spin on body awareness.
When a guy gets married, and the couple gets pregnant, and she has a safe delivery, they can probably count on her being there, and they are entitled to be happy and relieved. Other opinions deserve the remark, If I wanted sh** from you, I would squeeze your head. When you compare the case-fatality rate of pregnancy to most diseases, the comparison is not encouraging.
The burning sensation when I would have to shift in that bed for the first couple of days. Oof. I'm just eternally grateful that nobody came up to me with that attitude in person while I was still healing postpartum.
They're just goofballs. For them to even bring up some random crap to start drama without thinking of the many women who need the procedure for health reasons is a testament to their ignorance and arrogance.
Listen having a c section is so hardcore like you ladies should actually be ULTRA moms
You can be a mother without even giving birth. Also as someone who has given birth 'naturally' recovering with people suffering c section's I can pretty firmly agree it is not the 'easy' way out. It's major surgery...the recovery is brutal. Props to them being bad-ass :]
Exactly!
My child is 14 and I still have that numbing tenderness on my scar. I guess I should have just pushed my daughter out legs first so i can be a real Mom. My daughter barely made it into this world. 5 months of strict bed rest, strict diet, Dr. every week and had to go be monitored on a machine 1x a week. I had to see a specialist and he was not going to allow me to push the baby out because it was not safe for baby girl or I. How ridiculous of me to think that any of that made me a Mom.
I love it when people get disgusted by period products. IT'S A CLEAN PIECE OF COTTON.
Indeed. If I had not known what that was, I would have thought it was some kind of lotion bottle in the picture. As it was, I glossed over it and thought it was a graduation cap
@@joeking1584 It's a tampon with a tool around it to help insert it deep enough. The plastic does not stay inside once you're done inserting.
And am I right in thinking that it was basically left over bandages for,l like, WWII soldiers that got repackaged into menstrual products? Like, menstrual products are super manly
@@AC-jj3ul manly doesnt equal good
@@RacingPepe I think he probably knows that. 😉
Shit! I had a c-section. All these years i spent caring for a child that apparently wasn’t mine. 😂
Me too. And my son is 30 right now. I want reparations immediately!!!
😂😂😂
I had an all natural birth but feel like a C-section is way harder. Yeah you don't have to push but you have to recover from major surgery while taking care of a newborn. Big hug to all the moms out there no matter how you birthed your baby
@@NickyD-fd5xk My mom had 3 c-sections and you're not technically supposed to have more than 1 due to potential medical complications but that consideration was thrown out the window due to the fact that she was only about 95 pounds (130 or so at the end of the pregnancies) so you might see the problems there. Thank god my dad was around to take care of my siblings when i was born (i'm the youngest)
@@NickyD-fd5xk Big hugs to all mums! No matter if they have birthed a baby or not. Or even better, big hugs to all people who take good care of children! Mums, dads, stepmums, stepdads, grandparents, gay couples, caring strangers, everybody. To know children are being taken care of, let me sleep in peace.
TAMPON story: Mom was babysitting some friend's kids. Little boy, around 5, found tampons and was running around with one he unwrapped. My sister yells, it's dynamite! Throw it before it blows up!
I guess that "fuse" hanging from it and one too many Road Runner cartoons...
XD
I can believe that a pilot would say that. Pilots have senses of humor too. It's quicker and easier to go "sure, whatever" with a wackado than it is to debate them when they don't live in the same reality as everyone else.
I have learned a valuable lesson today: do not drink while watching Charlotte’s videos. I took a big gulp of my beer just as she was getting to the cremated pet part, and am embarrassed to say I both choked and had beer coming out of my nose. I laugh too hard at these videos to be attempting to eat or drink.
I snorted soda out my nose once....feel the burn..:)
But yeah...I now time it more carefully. 👍
Live and learn 🌈
I can’t accept that flat earthers actually exist. It’s gotta be a freaking prank. Like a mass prank.
Same. Mass internet prank! The posts read as fake!
I so agree with you on that because it just.. How is that even possible..?
@@SheilaR.08 Damn.. You're right.. Ughh😒
I’d offer him a free flight - and just keep flying further and further and further up
@@elliottmcleandeboer not sure that would help though. If they want to believe their BS, they will come up with whatever explanations of what they see (lenses in the illuminators, drugs you've somehow given them, etc), or just plainly refuse to admit they see the curve.
I really wanted part 2 of father firing a gun into a SCHOOL laptop. Was he still that pleased with himself when he was informed that he would have to replace the school property he destroyed?
he probably would get charged for that as well. Destruction of school property via firearm? not gonna go well!
@@theoverunderthinker Depending on where he discharged that firearm he could be facing a whole slew of charges.
@@AgentX2006 Right! Child endangerment at the very least! That was an Apple laptop, so probably not cheap.
@@AgentX2006 that was exactly what I was thinking. and the people whose property he destroyed, the school district, I would not think are sympathetic to gun ownership (if they are like most) so they would probably throw whatever book they could at him!
@@LazyIRanch Plenty of place have laws prohibiting the discharge of a firearm within city or township limits with obvious exceptions like self defense. Shooting a school owned laptop is not a valid exception in any of those places.
I'm gonna go and tell my mum she is not my mother because she didn't let me suffocate to death with the umbilical cord and chose a c-section that left her with a big scar, brb
How unmotherly of her! 🤣 saving yours and her lives....the audacity!
Got a vertical scar (& a 23 yo daughter) for the same exact thing. The cord was so tight, they had to resuscitate her. I also had a horizontal scar for my 2 year old because I had preeclampsia & it was dangerous for her to stay inside me. They will shocked to find out I’m not their “true” mother & they don’t have one 😂.
lol The fucking nerve of some people. Just because they failed biology, the rest of us have to listen to the entitled ramblings of morons. It is far more traumatic to a woman's body to have a C-section than a vaginal birth. Recovery time is longer, and there's long term complications to lack of abdominal control, greater chance of infection, etc.
How unmotherly of me to put the lives & needs of my 2 girls first!! Lol
This Karen annoys me so much! I had to be convinced to have C-section for my breach baby. I went into premature labor and he was poking out an arm when the doctor checked (fyi no one thought I was in labour up to that moment).
And it annoys me on behalf of parents who adopted.
As a chinese person, I can confirm that dragons do, indeed, exist. We chinese are known as 龍的傳人 (descendants of dragons). In fact, once we become of age, we gain the ability to transform into dragons.
Lmaoo uhhh is this Jake the American Dragon ?
I can confirm. I was toasted by one.
What if someone's part Chinese, do they transform to a human-dragon hybrid instead? Asking for a friend.
@@renivideht they turn into bats
@@louisemallard2132 Oh that's fascinating I had no idea.
Oh my gosh, the Jesus one had me in my husband in stitches.🤣 My stomach hurts so bad from laughing so hard. We just watched the video and he's already calling me "sweaty" lmao! BEST VIDEO by far! 😆 Thank you, I needed that!
The c-section post really creams my corn. I'm SO thankful this option exists, especially scheduled c-sections. What about women who have more than one baby, have preeclampsia, have a breech baby, have pre-existing conditions - are they supposed to just die in childbirth to prove that they are "real mothers?"
there's always been crazy people out there, social media just makes it easier to identify them
I’m grateful for that... keeps me in check and helps to be a better human being.
I am worried ... There so many of them 🤣
There is a group for everything in the world as fucked up as you can think.
This is true, I believe I read somewhere that the Flat Earthers have been around at least as far back as the 1970s, we just didn't have to hear about them and also because of that, there were also less of them! Because I think people found out about those people and started believing them too!
or produce them
Oh no, I believe that pilot story happened. But the pilot was laughing his butt off internally at that lady for sure.
If the earth was flat cats would push everything off it.
WTF that was so funny !!! XD
This is single-handedly the best pro globe argument I've seen
One time I met a guy on tinder and he was a flat-earther. according to him…there’s portals that take you to the other side and that’s why 😂😂😂 safe to say I didn’t talk to him again after that.
Never a truer statement said.
LMAO THIS NEEDS TO BE SHARED WITH EVERYONE!!! 😂
3:13 Let me see if I get this right, the dad decided that the SCHOOL computer that his daughter was not supposed to bring home from school, so the property of the school, should be completely trashed with a gun because she was messaging boys on it?
I believe that is called vandalism, and I hope the school fined him for a brand new computer, and maybe reported it to the police
A friend I grew up with actually "stole" a name of my baby name list when he came out as trans 😅 what can I say? He got taste 🤣
Why do i find this cute 🤣
Wut?
So if they weren't trans and still stole the name anyway would it still be fine?
@@Reddzion I must confess that I don't understand what you mean... Are you asking if it would be still fine if someone "stole" the name to change their own for a reason that it's not gender-change related?
... Why would it be any different?
I wonder, is the guy who punched out the teacher the same guy who spent Christmas alone without his "globe-head" family?
Yeah, I was surprised Charlotte didn't try to make that connection.
I was wondering that, but they used fairly dissimilar terminology. Not impossible though.
I was thinking the same thing!! He even mentioned his wife leaving him over it.... wtf is wrong with these people?!?!
and the same guy who befriended the pilot?
Here's the theory: all flat-earthers are actually one person )).
The Jesus one killed me the most today. Not just that she sees Jesus as American but as an author too 😂
It's crazy, I thought God wrote the bible?
@@francesmcstay I think they are, lol.
But I have met a few people who actually tried to argue with me about how god wrote the bible 💀 I'm not even religious. Why were they arguing with me?
@@francesmcstay haha, no doubt. The books definitely have some physical author, they wouldn't exist if they didn't. And you're probably right at who wrote those 🤣
@@dlcdaniel705 It was all going fine until King James did an unauthorised copy. I bet you could make a mint on a signed copy though.
@@francesmcstay not to mention that a LARGE portion of the New Testament is written by Paul as letters to some of the newly established and growing churches he helped start while on his journeys.
A family member tells me that I am not a mom because I had a c-section. 🙄 but I guess taking care of my kids everyday doesn’t matter and all the love a feel for them .🧐
Please do not take on that family member's lies. Let it wash off. Shrug it away. I've known better mothers who've adopted all their kids, than ones who had them "naturally". Mothering is a learned skill, or an instinctive reaction, but has nothing to do with actual birthing. I mean, how many videos are there on TH-cam of cats taking care of ducks? Lol.
People are such idiots. I hear people all the time say that it’s not a real birth because you didn’t do it “naturally”. Honey, if you did do it “naturally”, you may have died.
My uncle used to shame my mom because she had myself and my 2 brothers via C-section while his wife has 3 kids by 'natural' birth. Then his daughter (my cousin) gave birth via C-section and he finally had to shut up his stupid morron's mouth. Morale of the story is don't listen to those stupid insecure people even if they are family.
The same person probably shames their child for being a human being with their own opinions and going against their expectations. Anyone gatekeeping motherhood can shut up immediately. You are an excellent mother, because it is not blood that makes a family, butlove and loyalty, and you have definitely proved to be a better mother than whoever called you otherwise. Your kidslove you and you are a real wholesome mom
And you call that person a FAMILY member?!
No, hun, they're not family. They're just a big member.
You got me on, "Never cremate your pet in the oven". It's hard to believe some of the things people post. I love that you do all the work and show how crazy some humans are.
Honestly, I'd be all for that dragons living with humans conspiracy. Sounds like a sick fantasy sci-fi novel!
I feel like the "flat-earther pilot" may have happened, like I have a friend who is getting his pilot license and I could totally see him saying something like that only to mess up with them lol Then he would tell us about it so we could all make fun of someone actually believing this bs
I feel that pilot knows just how to handle flat Earthers. It's the quickest way out of the conversation. "If I say more, they'll ruin my career. I shouldn't even be talking to you". I want that pilot on my plane! As for the FE, I wonder where education failed him?
I can assure you I would do this. What got me was the thought that this is his prepared/canned response. He could have used that answer more than once. 😂🤣
100%, and would troll again if I were the pilot.
This chair has a similar attitude like the last one😂 hope this one doesn't fart and blame it on Charlotte like the last one always did 😂
(reporting from 5 days later)....*ohh.... It does. 😁😎"
Best joke I heard was “2020 was a tough year for those flat Earthers wondering if lockdown pushed anyone over The Edge 😂
That's a cool way to put it 🤣
I thought that the flat earther’s post was them not getting that the pilot was making fun of them. Just like how they don’t know basic truths like: the earth is NOT flat!
Definitely was.🤣
@@makaylabyron972 Thanks for the confirmation!! I try not to needlessly judge others’ comment(s) too harshly, rashly, or presume negative or unfavorable intent, but it seemed warranted.
@@SuperLadyDanger When it's slapping you in the face how could you not. I love that he also thinks he's a good friend. 🤣
My mom had 2 c-sections in the 70s and has literally felt some kind of weird guilt about not "birthing" us. She really believed it when someone said she wasn't a real mother and held onto it for a long time. I had one C-section and one vbac I don't feel like more of a mother to my second.
I had 2 normal deliveries, then a c section she was breech badly then a natural vbac and yup don't feel any different with any of them. plus the c section was much harder to recover from let me tell u. while breast feeding the after pains of uterus contracting with a huge incision from belly button to pubic area was excruitiating to the point if felt like i was back in labour every feeding. i heal fast and 2.5 days later was home moving furniture and unpacking boxes as hubby had moved us while i was in hospital plus had 2 other children 17 months and 3 1/2 to care for but still a vaginal delivery is so much easier to heal from. and i had a ton of stitches with the first 2 kids and last baby as well so i know how bad that feels too. lets say the nearly 10 lb natural delivery after c section and it being 4th baby in 5.5 yrs was something to recover from. LOL some ppl are frankly too stupid to be breathing our air.
@@shelleyg1836 You sound like a wonderful mama! Your kids are lucky to have you :)
@@klowe7213 ahh thank u I try I try be best mom I can be. I lost one son age 33 suddenly feb2 22 so that's been devastating. Every one of my adult kids moved home at least once at some point for various reasons. My door always open. We lost their dad my hubby of nearly 26 yrs in 2011 age 47. Kids were 18, 21, 23, 24 so I'm all they have left. Also raised 2 toddlers for a friend for 3.5 yrs a step grand daughter for 4 yrs and had a teen thru cps for 9 months and loved every one as my own. Didn't make any difference if I birthed them or not. Those dang women who say such stupid things about c sections need a slap. As a disabled nurse I know that without c sections many more moms and babies would die. My daughter and I both would have. Thank god we have the knowledge to perform them.
legit almost spit my drink out at the "he is not circumcised, if that helps?" part
Having a c-section is SERIOUSLY painful, it felt like my insides were going to fall out for like 2 weeks, lol. Some people are just awful, lol.
Same! It was awful.
No need to explain yourself.
@@cortneypayton6473 I was just saying that having a c-section is much more painful and risky than natural child birth and those who say we're not real Moms or we went the easy route are dumb.
I've never had a c-section but it totally seems harder. I get pissed when people say that doesn't make you a 'real' mom. Utter bullshit
I don't understand this. You GREW THE BABY IN YOUR WOMB just like all of the other bio mom's. People need to calm down. I had a standard birth but would've hated having to care for my baby AND post surgery abdomen
I bet the thing with the pilot really DID happen...
...but he said it to her for sh!ts and giggles.
I know I would've done the same, lmao.
Sometimes it's fun to feed the crazy.
@@MollyPrewittWeasley Hahaha...yes, yes it is! I work in customer service, and sometimes I just can't help myself.
Noooo 😣
If we feed the crazy, they will miltiply. They will get stronger but feel oppressed, and they will make revolution and we will have to give them some recognition, or they will form a country.
Let's spread the knowledge instead, 🤗 or avoid them entirely, if they won't listen.
i would have done the same too. or make up something even more outlandish.
SHIGGLES!
Charlotte, your facial expressions SLAY me!!!! You make these posts even better by your spot on reactions and pithy comments!!!! My hero!💅🏼
A nurse actually told me that I'm not a real mother because I had csection the first time (was twins and separate sacs so csection was safer ). That really bothered me because I was going through Post partum depression all that time. It's like wtf, I carried my kids inside me, who cares how they came out of me. For my 2nd pregnancy had another csection but it was an emergency that time because I went into labour but wasnt going further than 2cm in 14 hrs so they decided it was best. Regardless of if pushed them out, or they cut them out, or hell even if I adopted them, they are mine, I love them, I am their mother.
I am so concerned about that flat earth dad kiddo. First he breaks the family apart, second it looks like that dude also punched a teacher now. Crazy world. I love this globe.
I was surprised Charlotte didn't make that connection.
I was wondering that too is the dad that left his "globetard" family the same one that punched the teacher lol 😆
I honestly really hope it’s the same guy. It would be a shame to have more than one person like that on this globe.
I have a friend who is a flat-earther "enthusiast," and that is being kind. He gets all pissed off when I won't engage in the argument. Lol I tell him, who gives a s#&t if it's flat. What does it matter, as long as we don't fall off the edge.
Pisses him off every time. 😠😠😠😠
@@nenamichelle I know right, scary thought.
Always remember that nothing is ever really free... for instance, that post about the free tampons in New Hampshire schools, I don't know..it seems like there might be strings attached...
good one!😂
well, once I bought a whole box of defective tampons...none had strings.
This was very clever 😁
Lmfao
🤣🤣🤣 nice one!
“The Japanese are Satan’s children.” I died. 🤣
Also super stoked that you’re Canadian. I mean, lots of people are - but it makes me happy and fills me with Canadian pride... which I also should apologize for or something since that’s our national pastime. 😊
Thank you SO much for the hearty chuckles this morning, Charlotte. I really needed them. I'm so happy I was raised by intelligent parents and associate with intelligent people.
OMG! I laughed when you said the lady is a “Karen or a Cheryl.” One of my aunts is named Sherril, and she is a SUPER DUPER southern belle!!!!! “Young lady, I do declare, there are certain things we just don’t do.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm sitting next to my 5yr old while watching this so I asked him "what shape is the earth?" He responds "like a round ball" Then he rolls his eyes at me and said "I knew that already". I replied "I know but a lot of people don't"
It should be another episode of “that guy was messing with you, because he noticed you’re an idiot”
I must be a "real mom." I delivered my 2 daughters, right out my hoohah. The oldest, Amber, weighed 10lbs, 2oz. The second one, Teighlor, weighed 9lbs, 12oz. They're 31 and 25 now. If you, as a mother, had a C section, you're just as much a MOM as the rest of us! ❤❤❤
Or if you adopt. Can't imagine what she says about adoptions.
In my mind, if you have never been pregnant, but have adopted a child, you are just as much a mother as someone who bore a child.
I’m currently on day 2 in quarantine, depressed because I won’t be able to celebrate my niece’s or my mom’s birthday, found this channel last night, and I’m so happy I did. Even though it hurts to laugh, you never fail to put a smile on my face while watching your videos. Thank you.
That tampon one just boggles the mind! Periods are not something to be ashamed of or disgusted about. Many years ago myself and some friends (a mix of male and female) were waiting for ages in a queue outside a nightclub in the cold when a couple of the girls decided to pretend to be having their periods and called out to the doormen "We are on our periods and need to change our tampons. Toxic shock syndrome kills you know!"
They got to skip the queue and left us guys out in the cold for a further 20 minutes before we could go in. Nobody in the queue seemed to mind much (apart from the usual couple of arseholes) since most people thought it was a genius way to skip a queue!
One of the girls later told the doorman the truth and he said "True or not, it made us laugh, so we let you in."
Id be going, so when getting dressed up to go out tonight, you never thought of changing it before you left home. You had it in all day and only thought about it now
I absolutely love Charlotte's smile! It's so perfect! Anyone else think it's it's amazing?!? 😃
"we don't require intoxication" Gold. just GOLD
0:59 If she made the mess, I’d be pissed too. *BUT* he said “test” which, imo, means he left it like that on purpose.
It’d be funny if she broke up with _him_ for being such a slob.
im sick with pneumonia and ive been watching your videos for the past 3 hours!! thank you for making me laugh, even if its just for a little while!!!! THANK YOU CHARLOTTE!!
Your voice and hysterical commentary walked me back from a cliff tonight. Thank you! ❤️
Wow - the flat earthers killed me the most 🤣🤣🤣
They call us globeheads.
They scare me....
@@DRUGSTOREMAKEUPDIVA They piss me off something firece.
@@craigusselman546 tell me about it...🤦🏾♀️
@@craigusselman546 Patiently awaiting for The Purge to become a thing.
Random article: *shows photo of unused tampon*
Random woman: "eeeewwwwwww!"
Also random woman: "you need to grow up!"
There definitely is someone that needs to do some growing up... (the random woman)
I'm curious how the guy is going to explain to the school that he shot up their computer.
It's hilarious that you said she looks like "a Karen or a Cheryl." I have a sister named Cheryl, and I describe her as the original Karen. Pretty sure she wouldn't complain about the tampon, though. (I just hope she never sees this, or she'll ask to speak to my manager.)
I think the pilot thing probably did happen, and I'm pretty sure he still laughs about that encounter with his friends to this day.
The "you're not a real mother if you had a c-section" thing has been around a long time. When I was pregnant, the hospital had a class type thing and the nurse told us if you end up having to have a c-section, it doesn't mean you aren't a real mother. I interrupted her and asked her what she was talking about. She explained that some women feel if they don't give birth the regular way they don't feel like they are a real mother. I was dumbfounded. All I could say was "That's ridiculous. It doesn't matter if it's the window or the door? Either way that baby is coming out" In the end, I had to have a c-section. That was almost 24 years ago.
Her response at 7:05 was so well done. So polite and sincere.
I am Native and oddly I don't remember my Lakota or Blackfoot elders teaching me about dragons 🤔🤔😂😂😂
Clearly a clever plot to keep you in ignorance.... maybe you will be told one day if you’re worthy! 😂
Your Elders only tell those stories to non-Native Americans...sheesh...It's called "leg pulling". A joke. Make those white bois wander off looking so they'll leave you guys alone...lol.
@@Kayenne54 actually, no. They don't tell these stories PERIOD. At least mine specifically don't. Granted, there's different lore for different areas, but never once has the thought of a dragon came up anywhere in our stories, nor have I heard of there being a story. Regardless of to whom it was allegedly told, it's extremely doubtful this would ever happen
I used to live near a Blackfoot Reservation, oddly never caught glimpse of a single dragon either! I figured it wasn’t dragon season 🤷♀️
@@mariella2884 I guess not! I've lived by, on, or near Paiute, Lakota, and Blackfoot Reservations and damnit I wanna know when dragon season is cuz it sure wasnt for those years 🤣🤣
I used to invite my friends over Iftar in Ramadan. You can't imagine the mess I clean out alone and dinner too. They don't help and that's not a determination of our friendship. Everybody needs help cleaning out especially on Ramadan.
Yeah I totally understand that. Ramadan time and also rest of the year my sister whenever spend time with me or have fun but at the end I am only left alone cleaning, If I stop hanging out with her I become the bad and mean sister AND my whole family gets upset about it .
Helping someone to clean after is ok..especially the mess was created because of them. In this case cooking for them. When I go over to a place I volunteer to help with dishes etc.
But why would someone clean the house of another because he is too lazy to pick up after himself? He is making a mess and why a stranger should do it?
And at Thanksgiving....
Charlotte: I'm your host, Cheryl Ghost". Me: 💀🤣
It got me cracking up real hard
Made my day!! I'm crying right now, and laughing took hard to breathe!
💯 Yes!! She's the greatest. 👸
The tampon one, though!!! I just sat down this morning w/ my 6yo, opened a tampon pkg, explained how you insert it & then dipped it in my tea (old tea, cold, not planning on drinking any more) to show her how it works. I refuse to make her feel uncomfortable/ashamed of a natural body function that will allow her to GROW A SMALL HUMAN, should she so choose!
You are an absolute wonderful mom ❤!!!!!
I frickin' LOVE how you soothe the microphone. You're a genius.
I love watching Charlotte's videos. Usually her reactions are funnier then the things she's reacting to. These are the only videos i actually do laugh out loud to. Thank you.
"I wanna let my twelve-year-old drink. Also, he's not circumcised if that helps you decide whether I'm a bad parent or not." Some people!!
They, also, didn’t seem too concerned that the other parents were giving him beer. They totally got peer pressured by their own kid. Lol.
It's really not that uncommon in most parts of Europe. Americans have this weird relationship with alcohol. That being said, no one should be giving that kid beer without asking his parents first.
@@CrimsonRoseDancer seriously? They didn’t think to ask the other parents? I sincerely hope this kid is lying otherwise that opens a whole other can of worms. Honestly though, it sounds like his parents are insane twats and he probably needs a glass of damn wine with his dinner. 🤦♀️ I say go for it.
@@amyness3452 I mean in my european country the law allows beer or wine from the age of 16, stronger stuff at 18. We started to drink at 14, 15ish, and I wouldn't say we could handle it all that well. But maybe kids go through that phase when they first start drinking, regardless of age. 12 is way too young. Unless it's like "do you want to try one sip to know what it tastes like".
🤯 I can’t even...
6:10
Actually it‘s not impossible that that really happened and the pilot was just a giant troll who knew that flat earther was a lost case anyway, so he decided to have some fun. 😂
LOL! The material in this video is GOLD. One of my fave videos so far. I literally "lol-ed" multiple times!
When you started doing that I was scratching my head and got freaked out by the noise 😭 12:35
“C-sections are the easiest way?” Tell that to MY mum who was in labour for hours before being told she had to have a cesarian because her baby (ie, me, sorry Mum) was facing the wrong was and couldn’t be born feet first! She was only partially numb from the waist down so, yeah, she could FEEL me being born and had to have dissolvable staples which you can still see the scars from today. And this was in the middle of a heatwave! Yeah, sure! Easy! That’s only coming from someone who never had one! Next you’ll be telling me that women who have miscarriages aren’t really mothers either!
The only people who actually think that being essentially disemboweled without anesthesia is easy are obviously delusional and probably had an epidural anyway. Being completely numb is easy, having your abdomen cut open is not. Kudos to your mama
It’s so daft, my step sister had to have a c section, she had a much worse time of it than I did and I wouldn’t have her or my nephews if she hadn’t had a c section both times.
RIGHT?? I was so afraid that I might have to have a C-section and so glad when I didn't. My SIL had to have a c-section with both of her babies, and her recovery was much rougher than mine. She was in labor for so long, she was getting weak and it could have gone very badly. She's one of the strongest and bravest people I've ever known, and a great mom!
Yep I had 3 natural birth and 2 c-sections and they are way more painful than natural birth.. I remember my first 24 years ago begging them to put me back in the bed after they tried getting me out..
Exactly!! I’m a retired newborn nursery RN. When I’d take the babies out to the new mom that had just had c sections they were in so much pain! They still wanted their babies but could hardly move around in bed or position the baby for feedings. But the moms who delivered vaginally were up, walking around, ready to take care of their baby and see visitors. We had to literally tell them to take it easy bc the adrenaline would wear off and they’d crash! Lol
I woke up with that instant regret/embarrassment of knowing I got too drunk last night and this video made me feel better about anything stupid I could've done. Thank you soooo much! 🤌
Having a c-section feels like literal FIRE for days.
Just days? I was in pain for weeks. 5 years later that incision area is still numb.
6:04 Would be funny if it actually happened and the pilot was playing with her 🤣
Someday that microphone starts to purr. And we will all witness it😂
"It's called history, sweaty" oh my gooooood
Idk why I am so obsessed to watch all these videos about posts made by strange people
Yeah ikr, for some reason I keep coming back to lose more faith in humanity, how I haven't lost all hope for the future of the species is beyond me 🤔
And then read comments about the strange people in the videos. Yup.
Betty White & Steve Harvey hold my hope in humanity.
When they aren’t enough, there’s always Reddit Pro Revenge.
Hahahaha my Gran called it a tuppence ( old English money ) and whenever she went for a wee she’d say she was just going to spend a penny ( a penny is like a cent ) . I recounted this to my sister in law one Christmas, my son was six weeks old at the time and she was about ready to pop with his cousin. We were in hysterics after I told her . She laughed so hard that it induced her labour. She had my niece on Boxing Day and I was definitely blamed for the slightly early entrance into the world. 😆 love your channel btw.
4:30 I remember one time, a little boy I was working with (I worked at a Montessori) came running in with something in his hands. When I saw it was wrapped, I thought it was fine, maybe a snack. But later, I went to talk with the kid. He was using an unused tampon to take paint, and dab it on his nails. He was trying to paint his nails. 🥺 it was so funny, but also really cute. The teacher asked me to talk to him (cause she was busy), and I had to sit this very small child down and talk with him about tampons, telling him they’re not for nail polish. When he asked what they were for, I had to explain, very carefully, that women used them to “bandage up a booboo inside”. He just frowned, and said “but it can be used for painting, though”. And just… I was not sure what to say to that, I just told him “they’re not for painting your nails, I’m sorry.” Half an hour later, the kid was painting on a piece of paper with another tampon!
Next time I saw him, he was just so excited to tell me that “he knew what the buds were for”. He called them “buds” cause he thought they bloomed like flowers. I asked him to tell me, but instead he showed me. He took a tampon from the women’s room (he asked me to get one), a cup, filled it with water, then red paint, and shoved the tampon in. When it was “full”, he pulled it out, and said “it’s for red messes!” And I just… I was both surprised, and trying not to laugh. Later the teacher told me that his mother tried to demonstrate with red food coloring, and it sent the wrong message.
After listening to half of this videos all I can wonder is how many actual sane people are there left in the 🌎?
Not many. All the insanity caused them to take the plunge of the edge of this very flat earth.
OMG a picture of plastic and cotton that is a sanitary hygiene product. I bet she freaks out over TOILET PAPER commercials SMH I would also bet if she has a daughter the daughter started at school and freaked out because mom is embarrassed. Thank you to my dad that thought more about me than his own embarrassment 💯
I don't know where y'all find this but with the delivery its freaking comedic gold to me! Thanks for the laughs. 🖤
LOL! 😂 I'm thinking that pilot knew what he was doing... That's the best goddess of truth answer I've ever heard 😂😂😂😂
God Charlotte I love you so much man! It’s fantastic to listen to your content while I’m doing artwork and you fucking kill me with some of your remarks. Keep being you man! Thanks for making many of my hours during the construction of these pieces pretty freaking funny!
What got me as a foreigner in Britain is that it is entirely legal for your child to drink in your home after the age of 5. I really was gobsmacked when I googled that nugget.
I cannot even fathom how this law is even a thing here - no 5 year old should be drinking alcohol
Well most British kids aren't circumcised so it's probably OK.
@@katiet8962 When I went to a neighbours, their 11 and 5 year olds were having Smirnoff ice and peach schnapps and offered my kids some, I literally must have looked like I was buffering for a few seconds. I mean, being Irish, I know we have the name of alcoholism(given to us by british and ironically, we drink more tea) but I just could not compute that this is normal to some people. 5 year olds shouldn't be drinking caffeinated coke, much less alchopops.
@@katiet8962 I do believe there's a little bit more to that law, along the lines of it being a drink with a meal and a limited amount, not that your 5yo can legally get wasted at home. I know that you can legally give your kids (unsure of age specifics, but I think it's teens) a drink in a restaurant while having a meal. As a frenchman in Britain, this didn't shock me as there is a similar law in France (although the mealtime and drinking culture is vastly different). And as usual with alcohol it should be in moderation anyway
Future (or current) alcoholic. Then, there's the whole gateway.... 🚬
P.S. Why are other adults providing someone else's child with alcohol?
I think CPS, (or whatever it's called outside of the US) need to become involved.
I can 100% confirm the "pilot story"! If it happened in Northern Illinois! My uncle flew for United before he passed (R.I.P.)! At a class reunion, an old classmate asked him about the flat Earth, he gave the same reply!!
That’s awesome if it ends up being the same people. It’s awesome anyways tbh
Hey everybody...
Charlotte's here 🙂 and she has her new chair
And new eyebrows?
When I read "Hey everybody", I couldn't help to hear Charlotte's voice and tone XD I'm French and I'm REALLY taking after her for my prononciations and reading
My sister had bilateral tubes in her ears. Every day my Mom had to put drops in them to keep them from drying out. The oil thing confuses me. We had to do this to our sister so her ear drum wouldn’t rupture.
My kids throw tampons around and loose their minds when they put them in water....😂😂😂😂
The tampon situation = to Demi Lovado getting triggered by sugar-free cookies at a froyo shop 🤣
That last one though Charlotte. My brain went through the same thing processing that madness.
Have a lovely day everyone, and I hope you are all doing well, always be yourself and don't change yourself because others in your life don't accept you for who you are.
Cactus!! i saw you on joiens video!!, i hope you have a good day too!.
You mean divorce your spouse, because she/he doesn't accept you're flatearther? 😁😉
I absolutely love your posts! They have always cheered me up and made me laugh. Thank you!
THANK YOU! you have made my life so much better and i love watching you because i always get a good laugh and a good start of my day.