TeeJay - Boring Song (Demo)

This is really my first to have a really fast tune. Technically in an Eminem/Slim Shady and/or Tom MacDonald style, with a touch of comedy to it. Here is my new rap called "Boring Song!"
LYRICS:
Hey, You know what gets me really freakin' boring? (what)
Hearing ‘this is the way,’ (when) ‘early in the morning.’ (oh...)
Gets me tired every time I hear that kiddy-rear song.
Forget that, I rather play a game for so flippin’ long.
Either that or go outside and watch the singing birds.
Cause every time I see them, they look really furred.
I walk on the sidewalk and I see something very little.
What is that I see? Oh heck, it’s just a five dollar-bill.
Should I keep it, or change my mind and just simply leave it?
Thought about it, I’ll put it in my wallet for a little bit!
Then again, I should just keep walking to think of a rhyme.
Like heck, I should give my cousin Sarah a face-time!
C’mon, pick-up pick-up…. Seriously?
Guess she ain’t picking up the phone at the moment.
It’s okay, because I’m still rapping like a showman.
What does a guy like me do to not get really bored?
Heading to a convenient place called the grocery store.
Food, Snacks, Drinks, Movies, Music, Games & more?
Yeah, now that’s a really perfect example of a rhyme!
I don’t wanna go out and see a muting person called a mime.
Cause I can’t watch this boring show, I ain’t got the time.
K, guess I should go home and give the floors a mop.
This rap is about to be over in 1 second. MIC DROP!