I love seeing his muscle-memory reactive instinct to change his talisman to the golden scarab nearly every single time he beats a boss, even when he doesn't have it yet.
Yeah i don’t know how ppl remember to do that. I’m forgetful in the first place but damn I have to just leave it on if I want to use it in a playthrough
If you didn't know, Fia's Champions and the Great Jar guys are based after real players who beat them, constantly updating if you're connected to the servers. So yes, you could get a ROB and Moonveil wielding AI and such
Just today I got the worst fight I’ve ever had with those. A tanky int build with a frost weapon nagakiba and the moonlight gs, and an arcane build with of all things a lions claw great mace and bloodflame blade. Those two combined with Lionel’s spamming of ancient death rancor gave almost no openings to attack without being punished heavily for it. I actually almost lost that fight for the first time ever because of the random phantoms.
Kinda wonder how many of the meteors releaseed in Radahn's death cutscene were other astels, because if there were multiple, then Radahn's powerscaling would go haywire again
@@tomasmisek5598 astel is presumably the final stage that some meteorites might evolve into. its quite possible that the earliest stage of astel is the fallingstar beast, you can see astel's skull and eye poking out from its head. (not all of the beasts have the eye i think, the one at mount gelmir does iirc) then you can see the smaller "astels" (apparently called malformed stars) in ainsel river for example, and they are much smaller than the fully grown astel and have duller coloring. not to mention that what the fallen meteors evolve into seems to be influenced by what they encounter, so they might also become alabaster/onyx lords.
Pointing down…after you kill a naked great bow user while chasing him down with the broken running attack on the stitcher and halberd pokes in your full bull goat at like level 40…Well played I guess bro
the running attack on the stitcher and halberd pokes aren't broken, they're good but not broken. but yeah full bull goats with anything at level 40 is bullshit lol, even stitcher, people don't know the great epee exists and some invaders are like ganking hosts, they just use broken cheese tactics and point down knowing full well they didnt deserve it.
@@Thereisnogreatersword man, I invade a lot, and most of them are just bleed build ganks or dragon incant spammers. But I'm level 278, so people have op shit anyways. If I'm not invading, I'm just duelling with my duel meteoric ore blades and Loretta's war sickle
this was the best challenge run to watch. Distance build + having to wait for opening gave birth to a run where we can admire the boss animation in all their glory. For example this is the first time I can realy see how insanly cool Fortissax is :D (and those perfect dodges over and over again against Radagon and Malenia, so freaking cool to watch too)
I’ve been using great bows pretty much since my first run through. It’s specially effective against large foes. Tree avatars, dragons, wyrms, deathrite birds, giants, etc. Lion Greatbow is my side piece 99% of the time even on NG+5. My only ask to FromSoft would be bigger quivers.
I mean, it’s limited for a reason. I understand where you’re coming from, but that’s what they feel is balanced. 60+ shots (depending on how many types of great arrows you have) is more than enough imo
my favorite way to get to fort faroth now is through the teleporter behind the church of marika - it's an easier path across the bridge, then taking the spirit spring behind the erdtree. boom, you're there.
The entire time you were cheesing Niall I was here "come on dog, be a good boy, you can do this". Dog delivered hard. Edit: not sure if chat asked for it, but I'm really glad you killed Malenia while she was airborne. The entire time time I was thinking "man, I hope he kills her mid Scarlet Bloom or the other attack". Dist delivered hard too.
That fall wouldn’t have killed him better yet lol. I got knocked off because I got cocky and managed to fall off last second but didn’t take any damage because of a slight slope. Happened the second time but it took like -20% HP.
I remember when I decided to try a bow build in ER, half for challenge and half for wanting to make a ranger build. I was so blown away by how crazy the arrow rain aow is on enemies with moderately sized hitboxes. I wasn't even using greatbows, but it still shredded everything that had a hitbox larger than Rennala.
I think its interesting how Radahn's bow doesn't fully work on actual Rennala but the second his sister makes an illusion of his mom, it stun locks her.
I like how the strat for healing during the Radahn fight is to literally take a nice, BIG sip of something while his crotch literally rests on your face lol
This makes me want to try a full bow dedicated character: Black Bow for rapid hits and a Lion's Greatbow for beeg damage. The damage that thing can pump out is really surprising.
Dude, for a second when you were fighting Godfrey's shade, I thought there was a mechanic I'd never seen where an npc in the boss room gets a health bar. I was like, what the actual fuck. Nice meme.
Great Bows and bows do good damage NG and in NG+1 the fact they hardly or don't scale is their biggest downfall. Magic scales. Incants scale but somehow bows and crossbows scaling would be "op"
dear distortion and friends, 1st greatbow can be found in the tomb (Fringefolk Hero's Grave) when you start the game, put first giftas 2 stonesword keys and the secret room at the top where the chariot can be killed with the falling giant jars is where you find the Greatbow, hope it speeds up you run this way, :))
I don't feel bad about how I play anymore watching you. We have almost the exact same style when it comes to dodging, healing, and just general technicalities of the game. Now, if only I could achieve multiple world record speed runs and win thousands of dollars winning speed run tournaments.
I think it’s interesting how he’s using a build that’s honestly insanely good at melting bosses and he still finds a way to make it bad (trying to use rain of arrows unlocked and also not understanding how bullets work.)
You can‘t free-aim the WA. If it‘s not locked on it sprays evenly around you, which is only optimal if you like stand right beneath a dragon or something. Also, it has 0 tracking.
Someone mentioned a dragons breath only run, which could work pretty well for everything except the Elden beast who is immune to all status effects, I'd guess you would mostly use ezykezes decay and just wait it out based on teh fact that dragons breath is almost a 3 second cast time, so you get very few opportunities to use it.
sometimes i wonder who would win in a fight the 6 armed creature at the haligtree or the blood raven from mohgs palace champion of worst mob in elden ring
They realy should habe made more of radagons lightning attacks into spells. I think most of them would work realy well. The one where an AOE area stays behind. Maybe one where you fly up a little and can throw up to 3 spears in quick succession depending on the charge.
For single target you should have used golem greatbow in your right hand and lion bow in your left. You can fire Radahn's spears from your golem bow and it will still gain the 20% damage boost from the spears even though the lion bow is holstered on your back. This gets you the highest single AP by FAR.
People usually side with the person who is less of an asshole. Using broken weapons with OP armor at a twink level and pointing down against a guy using only a greatbow makes you an asshole, invader or otherwise.
@@Winasaurus Remember, that guy he invaded was probably minding his own business trying to kill the boss of the area he was in... Then this guy, breaks into his world with the SOLE intent of murdering him for sport.
@@Chrisfragger1 Wild guess but wrong. He wasnt invading to murder him for sport, you have to do 3 invasions as part of Varre's quest. Also if you're just 'minding your own business' using OP shit and some naked moron with a greatbow invades you as part of his quest, you'd have to be pretty pathetic to point down after that.
I love seeing his muscle-memory reactive instinct to change his talisman to the golden scarab nearly every single time he beats a boss, even when he doesn't have it yet.
Even when he’s just killed the boss that drops it
Yeah i don’t know how ppl remember to do that. I’m forgetful in the first place but damn I have to just leave it on if I want to use it in a playthrough
@@dfelux5943 hundreds of hours of practice, how else
Yeah, that's pretty much every souls game, dark souls 2 where you had to swap a whole armor
@@dfelux5943 😢😮😅😅
If you didn't know, Fia's Champions and the Great Jar guys are based after real players who beat them, constantly updating if you're connected to the servers. So yes, you could get a ROB and Moonveil wielding AI and such
Just today I got the worst fight I’ve ever had with those. A tanky int build with a frost weapon nagakiba and the moonlight gs, and an arcane build with of all things a lions claw great mace and bloodflame blade. Those two combined with Lionel’s spamming of ancient death rancor gave almost no openings to attack without being punished heavily for it. I actually almost lost that fight for the first time ever because of the random phantoms.
I really hope they add more options for the neglected weapon types like Great Thrusting Swords, Fists, and Scythes.
Great thrusting swords are S tier in this game, surprised so few people use them.
@@home_taping they are definitely good but there are also like.. 4 of them. Still one of my favorite types to use especially Cragblade
@@SpectralFlame25 yeah i want more in DLC, also good hammers
@@home_taping I think more like A tier, but yeah they're really good.
Are you talking about PvE?
Dist: We’re just gonna bait him to jump off the cliff here. Should be no problem
Nights Cavalry: And I took that personally
hahahahaha this is great
@@SauceyNoSoy v vbbvvvvvv tvvvvvvvvvvv t v
NC: i dislike this tarnished, horsey. it's smug aura mocks me.
giga chad: :D mald
I think it's cool that rhadan's bow and rain attack just fucks astel. Cuz he learned gravity magic to fight the stars, and astel is a star
Kinda wonder how many of the meteors releaseed in Radahn's death cutscene were other astels, because if there were multiple, then Radahn's powerscaling would go haywire again
@@tomasmisek5598 astel is presumably the final stage that some meteorites might evolve into.
its quite possible that the earliest stage of astel is the fallingstar beast, you can see astel's skull and eye poking out from its head. (not all of the beasts have the eye i think, the one at mount gelmir does iirc)
then you can see the smaller "astels" (apparently called malformed stars) in ainsel river for example, and they are much smaller than the fully grown astel and have duller coloring.
not to mention that what the fallen meteors evolve into seems to be influenced by what they encounter, so they might also become alabaster/onyx lords.
No, Astel is a Naturalborn *of* the Stars, NOT *a* star.
@@therealfriday13th The two titles Astels have are Naturalborn of the Void and Stars of Darkness, seems fair to call them stars
@@tomasmisek5598 Lmao radahn cucks trying desperately to overhype radahn to try and make him seem like the strongest elden ring character 😂.
Pointing down…after you kill a naked great bow user while chasing him down with the broken running attack on the stitcher and halberd pokes in your full bull goat at like level 40…Well played I guess bro
I saw the bull goats and was confused
the running attack on the stitcher and halberd pokes aren't broken, they're good but not broken. but yeah full bull goats with anything at level 40 is bullshit lol, even stitcher, people don't know the great epee exists and some invaders are like ganking hosts, they just use broken cheese tactics and point down knowing full well they didnt deserve it.
Fuckin twinks
@@Thereisnogreatersword man, I invade a lot, and most of them are just bleed build ganks or dragon incant spammers. But I'm level 278, so people have op shit anyways. If I'm not invading, I'm just duelling with my duel meteoric ore blades and Loretta's war sickle
@@hairlessgrizzly559 278, no wonder you find meta shit
That healthbar edit for the Godfrey phantom fight was really good
13:26 rare sideways-flying bird spotted
lmao nice catch
An endangered species, that.
Nature is wonderful
Yes, another meme run, this is what I'm here for
Damn right man
Wat then
Wait what I did this twice I thought it was a good way to get ez wins
Kinda looks easy lol
this was the best challenge run to watch. Distance build + having to wait for opening gave birth to a run where we can admire the boss animation in all their glory.
For example this is the first time I can realy see how insanly cool Fortissax is :D
(and those perfect dodges over and over again against Radagon and Malenia, so freaking cool to watch too)
I’ve been using great bows pretty much since my first run through. It’s specially effective against large foes. Tree avatars, dragons, wyrms, deathrite birds, giants, etc. Lion Greatbow is my side piece 99% of the time even on NG+5. My only ask to FromSoft would be bigger quivers.
I mean, it’s limited for a reason. I understand where you’re coming from, but that’s what they feel is balanced. 60+ shots (depending on how many types of great arrows you have) is more than enough imo
I love that the 1400 dmg shot came right as chat was laughing about the previous shot doing only 170 dmg on the draconic tree sentinel
"I love blood stains. It's so funny, seeing how people die"
Context😂
Honestly, It's unhealthy for me to binge the meme run vods after work. I'm so down for these edited runs.
God I love Radahn’s greatbow. It made Placidusax the easiest fight in the game.
My takeaway from this video is that greatbows need poise
They'd be stupid op then
@@arcanefire7511 maybe small poise, as a treat
And free aiming
@@arcanefire7511 don't see how they'd be OP when their counter is literally just equipping a shield
@@ThatGuyOrby Shields do nothing against greatbows, you can shoot slightly behind their feet and it doesn't get blocked
That invasion at 30:00 had me laughing nice job
1:11:27 nice edit (the healthbar)
my favorite way to get to fort faroth now is through the teleporter behind the church of marika - it's an easier path across the bridge, then taking the spirit spring behind the erdtree. boom, you're there.
Says there is no video???
EDIT: it started working now it must of been a iPhone issue.
Not sure? I checked on my other PC and the video loaded fine?
@@distortion2 same for me. On iphone
@@jackA1690 iPhone here too
Same for me on iPhone, maybe it needs a bit more time ?
Same here no video
I can't tell you how entertaining these runs are. I watch the entire video. Super fun content Dist.
The entire time you were cheesing Niall I was here "come on dog, be a good boy, you can do this".
Dog delivered hard.
Edit: not sure if chat asked for it, but I'm really glad you killed Malenia while she was airborne. The entire time time I was thinking "man, I hope he kills her mid Scarlet Bloom or the other attack".
Dist delivered hard too.
That fall wouldn’t have killed him better yet lol. I got knocked off because I got cocky and managed to fall off last second but didn’t take any damage because of a slight slope. Happened the second time but it took like -20% HP.
Your meme/super specific build runs are my favorite things on TH-cam at the moment
The patience of these meme runners is different, I guess that's why he was GigaChad.
38:34 "These guys are about to get shredded, chat."
- Misses every shot. 😂
"Got any melee attacks for me pal?" Elden Beast: "Hold my beer"
I somehow don't think the Elden beast drinks beer in the first place
Thanks to Lobosjr, I hear "Take me out to the ball game" during the Godskin noble fight. 54:57
What video made you start to hear that.
Walking into Mimic Tear, I was screaming: “It’s about to be a…BOW FIGHT!” 😂🤙
@@BLUEBOYISLEDGE Rule 44 & 47. 😅🤙
@@chadbeck4139 Don't forget rule 34!!
You made this meme build feel like an actually valid one.
Its not really a meme build? Its legit powerful
The godskin fight song is just sooooo good it’s my absolute favorite tune
I remember when I decided to try a bow build in ER, half for challenge and half for wanting to make a ranger build. I was so blown away by how crazy the arrow rain aow is on enemies with moderately sized hitboxes. I wasn't even using greatbows, but it still shredded everything that had a hitbox larger than Rennala.
I think its interesting how Radahn's bow doesn't fully work on actual Rennala but the second his sister makes an illusion of his mom, it stun locks her.
How is that interesting? Rennala in phase 1 is basically unable to fight back when her bubble is popped
I like how the strat for healing during the Radahn fight is to literally take a nice, BIG sip of something while his crotch literally rests on your face lol
2:22:38 And I thought malenia would be impossible with a greatbow. Thank you for proving me wrong.
This makes me want to try a full bow dedicated character: Black Bow for rapid hits and a Lion's Greatbow for beeg damage.
The damage that thing can pump out is really surprising.
Don't do it unless you have the dedication to farm for bleed arrows. Note from someone who tried to do it
@@linkerspinkers yeah I’ve never been able to commit because I can’t be bothered to farm the materials for arrows. It’s such a pain
Dude, for a second when you were fighting Godfrey's shade, I thought there was a mechanic I'd never seen where an npc in the boss room gets a health bar. I was like, what the actual fuck. Nice meme.
2:23 If Twitter gets a hold of this line out of context they are going to be _so_ mad
That person in chat after he said it lmao how do people get triggered like that.
If greatbows are so good why arent there any amazingbows
What i love the most in those videos, is knowing people think it's OP so they will do it, and they will suffer so much \o/
Great Bows and bows do good damage NG and in NG+1 the fact they hardly or don't scale is their biggest downfall. Magic scales. Incants scale but somehow bows and crossbows scaling would be "op"
@@obsidianfrost9514 yeah Crossbows suck even more, they absolutely don't scale at all
Meme runs give me life. Thanks Dist!
I already knew that Morgott was the leader of the nights cavalery, but it was only just now I noticed that he says "fear the night". Bruh.
Brother, congrats on the StunLock sponsorship. Greatly have I enjoyed their games.
Reminder Maliketh can be fought early in the beastial sanctum
If you kill him he drops 2500 runesn
Yet the main boss is still going to be there
Great vid, very nice editing. The edit for the extra enemy in spirit elden Chad gave me a chuckle
1:31:55 says shouldn't need extra arrow sunless he misses a lot, immediately misses more than he hits the next boss.
1:05:45 gotta love how it stuck to the wall in a position that clearly shows it shouldnt have hit it in the first place :D
CHADwick BOWSman.
Everyone forgets that Godfrey and Astel both drop ashes of war as well as a weapon, not just spells and weapons
@11:35 "Get down Mr.President!" rofl
16:38 got me good, I had to rewind to make sure I saw that right
dear distortion and friends, 1st greatbow can be found in the tomb (Fringefolk Hero's Grave) when you start the game, put first giftas 2 stonesword keys and the secret room at the top where the chariot can be killed with the falling giant jars is where you find the Greatbow, hope it speeds up you run this way, :))
It can be, but it's a pretty terrible greatbow. They're better off farming a few golem for one imo. That's the best damaging greatbow by far
Greatbow is my favorite weapon in the game. Love it so much. Golem greatbow is the dankest.
I don't feel bad about how I play anymore watching you. We have almost the exact same style when it comes to dodging, healing, and just general technicalities of the game. Now, if only I could achieve multiple world record speed runs and win thousands of dollars winning speed run tournaments.
I wish Neil's weapons in your hands did half of what it did in his hands. would have been an amazing ice weapon move set
In regards to using the Lion Greatbow on rune level 1, I used it on my RL1 and it kicked ass it’s definitely worth using it
Please keep doing these runs!
2:03:15 best moment in esports history
2:03:56
The rain hit her so hard she almost fell off her horse lmao
wouldn't kill the hungry merchant yet mercilessly slaughters Old Albus... how heartless
That damage against Rykard tho.
Rain of Arrows needs tuning. It DOES NOT trigger if you are attacked after launching the arrow and that makes no sense whatsoever.
Fia’s first champion was me. People who finished fia are used as champions/gear husks
Thank you for the great entertainment. You've earned a new subscriber.
I love when you get a good Radah's Rain off.
Watching so many missed shots because he won't hold a shot drives me insane 😂
I think it’s interesting how he’s using a build that’s honestly insanely good at melting bosses and he still finds a way to make it bad (trying to use rain of arrows unlocked and also not understanding how bullets work.)
It's fun to watch someone else make a mockery of the game that I had to cheese every step of the way to beat
Yessssss sponsors. Make that $. Meme runs are the best runs.
It’s a shame he made this before the instant greatbow shot glitch was discovered
NPC, Harbinger of Bad RNG killed me LMAO
mad respect for that malenia kill. these runs are pretty enjoyable.
I feel this video deserves more likes because this is dope not everyone can do a run like this
Great video love the edits!
the fat shy guy from paper mario 64 is awesome as your icon for your youtube profile
very nice intro! that was really entertaining and i didnt wanted to skip it. keep it up
You can‘t free-aim the WA. If it‘s not locked on it sprays evenly around you, which is only optimal if you like stand right beneath a dragon or something. Also, it has 0 tracking.
1:12:37 "NPC, harbinger of bad RNG" I don't know if this is supposed to be shown 😂
We need a fall damage run, only bosses you can throw off cliffs
my first malenia kill was with golem greatbow and greatsword with stomp yeet, she doesnt dodge during an animation and you just break her poise
Great job Dist! i love your work homie :D
Varry said ooh when you said give me the fingers and give them to you what a gentleman
Someone mentioned a dragons breath only run, which could work pretty well for everything except the Elden beast who is immune to all status effects, I'd guess you would mostly use ezykezes decay and just wait it out based on teh fact that dragons breath is almost a 3 second cast time, so you get very few opportunities to use it.
Some guy is basically doing it now on tiktok
This game is too good man ruined my social life that I never had but still
That malekith no scope was somethin else
1:04:07 It's fine, he dies on his own if you talk to him enough times.
the headshoot on Gideon head while he speak....lmao
Mans playing Dragons Dogma
Funny thing is he coulda used a mimic ash for extra dps considering it can only use what’s equipped
sometimes i wonder who would win in a fight the 6 armed creature at the haligtree or the blood raven from mohgs palace
champion of worst mob in elden ring
They realy should habe made more of radagons lightning attacks into spells. I think most of them would work realy well. The one where an AOE area stays behind. Maybe one where you fly up a little and can throw up to 3 spears in quick succession depending on the charge.
I'm waiting for the grafted dragon run to be uploaded lol
That second health bar in the godfrey fight LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Love this kind of content!
I've been thinking about ballista only... don't think it's possible b/c no status or stat scaling. Run out of ammo in the final double fight!
YES!, keep uploading this
For single target you should have used golem greatbow in your right hand and lion bow in your left. You can fire Radahn's spears from your golem bow and it will still gain the 20% damage boost from the spears even though the lion bow is holstered on your back. This gets you the highest single AP by FAR.
I love how your chat sides with the invader when the defender wins.
Did From take the white dog idea from Poltergeist?
People usually side with the person who is less of an asshole. Using broken weapons with OP armor at a twink level and pointing down against a guy using only a greatbow makes you an asshole, invader or otherwise.
@@Winasaurus Remember, that guy he invaded was probably minding his own business trying to kill the boss of the area he was in... Then this guy, breaks into his world with the SOLE intent of murdering him for sport.
@@Chrisfragger1 Wild guess but wrong. He wasnt invading to murder him for sport, you have to do 3 invasions as part of Varre's quest.
Also if you're just 'minding your own business' using OP shit and some naked moron with a greatbow invades you as part of his quest, you'd have to be pretty pathetic to point down after that.
to fire such a bows the archer must have the body of hulk on steroids
Was starting to feel some brain cells tapping out on me at the beginning of this video 😂 good run that bow is dope
What amazes me about this video... is that V Rising is 10 months old already. I've got wayyy too many hours in that game.