Avoid This Man In Uzbekistan 🇺🇿

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  • @nerp23
    @nerp23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6493

    Safe to say Bald has definitely left his mark on this desert

    • @JC_303
      @JC_303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      You can see him walk past it @ 4:14

    • @jedknutson8373
      @jedknutson8373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@JC_303 hahahaha...god i hope not...

    • @abanjoplayer
      @abanjoplayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@JC_303 hahahaha!

    • @rengurenge
      @rengurenge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@JC_303 That is.... big

    • @imzackson
      @imzackson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@JC_303 I'm not gonna check that

  • @JackGillies
    @JackGillies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    In 500 years kids in history classes around the world will be learning about the great explorer Mr Bald who shat his way along the silk road.

    • @The500k
      @The500k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmaoo

    • @demonh0und
      @demonh0und 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂

    • @theShaunus
      @theShaunus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yup, they'll be analysing his coprolite to get a better understanding 😁

    • @93tilinfinity4life
      @93tilinfinity4life 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol 😂 😆 😝

    • @LazyPictures
      @LazyPictures 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@OnnSight well the road is quite shity actually

  • @jpoopist
    @jpoopist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    Dude this should be on your main channel. The Uzbeks waving and cheering for you. The shitting behind a bush. The kid laughing at you. This is fucking gold

  • @dougstubbs9637
    @dougstubbs9637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1749

    There will forever be a little corner of England in the Uzbek desert.

    • @eurybaric
      @eurybaric 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      :D

    • @alback
      @alback 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Like England did everywhere else in the world.

    • @MrRedeyedJedi
      @MrRedeyedJedi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@alback a fantastic achievement ;)

    • @TracyW1965
      @TracyW1965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      A little pile of England.

    • @Bimagragaireacht
      @Bimagragaireacht 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ...why do I know the poem where that's from

  • @PaulNurse1
    @PaulNurse1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    I never imagined Uzbekistan to be so beautiful. The people seem so warm. You've opened my mind up to so many places. Your travel vlogs are so much more interesting than anything you'd find on a mainstream TV channel.

    • @olliegti6
      @olliegti6 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here!

    • @MultiIMU
      @MultiIMU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@n.b.380 Seems like you are the one, who hasn't fully arrived in the 21th century yet, as you are still carrying great-russian imperial chauvinist feelings.

    • @leese2087
      @leese2087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Boerkie1990 the Irony is it seems to be happening to Western Europe too.

    • @mravecsk1
      @mravecsk1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@n.b.380 But at the same time soviets brought v lot of bad, displaced people, disappeared people... Than you find whole areas of replaced people in the middle of anoher country. We were under soviet infuence as well and a lot of bloody things happened until colapsed of eastern block.

    • @hanszimmer9224
      @hanszimmer9224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@n.b.380 maybe the middle ages are overall better for a civilization than the american/western modern ideology of decadence and "progressivism".

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    It took me literally the whole video to realize Bald is "the man" in the title

  • @gregorylewis8471
    @gregorylewis8471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Nothing else in the world is as urgent as that troubling feeling in your colon. Hats off to you for traveling that far with food poisoning and still being able to make a video for us! Your a real trouper Bald!

  • @seikilos1948
    @seikilos1948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    His videos are lowkey better then some action movies, i swear

    • @lowkeylowkey1000
      @lowkeylowkey1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Do I really need credit for his work? ;D

    • @Nico-zw9ud
      @Nico-zw9ud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Not lowkey, highkey

    • @FREdmaN1o7
      @FREdmaN1o7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Highkey

    • @danielnaveenraj16491
      @danielnaveenraj16491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lowkeylowkey1000 😂😂

    • @rickszabo4312
      @rickszabo4312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Tyler Fox Well I' am about to give away the plot for the next action movie. America good the rest of the planet evil.

  • @kylesavage4525
    @kylesavage4525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Taking a dump in the desert of the Silk Road is nothing undignified. On the contrary u may have done so in the same place Genghis Khan did some centuries ago.

  • @tedpiano
    @tedpiano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    Coincidentally, "The Silk Road" is a good description of Bald's digestive condition right about now.

    • @mehrasat9057
      @mehrasat9057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shit Road u mean

    • @dvsswetan
      @dvsswetan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      No flowing smooth as silk

    • @maureenalder8905
      @maureenalder8905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

    • @MrRay168
      @MrRay168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A hot snake on the silk road

  • @hexualdeviant
    @hexualdeviant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    "I've got to push through" - probably not the best choice of words.

    • @MarkPMus
      @MarkPMus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ryanessex7978
      @ryanessex7978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No pushing required.

    • @joetowsey2898
      @joetowsey2898 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      hes said it before he's ex recruitment lol

  • @ashirwadsrivastava8685
    @ashirwadsrivastava8685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1088

    "worst case of diarrhea a human being outside of indian subcontinent has ever suffered from" 😂😂😂

  • @felipedasilva8722
    @felipedasilva8722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    _Video title should be:_ *"Fertilizing Uzbekistan"*

  • @janellek21
    @janellek21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Khiva was an arid desert until Bald brought the muddy brown river with him

  • @leetheDorsetSpur
    @leetheDorsetSpur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I just love how friendly all the people are wherever you go. There is so much that brings us together it’s a shame we don’t always see it

  • @villelepoaho4105
    @villelepoaho4105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    Lived my whole live in Finland. Thanks to you, I can see all these places that I would never even think about visiting. I've never heard anyone saying:
    "I really wanna go visit Uzbekistan".

    • @mrgold2343
      @mrgold2343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      151 / 5000
      Результаты перевода
      Of course, you should visit my homeland Uzbekistan. I advise you to visit Samarkand, Bukhara, Khiva and, of course, the Valley.

    • @matteoj226
      @matteoj226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Now I've seen Bald's video, I want to go.

  • @adilansari4225
    @adilansari4225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1629

    Mr Bald when he confuses the train station for the bus station :- "I'm not feeling it guys, I'll have to abort the film"
    Mr Bald when he is literally crapping his brains out: "Hello Daily Balders!!..."

    • @vegangainzhue4548
      @vegangainzhue4548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I love this man

    • @EnglishAmigo
      @EnglishAmigo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hahahaha that’s funny

    • @EnglishAmigo
      @EnglishAmigo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was going to say he aborted to pick up some food poisoning
      But didn’t he abort because he already had diarrhea? 🤣

    • @musthabe_
      @musthabe_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @Tyler Fox If I remember correctly, he spent the whole first half of the day going to the wrong places and wasting time and having to wait too long for transportation so it all demoralized him. Plus he was in Ukraine so it was already demoralizing.

  • @smoll.miniatures
    @smoll.miniatures 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    My mums sceptical about TH-cam and I’m trying to convert her from tv... saw balds vid and thought it would be an interesting pg introduction... 5 seconds in...... I have the worst shits I’ve ever had 🤦‍♂️😂

  • @cherylfarmer6086
    @cherylfarmer6086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    The fact you continued to persevere despite your stomach ailment showed great intestinal fortitude ;)

  • @bassembboustany
    @bassembboustany 3 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    Imagine being a random Uzbek commuting through the middle of literally nowhere and then suddenly spotting a bald Englishman wearing blue drip glasses squatting behind a shrub for a shit.

    • @TheRealToadfishRebecchi
      @TheRealToadfishRebecchi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "...здравствуйте."

    • @AndreiBerezin
      @AndreiBerezin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Uzbeks are not Brits, they dont fool around in the deepest desert by foot for no reason

    • @SanSiim
      @SanSiim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bald went from squatting in the bushes, hiding from the Ukrainian army, to squatting in the bushes, hiding from Uzbek nomads.

    • @speedrob
      @speedrob 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sound exactly like a clip you'd see in a, Meanwhile in Russia vid...
      So not that crazy.

  • @cosmicgoatslap
    @cosmicgoatslap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +820

    Wow he just walked in there with confidence and straight up asked for Diarrhea medication. Bald is powerful

    • @jeremias-serus
      @jeremias-serus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      I would hope any functioning adult would be able to

  • @MrFrostedtips
    @MrFrostedtips 3 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    "Is there a lot of corona virus in England?" Translation: Are you here to kill us diarrhea man?

    • @naj_z
      @naj_z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Yeah, I don’t think that Bald got that question 😂

    • @Deadguysmile
      @Deadguysmile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Bald : yea mate fucking heaps

    • @evesyiem6160
      @evesyiem6160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😄😄

    • @Ravishrex1
      @Ravishrex1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also bald I may be from England but I've never actually been.

    • @AeroSatan
      @AeroSatan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A lot! I think that's why I'm having diarrhea 🤣

  • @Bajc100
    @Bajc100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Me, a Serbian, medicine student in Moscow, while eating breakfast watching bald taking dump in dessert and thinking:"What a time to be alive".)) поздрав:)

    • @blahblahblahblah2837
      @blahblahblahblah2837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dear fellow scholars...

    • @Sergiovsousa
      @Sergiovsousa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well, if you´re a medicine student you better be prepared for that kind of shit :p

  • @sheppo
    @sheppo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I love how the pharmacy lady knew immediately you’re from England!

  • @dadbodforlife
    @dadbodforlife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    Leave it to Benjamin to change the name of the Silk Road to the “Skid road”.

    • @andreselektro
      @andreselektro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Squirt road

    • @ushillbillies
      @ushillbillies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL

    • @julianshepherd2038
      @julianshepherd2038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andreselektro s,I'd in old english for shit

    • @GM4ThePeople
      @GM4ThePeople 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Silk Road" is an anagram for "skidoral".

    • @briangarrow448
      @briangarrow448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Little known fact- a skid road is the term used by loggers to describe the roads made with logs or planks to help move trees after harvesting from the forest areas to sawmills. The logs were drug by oxen or horse teams or skidded to the mills.
      It also is the slang term for the red light or adult beverage establishment areas of a town or city. Originally used in logging towns on the west coast of the United States.

  • @myouounoanjii
    @myouounoanjii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    "This is so bloody humiliating"
    *Keeps on filming while pulling down pants and squatting down*

    • @jeebeeb5813
      @jeebeeb5813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @Moh Vlogs Bruh...

    • @bobbyjohnson1086
      @bobbyjohnson1086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Moh Vlogs You...don't...get...it...

  • @tre.7817
    @tre.7817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    the old city is beautiful! and so clean
    would love to visit there one day - safe travels..

  • @saritatambayong4002
    @saritatambayong4002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    That hotel room is the nicest I've seen on all his vids

    • @bnp4292
      @bnp4292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And VERY CHEAP!

    • @allisafu
      @allisafu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Actually the town was really nice

    • @AlreadyTakenTag
      @AlreadyTakenTag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I refuse to ruin the 69 likes

    • @saritatambayong4002
      @saritatambayong4002 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AlreadyTakenTag thank god somebody decided to. Now let's get this up to 666 then you can not ruin it again 😁

  • @marcrisa6352
    @marcrisa6352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    I have learned so much history i never knew from Bald's channel, he'd make such an amazing history teacher.

    • @blahblahblahblah2837
      @blahblahblahblah2837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I came looking for this comment. That bit of history at the end really brings the place to life!

    • @marcrisa6352
      @marcrisa6352 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blahblahblahblah2837 It really really does!

    • @davidevans9639
      @davidevans9639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I imagine there are thousands of history teachers that would kill for his life!

  • @undisputedchamp2675
    @undisputedchamp2675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Only recently started watching this guy ,but at the moment every video and adventure gets better every time

  • @BrawlingStyle_V2
    @BrawlingStyle_V2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    still waiting for the day this man travels to north korea and talks his way out of a labour camp, We all know he could do it.

    • @k1ngchr1s56
      @k1ngchr1s56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @UCAX2X5wCq5eOLA0scS4zrGA well well well if it isn't the evil doppelganger we were warned about 👀

    • @speedrob
      @speedrob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "Ohh look.. some North Korean handcuffs"

    • @nickk9896
      @nickk9896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Wow a real life communist torture room!"

    • @jolovesminnis
      @jolovesminnis 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No😱😱

    • @speedrob
      @speedrob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "See this, Mr Harold would be paying lots to stay in some swanky hotel..."
      "Where I get to stay in this cell for *FREE!* , a true adventurer."

  • @surfinburd7385
    @surfinburd7385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    Imagine Ghengis Khan was burried there in the desert, and you took a dump at the exact spot.

    • @Mark-gp5zg
      @Mark-gp5zg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Everyone pay respects in different ways 😁

    • @AmanDeep-wy1qx
      @AmanDeep-wy1qx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Wtf

  • @elmobel4407
    @elmobel4407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    i feel you man i had diarhea when i was cycling through bosnia, one hell of a trip

  • @michaelzhuhovitsky3889
    @michaelzhuhovitsky3889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Bald on the Previous episode : Plov is my favorite dish of Uzbekistan
    Bald now: BLOODY PLOV!

  • @iandavis3422
    @iandavis3422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Not many of us would have gone further than 20 feet of the safety of a toilet so major kudos to him!

    • @HubertofLiege
      @HubertofLiege 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I poop in the forest everyday

    • @hardworker8030
      @hardworker8030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HubertofLiege Are you a bear 🐻.

    • @ronnie953
      @ronnie953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hardworker8030 No he's the pope

    • @deltanovember1672
      @deltanovember1672 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

  • @mr16325
    @mr16325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    This was the nicest town and the nicest hotel I’ve seen bald go to

  • @victoriashagun3169
    @victoriashagun3169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Не перестаю удивляться энергии Бена. Всегда в позитиве, весёлый. Никаких преград, все преодолевает с улыбкой. Молодец.

    • @kd5inm
      @kd5inm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What?? Can I get a translation?

    • @maxgusak4660
      @maxgusak4660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@kd5inm she wrote: don't stop of getting surprised of Ben's energy. Always positive, funny. Overcomes all obstacles with a smile. Good guy.

    • @LazyPictures
      @LazyPictures 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@kd5inm you banned in google translate bro?

    • @victoriashagun3169
      @victoriashagun3169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@maxgusak4660 I appreciate your support. You are good guy too). Thanks 😊

    • @oldtechnobodycaresabout
      @oldtechnobodycaresabout 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Хотя я использую программу для перевода, я все равно могу присоединиться! Надеюсь, лысому скоро станет лучше.

  • @jere96917
    @jere96917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    Bald : I'm gonna take a break after Ukraine and rest.
    Also bald : you should avoid this guy in Uzbekistans desert.

    • @god-fearingenglishman5254
      @god-fearingenglishman5254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was also pleasantly surprised when I recieved a notification from the Daily Bald channel. Like yourself, I had positioned my expectations to wait for at least two to three weeks.

    • @Szorosbofogo
      @Szorosbofogo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cheers, until I red your comment I tought the title must be wrong......but now everything is clear,Benjamin is that man :D

    • @archimedes2261
      @archimedes2261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He only needed a road trip break 😁

    • @god-fearingenglishman5254
      @god-fearingenglishman5254 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@archimedes2261 as do we all, but not to the Gulag, Uncle Joe! Haha.

    • @god-fearingenglishman5254
      @god-fearingenglishman5254 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Daily Bald ABBA, SOS.

  • @skiNclimb94
    @skiNclimb94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I always knew you would tear up the Silk Road with your “drip”. I just didn’t know it would be so literal...

  • @JerryTheLucky
    @JerryTheLucky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Me: Eating my supper and watching Daily Bald, expecting Soviet mosaic.
    Bald: Takes his pants off in the middle of The Silk Road and enjoys his diarrhea.

    • @Cyapow
      @Cyapow 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was eating wheatabix just now. Which have a similar consistency as diarrhea once mushy lol

    • @themuhammad1
      @themuhammad1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do the same you do

    • @rashakawa
      @rashakawa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I to WAS eating... So I feel your discomfort

  • @Brohampshire
    @Brohampshire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Brings me back to my days in Turkey when I had no control over my bowels. Riding on the night bus was the scariest thing I’ve experienced . Luckily a well timed pit stop saved me. I feel bad for the workers there. At least the stalls were tiled so they just had to spray it down.

    • @blahblahblahblah2837
      @blahblahblahblah2837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I know I shouldn't find all these diarrhoea jokes so funny but this has me in stitches hahaha

  • @zieuw
    @zieuw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Greetings from Uzbekistan 👋, great episode

  • @shoxkostation4881
    @shoxkostation4881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Wow Finally! I’ve been waiting so long to see you in this Beautiful country! Welcome to Uzbekistan 🇺🇿 🤍

  • @JeremyFisher
    @JeremyFisher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    I'm well respected in school now that I'm a Daily balder.

    • @mattstroker3742
      @mattstroker3742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But only in the UK.

    • @bbcmotd
      @bbcmotd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@mattstroker3742 definitely not in Tonvi

    • @1995texasaggie
      @1995texasaggie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Daily bladder? ;-)

    • @Godwinsname
      @Godwinsname 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      .. you hadn't actually watched yet, had you? ;p

  • @chompachangas
    @chompachangas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    As a sufferer of colitis, I felt this. I got to plan my whole day around my poop schedule.

  • @nommag2383
    @nommag2383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "when a man walks off into the desert with a shovel, you don't ask him where he's going" ......Ice Cold In Alex

  • @TasteNSmile
    @TasteNSmile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2151

    Diarrhoea tablet companies are smart. They knew Bald will have diarrhoea, so they sponsored the episode already. Genius😂

    • @Fiiraxiis
      @Fiiraxiis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I think you didn't get the sarcasm there :x

    • @jiji0123
      @jiji0123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@Fiiraxiis I think maybe you didn't get it.

    • @freshjuice9801
      @freshjuice9801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Fiiraxiis It seems like it was you, who missed the sweet spot here.

    • @spiceptergames5118
      @spiceptergames5118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@half-liferforever354 both are correct smh

    • @Kitulous
      @Kitulous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spiceptergames5118 it was a joke that American spelling is better smh
      anyways let's call it diarrea, h is irrelevant

  • @Plexiate
    @Plexiate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +870

    Somehow I was unsubscribed without ever having done it myself. Glad I got this in my recommended again so I could notice that. Thought you had fallen off the earth for a bit.

    • @baldbullethead
      @baldbullethead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      If I hadn't been reading the comments I would have never notice I too had come unsubscribed !

    • @badgerpa9
      @badgerpa9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      youtube does that every so often they unsubscribe people from some creators. I think some of the employees do it when they decide they do not like the creator.

    • @JuliusxDHD
      @JuliusxDHD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Happened for me too 🥵

    • @ShockedT
      @ShockedT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Hey I just read your comment and checked myself- me too! wth is wrong with ytube

    • @x1zy
      @x1zy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      you all tripping! this is one of his channel. the main on is bald and bankrupt. mystery solved.

  • @kirkz9317
    @kirkz9317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    What dedication to your viewers! Travelling across Uzbekistan with diarrhea. Thank you for your service.

  • @TheKnobCalledTone.
    @TheKnobCalledTone. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "I've had to get out the car because we've come to fill up with methane, in Uzbekistan they have a lot of gas..."
    There's a joke in there somewhere.

  • @jorgemtds
    @jorgemtds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    That is a BEAUTIFUL old city. I love old forts and castles.

  • @jgilruth369
    @jgilruth369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    As a traveler with Crohn's disease.....I feel you man.

    • @sodinc
      @sodinc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh, man.
      It is true

    • @voornaam3191
      @voornaam3191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do you know Crohn is an old German word for Corona?! Do you see CRON are matching?

    • @trailerparksupervisor7046
      @trailerparksupervisor7046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You feel men??

    • @z1d3
      @z1d3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@voornaam3191 no it isnt. Thats Krone
      Also crown in english

    • @rukus9585
      @rukus9585 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@z1d3 yep.

  • @archibaldhaddock3970
    @archibaldhaddock3970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Gives new meaning to the word “drip”...

    • @olliegti6
      @olliegti6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @linusfotograf
      @linusfotograf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Makes me think of Pearl Jam's Even Flow

    • @EnglishAmigo
      @EnglishAmigo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahahahaha definitely makes my a splash with all that drip 💧💦🌊

    • @superdomiq
      @superdomiq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@EnglishAmigo lmao

  • @josephdalimonte5106
    @josephdalimonte5106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That bit with the people going up to the bus was... interesting. I really like when there are fun interactions between bald and the people of the provinces. But this one really warmed my heart for some reason.

  • @Proxinem
    @Proxinem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The location of that hotel is beautiful. It seems so peaceful, and aesthetically looks like something straight out of Aladdin.

  • @plasticman2k
    @plasticman2k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    You’ve made Uzbek a definite bucket list for myself

  • @mooseot
    @mooseot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I had this experience in Egypt once where I just had to freeze in the middle of a Cairo street market because if I took a step, I would fully shit my pants.

  • @astyanax905
    @astyanax905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    wtf that $15 bathroom is better than most $100+ bathrooms i've seen
    edit; man that place is more beautiful than i'd ever expect

    • @NecroxProduction
      @NecroxProduction 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      pretty sure it was the whole room, not just the bathroom

    • @ajricherson1099
      @ajricherson1099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMAO bathroom sold separately?

    • @wsrati1588
      @wsrati1588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      it became 10$ after Bald was there

    • @theMark5445
      @theMark5445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Uzbekistan is super affordable, and you get some super good currency exchangning rates as soon as you leave the airport.

    • @kms50549
      @kms50549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I usually paid $8 a night in Uzbek but the standards were much lower. Should have splashed out on the $15 rooms. Think I spent $12 a night for a couple nights in a single room in just outside the old city.

  • @GoodGuyCameronTWO
    @GoodGuyCameronTWO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    More videos from Uzbekistan, please. It is such a beautiful country.

  • @tonebonetones
    @tonebonetones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Whenever I think I'm having a bad day, Bald cheers me up with his predicament lol. Not to mention his just getting on and dealing with it whilst entertaining at the same time!

  • @williehannon9306
    @williehannon9306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Ben, nobody absolutely nobody does this better than you. Thank You

  • @SanSiim
    @SanSiim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    I feel like since the Rock of Tondi, this was the most explosive episode of Daily Bald so far.

  • @Yeroen
    @Yeroen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    This is the first episode I watched while eating; I made the wrong decision.

  • @kahoki
    @kahoki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Immodium definitely puts the Ever Given across the river of fundament. 💚

    • @wellardme
      @wellardme 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Genius 😆

    • @SteveSideris..2k02
      @SteveSideris..2k02 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i didn't expect that bald has immodium as official sponsor of his channel.😅😅😅😅

  • @aniruz3456
    @aniruz3456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    No words, Uzbekistan is so beautiful and peeps so friendly 😊

  • @MekoUnknown
    @MekoUnknown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I never even considered UZbekistan as a potential travel destination, but I'm seeing nothing but beauty in these vids.

  • @someonesgoat
    @someonesgoat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The car ride after he took a shit on the sand dunes was dead silent, the driver probably knew 😂

    • @lanceausnz5997
      @lanceausnz5997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Daily Bald 3rd spam reported

  • @CatsMeowPaw
    @CatsMeowPaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Having suffered 8 days of food poisoning after Thailand, I must say Bald is looking far happier than I was. Let's just say it's an emergency situation when it's coming out both ends at once.

  • @Kormyga
    @Kormyga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Me: unpacking my lunch, ready to watch some entertaining video
    Bald: it's time take a shit in the middle of this desert

  • @Jordan-kw5vk
    @Jordan-kw5vk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    As someone who suffers from IBS... this is the one video I felt in my soul.

    • @siriuslylostwerewolf
      @siriuslylostwerewolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same, man.

    • @beyondbirthday58
      @beyondbirthday58 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nobody can understand the suffering : (

    • @MrInterestingWorld
      @MrInterestingWorld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IBD here, I was starting to stress out when I saw him driving the flat areas we no bush or anything to get behind

  • @Dylanquinn666
    @Dylanquinn666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This place is absolutely stunning. Would love to visit after the pandemic!

    • @brandonsatterstrom7894
      @brandonsatterstrom7894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If the pandemic is your excuse for not going now, you'll never go

  • @bbtube2857
    @bbtube2857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    This episode brought a whole another meaning to a word "drip".

    • @Mark-gp5zg
      @Mark-gp5zg 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also, imodium plus works goods on the hole 😟

  • @pascalsspottingvideos6728
    @pascalsspottingvideos6728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    when I was there, they we're shooting a movie. All the actors we're dressed like 500 years ago. I did not see the filming crew, so I thought I went through a time machine :)

    • @ansonhansley4578
      @ansonhansley4578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Just to correct you for future comments. They ‘were’ and actors ‘were’. We’re is a combination of the two words we and are. Have a good day! :)

    • @johnlannikk2701
      @johnlannikk2701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ansonhansley4578 Just to correct you for future comments. Please do not

    • @Ivarr6
      @Ivarr6 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ansonhansley4578 You sure are the friendliest grammar nazi I've seen today Anson, keep it going

    • @ansonhansley4578
      @ansonhansley4578 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnlannikk2701 hey I’m just the friendly neighborhood grammar nazi 😊

    • @Ivarr6
      @Ivarr6 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ansonhansley4578 Dickhead

  • @kathleenh1998
    @kathleenh1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What a beautiful place with such lovely people! Feel better and thank you so much for not taking us full on into your bathroom adventures!😃

  • @deyankrustev5721
    @deyankrustev5721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    It took me 8 minutes to realize that I won't see ''a dangerous scamming in the desert'' but my man was referring to his shitting self :D :D :D

  • @gooxford03
    @gooxford03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    My wife was born and raised in Uzbekistan. We are watching your videos together and this one made us laugh a lot. You mentioned that you think it was the plov that made you ill. My wife suggests drinking green tea with it (that is what is apparently traditionally consumed with plov). Drinking water or soda while eating plov is not recommended. Anyway, we hope you feel better soon and are looking forward to more exploring in Uzbekistan.

  • @Mrgunsngear
    @Mrgunsngear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    Got to do what you got to do

    • @petepeter1857
      @petepeter1857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      u mean 'doo' 😆

    • @MontrealPyrotechnics
      @MontrealPyrotechnics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hey man im a big fan of the channel 👍🔫

    • @platoplombo15
      @platoplombo15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      First Hanna Straight, now Bald and Bankrupt...keep running into my fave gun reviewer on my other favorite channels.

    • @cpsinc6052
      @cpsinc6052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Still beats shitting your pants.

    • @afwaller
      @afwaller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TH-cam is a small place

  • @phoneguy4637
    @phoneguy4637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "avoid this man in the desert!" I would avoid pretty much anything and anyone in the desert...

  • @gunm808
    @gunm808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Props to Bald for showing us the dark underbelly of travel vlogging.

  • @giacomocasanova2418
    @giacomocasanova2418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Damn that clip with the group of extemely friendly people at the bus stop is absolutely amazing 🔥

  • @_noigbdot
    @_noigbdot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I feel your pain Traveling + Diarrhea should never be in the same sentence

    • @sc1338
      @sc1338 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s terrifying honestly 😂

  • @Sean_F.
    @Sean_F. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    @Bald. Another reason why I love you and Harold so much...not only do you show us extraordinary places that will never get to set foot on You explain where you are in the history of the place they're in like slave for example Slavic I never knew that I never knew that...
    Thank you Mr Bald, Thank you.... Your American friend for life ...Farva....

    • @michaelc7155
      @michaelc7155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mr Bald made a terrible mistake in his research about origin of word Slavic. Check the basic sources on web yourself to discover this and more:
      the etymoloy: The Slavic autonym *Slověninъ is usually considered a derivation from slovo "word", originally denoting "people who speak (the same language)", i. e. people who understand each other.
      The word slovo ("word") and the related slava ("glory, fame, praise") and slukh ("hearing") originate from the Proto-Indo-European root *ḱlew- ("be spoken of, glory"), cognate with Ancient Greek κλέος (kléos "fame").
      Anyway, best regards to Comrade Bald :D

    • @alexbibikov939
      @alexbibikov939 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michaelc7155 He did mistake not about origin of word "Slavic", but about origin of word "slave".
      I doubt that medieval uzbeks used english word "slave" OR used word "slavic" to name eastern europeans.
      It's like 'discovering' that germs was named germs because of ancient germanic tribes didn't took shower very often and was covered with bacterias ( germs ) LOL

  • @KeithElliott
    @KeithElliott 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I just ate a big plate of room temperature chicken. In a few hours, when the dysentery kicks in, I'm going to watch this video again so, I can pretend I'm right there with ya! :-)

  • @trentdawg2832
    @trentdawg2832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of the best bald episodes yet, I can't help but to smile the whole time I watch your videos, no shame in this man's game......he walks in a store full of beautiful women asking for the strongest diarrhea antidote possible with a straight face........my man!!!!

  • @simonescelsa
    @simonescelsa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    If there was a Hourly Bald, I would watch it, every hour

  • @kenttheboomer721
    @kenttheboomer721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    2:55 "He's the nicest Russian gangster I've ever met..." And on the other hand, even a B and B diarrhea video is more interesting than most YT'ers.

  • @rachelstewart4586
    @rachelstewart4586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Not 30 seconds in and I'm already laughing. And once again, loving the Russian - it's reigniting my (albeit severely limited) Russian language memory and I like it when I can understand the odd phrase or word in these vids. All I ever do when I travel is walk around randomly for hours and hours by myself usually, and I'd love to get the hang of actually interacting with actual human people like he does. I mostly just make friends with cats hahaha. (I wish my own videos were even half as entertaining as his usually are, lol.)

  • @DiscoDrew
    @DiscoDrew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Bald’s on the trot with the trot’s, as we say in England🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

    • @DAN.eight6
      @DAN.eight6 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      why a black flag?

    • @DAN.eight6
      @DAN.eight6 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@truefalse207 true that on my android phone now it is also an england flag.. it was on my pc it was a black flag.

  • @jozzabungholio
    @jozzabungholio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I like how the kid laughed at your mispronunciation of the town’s name with «кальян» (hookah).

  • @sharpshooter4063
    @sharpshooter4063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love the humour on this channel

  • @spacexshotdot6040
    @spacexshotdot6040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bald ... I want to thank you for the amazing adventures you take and share with us , you have inspired me to take a turn I would never have taken by myself , thank you dude you are man or honor

  • @Anits1989
    @Anits1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Benjamin pooping is the quality content we have been waiting for 👍

  • @Raggo12345
    @Raggo12345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fantastic travels! Thank you so much for sharing your adventures with us all. Stay safe and happy always!

  • @k0ufaR
    @k0ufaR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I am always shy and talk quietly when buying medicine for diarrhea. This mans waltz in and almost shouts it. Respect!

    • @AndreiBerezin
      @AndreiBerezin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He knows random Uzbeks that might see him in the drugstore may not know the word "diarrhea". They know Russian word "ponoss" or their original Uzbek word.))

  • @mkone1368
    @mkone1368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When you get off from the car you should take your thing( at least bag of documents and money) Even we do it in Uzbekistan.

  • @L.A.97.
    @L.A.97. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:15. Holy! Is that your dump behind you there in the background? What a unit.

  • @pawanjotjas4156
    @pawanjotjas4156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Was kinda hoping for Mr 100 rupees to pop out of a sand dune judging by the title 😂

    • @the_retag
      @the_retag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good old mr 100 rupees

    • @watfrd
      @watfrd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ek sau rupaye

  • @daveryandirect
    @daveryandirect 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    As a Brit, I’m sad to admit that with all the beautiful sights of Uzbekistan & it’s glorious history, it’s the toilet gags that had me crying with laughter! Must be in our DNA? 😂😂

    • @jacoblevy3791
      @jacoblevy3791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Daily Bald bro get out of here with yo fake ass account

    • @deltanovember1672
      @deltanovember1672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      British Toilet Humour: The Basis For An Entire Civilisation.
      Baron von Richthoven

    • @dreylondon6276
      @dreylondon6276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bald is Jewish* not English 🤷‍♂️

    • @jacoblevy3791
      @jacoblevy3791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dreylondon6276 his maternal grandfather is a Jew. He’s only a quarter jewish

    • @deltanovember1672
      @deltanovember1672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dreylondon6276 You’re only a Jew if your mothers a Jew. Or if you convert.
      Bald’s English and has a UK passport.

  • @munnsy9476
    @munnsy9476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    He had me creasing at the, "thats not the real reason that I wanted to stop here in the middle of nowhere" :D

  • @gg_Zay
    @gg_Zay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Man just wanted to say that i love your videos id ive been watching through your adventures and basically living vicariously through you. keep up the great work! Much love from california!