“ I don’t have freinds.” “What if there is no horrors waiting for me and this is just a cute race game?” “I not meant for the poop!” “I killed myself, this is so unfortunate.” “I feeel like I’m tripping balls right now” “Jesus car” “Dog, cat, whatever the fuck you are, turn your ass around.” “At least im a cutie patootie!” “Fuck you” *to a fucking cone* “WHY!?” Best smokeebee quotes of this video
YOOOOOO WASUP i can tell immediately I'm gonna love this video lol Edit: i have never laughed so hard yet still felt so... So uncomfortable.. Especially at the ending 😅
This horror game feels like its tailored to my fears. I have always been made EXTREMELY uncomfortable by game gliches. Idk they just give me such anxiety that i almost have a panic attack when games glitch like that.
Moral of the story: If you are a pink/purple cat in the default "Mario Kart" don't explore and fall off the track into poop. Instead just complete the track...
can't figure out the timestamp thing and I don't want to figure it out, but at 3:53 as she is getting swallowed into the darkness basically and the back of her car looks like a sad face slowly fading away suffering because of Smokee's choices.
I'm sorry for this but... WELL ACTTUUUAALLLYY, that's the design of the pipe frame (the kart from super mario kart, mario kart 64, mario kart super circuit, mario kart 7, mario kart 8/8 deluxe and mario kart tour god this reply is long)
Imagine spasming on the floor in great pain and a purple cat on a go kart slowly drives up to you saying “I’m gonna touch”
It’s you again!!
Pretty much on-tune to a cat. Cats are assholes. (/pos)
honestly I would just combust into glitter
that's . . concerning at the very least??
Com- okay.. 👁👃👁
"Congratulations! You died!"
The game says this in the most cheerful way lol 💀
Congratulations!
You have been diagnosed with type 12 diabetes
Congratulations! *You have sever butt cancer.*
*You did it *
You did it*
Not much better cuz it could be taken as the game saying "You did this. You could've stayed on the first level but no. *you* did this."
5:11 gives the same vibe as "I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN?!"
I can finally leave 🥹
IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN
Seungmin in the building ❌
Smokee back in the f**king building ✅
bro I love Mario kart
Love it
Bro commented 5 hours ago on a vid that went up 1 min ago💀
@@MarkBut-p9kthey are prob. In another country or idk it's an hacker or a bug idkkkkkkkkk I'm so confused lmao
Same
Mario kart is awesome!!! I love it so much!
"I see color, I go to color"
- *Smokeebee 2024*
Favorite line 2:31
-me seeing a person of colour
“I Am UndEr tHa WoTeR, PleAs HeLp mE”
Blublib
IAUEHETRPAHLE
“Drowning noises”
You bit
Wamp wamp
4:00 these edibles ain't shi-
I take that back
@@AHappyBoi same
"Pls dont give me a virus im cool and i dont deserve one" had me dying💀
I love it. She was more enthusiastic to introduce the game, that she almost forgot her intro.
“ I don’t have freinds.”
“What if there is no horrors waiting for me and this is just a cute race game?”
“I not meant for the poop!”
“I killed myself, this is so unfortunate.”
“I feeel like I’m tripping balls right now”
“Jesus car”
“Dog, cat, whatever the fuck you are, turn your ass around.”
“At least im a cutie patootie!”
“Fuck you” *to a fucking cone*
“WHY!?”
Best smokeebee quotes of this video
All her quotes are funny af
i agree
“I’m gonna touch”
oh my god YESS
"Today we play purple"
"If all else is lost, at least I'm a cutie patootie"
T-shirt. Now.
YOURE RIGHT WE NEED ONE
6:55 THE EXCLAMATION MARK JUMPSCARED ME LMAO
top 5 sacrist jumpscares
Smokeebee bashing into walls is everyone who plays mario kart and keeps falling off the edge or keeps getting smashed by the obstacles.
“Wanna play Mario kart?”
“I don’t got Mario kart but I do have Kitty Kart”
“What’s kitty kart”
“…This…”
Ah A SmokeeBee Video, The perfect thing to get in my notifications in the morning to perk up my day.
I watched this during my history classtime 😍🥰
Man i love when kittys are karting
in 3D
Then this is the game for you introducing kitty kart 3d where kitties are racing no glitches or creepy ass things at all🐈🏎️
This video is just SmokeeBee sounds and confusion ✨
SmoKeeBee sounds are ✨confusion✨
And I’m in for it this is my favorite TH-camr
"i dont have friends."
"oh it's WASD ahhh"
“I don’t have friends!”
Same dewd same
smokee: “I don’t have friends “
Peanut, snowy, milk way, jellybean, holographic rose water : …
And also Snowy, Milk Way, Jellybean, and Holographic Rose Water
Thanks
@@Insummerrrrr Anytime 😊
YOOOOOO WASUP i can tell immediately I'm gonna love this video lol
Edit: i have never laughed so hard yet still felt so... So uncomfortable.. Especially at the ending 😅
You feed my horror addiction.
Thank you, Smokee.
Smokee and furious
fast and smokeeus
MARIO KARK.... Wait this is not Mario kart
0:56 “what if there are no horrors of this and I just get to play a fun race game.” She says literally right before the first anomaly.
Smokee should not own a drivers license
I love how she just accidentally found secret maps just by running around randomly
"mom, can i get mario kart?"
"No, we have mario kart at home!"
*Mario kart at home* :
Ahhh. Love it when my car starts to ride karts and is a demon.
Driving was made at the 15 century
people before the 15 century:
2:32 “I see color, I go to color”
LOL that’s pretty much like a Zombie’s train of thought
Everyone on my bus was singing “pumped up kicks” on the way to middle school today
ok
"ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS BETTER RUN BETTER RUN, FASTER THAN MY GUN!!"
The fact Jax is a rabbit but as soon as I saw that purple cat my head said with a passion “that’s Jax”
0:55
Smo gee be: What if theres no horrors in this and I just get to play a good racing game
*Something spooky happens in 1 second*
Smo gee be: i see.
This horror game feels like its tailored to my fears. I have always been made EXTREMELY uncomfortable by game gliches. Idk they just give me such anxiety that i almost have a panic attack when games glitch like that.
"Oh it's WASD"
FINALLY SOMEONE THAT DOESN'T SAY JUST THE LETTERS!!
Mom, can we get Mario Kart?
Mom: we have Mario Kart at home.
Mario Kart at home:
Start: what a cute wholesome games
End: what- WHAT THE FREAKING HELL WAS THAT
1:37 i thought that sign said ''uwu'' for a sec and absolutely lost it
Moral of the story: If you are a pink/purple cat in the default "Mario Kart" don't explore and fall off the track into poop. Instead just complete the track...
SmokeeBee is like a drunk driver, but not intoxicated
"SKÈÆÆWŤÆ, ŤSÆÆ,VEÈÆMÒÒ"
-Smokeebee 2024
Timestamp?
This is probably the most genuine game and how they feel during their play through
4:32 that genuinely got me-
*HI SISTAS*
“I’m going to the SEA. Take me to the WATER! Take me to the ocean!”
-SmokeeBee in her Team Aqua arc
The ending sounded like Patrick screaming
I must be tripping what type of Mario kart is this man? I think I had too much mushrooms.
6:24 what it feels to talk to a person who speaks a different language
4:03 can’t stop hearing dancing alien meme
Me: when is the scary spoOooOooOky stuff happening y- *insert goat screaming*
Lol
This entire video the "Go Kitty Go" audio was playing on repeat in my head.
2:26 the Jesus Chrysler
wise words from smokeebee 8:15
Smokee, can you please consider playing “It’s not me, it’s my basement”? It’s a really good game.
5:55 I thought that was the start to an ad 💀
3:11 I love the “konito pet flashbacks” part lol
@@CassieWhite-q2d in the video is konito an actual virus game
@Sam_Alvar i know
@@CassieWhite-q2d no like i was actually asking a question of if it is an actual virus or not sorry
@ oops sorry I didn’t understand what you were saying, and yes Konito pet is a virus
I like to believe that whoever made this KNEW that everyone(smoke bee) would get emotionally attached to the cat and did that on purpose
I know! Like, it was basically intentional!
I feel so bad for Smokey, she sounded so scared 😭😭😭
Time traveler go’s back in time moves a chair instead of Mario kart we got Kitty Kart
I generally get so excited when she uploads on the channel
cool parking lot creepy domain thing i looove it 8:08
Smoker when that demon appeared: WHAT THE F*CK?! Me: I’ve seen scarier. I’ve seen you play Captain Willie
If all else is lost at least im a cutie patootie
- smokeebee 2024
''what if there's no horror waiting for me and ı just get to play a fun race game?''
...
it might seem crazy what ı'm about to say
Funeral priest: and we will now say our goodbyes…to-
Me: SHUT UP SMOGEE UPLOADED👹
You’re the only TH-cam gamer I like
7:55 THERE’S FISH IN THE AIR LITERALLY LOOK TO THE LEFT
1:42 is every customer service worker on this planet
Smokee: "I don't have friends."
Snowy: "What am I a roach?"
0:16 I can be your friend if u want 😊
can't figure out the timestamp thing and I don't want to figure it out, but at 3:53 as she is getting swallowed into the darkness basically and the back of her car looks like a sad face slowly fading away suffering because of Smokee's choices.
I'm sorry for this but...
WELL ACTTUUUAALLLYY, that's the design of the pipe frame (the kart from super mario kart, mario kart 64, mario kart super circuit, mario kart 7, mario kart 8/8 deluxe and mario kart tour god this reply is long)
@@Gadi872 I know. I was trying to just show a thought I had and what it looked like to me.
“Oh it’s WASD, ITS WASD”
Smokee: “Oh my gawd!! Hiii!!! ^^”
Rabbit: “Are deserts supposed to be hot?”
Also smokee: “Yes, dumbass!! :D oh my gawd!!^^”
I’M AM IN LOVE WITH THIS FUCKING VIDEO
IT GOT ME LAUGHING IN THE GROUND I ALMOST THREW UP 😃✨💀
HELP THISREMINDED LE OF THE SONIC SNAPCUBE "IM BACK IN DA FUKIN BUILDING AGAIN"
Wow, a perfectly fine cute little racing game with nothing bad at all!
yes totally☺️☺️
thank you for another charmingly silly video smogeebe :3
"dog cat, whatever tf you are, turn your arse around, were going home (scared smokee noises)"
- Smokeebee 2024
I wonder what would have happened if Smokee just played the game normally
3:18 smokeebee " *dont give me a virus pls* "
Also smokeebee " *plays kinito pet* "
6:13 you summoned the f1 fandom.
the character and smokeebee both got traumatized
to bay we play purple
- smokeebee
I loved the caption change for the word "kill", it was so funny
Smokebee let out her inner child
Not me watching at 3:07 in the morning bro I laughed so hard I think I woke up my roommate 😂
"I'm a cutie-patootie though"
-April 10, 2024
i feel like smokee is the first person to play any video game and fuck the game up like shes hacking the matrix Also great video
I've known this for a while, If a game has 64 in its title its a horror game! :D
It is called I’m on the road again just simply on the road again 2:38
Omg we play porpol yeyy !! Sadly smokee has no friends
Really funny video as always !!
My cat is watching this with me
Imagine what it would be like in an indie horror game but with Wreck-it-Ralph rules
“Mom can we get Mario kart?”
“We have Mario kart at home”
The Mario kart at home:
is is smo Smoge smoger somgere somge smgoge smogge smogge bee
9:35 This cat is already dead, it just doesnt know it yet. 🎅🎅🎅, 🐱
"I killed myself. This is so unfortunate!"
-Smokeebee 2024
What I want *more than anything* (iykyk) is for Smokee to play "Don't Starve". Its kinda scaryish and it is all about surviving in a strange world!
This is me when im driving for real
Please play cooking companions... I'd love to see you play and react to it one day 😂
𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚘!