@@mrfriendhorror Pretty sure "Dieu et mon droit", or "God and my right" is the closest thing they have to a motto. That's the motto of the British Monarch
@kazielbonn “The placement of [...] very well done.” ======================= Jupiter is almost completely gas. So, how are these goliaths ‘eating’ it ?
@@nackteHintern Personally I wouldn`t. What I *would* do - took a last laugh before the apocalypse. Probably, if I was that narrator, I also would say something corny like "HAHAHA! SEE YOU ALL IN HELL, FOLKS!"
Also, seeing that......all those giants having a family dinner or something like that is kind of wholesome and cute. Ya know in a......fckd up godly way.
This feels like some spawning ritual of a nomadic species. They travel in groups, sending some ahead to find a good spot, stays there to send out a signal for the others as it begins to feast.
@@Mate397 Yeah or maybe they just take on the form of the species of the planet they are going to consume, and since in this solar system only the Earth is populated, that's why they look like that ( an attempt of the species to replicate Voyager's drawings in case they found it floating in the void. )
It would b really cool if a giant scary thing would just appear and chill. Like people are worried it'll kill us all but it never does, it just likes looking at us and thinks we're neat. Incredible tension.
What a delightful couple's activity for interdimensional humanoid creatures! Just look at them, holding hands as they feast on planets in the vast galaxy. They even bring the kids along, as shown at 2:40. It's a bit like when we go out to a restaurant with our loved ones to share a meal.
"A gigantic fckin big-ass naked planet eater destroying earth and annihilating all life forms" The music: The night is long, skies are clear and if you want to go walking dear ☺️
This was actually pretty unsettling. Good job dude.
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This kind of narrator reminds me a dysophian scenarios from BioShock. Nice job dude, it makes me fell uncomfortable when the first titan open her stomach
Oh man this was amazing, Lovecraft himself would be proud if he saw it The scariest thing is that they don't even seem to be the highest form of predators in the galaxy considering how many of them it takes to devour a planet like Jupiter. Maybe they are just one of the thousands of species that inhabit the cosmos, and if we are already nothing before them, what do we have left before beings much more powerful than them?
Oh hell no, I could of gone my whole life knowing that the way I want to die least is in an apocalyptic Eiffel Tower between two giant naked dudes having a freak off with the planet.
most calm announcer announcing humanities imminent destruction
'Keep calm and carry on' is Britain's motto for a reason
@@mrfriendhorror Pretty sure "Dieu et mon droit", or "God and my right" is the closest thing they have to a motto. That's the motto of the British Monarch
Certainly it's going to be calm after everyone died. No worries.
TRUE
Thats nasty AF i would rather live in a world where zombies took over the planet
I love how the guy goes from “nothings happening” to “yep, we’re all going to die” so calmly in the space of about 5 seconds.
Bro was just being polite and didn’t want to start eating without his friend.
😂
I'm actually impressed by the alacrity and coordination of those rioters. It's not easy to start a riot on 15 seconds' notice.
Usual suspects i assume 😂
@@jaret3944 what do you mean by that?
@@grekandrew8995 you know very well what he means
Apparently you don't know democrats. Rent-A-Riot
@@user-kz9zi7rv9p antifa. Open your eyes dude.
Jupiter trying to hold them off like the stalwart guardian it is.
Big bro Jupiter to the rescue!
Guys are munching on gas🚬🗿
Quite confused how they could even munch on Jupiter since it's all just gas, no hard surface whatsoever
@realdakrith there is hard surface on gas giants, under tons of gas there's frozen oceans but afaik it depends on planet
Respect
Unbeknown to them, the ancient diety Cthulu was awoken during the feeding, and it started attacking Goliath from the inside.
Goliath's about to face The Thing That Should Not Be
@@themulattomaker2602 What's that?
@@JarenDarkwolf A Metallica song about Cthulu
Cthulhu: What you owe me...CAN NEVER BE PAID BACK WITH MONEY!
*Seven millennium ORA! ORA! ORA!*
Guys will be jumped on by all the pantheons that were worshipped on Earth
They're having a hell of a time trying to eat Jupiter, as expected. Lol
Jupiter would eat them probably lol
The placement of "fin", the giants and the framing of the whole shot of Jupiter at the end was very well done.
L😂L
i noticed that too
@kazielbonn
“The placement of [...] very well done.”
=======================
Jupiter is almost completely gas. So, how are these goliaths ‘eating’ it ?
😮
FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN FEIN
I love how chill that narrator, the guy just accepted what is inevitable.
Even then you would shit your pants. Not the narrator though.
@@nackteHintern Personally I wouldn`t. What I *would* do - took a last laugh before the apocalypse. Probably, if I was that narrator, I also would say something corny like "HAHAHA! SEE YOU ALL IN HELL, FOLKS!"
"How's things?"
"Yeah can't complain."
- Average British person facing planetary annihilation
Can’t believe we got Eiffel Towered
We deserved it. Big fan of yours btw!
what are you doing here john
Love the accuracy of the planet sizes and distances ♥️
How did you measure the accuracy of distances?
@nackteHintern pixels per second
@@jacklynsmith9264Awesome that you took the time to do that
someone's being a funny man
They weren’t accurate
Attack on titans: modern times, new chapter goes so crazy.
AoT meets Hellstar Remina
Fucking bastard,beat me to it.
Also, seeing that......all those giants having a family dinner or something like that is kind of wholesome and cute. Ya know in a......fckd up godly way.
I was looking for this comment! and yeah, it was horrifyingly sweet.
This is the most creative and interesting phobia short ive ever seen. Bravo
Junji ito moment
90% Horror
10% Romance
Very tragic, even Jupiter being the largest planet in the solar system did not escape the terrible alien invasion. .
This feels like some spawning ritual of a nomadic species. They travel in groups, sending some ahead to find a good spot, stays there to send out a signal for the others as it begins to feast.
It also seems to be a species that respects love between two men.
@@aradgretu6293 You assume they have sexual dimorphism.
@@Mate397 Yeah
or maybe they just take on the form of the species of the planet they are going to consume, and since in this solar system only the Earth is populated, that's why they look like that ( an attempt of the species to replicate Voyager's drawings in case they found it floating in the void. )
@@aradgretu6293 That's not a bad train of thought.
It would b really cool if a giant scary thing would just appear and chill. Like people are worried it'll kill us all but it never does, it just likes looking at us and thinks we're neat. Incredible tension.
What a delightful couple's activity for interdimensional humanoid creatures! Just look at them, holding hands as they feast on planets in the vast galaxy. They even bring the kids along, as shown at 2:40. It's a bit like when we go out to a restaurant with our loved ones to share a meal.
"Naked Giant Planet Eaters" - to the tune of the TMNT theme
Obesity in deep space~
The giant is Mr.Friend
No, that's more like Smallest Caseoh.
@@TurkmenistanRepublicare you 9?
dont enter the playhouse😮😮😮😨😨😰😰😰😱😱😱😱
@@JimmyMorrison-hi5gy no, Just heard that thing recently.
He's a gamer right?
For goodness sake, Galactus, put your clothes back on!
2:12 "...now kith"
Ton 618:since you destroyed gods favorite planet, now it’s for you to see the alone the habitable one in heaven
1:30 can you hear everyone screaming? 😱
3 freaky thousand years of civilisation just to be devoured in silence by some naked monstrosities as a regular breakfast
@@destructiongodapok1754 3k? Nah bruh. You're off by quite a lot. Try a bit higher. Lol
@thetestinggrounds7855 Yes, it seems like I forgot a bunch of 0, so let's just say 3 thousand centuries instead 😅
@@destructiongodapok1754 over 4 billion years.
"A gigantic fckin big-ass naked planet eater destroying earth and annihilating all life forms"
The music: The night is long, skies are clear and if you want to go walking dear ☺️
These are goofy as heck. I love 'em.
The scariest part is that who knows if something like this exists somewhere out there?.. We wouldn’t know.
Allah will punch them.
@@Khoirul_Anam1978😂
i know
@@Khoirul_Anam1978 probably why we haven't seen any. He's been saving us from this the whole time.
Don’t worry God annihilates any threats to humanity that’s why aliens don’t exist 😂
2:29 nice, there is a friendzoned guy even among naked planet eaters. Truly a universal thing
I'd be down to watch
Mr. Friend's cosmic curiosities
As a tv show.
This should be a series on this channel
I am not religious whatsoever, but the way the announcer said "May God Be With Us" was spine chilling.
This was actually pretty unsettling. Good job dude.
This kind of narrator reminds me a dysophian scenarios from BioShock. Nice job dude, it makes me fell uncomfortable when the first titan open her stomach
Thought all of humanity would perish due to the Smile Entity, but it was a Naked Giant Space Man Entity spelling our doom all along.
The James Webb has really captured some amazing things!
Oh man this was amazing, Lovecraft himself would be proud if he saw it
The scariest thing is that they don't even seem to be the highest form of predators in the galaxy considering how many of them it takes to devour a planet like Jupiter. Maybe they are just one of the thousands of species that inhabit the cosmos, and if we are already nothing before them, what do we have left before beings much more powerful than them?
@walbergverissimo2815 if we survive whatever digestive system they have
Its like fallout 4 london edition but this time
"ITS IN SPACE " LOL
Goliath ain't himself when he's hungry, give the dude a snickers!
Which is why hydrogen bombs were developed
What a weird mating ritual.
😂
Actually horrifying
The choice of music during the destruction of earth is so..... calming
That was very disturbing, excellent job!!
Supposedly when the monster eats the planet Jupiter, its stomach immediately bloats and it releases a very powerful fart...😅
Our solar system's very own onion 😂
It's like a complete reversal of giving birth. Very warped and very creative
There is not enough of Power Armor to save you from that, son 💀💀
The most chill announcer under pressure ever.
Edit- I see someone else commented the same. 😅
Earth gettin' Eiffel Towered by two space giants is wild.
Excellent !!!
You're doing better each time !
😊😊😊
Appreciate that!
How kind of him to wait for his friend before beginning to eat
The title sounds like a 90s cartoon.
Like space whales theses giants must be very durable to consume a sphere of magma (or they may can get heartburn)
Why do they look like those fat floating guys from that Smiling Friends episode?
Now kiss...
The humanoid hellstar Remina.
Remina would solo the whole clan of giants.
And then, as the first one swallowed cathulu, they were all eaten by a giant space whale 🤔
HAHAHAAA That’s soo funny But creepy and unsettling at the same time…. 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Space giant: I sleep
Naked space giant: REAL SHIT
One word…
YIKES
Gives a new meaning to the phrase ….I’ve had a belly full!.”
As a space fish from Europa I can confirm this does not affect me
"Hey Tomar what if two giant fat guys ate the Earth"
Oh hell no, I could of gone my whole life knowing that the way I want to die least is in an apocalyptic Eiffel Tower between two giant naked dudes having a freak off with the planet.
Me Playing Solar Smashed: 🗿🗿🗿
Yes 😊
Are those Caseoh's smallest clones?
So much creativity here
"Goliath?" That thing deserves the name Harbinger or Armageddon
OFC hes naked. It must be a _nightmare_ to shop for clothes at that size... poor fella.
Damn 😂 your videos are very dark and interesting 😅🤝 thanks bro 😊🌹
this is just a cosmic way of eating one spaghetti strand and kissing
Bro actually turned the entire porn category into horror💀
Frick we need a relativistic razor to go for the nape
Ah so this is the type 3 civilization that uses the energy of entire galaxies.
You've improved so much!
That was truly creepy as hell, bravo.
Start a riot, report it to the station, and relay it to the anchor... within 15 seconds.
Please make a brethren moon(dead space )video.
Watching this was both horrifying and sensual.
Some sort of alien planet eating mating ritual?
Nature is beautiful
That literaly caused an adrenaline attack. So wierd on so many levels at every turn on and on... oh yes.
omg I love how the Goliaths are consuming Jupiter in hordes, nice touch!
Funny that when a giant starts eating the earth, one of the top concerns on the minds of some people is that some other people are rioting.
The ones eating Jupiter are gonna get a wicked case of gas. 😬
Wow that would be scary if that were real and that were to happen 😮
Just a happy couple on a cosmic picnic.
Awww thats so cute! They all went on a date night in a special corner of the milky way!
So this is what we say “the world is fucked” by Goliath’s abdomen
This man is a real time documentary narrator first
and a concerned citizen 2nd
We have not been seen yet by the others...... Take solace in that..
Jupiter isn’t going down without a fight lmao
I used to think two t-rexes snapping a human in half was a scary lady and the tramp rendition…yet here we are…
u outdid urself with this one vro
Thanks mate!
Bro last words
"May god with us"
Love how the one coming up to the moon, because it has no partner but is still doing the pose, look's like it's going "Qooh dont mind if i do"
Another crazy day at work for the cameraman.
I love watching these!
And that's how babies are made, friends.
"im the globglogabgalab"
Cute how they hold hands 😊