Pain is realizing that you are disqualified from flirting with Mata, not because of your age, but because you've always felt that popped collars and sideburns look trashy instead of cool
You've got some GenXers too. 55 year old guy. I can go back further and bring out the wide tab collar shirts with an orange leather jacket/coat for a 70's look.
You're old enough to make an exception, potentially. Basically, if you're an old soul like Bricky, you're passing, but if you're completely and irreparably zoomer, you're too much like a younger sibling.
People age 34 & younger: "guess she's out of my league." Me, a man over 35 (near 37 btw): "I feel as though even she's likely out of my league. But if I'm not sweating it, then you don't have to sweat it either. Because, lil' bruv, we keep our eyes on a perfect partner prize. We know what femme fatales we like by personality alone. Matara has one of the rarest of personalities we crave, & she's not the only one."
☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼 *THAT UP THERE* That is how I am in a bar. I see a dude at his low point, I understand his blues, & I do my part to help a brother in the trenches build himself up again.
Hey, it’s nice to know that women older than us are still kicking online. It rebalances the scales with gen Z and alpha calling women our age or a few years younger mommy.
I'm 33 but spent four years in the Military and ten with a woman who aged me at least six years in all other aspects, so im essentially 43 at this point
I'm 43, the term "rizz her" sounds like anything other than "charming her"... Then again my vocabulary is still stuck in an era where "black humor" had nothing to do with someone's race, so what do I know?
Alot of the vshojo members are more the type for me that come off as a great friend to have rather than an active interest id have in them irrespective of age. Matas interests and hobbies are just so far removed from mine that I'd just never have an interest in the first place. Not to say her hobbies are remotely bad they are definitely better than mine they just wouldn't be applicable to me and I'd expect alot of friction between us as a result. But thats assuming alot. I'd rather just be able to go to her streams and appreciate the conversations and gameplay (minus her ear piercing screeching) and not really think about it you know. Like i get it from a guy perspective. But when i think about it every time i see this clip I'm just faced with those thoughts.
Can only wish good luck to the youngsters. We done grow up before cellphones and internet became more than a rarity that was in one out of 100+ households, we remember prankcalls before caller-ID, we learned social interaction and doing things without external influences. I'm about 44 and finally know what I want to become (a welder) my BMI is fine and healthy. Take care of yourselves inside and out and skip out on the sugary garbage and nonessentials, and be physical!
As a man and you still don't know what you want or what to do in life, you have no specific goals or anything at the age of 25, I'm telling you, you're gonna suffer a lot as years goes by..
Early 20's feel like going to a big city without a phone with maps, late 20's you're still kinda lost but not as much since this time you have a phone with maps buuut it's at 15% battery and you only know a few streets either by name or landmarks.
Me a man under 35: oh boy a video for me
Rejoice in the fact that we are literally Ryan gosling
Me a man over 35: "So you're saying there's a *chance*?"
@@DrShak2009 Yes, you are more than Kenough😤👍
Gets rejected
Me a man under 35: *_Is that a challenge?_*
Me, a man who's exactly 35: Finally! My time has come!
me too lol
Go get em
I feel so appreciated rn that my ankle socks are vibrating with delight!
@@gundamonium My cargo shorts do be shortin'.
@@frontierjusticedazzlingsfa2569 get "them" what exactly? XD
Momtara is never dry on content and being cute hagmaxing
Pain is realizing that you are disqualified from flirting with Mata, not because of your age, but because you've always felt that popped collars and sideburns look trashy instead of cool
Such is life in the zone, my friend.
You've got some GenXers too. 55 year old guy. I can go back further and bring out the wide tab collar shirts with an orange leather jacket/coat for a 70's look.
Oldge 👁️👁️
46 here. I think people would be surprised at how many 40+ people watch livestreams. I joined Twitch before Twitch existed, we're out here.
@@RabidDogma justin tv gang.
@@RabidDogma im 41. Thought i might be the only old one until now lol
@@RabidDogma U are right, im exactly 40, but still watching Twitch :-D
DARN IT, ONLY 3 YEARS AWAY. Mata Noooooo!
Same
You're old enough to make an exception, potentially. Basically, if you're an old soul like Bricky, you're passing, but if you're completely and irreparably zoomer, you're too much like a younger sibling.
just stay away from zoomer language!
@javelinmaster2 I do and I have no idea what half of them mean.
@@javelinmaster2 Sadly the internet has corrupted me, not enough to meld with those ones, but enough to be a translator for those before me
People age 34 & younger: "guess she's out of my league."
Me, a man over 35 (near 37 btw): "I feel as though even she's likely out of my league. But if I'm not sweating it, then you don't have to sweat it either. Because, lil' bruv, we keep our eyes on a perfect partner prize. We know what femme fatales we like by personality alone. Matara has one of the rarest of personalities we crave, & she's not the only one."
☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼
*THAT UP THERE*
That is how I am in a bar. I see a dude at his low point, I understand his blues, & I do my part to help a brother in the trenches build himself up again.
Perfect post man, thanks
As a happily married husband, with two beautiful daughters, and a home owner, I can confidently say, I’m still a child. GANG GANG
0:14 hey my bit message
Matara is an absolute menace
I love her 😍
Me, a man in my 30s but under 35: *Oh well, not like I had a chance anyway*
(Imagine I’m like saying the above line in like an Eeyore voice)
Same
I’m 21, I never had a chance
Im 36 i would not notice i had a chance until i was 38 and it was too late.
Hey, it’s nice to know that women older than us are still kicking online. It rebalances the scales with gen Z and alpha calling women our age or a few years younger mommy.
@@MalfosRanger tell me about the [Iraq] war, grandpa
Me who turns 36 in two weeks: WOOOOOOOOO!!! THIS IS IT! THAT‘S WHAT WE‘VE BEEN WAITING FOR!! LET‘S GOOOOOO!!!
I have even less of a chance than before. How is this possible.
As a 32 year old im gonna go cry in a corner, how dare she call attention to my irony zoomer pattois
Well at least she’s not completely discouraging us
When I was on my 20s. I didn't know what I was doing and that bothered me a lot.
Now as a 30, I still don't know what I'm doing but I am confident.
Ok, I'm old enough to ride that bike. I'm sorry kids.
Just turned 40 and this gives me hope.
I desire a good conversation with a person like Mata
wait, she said we can try. BRETHREN WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE
JUST TURNED 35 BABY! LET THE SEDUCTION BEGIN!
Doogers so cool. We understand Matara.
If I hadn't gotten married in my early 20s I would have married this girl in my 30shapply she's such a treat lol
haglette is my new favorite word
seeing bricky and heavenly in this video is enlightening and kinda cool
Me: barely about to be 31: “Oh boy! Am I in this video?” 😂😂
I just realised, you could dub Eda from the owl house with no problem
well I more than meet the age requirement by a few years, however, I have never set foot in a coffee shop, so I'm out on that one.... lol
I'M 35!! I HAVE A CHANCE!! SHE'LL NOTICE ME!! MAYBE!!!
She won't, but I can be delusional.
She's probably not even worth it.
I'm 33 but spent four years in the Military and ten with a woman who aged me at least six years in all other aspects, so im essentially 43 at this point
I'm 43, the term "rizz her" sounds like anything other than "charming her"... Then again my vocabulary is still stuck in an era where "black humor" had nothing to do with someone's race, so what do I know?
NGL, I just turned 30, and still single, but hearing someone say that 30 is "too young" gives me an odd sort of hope.
Damn... 19 years old and i have no chance😢
Me been 20: well, i wasn't simping enough anyway.
Me - 30+ but not yet 35
Mata: Sorry, too young
The rest of the internet: Whaddup grandpa
As a 41 year old, my odds are better than the rest of you guys.
Alot of the vshojo members are more the type for me that come off as a great friend to have rather than an active interest id have in them irrespective of age. Matas interests and hobbies are just so far removed from mine that I'd just never have an interest in the first place. Not to say her hobbies are remotely bad they are definitely better than mine they just wouldn't be applicable to me and I'd expect alot of friction between us as a result.
But thats assuming alot. I'd rather just be able to go to her streams and appreciate the conversations and gameplay (minus her ear piercing screeching) and not really think about it you know. Like i get it from a guy perspective. But when i think about it every time i see this clip I'm just faced with those thoughts.
Me, 34: We were so close to greatness! We were this close?
I am definitely, definitely over 35. Imma marry this woman.
Hell yeah ojisans and hags, were gonna make it
Hang on.....Matara plays The Isle? *desire to play it more ensues*
Also cooking spaghetti out of packets also Jars not cooking
If you use "rizz" in a sentence as someone in their thirties, you don't deserve to have nice things in your life.
As a 40 year old man... Don't do that. Don't give me hope.
She says she's old and tall, but those baby hands say otherwise.
Matara videos always make my day better.
gimme 6 years I got you Matara 😏
that works for me. Waiting for my wizard powers.
5
more
years
then another 5 to master them.
As 22 ye old....If shes old enough to be my mother, im old enough to make her one
At 31 I'm still the disaster Ive always been maybe a few more years will help
Did I see Binyot in this? Is that Limes? When the hell did this happen!?
Matara is so cute and funny 😂❤
So I have a chance! Lets go! Matara my love!
well 34 , but already married.
Sorry Matara
Me, who turned 35 last year: so you’re saying there’s a chance?
40 and going above
Damn, 32, so close 😩
*Looks at my sideburns.* _Hmmm...._ *Insert Brent Rambo meme.*
Just remember that the eldest Millenials turn 40 next year...
35+ men value is going up if there make something out of them self on the opposite end yeha
You better believe I'm gonna fvcking try
Shit! I'll have to wait more 5 years
I am already a fan
"Not Everywhere"
Nice 😎
Me at 29 in one week: It's over...
Turning 35 in 5 months, there still a chance 🙌🏽🙌🏽
See, I'm about to be 22 but I have the mindset and back pain of a 40-year-old man.... so do I have a chance or no? 😂😂
So you’re saying there is a chance.
Oh my
Thank goodness I'm a woman under 35
fun fact over 70% of 20-30s are now zoomers
Me under 30:
"Oh thank god"
2:29 ....yes
Finally being this old pays off!!!
My neck and knees feel +5 years older! does that count?
What if ive aged horribly and look 35+?
me a 30 y/o man: ay yo a vid for me sweet
Me a fairly new 40; so you're saying there's a chance 😅
how does heavenly know all the vtubers
Me, a man under 35: please please take me please i need a sugar momma please 😂🙏🗣
Can only wish good luck to the youngsters. We done grow up before cellphones and internet became more than a rarity that was in one out of 100+ households, we remember prankcalls before caller-ID, we learned social interaction and doing things without external influences. I'm about 44 and finally know what I want to become (a welder) my BMI is fine and healthy. Take care of yourselves inside and out and skip out on the sugary garbage and nonessentials, and be physical!
So if we're over 35 there's a chance...?
Me, a man who is roughly 40, with sideburns: "Ah, my tarakan. My time has come."
Me being 28 still wanting to marry her, even though im too young for her 😭😭😭
im 30 and born on christmas so i should get special treatment :"D tbh id just be happy making you laugh
As a man and you still don't know what you want or what to do in life, you have no specific goals or anything at the age of 25, I'm telling you, you're gonna suffer a lot as years goes by..
30 should be enough don't mind if i try
Damn.... im 19 and probobly have no chance
I'm 42, so I'm all good.
mommy is back))))
I'm 33, c'mon. Close enough, right?
Me a man over 35: So you're saying there's a chance.
Does that mean I have a chance? :D
FINALLY I HAVE A CHANCE 😍😍😍
I am freshly 36, and have only lately begun to consider becoming an adult one day, but today is not that day.
At 37 I must say.... Try and if you find how to, please tell xD
At 38 I wouldn't mind a hint or two
I'm 42 and still don't get being an adult 😭
Eh, she doesn't want an adult. I'm in my early 30s and she just wants someone who knows the deep memes and was there when they were written.
They'll never take us alive!
I get her point. At age 28 I'm exponentially less of a disaster than I was at 25, but still mostly lost.
yeah thats your 20s for ya now. I haven't even left mine yet and I know thats a fact
Early 20's feel like going to a big city without a phone with maps, late 20's you're still kinda lost but not as much since this time you have a phone with maps buuut it's at 15% battery and you only know a few streets either by name or landmarks.
20's is like the a consistent fluctuation between feeling like your going to make it... And failure.
Then you aren't.
same
Matara is a hyper evolved Pheromosa and you can't convince me otherwise.
I mean, I can see it.
This person is thinking the things that needed to be thought of
Pheromone after 6 beast boosts
Now that you mentioned it, she does look like one
Now I can’t un-see it from my mind
The Bricky-Mata crossover arc has been the most wholesome damn thing ever and it still boggles my mind lol
Two hags interacting has never been this good, and now they're meeting at Twitch Con lol
I honestly expected the bad news to be "it's all downhill from here"
Well I mean...