well either way this caliber sounded *way too powerful* so I`m surprised he got up and running in about 10 secs it must`ve been a super extra superficial wound lol:P
It's a shame that around 17:00 Pasos acts like he has no f***ing clue who's behind that gun. Like Max didn't just leap backward with a shot arm and on the way down kill four men with a pistol from 75 feet away. Love the series man! Keep up the great work!!
I believe John Wick was just attempting to f:)k around with me but thing is I don`t find these amusing anymore simplee because people overabused damage jokes on my Dead Space videos so that`s why I didn`t reply to it nevertheless posting them doesn`t hurt me either so keep them rolling if you`re having fun doing it I guess;)
Why didn't they make a trilogy of Max Payne or even better a whole series where you can follow the ex cop during his time in the police force and also his life after the third? I would love to see that!
I am attempting the sane challenge, but without recording. I am stuck at the point where I have to take out the enemies ambushing me at the Upper Stands!
there are gun parts spread throughout the chapters as collectibles and when you collect them your guns will turn golden (+10% damage & bigger magazine) and yeahh sure you can use `shootdodge` without having bullet-time
lol he said he was hit in the artery or whatever, he'd have bled out long before they wrapped a sports gauze around it lol. Homie needs a tourniquet, hemostatic and a real dressing
well he didn`t know really so he said `maybe` but he`d just lost like 90% of his life so nevertheless I guess it must`ve felt pretty legit to him either way lol:P
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Zakhaev gets shot with a 50cal rife- loses his arm
Max Payne -just a scratch.
"I might have written the book on dumb ideas, but Passos sure wasn't afraid to quote from it".
Love that line.
Dialogue is good
saying max payne has good lines is like saying water is wet
With how fast you clear each enemy grouping, this game feels more like a movie.
Yeah if you play it e ought ought get so good you have to trick shot every level to not make it a point and click adventure game
When you play it on the easiest level, yes it goes quickly for morons like you to watch.
7:38 all of them drop at the same time.
That was fucking awesome
“No damage”
*gets shot by sniper in a cutscene*
1800 Glo bruh 🤦🏿♂️
What’s your point stupid
+1800 Glo so you expected me to *modify* the cutscene or what? or not include it at all? ..
iN LovE!! It is a joke, Jesus Christ
@@dominicdibenedetto6558 sometimes it`s a little difficult to read a joke on the internet haha
7:55 That shot to the mouth though
Maxwell Payne 🇺🇸:
SON OF A BITCH! 👉(ಠ ͜ʖಠ)👉
Max feeding the poor lol
*gets shot on the left arm by sniper*
2 mins later...
Dives while shooting, landing left shoulder first.
MrBurnoutPlayZ painkillers and bandages is all ya really need
Later you find out that sniper was using 12.7. that caliber would take Max's arm clean off.
How about the fact that he’s able to bend time and space at will? That didn’t tip you off that this might not be a simulator?
well either way this caliber sounded *way too powerful* so I`m surprised he got up and running in about 10 secs
it must`ve been a super extra superficial wound lol:P
@@iNLovE92 Or, maybe the fact that he was 247 shitfaced ?
14:56
*rolls*
is THAT what you call RUNNING??
Faris Akmal he got confused looking at max
running in this game is so incrediblee slow that I feel like rolling is faster haha
@@iNLovE92 Apparently to me you run slightly faster in this game
10:05 Passos walking like "Damn, these idiots dropped the bodies all over the place again" like it's an everyday thing he has been tired of
lol:D
These Brazilians really like sniping. Guess they quick scoped on Favela in mw2 🤣
21:45 - R.I.P. Captain John Price, you picked the wrong target this time.
I had a lot of fun playing Modern Warfare 2 a long time ago and I recognize that name lol:)
I like how Max's shirt gets sweatier and sweatier throughout the level. Nice little detail I bet most didn't notice.
Yes. Youre amazing. Youre the only one who noticed. Stupid child.
7:54 What a right sync
Cover Passos with a perfect aim. Nice
16:13 Rockstar *forced* bullet-time on me .. dang. I feel pretty violated now lol:)
7:45 that sound when the enemy’s drop was so satisfying
It's a shame that around 17:00 Pasos acts like he has no f***ing clue who's behind that gun. Like Max didn't just leap backward with a shot arm and on the way down kill four men with a pistol from 75 feet away.
Love the series man! Keep up the great work!!
yeahh but nevertheless a guy in love with alcohol & painkillers just isn`t trustworthee lol:P
Passos: they seem nice enough
Max:😒
Lol
The Cracha Preto will soon live to regret not wasting an RPG on the one man walking headshot disaster that is to come.
.. my sides hurt!! rofl:D
6:52 Never knew Franklin was in Max Payne 3
when I played GTA V Franklin was my favorite character ..
he always made me laugh whenever he talked with his Lamar buddy lol:)
This game is just epic. Have finished it many times, probably there is room for more finishes 😉
.im so glad someone else loves max payne 3 as much as i do! I try to mimic your style sometimes cuz you know when you pop out. good gaming brother
Recorded my own No Damage runs, this is the chapter I got stuck on. Everytime I got hit in the stadiums I had to restart from the beginning.
9:00 they don't seem too friendly
They seem nice enough.
@@MoskHotel 😒 hmph lol
I love these videos man :=) keep it up
Omg awesome gameplay
7:44 Max drops, bodies drop
No damage? You got shot at 2:32 🤷🏾♂️
John Wick he would beat the fuck out of you.
Naimur Rahman 🤨are you dumb bitch
I believe John Wick was just attempting to f:)k around with me but thing is I don`t find these amusing anymore simplee because people overabused damage jokes on my Dead Space videos so that`s why I didn`t reply to it nevertheless posting them doesn`t hurt me either so keep them rolling if you`re having fun doing it I guess;)
To him. It's just a flesh wound.
Am I the only one that gets it's a joke
how did the guy lying on the ground spit up to a standing person's face lol thats some powerful spit
You have no fucking clue how strong commando sombra are.
9:02 lol yeah he spitted pretty far
How many hours of gameplay have you invested? I could only do a no damage run for the first 2 chapters on the higher difficulties
Max and Pasos was short but memorable bromance
Ices entire barrage of armed men. 3 guys walk out with the cash and they do nothing.
The writing in this gane is solid and pretty funny.
I see this guy has the golden guns no reason why the enimes go down with one shot.
#headshots lol:P
It's a Max Payne standard for the plot to have some reason for PMC Mercenary enemies to fight.
youre my hero
love you bro from india
You play far better than me.
I laugh every time they say puta because that's all they say
Max Payne is the original John Wick
Best chapter in that game
max reminds me of clint eastwood in dirty harry
You’re making me wanna see if my ps3 still works or buy one and get this game again
That's exactly how I felt watching through this series as well 😅
so unsatisfying when the sniper shots hit the vests and it sparks, i want blood!
Why didn't they make a trilogy of Max Payne or even better a whole series where you can follow the ex cop during his time in the police force and also his life after the third? I would love to see that!
One shot One kill literally 👍
epic
I like shooting precisely into mouth, that way the wound is not visible and the only thing I can see is some blood on mouth
Need this remastered even tho it still hold up now
Perfect,
Jesus he makes it look like ballet. Macho ballet.
father made alotta money
Original- Price: Soap, Soap, Soap! New version- Soap: Price, Price, Price! Get it cause that sniper looked like Sgt. Price
Captain sorry
I guess the key is to keep moving and don't wait around are you using a cheat code.
7:54 - 12:59 - 13:17 - 13:37
I am attempting the sane challenge, but without recording. I am stuck at the point where I have to take out the enemies ambushing me at the Upper Stands!
What's the point of carrying a MAC-10 and an MP-5 they waste same type of ammo.
Howsoon Isnow just cause they have the same caliber doesn’t mean they shoot the same
@@sandyman6054but it still wastes double ammo one for mac and one for mpk😅
Is this still a popular game I never played it I know it's few years old maybe 10 now idk
not a fan of all these ads but the game is great!
10:05 Passos pushes the dead body like a paper bag, guess he did not skip the leg day :)
why are the guns that get picked up turn gold is that just a thing that happens in Max Payne or a setting?
also how long did it take to master it all and how many takes?
oh yeah another thing, is it possible to dodge Max Payne style without slow-mo
there are gun parts spread throughout the chapters as collectibles and when you collect them your guns will turn golden (+10% damage & bigger magazine) and yeahh sure you can use `shootdodge` without having bullet-time
How Max didn't need to amputate his arm I do not understand, but it's fiction, so what the hell.
YOU TOOK DAMAGE!! YOU FAIL!!
Just kidding, I know you always take damage since Max gets shot in the arm. But other than that, bravo!
lol he said he was hit in the artery or whatever, he'd have bled out long before they wrapped a sports gauze around it lol. Homie needs a tourniquet, hemostatic and a real dressing
well he didn`t know really so he said `maybe` but he`d just lost like 90% of his life so nevertheless I guess it must`ve felt pretty legit to him either way lol:P
20:01 I’m curious but why didn’t they just take the money even without getting the girl?
Am i the only one who thought it was dumb when Passos is out of ammo and you kill the first few people that he did not get any of their guns?
I SWEAR IF YOUR NOT USING AIM BOT YOU ARE A GREAT SHOT
.. of course I`m using an aimbot .. kay just kidding lol
thank god max is right handed huh
not to mention jumping, and making 6 headshots before touching ground.
@@asd1245d not to mention his arm being intact after being shot with a .50 BMG
4:47 Max is like a grandpa 47 yrs old and has agility of a fucking 20 year old, seems fair for a game logic XD
0:50 Haters gonna hate...XD
stealthgamerbr but without the stealth
Max Payne 3 is the king of action .. no stealth allowed here lol:)
@@iNLovE92 yes, but the accuracy is godly. real nice c:
Can't really call it no damage with Max's arm bleeding everywhere :p
just call these walkthroughs john wick plays [max payne 3]
You took damage in the beginning!!!
`time to replay the cutscene .. maybe after 7 trillion attempts things shell be different` lol:P
7:06
button pusher 3
Naw you broke the rules max took damage in the beggining
nahh .. Rockstar broke the rules haha
Why no damage he was damaged hahaha
No Damage
Gets shot at 2:31
Full damage one shot to die...
No damage
Smh got hit by a sniper >:((((((
*pure* *Headshot* *porn* .
huhhhh?! lol:D
That's the only way to describe it.
Bros having orgasm while seeing headshots💀lol
damage taken @ 0:01
9:54 rip. It is writen no damage. What the fuck.
what? he didnt get shot
No damage
Smh got hit by a sniper >:((((((