The Half Hour Special (Part Two) -Drew Michael

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  • This is the second half of a 30 minute set about dating, being single vs. being in a relationship, getting cheated on, and marriage. This material was submitted to Comedy Central and became a special on "The Half Hour" Season 5.
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  • @satevo462
    @satevo462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    That last joke has become one of my favorite jokes of all time. And a fun Utopia to daydream about, if only to escape our suicidal reality for a brief moment.

    • @TheNikkiSpace
      @TheNikkiSpace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Satevo I like the contrast between your two comments.

    • @anthonyzullo
      @anthonyzullo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He isnt wrong one bit though. This joke seems so complex and organic that I refuse to believe its part of his written material and more just him spitting facts about a positive future for our global society. Check out Jacues fresco, have your mind blown.

    • @downer_dave
      @downer_dave 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's the communist manifesto... welcome to the left

  • @ambseyyy
    @ambseyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    i love your jokes man, even if i've heard them before in other clips i still laugh at them. the delivery is always 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

    • @TheRedGameboy
      @TheRedGameboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That last joke is the biggest windup for a punch(line) I've ever seen.
      And how he says "goddamn jewwwws" just sends my head back.

  • @sdl444
    @sdl444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That one person’s laugh at 3:51 CUH-RACKS. Me. Up. 😭

  • @exerciseetc.147
    @exerciseetc.147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is awesome. 30 years old, you've got a hell of a career ahead of you, Drew.

  • @fuzzyphotons
    @fuzzyphotons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Drew is one of the most exciting comedians i have ever come across. I cant wait to follow his material.

  • @satevo462
    @satevo462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Herpes is my merch. Lol

  • @ARustyNail
    @ARustyNail 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    You killed both of these, keep it up man, I'm a major fan.

  • @thisisnotoleg
    @thisisnotoleg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Drew is a very observant social critic, reminds me of Doug Stanhope. Wicked funny and vulnerable set, hat is off

    • @lacrymal1
      @lacrymal1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Reminded me of Doug too.

    • @TruthWiz
      @TruthWiz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I came here to the comments section, in part, to find the others who were reminded of Doug. I am thrilled by Drew's uniqueness and originality as well. I am so glad I found him tonight! Ironically, it was a random encounter on Facebook that led me here.

  • @eithelmora6033
    @eithelmora6033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    I hate this guy... Cause he's like me... So, I kinda love him too, cause I like me

    • @karlstetter9512
      @karlstetter9512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @JT Wylde you wrong for that but its funny! Lol

    • @PavlosViscacha
      @PavlosViscacha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, same, and yeah, same. Get my merch.

    • @vincenthucknall7175
      @vincenthucknall7175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That got an audible laugh outta me

  • @zentien223
    @zentien223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Hey bro!!! We're ridiculously similar and it always crossed my mind to try to make a bit about my situation and I couldnt without it sounding depressing. You did it man ! Great fu###skit!!!! Thank you for helping me laugh at my self

  • @zkart8038
    @zkart8038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    He is incredibly intelligent

  • @EvesRevenge
    @EvesRevenge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I spent most of my free time today listening to comedy, bc I need it, and discovered your work. Idk how long you've been doing this, but thanks.

  • @NAVEISDEAD
    @NAVEISDEAD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That roofie joke, holy fuck LMAO

  • @sharadiyabanerjee6297
    @sharadiyabanerjee6297 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    🤣"I don't get people who get married. Like what are you, TWO??" I loveee the delivery of this line. Discovered you from instagram reels and i just adore your comedy. Like seriouslyyyyyy YOU SHOULD BE INSANELYYYY FAMOUS

  • @laurenvinson3724
    @laurenvinson3724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    i live in oklahoma and i didn’t even know that

  • @jimkreider9997
    @jimkreider9997 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm glad I found this guy. He is super intelligent and right on target. I've never heard a comedian with this much so right

  • @ErinJeanette
    @ErinJeanette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I so think my thoughts are more interesting than other peoples. So true lol

  • @timsel6228
    @timsel6228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Holy shit you're grossly underrated! Keep it up this was fucking hilarious and embarrassingly relatable lol

  • @GrandpaCaleb
    @GrandpaCaleb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That ending was perfect lmao

  • @truseeker1
    @truseeker1 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow that last joke was killer! phenomenal writing 🙌😆😁👏

  • @toddjason7515
    @toddjason7515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Three thousand people who watched part 1 didn't make it to part 2

  • @ramashish28
    @ramashish28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That rant 😆😆 work of a genius😄

    • @downer_dave
      @downer_dave 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's communism.... welcome to the left🙏

  • @Clickle
    @Clickle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I had to watch that last joke like 3 times, it's so absolutely perfectly delivered and written

  • @anaaverescu5419
    @anaaverescu5419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've found my hope in humanity on social media today thanks to your closing line. Epic

  • @MikeM-so3je
    @MikeM-so3je 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow, that felt like a rare Hick's experience, so funny. I made sure to look you up, after your great WTF episode.

  • @ste2158
    @ste2158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "sing along if you know it!" LMAO this man is too good

  • @capntinwhistle
    @capntinwhistle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Carry the torch for Hicks, Carlin, and Stanhope, dude.

    • @kiwimontoya
      @kiwimontoya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And also Bernie Mac, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle

    • @myflatlineconstruct
      @myflatlineconstruct 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Patrice

    • @capntinwhistle
      @capntinwhistle 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@myflatlineconstruct So glad I discovered Patrice O'Neal

  • @joveegillen6966
    @joveegillen6966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "the carrot top of horrific human behavior"

  • @breemo82
    @breemo82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You're an extraordinary story-teller with the top notch delivery and humor as the icing on the cake👍 Keep doing what you DO! Spontaneous actualization, socioeconomic....omg.... Just incredible🥰

  • @parrabobby
    @parrabobby ปีที่แล้ว

    (3:12) Oh, now my doubt has confidence? .... I love it!

  • @killdeer
    @killdeer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My friend Alexis Noll told me to check this video out and it did not disappoint. Thank you for the laughs Drew

  • @shaneterral5758
    @shaneterral5758 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Absolutely cannot believe I'm just seeing this guy, he's fucking hilarious all while being ingeniously relatable!!! This guy has EVERYTHING true comedic geniuses have, and some...

  • @lacrymal1
    @lacrymal1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A guy once excitedly asked me, "You ever taken Roofies?". I was like, "What did you just say?" ... He had no idea that was the "date-rape" drug, he just knew he had fun taking them before. Funniest part... we been together over 20 years now.

  • @tafferchuck1349
    @tafferchuck1349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My man. You have now my support from now on. I am now sharing this everywhere

  • @myflatlineconstruct
    @myflatlineconstruct ปีที่แล้ว

    Stanhope 2.0. That's a compliment from the deepest of my soul.

  • @alextarot
    @alextarot 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favourite drew is cheating bit

  • @novalea
    @novalea ปีที่แล้ว

    Your humor is next level intelligent and SO relateable. You're in the same caliber as the greats. I hope you land a Netflix special..🙌

  • @narutoxhinata6338
    @narutoxhinata6338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Youre hilariously on point brother, I've never related to someone so much ever. I'm your biggest fan Drew Michael ❤🙌💯

  • @aconvowithcrissee222
    @aconvowithcrissee222 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    last joke went CRAZY wow

  • @olie3625
    @olie3625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The last part 🔥🔥

  • @joy.limon_
    @joy.limon_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jesus the last joke! Hate to inflate your ego but you are a charm of a comedian. Keep it Up ❤️❤️❤️

  • @DanielRRomani
    @DanielRRomani 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You are my spirit animal.

  • @francus7227
    @francus7227 ปีที่แล้ว

    WTF was that last diatribe????? A PROFESSIONAL....

  • @rubenlucas4629
    @rubenlucas4629 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is magical

  • @denisedattilo7880
    @denisedattilo7880 ปีที่แล้ว

    KUDOS
    BRAVO
    BRILLIANT! beyond GOLD
    KEEP FUCKING going!!!

  • @hightopv1352
    @hightopv1352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If my over analytical mind was a comedian. He's hilarious lol Why the hell he started sounding like a black preacher at the end? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sdl444
    @sdl444 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    And that rant at the end was impressive 🤣

  • @DeanMadonia
    @DeanMadonia 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pure genius and refreshingly honest.

  • @KC-su2ol
    @KC-su2ol ปีที่แล้ว

    I want your merch!! 😂😂😂

  • @SomeRandomGirlWithARabbit
    @SomeRandomGirlWithARabbit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh my god. Hysterical!

  • @sethwheeler3531
    @sethwheeler3531 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow, awesome stuff. I think a lot of my veteran buddies will love this. I found that learning, farming and inventing have helped me through this strange reality and many brilliant folks alive now will only have an audience in the future. Hope to see more of your work, keep it up!

  • @Adam_Ch739
    @Adam_Ch739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the last part tho 👌🤣🤣🤣

  • @mojo888x
    @mojo888x 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    There should be a celebrity dog on youtube named Roofie with 100M subs....

  • @Lucky-et8cx
    @Lucky-et8cx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂 😂 😂... "it's my merch"

  • @johndoran2095
    @johndoran2095 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The last joke is the best I’ve ever seen.

    • @towelie4625
      @towelie4625 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't laugh at that end part only because he was speaking mad truth.

  • @OdenWoden
    @OdenWoden 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That end bit of accidentally pushing progressive policies was the most 🔥🔥🔥 bit I've seen in a minute. You are one of my née favorites! EAT THE RICH

  • @Fabulous.s
    @Fabulous.s 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good relatable jokes, & good delivery 🚚 🔥🔥

  • @tiffanytiara2568
    @tiffanytiara2568 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You’re a smart dude. You’ve gained another fan ! Thanks for the laugh

  • @h20overdose
    @h20overdose 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude has next level comedy

  • @katarinaklusova2509
    @katarinaklusova2509 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love it soooo much. Damn

  • @Orukinawa
    @Orukinawa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:22 no one in the audience got that xD

  • @lokhistormborn4165
    @lokhistormborn4165 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I liked everything, I loved the last rap

  • @lexkeach5726
    @lexkeach5726 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    He's so right about that internal monologue shit

  • @TophinatorStreams
    @TophinatorStreams ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve been cheated on, too, & I wasn’t self-confident enough to break things off.
    I thought I could just go on and that it would hurt less, but it didn’t. Not as long as I was still with her & it blew up into me being this toxic and hateful person.
    So much so, that she called it quits for us. And let me tell you, there’s no deeper humiliation and shame in being dumped by the woman who’d previously cheated on you. I can’t think of a worse emotional kick to the proverbial jewels.
    Weirdly, I coped by telling myself that part of my heart is dead. Put it away, shut it down and do not touch for the rest of my life. Forming that delusion helped and I’m not sorry.

  • @eyeseeyes5516
    @eyeseeyes5516 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro your so good keep it up I’m a big fan🔝

  • @ShadowyBlink
    @ShadowyBlink 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m so fucking happy I discovered you recently, and you just released a new video. Aw yeeeeeee

  • @danmonaghan7772
    @danmonaghan7772 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Excellent

  • @criticalmak5329
    @criticalmak5329 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are going to be huge.

  • @tkayolson
    @tkayolson 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Genius.

  • @jessiemedeiros7507
    @jessiemedeiros7507 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jfc brilliant

  • @jarkmann3977
    @jarkmann3977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    OMG Bro you are so funny! 😂 If you ever decide to stop being a comedian, I am sure you would make a great counselor or an occult leader. 😁

  • @waynewoolsey6422
    @waynewoolsey6422 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Herpes The Love Bug" is the movie that Disney made in the 60s

  • @DaveMcClinton
    @DaveMcClinton 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why doesn't this guy have a huge podcast?

  • @exosproudmamabear558
    @exosproudmamabear558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I hate that too. Bitch I am the one with cripling depression and social anxiety why am I the one who float this conversation and make every joke and the one always calls. Like everytime

  • @bilgihanpolatkilic
    @bilgihanpolatkilic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    what a fucking relief in the end. Thanks for it mate. bests,

  • @metamutualguruist65
    @metamutualguruist65 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    the best. he
    re's one for the algo

  • @alextarot
    @alextarot 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:40 😬 funny cuz it's true 😱

  • @newdinii
    @newdinii 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow how haven't you blown up

  • @CudLifeDreamOn
    @CudLifeDreamOn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    he‘s a god

  • @zippac
    @zippac 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "That shit is Spermanent!"

  • @VersaStylesMedia
    @VersaStylesMedia 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    guy is a genius

  • @ernestoalonzo5541
    @ernestoalonzo5541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    His a funny dude, I like the joke about dudes should be roofi more to netrulizad em lol

  • @lorenfay7010
    @lorenfay7010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    wow you are the most amazing comic, and you are pretty damn cute too. rock on!

  • @fancycakedragon8228
    @fancycakedragon8228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm making everyone watch these 😂

  • @alvincabello3216
    @alvincabello3216 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I get it all stay blessed God is good i mean dat from da dark places. U make Him laugh.

  • @whtyc
    @whtyc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🔥🔥🔥

  • @officialfortunex
    @officialfortunex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hilarious

  • @Plusse
    @Plusse 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:27 - Hey Drew, is that "YOUooo" a micro-homage to Eddie Murphy doing Cosby in _Raw_ ( th-cam.com/video/pZlQaE4GDUY/w-d-xo.html ), or just a coincidence?

  • @evdm7482
    @evdm7482 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂 fucking yessssssssses

  • @svetashee
    @svetashee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    👏

  • @bedtimestories690
    @bedtimestories690 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can't
    Breathe.......
    Zomgroflmao

  • @EvesRevenge
    @EvesRevenge 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sing along if you know it.😂

  • @thaliamorales8944
    @thaliamorales8944 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    love u

  • @asifdeepro4777
    @asifdeepro4777 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    holy fuck dude!!

  • @towelie4625
    @towelie4625 ปีที่แล้ว

    Was he not spitting facts at the end.

  • @forfourteendays4361
    @forfourteendays4361 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude. Podcast! And say how ‘they’ are wrong

  • @PoetClown
    @PoetClown 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy kinda reminds me of louis ck

    • @PavlosViscacha
      @PavlosViscacha 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except he’s not a sexual predator

  • @bedtimestories690
    @bedtimestories690 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Listen, you need a fucking heart button right next to the like button. I fkkn love you ❤️💛🧡💚💙💜

  • @meriemlarbi4459
    @meriemlarbi4459 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Doesnt it offend u when someone says 'oh we're so similar'.. U'd think it would feel nice to be relatable instead it just.. Feels cheap

  • @Wandfigur
    @Wandfigur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    go poly

    • @davethehostage
      @davethehostage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not the point he seems to have been making, but have at it.

    • @LL-yn1zz
      @LL-yn1zz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      good one