u are being a dumb stan, neither of them are that good at bedwars search up bombies, luvonox, dogcatwhat, or fulp they are way better also when purpled was actually good, purpled could destroy techno
4:01 "Whoever was watching over me from the heavens, when you made this map, I mean not like you're dead but, like, you know..." WAIT ARE YOU IMPLYING THA-...
EPIC THUMBNAIL EPIC VIDEO LETS GOOOOOO
Hello bear
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yessir
i like the second clip at the start where you missed all your bow shots
Ah yes this coming from astelic is GOLD.
also how does he make it so everyones named swag?
yes.
very yes
Purpled with the stormtrooper aim
Lolololol
"OMG, HE HAS SHEARS!!!!!!!!"
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@@HarryBercaw impossible lol
@@HarryBercaw uhh Technoblade is already a god at bedwars type in technoblade bedwars in yt bro
@@m1k1i0 pls use commas
Purpled just said that in the video as I saw this
lol
“Hopefully white doesn’t rush me...”
*10 seconds later*
“Ehh... I don’t really care if my beds gone”
True
Im your 1000th liker.
@@quartality7384 what the honk. I didn’t realize this had so many likes. That’s cool though.
True so true
*Purpled only fighting other Purpleds* will never not be funny to me 😂😂
Its the texture pack where everyone is purpled
@@frostyermine lol same
😐
why do all there namres havbe swagg?
Purpled
“I dont know what crack is, i am just a young boy”
The kids in the backrow when someone comes to school to talk about drugs
Purpled: "I'm just a nice guy like that"
also Purpled: abuses punch bow
lol
Yes
He swears now
does anyone know what font he uses for his font right above his face cam that says "1595/2000 mediashare"
666 likes
the way I was emotionally invested in his and Swag_egged friendship. I fr covered my mouth and gasped when he voided.
@@jasonkaranik you literally have a cat version of dream as ur pfp and have a roblox swearing video on ur account but my karl pfp is to much but okay.
@@katiejewell7119 thats patches, not 'cat dream'
@@jasonkaranik agreed
@@katiejewell7119 that's patches 😭
@@babeebel ik i realize that now 😭😭😭
It's really weird seeing everyone with Purpled's skin.
ikr
Ye
And everyone being named swag
How did he do that
@@EightFifty a mod idk what one
"This guy stuck in Mesozoic era" is the most outlandish and yet funny insult I have ever heard
i legit snorted
yeah it was a pretty good joke to pull out of the bag
Purpled
bruh
Purpled
only 2 replies??
yes purpled
Connor Pugs
Purpled: swears
TH-cam: *"So you've chosen death, aswell as demonetization."*
Wtff?
@Haytam Hardcore that just his name lmao
He sweared 3 times
@@Loraxreal90000 4 times
@@lil_ever543 yea 😢
Petition to change Purpled's name to Purpled Bedwars like Philza Minecraft
Good idea
But he didn't create Bedwars???
@@aquafina5 he did actually
philza created minecraft so that’s why his name is philza minecraft
@@aquafina5 yes he did wdym?????
Imagine not knowing that bedwars updated. Couldn't be me.
*Laughs nervously*
Yeah Haha! I always play Bedwars! (Sweating in Pocket Edition)
why do I feel like a r/woooosh is gonna happen
@@tecchou_UnderTheMoon its so difficult ro play bedwars and do pvp on pe😭
Wasn’t an update but sure
@@dcchaos6409 wdym it is
Purpled: exploring the maps talking about how great they are and experimenting with jumps
Also purpled: absolutely destroying the players
5:03 everybody gansta until purpled swears
IKR
Ikr I’m not use to it yet
He said the nword too
@@oguild7703 where and which video?
@@Curtaines he said it in this video on 5:09
Alternative title: Purpled fangirling over bedwars maps
What’s the second map
yes
"Youre garbage at the game, unless youre really good in that case my bad" -Purpled 2021
15 minutes of purpled fighting himself.
Yes indeed 😂 I was gonna comment this!
You almost cost me my life, good thing you said “idk what crack is I’m just a young boy” when my *mother* walked in.
Lol
do you not have headphones??
ok, and?
@@jon3845 gotta problem?
yes.
I like the part when purpled was existing.
so you liked every part?-
@@khloecalma2519 everysinglepart
that sounded creepy lmao
@@simple_guy8623 kinda weirdchamp but okay...
No way me too man
Purpled: uploads twice within a month
Everyone: Impossible
Sapnap: HOW?
Jchlatt:bruh
Hey you should play this game called “Minecraft“
what the heck is "Minecraft" I only know Bedwars
@@lisapadgen7016 man i love bwrs
But HES Already PlAying MinecrAft 😅😅😅😅😔😔😔😔😔😔😔👊👊👊👊👎👎👎
“FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S 6 WHAT THE HELL” i pissed myself
where-? when- wha-
bedwars just hits different when everyone has a purpled skin
Swords just hit different when I click faster
@@krishsoni5746 technically incorrect since clicking fast only reduces kb unless you click 2 cps
@@mrsnas1023 No I mean like it hits faster
its like everyone you fight is crystal prestige
Purpled: “wait can I say crack?”
Also purpled: 5:05
Lol ikr
Ghjkuh
and 6:25
Why did "I have a tracker dumbass" crack me up so badly
SAME I WAS LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT
I CANT BREATHE "this guy is stuck in the mesozoic era" PLS what goes through this kids head while he plays bedwars
History, isnt it obvious
Therapist: so what’s going on?
Bedwars players: *so this guys been torturing me...*
"I dunno what crack is, I am just a young boy" -someone with purple in their name
13:44 bruh this interaction- I love it-
"Diamond sword? You're garbage at the game!"
Proceeds to abuse punch bow and trap him in the corner
He said diamond armor You're garbage at the game
@@d4xz207 nope
@@d4xz207 9:56
@@d4xz207 nope
@@d4xz207 9:56
purpled's humour completes me
8:53 when you studied for an exam for 2 days straight and still get a F
Me when I don’t study and get an F
Imagine studying smh
“I don’t know what crack is, I am just a young boy” 😹😹
“Orchestrated perfectly” had me laughing for 5 minutes
Finally, an MCYT who doesn’t use “hilarious” or “funny” in the title.
dont jinx it :’)
There is a lot actually you just watch the ones that have annoying stans
@@Ashraf7I7 Technoblade, Ph1lzA, Ranboo, Purpled, etc.
@@greyeye5696 bad news about phil
@@magentamovie6520 oh, he uploadet 4 hours ago and i didn't get a notification
**Ponk joined the game**
"Purpled more like oranged"
**Ponk left the game**
XD
Wha-
@@zfurkqn4982 OOH OOH MONKE NOISES
@@zfurkqn4982 LMAO
@@zfurkqn4982 NO FUCKIN WAY
9:56 "Diamond sword, ur garbage"
1 sec. later bowing him to death XD
"Whenever you feel useless, just remember that white pencils like me exist."
cringe
white blends colors so no
Oki
Hello my brother
Blending pencil, black papwr
Alternate title: Purpled being a comedic genius for 15 minutes straight
i love how he’s just mean to EVERYONE. even if their good at the game he’s like “well yes, but-“
him swearing sounds child friendly
youtuber apologies: I'll change i promise
the change: Nutcracker to Apollo
I remember when Purpled uploaded his Face reveal. I miss those days...
i came here from that video and thought “wow its really been 2 years” i also like how he said he probably wouldnt show his face that much more lol
Dude u joined a month ago lies
@@jasminek4543 Yeah. I think he'd get a lot more views if he didn't swear. But whatever ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@walmert4354 truee
@oncethmus still unlikely
when purpled has 2 views and 191 comments you know that he is truly a gift from the gods
"You're garbage at the game! Unless you're really good"
~Purpled 2021
Purpled: I don’t think there are any other solo maps where diamond and mid/emeralds are connected
Acropolis: Am I a joke to you?
There close but they arent really connected
Purpled before the dream SMP: what the frick!?
Purpled after the dream SMP: WHAT THE F*CK!?
Yep rip now my 2 yr old can’t watch him
fr
Yup
I'm your 99 like haha
"I dont know what crack is, Im just a young boy" - 17 year old Purpled.
5:04 kid started swearing
And 6:24
And 6:42
@@Andrew-is6jb who asked for u to ask who asked
@@quackji lmao nice one
“I don’t know what crack is, I am just a young boy”
I-
@Aiden Acuna honestly no clue how to
"I have 12 emeralds"
The 2 emerald in his inventory : "-"
BAHAHAHA TRUE! 🤣💀
8:50 why is this so _relatable_ lmaooo
i have never heard purpled swear today my ears got sinned
sad :(
Really?
yea
@@flyingbasstv I was saying you never heard purp swear?
that wasnt me that was undiscovered
Purpled when he kills one person with his skin: I'm so good!
/joke
@@chixba7329 it’s a stupid term that people use on twitter because SOME people can’t tell whether it’s a joke or not
I know it is a joke
@@chixba7329 tone indicators for neurodivergent people
lmao Purpled flexing his messages with Hypixel himself gets me
“I burneded”
-Purpled, 2021
Oh god Purpled’s swearing I didn’t even know how to speak when I was his age
- gb80, The Art of War
Huh
Isn't he 16 or 17 tho?
@@elokin300 he’s 17
The art of mumbleness
Me? Early? On a purpled vid?
“*ay it’s a HoLidAy*”
u can edit comments...
this "early" thing is really annoying
Did his reckless jumping against the edges of things give anyone else anxiety??
Purpled: (casually ignores his bed everytime)
Bedwars: am i a joke to you?
*purpled clones show up*
Purpled: I can do this all day
1:56 LMAOOOOOO. WHAT WAS THAT SCREAM
I like how he says “ooh new bedwars update spooky” when it’s literally a map rotation lol
It is hilarious when I just see like "swag_bro was knocked into the void by 'swag_countertop'"
"I don't know what crack is" -Purpled 2021
“ I dunno what crack is. I’m just a *young boy* ”
Petition for purpled to challenge technoblade to a 1v1 bedwars fight.
u are being a dumb stan, neither of them are that good at bedwars search up bombies, luvonox, dogcatwhat, or fulp they are way better
also when purpled was actually good, purpled could destroy techno
@@lolgod1695 eat short
legit no one:
Purpled: im gonna marry a bedwars map real quick
4:01 "Whoever was watching over me from the heavens, when you made this map, I mean not like you're dead but, like, you know..." WAIT ARE YOU IMPLYING THA-...
What
When Purpled swears in almost every single game
purpled making a friend at pink was the most wholesome thing ive seen all week
There's rivalry between Purpled and Hannah.
Allegiance between Wali and Purpled.
Rivalry between everyone and Astellic.
Lmao so true
"i only post every four months right now so u might wanna see every video that comes out"
yea we noticed :)
8:48 i went over his face like 20 times already I can't (when he died lol)
Lol
Me too haha
"Am I allowed to say that? I don't know what crack is, I am just a young boy." -Purpled 2021
ok when did purpled start swearing
Yea ik right I don’t watch his streams tho so I wouldn’t know
Dream SMP??
Haha Tommyinnit bad influence
@@rozzerlaariv7374 hahaha lol yes
He has for a long time but only on streams he didnt add them in yt vids other than vods until now
I like the 5th clip when u get comboed
I literally refreshed after watching the new game theory. This was a nice surprise
lowkey purpleds my favorite bedwars streamer
Ninja: I'm not seeing any movement
Purpled:
5:05 I know purpled swears in his streams but I haven’t heard him cuss in a vid.
Purpled swearing makes him way more entertaining
1:56 I could not stop laughing at this
Is no one going to talk about how he said “f*ck”?
Hes grown up
He swears every video now
It dosent even matter
he swears A LOT during streams too
Cry
And everyone wrote about him swearing
How many times does this guy forget his password?
5:05
Purpled: Oh F***
Purple also said few minutes ago,"I don't know what crack means. I am a young boy".
LOL! XD
Zypht: oh. LOOK AT ALL THESE HIDING SPOTS EYYYY
In the first seconds I was like yeah I’ve seen this before
"This guy's stuck in the Mesozoic Era" idk why but that was so fucking hilarious
1:57 ANG♡~
"NEW bedwars update"
You mean the update that launched like 5 years ago?
He probably took along time to edit it and this was a VOD btw
8:49 I busted out laughing at 3 am
I love how purpled actually uses a good texture pack
“And then if you’re good at the game....” well- GTG
POV: you miss technoblade playing bedwars
claim your "early" ticket here
Ye
Yay
No
ye i claim :>
Claimed
Bed war player: you can’t find me
Purple: are tf are u hiding when u at my base
Lol
3:10 Purpled : don’t jump around
Me: no Jump up jump and get down
1:58 OoOuUaHhH