War Thunder - Intercontinental Ballistic Submarine (not missile)

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  • SONG TITLES ARE IN THE END SCREEN AND IN THE PINNED COMMENT, STOP ASKING.
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  • @FokkerBoombass
    @FokkerBoombass  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1991

    FAQ:
    - How do I play subs?
    You can't. The event was from 30th October to 2nd November. Wait until another event or when the subs are actually introduced into the game.
    - What's the first song?
    It's in the end screen.
    - What's the second song? (1:38)
    Weebl's "Stock Market" (although that's the name of the original flash it was in, not the song itself.)
    - What's the third song? (3:48)
    I have no idea. You can find a longer version here - th-cam.com/video/qiLY4ZkVroE/w-d-xo.html

    • @Hybris51129
      @Hybris51129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      When subs finally come to War Thunder permanently I might just finally get back into the game.

    • @joeyknight8272
      @joeyknight8272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @daeth сука same

    • @MemeMapping
      @MemeMapping 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Third song is on TH-cam under the translated title “Cadets of the Guards School”

    • @haakke
      @haakke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Third song is a rendition of "Kalinka"
      Otherwise known as the Tetris theme.

    • @FokkerBoombass
      @FokkerBoombass  3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@haakke No it isn't. The "Tetris theme" is Korobeiniki and this, while similar, is not a version of Korobeiniki. That tune is present throrought many soviet era songs.

  • @Skysiah0503
    @Skysiah0503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9297

    “There are more planes in the Ocean then Submarines in the Sky”

    • @gaurdaingamer5143
      @gaurdaingamer5143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +493

      I agree to disagree

    • @caturlifelive
      @caturlifelive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      why you disagree to agree

    • @THEGREATMEMEWIZARD
      @THEGREATMEMEWIZARD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Not anymore.

    • @thefireflygamer8572
      @thefireflygamer8572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      You're not wrong though

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Clearly a false statement
      Of course there’d be more submarines in the sky

  • @YannickMertens-fk9nr
    @YannickMertens-fk9nr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1050

    "do a wheelie"
    "sir, we are in a submari-"
    *_"DID I STUTTER?"_*

    • @thek6410
      @thek6410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Now do a barrel roll

    • @Avetho
      @Avetho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Georgia: "Hey captain, can we do that?"
      Captain: "Hey hey hey! Hey, hey hey hey hey!!!!" _[Translation: "No we're a submarine! Georgia, don't you dare try it!!!!"]_
      Georgia, doing a wheelie in Scooter: "What was that, Captain?"
      Chitose: "Georgia that's dangerous! We're in enemy territory right now, what if you get spotted by New Jersey's scouts?!"

    • @DarkWarriorZ710
      @DarkWarriorZ710 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@Avetho Georgia: "Even if we get spotted, they will not be able to catch us."

    • @Avetho
      @Avetho 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@DarkWarriorZ710 Oh man the memories, I can't wait for Jesse to return to writing the story, its one of the stories to gain the vaunted position of living rent-free in my head XD

  • @cactusmanofdestiny3708
    @cactusmanofdestiny3708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1973

    The chances of being ran over by a submarine on land is low.
    _But never zero._

  • @scouttf2143
    @scouttf2143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    Imagine being in a plane hoping to score some kills and then this thing comes hurdling at you at 700km per hour

    • @Federation-Reserve-Kappa-13
      @Federation-Reserve-Kappa-13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Now that’s comedy

    • @floppi7098
      @floppi7098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If the plane was me then i would litteraly scream my “BLYAAAAAAAAAAT”

  • @TravellerNg
    @TravellerNg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Crew: But sir we are out of torpedos
    Captain: We ARE the torpedo

  • @SgtCandy
    @SgtCandy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2360

    "See we launch the whole submarine. That's 10000% more missile, per missile." - Cave Johnson, probably

    • @DeuxExNoir
      @DeuxExNoir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      This is some serious WH40K level shit, right here.

    • @matthewyoung9828
      @matthewyoung9828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He must still be between banks so he got the US navy to invest in apature

    • @tapist3482
      @tapist3482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Portal references never fade.

    • @captainnelson9833
      @captainnelson9833 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Close enough XD

    • @Kiwoeoe
      @Kiwoeoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YEEES IVE WAITED YEARS TO SE A "cave johnson" Meme comment !!! :DDDDDD

  • @Novous
    @Novous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1131

    2000 KM/h, for reference, is about Mach 1.6. Take that top tier.

    • @905SONICking
      @905SONICking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Can you imagine what that would feel like? Especially if it flopped around like that in mid air.

    • @firestarteronyoutube5542
      @firestarteronyoutube5542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That’s faster than the correct top tier Jets can safely go at at Sea Level

    • @santacatarinaball7091
      @santacatarinaball7091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      when your slower than a sub
      this post was made by the sub gang

  • @Kagira2006
    @Kagira2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    "So, wait is he playing aircraft or navy?"
    "...Both."

    • @matwarnke3910
      @matwarnke3910 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      not both but boffum

    • @someonestolemyname
      @someonestolemyname 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      still navy but the captain was trained in an airgroup

    • @kevinburns8473
      @kevinburns8473 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's in the Space Force!

  • @cheesedrgn
    @cheesedrgn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    America: the submarines out of torpedoes
    Russia: the torpedoes out of submarines

    • @-sturmfalke-
      @-sturmfalke- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think you messed up...

    • @dannydelda2004
      @dannydelda2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      English 100

    • @Станислав-т9т
      @Станислав-т9т 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Даже американцы делают мемы про русских 😁🤣

    • @deepAnal
      @deepAnal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Станислав-т9т только писал русский

    • @maxyusha241
      @maxyusha241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      More like "missiles Made of Submarine"?

  • @punbug4721
    @punbug4721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Some smart guy: "There are more planes in the sea than submarines in the sky."
    War Thunder: "Hold my glitch."

  • @paranoia3608
    @paranoia3608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +954

    "Fire the torpedoes!" "Sir! We have none left!" "Fire this submarine!" "But sir, we are in the submarine!" "Did I stutter!?"

    • @SomeD00D01
      @SomeD00D01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      OH SHIT

    • @chadwickchadson2042
      @chadwickchadson2042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      mommy please come pick me up, im scared

    • @tomatojuices5340
      @tomatojuices5340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      the last time i saw grandpa

    • @f22littleraptor21
      @f22littleraptor21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *chuck* we're in danger...

    • @ApusApus
      @ApusApus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Prepare the warhead!"
      "Sir, no more weapons onboard!"
      "Prepare the reactor!"
      *Pushes plutonium rod in the reactor*

  • @BizsDustbin
    @BizsDustbin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1068

    Command: Yeah we got a ICBM in the air.
    Command: That’s has got to be the greatest pirate I have ever seen.

    • @razvy6949
      @razvy6949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      So it would seem.

    • @Dan86130
      @Dan86130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@razvy6949 flute intensifies

    • @tonalcrayon1290
      @tonalcrayon1290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Dan86130 *cranks volume knob*

    • @lpflore
      @lpflore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ICBS*

    • @noobary
      @noobary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ICBS*
      Inter Continental Ballistic Submarine

  • @naysaykiller928
    @naysaykiller928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    "The submarine knows where it is, because it knows where it isn't"

    • @fluffylynx6643
      @fluffylynx6643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Only place it knows where it isn't is in the water

    • @yearlygymnast9865
      @yearlygymnast9865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      O god not again

  • @lavaknight3682
    @lavaknight3682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    “Sir, what’s he doing?”
    “He’s beginning to believe”

  • @nielsssg
    @nielsssg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    everyone's gangsta until a nuclear submarine start flying

    • @soup6823
      @soup6823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well’ there’s a nuclear reactor in there. Might as well make use of it.

    • @Avetho
      @Avetho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@soup6823 They just land and spill nuclear soup everywhere. "Target uninhabitable and severely damaged, target personnel terminally ill, considered neutralized." The Imperial Japan of WW2 would be proud

    • @sonicj.shadow5072
      @sonicj.shadow5072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that gentleman...How we develop Nuclear war(submarine)head...

    • @StarrLeredo
      @StarrLeredo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Avetho Ten'no Would be Proud

    • @PriceTheCourier
      @PriceTheCourier 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blast that submarine with the AMERICA!

  • @machinech183
    @machinech183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1903

    Navy is going to be PISSED this leaked out... there goes our monopoly on flying attack subs... You, yes you, have ruined it for us all.

  • @thestruggler1
    @thestruggler1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Submarine: *made to be used at ocean*
    Fokker: My submarine , my rules.

  • @Jake_Peralta
    @Jake_Peralta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    US government: We will watch your career with great interest

    • @ZennPlanes
      @ZennPlanes 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Opecuted *slaps submarine* this baby can go up to 20k ft! *chuckles*

  • @PanzerkampfwagenausfTschechosl
    @PanzerkampfwagenausfTschechosl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    “Status report”
    “We are flying on time, on target.”
    “But you’re a subma-

  • @paintball7797
    @paintball7797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    3:24
    "Drowned"
    *excuse me what the frick*

  • @techshrek2827
    @techshrek2827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    "You see Ivan, when submarine begins to fly. Enemy will not know whether to use depth charges or anti-aircraft weaponry"

    • @gkgameplaycz
      @gkgameplaycz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      hegiht charges? :D

    • @inary682
      @inary682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@gkgameplaycz so flak?

    • @DustDevilJones
      @DustDevilJones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Underrated comment

    • @Notmagickal
      @Notmagickal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Would a sub get damaged by flak though? Or will it be ineffective?

    • @-fish-3316
      @-fish-3316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Notmagickal sub is too fast for flak

  • @-T90Vladimir
    @-T90Vladimir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    flyin sosig

    • @rayzenlll2717
      @rayzenlll2717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ah yes the big and the great radal

    • @zhangjeff238
      @zhangjeff238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ask Radal next time to play sosig

    • @affirmonego5202
      @affirmonego5202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Flying cuban cigar

    • @Sh4d891
      @Sh4d891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What de fock

    • @alanmaclaren4118
      @alanmaclaren4118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Sh4d891 it’s wotdefok

  • @raihanwidodo1042
    @raihanwidodo1042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    "Sir, it seems we have an ICBS launch"
    "You mean ICBM?"
    "No, ICBS"

    • @franken0702
      @franken0702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "intercontinental ballastic submarine"

    • @cheesejam1373
      @cheesejam1373 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you making fun of people with cotc

    • @cheesejam1373
      @cheesejam1373 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ofcefcipu corn on the cob

  • @unstableatoms3456
    @unstableatoms3456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    imagine what his teammates were thinking seeing this guy on the mini map

  • @person9735
    @person9735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    The Submarine: "Hey guys, look what I can do!"
    Other submarines: "Okay, what is it-"
    *they saw him flying away with the sonic speed*

  • @NiskaMagnusson
    @NiskaMagnusson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    Submarine battle in Atlantic Ocean:
    "this is U-156, out of torpedoes, going to bomb Vladivostok"

    • @ShinGojira-xq7fm
      @ShinGojira-xq7fm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂 I'm crying from laughter at this

    • @atomicvibez3544
      @atomicvibez3544 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol nice

    • @spacexfan1281
      @spacexfan1281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's even funnier that Vladivostok is in pacific

    • @Ori--pw5vw
      @Ori--pw5vw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      High command - U-156 negative over , how will fly your sub
      Submarine- just leave it to us ,over.

    • @thundergaming1880
      @thundergaming1880 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      what bomb little cyka.

  • @ChillyPeanut-z1b
    @ChillyPeanut-z1b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Imagine the person who is taking the game seriously, and then they see the flying Submarine

    • @andrewchilds8886
      @andrewchilds8886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Imagine spawning in to be bombed with a torpedo from a Mach 3 submarine slamming itself into a mountain

    • @slovakvladimir5316
      @slovakvladimir5316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@andrewchilds8886 Imagine seeing tank spinning like Heck and Come into your Spawn....

    • @silvadic2207
      @silvadic2207 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck physics. We don’t need them where we’re going.

    • @extomvp
      @extomvp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Welp thats enough war thunder for today*

    • @theacidknight6463
      @theacidknight6463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      a sailor on a submarine: *ahhh another normal dayyyy.... WTF*
      what he sees: *submarine* I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  • @LongTimeAgoNL
    @LongTimeAgoNL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    So this is how the germans got to Argentina so quickly at the end of the war.

  • @tagleragle1511
    @tagleragle1511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    When you sign up for the Navy and end up in the Space Force.

  • @37A-s6h
    @37A-s6h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    0:32 Giant monsters in movies when they throw a ship

  • @conradkai9705
    @conradkai9705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    America: we’re gonna launch our ballistic submarine at your cities!
    Russia: do you mean missile
    America: no

    • @comradeapplejack2633
      @comradeapplejack2633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Hehehe in Soviet Russia we fire submarine not missile.

    • @conradkai9705
      @conradkai9705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Niko Umicevic I know, it was developed to match the Soviet’s technology

    • @tomaszwpierdol9050
      @tomaszwpierdol9050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Should be the other way around :) Soviets Would have to counter intercontinental subs, but There is nothing that can beat that. Looks like this is how USA won the Cold War

    • @jordanrodrigues8265
      @jordanrodrigues8265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That could be an attack mode of the Poseidon nuclear propelled torpedo.

    • @comradeapplejack2633
      @comradeapplejack2633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes comrades

  • @edgamz9315
    @edgamz9315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1682

    As someone who qualified fish on a virginia i can confirm that this is exactly how we move across the ocean so fast

    • @FokkerBoombass
      @FokkerBoombass  3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      oh okay I thought something was wrong

    • @thetype97chiha2
      @thetype97chiha2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I read something totally different...

    • @kronks4
      @kronks4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Qualified fish.....do you mean you work in the fun room? :D

    • @edgamz9315
      @edgamz9315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I guess you can say the Engine Room is pretty fun lol

    • @Didymus-vz6uy
      @Didymus-vz6uy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣

  • @Klockorino
    @Klockorino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    “There’s a missile on radar, but... I can’t figure out what kind.”
    “Son, that’s not a missile. That’s a submarine.”

    • @nikelsad
      @nikelsad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Submissile

    • @MR_Foffe
      @MR_Foffe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nikelsad Since "Sub" means under, I thin the right term would just be a "marine". :) Or if you have another suggestion.

    • @joneades1364
      @joneades1364 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Pirates of the Caribbean theme*

  • @NemeanlionTO
    @NemeanlionTO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This submarine knows what's up. No, like literally.

  • @TheMightyNaryar
    @TheMightyNaryar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Engineer 1 : "Look, Sam, you're obviously drunk. You can't make helicopter submarines. That's stupid"
    Engineer 2 : "Hold my beer."

  • @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts
    @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    "I didn't sign up to be a pilot!"

  • @EMNemesis
    @EMNemesis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Russian coast guard with unsurprise face: "I bet they let Crazy Ivan drive it again."

    • @blutact9931
      @blutact9931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      (hardbass slowly gets louder as the submarine passes high above the coastline at mach 2)

    • @wahyutriwibowo1803
      @wahyutriwibowo1803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Crazy Ivan : I lost a bomb... do you have it?

  • @Mr.Crow1984
    @Mr.Crow1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    The entire sub crew: we need to go fast
    Capitán: lets show them a little trick I learned

    • @TomcatTailspin
      @TomcatTailspin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Creo que se te escapó el español por ahí...

    • @bonjourcava2493
      @bonjourcava2493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "I am going to do what we call a pro gamer move"

    • @vittoriovaglio2031
      @vittoriovaglio2031 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      this comment is underrated a bit

    • @finlandball1939
      @finlandball1939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Heres a little lesson in trickery, this’ll go down in history!*

  • @SaulGoonman
    @SaulGoonman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Ok. I wasn’t prepared for this to show up in my recommended. I am so glad it did.

  • @BradDoesntKnow
    @BradDoesntKnow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “That’s gotta be the best pirate I’ve ever seen...”

  • @auxityne
    @auxityne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    Oh god, don't give the World of Warships devs any ideas.

    • @niaagustina4142
      @niaagustina4142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      World of warship is learning sub now but idk they will also learning this

    • @the_bane_of_all_anti_furry
      @the_bane_of_all_anti_furry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@niaagustina4142 now they will make gravity mode in WoW lol

    • @lunar6156
      @lunar6156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry I can already imagine black steel rods floating in the sky firing torpedoes

    • @rainell8246
      @rainell8246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lunar6156 thats an absolute hell of any player lol

    • @DarthKryat
      @DarthKryat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      looks like the subs here work better than in wow

  • @botjerzy4273
    @botjerzy4273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    November 10, 2009: "Tactical Nuke ready"
    Today: "Tactical submarine ready"

  • @michalw0292
    @michalw0292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "now i've seen everything" - Engineer from Team Fortress 2

    • @ShinGojira-xq7fm
      @ShinGojira-xq7fm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "I fear no man, but that THING" *flying submarine* "It scares me"

  • @mmgaming-pu7zt
    @mmgaming-pu7zt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    imagine a recon fighter come back to the base
    "so what do you see? what is enemy doing in the arctic?"
    "....."

  • @AndreA-ei7yw
    @AndreA-ei7yw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    when you ran out of torpedoes, but then you remember you're in a *nuclear* submarine.

  • @_Matsimus_
    @_Matsimus_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1578

    hahaha!! I was crying laughing watching this lol! Good find! love it! Subbed.

    • @Tigershark_3082
      @Tigershark_3082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well hello there, Mr. Matsimus!
      By the way, thank you for getting me interested in military technology!

    • @notdave1745
      @notdave1745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's the new missile platform now a days.... minus the missiles

    • @DrHazard1206
      @DrHazard1206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude I literally just watched you cleaning Tanks Video

    • @addisonchow9798
      @addisonchow9798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a bird it's a plane it's a submarine?

    • @cheyenne2197
      @cheyenne2197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Subbed

  • @Lofi.z34
    @Lofi.z34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    When Vlad asked you to launch the biggest missile he didn't expect to see a submarine fly past his quarters

    • @jcjcjunk1881
      @jcjcjunk1881 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Launching a fuckin nuclear torpedo to the west to top it off

  • @flyingcheburek2320
    @flyingcheburek2320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    When they say: "Oh, the american planes climb like submarines!"
    What I imagine:

    • @TheAttacker732
      @TheAttacker732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It climbs so much faster than my fully-laden P-47... Although at least the P-47 is controllable in its ascent.

  • @hoaxer5135
    @hoaxer5135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "There are more planes in the oceon then there are submarines in the sky"
    This dude: Hold my beer

  • @rugbynimbus
    @rugbynimbus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Son, this plane floats about as well as a boat flies."
    Let's hope so.

  • @C-R-l-M-S-O-N
    @C-R-l-M-S-O-N 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Intercontinental" just took on a whole new meaning

  • @cldus7442
    @cldus7442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Honestly seeing this in-game would make my day

  • @komodoejderi0760
    @komodoejderi0760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    -Banzai Charge !
    -Sir, we are in a submarine
    -I said BANZAI CHARGE DAMNIT !

    • @StarrLeredo
      @StarrLeredo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      es no Japanese Sub

  • @nerve-in-gear7072
    @nerve-in-gear7072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gotta love the Final fantasy 7 Remaster Electric Chocobo Song playing over this cursed video. Fits it real well

  • @brandonfitzgerald8705
    @brandonfitzgerald8705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    this has been a bug since the april fools event, it was never patched.
    i have a video of me flinging into the enemy spawn and getting like 4 kills if im correct

  • @pokefanbro673
    @pokefanbro673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This whole video is just the definition of "The laws of physics no longer apply to me mere mortals."

  • @773-o2n
    @773-o2n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Me: chuckles
    Teacher: is something funny?
    Me: no, its nothing
    My brain:

  • @menshevikbear176
    @menshevikbear176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    100% historically accurate as you can see.

    •  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤫 it’s a secret Area 51 sub they stole after raiding Area 51 🤭🥴

  • @d3lta667
    @d3lta667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When she says she is home alone but you’re off fighting in the Cold War

  • @PICKLE_Rex24
    @PICKLE_Rex24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Josef: Why are we going to the Gulags again?
    Demetri: Remember That Time When We drank to much Vodka on the Sub.

  • @ceoofchonk
    @ceoofchonk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "there are more planes in the sea than submarines in the sky"
    -an intellectual

    • @baronhartono3058
      @baronhartono3058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *sea

    • @ceoofchonk
      @ceoofchonk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@baronhartono3058 oh god thanks lol i didnt notice

    • @death_parade
      @death_parade 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      In the country of Norway, the number of upward slopes and downward slopes are exactly the same.

  • @captainsternn7684
    @captainsternn7684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    That explains those 'flying cigars' I keep hearing so much about.

  • @alittlebitofeverything2408
    @alittlebitofeverything2408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "sir we need to r e t r e a t."
    "okay launch this flipping submarine"

  • @diobrandshoes596
    @diobrandshoes596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:33
    That moment when you ran out of torpedos, so you have to become one instead.

  • @skyejamss
    @skyejamss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "War thunder is the most realistic war game filled with tanks, submarine and army vehicle"
    Yeah, this definitely happened during the World War 2 and during military training

  • @actiniumanarchy9237
    @actiniumanarchy9237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64


    *Someone tries to argue with me saying WT has realistic physics*
    Me: -copy pastes this video-

  • @explodingonc2782
    @explodingonc2782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Submarine drowned in the sky" --WarThunder, 2020

  • @rileymannion5301
    @rileymannion5301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love that this is in a public match, his team and the enemy team must've been confused as fuck

  • @adrunkduck1678
    @adrunkduck1678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Imagine being on a battleship when this submarine kamikazis you at 400 kmh

    • @StarrLeredo
      @StarrLeredo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ten' no would be proud

  • @aureusknighstar2195
    @aureusknighstar2195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I know this is an overused joke, but lemme still say it
    *"That's gotta be the best pirate I've ever seen"*
    **Pirates of the Caribbean theme plays**

    • @drouge187
      @drouge187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's not overused it's just too good to stop using

  • @sateayyam3192
    @sateayyam3192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Imagine playing WT as a ship, and then an flying sub starts to glide while spinning towards u

    • @punbug4721
      @punbug4721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Imagine being this guy's teammate and watching him rocket into the middle and just not stop.

  • @notazombie...notatall8577
    @notazombie...notatall8577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "You can't go insane with a videogame."
    War thunder:

    • @Federation-Reserve-Kappa-13
      @Federation-Reserve-Kappa-13 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      War thunder be like war thunder says that we don’t care about rules we need this

  • @konrad8509
    @konrad8509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is that a bird? Is that a plane? No, it's a f*cking submarine

  • @pixels1816
    @pixels1816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Its a bird! Its a plane! no its a Intercontinental Ballistic Submarine."

  • @SadlyBaked
    @SadlyBaked 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Imagine being a maritime patrol aircraft and just witnessing... this on your daily mission.

    • @codyspradley6277
      @codyspradley6277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Imagine being the patrol craft and nearly being hit by that.

    • @vladimirmakarov2661
      @vladimirmakarov2661 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me ohhh faaaak
      Alionnshhhh

    • @Ishikawa745
      @Ishikawa745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@codyspradley6277 Frigate Captain: Detecting nearby Submarine. Fire the torpedoes !
      Crew : Sir we'll need a missile for that 😐

  • @alexcoe2526
    @alexcoe2526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Wonder what the other team is thinking when they see a submarine flying through the sky at moc 2

  • @BOTmaster15
    @BOTmaster15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Oh you you're back...
    WAIT WHAT?
    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

    • @FokkerBoombass
      @FokkerBoombass  3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I DON'T KNOW IT JUST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @shadowxxe
    @shadowxxe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    imagine just getting your lunch in the cafeteria and then your suddenly thrown against the wall as the sub begin spiraling out of control

  • @kevinthekid9623
    @kevinthekid9623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That time when you look at the mini map.

  • @guily6669
    @guily6669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Houston, We Got a Problem" :)

  • @kitlercat2346
    @kitlercat2346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Yea ive noticed that so as well in the "Phantom Menace" event as well

  • @tobiaspramono378
    @tobiaspramono378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Elon musk when he realize that theres no flying submarine :

  • @apophisstr6719
    @apophisstr6719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Torres: "That's what I called elegant!"

  • @klondike69none85
    @klondike69none85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Todays forecast:
    partly cloudy with a chance of submarines

  • @mrmcmoustache9615
    @mrmcmoustache9615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Alternative title:
    ‘How to break time and space just to run the US navy bankrupt’

  • @bodek
    @bodek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    someone get me the full version of the outro song, please.
    by the way, this was amazing. glad you showed fucking arond instead of just demonstrating the glitch. i look forward to every one of your videos, meme or war thunder

    • @Nirrti
      @Nirrti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's called Korobushka or Korobleiniki, famous as basis for Tetris theme also somewhat famously used in the movie Snatch as Boris "The Blade" Yurinov's theme.

    • @bodek
      @bodek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Nirrti i know its the tetris theme and i just really want this specific version of it on a balalaika. every one i've seen has horrible quality or just doesnt sound right

    • @Nirrti
      @Nirrti 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bodek Oh, well then

    • @FokkerBoombass
      @FokkerBoombass  3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bodek it's neither, actually. I have no idea what this exact song ia called, I ripped it straight from another video that also doesn't state any credits. Look up "Polikarpov U-2 / Po-2 WW2 soviet film" you'll find it.

    • @Blue-mr7fe
      @Blue-mr7fe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pizza Time
      But its not even Italian
      *PIZZA TIME*

  • @gpaccount9361
    @gpaccount9361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    >that convulsions
    >mission objective completed

  • @presidentdeadpool3198
    @presidentdeadpool3198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine being in a dog fight but then getting clapped by a submarine.

  • @mattatmoney9488
    @mattatmoney9488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    speed: minus mach one
    mf just found a way to go back in time

  • @Yumais
    @Yumais 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    So this is the new Missile Russia was talking about huh.

  • @acb.segelflugmemes9846
    @acb.segelflugmemes9846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "There are more planes underwater than there are submarines in the sky"
    Warthunder: hold my beer

  • @wookie-zh7go
    @wookie-zh7go 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When everyone asks how deep you can go, but not how high.

  • @Journey_to_who_knows
    @Journey_to_who_knows 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Basically the sub in gta when you use the Atomiser on it

  • @NasaBoy-ux1bl
    @NasaBoy-ux1bl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Everybody gangsta till the submarine starts flying

  • @lupodimontenero661
    @lupodimontenero661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I have been playing on WT for many years, but the Gaijin style does not change, more things, vehicles, even jet, ships and helicopters are included that deserve a separate game dedicated to them, but glitches, bugs, server problems or a lousy balanches are never corrected

    • @lupodimontenero661
      @lupodimontenero661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      there are more things in heaven and on earth, Horace, than in your warthunder (sorry bard but ...)

    • @lupodimontenero661
      @lupodimontenero661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ^ ____ ^ veterans will remember the first tank patches (when I was still playing with tanks, before I quit and devote myself only to planes disgusted by the countless tank bugs), There was a white rock fortress map where you often enter the game spawn stuck in a boulder under the walls, or the wagons engaged in strange couplings like this
      fscomps.fotosearch.com/compc/PSK/PSK012/rinoceronti-accounting-in-uno- photographic- archive__837r-736.jpg

    • @lupodimontenero661
      @lupodimontenero661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sorry fscomps.fotosearch.com/compc/PSK/PSK012/rinoceronti-accoppiamento-in-uno-archivio-fotografico__837r-736.jpg

    • @TheIroncladResearcher
      @TheIroncladResearcher 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lupodimontenero661 I've never encountered a single glitch besides being shot through an edge in a wall on the Vietnam Map. So Idk what you're on about.
      The Raining Fire update is amazing.

    • @lupodimontenero661
      @lupodimontenero661 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheIroncladResearcher ahaha are you sure you are playing on WT?

  • @zweitfire
    @zweitfire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    China may be using the sea to hide it's submarines
    China: "fools"

  • @Jack-vo7yf
    @Jack-vo7yf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This bug was caused by the code used for water drag compensation for seaplanes. As engines produce a constant force when in the water bringing the nose out of the water caused logic intended for seaplane takeoff to errantly activate and actually propel you proportional to your speed and portion of your bounding box above the water.
    This bug was fixed recently, see you next October!

    • @shadowlord0162
      @shadowlord0162 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      nicely done. now i finally know what happend

  • @427Arbok
    @427Arbok 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Looking back, WT really needs to keep a record of physics glitches like this and just deliberately implement them as an April Fools event one year.

  • @TheNobleBrit
    @TheNobleBrit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This looks more fun than the actual event