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They say teamwork makes the dream work, but in construction, it’s mostly coffee that does the job
Absolutely! Without coffee, the only thing getting built is a nap schedule. ☕🛠️
Every construction site has two types of people: the guy who’s working and the guy who’s supervising with a coffee in hand
Don’t forget the third guy-pointing at the plans, saying, 'Yeah, that looks about right.' ☕👷♂️📋
Why are construction workers so good at jokes? Because they know how to nail the punchline!
Exactly! And if the joke falls flat, no worries-they’ll just hammer it home! 😂🔨
Being a construction worker means you can fix everything... except your sleep schedule!
Spot on! We can rebuild a whole house, but ask us to rebuild 8 hours of sleep? Impossible mission. 🏠💤
If duct tape doesn’t fix it, you’re not using enough!
Truth! If duct tape can’t fix it, it’s either truly broken… or needs WD-40 first. 🔧🎯
They say Rome wasn’t built in a day, but with enough overtime, we could’ve done it!
Exactly! Throw in some coffee breaks and a pizza party, and we’d have had the Colosseum ready for ribbon-cutting in no time. 🍕💪
Why do construction workers carry levels? To keep their work on the level... and their jokes too
Exactly! Without the level, both the wall and the punchlines would be slanted. 🎚️😂
The secret to being a great construction worker? Measure twice, cut once, and hope no one saw the first mistake.
Exactly! And if someone does see it, just say, 'That’s how the blueprint wanted it-modern art edition!' 📐✂️🎨
They say teamwork makes the dream work, but in construction, it’s mostly coffee that does the job
Absolutely! Without coffee, the only thing getting built is a nap schedule. ☕🛠️
Every construction site has two types of people: the guy who’s working and the guy who’s supervising with a coffee in hand
Don’t forget the third guy-pointing at the plans, saying, 'Yeah, that looks about right.' ☕👷♂️📋
Why are construction workers so good at jokes? Because they know how to nail the punchline!
Exactly! And if the joke falls flat, no worries-they’ll just hammer it home! 😂🔨
Being a construction worker means you can fix everything... except your sleep schedule!
Spot on! We can rebuild a whole house, but ask us to rebuild 8 hours of sleep? Impossible mission. 🏠💤
If duct tape doesn’t fix it, you’re not using enough!
Truth! If duct tape can’t fix it, it’s either truly broken… or needs WD-40 first. 🔧🎯
They say Rome wasn’t built in a day, but with enough overtime, we could’ve done it!
Exactly! Throw in some coffee breaks and a pizza party, and we’d have had the Colosseum ready for ribbon-cutting in no time. 🍕💪
Why do construction workers carry levels? To keep their work on the level... and their jokes too
Exactly! Without the level, both the wall and the punchlines would be slanted. 🎚️😂
The secret to being a great construction worker? Measure twice, cut once, and hope no one saw the first mistake.
Exactly! And if someone does see it, just say, 'That’s how the blueprint wanted it-modern art edition!' 📐✂️🎨