The Simpsons - World Without Zinc

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  • @DaWoWzer
    @DaWoWzer ปีที่แล้ว +11724

    I love the idea of this alternate world where zinc never existed yet every invention was still designed as if it did exist.

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus ปีที่แล้ว +332

      They used tin and/or magnesium instead?

    • @somoneelse3488
      @somoneelse3488 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      Such is the magic of Coily the Spring Sprite

    • @potatoheadpokemario1931
      @potatoheadpokemario1931 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@seronymus but then why did it not work?

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus ปีที่แล้ว +157

      @@potatoheadpokemario1931 inferior metals to Almighty Zinc

    • @elchicogore9517
      @elchicogore9517 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      It was like, if Zinc just suddenly disappeared

  • @queencancerous5332
    @queencancerous5332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6205

    I love that his first instinct after his phone didn’t work was to blow his brains out.

    • @TBustah
      @TBustah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +352

      If it was a zoomer with a smart phone, I could believe it.

    • @ENCHANTMEN_
      @ENCHANTMEN_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +396

      Insert edgy twelve year old saying "something something society" and thinking they're deep

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie ปีที่แล้ว +117

      The Simpsons predicted… ah, the hell with this.

    • @thewisenoodle1116
      @thewisenoodle1116 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@ENCHANTMEN_ this says a lot about society... and yet, we live in one...

    • @cheesetownboatrepairmainte2101
      @cheesetownboatrepairmainte2101 ปีที่แล้ว

      You would blow your brains out if someone took your children’s toys away from you. Cope harder nerd.

  • @kevnar
    @kevnar ปีที่แล้ว +1574

    I love the idea that he goes from zero to blowing his head off after two minor setbacks.

    • @SarafinaSummers
      @SarafinaSummers ปีที่แล้ว +46

      It's a known phenominon amongst negotiators and detectives. It's called "the double whammy". It could be one big thing and one little thing, but you go over the edge. It's not a guarantee, but if that person is going to do it then they're going to.

    • @polreamonn
      @polreamonn 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @stangiliadov9038 Now would zinc do that if it didn't exist?

    • @aarontooth
      @aarontooth 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      You didn't see how hot his girlfriend was. Her parents were out-of-town. I'd have done the same thing.

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Many individuals are two antidepressants away from doing the same thing

    • @danitho
      @danitho 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Well, to be fair they're not minor. For example, no ambulance, firefighter, or police can be called or be mobile until an alternative for zinc can be found.

  • @bobstevenson3130
    @bobstevenson3130 ปีที่แล้ว +984

    You thought you were going to write a comment, weren't you, Jimmy? Well think again! The printed circuit board inside your computer was made of, you guessed it, zinc!

    • @SarafinaSummers
      @SarafinaSummers ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OMG, the simpsons' predicted 2023 and everyone hating being away from their phones! /l

    • @Harpy-with-Legs
      @Harpy-with-Legs 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      zinc

    • @FernieCanto
      @FernieCanto 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Without zinc, I can't read mean comments from random assholes on the internet! COME BACK, ZINC

    • @hiya-de5hd
      @hiya-de5hd 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Dear God what have I done

    • @Wepawnet
      @Wepawnet 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

  • @gmacattack22
    @gmacattack22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6277

    The handgun shooting twice as he expresses his thankfulness for zinc always kills me

  • @thundervaart
    @thundervaart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12397

    Question is: What crazy thing drove Jimmy to wish for a world without zinc?

    • @alfredhinton8792
      @alfredhinton8792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1157

      Dr doofenshmirtz of course

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +846

      The springs of the couch he was repairing were made of... ZINC!

    • @Evemeister12
      @Evemeister12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Zinc

    • @WVUer21
      @WVUer21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +520

      Zinc killed his mom, siblings, and burned their house down.
      PLOT TWIST: Zinc is Jimmy's father

    • @thomaslandry283
      @thomaslandry283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      He Thought Zinc was a bad thing

  • @andersolin3084
    @andersolin3084 ปีที่แล้ว +2065

    So the next time you're walking on the beach, enjoying an hourglass, or making cheap, low-grade windshields, think where we'd be without sand!

    • @jordanverbeek5121
      @jordanverbeek5121 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      #Sand, sand, saaaaaand!#

    • @flyhyland
      @flyhyland ปีที่แล้ว +126

      *Anakin Skywalker disliked this comment.*

    • @adamk203
      @adamk203 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Enjoying hourglasses is one of my favorite activities. My life would be devoid of meaning without sand.

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Are we talking sand or are we talking Silica
      Because those are two _very_ similar but not at all the same thing.

    • @drmikehuntphd7905
      @drmikehuntphd7905 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      concrete bro

  • @scottsanderson8065
    @scottsanderson8065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2310

    I like how the man just drags Jimmy along, waiting for him to fail at something, before telling him that the problem is lack of zinc.

    • @svguerin3
      @svguerin3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Lol! All with a pleasant smile and smoking his pipe

    • @somoneelse3488
      @somoneelse3488 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      At least Coily was honest and upfront about his joy in his victim’s suffering

    • @RaptorFromWeegee
      @RaptorFromWeegee ปีที่แล้ว

      Wellp, Jimmy, you're goin to be in the mens rooms for a loooong time kiddo, cause, guess what? You've got yourself a zinc deficiency! So no more soft stools for you, young man.

    • @Vlad_Salami_Gamig
      @Vlad_Salami_Gamig ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Zinc issue

    • @squidwad6563
      @squidwad6563 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@somoneelse3488 damn you coily

  • @MrOtisotis
    @MrOtisotis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1547

    i find it kind of funny that just not being able to start his car or make a phone call drove him to wanting to shoot himself

  • @TheMidnightPhil
    @TheMidnightPhil ปีที่แล้ว +428

    There are so many gold jokes throughout this, but for some reason I liked the "Mrs. Crabapple, I haven't seen you since we doubled our prices. Still teaching?" I think it's how cheerfully Apu mentions doubling the entire store's prices, and how the show just lets the joke sneak by without feeling the need to draw a ton of extra attention to it.

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      It's a very deep joke. Why did the prices double? Where has she been shopping prior to this scene? Why is she shopping there today?!?!
      It's an absolute rabbit-hole of socioeconomic commentary and the politics of enforced hopelessness.

    • @Glasgowphilosopher
      @Glasgowphilosopher 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Many of the jokes are gold, but the best ones are zinc.

    • @ThatNoobKing
      @ThatNoobKing 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Glasgowphilosopher thank goodness we live in a world with zinc 👍

    • @kelvin4910
      @kelvin4910 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@peterclarke7240it's not that deep I feel

    • @edwardspencer-small7021
      @edwardspencer-small7021 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@peterclarke7240plot twist: Apu sees her every day, he doubled the shop prices that very morning.

  • @Blaze5x5x5
    @Blaze5x5x5 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    Poor Krabappel. At least she got a much better life for a while later in the show. Rest in peace.

    • @crankyinmv
      @crankyinmv ปีที่แล้ว +51

      RIZ: Rest In Zinc.

    • @jokestermasteroflaughter7754
      @jokestermasteroflaughter7754 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      She deserved it wish Ned and her could still be happy

    • @radscorpion8
      @radscorpion8 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      krab apple

    • @SD-cw3gm
      @SD-cw3gm 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I’ve been calling her Crandall!

    • @xcoder1122
      @xcoder1122 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      If my teacher in primary school had offered me to stay and talk about anything, I would have taken up the offer ... question is only if she would have been happy about my choice of topics 🤷‍♂

  • @redram5150
    @redram5150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3028

    I always loved 1950s white lab coat industrials that spoke about the most mundane topics earnestly and full of hope. And when the Simpsons lampooned them with this I laughed until I cried. The idea of one of those films done in an “It’s a wonderful life” format, only instead of wishing he wasn’t born, George Bailey wishes Zinc never existed. I really wondered how his guardian angel, Clarence, would have reacted... or if he’d have gotten his wings

    • @gnalkhere
      @gnalkhere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      When porn was illegal once upon a time there were films called "White Coaters" where a guy dressed in a white lab coat would bookend porn with "education" and end the film with something like "and now you know what to do on your honeymoon"

    • @MxArgent
      @MxArgent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      This bit always kinda struck me as a riff on 1940's A Case of Spring Fever ( th-cam.com/video/4ttYlcrA7ys/w-d-xo.html ) in particular. Someone on the writing team must've been a MST3k fan!

    • @palaceofwisdom9448
      @palaceofwisdom9448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      "Think again George. Angel wings are made of... you guessed it, zinc!"

    • @kreuner11
      @kreuner11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I still find and watch them on TH-cam from time to time

    • @jpc2470
      @jpc2470 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@gnalkherea bit like what eventually became “Fuzzy Bunny’s Guide To You-Know-What” on the show

  • @kjj26k
    @kjj26k ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Came for the the world without zinc, left with depression for the poor teacher.

  • @krealyesitisbeta5642
    @krealyesitisbeta5642 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    This being his dream means he at least subconsciously knew the importance of zinc already

    • @okamijubei
      @okamijubei หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@krealyesitisbeta5642 unless that guy is a ghost or angel goes in his mind

  • @ConspiracistLizardMan
    @ConspiracistLizardMan ปีที่แล้ว +760

    As a kid I've laughed at this woman. As an adult, each passing day I feel more like her

    • @TheRealJochen
      @TheRealJochen 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      Hope it gets better

    • @rhuttrho88
      @rhuttrho88 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Not feeling so pretty, huh?🥺😔

    • @EugeneOneguine
      @EugeneOneguine 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      Did you really laugh at her as a kid ? I always found that sad

    • @Rando_Shyte
      @Rando_Shyte 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Every day is a black abyss. But other than that all good!

    • @TheRealJochen
      @TheRealJochen 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Rando_Shyte i hope it gets better for you too

  • @travisgray7010
    @travisgray7010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2141

    without the Simpsons I wouldn't of known how important zinc was

    • @scsi_joe
      @scsi_joe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Same here. I didn't know how many things require zinc

    • @tudorjason
      @tudorjason 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It's true! The Simpsons can be educational!

    • @jessebeagle1367
      @jessebeagle1367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I wouldn't know shit about the world without the simpsons

    • @TBustah
      @TBustah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      **wouldn’t have**

    • @soundspark
      @soundspark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Except that in real life car batteries are made of lead, and firing pins are made of high strength steel.

  • @Cookieboymonster1962
    @Cookieboymonster1962 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    There's no way in the world I'm wishing for a world without zinc, not after watching that!

    • @CallMeMimi27
      @CallMeMimi27 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I am! just to watch the world collapse! muahahahahaha

    • @darthmaul7434
      @darthmaul7434 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Better, a world of without carbon, basically how to end all life.

    • @CallMeMimi27
      @CallMeMimi27 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@darthmaul7434 no carbon means... oh god... everything is carbon...

    • @darthmaul7434
      @darthmaul7434 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CallMeMimi27 And hydrogen

    • @crankyinmv
      @crankyinmv ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd hate to live in a world where I can;t shoot myself.

  • @JediMaster362
    @JediMaster362 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    As soon as she starts offering her students to learn more about zinc, you start to feel bad for Edna.

    • @LilGumball292
      @LilGumball292 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yeah

    • @neglectfulsausage7689
      @neglectfulsausage7689 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I dont. I laugh. She probably rejected guys that would've been there for her and she thought she was too good for them until she got dumped repeatedly by the guys she wanted. Now she's alone, as she should be.

    • @ahorribleperson3302
      @ahorribleperson3302 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@neglectfulsausage7689 Bro, what?

    • @neglectfulsausage7689
      @neglectfulsausage7689 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      im saying if a woman is alone and lonely in her 30s and 40s its because she chose it.@@ahorribleperson3302

    • @markborishnikoff5485
      @markborishnikoff5485 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ahorribleperson3302he’s been watching too many mgtow videos

  • @edwardspencer-small7021
    @edwardspencer-small7021 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    What a rollercoaster this video sets you on, from the giddy heights of learning how important a world with zinc is, to the lowly lows of Edna's crippling loneliness.

  • @billkasperdotcom
    @billkasperdotcom ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "No springs!" (Coily the zinc spring sprite)

    • @coruscant100
      @coruscant100 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "Oh, and no redemption by the way!"

    • @sslocke
      @sslocke ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Look its Coily's Army of Darkness

    • @ackbarfan5556
      @ackbarfan5556 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      “Well, I still don’t have to fix the couch, so eat me!”

    • @michaeljamessegura2518
      @michaeljamessegura2518 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      NO WAFFLES

    • @MIIRBH
      @MIIRBH ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No brass either, so no bullet casings

  • @stateofflorida5082
    @stateofflorida5082 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Out of all the dream sequences Ive seen, this is the most relatable. For me, its never mundane but never total nonsense. Always something like wishing zinc never existed, for some reason.

  • @tudorjason
    @tudorjason 3 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    The fact that the use of a gun for suicide would be depicted in a children's educational strip is both hilarious and disturbing!

    • @mr.evasion
      @mr.evasion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      1:01
      Ive just watched it on Channel 4 UK and the gun to the head bit was cut, wrecking the sketch and robbing me of a much needed laugh ...
      Sacrilege!

    • @TheDeathmail
      @TheDeathmail ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's only disturbing because we're weak...

    • @Kid_Charlemagne76
      @Kid_Charlemagne76 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Back then, people weren't as sensitive and childish about guns like they are now

    • @florinivan6907
      @florinivan6907 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kid_Charlemagne76 Indoctrination by the system has created the current issue. People aren't born weak they're made by society.

    • @shihanafridhi9517
      @shihanafridhi9517 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@Kid_Charlemagne76 I want these days back

  • @GalenNight
    @GalenNight ปีที่แล้ว +194

    I know it’s supposed to be a joke but the gun still should have worked since zinc would make for a poor firing pin metal as it’s too soft.

    • @polygondwanaland8390
      @polygondwanaland8390 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Could just be a cheap, garbage gun.

    • @MCPOSJ117films
      @MCPOSJ117films ปีที่แล้ว

      @@polygondwanaland8390old cheap Saturday night special guns i think were made of zinc before they made them illegal.

    • @Whiskey-cr9dq
      @Whiskey-cr9dq ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@polygondwanaland8390 the hi point didn't exist in the 50s hyuck hyuck

    • @garfoonga1
      @garfoonga1 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      The joke is that all those things would still exist without zinc, a rotary mechanism in a phone can be made with any metal. Anodes and cathodes dont need zinc as the catalyst. And as you said, a firing pin can be any relatively hard metal.

    • @carthienesdevilsadvocatenr2806
      @carthienesdevilsadvocatenr2806 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      More to the point... it had a hammer. It didn't need a firing pin.
      All three examples given can be made without zinc, and even when zinc is used it's typically in an alloy. Meaning that reproducing the design without zinc should still work (lower quality, but still)

  • @geejayhey
    @geejayhey ปีที่แล้ว +21

    His car had no battery, but the starter motor still made a noise when he turned the key. What a world without zinc.

    • @Zenith_Star69
      @Zenith_Star69 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      they also have yellow skin

    • @twistedyogert
      @twistedyogert 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nothing should've happened then.

  • @AdamasOldblade
    @AdamasOldblade ปีที่แล้ว +341

    I learned more about zinc in 45 seconds from the Simpsons than public schooling.

    • @texaswunderkind
      @texaswunderkind ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Except there is no zinc in car batteries or handgun firing pins.

    • @andieallison6792
      @andieallison6792 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because it's not true

    • @theshlauf
      @theshlauf ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Should have stayed late to talk with your depressed teacher about Zinc.

    • @PRubin-rh4sr
      @PRubin-rh4sr ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Then you should have paid more attention.

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@texaswunderkindreally?

  • @OverTonesOfLevi
    @OverTonesOfLevi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    What did Zinc do to Billy to make him want to live in a world without Zinc?

    • @kumardickshit1530
      @kumardickshit1530 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It starts with r and rhymes with grape

    • @reconbravo104
      @reconbravo104 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "Wait, the protagonist of Life Without Zinc is called Jimmy? I've been calling him Billy! All this time I've been making an idiot out of myself!"- you at some point presumably

    • @Pnuemonia-Nakey
      @Pnuemonia-Nakey ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Someone murdered his father with a knife made of zinc

    • @splatjam64
      @splatjam64 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@kumardickshit1530Clearly the only logical conclusion one could make to this comment is "reshape!" 😃

    • @thewiseoldfox
      @thewiseoldfox ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@splatjam64nah I bet they talking about popular NFT "Red Ape"

  • @CalderaFinance
    @CalderaFinance ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "No zinc! No zinc my friend!"
    -Soily the Zinc Sprite

    • @steviewolfeofficial
      @steviewolfeofficial ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @somoneelse3488
      @somoneelse3488 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I heard your wish and, well you’re gonna get it! No zinc for you from now on!

    • @BevoBill31
      @BevoBill31 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Zinc makes the best springs

    • @esperanceburning5666
      @esperanceburning5666 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I've just been scrolling through this comments looking for someone who knew what this Simpsons moment was a reference to. Coily forever. 😂

    • @EstebanGunn
      @EstebanGunn ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "So one clod says one thing and the whole world pays?"
      "Yeah..."

  • @PointyTailofSatan
    @PointyTailofSatan 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    When I was a chemistry major, we had a shrine setup for Zinc. Sadly, there ended up being a war with the Tin worshippers.

  • @marccuypers9928
    @marccuypers9928 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:50 Jimmy might be back in a world with zink, but he is still caught in a Betty-less bed.

    • @Pumpkin_the_protogen
      @Pumpkin_the_protogen 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think you mean zinc
      Yes,yes I am being that guy

  • @John_3_16
    @John_3_16 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "I haven't seen you since we doubled our prices."
    I can't imagine why that was

  • @bajsbrev4651
    @bajsbrev4651 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    God this show used to have such soul

    • @rhuttrho88
      @rhuttrho88 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The woketards sucked it out! Then regurgitated it into the devil!😢

  • @aluisious
    @aluisious ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Small joke is that only a really poor quality handgun would have a zinc firing pin.

    • @GunSpyEnthusiast
      @GunSpyEnthusiast ปีที่แล้ว

      i knew that zinc didn't have some bullshit quality to make it have a monopoly on firing pins.

    • @gastonbell108
      @gastonbell108 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wasn't an intentional joke, they just didn't know metallurgy. You don't use soft metals like zinc for any striking object. It bends and deforms far too easily.
      There are pot-metal (zinc alloy) saturday night special pistols, but even those have a steel firing pin and spring.

    • @riclate2013
      @riclate2013 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mostly old firearms from what I understand that have some traces of zinc. Though nowadays and for awhile now, most did away with zinc it's all in 7075 aluminum or 4140 to 4150 and 416R steel these days.

  • @mrs323
    @mrs323 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    " Still teaching?"
    "Let's see."
    *Scratches off ticket that looks like a winner but ends up being a loser*
    "One more day at least."
    Yeah, that hits hard

    • @RatFrier2.0
      @RatFrier2.0 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This went from a goofy video to sad

  • @tkbrendini299
    @tkbrendini299 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I forget how amazing Simpson's portrayal of real life in its mundane state can be and relatable. I appreciate more of the art of the second half.

  • @jjjj8644
    @jjjj8644 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "I haven't seen you since we doubled the prices" LOL

  • @joshslater2426
    @joshslater2426 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Let’s be honest, who could ever live in a world without Zinc?

  • @callumsykes1307
    @callumsykes1307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    No car battery and yet the starter motor is clearly heard cranking the engine? Are we supposed to believe this is some kind of 😆 magical starter motor? I sure hope someone was fired for that mistake.

    • @zrxdoug
      @zrxdoug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Well, there was also a dial tone on the phone that couldn't function, and firing pins have never been made of zinc..so there's that.
      Just repeat to yourself "It's just a show, I should really just relax."
      And be thankful you don't have to live in a world without springs!

    • @vestanpance9461
      @vestanpance9461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      A wizard did it

    • @LTPottenger
      @LTPottenger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They tried to shoot him but there was no firing pin

    • @LFTRnow
      @LFTRnow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also there's no zinc in a lead acid car battery, which is what they would have been using at the time.

    • @ob2kenobi388
      @ob2kenobi388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They tried to, but the printer for his pink slip had zinc parts.

  • @RaptorFromWeegee
    @RaptorFromWeegee ปีที่แล้ว +3

    But don't forget that the most important kind of zinc, is ZINC OXIDE!
    Without it, there'd be no brake controls, sand, pacemakers, prosthetic limbs, or safety catches for anyones sons rifles.
    -This has been a Samuel L Bronkowitz production

  • @supergonk6485
    @supergonk6485 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Think again Jimmy... dreams are made of zinc, you wernt dreaming, its real!

  • @Standbackforscience
    @Standbackforscience 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    No springs!

  • @titangirl161
    @titangirl161 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Zinc is also important for retina health. Too bad we didn't get to the part where he goes blind due to zinc deficiency

    • @nuclearcatbaby1131
      @nuclearcatbaby1131 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or suffers palpitations from zinc deficiency/mercury poisoning

    • @dixonpinfold2582
      @dixonpinfold2582 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, that would've been sweet.

  • @halotubb1110
    @halotubb1110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Yep. That's where I keep my revolver.
    The end table

    • @texaswunderkind
      @texaswunderkind ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My Lifetime NRA Membership-having father in law did. No gun safes or trigger locks for him. I asked why, and he said the brown people aren't going to wait for you to enter the combination to your safe if they break into your home. Classy guy. He's gone now.

    • @Mightylcanis
      @Mightylcanis ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@texaswunderkind Though he said it in a less-than-PC way, the message isn't wrong. A home invader, whatever color they may be, isn't going to wait politely for you to open your safe or undo your trigger lock.

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@Mightylcanis
      However, if there are ever kids in that house, you better be a good parent/guardian or there will be tragedy.

    • @DemonicAdj
      @DemonicAdj ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @texaswunderkind1493 "Accidentally" shot himself? A lot of gun-related fatalities in the home in America, and unfortunately not very many of them involved break-ins.
      There's a careful line of "readiness" that's a razor's edge between "defenseless" and "fatally negligent."
      Some kid gets into it (they get curious) or some family member has a hair-trigger temper without a safety.
      Options there are:
      1. find that zone between "secure" and "available."
      2. Make sure your family is well-adjusted and well-trained in trigger discipline.
      3. Live alone, or kill your family before one of them snaps and kills you. (Statistically speaking, of course).

    • @twistedyogert
      @twistedyogert 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@Mightylcanis I can understand that if he didn't have children but far too many children have gotten a hold of their parent's guns and hurt themselves or someone else with them.

  • @ARoyalLyon
    @ARoyalLyon 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I'll bet this was inspired by a segment in 1977s "Kentucky Fried Movie" called "Zinc Oxide and you" in which a housewife asks "But how do I use Zinc Oxide?" Then everything in her world proceeds to disappear and fall apart. Hilarious and can be found easily on TH-cam.

  • @Greenpoloboy3
    @Greenpoloboy3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Each night before bed, I remember how grateful I am, that we live in a world with zinc

  • @shuntguy
    @shuntguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Bingo, bango. Sugar in the gas tank. The ex-husband strikes again.

    • @Shawn-st2lx
      @Shawn-st2lx ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can't believe he left that part out.

  • @jacksoncopeland4507
    @jacksoncopeland4507 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    As someone who did their undergraduate thesis on zinc ores, I deeply appreciate this scene

  • @mariomanuelgarciaflores827
    @mariomanuelgarciaflores827 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Damn I wanted to learn about the zinc and now I feel bad about Ms. Krabbapple

  • @GunSpyEnthusiast
    @GunSpyEnthusiast ปีที่แล้ว +11

    one of the best parts is I'm pretty sure that the gun could have easily just had its zinc replaced by another material.
    same for the phone most likely.

  • @lindabelamsel
    @lindabelamsel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I have Wilson's Disease. Zinc is literally keeping me alive.

    • @Shawn-st2lx
      @Shawn-st2lx ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So do you wish to live in a world without Wilson's Disease?

  • @masterklaw4527
    @masterklaw4527 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Our nerves can't function without zinc.

  • @michaellopez4746
    @michaellopez4746 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I like how zinc doesnt exist but the inventions do just without it.

  • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
    @TheAllSeeingEye2468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Why did he even wish for a world without zinc and why would people invent stuff that needs zinc in a zinkless world?

    • @Macapta
      @Macapta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Right? It’s unzincable!

    • @themonsterunderyourbed9408
      @themonsterunderyourbed9408 ปีที่แล้ว

      The left brainwashed him to think zinc was the cause of climate change.

    • @somdudewillson
      @somdudewillson 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I mean, given it was a wish, presumably all the zinc was just deleted from his world.

  • @aro327
    @aro327 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I lost my dog, Zinc, yesterday. It sucks living in a world without Zinc.

    • @bobbylee2853
      @bobbylee2853 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He was a great smell hound.

  • @Classic_Tomfoolery
    @Classic_Tomfoolery 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    i can just imagine the title. What a Mineral life

  • @makitstop
    @makitstop ปีที่แล้ว +8

    bruh i hate it when i have a stress dream about zinc

  • @steverogers7601
    @steverogers7601 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    He did not hesitate to reach for the gun and pull the trigger lmao

    • @naterksmr
      @naterksmr 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The car wouldn't start and the phone didn't work. What the hell else are you supposed to do?

  • @barbarafisher1517
    @barbarafisher1517 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how they still made the products even though they could not work without Zinc

  • @jeocarrillo8656
    @jeocarrillo8656 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Welp I definitely learned new 3 things about zinc I didn’t know before

  • @peterg6889
    @peterg6889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    0:28 PG

  • @ninjifansmpj420
    @ninjifansmpj420 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    So, we learned that a lot of objects work with Zinc, such as car batteries, telephones, handguns, etc... If Zinc never existed, life would suck.

  • @Shinzon23
    @Shinzon23 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The funny thing is that firing pins have been made out of stuff That wasn't zinc for quite a while. It was in fact rare to have the maid of any sort of zinc alloy until relatively recently.

  • @nekomasteryoutube3232
    @nekomasteryoutube3232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I'm the dumb ass nerd that probably would stay behind for a moment just to ask a few things about Zinc. Its one of those metals that seems to have few noticable big uses but without it you'd die and a lot of galvanized stuff would rust away (as zinc galvanized stuff is the biggest used of it)

    • @dundermifflinity
      @dundermifflinity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wow wow wow. Wow.

    • @jschnei3
      @jschnei3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dundermifflinity car batteries are TIGHT

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same honestly. I just really like understanding my f*cking surroundings, guess that makes me a freak. And people wonder why they have no control in their lives.

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@kjj26kcuriosity gives spice to life and makes geniuses

    • @nuclearcatbaby1131
      @nuclearcatbaby1131 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too. I just learned a whole load about zinc after suffering a deficiency (induced by mercury poisoning) in 2020.

  • @mrmusickhimself
    @mrmusickhimself 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This was a clear parody of the "NO SPRINGS!" PSA that MST3K made fun of.

  • @someguybreaks
    @someguybreaks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Come back zinc...

  • @vcrbetamax
    @vcrbetamax ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh… I forgot how sad this episode was. It gets worse now that I think about it.

  • @Fredfredbug4
    @Fredfredbug4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Simpson’s side character lore goes so deep

  • @CL62125
    @CL62125 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love how even though the car has no battery he can still crank the starter

  • @Sigh95
    @Sigh95 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    His parents just keep a loaded handgun in a drawer by the phone 😂

  • @Bluey
    @Bluey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    it was a dream, that means we don't actually need zinc!

  • @DarrenMc
    @DarrenMc 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Are you still teaching?"
    "Let's see..."

  • @fox971000
    @fox971000 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think it's sad that Edna feels lonely :( Few feelings are worse than that

    • @seanwebb605
      @seanwebb605 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some of us are more stressed out about being among crowds.

    • @fox971000
      @fox971000 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@seanwebb605 being lonlely doesn't mean being stressed out among crowds. It means not having anyone to go to, or to talk to, about your problems, feelings, etc. It is quite something awful.

    • @seanwebb605
      @seanwebb605 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fox971000 Do I need to speak slower for you?

    • @fox971000
      @fox971000 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're not talking you're writing@@seanwebb605

  • @aegisofhonor
    @aegisofhonor 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Chef Lonely Hearts Soup for One". They used to slide in those jokes back in the day.

  • @bradwilliams1691
    @bradwilliams1691 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I wonder what a world would be like without The Simpsons?

    • @tamsuemomwife
      @tamsuemomwife ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not much of an difference

    • @foursidekm
      @foursidekm 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@tamsuemomwifeadult animation would definitely be a lot different

    • @bradking9668
      @bradking9668 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Itll be sad when they finish Altogether

  • @bartsanders1553
    @bartsanders1553 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is nothing next to "A world without springs"

  • @HunterShows
    @HunterShows ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That's nothing. Imagine a world without sand.

    • @r0bw00d
      @r0bw00d ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sure that Anakin Skywalker had.

  • @duncanurquhart5278
    @duncanurquhart5278 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    i feel like someone in the writer's room got stuck talking to someone in the zinc industry at a party one time and was determined to turn that experience into something useful

  • @GaspardDuMaurierEsq
    @GaspardDuMaurierEsq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I work at a zinc mine and find this quite funny.

    • @scsi_joe
      @scsi_joe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      makes you realize your work is that much more important!

    • @GaspardDuMaurierEsq
      @GaspardDuMaurierEsq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@scsi_joe I think it is.

    • @lewis6648
      @lewis6648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      To be honest, I think we should live in a world without it.

    • @scsi_joe
      @scsi_joe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@GaspardDuMaurierEsq I mean, the job you do is technically an essential service.

    • @Zuwie4
      @Zuwie4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@lewis6648 So, trying to leave a comment, huh Lewis? Nice try! Your computer hardware requires - you guessed it!

  • @VerdeMorte
    @VerdeMorte 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    She was willing to do their homework just to have some company...

  • @somebuddyX
    @somebuddyX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Poor Mrs. Crandall.

    • @ryandalton2834
      @ryandalton2834 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s “Krabappel”

    • @ndschau
      @ndschau 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Her name is Crandall? I’ve been calling her Krabappel! I’ve been making a fool of myself. Why didn’t anyone tell me?

  • @ryanartward
    @ryanartward 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This scene has been living in my head for 20 years.

  • @zerofox8756
    @zerofox8756 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Now every single time I pick up Zinc In a Pokémon game I think of this scene.

  • @henrymorgan8335
    @henrymorgan8335 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Flanders could never offer to zinc Homer's sniffer.

  • @kevinblount7142
    @kevinblount7142 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Went from “can’t call my girl” to “time to die” pretty quick, eh, Jimmy?

  • @estycki
    @estycki 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I remember having a whole lesson plan about zinc in grade 5 in Canada. I am actually a big fan.

  • @marvelsandals4228
    @marvelsandals4228 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "...I'll do your homework for you..."
    Wow, not even that worked? I'd have stayed haha
    Damn, its ice cold in here

  • @12kenbutsuri
    @12kenbutsuri 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Without zink, this episode would not have existed.

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The only thing I can think of worse than a world without zinc is one without waffles.

  • @crescentfreshbret
    @crescentfreshbret 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The whole concept of a children’s educational film (and an old, black and white one at that) that ends with the main character nearly shooting himself in the head because of a huge mistake he made is just one of the many things that made old school Simpsons a sitcom that was in a league of its own.

  • @Sebastian-dr7qr
    @Sebastian-dr7qr 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Imagine a world also without sink

  • @thejonathan130
    @thejonathan130 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That's a dial tone. Indicating that the telephone was indeed working

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I like how they still built cars and guns and phones in a world without zinc

  • @neolbioldey
    @neolbioldey 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Love how when Jimmy is unable to use his car and telephone, he immediately goes to the handgun

  • @cademosley4886
    @cademosley4886 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I'm thinking about the writers' meetings where they debated the different elements that wouldn't exist, and how it is they came to zinc. It couldn't be too common or too obscure or it isn't funny. Evidently zinc is right in the sweet spot.

  • @McRocket
    @McRocket 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    'Come back, Zinc!? Come back?!'

  • @LukasPeace
    @LukasPeace ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The love the leap he makes from "I can't make it to my date" to "I'd better call her to let her know" to "It's time to die"

    • @DemonicAdj
      @DemonicAdj ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She'd kill him. He's dead either way, may as well be on his terms.

    • @twistedyogert
      @twistedyogert ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@DemonicAdj It's implied the whole world was like that so perhaps she was calling him too.

  • @xxxx85
    @xxxx85 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Was a long time since I saw this. I didn't remember the loneliness of Edna like this.
    "We can talk about anything. I'll do your homework for ya." while holding her hands..
    I didn't use to know feeling very lonely is a reality in many people's lives. Aww 😔

  • @naterksmr
    @naterksmr ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Sorry, Jimmy. But in a world without Zinc, your finger lags its digging ability. So your nose will remain unpicked."

  • @acf2802
    @acf2802 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nobody makes firing pins out of zinc. Well, maybe Taurus. But nobody else.

  • @krichenboi
    @krichenboi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The fuck why did he even wish for a world without zinc

    • @joeysmith7296
      @joeysmith7296 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What an oddly specific metal.

  • @desmondciauri4616
    @desmondciauri4616 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don’t know what is more important Zinc or Propane…and their Accessories 🙀