@@landtrout755 I recall that an elephant went crazy once and they had to put it down, when they cut open it's stomach they found a bunch of meat in there but I can't recall if it had actually eaten people or other animals.
I know that Jess was written to be disgusting, but I actually kind of happy to see her enjoying even the smallest parts of her life she could get back. Flatulence and eating whatever you want instead of whatever you can hope to keep down. I don't have much experience with cancer save for my mother losing her best friend to some kind of lower body cancer and the last time we saw her she'd lost so much weight and started smoking weed just to feel hungry to eat, and I'm sad that Jess's new lust for life was parodied in such a way, I dunno.
All the characters have their flaws, Brian is afraid of commitment unless it makes him look good and that’s exactly why quagmire hates him. Quagmire knows his flaws and doesn’t care, we all know why quagmire sucks. Apparently she also tried to kill him though so…
The fact that when Peter heard that Brian was getting euthanized and he immediately went to save Brian shows how much Peter cares about Brian in this episode
Not healthy, but better than cigarettes The deaths popularized by people with stocks in Tobacco usually involve some DIY vape juice with THC or some other foreign element
@@alldayagain Its only been recently notice that vaping causes great harm over long time too. Lots of deaths linked to it too. Its a lot of things, but healthy ain't one of them. Its also not relevant wherever cigarettes are more healthy or not. That's like trying to say that chewing nightshade is less harmful then chewing belladonna. The fact remains not smoking or vaping entirely is a lot more healthy.
I brought up smoking because the clip was Chris defending vaping against smoking Honestly, I don't care either way. Don't smoke and I don't vape. I think putting things in your lungs that aren't air is a bad idea. I just think that it's very suspicious that all of these reports about "Death by vaping" are coming out around the same time and with increasing frequency is suspicious, since there are those who would benefit from removing Vapes (As many use them as an alternative to Tobacco) from the market. Smells of a smear campaign is all. Kinda the same thing happened with Weed in the 60s (Somewhere around there) since it threatened to substitute tobacco for a lot of people.
Brian: "Husbands restaurant"... I've never seen this place before. Is this new? Peter: No, I've been her for thirty years. You just can't see it until you get married
No one: Literally no one: Not a single person on this plane of existence: Random TH-cam channel: uploads full episodes of family guy with more cuts than cells in my body
“Hey who wants to play drink the beer?” “Right here.” gulp “Hey you win!” “Alright, what do i win?” “ANOTHER BEER!” 12:14 ᶜᴸᴵᶠᶠᴼᴿᴰ ᵂᵁᵀ ᴴᴬᵛᴱ ᵀᴴᴱᵞ ᴰᴼᴺᴱ ᵀ ᵁ🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Brian endured Jess for months without complaining to her, but when Brian gets bad she literally tries to kill him🤣🤣🤣🤣 That Clifford part is actually really terrifying.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@brofistbro don't worry about them, they're just a sad Hypocritical Bot that sails over every Family Guy Video looking for arguments, then they simply runs away. Lmao
That Clifford part is actually really terrifying.
So is ur profile
MikeKilla12243 loL
Oh knew that face was familiar so it was Clifford .
No Boo you suck
@@anti808 You're right it is. lol.
Brian endured Jess for months without complaining to her, but when Brian gets bad she literally tries to kill him
Women
Even some of the nicest people I've known turn horrible when they're on their last legs from cancer
@@RaBrando no psychos dipshite bot
@@RaBrando never met a king who gets zero pussy but ig ur the first 🤔
That's part of satire. Couples should communicate not hide pain. In this perticular exaggerated situation both are equally bad.
Clifford with rabies is a terrifying idea. He’d fit right in with the rampage games.
@@JohnGodfrey141 if that elephant was carnivorous and could outrun a car
@@landtrout755 Only thing worse is a horde of sky sharks.
@@landtrout755 I recall that an elephant went crazy once and they had to put it down, when they cut open it's stomach they found a bunch of meat in there but I can't recall if it had actually eaten people or other animals.
@@Legionary219 I am not going to sleep now thanks
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11:23 has got to be one of my favorite moments from these episodes.
Me to it was so funny
🦀
"Giggidy giggidy crabbidy giggidy"
- Crabmire
@@axell15thewispmaster79 Crabmire
@@bando1erito nice!
When I saw Clifford my childhood went straight out my window
It'll be okay. Clifford is fine
they had to make a sound effect for the rabies foam falling on the floor
Same
Don't worry, that wasn't the real one, that was a clone 🤓👍
Poor Clifford. He got bitten by a racoon.
I love how no one acknowledges that there is a dog marrying a woman
I have the game big smoke is funny
They also don't realize every woman Brian slept with is a furry
Butt
Karlaloveskaty Alvarez he dies
Rhode Island is in Britain?!?
12:14 ᶜᴸᴵᶠᶠᴼᴿᴰ ᵂᵁᵀ ᴴᴬᵛᴱ ᵀᴴᴱᵞ ᴰᴼᴺᴱ ᵀ ᵁ
How u do that
He ate a kid
12:13 bruh
Lmao
Music begins to- *YOU ALSO EAT A KID*
That boomerang part broke me, I'm still laughing now
*Legends say NitroFox is still laughing to this day.*
@@iwillneverbeasaint He must have some good lungs
How would that even work in real life lmao
Same, I actually didn’t expect that😂
@@iwillneverbeasaint yes
"If you kill me the internet is gonna freak out" I mean he's not wrong 😂
I was looking before commenting...😄😄. But yeah, he definitely broke the 4th wall.
Yea because without he is, the show are out of jokes
I know that Jess was written to be disgusting, but I actually kind of happy to see her enjoying even the smallest parts of her life she could get back. Flatulence and eating whatever you want instead of whatever you can hope to keep down. I don't have much experience with cancer save for my mother losing her best friend to some kind of lower body cancer and the last time we saw her she'd lost so much weight and started smoking weed just to feel hungry to eat, and I'm sad that Jess's new lust for life was parodied in such a way, I dunno.
completely agreed
Brian never really loved her. Sad sad.
jesus fucking crist how long did you have to make this comment
She's dating a dog and this is what irked you numbnut 🤦
All the characters have their flaws, Brian is afraid of commitment unless it makes him look good and that’s exactly why quagmire hates him. Quagmire knows his flaws and doesn’t care, we all know why quagmire sucks. Apparently she also tried to kill him though so…
DOES ANYBODY HERE SPEAK OLD DUDE?
Yeah GET OFF MY LAWN
Hey is Bernie Sanders here bothering you?
Kai The Gamer Yes please help!
Kai The Gamer. Strange name.
Golly!
1:10 Anyone remember this quote from Brian: "I LOOOOOOVE CHOCOLATE! I can't eat it, because it makes me fat, but it's SOOOOOO GOOD!"
Then he realized that he was poisoned and died right there
@@Lanesra62905 you’re thinking of a different episode
I remember, but it was said in a cutaway where Peter was imagining what Brian might be like if he were neutered.
Wasn’t that from Bojack Horseman? With the background dogs at the grocery store? Episode 2? With the Navy Seal and the muffins?
@@HyenaPaint No, it's Family Guy.
Brian wasn't lying about the internet freaking out if he dies 😂
LMAO
True
666 likes!!! 😈😈😈
Neither did peter
The fact that when Peter heard that Brian was getting euthanized and he immediately went to save Brian shows how much Peter cares about Brian in this episode
“ smoking is for losers, vaping is for douchebags “ 💀💀
“Awww I wanna be a douchebag 🥺”
“By the power bottom vested in me.” Lmao.
Clifford with rabies. This series can ruin anyone’s childhood.
Ik
Pikachu with rabies:/
Nah bro sex ruined my childhood
@@milky_4446 hmm let me guess ur gf pulled a Thanos on u
Bitch I am a girl
gigity crabbity giggity 11:20
Ayyyyy I found it
giggity giggity crabbity giggity
i secretly wondered who she was afraid of
This is the second most terrifying part in the episode
I died🤣
“Hey who wants to play drink the beer?”
“Right here.”
*gulp*
“Hey you win!”
“Alright, what do i win?”
“ANOTHER BEER!”
LMAO
I like how they treat Brian like just another human 90% of the time
People also pretend to treat real humans like humans as well
I thought that since Jess was married to Brian, she’d be Jess Griffin
YouCube26 The OK Cuber some people choose to keep their last names the way it is, and I think I may do the same.
She's fucking a talking dog, and *that's* where your suspence of belief ends.
Not everyone changes their last name when they marry. I didn’t change my last name.
@@Ronin.Samurai I think you should have done that
@@aiden6606 why? There is no point nor reason to change my last name. It’s fine as is.
Oh my god I’ve been waiting for a stranger things joke😂😂 for years now!- 10:41
Fortnite
Fortnite
I suck dick because the fuck ?? Fortnite fucking dead ?? I play gta 5
superEDWINx same with you??
@@anthonylawrence5538 ummm okey?
"At least vaping is healthy"
Oh boy...
Not healthy, but better than cigarettes
The deaths popularized by people with stocks in Tobacco usually involve some DIY vape juice with THC or some other foreign element
@@alldayagain
Its only been recently notice that vaping causes great harm over long time too.
Lots of deaths linked to it too.
Its a lot of things, but healthy ain't one of them.
Its also not relevant wherever cigarettes are more healthy or not.
That's like trying to say that chewing nightshade is less harmful then chewing belladonna.
The fact remains not smoking or vaping entirely is a lot more healthy.
I brought up smoking because the clip was Chris defending vaping against smoking
Honestly, I don't care either way. Don't smoke and I don't vape. I think putting things in your lungs that aren't air is a bad idea.
I just think that it's very suspicious that all of these reports about "Death by vaping" are coming out around the same time and with increasing frequency is suspicious, since there are those who would benefit from removing Vapes (As many use them as an alternative to Tobacco) from the market. Smells of a smear campaign is all. Kinda the same thing happened with Weed in the 60s (Somewhere around there) since it threatened to substitute tobacco for a lot of people.
@@jefthereaper vape = vapor
it's just as bad, but it's more subtle.
At 10:30 the running into them completely stopping and somber music as Peter says: "But sadly the water was too shallow" actually murdered me 🤣🤣🤣
Peter throwing the boomerang was the funniest thing ever.
Brian could've just used Stewie's time machine to kill Jess after the wedding.
Pssst ya got likes
Or just not marry her.
Who in the hell edited this? A drunk truck driver prone to black outs?
You're giving it too much credit.
Blacked out 6 year old on an Ipad
cainster trying to be funny
He took a muscle relaxant before that
cainster think you’ll find he same guy edits all the family guy and related videos for TH-cam
In Russia we don't throw boomerang, boomerang throw you.
Ha.
😐😐😐
Gay
Great joke I love it
must be confused with australia
Man, there was no dialogue from Meg in this entire video until the last second, and even then it was cut off.
That makes me laugh more than it should.
14:10 is a reference to when Brian was ran over by a car and every fan was pissed
Just gonna say, rabid Clifford as a concept is fucking terrifying.
I think it’s terrifying enough thinking about what it’d be like cleaning up after him if you know what I mean.
@@KeatonGravesAh yes thats more terrifying than a dog the size of a truck going rabid
@@PowersUprising I mean that’s pretty much what Cerberus and Fenrir are like
Thumbnail is at 12:11
*Clifford wat did they done to u*
Wonder what Clifford did to get there
@@flowerboi4794 idk
He ate a kid
Has anyone seen new dying light 2 demo gameplay yet
Thank you
The boomerang thing made me fall on the floor, WHY did she become fat after cancer but why
Because cancer lives off u, so u become skinny, she was obviously a heavy eater before cancer
@@hush6149 you right but how I get 173 likes? Bots?
HunterDeadguy bro Thats has nothing...Yes bots
TopHatDemon TDM chemotherapy also kills your appetite
@@hush6149 it's actually the chemo that makes you lose your appetite, so a lot of cancer patients end up losing weight from not eating very much.
13.9 the way stewie was slowly opening his eyes 😂😂
1:57 When you skip a cutscene
For anyone who's wondering this from the episode "Married with cancer" S17 E1
Keara Quinn
You’re the real hero.
Thanks, the editing is shit and super annoying
Keara Quinn E2
legend
I like how the editing made it look like peter knew what euthanized meant
That cut skipped one of the best jokes this episode
Its nice that peter actually went to save brian
I thought he was on his way to the library to look up "euthanized."
11:28 was so freaking funny
Brian: "Husbands restaurant"... I've never seen this place before. Is this new?
Peter: No, I've been her for thirty years. You just can't see it until you get married
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
Ghost: exists
Quagmire: I'm about end this girl's whole career
Owen Khonsel LMAO😂
11:23 crab quagmire had me rolling!!😂🤣👏👍
XD
Crabmire
13:00 the Chris and Stewie locking lips part/reaction had me dead 😂😂😂😂!!!!
0:09 lol this has gotta be a top tier family guy line.
That boomerang joke is one of my favorite jokes from anything ever . It’s so stupid and so perfect in its own cartoon logic way
13:02 the show when my mom walks in
“By the power bottom vested in me ...” LMAO
aww Peter Learned what euthanized means.. he's grown so much since that first larry and steve episode
Title : *Brian gets married*
Thumbnail : *Shows Brian in a cage next to a rabid Red Clifford*
"I can't throw a boomerang but at least I don't have cancer like your girlfriend" Quality writing that
Why didn't you skip the gay part but u skipped the husband club
wow so ur saying u hate gay people?
@@liberationwasalie2982 stfu sjw
Eh I still support gays and other sexualities
U homophobes *:V*
Sadi ッ
Never and yet my username is a joke anyways
StopMotion Genius snowflake
The Laughing scene killed me😂😂😂
“A phone? You mean one of your government tracking devices?” 😂
How else are they gonna solve murders?
11:20
Truly the most terrifying thing in all of history
Quagmire..
I am late but for people who couldn't hear the clifford (giant red dog) clearly:
*"Did you also ate a kid?"*
7:50 why does that look like something out of ASDF movie
Fr
OMFG so true
Lol cuz its an actual clip from the 1st season
That being a good thing or a bad thing
Tyler Pancake b o t h
This has more cuts than an emo convention
I can approve, I'm the emo
@sageispan I didn’t know there were emo weebs, no offense 😂
Brian should have called nine-one-one instead of trying to Google the Heimlich maneuver on his smartphone
she would have died anyways. they dont get there fast enough
@@mobamba4282 they usually give instructions over the phone
@@marvinthemaniac7698 oh
@@mobamba4282 I know this because I used to binge watch this old TV show called Rescue 911.
@@marvinthemaniac7698 he didn't think through, he was under pressure
Everybody is talking about Brian and Clifford, but why the fuck is no one talking about Chris and Stewie 😂😂 I fucking wheezed like a mf
13:42 The "HOOAHH!" Always Gets Me XD
11:20 i Cant Stop laughing 😂😂😂
Gitty gitty crab gitty
Lol
The Demogorgon part cracked me up.
12:14 WARNING: Do Not Family Guy. It can ruin your favorite childhood shows. You have been warned
Really
That demogorgon fart scene got me 😂
I love how this video just kinda breaks down for a while after 9 and a half minutes
Good to see Brian and Quagmire get along
No one:
Literally no one:
Not a single person on this plane of existence:
Random TH-cam channel: uploads full episodes of family guy with more cuts than cells in my body
Lyrical ha.
Laughed really hard we're the ring woman ran from quagmire
Thanks for cutting all the good parts out
I seen this, I love the part when Clifford the dog says how he gets in the pound "you also eat a kid?"
10:06 isnt that black guy on the couch from jimmy neutron?
1. The person on jimmy nuetron was a girl 2. Your hilarious
No its hardstop lucas
@@thegaminggecko6850 you're
Never thought I’d see Quagmire to something nice to Brian
Maybe since he saw the fact that Brian was going to Marry a girl with cancer who is about to die he had a change of heart about Brian
0:41 that was legendary lmao 😂😂😂😂😂
"Never told *You* that I can't throw a boomerang, but it's true."
-Peter Griffin
1:36
“Hey who wants to play drink the beer?”
“Right here.”
gulp
“Hey you win!”
“Alright, what do i win?”
“ANOTHER BEER!” 12:14 ᶜᴸᴵᶠᶠᴼᴿᴰ ᵂᵁᵀ ᴴᴬᵛᴱ ᵀᴴᴱᵞ ᴰᴼᴺᴱ ᵀ ᵁ🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Brian endured Jess for months without complaining to her, but when Brian gets bad she literally tries to kill him🤣🤣🤣🤣
That Clifford part is actually really terrifying.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jess and Brian are cute!❤️
The thumbnail of Clifford the Big Red Dog is what I came here.
if you kill me then then the internet is gonna freak out Lmfao
david white true
@@K75-d5n thanks
Brain:don’t ruin this for me I really like her
Peter:*literally ruins it*
Me:YOU HAD ONE JOB PETER AND YOU MESSED IT UP!
The boomerang part at 1:40 is a near-perfect loop.
Lumpy and smells like....cuts off lmao 😂🤭🤣🤣
Y is the demogorgon in there
O no campers to kill will
Facts wtf😂
Possibly to kill will byers
who clicked bec of the thumbnail??
judeluv3 here second i saw clifford i clicked it
I saw Clifford and clicked. I admit it.
Yup
Me and I regret it
When quagmire said another beer got me
A dog gets married before I even get a boyfriend😭😭
Its amazing how a laugh an annoying laugh will make you wanna slap the hell outta someone😂
That McDonald’s joke was gold
Something about seeing Clifford with rabies really scares me.
A giant dog the size of the house with rabies would scare any reasonable person
@@lulolie I guess most of us are reasonable then
(5:42) that black cat is so adorable doing that!🥰😍😶😶😊
pls remove the pfp
@@TND12gotta get off the internet pally, we are everywhere. Don't tell me what to do
@brofistbro don't worry about them, they're just a sad Hypocritical Bot that sails over every Family Guy Video looking for arguments, then they simply runs away. Lmao
Let’s just acknowledge that Brian is a dog for a second.
Title:Bryan gets married
Makes 15minute video
Brian- “it’s my vet” 😂😂
Brian:if you kill me the internets gonna freak out
Me:😂😂😂😂stop breaking the 4th wall
Me: QUIT CALLING THE FANDOM OUT
10:28 “I was just fine… I landed on Bryce”
I find it funny that Brian got married in a church yet he is an Atheist
If she did not have cancer, she would not marry Brian.
If a dog can get married the I can get a girlfriend
I felt that
gud joke
No you can't
Did you get one yet? 🙃
@@WolfTrot she died from cocaine overdose
Her: I like your family
Her 50 milliseconds later: * dies *
You cut out the funniest part where peter goes to a dictionary to find the meaning of the word euthanized
1:57 When you skip a cutscene🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Broo 😂😂😂