It's a gruel world out there. Editor: Vinnysuperg123 @vinnysuperg123 Originally streamed on March 4th, 2023. Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
@@keaton5101 he'd break his back after the third day max and the only reason he'd survive is because the manor lord would ride by and find the way jerma would lie in the mud family guy style funny and make him the court jester... now that he would microsoft excel at
Ten years from now I'll be walking into a pet store, find some parrot talking like Mr Satan and making algorithm sorting noises, and now I'll know it'll be the reincarnation of Jerma.
33:41 "Is the bar open? No it isn't." At 5pm. So many people waiting for their meals and drinks after a hard days work. Jeremy you are failing your community with your unreliability and bad work ethic.
@@ianalvord3903 are you kidding me? With. And you CAN NOT order it without - its not an option its his tavern so you have to eat it his way otherwise youre being rude
I miss the pet beaver he had that he would start getting rampantly angry with because it kept on chewing on his cables and his desk. anyone else remember the clip where you see his webcam incline slowly before the whole thing fucking crashes because the beaver chewed through his desk legs? right after he did Beaver Boxing and the beaver mauled a squirrel live on stream it kinda just disappeared.
When Jerma was asked to name what he last ate, he knew he couldn't talk about his victims ground up fingers, so he defaulted to talking about oatmeal again.
It's so wholesome that our favorite alien streamer has moved on from cutting humans open to study them to branching out and experiencing parts of human culture like baking. Just shows you how much he's grown since he first came to earth with nothing but the clothes he had on and his giant meat grinder.
I struggle with the texture of meat most of the time, so a more done steak means I will probably actually eat most of it. I also am hella paranoid cooking chicken and usually end up overcooking it, too. For some reason also, when I cook chicken, I just do not vibe with it. I get too paranoid about it being undercooked or fucked up and just don't eat it. That also might stem from me working in the meat department at a grocery store and just the smell of raw meat just made me very grossed out to this day. But like if I don't have to cook the chicken then I usually can enjoy it, cause I don't have to experience icky raw chicken. Just comes down to weird textures and smells.
12:23 i right away happily thought “autism moment” because i operate like that when it comes to food and then immediately came the “you have the palate of a 10 year old” and i deflated
episode one he tries to make brownies but an egg shell falls into the bowl so he freaks out and ends the episode. episode two and onwards is just different variations on gruel.
Jerma has a weird obsession with working men. He absolutely loves doctors and pictures what a wonderful date with one would be but gets absolutely terrified by chefs
When i said amusement park at the same time as Jerma i got so happy but now I'm left with the phantom limb of the dead rising game we never got. Just left to imagine the themed locations, rollercoasters, go karts, a psychopath encounter that's like the convicts in the first game but it's clowns in a clown car. God damn it
12:10 Just last week, my parents took us to Red Robin as a homage to their first date in 1993. My mom was pretty disappointed that the place had stopped selling French onion soup.
(leaving this comment for me when I innevitably return to this video fully prepared to spend half an hour trying to figure out what game it is) the game is Travellers Rest EDIT : fuck its literally in the thumbnail.
The thing about meal-based foods is they're the most basic form of subsistence, and especially with gruel it's so fuckin easy to get tired of it, it's not just oatmeal it's worse oatmeal.
Jerma has strong medieval peasant energy what with his love of gruel and his excitement for harvesting season
Bred to work 😞
It's almost harvesting season!
@@TheLoaKai Less talking, More raiding!
he would do better as a peasant than the actual medieval peasants
@@keaton5101 he'd break his back after the third day max and the only reason he'd survive is because the manor lord would ride by and find the way jerma would lie in the mud family guy style funny and make him the court jester... now that he would microsoft excel at
Ten years from now I'll be walking into a pet store, find some parrot talking like Mr Satan and making algorithm sorting noises, and now I'll know it'll be the reincarnation of Jerma.
10 years inside his prison will finally cause him to do another cat boy stream
I'm just imagining everyone minding their own business and then have the silence broken by a single "Goh'Khu"
@@iceiceparis6924 10 years in the joint
@@domii2098 made him a fucking cat boy
@@iceiceparis6924 Bring that shit Jerma
The highlight of being a bird for him is being able to make weird noises without being judged, *not flying.*
Everyone's got their own idea of freedom
"Im gonna show meat on camera" I have never alt tabbed so fast in my life
to this tab or away from it?
zerked off
@@kell_0741definitely one of the ones who leaned in when he talked about not wearing underwear
Groggy Gary is like the modern day Santa Claus, he just keeps coming back
Groggy Gary’s Grand Gifting Gala
i wish he wouldn't swear so much im watching with my ww2 great grandad who's racist and tries to shoot at my japanese neighbours
@@redmist6630 Hi, Bobby Hill
@@redmist6630 does he know about the horror or not yet?
only ultrakill "we were there"s would know the true lore
33:41 "Is the bar open? No it isn't." At 5pm. So many people waiting for their meals and drinks after a hard days work. Jeremy you are failing your community with your unreliability and bad work ethic.
Guys look! He's selling gruel, 5 stars!
And he attacks and drives out anyone who dares to be mildly annoyed
I think 8:40 reallly drives the final nail in the "demonic presence trying to escape it's Bostonian flesh prison" coffin.
So sad that the gugada is not in this game
The demonic presence is Perry the Platypus
the man played Bleed by Meshuggah with his throat
hearing jerma say how excited he is for planting veggies and baking like... good for u bro, i love that
game is Travellers Rest, for those who didn't notice the thumbnail like me
Thank you
0:45 this man would go BANANAS over hotel continental breakfast
the fact that jerma resisted the urge to vent about how he wanted to eat the corpses was so nice. he's really trying to fit in 🤗🤗
He resisted the urge to vent????!????
vent??? sus vent sus guy venting sus vent sus?? sus guy??
you can almost SMELL the grill he wants to put them on
His programming is getting better. I can't wait for fully autonomous Andy
He is almost developed into a full human.
Gruel is oatmeal cooked with more water so it's more watery. Grog is rum mixed with water.
and people say jerma isn't an educational streamer!
jerma is such a watery william
To him, gruel is just BEETLES and BUGS that he eats...
i dont know how to explain it but jerma is someone i think WOULD be serving gruel in a tavern - its just so him
With or without mayo?
@@ianalvord3903 are you kidding me? With. And you CAN NOT order it without - its not an option its his tavern so you have to eat it his way otherwise youre being rude
Remember when Jerma had entire streams where all he did was comb his moustache and talk about stuff? I miss those days
he still does those weekly but always forgets to turn on the stream
@@gremlinman9724 hes fucking insane
I miss the pet beaver he had that he would start getting rampantly angry with because it kept on chewing on his cables and his desk. anyone else remember the clip where you see his webcam incline slowly before the whole thing fucking crashes because the beaver chewed through his desk legs? right after he did Beaver Boxing and the beaver mauled a squirrel live on stream it kinda just disappeared.
He actually still does them though only for his biggest fans who take the time to stand in front of his windows constantly
Miss deez
8:36 i will never get tired of the guggita
The chill vibe of this stream makes me want some nice warm green tea
oh, but when jerma talks about inhaling coffee fumes all day and devouring gruel he’s weird?!
@@aeiou901 I intake jerma like an addict my guy
it’s time for gruel (hamburger helper)
When Jerma was asked to name what he last ate, he knew he couldn't talk about his victims ground up fingers, so he defaulted to talking about oatmeal again.
I love how he has to try to replicate the sound of ice falling in order to communicate the experience of a soda from a cooler.
I'm going to have to rewatch this 400 times to tide me over until the next stream
Jerma has caught old man gardeneritus, which Ive been afflicted with since I was 12. Best of luck. Its debilitating
I’m watching this while eating the Elbertsons Egg Salad Family Recipe. I wanted to get the entire gruel experience
This is the most boomer he has ever been.
Brisk Ice Tea is the quenchiest drink when youve been out in real heat for multiple hours
It's so wholesome that our favorite alien streamer has moved on from cutting humans open to study them to branching out and experiencing parts of human culture like baking. Just shows you how much he's grown since he first came to earth with nothing but the clothes he had on and his giant meat grinder.
groggy gary grew a gruel of greater goods than groggy gery's grinder gamy goods
The greedy grueler
you know jerma is enjoying a game when you can skip around a 40 minute highlight video and he's not doing a single off topic bit
Jerma talks about the bird watching stream like a teacher with a field trip
Actually so impressed with his Ron Swanson impression
it was impressively mid for sure, but somehow that made it funnier
32:30
He tries so hard to do a Spongebob, misses the mark and does a pitch-perfect Principal Goodvibes from Billy and Mandy.
5:10 Can confirm. Turned 23 and now look forward to cutting the lawn each week
I very much enjoy this video thank you Mr. Jerma
I imagining that it´s the game character talking to himself while at work, rambling about what season he likes and answering questions no one asked XD
that’s just my dad
I struggle with the texture of meat most of the time, so a more done steak means I will probably actually eat most of it. I also am hella paranoid cooking chicken and usually end up overcooking it, too. For some reason also, when I cook chicken, I just do not vibe with it. I get too paranoid about it being undercooked or fucked up and just don't eat it. That also might stem from me working in the meat department at a grocery store and just the smell of raw meat just made me very grossed out to this day. But like if I don't have to cook the chicken then I usually can enjoy it, cause I don't have to experience icky raw chicken. Just comes down to weird textures and smells.
You should start to sous vide stuff maybe. You can get it cooked to the EXACT temperature you want and then just sear it
it sounds like it might be easier for you if you just stopped eating meat tbh
Thanks for reminding me to put my lazy grull in a fridge for the morning 😊
12:23 i right away happily thought “autism moment” because i operate like that when it comes to food and then immediately came the “you have the palate of a 10 year old” and i deflated
that brisk iced tea rant was the one of the least unhinged things he's said in a while
The brisk take was so spot on that's actually crazy
I like how TH-cam thinks this game is Stardew Valley in the descriptions
jerma is going through his mom arc
13:45 jerma has a bad dream while fully awake and streaming
best gruel in town would be a great ad for the week your resteraunt remained in business
16:30 Customer on the left just made a Blind Guardian reference. Nice.
I had a dream once that JERMA was an amputee.
The J.E.R.M.A Program
the sick irony
What did he have amputated?
one of his failed clones invaded your dream
@@peepo2560 his feeding tendril 💔
2:35 is an SSS tier joke
Jerma would be a sea sponge (spinch boob)
Jerma's bird sounds upset my dog
Are we finally going to see Jeremy's secret pancake recipe?
It's people.
@@gabe1298 He was breaking a lot of egg shaped heads with 50. during that bit...
well first you get two eggs
then a little bit of buttah
shit the flour killed me
Jerma stream to relax/study to
Need the Jerma food podcast ASAP.
episode one he tries to make brownies but an egg shell falls into the bowl so he freaks out and ends the episode. episode two and onwards is just different variations on gruel.
i like how the youtube algorithm thinks this is stardew
gus simulator
This was a grueling experience
Jerma's bizarre fusion of a SpongeBob voice and a Paul Lynde voice might just stick with me forever
It’s great the description has Stardew Valley as the game played 😂
He is so crazy
18:21 I don't even drink coffee, and I completely agree
Jerma is the most advanced AI we have today
Not enough gruel in this stream
this was such a wholesome one to watch
At least it ain't Steve's seed n' feed.
Formerly Chuck's.
0:43 where I work we actually do have orange juice on draft and usually it comes out cold but sometimes it’s like room temperature and gross
Corn-Craving Clarence
Cant wait until some insanely talented artist animates the kitchen craziness story
THE GAME TAG IS STARDEW VALLEY AHSBXGGDVD
I couldn't agree more about the Brisk iced tea
lawncare is his fidget toy
DO NOT EAT THIS RESTARAUNTS BLUE RARE STEAK!!! Last night I was feeling some pain in my chest, then this SNAKE THING exploded out of it!!!
The Bigfoot stream MUST HAPPEN
Jerma has a weird obsession with working men. He absolutely loves doctors and pictures what a wonderful date with one would be but gets absolutely terrified by chefs
Oh and doesn’t he want to be a barista? Or something along those lines? I remember something with a barista
He LOVES doctors. Remember the bugs incident?
@@redbuck1385 yeah thats what i mentioned?
1:19 made me flinch. I had flashbacks to the "What is a GILF?" incident
grool
TH-cam seems to think this is Stardew Valley
I would love another baking stream
When i said amusement park at the same time as Jerma i got so happy but now I'm left with the phantom limb of the dead rising game we never got. Just left to imagine the themed locations, rollercoasters, go karts, a psychopath encounter that's like the convicts in the first game but it's clowns in a clown car. God damn it
Jerma's SpongeBob voice sounds like the ai trying to do the SpongeBob voice.
12:10 Just last week, my parents took us to Red Robin as a homage to their first date in 1993. My mom was pretty disappointed that the place had stopped selling French onion soup.
MEDIUM TO MEDIUM RARE???? just put the cow on fire at this point
Bro I stg jerma manifested my soul into his brain with 90% of these takes
This man goes everywhere with a bucket of rotten tomatoes
Gary :)
8:40 is such a jerma
Me listening to this working in my garden
LETS GOOO NEW JERMA UPLOATTT DD
!!!
32:59 WE were the voices in jermas head all along.
jerma talking about how much he enjoys cutting grass is me playing botw, doing nothing but cutting grass and bushes for 20 minutes straight
Jeremy's Byeah Bakery
(leaving this comment for me when I innevitably return to this video fully prepared to spend half an hour trying to figure out what game it is) the game is Travellers Rest
EDIT : fuck its literally in the thumbnail.
I wanna get closer to the world with brownies
Gruel is love, gruel is life.
hes so right about the brisk tho, i agree word for word
13:23 yeah😊
The thing about meal-based foods is they're the most basic form of subsistence, and especially with gruel it's so fuckin easy to get tired of it, it's not just oatmeal it's worse oatmeal.
Best gruel in town you're gonna get so gueled you'd hope you never went to Groggy Gary's Guel Cave
I love how Jerma made Brian_F lol
this is a certified classic
balls
balls
gruel doesn't sound like a word anymore
6:58 I think the best answer would be a gorilla or another ape or some kind if you want to attempt to function in the world and still be intelligent.