Lockdown 23and1 shank 4 a hunnybun!!? Erbodyz got that funky look on their mug. Sumbody asks. YOU eating that gross looking stewed tomatoes n okra. red ocra n green tomatoes n with that same nasty face. Erbodyz sayin. Yep!!! I'm eatin it! Hello I ate stompt bread co found n stompt n the floor. I blew that shit off n squeezed sum PB on it n chowed Da Phuk out. yep I'm grimy too. I love y'all man
I bet those turkey patties taste like the Flanders hamburgers you can get at Walmart. Here's a link. Cheap but I love em.. www.walmart.com/ip/Flanders-Beef-Patties-4-Lbs/28167663
I had a celly once who on his first night was asleep at dinner time. The guard would go cell to cell dropping off trays then 30 minutes later they would pick them up. I don't know what came over me but I ate his whole tray instead of waking him up. Didn't talk to him till next morning when he woke me up for breakfast. He asked me if we only get fed twice a day and I told him "yeah, breakfast & lunch". I ate his dinner trays for a good week and a half until he got released. I felt bad but I was in too deep. I had to. Hahaha he slept right through dinner every night.
I was in the shower when trays came up and by the time I got out I had no tray... no one owned up to it so I flipped and called the whole range a buncha fuckin goofs and realized I fucked up when four dudes jumped up. Live and learn.
@@matthewklahn7523. Exactly what I was thinking what happens when he's up or asks someone else or wakes up from the carts and keys tray slots opening and closing just don't see it
Lmao this was a good one, already a classic. Death taking bites of burgers then putting them back on to the treys haha & loading his waist band up w/ patties haha you are wild bro.. & as for the dead guy, it is fair game in the pen. I would have done so too and any other inmate would have to & the dead guy being an inmate himself would have wanted someone anyone to take whatever he left behind , that's just the ways of the pen. Rip to him & thanks for the content death . Keep up the good work.
Funny as shit man... brings back memories...My first night in county after signing for 10 years, my cellies tell me the guy who was sleeping here last night died pushing the emergency button calling for help that never came. There was a bag of chips under the metal desk that must have been his.... you're not alone...I ate the chips...lol
no worries homie everyone has done dirt and people CHANGE. if they want to and you did for sure. i malmost 4 months clean and your vids helped me alot. thats so sad about your brother.... be easy man
Depends on the person I guess but, the dead mans orange thing? When its my time to go I hope people make use of my things, I don't need them anymore I would like people to enjoy them. If I was dead and someone, especially a friend ate my orange? I hope it tastes great!
@LIQUID FX I know this is a year old, but I laughed way harder than I expected reading this, then to your reply below of "that changes nothing" almost made me pass out, Why the hell is this so funny to me?! Thanks for the laugh!!🤣
Good stories Death! No shame with the grime game back in the day. We all did stuff we wouldnt do now for sure. But they are entertaining as hell!. Used to beat the drive through just like your patty game with the trays lol
Yo brother watching your channel everyday keeps My ass laughing and smiling . And I remember watching the episode where you stole the jalepenos and the 2 liter of coffee you dropped that shit right in front of the COs
Would be cool if you found someone that was a prisoner while one of those reality TV shows showed up (like scared straight or similar) Interested to hear how that all goes down from an inmates point of view.
What's up from NYC bro....did most of my 20s in Nassau county jail here on long island....I did prob over 20 county bids everything from 60 days to back to back bullets....fuck that way of living. Got a union job and NEVER looked back!!!
Hey Lockdown, I didn't mean to seem like I was judging you on an earlier post. I really think you would make a great public speaker which is why I commented on some of your "choice" words. I am glad you are a Christian. I ain't gonna lie though, you had me laughing in tears. You are animated and articulate, you never know, You might just make a good preacher.
I used to pull that same move selling trays at Franklin ci....go to chow w a hairnet in my pocket....get a tray....eat the first....get up...bang the tray.....slide the hairnet on and start wiping tables until the next dorm came thru.....hairnet off....back in line....and sell a few trays that way....four dorms in the quad....used to kill em like that sometimes....lol.
Keep on keeping on bro doesn't matter what you did in prison, your a changed man now, we all did stuff in prison that we would never do outside. It's the nature of the beast brother
Yo bro, I ran into your channel a couple weeks ago and I just been binging ever since. I pop the Bluetooth on at work and just be listening to all the stories and interviews. The show is amazing! It's crazy how times have changed and now you can see these stories that some of us have lived. I did some time when i was younger but I'm a new man now. I'm from Jersey and did time in a youth prison. Anyways the channel is great bro, keep doing your thing.
You're an awesome dude, bro. Today is you. Yesterday is funny though. I'm a tell ya though, if I did a bid 20 years ago and got a bit patty on my tray and the guard didn't get me a new one, I'd still be mad about that one to this day! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 just playing haaaaaa oh damn. I'm dying on that. Srg! I didn't get my cookie LMAO
I wrote a love letter from One inmate to another one time.. I also used to fill out sick calls and put other people's names on them and your imagination can run with some of the things that I'd write on it
your channel completes my day u keep it real,awesome personality,wonderful wife...ill be your biggest fan forever!😍😍thanks for the laughs,your one of a kind for sure!😂😂😂😂
You're funny as hell, VERY entertaining. Glad you broke the code about making decent money without being a wage slave or robbing. Please accept this advice with the good will that it's offered. Please MAKE SURE you're dotting all the eyes and crossing all the tees as far as your business goes. Sales taxes, permits, blahblahblah. Keep in mind that I'm not trying to insult your intelligence, I don't know what you know or don't know. Gotta say it's pretty clever to take that chicken shit of an experience and make chicken salad of it. Hats off to you.
I hear you about not being the same person! I was once young and reckless myself, it’s crazy how with age, experience, or children your mindset completely changes. Love my babies🥰
I stayed beatin the deuce until i got smart and started working the kitchen breakfast lunch dinner every single day faithfully. And came to hustle trays or loaves bread jars or pans of food. Had a way to sneak it back to the dorm. Man i was cold. It was clockwork. I never had to make store ever again. The store came to me real talk. Did my time very easy. Had cigarettes. joints. Got to use cell phones from dorm mates for free just by hustling the kitchen food
Salute from sweden, ive missed this one. But man did i laugh my ass off when u told about them bite marks on the pattys hahahaha !! i used to do it as a kid with candy, put one in your mouth and spit it right back in the bag. FKn sweet savage ha ^^ happy new year dudes, love from Scandinavia!
Ryan Stall"" you know that dead mans ghost was standing there watching him eating his orange thinking ""you better be glad i"n dead or i would be beating you ass!!!"lol
Death, I used to go through the line twice in boot camp with different companys from mine... They didn't know who was in what compay so I'd just jump back in line after formation got relieved before heading back too my barracks. Lol Navy Bootcamp...
IDK if yall remember a cartoon called Recess from back in the day, but there was a character named TJ Detweiler, and he was the kid that would pull pranks, and get outta any situation and sort of a trickster, Death reminds me of this character lol.
He's really good at controlling it. Much respect because it's not easy. I was always taught that intelligent people do not cuss on a regular & it shows that your vocabulary is weak. He's always pretty much family friendly and it's commendable.
Those are funny stories! I have a friend who had to do weekend lockups for assault. It was just a medium security facility, but he said the worst thing was having to smell other inmates farts, which was constantly. He said they smelled mostly like rotten eggs.
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Lockdown 23and1 shank 4 a hunnybun!!? Erbodyz got that funky look on their mug. Sumbody asks. YOU eating that gross looking stewed tomatoes n okra. red ocra n green tomatoes n with that same nasty face. Erbodyz sayin. Yep!!! I'm eatin it! Hello I ate stompt bread co found n stompt n the floor. I blew that shit off n squeezed sum PB on it n chowed Da Phuk out. yep I'm grimy too. I love y'all man
I'm at VA BEACH DYING TO MEET U BRO!
I bet those turkey patties taste like the Flanders hamburgers you can get at Walmart. Here's a link. Cheap but I love em..
www.walmart.com/ip/Flanders-Beef-Patties-4-Lbs/28167663
This one was funny as hell man!🔥🔥
"HAD PATTIES AND HOTDOGS SWIMMING ALL AROUND MY WAISTBAND" HAHAHAHA
That was funny people looking at me weird cuz I busted out laughing with headphones 😆
Dude laughed to bahaha
Aint no dog but my dog swimming in my pants lol
Hell naw man!lol ain't trying 2 go2 prison or jail! He-He😛😛😛😛
Yall immature mofos 😂😂😂😂😂
Loved the grimy stories. Lets hear more of "Tales of the Grime". lol
Tales from the Grime Side.
“Dead men tell no tales”.....
And they don’t eat no oranges either!!
Get your vitamin C homey!!! Hahaha
LMAO 🤣😆 GTFOH 😂😆
Omertà
Your emphasis on random words is hilarious! Entertaining vid as always!
Yooo, maybe that's it..., Cuz Death fuckin Hilarious! I feel like he would def be the type of friend I Had OR Have, just down to earth💯💯💯
I had a celly once who on his first night was asleep at dinner time. The guard would go cell to cell dropping off trays then 30 minutes later they would pick them up. I don't know what came over me but I ate his whole tray instead of waking him up. Didn't talk to him till next morning when he woke me up for breakfast. He asked me if we only get fed twice a day and I told him "yeah, breakfast & lunch". I ate his dinner trays for a good week and a half until he got released. I felt bad but I was in too deep. I had to. Hahaha he slept right through dinner every night.
Sad
Too good
Lol.🔥🔥🔥
I was in the shower when trays came up and by the time I got out I had no tray... no one owned up to it so I flipped and called the whole range a buncha fuckin goofs and realized I fucked up when four dudes jumped up. Live and learn.
@@matthewklahn7523. Exactly what I was thinking what happens when he's up or asks someone else or wakes up from the carts and keys tray slots opening and closing just don't see it
Lmao this was a good one, already a classic. Death taking bites of burgers then putting them back on to the treys haha & loading his waist band up w/ patties haha you are wild bro.. & as for the dead guy, it is fair game in the pen. I would have done so too and any other inmate would have to & the dead guy being an inmate himself would have wanted someone anyone to take whatever he left behind , that's just the ways of the pen. Rip to him & thanks for the content death . Keep up the good work.
Lmao. No judgement. Funny as hell. I was dying thinking of those weekenders with no food. Hahaha
Joe Max Fpv so funny
I'd die if I get a Patty with a perfect bite mark in it LMAO 😂 🤣
By far and away the best prison channel. Keep it up dude! 🇬🇧
Funny as shit man... brings back memories...My first night in county after signing for 10 years, my cellies tell me the guy who was sleeping here last night died pushing the emergency button calling for help that never came. There was a bag of chips under the metal desk that must have been his.... you're not alone...I ate the chips...lol
No judgement here!! That was then, and this is now!! You are a changed man now!! At least you can look back and laugh about it!!
#FACTS 💯💯💯
DEATH U R FUCKIN HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯
It's a fake laugh tho
I know that's right. Now he's got to watch his kids go through it too.
"and their cookies, man I used to devour all their cookies" lmaoooo
Hell yeah I'd eat that orange lol but I don't know about sleeping on a dead man's mat though 😂🤣 😂💀 u crazy as hell boiii😭
Lmfao Silent but deadly farts & blaming that shit on somebody else 😂😂😂😂😂💀 I’m dead
Hey, no judgement man, we all grimy when the situation calls for it. But you're a better man now, and that's what counts!
“Accidental Grimy Shit” = Shit I Did On Purpose But Wasn’t About To Tell On Myself 😂😂😂
"It doesn't meat up" good pun 😁
no worries homie everyone has done dirt and people CHANGE. if they want to and you did for sure. i malmost 4 months clean and your vids helped me alot. thats so sad about your brother.... be easy man
Silent but deadly janks funniest shit ever, and the dead guys orange. Had me rolling bro!
"Gotta be quick like lightning 4 that freaking patty" 🤣 killin me
Death: " you don't even wanna know what I did with them patties man " lmao
Not The Bite Print In The Patty Lmao Hell Naw 😂😂
It's ol'death we been waiting for you today!!!!
man i swear you right on point with this. I did 7 years in louisiana DOC. really enjoying your channel
From the 17th just come home frkm Concordia wya brudda
@@scarface773 from the 8th ward and i josed D.C.I , hunts, and the holiday circle
Damn what prison if you dont mind me asking? Just came home from DOC
“But if I were to guess and im a pretty wise individual “ 👏🏻 lol on point I be like that where not cocky or conceited just speaking facts 🙌🏻💯
OMFG 🤣😂 you are the best story teller! So dang funny.
I use to draw on envelopes of wat people wanted in jail and thats how i made my canteen
Shootin dice and tattoing how I made mine lmfao. I use to do draw stencils up for other artists too 💪💪
I LMFAO on this one chief😂🤣😭
The bites out the patties.......hilarious! 😂 can you imagine checking out your food and there's a big bite out of it.
"I ate a dead mans orange.. is that grimey?" 🤣
Dead man wasn't gonna eat it! Why waste good food
Keep the killer content comin homie!! Much love from NC!!
Depends on the person I guess but, the dead mans orange thing? When its my time to go I hope people make use of my things, I don't need them anymore I would like people to enjoy them. If I was dead and someone, especially a friend ate my orange? I hope it tastes great!
No reason to let good food go to waste.
@LIQUID FX You peel oranges you know?
@LIQUID FX I know this is a year old, but I laughed way harder than I expected reading this, then to your reply below of "that changes nothing" almost made me pass out, Why the hell is this so funny to me?! Thanks for the laugh!!🤣
Hahaha I’m dead, bro these are great I’m dying over here🤣🤣😂😂😂💀💀☠️☠️☠️
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Bestest prison channel right here!
Accidental grimey move 😂 gotta love it
Good stories Death! No shame with the grime game back in the day. We all did stuff we wouldnt do now for sure. But they are entertaining as hell!. Used to beat the drive through just like your patty game with the trays lol
Yo brother watching your channel everyday keeps
My ass laughing and smiling . And I remember watching the episode where you stole the jalepenos and the 2 liter of coffee you dropped that shit right in front of the COs
Thank you brother don’t stop with the content
Make more grimey episodes. You're making me feel more human.
Would be cool if you found someone that was a prisoner while one of those reality TV shows showed up (like scared straight or similar) Interested to hear how that all goes down from an inmates point of view.
OL DEATH this guys on to something!
The way he says "about how I ate a dead man's orANGE" 🌻😂😂😂
Hell ya man drop some more grimey vids! Most of us do some grimey stuff when we're young.
Yesss I’ve been looking forward to hearing more about how you work on the inside!! Lmaoooo really burning all the cell blocks food to snooooze😂😂
You got me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂at 5am in the morning
What's up from NYC bro....did most of my 20s in Nassau county jail here on long island....I did prob over 20 county bids everything from 60 days to back to back bullets....fuck that way of living. Got a union job and NEVER looked back!!!
Love your style dude and what you bring up to the front 😊 keep ‘em coming Hot Stuff😊
WELCOME BACK TO LOCKDOWN 23&1 fooo
Hey Lockdown, I didn't mean to seem like I was judging you on an earlier post. I really think you would make a great public speaker which is why I commented on some of your "choice" words. I am glad you are a Christian. I ain't gonna lie though, you had me laughing in tears. You are animated and articulate, you never know, You might just make a good preacher.
Great episode. I'd love to hear more about old Death.
Good morning 23and1 in tha house woop woops much respecto brotha
My boy was a gangster taking bites out all they Patty’s lmao 😂 stealing all there cookies 🍪 😂😂😂😂
I used to pull that same move selling trays at Franklin ci....go to chow w a hairnet in my pocket....get a tray....eat the first....get up...bang the tray.....slide the hairnet on and start wiping tables until the next dorm came thru.....hairnet off....back in line....and sell a few trays that way....four dorms in the quad....used to kill em like that sometimes....lol.
Your saying "don't judge me" which is correct coz ppl don't know what it's like unless they've been there brother.
Keep on keeping on bro doesn't matter what you did in prison, your a changed man now, we all did stuff in prison that we would never do outside. It's the nature of the beast brother
Yo bro, I ran into your channel a couple weeks ago and I just been binging ever since. I pop the Bluetooth on at work and just be listening to all the stories and interviews. The show is amazing! It's crazy how times have changed and now you can see these stories that some of us have lived. I did some time when i was younger but I'm a new man now. I'm from Jersey and did time in a youth prison. Anyways the channel is great bro, keep doing your thing.
You're an awesome dude, bro. Today is you. Yesterday is funny though. I'm a tell ya though, if I did a bid 20 years ago and got a bit patty on my tray and the guard didn't get me a new one, I'd still be mad about that one to this day! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 just playing haaaaaa oh damn. I'm dying on that. Srg! I didn't get my cookie LMAO
I seen alot of your videos this shit had me rollin i could just picture you doin these shannanigans lmao
I wrote a love letter from One inmate to another one time.. I also used to fill out sick calls and put other people's names on them and your imagination can run with some of the things that I'd write on it
Hahaha real talk on the sick calls
That’s honestly fucked ;)
Hahaha bro u got me laughin hard as hell at 5 am
Ol'Death keeping it real!! Much respect bro.
Lmao. Ol death stealing Turkey patties. That's great.😂😂😂
Love the videos became a highlight of my day actually 😊👍.
your channel completes my day u keep it real,awesome personality,wonderful wife...ill be your biggest fan forever!😍😍thanks for the laughs,your one of a kind for sure!😂😂😂😂
Eating the dead man's orange is definitely grimy Death..Haha! Great jank man.
You're funny as hell, VERY entertaining. Glad you broke the code about making decent money without being a wage slave or robbing. Please accept this advice with the good will that it's offered. Please MAKE SURE you're dotting all the eyes and crossing all the tees as far as your business goes. Sales taxes, permits, blahblahblah. Keep in mind that I'm not trying to insult your intelligence, I don't know what you know or don't know. Gotta say it's pretty clever to take that chicken shit of an experience and make chicken salad of it. Hats off to you.
Shiiid you got regular people fuckin up their businesses and end up owing uncle sam a shit load in taxes
Hahahaha man u had me cracking up that shiit about the taking the bites of the burgers is hella funny
I hear you about not being the same person! I was once young and reckless myself, it’s crazy how with age, experience, or children your mindset completely changes. Love my babies🥰
Amanda Ford that’s dope Amanda, take care of those kids miss💪
Love these vids 💪🏼🤟🏼
Hell yeah more episodes fasho!!!! Also I bet home boy left u those pics, if he wanted them he woulda took them, or threw them out!!!
I stayed beatin the deuce until i got smart and started working the kitchen breakfast lunch dinner every single day faithfully. And came to hustle trays or loaves bread jars or pans of food. Had a way to sneak it back to the dorm. Man i was cold. It was clockwork. I never had to make store ever again. The store came to me real talk. Did my time very easy. Had cigarettes. joints. Got to use cell phones from dorm mates for free just by hustling the kitchen food
I like your being grimmy stories and you get laughing 😆
I really enjoyed this show. Very interesting to me. Sneaky and funny.
Great Vid Death..
Love the video bro !
Salute from sweden, ive missed this one. But man did i laugh my ass off when u told about them bite marks on the pattys hahahaha !! i used to do it as a kid with candy, put one in your mouth and spit it right back in the bag. FKn sweet savage ha ^^ happy new year dudes, love from Scandinavia!
This my favorite video yet bro! 🤣
Love this 23 and 1 period
Bruh you a wild dude 😂😂😂
He said ill buy em AND beat the deuce 💀
My step dad still running Folsom swoll on the full ride. Love your energy sir.
Eating the weekenders food, ma that's the funniest jail story I ever heard lool
Ryan Stall"" you know that dead mans ghost was standing there watching him eating his orange thinking ""you better be glad i"n dead or i would be beating you ass!!!"lol
Death, I used to go through the line twice in boot camp with different companys from mine... They didn't know who was in what compay so I'd just jump back in line after formation got relieved before heading back too my barracks. Lol Navy Bootcamp...
love from Washington STATE!
Right on time for my drive home!!!
IDK if yall remember a cartoon called Recess from back in the day, but there was a character named TJ Detweiler, and he was the kid that would pull pranks, and get outta any situation and sort of a trickster, Death reminds me of this character lol.
Wow after watching for a year and a half this is the first time I heard death swear. Saying the S word what the true MVP. He’s the real Jenk !
He's really good at controlling it. Much respect because it's not easy. I was always taught that intelligent people do not cuss on a regular & it shows that your vocabulary is weak. He's always pretty much family friendly and it's commendable.
Jank Eric jank lol
DIrty dawg . Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣silent but deadly
Gotta be quick like lightning. Lmao 😂
Been waiting for this video title lol
I love this channel. Survival brother
HEY Josh, man U'RE Silly as HELL!!! Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha love YOUR VIDEOS EVERY MORNING!!!,
What kinda seagull is that ???? Taking bites off people's trays 😄🤣 your hilarious
“don’t get off that sidewalk now”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 eating all they weekend meals lmao
Man every time you said “beat the deuce” I thought you were talking about doo-doo. 🤫
😆
What is beat the deuce tho lol
@@julienlomax1990 I was wondering about that myself
@@julienlomax1990 beating the deuce is getting a +1 of something you want, food or otherwise by tricking someone into giving it to you.
We use to talk to the CO while they passed trays through the shute so they wouldn't keep count until we got 8 trays in our 4 man cell
crackin me up with the orange
Dang that thumnail is everything 😂😀
Yo!😂 u real as hell buz 💯💯
So, after all these years, I discover it was YOU who done ate my cookies 🍪 Dayum Death
I ain't gon lie, if I knew you was the trustee and my cookie was missin we would've had to scrap
Those are funny stories! I have a friend who had to do weekend lockups for assault. It was just a medium security facility, but he said the worst thing was having to smell other inmates farts, which was constantly. He said they smelled mostly like rotten eggs.