@@thismightbeviolet "the train station is about a mile from my house, and the average adult man walks at 3 miles per hour, so why is it taking my dad 15 years to come back from the train station?"
Rengoku: it’s not like I’m going to get on a train and get punched through the chest by some demon Me: *flashbacks* yeah *wipes tear out of eyes* like that’s ever going to happen
Rengoku: I was thinking maybe we could maybe try for a baby Me: rengoku, my love...we have a duck child to take care of (yes I do have a pet duck his name is Micheal quackson)
"Would you like to be a mommy?" - Ren "I don't know, would you like to be a daddy?" - me LMFAO (Looking back at this, and staring at my own comment. It makes me cringe)
God i can't stop smiling I love so much Rengoku and my heart melts hearing it I remember crying so much seeing the movie but instead of leaving the love for him i ttold myself that the sun of ours will never die in our heart "Set your heart ablaze"
No one: Literally no one: Not even god itself Rengoku: "It's not like I'm gonna get on a train and a demon will punch a whole through my chest" Me: **cries**
bruh hes so PRECIOUS- but my man really said his future (rengoku-san im sorry for spitting your food out-) bruh he was just like "ohhh uh u just spat da food out-
Naur bruh when I was reading ur comment I was drink fruit punch but then I finished reading when I WAS DRINKING THAT I LAUGHED BUT I FELT THE FRUIT PUNCH IN MY NOSE.
I don't want kids My reasons 1. My mental illness 2. Not financially stable 3. The fear of the pain of childbirth 4. The increase of depression that comes after childbirth But for this man I would risk it all and give him as many babies as his heart desires 🥰
The music in the background is gonna make me cRY STOPPPP I LOVE HIM 😭😭😭😭😭 I'm so not ok- "What did the car say to the cow? Beef beef!" I physically face palmed WHAT A DORK
Kyojuro: It’s gonna be a flaming hot time *looking for approval* Me:Oh god not the puns 4:22 Kyojuro:What did the car say to the cow? BEEF BEEF!!! Beef Beef! Me:Oh god now jokes 4:48 Kyojuro:that was pretty good *laughs* Haha i got you too smirk a bit see see! See! You’re laughing you liked the joke you liked the joke! Me:damn caught red handed
3:45 "like what I'm going to get on a train and a demon will punch a hole in my chest like that will ever happen ...why did I get a bad felling about that?" I KNOW ITS TRUE I AM FROM THE FUTURE I HAVE SEE ITT 😭😭😭
"it's not like I'm gonna get on a train and a demon is going to punch a hole through my chest,.... why did I get a bad feeling about that?" bro this killed me
Rengoku: maybe we should try and have a baby. I mean it's mother's day *sees me spit the food out* Rengoku: was it don't tasty. LIKE THAT'S THE FIRST THINK YOU THINK RENGOKU LIKE YOU JUST SAID MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY AND HAVE A BABY.💀
rengoku:*-brings up the mugen train incident-* me:ah hah... hah... uhh.... very... uhh.. funny... yes uhm very funny rengoku: would you like to be a mommy🥺 *-intence coughing-* me or other people: excuse me wut-
Rengoku: *tells terrible pun* Me: You have 3s to apologize before you end up sleeping on the porch tonight (I don't think couches are a thing at that time...)
Rengoku: "maybe we could try for a baby, it's mother's day after all..'' Me: "Kyojuro no, that's not how mother's day works. that's a bit crass don't you think?" Rengoku: "What were we talking about?..." Me: "Oh my gawd."
Rengoku: *makes a reference to the movie *
Me: … we shall not talk about that
🍩🍩🍩
“It’s not like I’m gonna get on a train and a demon will punch a hole through me” The poor thing doesn’t know what’s coming for him 😭
He just described his entire death right there 😭
@@milkteakunoichi8694 💀✌️
"Why did i get a bad feeling about that" after he said that i said "and you will die smiling" 😭
next thing he knows is he's seeing God and his mother up there
@@CryiiZeref YOU DID NOOOOOOT 😭😭😭😭
As soon as he said “I think we should try to have a baby.” I was like “what? For me to sob when you die?” I ACTUALLY CRIED
I cried as well
I'm with you I can't even watch any of the demon slayer movies just because both of them bring up his death 🔥🥲
when your dad leaves to get milk from the store
@@whimsical_andsilly NO-
@@thismightbeviolet "the train station is about a mile from my house, and the average adult man walks at 3 miles per hour, so why is it taking my dad 15 years to come back from the train station?"
Rengoku: Maybe we could try and have a baby? I mean it's Mother's Day
Me: RENGOKU, That's not how Mother's Day work-
But still 😏..
I swear this boy does not know how these days work
Istg this boy be tripping-
*Boi if u don’t*-
@@artsywillow8005 Ayo 🤨📸
"Was iT nOt tAsTy?" No honey i choked, i died, dead, on the floor, gone
Same here lmao
0:51 I CAN'T WITH THIS 💀
"Aw and you just.. Spat the food out"
I bursted out laughing when I heard this
mans cared more about the food 🗿
@@tanjirokamado3403 well who doesn’t care about food
I played this cause I didn’t know what it meant and the way he improvised was astronomical 😭✋
Not him saying something shocking casually then thinking we dont like the food 😭
Rengoku: it’s not like I’m going to get on a train and get punched through the chest by some demon
Me: *flashbacks* yeah *wipes tear out of eyes* like that’s ever going to happen
I feel ya 😩✋
Lemme tell you I had to pause and cry
rengoku’s already mastered the dad jokes 😂
He just need the dad
Ok right like dad jokes ✅ to be a dad
Rengoku: I was thinking maybe we could maybe try for a baby
Me: rengoku, my love...we have a duck child to take care of (yes I do have a pet duck his name is Micheal quackson)
That ........... is a perfect name for a duck good job naming him
@@Cat-silly thank you I also have another named quackers and one named quacky-chan but Micheal quackson is my favourite
@@B4TZY How many ducks do you have
@@Cat-silly I have 10 ducks 4 chickens and a pig :’]
@@B4TZY oh wow-
I just love the fact he doesn’t know much about Mother’s Day is.. IT JUST BREAKS MY HEART EVEN MORE 💀 AND THE DAD JOKES HE MADE 💀
dad jokes are the only ones he knows since he doesn't have a mom-- i mean
@@AviNaonah u Did Him dirty-😭💀💀
@@Manu_15885 lmao i am sorry
Me just casually scrolling through TH-cam: *Bored*
Me: *Sees this video title*
Also me: *Chokes on air and as red as a tomato*
Same but I was also searching for ✨certain✨ audios
@@hogwarts_simp9547 ✨Certain✨
@@kanaekochou9287 SHINOBU why are you here..
@@Unwanted_Idiot Uhhhhhhhhh
@@hogwarts_simp9547 yes
5:19
Kyojuro: "I got you to smirk a bit!"
Me: Baby, you got me to full-on laugh XDDD
Im full on giggling and kicking my legs
Rengoku: Maybe we could try for a baby? I mean it is Mother’s Day
Me: Rengoku… my love, husband, light, beautiful… THATS NOT HOW MOTHERS DAY WORKS
I mean i was born on mothers day-🤣
Rengoku: maybe we can try for a baby
Me: would be a cute idea but......the best I can do is a dog, cat, ferret, rabbit, hamster, or rat as our child
my child would be my plushed boba
I can give you a plastic bag 💀
NOT MICKY RAT MAYBE A MOUSE
YES THE RAT SOUNDS AMAZING 😤💅🏼
I agree with you but just not a rat
I remember being at the sushi shop for dinner and I said tasty in Japanese in front of my dad and he was like what did you say
UMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is literally my brain every time I eat food… UMAI
umai😭
UMAI! UMAI! UMAI! UMAI! UMAI! UMAI! UMAI! UMAI! UMAI! UMAI!!!
Delicious means Oishī, and Umai means tasty, ima put that out there so there's no confusion
"Would you like to be a mommy?" - Ren
"I don't know, would you like to be a daddy?" - me LMFAO
(Looking back at this, and staring at my own comment. It makes me cringe)
LMFAO
😂
😂😂😂😂
Why did I smile when he said "would you like to be a mommy?" That just made me feel very happy
My dirty ass mind:
Bro that reminds me of a tiktok sound I heard;
"My mom always said I was a cute kid :D"
"A momma's boy huh? I'll be your mommy~"
I find rengoku's dad jokes absolutely hilarious
4:24 wow Rengoku caught in 4k 📸
Are you the new camera??
I just wanted to hear his voice, and now I'm literally crying 😭
I love him so much, he deserved a better life❤️
“Its not like some demons going to punch a hole through my chest!”
*FRRR* 😭💔
Rengoku: what did the car-
my mind remembered the lyrics: "I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage"
WHAT SONG IS THIS BRUH😭😭😭
@@mochaartzzFRRRRRR I NEVER HEARD OF THAT😂
@@mochaartzzI'm a year late but the song is called WAP. :)
Rengoku: You just spat out the food..was it not tasty enough?
Bro I almost cried
When I heard "what it's not like I'm going to go on a train and a demon is going to punch a hole through me" made my jaw drop
Same
God i can't stop smiling
I love so much Rengoku and my heart melts hearing it
I remember crying so much seeing the movie but instead of leaving the love for him i ttold myself that the sun of ours will never die in our heart
"Set your heart ablaze"
Amazing speech
No one:
Literally no one:
Not even god itself
Rengoku: "It's not like I'm gonna get on a train and a demon will punch a whole through my chest"
Me: **cries**
Nah jit-
NAH THATS MESSED UP💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
3:47
Rengoku is just such an amazing person😭 He's so caring and-- i'm just speechless.!! ❤ I love your Asmr's a lot!
I remember that on mother's day my mom told me that she's pregnant and this just reminded me of that moment
Edit: ps i was eating when she told me
Dayum
I READ RENGOKU I CLICK
Same
Same
Same
@@n3va3hwyn73r Aoi?!
@@n3va3hwyn73r Aoi-?! What are doing here?
When he said he was eating I was expecting a Umai or a tasty🤣🤣
Same
I wasn’t expected a “ MhMHhhhM”
Kirishima what are you here wrong anime
@@melissamaas7370 one word: Bakugo
Kirishima are you here bc Rengoku is a real man?
bruh hes so PRECIOUS- but my man really said his future (rengoku-san im sorry for spitting your food out-)
bruh he was just like "ohhh uh u just spat da food out-
The way he said "would you like to a mommy."
And I was like " idk would you like to be a daddy"🤣🤣
THAT IS NOT HOW MOTHERS DAY WORKS
💀"it's not like im gonna get on a train then some demon is gonna puch a hole on My chest" yes
AKAZA- NO-
AKAZA-YES-
@@Angie_fluffy_bootz_official AKAZA IF YOU KILL DOUMA I WILL ALLOW IT
@@Angie_fluffy_bootz_official well..🧍 I mean- I MEAN- DID you really have to?..DID YOU?? 😭
Why did I get a bad feeling abt that-
I was just searching up your channel to rewatch some videos until you posted again. Im so happy.
"What did the car say to the cow?"
Me: *MOOOOOVE*
"Beef Beef"
Me: *Oh.*
Naur bruh when I was reading ur comment I was drink fruit punch but then I finished reading when I WAS DRINKING THAT I LAUGHED BUT I FELT THE FRUIT PUNCH IN MY NOSE.
"IT IS MOTHER DAY AFTER ALL- oh oh no you just spat the food out"
I started crying when I heard the train part 😭😭
When he said the joke I was crying laughing!😂 It was weird and funny at the same time.
ikr?!?!
it was so corny I laughed
HES SO CUTE POOR BABY DOESNT KNOW WHATS COMING FOR HIM😭😭
POOR BABY
STAWWWPPP NOT YOU MENTIONINH HIS DEATH AS FORSHADOWING
“would you like to be a mommy?”😭
I love this so much, I couldn’t stop smiling
Part two right now. Please. I’m gonna die without it
Aw. He wants to be a daddy?
I mean isn't he daddy enough already? 🤔
@@nayelhimurcia4070 right 🥺❤️
He already is
I love how dorky and cute this is 🥰🥰🥰
Rengoku: “I will shield you from harm”
Me: *dying of laughter* “How you gonna do that if your dead?”
(No hate towards his character
We would make great parents you know
Rengoku I can barely be around a child for 1 minute before I feel the need to kick them across the room
Found the person who's just like ✨me✨
SAME BRO SITG
SAME✨
I don't want kids
My reasons
1. My mental illness
2. Not financially stable
3. The fear of the pain of childbirth
4. The increase of depression that comes after childbirth
But for this man I would risk it all and give him as many babies as his heart desires 🥰
The music in the background is gonna make me cRY STOPPPP I LOVE HIM 😭😭😭😭😭 I'm so not ok-
"What did the car say to the cow? Beef beef!"
I physically face palmed WHAT A DORK
I took a good look at the title for a day, I regret my decision, I love this audio
“Thats a relief!-… i think-“ LMAO
Rengoku: what makes u think I would die in battle?
Me: akaza said so
Rengoku: like I’m no going to die in battle
Me:🥲🥲 yup definitely not going to be a donu🍩-I mean a dead man hehe🥲🥲
KILLUA?? TF YOU DOIN HERE--
@@Kandy_Axolotl... Chaos tf u doing here
@@chownai Watching the mayhem in the comments. Where is your reason? Hmm?
He's already making dad joke's
FR 💀
THIS MAN IS MA LIFE! NOW AND FOREVER! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Rengoku, Honey, Darling, Love, Light, THATS NOT HOW MOTHERS DAY WORKS 😭😭😭
NOT YOU USING HIS DEATH AS AN EXAMPLE😭
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE
Kyojuro: It’s gonna be a flaming hot time *looking for approval*
Me:Oh god not the puns
4:22
Kyojuro:What did the car say to the cow? BEEF BEEF!!! Beef Beef!
Me:Oh god now jokes
4:48
Kyojuro:that was pretty good
*laughs*
Haha i got you too smirk a bit see see! See! You’re laughing you liked the joke you liked the joke!
Me:damn caught red handed
Rengoku: "Would you like to be a mommy"
Me: 😳😳🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
"like that will ever happen"
*And then it happens*
I DONT THINK THATS HOW MOTHERS DAY WORKS
plus im underage🥹
A yes :>
OMG I LOVE THIS MY HEART IS POUNDING RN ITS SO ADORABLE 😭
Me:"reads title"
Me also:im a female!!
👌🏻
Relatable-
Bro that's gold u made my day 😭😭
I LITERALLY SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THR TITLE
MORE OF THIS PLEASE MY HEART 😭
I'm surrounded bymy entire family without headphones.
I'm screwed...
Ooof
I will pray for u
Oh no…
Are you ok? 😧
oh god that’s rule 1 for ASMR dude your dead haha- 💀💀💀💀
It's not like I go on a train and a demon punch a hole in my chest 😶
WAIT
Ik 😞
@@melons2743 So he just told the universe how he was gonna die.
Yes
Now he a doughnut created by akaza
3:45 "like what I'm going to get on a train and a demon will punch a hole in my chest like that will ever happen ...why did I get a bad felling about that?" I KNOW ITS TRUE I AM FROM THE FUTURE I HAVE SEE ITT 😭😭😭
Rengoku: "would you like to be a mommy?"
Me: *chokes on air and dies* 💀💀💀
Yes Rengoku-Sama! 😍🥰💕
Rengoku-san
6:26 GOT ME GIGGLING 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
"They would have the best life in the word"
Proceeds to die in the train arc
Clicked for Rengoku, expected wholesome couple vibes, got dad jokes. Very good, 10/10 experience.
"can we try to have a baby"
As of now we have cats as a baby
OH NO THE DAD JOKES ARE HERE!
Idk why but I think Rengoku would make the worst dad jokes.
And that’s what would make it HILARIOUS🤣
@@star6322 Exactly
@@star6322 Yeah...
😭
I just know he sneezes like a dad too 💀💀
This man wants 500 babies!
You can’t change my mind
The TH-cam algorithm has blessed me right before my birthday
nah i searched this up
"it's not like I'm gonna get on a train and a demon is going to punch a hole through my chest,.... why did I get a bad feeling about that?" bro this killed me
Omg I love this audio so much it’s so chaotic and so cute 😂🥺
Him: it’s gonna be a Flaming Hot time!🔥🔥🔥
Me: Oh for fucks sake Jesus fucking Christ
4:22
Rengoku, that’s not how your supposed to celebrate Mother’s Day
WHEN I SEE A RENGOKU I CLICK FAST MAY BE A LIL LATE BUT AHHHS😍
I came here once again...ON MOTHER'S DAY. 🗿✨
I saw rengoku and immediately clicked
same
Samee
Rengoku: maybe we should try and have a baby. I mean it's mother's day
*sees me spit the food out*
Rengoku: was it don't tasty.
LIKE THAT'S THE FIRST THINK YOU THINK RENGOKU LIKE YOU JUST SAID MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY AND HAVE A BABY.💀
Rangoku-san wants to make me a mother?... rangoku-san don't have to ask twice`~💖
He coulda just said mommy and I woulda been like ‘HELL YEAH’
Kanao?-
AYO KANAO?-
KANAO AYOOO 🧐🧐🧐🧐
KANAO?!
rengoku:*-brings up the mugen train incident-*
me:ah hah... hah... uhh.... very... uhh.. funny... yes uhm very funny
rengoku: would you like to be a mommy🥺 *-intence coughing-*
me or other people: excuse me wut-
Rengoku: *tells terrible pun*
Me: You have 3s to apologize before you end up sleeping on the porch tonight
(I don't think couches are a thing at that time...)
rengokus to do list be like
E̶a̶t̶
F̶i̶n̶i̶s̶h̶ m̶i̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶
E̶a̶t̶
M̶a̶k̶e̶ c̶r̶i̶n̶g̶y̶ d̶a̶d̶ j̶o̶k̶e̶
Become a dad
3:39 BYE I CANT
Oh-
0:55 I CANT
3:40 I'm wheezing
PLEASE I BEG YOU! We need more Rengoku audios!😭 I beg you!!🙏
Rengoku: "maybe we could try for a baby, it's mother's day after all..''
Me: "Kyojuro no, that's not how mother's day works. that's a bit crass don't you think?"
Rengoku: "What were we talking about?..."
Me: "Oh my gawd."
Do one more I want his reaction when he sees Y/N is pregnant
I thought the title said Rengoku wants to make you a Monster! 💀💀💀💀
" beef beef! :D"
I love him sm😭🫶
Don't Rengoku...Don't bring up THAT train incident like oml But Seriously Rengoku why do you want to IMPREGANATE me??
3:46
I'll send him out immediately
MUZAN- NO-
@@milkteakunoichi8694 MUZAN YES!
@@CryiiZeref AKAZA WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO MAKE DONUTS!
@@milkteakunoichi8694 HE'S ALWAYS ALLOWED TO DO WHAT HE WANTS HE CAN MAKE AS MANY DONUTS AS POSSIBLE