@@alirezahamze5166 They severely undervalue your item while overvaluing theirs, making you think you're getting a good deal by adding a crazy "deposit bonus"
i had a gambling addiction so to stop myself from spending money on cases i uninstalled the game and live vicariously through watching you open cases instead
Greeeetings Heyzeus! i would like to ask you as a veteran box opener about my toughts . i kinda think that its more money in knife opening than a glove opening since lower grade gloves are much less value then usual bottom knife . like 50-100 vs 100-200 euro . do you think its false ?
my man has the money for all these keys, gets more golds then i have opened pinks in my life, then says they're garbage. ill cry in my corner while i pray he gets his goal items :(
Have a mate who's opened around 350 cases and hasn't gotten a single gold or much less a red, over 1,000 just for the keys. He should've just bought the skins he wanted man
I’ve had 4 gloves from cases, total under £450 even tho I got a fn pair. Could have been slingshot instead I got bloodhound gloves. I stuck to knife cases after that
Well if it makes you feel better I pulled 4 golds in about 60 cases in March and the last gold was from a single hydra case. Ya know what I got. Fucking field tested hand wraps. I wanted Pandora’s box gloves. The best pair was FN specialist buckshots 😂
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Brb
That's what separates amateurs from talented gamblers
hey im back after buying 100 cases.... dont ask. gladly do it again
😭😭🤣
99% of gamblers quit right before they get a blue gem
I love heyzeus screaming in front of his monitor GOLD GOLD like a 12 years old
it's because it takes him hours of actively opening to get one gold but you don't see that with the pristine edits
@@DustyJumpWing its apparently very easy if he gets 5 golds in 200 cases
@melonheadgaming4254 Let's see how many you get in 200 cases then
@@DevilMayCarry bro I am not hating I literally saying I love heyzeus screaming xdd
@@samergiar9049 My comment was directed at melonheadgaming, not towards you (:
Him laughing at the skinsmonkey recommendation says it all
Why tho? Like, did they do shady things or sth?
@@alirezahamze5166 They severely undervalue your item while overvaluing theirs, making you think you're getting a good deal by adding a crazy "deposit bonus"
@@alirezahamze5166nah its just they overinflate the price of everything good so you are basically getting scammed every time you trade a skin
@@alirezahamze5166 no anomaly is sponsored by them
@@alirezahamze5166 no but bc he’s the partner of a rival site
damn even the unboxing videos aren't safe from cheaters volvo pls fix
Volvo?
@@sigma_guy623 mhm
@@sigma_guy623I mean valve’s not doing anything
@@sigma_guy623Volvo pls fix
meanwhile I've opened 0 golds and 1 red in like 250-300 cases in total
You’re due
@@reacts praying homie
I mean that's pretty much on the odds, its around 1 gold in 400 and 1 red every 156. I'm at 1100 cases no gold though so maybe you never get one?
@@ScuffGhost pain :( 1100 is horrendous. sorry to hear that homie.
took me 2.4k, you'll get one eventually bro
editor add price next time to golds
no
One in a billion, “I got a chance” is a great mentality but not when it’s gambling
Man gets more gold than Midas.
hell man. grinding never stops
Very, very, very not sigma opening.
Um what the sigma
@@theyeetmeister4019erm...*
So skibidi rizz gyattt aura ohio🙌
Real, very not skibidi
@@OpsMasterWoods mb mb
7:56 The gamblers motto
99% OF GAMBLERS QUIT BEFORE HITTING IT BIG
“$1.45 and that’s before steam takes %20” basically sums up steam marketplace
The old school rusecape music casualy playing in the back round........time for a farm run.
the best content we get from cs2 right now
"Smurfing" is a strong word for someone who is already a silver
i had a gambling addiction so to stop myself from spending money on cases i uninstalled the game and live vicariously through watching you open cases instead
I appreciate you telling me to buy glove cases when they were .70 cents and I appreciate you more for burning 500 of them off the market
Another gamba (beg my pardon hobby)
degen sesh by the one and only Zeus? I am in!!
Revolver case is most insane. You can only profit with blue gem -> wanna do road to blue gem?
Just not the only way to make profit back your just selling a dream
2:01 is so perfectly spoken
WATCHING SOMEONE ELSES PAIN IS JUST *CHEFS KISS*
Fun fact of the day: ST red is rarer than a knife.
CS2 skins > eating
As someone who's only gold was battle scarred 0.89 hydra emerald gloves, I relate to your pain
Those plaids battle scared looked so good
The idea that a 10k elo premier player is smurfing in literally any rank is hilarious to me
Greeeetings Heyzeus! i would like to ask you as a veteran box opener about my toughts . i kinda think that its more money in knife opening than a glove opening since lower grade gloves are much less value then usual bottom knife . like 50-100 vs 100-200 euro . do you think its false ?
"unless your australian lucky me" lmao
a bird told me codgun users dont get vice
my man has the money for all these keys, gets more golds then i have opened pinks in my life, then says they're garbage. ill cry in my corner while i pray he gets his goal items :(
I got a ad right before the knife came up
My worst Gloves that I have opened from Revolution is the Duck Tape ones, but those are pritty cool tbh ^^
i remember when i got vice gloves from the revolution case, unfortunately not FN they were FT but still
Looks like you re getting good stuff when you re yapping stuff out of nowhere
even one pair of gloves would be lovely to have.. especially purple ... insane luck anyways..
Have a mate who's opened around 350 cases and hasn't gotten a single gold or much less a red, over 1,000 just for the keys. He should've just bought the skins he wanted man
I want to start opening cases for knifes to sell and use. Which cases should i buy at the start?
only now do i realise how lucky i was to get MW vice gloves
მე ჯერ ასეთი ოფენინგი არ მინახავს ზეუს. ლაიქ!
At this stage i saw this man pull more gold then I have purples. how lucky can you be xD
Spend $10000 on cases
love the osrs music such a vibe
Thanks Heyzeus ur unfathomable hate for money has inspired me never to open another case in my life! Keep up the gambling, by any means neccasary!
Why do you not use the skins
recently unboxed low ww vice gloves from a revolution case, great feeing
getting that many golds is crazy
In cs2 people have been getting the same golds more frequently
what happened to trying for the Karambit?? you said it in the video but only opened glove cases
That glove case stream was weird man 😭
Spending thousands on cases trying to get pandoras while a random taiwanese kid gets them in his first couple cases 😂😂😂😂
The guy who mentioned skinsmonkey 😂
What is your luck man?!?!?!?!
My favorite “hobby”
remember its not gambling if its valve you give your money to
What about the one dreams and nightmares case you had?
Watching this video while i unboxed WW vices 2 days ago 😂😅
I opened 20 rev cases and only 20 a couple months ago and got Decent FT Vice gloves lol
I’ll have the gloves you don’t want😢
i opend 300 revolutin case and i got 2 gloves Specialist Gloves Crimson Web and Hand Wraps Overprint both are like 600€
bro finally took a sponsor
What no one understands about case openings is that it is prevention.
I’ve had 4 gloves from cases, total under £450 even tho I got a fn pair. Could have been slingshot instead I got bloodhound gloves. I stuck to knife cases after that
More gold is given to man than to Midas.
That f1 car sound edit xD
no love for the hedge mazes smh :(
Bro... Getting a shit st red is like finding a 4 leaf clover, it is rare but its worth jack shit
Osrs music got me forgetting where I am
please timestamps of golds so I wouldn't need to gamble myself and wouldn't need to listen to this human that much..
Brother had 1ms btw. And my ass is here being happy if it's below 100
If it wasnt you i'd say this vid is fake😂 youre so incredibly (un)lucky
Chill Heyzeus haha. I have opened 80 knives on my channel but never once shouted. Lol
Screenshake is too much man holy
not played for 5 years came back put £4 on steam 1st case nomad knife fade minimal wear
4:55 Oh Naur
Normal guys pronounce:gold gold
Australians pronounce:Go Go Go😂😂😂
Maybe with all the money spent valve might have enough money to invest in a working anti cheat 🤔
4k video proof of favoritism by valve.
Doesnt looking like 400k subs channel video…
You should have Aimed for Fire Serpents, you would be Rich :D
mate id be chuffed with gloves. ive opened atleast 100 cases and only got one knife years ago :( lmfao
Budd is opening my monthly salary in cases just for fun but molting in 6k elo xD insane
I own a bowie tiger tooth and its like 330 on steam market, your ad tripping
Spending boat loads of money while playing against cheaters -cs 2024
I opened ft vice in 2 cases a couple days ago I almost died
The biggeststsstst losers are people that stop gambling
runescape music went hard
Gielinor is always there. Waiting. Watching.
Well if it makes you feel better I pulled 4 golds in about 60 cases in March and the last gold was from a single hydra case. Ya know what I got. Fucking field tested hand wraps. I wanted Pandora’s box gloves.
The best pair was FN specialist buckshots 😂
Bro I will take your gloves Because I opened so many revolution cases and got no reds or golds
I try to work hard but my dreams aren’t coming true all I want is any knife
at the end of the day it’s just pixels man… there’s a lot of better things u can work hard towards instead of a knife. it’s not all that u think it is
Gather some money for a night stripe knife :) flip knife for example cheap and cool. And falchion.
Start milking almonds and you will get better golds
you seriously not going to post how much profit/loss it was?
Hey guys just hoping onto here to say I unboxed a reason holo night with my mates while being very drunk 😮💨
damn thats insane
You should open the case when you meet cheater
Hedge maze > Vice
got my first gold a few days ago
god i would love a csgo update, just bring it back
I'm Sausagediddies!!! 🎉❤😂
OH NAUR 4:52
07:30 Do yall know why hes laughting so damn hard? CUZ ITS A SCAM SITE LIKE ALL TRADING SITES!
sorry im a bit angry