To be fair China got Britain addicted to tea. Turning the empire unto a drug cartel was the only way to recoup the money they were spending on mass consumption of leaf juice.
Reggie, I think the best parts of your videos are always the far-fetched explanations to justify whatever you’re doing. Truly, one of the moral arguments of all time.
“What a fool you are! I’m a god! How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. There is no escape. No recall or intervention can work in this place. Come! Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy.”
I served in the British Army with a guy who’s father jumped off one of the highest parts on the rig and survived, rescuers were amazed how he survived the jump, I’d take my chance jumping against being burnt to death any day, another colleague was from the Shetlands and he told me that he saw a fire rescue boat come into harbour, when he was a teenager, a day or so after the disaster, the paint had blistered and cracked along the hull, such was the heat. RIP to all those who lost their lives that awful night. thank you for your comment
Thought this guy was ambiguousamphibian for a moment… mayhaps all Kenshi players are a hive of ruthless (yet poetic and somewhat vocally soothing!) beings. So powerful in their ambition. So vast is their vocabulary. Feared and yet awe-inspiring beings. A perfect white noise to run in the background of a candle-lit meal, or perhaps something to top off the night. Yes, to rock you off to sleep. The sweet songs of Kenshi malevolence.
Excellent reasoning. However, "Property is theft" is a *French* saying, so I’m gonna completely disregard any good point in your favour based on that fact alone.
This video satiates me both physically and spiritually, an astonishing look inside an underappreciated cuisine with sustenance and flavor few else can provide.
*Reggie kills all the cannibals* Non-Cannibals: "Thank you sir! You've freed us from the tyranny of cannibalism! Reggie: "Freed? More like 'Under New Management.'"
60k subs is a warcrime. This is some of the best content i've seen in awhile. I literally check your page on my days off incase you get added to the not fun list. Thanks for making me laugh. Mostly I pace back and forth yelling at the voices but we all sit down together to enjoy your content. (is only person in room)
@@ReggieGamesyou have already grown 170k subs? i swear it was last month i saw a kenshi video that wasn't from a already subbed channel and been enjoying your videos since the hiver video (think thats where most of us come from)
"property is theft" is an important part of Anarchism. If I'm not mistaken, it refers to land property. The person who came up with the concept asserted that it doesn't make much sense that people who violate property rights are committing crimes when at the source of property is theft (crime) itself. Whether we feign consensus on the subject or not, a human can't "own" land. Unless they eat everyone who says otherwise (based)
Something about the inner workings of your indubitably diseased mind fit games like Kenshi and Rimworld so well, amazing content, keep it up, i love watching my favourite little mental patients play video games :)
Hey Reginald, just wanted to say that i appreciate your humor and I'm glad this video got you some attention. If you do you, the people will come(other spelling of come tho)
I'm proud your content evolved so much. I used to watch your Kenshi playthroughs back in the day. And this content is just the right amount of unhinged.
15:13 Actually, the British Army has historically always been fairly small, and instead they would, in fact, use the vast wealth of the empire to bankroll their allies to fight for them. This is pretty much how Britain operated in the Napoleonic wars, WW1, and WW2. In each conflict their army was one of the smallest out of every major combatant, but they were nonetheless able to contribute huge sums of cash and/or war materiel to their allies.
I'm burning out of kenshi as I have created quite the OP monster (can destroy a nation all by himself) - you're giving me ideas for a restart man ;)... Keep up the amazing content!
I spent part of my lunch break watching this. My apprentice asked what I was watching, I spent the rest of the lunch break trying to come up with a short and sweet explanation that didn’t make me come off like a total psychopath. I ended up just saying “TH-cam video game stuff” and left it at that. Thanks for that.
I first heard the phrase "Property is theft" when I was 8 years old playing Pajama Sam. What a wild thing to put in a children's game. Still cracks me up.
Your challenge videos are very good, but sometimes I would like to see shorter series that last about 3 episodes where what you did in the game continues or expands.
I have an absolutely wild and baseless theory. Listen to Reggie's voice, listen to his humor. I'm convinced Reggie is Sseth Tzeentach in disguise, only to talk about his favorite games again.
Why do I have a feeling that if I decided to watch some more of this dude’s videos, I’ll finds some alt-right / homophobic / incel / redpill or racist crap xDDD
Dude's as subtle as a dumptruck driving through a meadow, but he has enough not-dogshit humour that it can be written off as satire if you cover your ears.
I love kenshi and your videos are hilarious man. Seriously. These are gems. Been watching awhile. Helpful on sleepless nights… esp the funny stories. Great videos
I appreciate that in this particular video, Reggie started in insanity, and somehow the furthering of that insanity was turning into the British and using real military and diplomatic tactics to fight a wizard with a functional staff and magic
This video is script is so well thought out It could be lack of sleep talking but the foreshadowing is insane the 8:02 "just your average British cuisine really" 13:34 "Its the British"
Aaaah, Kenshi, that videogame that mimics real life where you can be born as a cannival and end up being a british colonial soldier who eats human flesh and deals cocaine as a side gig for a living. I truly love you Kenshi, never change my friend, never change.
"If they don't want to be eaten, then why are they made of meat?" -- Reggie, Turning Point Cannibal Plains
Curious
Truly high brain thinking
REAL?!??!?🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🗣️🔥
Fr
Wise 🦉
Not only did you adopt the British’s meat shield tactics, but you also got an entire country addicted to opiates like a true Brit
Cocaine is far from being an opiate
What a based comment
This has to be by far the best synopsis!! ✨👌🏾✨
To be fair China got Britain addicted to tea. Turning the empire unto a drug cartel was the only way to recoup the money they were spending on mass consumption of leaf juice.
and their cannibalism!
Love how you evolved from laser turrets to colonial weaponry
My tech tree is a mess
the powerbill got too high.
@@ReggieGames meat cove takes me back to drug empire and bad luck brian and zombie apocalise
truly simpilar times
@@ReggieGames this is the way
This is the way
bonus points for re-enacting that home defense greentext out of nowhere
Exceptionally smooth as well.
This was the part where my gut finally started to hurt. It should have been obvious but seemingly came out of nowhere. So damn good.
I just found out about it right now and went back to this video to check that part.
I loved the foreshadowing of the british army route by mentioning the typical british cuisine in 7:59
@@user-rg7uz8of9r mean the do swallow flesh but not for food...
Edit: spelling mistake
"Up yours woke cannibals, we'll see who eats who." -Reggie
*_audible sobbing_*
cocaine cannibals
this is amazin 😂
Vile and pernicious trolling anonymous demon
I have officially fucking lost it.
Reggie, I think the best parts of your videos are always the far-fetched explanations to justify whatever you’re doing. Truly, one of the moral arguments of all time.
"what a grand and intoxicating idea" Reggie is slowly turning into Dagoth 'ur.
Shhhh n'wah
At least Reggie has the Nwah Pass
“What a fool you are! I’m a god! How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. There is no escape. No recall or intervention can work in this place. Come! Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy.”
Came here looking exactly for this kind of comment after hearing that in the video lmao
@@notapumaAww sheit!
Went from Cannibalism to Imperialism 💀
Just like Grandpa John did, back in the day 😊
I‘d say its cannibalistic imperialism, which is objectively superior to the normal variant.
no one can suffer under your power when you eat them. They die for a superior case: to fill our tummy
I served in the British Army with a guy who’s father jumped off one of the highest parts on the rig and survived, rescuers were amazed how he survived the jump, I’d take my chance jumping against being burnt to death any day, another colleague was from the Shetlands and he told me that he saw a fire rescue boat come into harbour, when he was a teenager, a day or so after the disaster, the paint had blistered and cracked along the hull, such was the heat. RIP to all those who lost their lives that awful night.
thank you for your comment
@@spookyfloyd3326 Perl Harbour?
While removing the head:
"This kills the cannibal"
Thought this guy was ambiguousamphibian for a moment… mayhaps all Kenshi players are a hive of ruthless (yet poetic and somewhat vocally soothing!) beings. So powerful in their ambition. So vast is their vocabulary. Feared and yet awe-inspiring beings. A perfect white noise to run in the background of a candle-lit meal, or perhaps something to top off the night. Yes, to rock you off to sleep. The sweet songs of Kenshi malevolence.
I legit thought he was SsethTzeentach. His speaking mannerisms are so like him. All he needs to add is "hey hey people, reggie here"
Hes like amphibian but funny
@@evil_eye-04he's like funny but amphibian
@@TheDragonageoriginsplus he did the pill diet skit
Classic Sseth
@@TheDragonageorigins clearly inspired by seth for sure, copies most of the mannerisms
"Four cannibals break into our base"
The fact I immediately knew where this was going.
I was crying in fear at that part
I always loved Reggie's wholesome and fun videos! He seems like a very christian youtuber!
Christians love methylphenidate
Just as the Lord intended 🙏
@@Efsaaneh first *crusader siege of Antioch moment
Christian*
@@Lknzvc🤓
Excellent reasoning. However, "Property is theft" is a *French* saying, so I’m gonna completely disregard any good point in your favour based on that fact alone.
I mean, it is a reason for people to eat each other, the French manufacture those like Chinese sweatshop build iPhones
This video satiates me both physically and spiritually, an astonishing look inside an underappreciated cuisine with sustenance and flavor few else can provide.
This ain't a cuisine only few else can provide, this is probably one of the few that everyone CAN provide...
@@WizardyLamp Yet so few are willing to provide it.
How inconsiderate of them.
@@evanmurphy118 that's honestly kinda selfish if them
Some would cal it
Even
Suculent
I could never have predicted the last four minutes of this video even with a gun to my head. Well done Reggie.
"we have nothing to lose but our next meal"
Reggies man lover
He really did what Sam could not. Cannibal dominance.
I love historical documentaries about the British empire. It's always great to see history in action.
14:27 Was not expecting the 'How The Founding Fathers Intended' copypasta to make an appearance in Kenshi, and yet here we are.
Praise be to Reggie the devouring of gods
Togethaaaaaaa!!!!
*Reggie kills all the cannibals*
Non-Cannibals: "Thank you sir! You've freed us from the tyranny of cannibalism!
Reggie: "Freed? More like 'Under New Management.'"
Under new cousine
I wonder if anyone ever tried to... Be honorable knights in games like these.
I'd genuinely love to watch a morally upstanding kenshi play through
Some of us try, but we typically fall into depravity in Kenshi.
@@TheVampireAzriel alas such is the nature of a cruel world
@@jomoma8576 samurai x playthrough
@@TheVampireAzriel your will is not strong enough, it seems.
i love these videos so much because i can never tell what is elaborate story telling or an actual game mechanic since ive never played this game
Eh, it's half and half. Half entertaining bs and half entertaining actual "features" of the game.
@@Pats1234 That's Vanilla Kenshi. The robotic limbs are mostly vanilla. The sword arms and legs are modded.
I’m waiting to buy it this winter when I will have time to go insane playing it for a month.
Most sane man playing kenshi
60k subs is a warcrime. This is some of the best content i've seen in awhile. I literally check your page on my days off incase you get added to the not fun list. Thanks for making me laugh. Mostly I pace back and forth yelling at the voices but we all sit down together to enjoy your content. (is only person in room)
I am honored to be one of those voices
@Dilbot he's like the budget Sseth
@@dilbot1512 I hate ambiguousamphibian. He is on my do not suggest list.
You gotta look up Grimbeard. Dudes still small after years and you’ll get why it’s a travesty after one video.
@@ReggieGamesyou have already grown 170k subs? i swear it was last month i saw a kenshi video that wasn't from a already subbed channel and been enjoying your videos since the hiver video (think thats where most of us come from)
Always a great day when my second favourite reggie uploads
The rat haunts me.
Good.
There's some context behind this exchange, ans i'm not sure i understand it.
@@NotTheDAHASAG the FIRST reggie likes guys
He *really* likes guys
Thats all the context u need
@@ZyrTheMachineGodOfWar oh god
Reggie Is truly one of the best Geneva convention deniers of all time
This man is becoming one of my favorite TH-camrs FAST
"property is theft" is an important part of Anarchism. If I'm not mistaken, it refers to land property. The person who came up with the concept asserted that it doesn't make much sense that people who violate property rights are committing crimes when at the source of property is theft (crime) itself.
Whether we feign consensus on the subject or not, a human can't "own" land. Unless they eat everyone who says otherwise (based)
>shaking gloved hands holding meds
I see your admiration for Sseth includes his Bloons video.
A classic to say the least
truly accurate to how the victorian english ate all the egyptian mummies
Something about the inner workings of your indubitably diseased mind fit games like Kenshi and Rimworld so well, amazing content, keep it up, i love watching my favourite little mental patients play video games :)
Hey Reginald, just wanted to say that i appreciate your humor and I'm glad this video got you some attention. If you do you, the people will come(other spelling of come tho)
reggie and cannibalism are my two favorite concepts, im glad to see them come together in this video
It’s really interesting (and badass) to see how you found the perfect video format to blow yourself up like this! And I honestly can’t wait for more!
Even after years - Kenshi still bangs and leaves you a lot of freedom to do videos and stories - its incredible!
The amount of creativity you put into these videos is unbelievable
Much appreciated
Dude your deadpan and 1 punch liners for kenshi and how they relate to real life situations are hilarious.
You know I had never considered the fact that a necklace of human ears would look like a candy necklace to a cannibal so thanks for expanding my mind
I'm proud your content evolved so much. I used to watch your Kenshi playthroughs back in the day. And this content is just the right amount of unhinged.
Ah, I see the SSeth influence has finally taken hold
Reggie deserves a gold medal for the mental gymnastics he goes through to justify whatever human rights violation he’s committing
15:13 Actually, the British Army has historically always been fairly small, and instead they would, in fact, use the vast wealth of the empire to bankroll their allies to fight for them. This is pretty much how Britain operated in the Napoleonic wars, WW1, and WW2. In each conflict their army was one of the smallest out of every major combatant, but they were nonetheless able to contribute huge sums of cash and/or war materiel to their allies.
The British were even the biggest drug dealers on the planet when they decided to start selling opium tons of opium to China.
This dude's like a hybrid of Sseth and AmbiguousAmphibian and I love it
*copy
@@lukaslarsson5498 if he is a copy, he's a better one
Whenever Reggie involves the British, you know stuff is about to go down
Beep being at the top of the food chain is absolutely 100% correct.
History channel at 3 am:
I don’t even know what kenshi is, but I was sold to watch the video when I read “dominant cannibal faction” my typa thumbnail.
Thanks for making my shit storm of a month bearable Reggie.
This video reminds me a lot of Ambiguous Amphibian's content style. I love it. Please make more like this.❤
Hilarious vid man. M. Night Shyamalan levels of twists with the jokes. Especially the colonial British cannibal soldiers xD Jolly good show👍
British history is so beautiful ;_;
I'm burning out of kenshi as I have created quite the OP monster (can destroy a nation all by himself) - you're giving me ideas for a restart man ;)... Keep up the amazing content!
The real moral virtue was the friends we made along the way.
It's uh...Community Day here at the Cannibal Plains.
- Barb Lahey (probably)
It's always a good day when Reggie uploads, especially if the video is related to the consumption of human flesh!
I spent part of my lunch break watching this. My apprentice asked what I was watching, I spent the rest of the lunch break trying to come up with a short and sweet explanation that didn’t make me come off like a total psychopath. I ended up just saying “TH-cam video game stuff” and left it at that. Thanks for that.
Hey hey people! 0:09
I first heard the phrase "Property is theft" when I was 8 years old playing Pajama Sam. What a wild thing to put in a children's game. Still cracks me up.
Well this video filled me with an insatiable hunger for more... thx Reggie:)
Appreciate the sseth reference. You obviously hold the superior ideology and that supremacy of spirit prevails.
Your challenge videos are very good, but sometimes I would like to see shorter series that last about 3 episodes where what you did in the game continues or expands.
The Canadian accent and Trailer Park Boys audio clip really add a lot of flavour to the video.
Seth tzeentch?
You deserve a lot more views, keep it up man! Great editing and writing!
Hey hey people, Seth is here
The "50 professional ball-washers" line just earnt you a new subscriber🤣
Reggie always has the best ideas also mod list
Playing this on 0.25 speed on my phone and actually watching on my TV. Great guy you are
Off brand Seth
I have an absolutely wild and baseless theory. Listen to Reggie's voice, listen to his humor. I'm convinced Reggie is Sseth Tzeentach in disguise, only to talk about his favorite games again.
"Grand Cannibal Wizard"
NAH WE GOT THE KOOL KANNIBAL KLAN
Why do I have a feeling that if I decided to watch some more of this dude’s videos, I’ll finds some alt-right / homophobic / incel / redpill or racist crap xDDD
The dogwhistles are pretty loud
Dude's as subtle as a dumptruck driving through a meadow, but he has enough not-dogshit humour that it can be written off as satire if you cover your ears.
🤓
I dont see none if that in his videos and i have watched all of em. Piss off
🤓
meat cove takes me back to drug empire and bad luck brian and zombie apocalise
truly simpilar times
this guy literally rips off Seth jokes, like his mannerisms and literally exactly word for word his jokes
Goddamn, this really reminds me of Ambigious Amphibians Kenshi videos, keep up the great work!
Love the style of videos you put out mah dude. Gives me sseth vibes. But for gameplay instead of reviews i love it
I love kenshi and your videos are hilarious man. Seriously. These are gems. Been watching awhile. Helpful on sleepless nights… esp the funny stories. Great videos
Never heard of Kenshi, but I'm fascinated now.
I think this guy has the same aura as ambiguous amphibian
I appreciate that in this particular video, Reggie started in insanity, and somehow the furthering of that insanity was turning into the British and using real military and diplomatic tactics to fight a wizard with a functional staff and magic
I love watching your videos after you release them to see all the feedback you've neglected
Most underrated and funnt youtuber ngl
Rest in Pieces Thumb-Thumb.
Best chef we ever had. 🙏
This video is script is so well thought out It could be lack of sleep talking but the foreshadowing is insane the
8:02 "just your average British cuisine really"
13:34 "Its the British"
Department of agriculture wants to know your location...and their missing farmers location too.
As always, amazing idea, incredible realisation. Thanks for video!
You have some great videos and are hilarious. Definitely deserve way more subs than you're sitting at rn. Keep it up, man. Love the videos!
Man I love your videos, you can really see how much effort there is in there. You deserve so much more attention. 👏
Your video been recommended to me out of nowhere even though i don't watch kenchi related videos but HOT DANG im glad i watched it!
Is this how you honour the Sixth tribe and the house unmourned?
Congrats on your channel getting blessed by the algorithm, seen some of your videos and I found them pretty funny
I just found you recently. Loving every part of it. Keep it up!
Hey man, just wanted to say that I found your channel a week ago, and binged all of your stuff. You‘re goddamn hilarious mate.
Thanks brother, more stuff soon
Aaaah, Kenshi, that videogame that mimics real life where you can be born as a cannival and end up being a british colonial soldier who eats human flesh and deals cocaine as a side gig for a living. I truly love you Kenshi, never change my friend, never change.
14:00 you hit the nail on the head with this description! Gj buddy!
The algorithm has blessed my recommended with so many good videos lately!
How does this guy not have more subscribers?
Just for content like this. I'm really glad I found this channel.
10:48 is my favorite part, I come back just to watch every other week 😂😂