The Whole Being Dead Thing Pt. 2 DC | Beetlejuice The Musical
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ก.พ. 2025
- LYRICS:
Why are we screaming!?
(then)
Oh. It’s cause of me, isn’t it?
(MUSIC IN.)
BEETLEJUICE (cont'd)
HEY FOLKS ‘SCUSE THE INTRUSION
LET ME CLEAR UP THE CONFUSION
I THINK WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM, HOUSTON
YOU’RE DEAD
SURPRISE!
WELCOME TO ‘THE DEAD THING’
DEATH CAN HAVE ITS UPS AND DOWNS
ETERNITY FEELS LIKE FOREVER
IT’S SO CUTE YOU DIED TOGETHER!
COME WITH ME, I’LL SHOW YOU ‘ROUND
GREAT RESTAURANTS TO TRY HERE
DUTY FREE TO BUY HERE
MISOGYNISTIC GUYS HERE
IT’S BASICALLY DUBAI HERE!
(Two zombie cheerleaders enter.)
BEETLEJUICE (cont'd)
Ready?
Ok!
BEETLEJUICE *
HI!
I'LL BE YOUR GUIDE *
I'LL BE YOUR G-U-I-D-E TO THE *
OTHER SIDE DONT GO TO THE NETHERWORLD!
ADAM
Netherworld?
BEETLEJUICE
Did I say “Netherworld”? Never mind!
I’M B TO THE DOUBLE E-G-F-E-X
Oh Jesus, I can’t spell. Sh*t!
ZOMBIE CHEERLEADERS
HI!
HE’LL BE YOUR GUIDE
HE’LL BE YOUR G-U-I-D-E TO THE OTHER SIDE
BEETLEJUICE:
Show me your penis!
ADAM
No!
BEETLEJUICE
Ah, worth a try...
I’M B TO THE DOUBLE E-T-L-E
TO THE J-U-I-C-E!
YES!
(LIGHTS SHIFT. Beetlejuice rips away his suit
to reveal MC Hammer pants. He dances.)
BEETLEJUICE (cont'd)
THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU AND YOUR SPOUSE
DIED IN YOUR OWN HOUSE
THAT GIVES YOU CLOUT
THAT MEANS THAT BOTH OF YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND
LUCKY FOR YOU I DROPPED BY
YEAH, YOU SEEM LIKE NICE GUYS
A LITTLE ON THE “POTTERY BARN AND DRY WHITE WINE” SIDE
BEETLEJUICE (cont'd) *
AS FOR ME I’VE BEEN SCARIN’
FOR MILLENNIA
I’M THE BIO-EXORCIST GIVIN’
HOUSES ENEMAS
FLUSH OUT ALL THE BREATHERS--
YOU CAN BREATHE EASIER
STICK WITH ME! I’M LIKE A
GHOST ZOMBIE JESUS!
ZOMBIE CHEERLEADERS *
FLUSH OUT THE BREATHERS-- *
YOU CAN BREATHE EASIER *
GHOST ZOMBIE JESUS! *
BEETLEJUICE *
AND YEAH I DO IT FOR THE LOVE
OF IT!
MONEY? AH, WHO GIVES A SHIT
I THINK WE’RE A PERFECT FIT
COME ON! LET’S MAKE OUT A
BIT!
ENSEMBLE *
DO IT *
MONEY? *
I THINK WE'RE A PERFECT FIT *
YEAH! DEAD! *
(He tries to kiss them. They push him off. He
continues, undaunted--)
BEETLEJUICE
IT’S THE PERFECT DAY TO DIE
‘CAUSE THIS GUY HAPPENED TO BE PASSING BY
TO GIVE YOU CONTROL OF YOUR SOUL
THROUGH THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING
THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING
Have a wonderful day!
Lyrics in the description!!
The audience is laughing so much, I wanna see😭😭, i still have hope that one day we’ll get the full dc bootleg
Yeah me too :(
Slime tutorial
what a bop
Ikr :)
mann i wish they kept the beginning, i love this version
Thank you!!!!! I was making a playlist for the D.C songs and I need one of “The whole being dead thing part 2” and “ready set reprise”
No problem! When I heard you needed those I posted them!
Bug Beverage oh my! Thank you!!! You didn’t have to do that for me but I’m so happy you did!!!
I’m always wanting to help others! If you need anything Beetlejuice related then don’t hesitate to ask
Bug Beverage ok thank you. I also see that the D.C script helped you with the lyrics:) I was also wondering if you could re-heart my comment again?
Of course! The DC script really did help!
this is soooooooo good bro
i love this show so much thati just covered this and a couple of others please check it out lol @
Thanks so much!! I’ll check them out right away!
How did you get the dc script?
It’s not exactly the DC script it’s the script before DC but if you want it I can share it with you, but it’s not the exact same as this
Bug Beverage oh ok, how did you get it ?
Oh I had found a link awhile ago, from hearing something about the Richards script it’s free to everyone I think
Bug Beverage oh ok thank you.
No problem 😊